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>>17801999
oops

No matter how fucked you are, you're probably doing better than shitcoiners

The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists $SMEE $MAI $MAIN $DCTR $PA $VOL $HRE $BUTT $ON $LEE $WAN $UFF $YUU . First one to talk gets to avoid bankruptcy.

Should I queue up buying puts now or wait till markets open?

Buy, sell, buy, sell!

>>17803834

Same. They are dealing with the issue of Adobe cancelling flash at the end of 2020 right now, trying to re-code major components of the website in HTML5. But it's not working, very slow process and very decentralized. Selling to JumpStart/NetDragon has basically killed the game.

>>17803953
Lotta volatility for a hired trader.

>>17803993
I've always wanted to make a game but I'm mostly in web development. I've tried playing around with Unity but it's really hard to get into something with no profit prospects long-term.

Fuck, now I'm really wondering if it's possible to make a modern Neopets.

Does anyone know any good free APIs/free resources to programm a makeshift Bloomberg terminal?

>tfw Nigel got his lambo

>>17803920
Green week, possible 2 weeks but then it'll be Red Death.
Oil is being supported via Fed, but Iran and Arabia are about to flood the market
Repo is showing the signs of the death coming
bottom out in June

Someone mentioned last thread that MO 5y chart looks pretty bad, but they’re also one of the top dividend providers and consistently increase the dividend every year. Why is this?

i'm a little worried about this whole toilet paper situation.. i can sometimes shit up to 3 times a day.. and at this rate i won't have enought toilet paper to last me till the end of the week

>>17804108
get a bidet

>>17804014
I think a mobile Neopets for adults would be amazing. It sucks right now because every though the player base is 100% adult, and the intellectual property they are sitting on is high-value... they still are trying to target children (zero income other than parents money) with their inane rules and dumbed down plots. Gone are the days pre-2008 when the game actually dealt with real topics like the stockmarket, etc. Now you can't even write about stonks for the Neopian Times.

We moon next week

>>17804097
>Green week, possible 2 weeks
why? The whole world is going on lock down and number of cases still rising...

there can't be a green market when every concert and public gathering is shut down and a lot of companies are quarantining.

>>17804108
Two about two wipes to make sure you don’t have hangers and then shower. It’s the best way to conserve and I started doing it since last week.

>>17803920
I went big in TQQQ Friday at 3pm and only sold half my position before the close, still holding some till Monday. I'll be OK, right?

Gonna be a green moon week

Oil might go up to $45

Stocks will have a 3 day green streak

>>17804108
just hop in the shower after you shit

>>17804143
no one knows
there is a long time between now and Monday

>>17804108
Alcohol diet time

>>17804126
>Relief for the poor?
>Not on my watch

>>17803925
>no one knows the future
The time traveling wizards do. And probably baggie, but he’s from an inverted timeline. Sad some cases such.

>>17804101
Lot of FUD around tobacco dying off to vaping and 420BLAZEIT, then their main vaping investment Blew up in their faces because of legal troubles, tobacco use in decline In the us, lots of worries about the govt raising the minimum age to buy, then the government did that. Now... just a lot of uncertainty. It’s not ESG friendly. Maybe wallstreet thinks the dividend is at risk of being cut. I dunno.

Pls buy apha

>>17804126
That dosen't include the payroll tax stuff though

>>17804143
Yikes you might need this
18002738255

>>17804183
If Mitch and Nancy were taken by the virus, I wouldn’t even mind another 10% shave off the market.

>>17804108
buy a portable bidet that you plug on your faucet or wash your ass with the shower head

>>17804128
The fed rate cut will give a temprorary surge green for this week and well as all the fugazi.I honestly doubt 2 weeks green though.
Writings on the wall with repo and bonds
one last dead cat bounce awaits

>>17804156
>>17804139
i guess i'll have to use shower if it comes down to it.. fucking every store around me is out of toilet paper.. last night the grocery store was almost empty.. fucking crazy...

>>17804164
alcohol makes me shit more tho... ever have beer shits?

>>17804108

How do you do it /biz/? I get so bored on the weekends now. This whole month has been a ride and I'm only using the investopedia sim for fucks sake. Not even vidya gives me this much fun.

>>17804201
Only if you get a blind man to make a video pretending that they have major endorsements and new products from the worlds number one cola brand hitting the market.

>>17804186
Shit I was hoping to hop on a divvy king, any other choices of note?

>>17804143
I switched for SQQQ to TQQQ during the pump just to mitigate some losses, but I'm thinking monday is red so I might change back first thing in the morning, I kept all my puts because theyre far enough out

Has the market ever been this uncertain before?

What happened to dividend frend? I haven't seen him today.

>>17804213
If we get another rate cut, will we hear about it Tuesday or Wednesday? Site lists meeting on both days.

>>17804215
No no, not if it comes down to it, start now to conserve the paper. You want to at least get the hanger off before you shower so you don’t literally clog your drain with shit.

Inside information

Short Tesla

>>17804266
he ded after the hodling through the crash.

>>17804215
They dont even have single ply? I heard retards werent buying it because theyre to good for it

>>17804222
Gym
Escapism
Lots of sleep

>>17804266
Right? I was hoping for advice today on AVVIY and IVZ.

>>17804221
>the emergency cool down procedure
lol

>>17804284
Nah even before national emergency status all, every single roll, of TP was out, even from Lowe’s and Home Depot bear me. It’s cause media spread that vid of the people buying like 14 big packs and then the normies instantly think they should do the same.

>>17804284
fucking nothing man.. fucking nothing............. the whole isle was empty. same with water and almost all soup was gone

>>17804279
Inside (a Tesla) information

>>17804279
information from inside a tesla

>>17804266
Dividend dumbfucks have no idea what's coming. Same thing happened in the GFC

France just got shut down

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/14/world/france-coronavirus-measures/index.html

Predictions:
1. The bottom is coming towards the end of April
2. The Fed will bail this shit out in esoteric ways, no systemic problems will be fixed
3. This will be a smaller recession than 2008, but will still take years to return to ATH
4. Housing will come down in a few years as an aftershock, but not as much as 2008

>>17804222
Get a weekend job, put more money in

>>17804209
If most of congress was taken by the virus I would fucking celebrate. Taking Mitch and Nancy would be great though.

