/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for fuck payroll taxes

>>17802005
Donald Trump will reinitiate the Pax Augusta and abolish all tax payments

>>17802005
Haha that's yearly gross right?
Haha that's not from a paystub for the month that's a w2 right?
Haha who would make that much money?
Haha

Is there ANY PPE available anywhere? I'm getting less worried about my stocks and more worried about my health.

ONE THING - I DON'T KNOW WHY

So how bloody is Monday going to be?
Just 'That time of the month' bloody, or full slaughterhouse?

>>17802022
you had the last 10 weeks to buy masks
masks and filters were sold out in February
you were told to buy them in January, yet you did not

Am I the only one who mainly focuses on day trading here? Do any of you even flirt with it a bit? Just curious what you guys mainly focus on for your strategy, and if possible, why. Also if I'm the one dude here day trading all the time (for income)?

>>17801999
wait a second, whos the frog at the back?

I have limits to buy gush at
>Current 25 shares
>85 100
>79 100
>70 200
>65 300
>62 300
>59 400
What do you think of this plan?

Trump going to announce he has Corona the minute markets open Monday.

Screenshot this

Almost every single country is shutting down its borders and flights coming from outside countries, and people still have the gall to call monday bullish. Covid is quickly spreading in africa as well as south america, good luck bros, blood bath coming.

>>17802022
get out

>didn't prep
>didn't stockpile
>now worried when it's far too late

kek, just coof to death already

>>17801925
>The normies will try to buy in the crash
Kek'd. They won't touch the market until it feels safe again, which means at the top or at the new highs. Most of them will probably not even open their portfolio during a downtrend in the markets out of fear

>>17802017

underage user confirmed

that said he's still a poorfag

>>17802065
He will never admit he's positive until he's too sick to stand.

>mfw SPY hits 230 on Monday morning

>>17802022
sounds like you dont have enough stocks

>>17802084
Of course i'm a poorfag. Rich fags don't pay any payroll taxes

>>17802068
This. We are hitting peak panic right now with the run on grocery stores the past few days.

>>17802065
He can lie and say he was positive but didn't feel anything and now he's clear or some shit.

>>17802047
>>17802072
>>17802091
I had like 10 N95s but they won't last.

Trump and his task force just got tested for the rony, guys. In two days we know if a boogaloo gets locked in.
One guy didnt meet the CDC guidelines and got pulled away for having too high of a fever.

>>17802088
>>17802065
If he's positive with symptoms and actually reports it, we might see the Dow go to 18k in one day

>>17802017
It’s clearly a w-2 you mong

>>17802099
not if he's dyin

>>17802084
I'm 30 and make 15/hr as an in-home care worker. You can AMA but it won't matter. None of this matters.

>>17802022
It's still just a flu bro.

>>17802126
what does matter?

>>17802125
not if he's lying

>>17802113
>He says "oh I had the coronavirus, it is literally just the flu, im cured now. NOTHINGBURGER.
dow 30k on monday

>>17802057
I swing trade on 1day candles. No day trading, partly because I don't have enough time for it and partly because i'm a leaf and still have to pay trading fees.

>>17802062
I bought some gush at .69. had a few hundred to Chuck its way that I could gamble with. Can anyone explain to me why it's a penny stocks now?

>>17802090
>me hitting insta sell on oil long when Russia refused to agree to OPEC production cut

>>17802090
is that a train operator training video
lol

(training the trainer, if you will)

>>17802174
its not a stock its a triple leveraged ETF following the price of oil. It dumped since oil dumped over 30% on Monday.

Dubs tells me what stock you buy in this dump market. No indexes, ETFs, coins, bonds, or mutual funds.

>>17802212
look in your pantry.. the product you have most of.. buy that stock

>>17802195
lol it is

>>17802038
Monday we are maintaining illusion of fake gains. Small dip Tuesday. Small up Wendsday with small dip by days end. Thursday is SKYFAAAAAAALL, when it tumbleeeees, oooooo-skyfaaaaall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeumyOzKqgI

>>17802214
BA, LNC, RCL

>>17802168
ah, that sucks. you might still consider trading say, a 15m or 30m chart instead though, sorta intraday swinging, or scalping where you have a very fast MA (like a EMA(5)) that you go long/short at depending on what the trend is, and then you take profit as soon as you get a candle that closes in your favor, and then get back in again at the average price. i trade 1m candles mostly because i like having as much granularity as possible and i like to buy red candles near the average in an uptrend and short green candles near the average in a downtrend and 1m candles have a lot more of those fluctuations i can profit from.