Imagine using toilet paper. Imagine having a diet/lifestyle so bad that your turds are not perfectly tapered semi-hard logs that take less than 5 seconds to pass.

>>17804381
Better late than never.

I've wanted to get into investing for a couple years now.. and think I might bite the bullet and put like $1k in next friday when I get paid (I don't make much otherwise I'd put more).. do you think the market will be shit still by next friday or will I have missed my opportunity to buy more at less?

>>17804349
>>17804359

1/3 of the entire workforce didnt show up today, hundreds of customers wont be getting their vehicle this week.

The logistics has completely broken down in Europe. Model S orders are being prioritised, Model 3 deliveries scheduled for March will all be late

>you did buy puts for Monday, right anon?

>>17804361
>cutting dividend by 86%

they can just decide to do that cause they feel like it?

Trading stocks has made me happier
I don't need to think and depress myself with the thought of not having a girlfriend.
I am excited about the market, about the prospect of making money, learning and reading memes on /biz/
It's like a hobby, something fun to do

>>17804413
I already put in an extra 8 hours of OT a week.

Exxon and Chevron are on sale bros, can you believe it? Exxon is literally half off, I literally cant. I'm shaking, its so much free money bros...

>>17804417
Would you rather the Democrats and Republicans in Congress were ordinary working people rather than the millionaires there already?

Monday. Will be like nothing we've seen before.

>>17804453
Same, weekends kinda suck though

>>17804454
Idk man masturbate or something, im working 12/7 right now, but its mostly waiting for equipment to arrive, im so lucky to get to work 84 hours a week right now, normally i would wanna kill myself but i literally get to buy so much exxon and Chevron its insane

>>17804495
Do tell

>>17804452
Half white Half chink really is the godtier race. Imagine if America took chink slaves instead of blacks. We would be having anime orgies on Mars by now.

>>17804204
that was never priced in

Big financial stimulus is going to be a fight.

Till then we get QE, interest rate drops, and things like that.

i still dont understand the toiler paper shenanigans
if the system collapses to the point you need months worth of toilet paper i feel like wiping your ass should be last of your worries

>>17804451
>they can just decide to do that cause they feel like it?
LMAO FUCKING IDIOTS! They see these 10%, 15%, 20% dividend yield and think WHAT A DEAL! The reality is that dividends disappear the instant the company wants it to. EVERY SINGLE COMPANY is going to cut dividends. You're all fucking retards.

>>17804524
*half japs, not chinks anon

>>17804502
Planning
+ finding extra income when the corona beer virus is over?

>>17804495
It really won't but okay.

Trump has for now stabilized oil and therefore stabilized the American economy. For now. Monday will be green or maybe break even at worst.

>>17804495
Honestly, it may seriously be down to technicals what happens. We KNOW there will be simps selling the rip and likely down at the start of trading but its hard to know what the reaction to that will be so good luck if you are holding risky options or some crap.

I'm a hardcore China supporter and usually defend China but they're lying about this virus being over right now. I didn't want to admit it but I'm almost certain they are lying. I use superbuy to purchase things at times, and I placed an order two weeks ago, basically it ships the orders off of taobao stores to a Chinese warehouse. All of the packages I ordered from stores in the Hubei region have not shipped, it has been weeks. Usually it takes 3-7 days. Even back in late February, I got a Hubei shipment within three days.

Superbuy themselves have a large tl;dr about Coronavirus delays. This idea that the virus is over is propaganda to make China look responsible in the face of a global massacre in Europe and North America.

>>17804524
Real Talk:

Every half-white looks good. Or, at least better than their full-non-white counterparts. Look at a africa nigger then look at obama for example. Look at a real asian that has to cake on that makeup, then look at a half white asian. Really makes you think in regards to the whole "racial superiority" thing.

>>17804434
Let's not forget the company is running on shit debt

>>17804559
This.
Economic Drivers are what matters. Oil is one for the American economy.

The other appendages of the economy like your local eateries don't matter. No city in the midwest became a ghost town because the local diner closed down. It's if the engine goes down.

The oil hit matters. Airlines, vacation, leisure stuff doesn't matter. It will come right back.

>>17804524
You think china hates us now? Imagine if they were the victims of a worldwide slave trade

>>17804550
Think of it like this:
>a handful of retards panic and start buying tons and tons of toilet paper
>people see this and just laugh at them
>but the retards keep buying and buying until stores are sold out completely
>normal people start to panic thinking there might be a toilet paper shortage when they actually need some, so they buy toilet paper before it sells out just to be safe
>this snowballs into a society-wide scramble for toilet paper based upon the (false) assumption that there will be a shortage soon all because a few retards started hoarding it

>>17804520
>>17804559
>>17804571
>Italy shut down
>France shut down
>Germany shut down
>Spain shut down
>UK shut down
>New York shut down
>LA shut down
>San Fran shut down
>DC shut down
>All non-essential flights CANCELED across the globe
>Entertainment industry BANKRUPT
>Oil companies BANKRUPT
>Hospitals OVERFLOWING
>Infection is PARABOLIC

>>17804555
>You're all fucking retards.

I day trade, my dude. I don't even run the risk of holding overnight, I'm just as shocked as you are. The most I'd ever be willing to do would be swing trade for less than a week at a time on the daily time frame (honestly probably more like half hour time frame but over multiple days potentially)

>>17804495
I don't agree. I think the boomers aren't selling no matter what. There will be another dip when the supply chain problems start hitting hard next month

>>17804488
I would with full knowledge that ordinary working people are mostly idiots. At least it would create chaos and hopefully something better can come from the chaos.

>>17804581
> they're lying about this virus being over right now.
They absolutely are. It's just shilling to try and rescue their economy from a total meltdown.
And it's no wonder stuff isn't moving. Look at all of these ships parked outside their ports.
The entire place is at a total standstill.

>>17804451
Yes. A dividend isn't any kind of right or obligation, a company can withdraw or cut it at any time. We will see many energy stocks do this over the next quarter, they will be forced to in order to remain solvent. And many will go bankrupt anyway.

>>17804432
The situations underlying the market woes will not be resolved in a week or two. By all measures, corona will grow and peak in months not weeks. Oil wars aren't going to be resolved by Friday and reserves are a short term solution. Supply chain is still temporarily fucked.

That said, the market is a volatile shitshow right now and the Fed is ready to QE us back to life. If you want to buy in for the long term I'd say wait or at least DCA.

>>17804601
what oil hit? we are stockpiling our domestic production and buying cheap as fuck foreign oil from saudi arabia. thats a great thing

>>17804581
>I'm a hardcore China supporter and usually defend China

honestly im more curious about your explanation of "Why tho?" here instead of everything else you said. also, china's save face culture is well known already so you saying they're lying is just preaching to the choir, a choir that has been around for years if not decades.

There's no way Monday isn't red.

>>17803945

Actually I sold near the top but bought back to early so I'm up 60% instead of 90%. I buy stocks with the profits made from swinging obvious dips.

>>17804654
5% UP atleast

Speaking of masturbating I havent done it in like 12 days and im constantly horny if im not focused on something, normally im a fap every day kinda guy but work + commute + sleep leaves me with 2 hours and I still gotta eat, shower and watch anime

>Japan
F

>>17804239
I actually hold a bit of MO in my IRA because I think those fears are overblown, but I’m a retard so don’t trust me.

I don’t think you need to focus on divvies, but I like KO PEP JNJ. Christ, even LMT is at about a 3% dividend right now, trading at a discount because people are suddenly concerned Donnie is going to lose and the Dems will put in someone with less expansion of military spending. Maybe even worry about foreign ability to spend on US fighter jets and satellites.

I like MRK, but Cramer made some excellent points last week about PFE and VZ, which both have staying power and also have an excellent yield. PFE because it’s been so hated, I don’t know the whole story there but it’s been seen as less exciting than Merck or JNJ.

>>17804524
Maybe. But we’d also have less Olympic medals, and our whole pro sports thing would probably suck. Sports are one of the reasons us culture is so dominant as far as I can tell, Michael jordan helped spread Nike and Coca Cola to every corner of the globe. You really want that to be some eurotrash company instead?

Also, we wouldn’t be on mars. Maybe like 2 guys would be on Mars in some spacelab. I think people would be miserable on another planet, we evolved for this environment. Whatever type of human that evolves to be compatible with foreign planets and space travel would be different from us. It’d be a different species.

>>17804292
>gym closed because aids
>sleep schedule gets fucked
>reeeeee
>>17804452
>>17804432
HNNNNNNNG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17804432
Yeah we’re in a process. I think we need to see either that members of government are infected and dying, OR that progress has been made in treatment, and social distancing has been so successful that no one in government is infected or dying... the first scenario looks more likely.

>>17804495
Oblivion is priced in, market is a forward looking discounting mechanism designed to transfer money from the impatient to my bags.

>>17804556
i call all asians chinks, but i agree

Why is nobody in here talking about the quadruple witching coming up next week???

>>17804653
I like their social culture. Race mixing frowned up, hard working, fearful of authority yes maybe a little unhygienic and gross, but for all purposes the kind of citizens you want.

>>17804615
We're talking about Monday, how much bad news do you think there will be tomorrow? It needs to be enough to offset the oil rebound and I can't see that happening.

>>17804583
disagree. I think hapas always look kind of weird, their pure race asian counterparts look better. your theory is fucking retarded

>>17804634
This nCoV situation is like a forest fire, that wipes out all of the old trees and makes room for new saplings to grow. Think about it. Finally the 90's kids are going to be put into a fantastic situation economically after this is all over. Stocks, oil, housing, education, all will be way more affordable whereas before they were extremely expensive compared to their actual worth due to speculation bubbles and corporate/government greed.

>>17804615
UK won't shut down they choose the extinction route, quite based.

>>17804611

so people are dumb as fuck?
got it

>>17804681
not very based calling all asians chinks but you make up for it by recognizing the more preferable ones. i guess you would agree that south koreans are fine aswell?

>>17804651
>buying cheap as fuck foreign oil from saudi arabia. thats a great thing
how can you not see that this is a problem when shale companies were barely profitable at the previous price?

>>17804611
Based retards

so I've been doing some thinking lately. it seems like every economy in the world has been waging an uphill battle against deflation for years now and not only are they becoming increasingly sensitive to deflationary pressures but it seems like the central banks who fight against it can't help but deplete their arsenal of measures against it. meanwhile the banks have hijacked this system for their own benefit, stirring up debt and creating bubbles in the process, which makes the system more susceptible to deflation and so the central banks have to boostt the system. in the end it becomes a vicious cycle where debt ends up getting increased and deflation becomes more intimidating even though it isn't directly addressed. not only that, the banks want the central banks to use emergency tools like rate cuts meant to kickstart economy after a recession for their own benefit. pls tell me if I'm being retarded.

>>17804706
never gonna happen until we pass laws prohibiting international foreign investors from speculative buying on our residential housing

>>17804452
hai ohimesama takkusan stocks o kaimashta

>>17804717
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ppyMUlXfM

more relevant now than ever

>>17804717
Yes.

The panic is more contagious than the fucking virus and is doing more damage than the virus could ever do. All because people are FUDed up on sensationalist media and whatever psychoactive drugs they abuse daily.

>>17804706
Gen X to Z don't have the liquid capital necessary to take advantage of the lower prices or to start new businesses. I doubt banks will give them loans either.

>>17804740
moshi moshi cramer desu

>>17804748
I expected that munger Harvard talk...

>>17804183
>>17804183
This dude literally takes money from the Chinese Communist Party and sleeps with one of those soulless chinks on the reg.

How far the Republican Party has fallen.

>>17804722
yes the tier list is clearly
>1 japs
>2 gooks
>3 chinks
then the rest are exotic island nigger chinks like phillipno/thailand/etc with obviously the lighter skinned ones being higher

>>17804524
>We would be having anime orgies on Mars by now.
not like you'd be invited

>>17804752
I think you underestimate millennials and zoomers and their ability to save money. Everyone I know with the exception of a few dumbasses has at least 10k in savings.