>>17802156
>Dow goes to 30K
>rest of America looks like a hospice in two weeks
>three weeks later we find out he lied about testing positive when he actually does contract it secondhand from a younger vector like Ivanka
>all just to delay a Stock Market drop that happens anyway because supply chains and service sectors are getting fucked up
Trump is a madman, but he's not that mad.

>>17802113
There is zero chance in the world he openly admits to having it, if he does.

(God, imagine the drop if he DID, though.)

>>17802156
This is a serious possibility, Trump has at least a 50+% chance of survival if he got it

Is there an instrument that serves as a LESS leveraged version of the US market, but with near perfect correlation? For example if stocks moved -3%, it would move -1%.

>>17802038
Monday will be a sea of green. People have realised this is just a big nothingburger. China's outbreak is basically over - they have only a handful of new cases each day. This should all have burnt itself out worldwide by April

>>17801999
to those who disagree that fed rate cut would hurt startups. If most startups are in debt with their funds in bonds, with interest rates cut, the value in bonds drops and even moreso they are put in a more dangerous and debt damaging position than before, right?
Sorry if somethings not tracking, appreciate any insight

>>17802212
I meant as to why it's under a buck after being in the hundreds at this time last year and high 20's a few months ago. I don't really follow oil beyond the normie news of china shutting down thus not importing, and Russia not reaching am agreement. Was it really that bad?

>orange working on a saturday and not playing golf

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SERIOUS!

>>17802258
a portfolio with 1/3rd SPY 2/3rd treasury bills?

>>17802264
show orders or shut the fuck up, stop trying to trick anons into losing their money

Buy ONTX

>>17802246
There are a couple advantages to trading in Canada though. Two big things: no pattern day trade rule for accounts under 25k so I can day trade if I need to. And the big one: Tax Free Savings Account; no capital gains tax on anything traded inside the account but no write offs allowed on capital losses either. I'm split across three accounts, a regular cash account, TFSA, and the retirement account.

>>17802258
Buy SPY with 1/3 of your money

how to find automation stocks to invest in? I'm a brainlet, articles only show huge 5 worldwide. how do you research this?

>>17802057
Trend trading on the daily as well, although I'm more focused on FX. The market is overflowing with money from the stock market. I'm having a field day, already 25% up in two weeks.

I used to have a portfolio of mostly equities but I sold everything two weeks ago. My positions are limited to meme leveraged ETFs like FAZ and SPXS.

>>17802264
I give it a 50/50 shot red or green for Monday. There was a fuck ton of buying going on during the Friday rally, massive volume. If futures continue that it could lead to a gap up on Monday. All very dicey of course. And I didn't bet one way or the other on it.

real talk: are institutions actually selling or just pulling the order books?

>>17802264

Yes ignorant friend ignore every country shutting down entirely and virus count worldwide going up rapidly. Youre such an idiot.

>>17802401
They definitely were selling hard last week.

>>17802332
the main reason why $0 fees was a game changer imho was because it made scalping actually reasonable. i use AMTD and they used to charge $6.95 per trade, so a simple buy and then sell would costs about $14 and if you wanted to scale out half of your position and then the other half, that'd be about $20 basically. So if you made a trade that was $10 in profit, you actually would be down -$10 on that trade. Now you could make literally $1 in profit on a trade, and you get to keep that. Also made a huge difference to small accounts (or at least to people who wanted to trade only a few shares at a time) so that you can make small amounts of money on multiple trades and not get turbofucked by commissions.

>>17802373
seems like a lot of people like the daily. i got my foundational knowledge from no nonsense forex and he likes the daily too so i guess i can't fault it, although again, i hate dealing with gapping.

>>17802283
Oil has been in a downtrend for years. No big ongoing wars and lots of green energy alternatives have been popping out through the decade.

>>17802363
Fanuc, Siemens, Allen Bradley, ge, hydraulic and pneumatic valve manufacturers, etc. They're a bit inflated lately, but we have been having an absurd amount of work pertaining mostly to changeovers more so than automation, though that portion of our work is growing.
T. Industrial systems eng.

so is oil just like a porn and music video thing, or do people actually smear oil on themselves and eachother?