>>17804789
personally i rank the chinks the lowest since their individual spirit is so destroyed after the cultural revolution and they do deserve what is coming for them

one of us

>>17804772
why am i laughing so fucking hard at this, is there a youtube video of this somewhere with sound?

>>17804688
>>17804707
Oil is not rebounding, its still around $30! Oil doesn't matter if no one is working! You clearly haven't been reading the news at all. Germany and Spain just announced measures today. Everything is fucking shutting down. Just look at the numbers! Its confirmed parabolic. Just stay in and only go out to get supplies. Trump intentionally manipulated the markets on Friday to close positive. Every weekend there is only bad news. THERE IS NO UPSIDE DURING THE WEEKEND. I am mostly concerned making sure my parents stay home and they have enough money. Also FUCK CHINA.

>>17804772
Truly /our guy/
Thankfully he’s gotten a lot better with the screen.

Fuck it, I’m gonna join the club with a giftcard so I don’t get charged for eternity. He’s gotten almost everything right this year. And he can say what he actually means when he’s not on tv.

>>17804791
has LCIguy decided to give up on the LCI to 60 dream after the crash , accepting the LCI to 6 reality, and is now resorting to zingers and one-liners? because if so i approve.

>>17804676
I’ll take your advice and maybe go with KO, MRK, VZ, or JNJ. I don’t understand how MO keeps increasing their dividend while going down over the last few years though, is there a reasoning?

>>17804826
China offered help to both the US and Italy (to the point where Trump did a gay plane dance to try to steal Italy from China). It's still baffling to me that Western leaders saw hundreds of millions of chinks in quarantine and no one thought to prepare with extra hospital beds, supplies, closed borders, etc.

>>17804831
Dunno the exact video but it'll be somewhere on here, happy hunting https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrp_UI8XtuYfpiqluWLD7Lw

>trump saying he has the power to fire/demote powell
lol
imagine if he keeps fellating himself over "saving" the market only to do that

though idk how the hell the friday surge is tenable, we're at what, 4 countries in total lockdown now?

>>17804752
24 and i have 40k in mutual fund/roth 10k worth of gold/silver (literally troll)
20k in bank chilling and make between 1.6k-2.2k a week depending on hours

96' either the youngest millennial or oldest zoomer depending on who you ask so idk if im a zoomie or a millennial

>>17804432
Probably just buy as much SPY as you can unless you want to go full micromanaging gambler, in which case you'll have to wait for the money to settle before you can day/swing trade.

>>17804844
We'll see who is right Monday I guess, but I think you're a bit high on crack or something. There hasn't been much bad news at all today and unless NYC shuts down tomorrow I can't imagine Monday being anything but green.

>>17804772
a cramer des ka

sugoi hito des neh

>>17804869
Also I aint even the most successful, one hustler i know saved all his money he was ever gifted/worked in highschool and was running a trailer park as a senior in HS lol

>>17804863
China is flexing a lot of soft power right now

>>17804682
So what does this mean exactly?

>>17804869
You are a rarity not the norm.

>>17804869
Unironically proud of you, kid.

>>17804844
I know retard, i was pointing out that in UK will be even worse.

>>17804866
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz_IecTTz4o

lol, boomers are truly melting down over this aren't they?

>>17804857
>has LCIguy decided to give up on the LCI to 60 dream after the crash
i still have the trip don't I?? not sure why you gotta hate on a company that is doing so much to advance itself for future growth.. the whole market is down and i'll take this opportunity to buy more of this very undervalued company... i was only fucking around with that one line zinger.......

LCI to $60

>>17804909
Closing shit down obviously does nothing anyway, the UK is doing things right for once. The virus has way too long of an incubation period for a shutdown to be helpful, by the time everyone starts developing symptoms a ton of people are already infected and any measures are basically too late.

>>17804273
no clue, I've read the 18th is the more likely date for all announcments and decisions

>>17804904
Yeah but not in the sense of my job or anything, hell the *privileges* i have havent even kicked in yet, my biggest privledge will be getting my grandparents house +60 acres

Not to would like a boomer but majority of people my age just wanna smoke/drink and party

Im super autistic so i just worked instead lol, also didnt fall for the college jew

>>17804901
Yeah, and it has all the room in the world to do it. The US is looking very weak right now (compare the killing of Rouhani with the anemic response to the previous 2 attacks from Iran), and a lot of the EU remembers who was behind the open borders shit, spying on the EU congress, Brexit, the travel ban, etc.

>>17804879

>nothing bad
>whole world shutting down

the delusion!

>>17804903
Contracts for stock index futures, stock index options, stock options, and single-stock futures will all expire on the same day, March 20th. If you thought these past weeks have been volatile, better strap in

>>17804915
>Cramer
>world ain't what it used to be
>NO NO NOOOOOOO STOCKCONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT

>>17804879
There hasn't been much bad news????

Fucking europe is lost. Spain, Italy, France are completely done. Germany and Austria are following closely right now. CEE countries are shitty developed and will have big issues sooner or later. Northern countries don't care and will be in the shitter soon enough. UK is trying some new strategy, herd immunity - LOL.

US - totally done, left and right dead ppl, but everything is fine since you are not able to test shit and once you have the capacity to test them, you will find out that nearly 99% are already positive. Good luck with your hospitals, they wont be able to deal with a friction of the cases.

Monday will be a bloodbath - FED used 2 / 3 of their liquidity money already and it totally failed. 1k pump on friday before close, lol, literally nothing.

other news? Bill gates is fucking ditching everything. that's a huge sign.

thanks for reading my blog post.

>>17804924
>i'll take this opportunity to buy more

ah fuck i thought you might have listened to me and were going to tell me you bought puts back when we talked about the daily time frame squeeze. i tried to warn you, man.

>>17804915
Imagine showing someone this chart a month ago. They would think you went insane.

>>17805016
the whole market is down.. you aren't some fucking genuis lol

LCI to $60

https://www.change.org/p/security-exchange-commission-sec-temporary-ban-on-all-short-sale-trading-activity?signed=true
https://www.change.org/p/security-exchange-commission-sec-temporary-ban-on-all-short-sale-trading-activity?signed=true
https://www.change.org/p/security-exchange-commission-sec-temporary-ban-on-all-short-sale-trading-activity?signed=true

>>17804924
>reluctant kneepad girl
What happened to that faggot?

>>17804215

>ever have beer shits?

>>17805035
all the more reason not to buy more you fucking dumbass, shit is likely to still keep going down.

LCI to $0.60

>>17804963
yeah, it seems like Europe is warming up increasingly to China. looks like the belt and road will actually bear fruit. the World Island is becoming increasingly interconnected.

>>17805045
everyone realized his name should've been Retarded Kneepad Guy and people stopped believing the dumb larp

>>17805062
stop talking to me dipshit

LCI to $60

>>17805068
Russia's already in, and Trump did everything in his power to ally with Israel instead of the EU - the second largest economic bloc. What a fucking orange retard. And Israel will just go with whoever looks more powerful at the time.

>>17805088
no, you're too easy to get a rise out of and always respond. you're /smg/'s toy for anyone who knows this and decides to take advantage of it.

LCI to $0.60

>>17805013
I can't wait to see UK's little science experiment on their population to turn into the greatest shitshow their country has ever seen.
It's going to be apocalypse mode once it really starts going.
Might as well just instantly dump the market 80% and get it over with because that's where we're going.

>>17805109
and you are a nobody

LCI to $60

>>17804434
already priced in

>>17805037
Signed, upvoted, and retweeted

>>17804901
Yeah eating bats and dogs and frogs and babies

>>17804980
so buy VIX/TVIX?

>>17805117
surely they'll keep it contained.. r-right??

>>17804434
how is this different from normal tesla

>>17805037
What would happen to existing shorts?

>>17805127
>>17805037
why ban it?? this is the time to let bears take all your favorite stocks to absurd undervalued levels so you can load up........... let them short the fucking market into the ground to where you can buy in and get a good position.. imagine having KO at $10 or AAPL or DIS under $40....

i'll never understand the stupidity of people always trying to stop bears from shorting.. sheesh

>>17805124
see what i mean? kek.

>>17805161
No refunds! Shorting is Unamerican! Shorting is treason! Shorting is Financial Terrorism!

>>17805147
Sure they will, contained between the UK and the US that is.
For some damn reason the chief idiot didn't ban UK from traveling to the US.
Rest of the Europe is quickly going into lockdown mode, but the US can still receive generous amounts of infected Brits, who aren't doing a damn thing to slow their spread.

>>17803945
>Cash out of the bitcoins
>Use it to remodel my kitchen
I know it's not great now but Bitcoin has been good to me

>>17805013
Uk is doing a decent move actually. It's not ideal or that smart, but it's better than rest of Europe strategy wise.

Letting it spread in low risk groups and protecting high risk group makes sense. I just don't know if they will do it.

>>17803953

>>17805189
yeah i didn't get that.. made it sound like it was all a politcal ploy because now uk isn't in the EU... something fishy is going on..

>>17805183
k

>>17805189
Not anymore

>>17804183
>the poor
How exactly are we defining this?

>>17805189
Is Trump not banning UK some sort of posturing against the EU cause of the Brexit ordeal?

>>17804495
Probably a few more big drops. We still have at least 2 quarterly earnings of bad results before things are calm.

>>17805037
but we want the eventual short squeeze on over estimated doomer greed.... It adds fuel to the fire for longs.

>>17804724
saudis cant keep it up forever. its a national security issue so if anything feds shoudl subsidize our local oil companies. at least thats tax money well spent. we should have domestic reserves of something so important like oil.

>>17805214
People who actually wage for a living and can't afford to miss work

Accumulate REFR

Entire countries are quarantining themselves

on Monday money printer will do brrrrrr and everything is going to be fine

>>17805037
Fucking faggots, thats going to cost so many people so much money if they do that, and it won't even effect institutions

I was a little worried about my SPY puts desu and I went out to the store to get some picrelated.

I popped into the grocery store only to find the shelves empty of essentially anything, panicking boomers, coofing employees who looked like shit, multiple fender benders in the parking lot. I think my SPY puts are gonna be fine kek.

>>17805231
I remember when i was shilling refr in 2018, good times and before that SESN.

Shitposting really is fun

>>17804279
>Tesla
Nice fuckin' info
Honk honk

>>17805186
Shorting is one of the most arcane of Jewish magics.

>>17805244
How long will it be until we've printed an entire year's federal budget and pumped it into the market?

>>17805244
I'm excited for the interest rate cuts myself. It's going to make the recovery so fucking profitable. Inflation is amazing.

>>17804858
Or for example, how IVZ or AVVIY keep their dividends so high while their 5y looks shitty?

>>17805221
obviously
he even said that he would ban all trade in order to hurt the EU economy

>>17805225
It's a genius strategic move on the part of at least Russia. If the US has to subsidize the oil on top of the market, it might not collapse now, but it will soon enough.

>>17804279
I've seen your wagie posts for a while. What's the scoop?

>>17804495
It's SO black...

There is no faster way to cause hyper inflation than banning short selling.

So with everything falling, you can just buy anything and everything, and inevitably profit, right? Because if the world recovers, then the stocks will recover too, and if the world doesn't recover, money and stocks dont matter anyways, right?

What do I buy? Gold, silver? Physical gold and silver, or can I somehow buy 'gold stock' or whatever. Please respond.

>>17805207
plus getting rid of olds will help the NHS

>>17805265
So it’s like Trump is saying to EU countries that “look how many tendies you can get from us if you get out of the EU.”

>>17805274
Actually the fastest way would be if they actually did UBI

>>17805274
So with hyperinflation do stock prices also inflate or do they become worthless?

>>17805291
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/i/index-etf.asp

this is what you want

>>17804132
Just watch. Market is very fond of moving in ways you think make no sense.

Where do I get a BS in meme lines? I feel autistically attracted to them.

>>17805302
Why not both :) also increase minimum wage to 25

>>17805306
idk about hyper

Inflation makes equities go up in price. Especially high growth ones. Everyone has more dollars they have to put into risk.

>>17805298
Not really. You do that before a crisis. It looks more like a move out of spite now.