Trump and crew are probably going to be having daily "bigliest corona strategy" updates every day from now on aren't they?

>>17802006
and prima nocta
town mayors will deflower fresh 20yo vagenes

>>17802465
when I go get a massage the little asian lady rubs oil all over me.. last time i think she was trying to get me to ask her on a date

Guys, what the heck is going to happen? This spooks me more than the virus

>>17801999
So guys, I gots a question. So the fed is going to pump a total of 1.5 trillion in the market, but aren't their going to be any consequences to that? Doesn't that just delay the inevitable? Won't this be bad for the market in the long term?

>>17802476
Probable.

How many Americans will have to randomly drop dead for America to be properly concerned about the virus?

I feel as though the virus is either overblown and is nothing, or that it's incredibly serious and it won't matter if you buy puts or calls in a couple of weeks..

>>17802255
>imagine the drop if he DID, though

All 3 circuit breakers hit, easily.

>>17802065
Hell sign an executive order saying it was a false positive

>>17802057
I have timeline executions. Some happen in a day. Some a week. Some years, and so on. It's a larger and more complex game where you have to see timelines, effects, etc etc.

>>17802498
They've been doing it for 12 years. Hon honk.

>>17802512
You think it's not being taken seriously?

>>17802416
but considering they own a lot of stock, some companies have upwards of 90% institutional ownership. couldn't they just pull their buy/sell walls and give the illusion of a price drop, while they scoop up additional cheap shares from panic retail sellers?

>>17802419
>no nonsense forex
My nigga. This guy's material is pure gold. His money management alone is game-changing.

>>17802498
they never stopped

>>17802512
>or that it's incredibly serious and it won't matter if you buy puts or calls in a couple of weeks..

This is the issue when you're a bear and things go too much in your favour. Complete economic collapse means you make tons of money, but that money won't mean much when everything's rubble.

>>17801999
Short on lufthansa yes or no?

>>17802494
Good question. Might be pre-emptive, some might be current liquidity issues. Either way it's not looking too hot.

>>17802542
give me the best of the best nnfx
got a long drive and a lot to learn
and a lot i don't want to think about

>>17802512

Uk and ireland now on banned travel list, oooh boy just wait till they ban travel between states like they're thinking of doing it's going to be chaos.

>>17802332
who are you with in canada?
I'm trying to get with Interactive Brokers,
Right now with BMO and fees are a little steep for my liking

>>17802530
would you mind explaining in a bit more detail?

>>17802255
It probably wouldnt drop. Rather, everyone would be surprised that he stopped lying for once. It might even be bullish if people interpreted it as him having an epiphany.

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1238458835397984261?s=20

Is this tweet good for the economy? Should we expect another 10% pump Monday?

>>17802537
>couldn't they just pull their buy/sell walls and give the illusion of a price drop, while they scoop up additional cheap shares from panic retail sellers?
Yes.

>>17802542
the funny thing is there were so many haters saying he was gonna charge money for something, but he made a strict point of never doing that. this is basically a public service for him, because he saw all of the shitty trading education out there and wanted to help.

he's also done, it's not even an everlasting project. he's finished and anyone can watch his stuff for free, forever. it's complete.

>>17802498
Yes and no. That injection itself isn't something to be concerned about. It is what happens if it takes place, and the borrowers remain insolvent. When they do, we're all fucked. I still kind of wonder how would rapid inflation work in the us (grew up in Argentina) since the us has the petrodollar, resources, trading agreements, and the biggest military power, along with being the currency in which several countries store their reserves.

>>17802580
Questrade

Good afternoon /SMG/

>>17802560
Once the 1.5 trillion is done though, doesn't that just make a bubble?

>>17802264
Nah, it’s getting worse, not better. American living in Sweden, the chaos is brewing. Store shelves okay on Thursday, now we’re starting to see shortages on staples and grains.

>>17802535
Not very much so. While America declared a national emergency, it seems there are no real plans. There's a vagueness about it all. I know that Americans haven't had a proper crisis in a while, so that could be what it is...

>>17802562
Exactly the trouble.

Was thinking of buying Shell since its on the cheap and actually seems to have some long term prospects since they are looking beyond oil. Is any oil company a bad long term buy now?

>>17802635
hullo gommie

>>17802614
I like how he wrote in his blog about the current financial crisis days before it happened. What a timing.

>>17802635
How much

People need to look at Covid in the context of what is going to happen in spring and summer

The US is increasingly getting slammed by natural disasters. They have to flee their homes and concentrate in shelters. When the next Katrina hits, and all the coofers are packed into a football stadium, what the fuck do you think is going to happen?

uhhh guys.. the new cases are starting to go parabolic...

>>17802465
just put a bit on your skin when you do the dirty things, it gives a +1 to fucking and sliding dynamics

>>17802636
It's not like it's money injected into the economy, it's like an overnight loan the banks use to move money around. It will work if they banks use it properly and pay back the Fed. If it doesn't, and a major bank becomes insolvent, like DB might, then we're fucked.

>>17802660
How TERRIBLE

>>17802498
It means less buying power to those that do not exceed the inflation rate.
, more hours needing to be worked, and more economic stresses that aren't above the baseline of actual poverty (see gainful income). My guess is above 85-115k is that baseline. Realistically I'm considering another country as on top of the 1.5 trillion, they already exceeded 1.2 trillion in bailouts, giving an assumed monetary supply growth of 17.66%. Granted there are other factors, but even at 5% actualized inflation, it's bad news for the future. Before the Corona panic hit I had already run theories and rough mathematical models pointing to the next 3-5 years to be where we see a likely permeation of economic hardship. Or as one might say, the scale is tipping and the government printing money etc is only making things worse.

I'm concerned as to why so many CEOs quit, though some may have quit due to not wanting bad things on their resumes, but others I'm guessing they may or may not know the truth of their wickedness is coming to the knowledge of the average person. Regardless of all of this, even without inflation, it was, and still is assumed that the next 3-5 years may be some of the most important for US citizens with regards to making the decision of whether it is a good or practical idea to even be in America anymore. God willing I may leave myself but we shall see.

>>17802567
they already asked for a bailout

When do we start seeing people jump out the window of the NYSE?

>>17802660
we're fucking done for

>>17802646
>Long term
How long? Xom will be glorious in a few months, but further than that I have no clue.

Anyone hear the president today gleefully discussing dismissing Chairman Jerome Powell, or downgrading him from the chair to just another member?

What could be more bullish than that?

>>17802660
they were always parabolic... it just isn't that obvious when the numbers are small 1-2-4-16... the more it goes on the more noticeable it becomes.

>>17802658
hadn't thought of that, but there is some reason to believe it may spread less easily in hot and humid conditions. Still very contagious though.

>>17802657
Down a bit after Friday's rally, but with the way things are going with the Fed intervention, liquidity issues, and ongoing economic shutdown, I expect my portfolio is in for a good week next week.

Now, the burgerland I currently live in...

>>17802660
>starting
No, tests are starting to go parabolic. The virus went parabolic weeks ago.

Remember frens, cases only go up. Long on $CRNA

>>17802740
>Xom will be glorious in a few months,
what happens when they cut dividend because they are barely making money from low oil?

>>17802766
This. We may have hospitals filling up as early as next week.

There's no way Trump doesn't have it. Look at his voice during the speech yesterday. It was going down hard as he was talking before all the dumb boomers took what he said at face value and bought into the bulltrap

cant wait for weather to make coronavirus disappear

>>17802646
>>17802740
I'm going to scoop up XOM after Q1 earnings. Those divies are amazing.

>>17802593
Economies are organic. Fluid sort of. Certain events have different timelines and so on. For example, if we look at VZ's stock, we will see that although it did dip considerably over the past 30 days or so, it started to spike a lot as well, more so than other companies. Looking at it's financials, comparing it with competitors, seeing it's dividend, and so on, it would appear that there is desperation to make some money back in the stock. Enough money could be a boomer retirement income just off of dividends alone. It's probably a top pick for many firms, and like I stated, a big indicator of it's future outlook is that people are panicking and want to get back in as soon as they see a bottom. So for example I bought long dated calls, and am waiting to buy more as long as the market is red (discounted calls) and this should bring my investment to fruition before the calls expire. Thing is though this was also all formulated into the current events, and how long I think it will take for that stock to bounce back.