Anyone have the pic of the graph of the dow jones with trump’s tweets next to it

>>17805207
>Letting it spread in low risk groups and protecting high risk group makes sense.
Yeah it makes sense. Problem is that you can't really control the spread. At all.
Hell countries can't even get people to quarantine themselves in their homes. Hoping that there's any kind of a controlled spread is insane.
What will happen is that the medical system will just get insta bogged to oblivion and will remain that way for ages and create all kinds of crazy problems.

>>17805291
Basically yes, but keep in mind how long things get to recover.
Compare this to the dotcom bubble. It's a long way to previous heights if you jump in too early or pick the wrong stock.
But yeah you can just throw money into some too big to fail and too important company like Boeing that will inevitably get bailed out or an ETF and wait 10 years and enjoy the world of green.

>>17805250
I kind of want to go to the store now kek

I started trading on Friday morning, bought during the "dip"
I can't sell on Monday because the cash hasn't settled but I might buy some SQQQ incase the crash continues...

>>17805302
You mean a reverse income tax, right?

>>17803920
>be me
>come on /biz/ excited to see autists talking about their options
>every other thread is about cryptocurrency
the fuck year is this? 2017?

>>17804222
The weekend break is nice. It gets draining when you do it year after year after year.

>>17805334
idk, avg age of the dead is 75, "problems" aren't real. If you could calm market and let this burn through society it'd be net positive, but that's impossible for any gov on earth to do. People would be too pissed at grandma dying

>>17805013
I work in probably the highest mortality specialty of health care that exists, I have seen zero deaths from the virus so far this month. 2 from H1N1 though, funnily enough.

Anecdotal evidence and just from my state but still worth mentioning I think.

>>17805252

>>17805325
So if it does the ulimate Jewish trick would be to hyperinflate, Sell at the top and then deflate

>>17805117
Wait...what the UK's strategy?

>>17804108
I'm holding mine until this blows over...

>>17804258
Yes of course.

>>17805326
Also, the people disaffected with the EU want closed borders, which the US can't even secure for itself. Judeo-Christian values and Trumpism/Bannonism/zionationalism is going to get laughed off the continent.

>>17805361
Which climate color is your state? What's humidity and temp?

>>17805340
>I started trading on Friday morning
>already buying high risk stonks

>>17805337
I stocked up last week a little bit and it wasn't like that, today I could see the fear in the boomer eyes, it was a bit funny and sad desu.

>>17805372
Let it spread
develop immunity
old people at risk stay home
keep schools open let every kid get it (no to little symptoms in children)

Let it peak now so they are fine in Oct-Nov winter season when R0 would be much higher than now

>already injected 1.5 trill into the equity markets
>money printer go brrrrr
If they keep doing this we'll enter into hyperinflation and toilet paper will replace the dollar as the global standard currency. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

I managed to halve my account on Friday. On Thursday I built up the resolve to be stupid and iron hand things. Then I put half my account into SPY puts with 1 day to expiry. I shorted the (temporary) bottom.

It'll be a long way up from here, because I won't be so risky again.

>>17805390
the disease spreads through asymptomatic kids fren

>>17805356
The problems are the medical system getting filled to the brim with dying people who overwork doctors and take away the resources from younger people who need urgent care.
So you better not get sick during the next year or you're fucked as doctors get infected and are forced out of the work and the system is taken over by boomers.
Also it's not like this disease doesn't affect people under 70.

>>17805372
To let this burn through their population as fast as possible.
They're going for herd immunity approach, so they want everyone who's not in an immediate risk of dying to get infected.
Which is risky as fuck and there's no guarantee this approach is even going to work and it sure as hell won't be a controlled burn as they expect.

>>17805262
Anyone?

>>17805262
Plenty of borrowing to pay divvies. And you know what? Doesn't matter. Rate cut made it near zero interest credit lines.
I love my divvies, they're just something so proper about taking my WMT divvies and buying TGT shares with them.

>>17804108
Went TP hunting this morning. Both Kroger's; nothing. Dollar store; nothing, Walmart; nothing, Save-a-lot; nothing. Dollar store knock off store; pay dirt. PT was also very hard to get as well. Even online ordering was shit.

>>17805410
Thats the point
Let every kid get it now they get immunity and longer term r0 drops

>>17805319
Applied Math. Something ee/signals oriented.

>>17805377
I see the majority of deaths that fit a certain criteria from this entire area, probably about 10% of people who die < 65.

>>17805250
City?

So, are we fucked?

>>17805425
Ah, can I know what divvy stocks you prefer so I can get started on it as well during this trying time?

>calls
VXX
TIP
>puts
EWJ
SPY
any airline in the world

>>17805440
i want to believe

>>17805436
Obesity and diabetes long-term healthcare cost is very high. Also much higher in the poor.

I simply see deadwood being removed. Doesn't effect my market predictions long term except in a bullish way.

>>17805429
>kid needs parents to take care of him
>parents take care of grampa and granma

>>17803993
> Tfw was jeet of neopets
> Tfw scammed sooo many people so easily
> Tfw Neopets didn't even halfass monitor their boards
> Just post topic like OMG I found a glitch!! Send me you're account name and pw and I'll use it on your account for you!!
> Tfw when I was playing so long ago I had the bad ass shark that eventually they stopped allowing new ones of
Fuck that shit was awesome

>>17805427
its a mad house out there

>>17805416
Wow that seems risky as hell lol

>>17805440
No. Those analysts are stupid idiots with shit predictive ability.

>>17805440
S E L L

>>17804097
> This was expected
> Entire country going to be on lockdown in another week
> But the markets gonna be green
Lolno.

>>17805474
What's risky about it?
Summer is coming which will seasonally reduce R0.

This is the perfect time to let the virus burn through the population. You have naturally

>>17805433
I'm in theoretical physics, so I got that covered. Was wondering about the economic part.

>>17805439
I don't see CAT, BAC or VZ not recovering at least +4 in the next 18 months. In the meantime, good prices and divvies for 3 blue chips.