I guess you could say it's a bit of an orchestra in some sense. Some instruments are executed within x timeframe, they are likely to bring y profits, and the risk of the instrument failing is z. Obviously it's a bit more complex but I hope you get the idea.

>>17802740
Retirement long? I work as a civil servant so I'm probably stuck working for 20 years. Thought a cheap energy stock with dividends would be a good long Roth hold.

>>17802330
Kek

They got you too huh

>>17802789
so it can jsut come back next year and do the same thing again?
I'd rather have everyone catch it now, so it can be over and done with

Which degree comes closest to teaching you how to trade effectively on the stock market. I've seen how useless business degrees and MBAs are I'm wondering if it's economics or finance or just self study that makes one a wise investor.

>>17802410
>Muh cold

Good work bro

>>17802766
>literal worst girl

>>17802803
Come April I'm retirement long XOM or BP.

>>17802808
It's already mutated into a different strain at least once already.

every 10 degrees higher reduces r0 by 0.3 or so

humidity has similar effects

reduced by stupid Air conditioning policies of course. If people turned up the temp by 10 degrees in all public spaces we would solve the problem nationwide.

>>17802808
We can have treatments/vaccines by then you'd hope. Not to mention scaled up testing.

Time is valuable. The world having a summer breather is going to be pretty big for stopping this. Much better than if it was November right now.

>>17802815
Macroeconomics would get you a solid understanding, plus you can use that degree for a lot more than just trading.

>>17802792
how do you know dividends aren't at risk with oil at these levels??? it'll surely hurt cash flows... are you just trying to troll people into buying XOM for some odd reason?? maybe you have calls??

>>17802848
>>17802792
Yeah, i'd be very worried about dividend cuts especially with their strangled income

>>17802827
But aren't they 100% oil? Isn't the future electric vehicles? Or do you believe the change over is going to take at least 20 years?

>France has reported a total of 4,499 confirmed coronavirus cases – up from 3,661 on Friday, according to official figures.


Based...can't wait for france to be completely shut down like italy and spain.

am I retarded or should I buy puts SPY 3/20 at 247
I'm not putting in a lot of money

>>17802847
I'm already an engineer. I've built up a pretty large cash savings and I'd like to manage my money for growth

Like if you wanted to pick the best time to have infections spreading. USA is getting pretty lucky timing wise. We will have continued spread for some time but it's going to naturally be blunted by weather changing.

It will give us time to realize this is serious and be prepared for the oct/november resumption of spread. It's near a total ideal point.

In addition it's only certain geographies in USA that will have high R0 this month.

>>17802822

Muh cold is shutting down the economy world wide, enjoy losing lots of money this coming week on your long positions.

>>17802815
You don't necessarily need a degree. I have and will continue to be considerably profitable but I have not attended an actual college. I have and am continuing studies in statistics, accounting, economics, tax code, and so on and so forth. Behavioral studies are important too, not the liberal garbage but being able to see patterns, create solutions or bridges, etc. MBA can be helpful and understanding how a business needs to be operated can help tremendously. It's not just in one college package.

>>17802862

After-hours/futures showed it down to 245 before Friday. I think it's going below 247 easily before 3/20.

>>17802862
Right now its not looking like a bad idea because bad news keeps coming. Of course its risky considering that the stock market is super volatile, but then again we didn't think it was going to drop as much as it did. It losing ~10% before Friday is doable to be honest.

>>17802858
i'm thinking a small group of people itt are trying to get some newbs to buy XOM to cause a spike in their option premiums...

>>17802847
what did you learn about supply and demand in your macroeconomics classes??? didn't they teach you what happens when someone starts producing a large amount of a certain product.. or what happens when a society comes up with a technology that causes society to use less of a certain product???

surely you learned something in your macroecon class...................

>>17802815
>which degree

LMAOOOOOOOO

jesus christ my sides... literally a comp sci degree would be more useful to learn how to trade, so you can eventually automate stuff and actually understand the mathematical models. business degree for trading LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>WuFlu slows down world economy
>CO2 outputs plummet
>Vegetation overgrows with no one havesting trees
>World temp dips
>New mini-ice age
>WuFlu version 2, the bats strike back in Nov 2020

>>17802848
>>17802858
I don't have a position yet, and yes they very well could (and probably will) reduce dividends. My reasoning is that once oil bounces back, which may take a long time, I trust the old guard oil guys to get creative with income. Diversify beyond petroleum.