>>17805416
All the CCTV videos in a couple weeks should be pretty entertaining

>>17805244
friday was literally nothing more than fed money and the sheeple that constitute this market's traders clinging to deluded hope over trumps friday conference
meanwhile now the RNC head has flu like symptoms lmao, Spain and France following Italy, UK uturning on allowing large gatherings, Russia closing borders, norway starting to shut down, cases still exploding in US, and my NY county just closed all non college schools.
I guess they MIGHT go green over the stimulus package being passed, as soon as it is, but that's literally the only thing that can hold this house of cards together
>>17805389
did you read those articles about retarded boomers still going on vacation? they have a death wish at this point

>>17805436
I worded that strangely. Out of everybody who dies in that area, about 10 to 15% come across our desk. Out of that number, I've reviewed most of them myself. I haven't seen any deaths because of nCov but I have seen a marked increase in testing for it in the past day or two.
>>17805460
I agree with you 100%. Maybe this will even be a wakeup call for some people to change their ways before they're too late? When all your friends who have COPD or emphysema from smoking 2 PPD die, seems like good motivation to quit lmao.

>>17805440
That's insane. China didn't get anywhere close to 50% even if you multiply their numbers to account for under reporting.

>>17805440
Yes, we are fucked.

>>17805440
cringe

This is pretty much the perfect time. You have seasonality coming in which will blunt R0 naturally. You have peak panic in behavior.

This is a low point in R0 that you can use to start a controlled burn through society.

Assuming you have any foresight you'd know the real risk is in 2020/2021 winter season. Letting a portion of population, especially those who are probably superspreaders (superspreaders will get it most likely) will greatly help any problem come the upcoming winter season.

March-April is when you want to let this thing loose in your society. Give ample warning for intelligent people to change behavior, but hard lockdown is counter productive.

>>17805524
Have you followed the meassures of China? No western country can enforce shit like they did, besides their numbers are fake and they still haven't gone back to work.

>>17805522
well to be fair NYC only has had one death so far, she was like 80 years old with emphysema
but the number of cases is soaring, a college student from my area (but studying in albany thank god) is just confirmed to have caught it, and I'm upstate NY

>>17805524
because they killed every infected in wuhan

>>17805466
Fucked up thing is that during winter/ice storms (which thanks to global warming is a joke anymore), the people go nuts over milk and bread. Soon as they say "bad storm a coming" the stores all get raided.

>>17805397
No one will believe it at first. All the money will be printed, and yet nothing bad will have appeared to happen. The shills will come out and proclaim that MMT works. Then confidence returns (and by that time corona will be dwindling), so people will start going out and spending money en masse again. The velocity of money will finally skyrocket, and that's when Weimar will reign again https://youtu.be/P4_1pwsm5LY?t=429

>>17805250
thats overpriced mediocre relabeled scottish whisky anyway.

>>17804452
> They thought stonks went up
Got some ridiculous AAPL puts for very cheap, exited my DIS position for a massive profit, and pulled profit to cover an $800 gun purchase.

>>17805549
>You have seasonality coming in which will blunt R0 naturally.
Australia has 200 cases, and there's no evidence they're not taking the Trump approach.

>>17805524
China is also a hardcore authoritarian country full of easily subdued insectoids. That kind of lock down isn't possible in Europe or America.

>>17803945
Based and lol'd

>>17805440
I'm bearing in the short to mid-term but this seems like a bit too doomy lol.
>>17805560
Yeah but I've noticed they really ramped up the testing in NY specifically, which is kind of reassuring.

>>17805574
200 cases is not a lot..

>>17805440
Capped to show /smg/ how fucking retarded they are in 2 months. It's just another h1n1 hype up.

>>17805265
it wouldnt hurt nearly as bad if our european "allies" werent traitors. instead of buying our oil, those faggots take our NATO dollars and strategic defense subsidies because they are so "afraid of russian aggression" and go spend 10 billion on russian oil. fuck germany. Trump is right to force those faggots to cough up for defense expenditures. freeloading faggots taking advantage of middle class american taxpayers

>>17805560

>>17805578
Important thing is to not extrapolate NYC to rest of USA. It's an outlier in every way from the rest of America.

>>17805512
Thoughts on the others I mentioned, MO, AVVIY, or IVZ?

>>17805563
thats what i was thinking while i was there.. shit was bullshit.. like why the fuck do people need so much fucking toilet paper.. i can understand the water since the water in my area fucking sucks... but come on.. the toilet paper..

>>17805228
Oh.
Haha it would suck to be in that position right guys? Haha.

>>17805620
Bidet is more sanitary.

Also your toilet is ruining your asshole.

>1st Orange County coronavirus case is man who brunched at Mar-a-Lago; unclear whether Trump attended
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/coronavirus/os-ne-orange-county-coronavirus-update-20200314-xfadnck4dnggbc52j2zy62xiou-story.html
Trump is the luckiest man on earth if he somehow doesn't have the virus. This is what, 4 cases from there?

>>17805569
>netflix puts when everyone will be home bound for 2-4 weeks

>>17805291
stop being a retard and buy test kits. ive told you faggots like 4 times already in previous threads, this is the last time im going to bother instructing idiots.

quest diagnostics: DGX
laboratory corp: LH

its not rocket science, they are going to be churning tests out by the millions and are now partnered with government for guaranteed sales.

It's okay /biz/, it's time to go long.

>>17805255
Well we did 7.3% in one day I'd say by July we will have gotten there.

>>17805569
post gat

>>17805647
so only 6m to go

>>17805593
It had 30 cases on March 2nd. Also, how come people on cruise ship get infected, that's a lot of warm humidity? You then have Iran. Might not be as humid, but it had +20 celsius temperatures for a while.

>>17805609
It's fine amerifren. If you don't like us that much, we'll just go with the people promising us that we get to keep our ethnic composition.

>>17805440
>A bunch of Jews sitting around talking about how screwed Germany is
So just a typical week then?

>>17805427
should have listened when we told you to buy it 2 months ago

>>17805494
Not sure if there is an economic part of meme lines.

>>17805619
Even though it is spy index, I dislike IVZ. YMMV.
No opinion on the other two, take a nibble if you like the underlying numbers and business model.

>>17804279
What do you guys think Elon's up to at the moment? He must be shitting bricks.

>>17805647
>pure luck

Also it was pure coincidence that the same city where SARS came from happened to be the where the corona virus started. Also purely coincidental the epicenter is the same bio-lab, which also purely coincidentally was paying large sums of money to a scientist at Harvard to study SARS type diseases.

>>17805647
PURE LUCK
"""PURE LUCK""""""""

>>17805671
Cruise ships are lots of old people inside an Air conditioned box in close proximity

>>17805639
> Thinks NFLX is safe in market crash at 84x earnings
>>17805661
Sure thing fren

>>17805667
>only 6 months to go
cringe

>only 6 million to go
based

>>17805524
because you can watch videos of china police in hazmat suits literally abducted confirmed infected and confining them to quarantine camps. good luck doing that in america

>>17805707
>lots of old people inside an Air conditioned box in close proximity
so America?

>>17805487
didn't the market tank like a motherfucker when Apple gave a poor forecast on their last ER iirc? looks like im gonna be short biased for quite some time on my day trades, and like i'll have plenty of time to day trade while im stuck at home waiting for this all to blow over.

>>17805710
i used to own a jammomatic-11 too. beautiful guns and feel great in the hands and point naturally and shoot smoothly. would never trust my life to one though

>>17805729
Somewhat. We would greatly lower R0 if we common sense and increased the temperature / humidity of climate controlled spaces.

Even then there is still seasonality in viruses in USA, even with our AC usage.

OI! Mate where the fuk u think ur goin? Get back here! This is a mandatory VOIRUS INFECTION! Herd immunity and all that! Take yowr hands outta yowr pokets mate noice an slow...

WOAH! WOWTCH OUT HE'S GOT A FOOKIN BUTTA KNOIFE! CALL THE SPECIAL FORCES WERE PINNED DOWWN CALL FO BACKUP

>>17805647
>Let's call it 'pure luck'

>>17805742
That's why I at least went stainless, if anything goes wrong or run out of ammo you can easily beat someone to death with it.

>>17805758
we'll just have to see how cases evolve in Australia, before we can come to a conclusion on R0 in hot, humid climates

>>17805783
what if they have a gun too?

>>17805735
Yeah, it's because individuals really don't own much AAPL stock, index funds do though. I think them closing all their for at least 2 weeks worldwide is what's going to kill Monday.

>>17805563
Warm-ish regions are so strange to me about cold weather prep. In leafland when cold front is moving through the "prep" amounts to pulling out the thick jacket and gloves, maybe change furnace filter if its been a few months.

>>17805801
I may or may not also own other weapons, bgg but not you nor any federal agency needs know exact types or figures :^)

>>17805797
We have come to a conclusion.

It's obvious and proven now. SEA already demonstrated it clearly. There is no climateless model on earth that doesn't break down on predicting cases in SEA after the wuhan outbreak.

>>17805829
fair nuff

>>17804151
What would oil at $45 mean for GUSH?

>>17804581
>This idea that the virus is over is propaganda to make China look responsible in the face of a global massacre in Europe and North America.
Assuming this is true how do they possibly think this is going to work? You can't hide the shit you're describing, is the plan to double down on the lies and desperately hope the situation doesn't get so bad they can't continue to cover it up?

>>17804183
How does someone so comically evil keeps getting reelected?

>>17804151
this post is 100% delusional

BROS MY RIGHT NUT HURTS I THINK POL WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE CORONA TESTICLE SHIT

>>17805846
This, you can't hide something with exponential growth. They can cover up a portion of cases, or under report by 75%, but they can't just have it go exponential and no one notice.

>>17805871
new thread
>>17805871
new thread
>>17805871
new thread
>>17805871
new thread

>>17805846
of course they can hide it dum dum why the fuck do you think no media outlets are talking about the muslims they torture and keep in concentration camps?

14th time these past weeks helicopters flew over my house, what does this mean?

>>17805830
Singapore has 200 cases as well. If you want to bet that this is the end of it, go right ahead.

>>17804279
200 per share inc

>>17805869
They can be at an earlier point in the epidemic curve right now, but they aren't at some wuhan / italy level of crisis and just hiding it.

>>17805783
based and refined class pilled.

1911s are for gentlemanly conduct at the range, glocks are for work

>>17805876
That's a side project for the Chinese, but all this talk of supply chains getting fucked because the Chinese aren't at work? How do you hide that?

>>17804772
>Bear Stearns

>>17805397
You could use paperbacks as TP and TP as money

>>17805919
they dont, why do you think there are hundred of cargo boats that are just floating outside of their harbors waiting for products?

>>17805876
>>17805994
>of course they can hide it
>they dont
pardon?

How would you guys delegate putting $1000 each into 5 different options.

Is it time to become a bull again?

>>17805742
The dan wesson guardian is a flawless weapon

>>17806072
>$1000 each into 5 different options.
should narrow that down to 2-3 options... id watch for market to make a move in either direction on monday morning desu... a lot of times trading plans go to shit

>>17804495
I'm not sure about individual days, but it will be brutal next week.

>>17804559
>>17804601
>>17804651
>>17804724
>>17805225
WTI is still at around 33. At this price no new drilling is cost effective and roughly half of current wells are made unprofitable. Trump doesn't have the political capital to bail them out, and subsidizing production would mean that the supply issue isn't resolved.

Bull nao

>>17806072
Longest term sqqq puts you can find

Do that 5 times

The volatility alone will make you money this week

>>17803970
Opens worth huge Spike down, eases, then steadily down through the day, rising a bit toward end (less neg). Unsure about Fed pumps. If no pumps, breakers will be hit.

>>17804097
Two dips. First based on probability, firing peak virus, second comes 2 months later as people doubt the "recovery" as unemployment rises and many real estate and business defaults occur.

>>17804151
Oil no. Stock rise... Only ONLY if Fed pumps.

>>17804381
US follows suite, 5-8 days from now. Maybe not ordered, but strongly advised, and mostly complied with. Looting starts second day in US. Martial law declared to better enable protection of property and safety of society. 60% chance markets shut down if martial law is declared.

>>17804382
Could also be much worse than 08. Unemployed, massive inflation, housing still tight but no money to buy.

>>17804581
I import and have several suppliers in China. All are behind by around 5 weeks, and communication is quite bad. Even if people are not walking around sick there's definitely still some kind of lingering effect that has a huge dragon business over there. one of my suppliers did say that they go out only with a mask and only to go to work or get groceries and then they come home and stay at home.