I just think BP and XOM are a bargain right now.

>>17802792
Strategic reserve stimulus may prop up XOM, CHVX and other for Q2, but they're on their own again after that. Long term you have to think internal combustion isn't going away, but it is certainly giving ground to alternative energy techs.
Not bullish on oil stocks from this chair, ymmv.

>>17802864
Understand macro long-term trends. The whole point of investing is getting house odds.

Long-Covered Call strategies are the house.
Picking the best sectors for 2025+ is key
Make sure what you invest into has an open pathway ahead.


Some examples:
Investing into big box retail with the advent of online shopping
Investing into Oil companies with the advent of electric vehicles and renewable competitiveness

Get into futurology. Look at big long-term trends in various industries. Play those. Avoid the ones doomed.
Try to invest in the most intelligent CEOs and companies with the highest cognitive capacity of employees.

That's basically all you have to do.

WTF GATES EXIT SCAMMED ON MICROSOFT?!?!?!?!

>>17802901
I've never taken a macro class. Only micro.

>>17802904
It helps to some extent, as you can actually make a complex algo to have a minimal success rate (say 85% as an example). But that would require a considerable amount of resources alone.

>>17802904
I'm an engineer retard, I don't need another technical degree, I simply need the compendium on stock market trading and economics so I can build my system and be less of a financial brainlets.

Oh boy REYNchads... this could work out well for you

>>17802803
The trend is not in their favor. In my opinion at least, we are moving further away from oil. The hope is that battery technology is going to advance far enough to eliminate a lot of the current inefficiencies. That remains to be seen.

I hate to say I have high hopes for him, but I am hoping Elon has good news in April, when his "battery day" is scheduled.

>>17802825
>reading incest fetishist coomer bait muh redhead harem

>>17802815
You're gonna want to take enough accounting to read company financials, as well as econometrics to understand official economic data. Besides that, the best thing you can do is read economic theory and history on your own.

>>17802948
You need to know bonds, fed, and how people balance investments based on their actions. They can have huge effects on valuations.

Other than that and some macro events, you just need to be able to pick good companies with good futures and be able to invest with a very long outlook.

>>17802928
Kratos, FLIR, and anyone else who makes either UAVs or advanced sensor systems are the growth areas for Defense spending. Drones are the future of warfare, and war will never go out of style. Look at Turkey's fantastically effective dismantling of the SAA with cheap drones last month.

>>17802729
I can make you feel better

>>17802918
>I just think BP and XOM are a bargain right now.
they may look like a bargain right now.. but what about 3 months from now when they are losing money on operations and dipping into cash reserves.. will they still be a bargain then?

>>17802928
Thank you very much. Sounds like longing genetic therapies, ai, electric batteries/renewables, and maybe fintech block chain shit is the play. Maybe VR if someone can actually make a compelling user experience.

>>17802935
you were scammed and would have been scammed. Only econ classes worth a damn are: comparative, history of economic thought, and econometrics.

>>17802914
dawwww

>>17802975
Is the secret a futa dick injection?

>>17802975
why do you always post her to my post?

>>17802978
Well shit I better go back and take those classes.

>>17802977
Yes. You want to look farther ahead into the future than other investors and just be content buying and holding with a diversified holding of what companies you like.

Listen to conference calls or read transcripts for 3+ years back, depending on the CEO.

Technically educated CEOs are the best too. If they have a bachelors in psych from a california college be wary investing.

>>17802789
Australia's cases are starting to grow so I dont think weather is an indication

>>17802977
VR has been a thing since the 90s and will never go anywhere. AR, though, augmented reality, is the next big UI breakthrough. That's where Google Glass went. It didn't disappear, they changed marketing tack. Same with Hololens.

So I have nothing in the stocks right now but I’m about to invest about a thousand dollars. I was looking at cruise lines, airlines, and some oil/gas stuff. I can see they are way undervalued but I’ve been holding off buying because I think it’ll go lower. Am I right? Or should I just start buying ASAP? I’m not looking to buy and then sell in a few days, I want to buy and then sell in a few month or more once they return to regular value

>>17802993
She'll be good to you, if you're long enough ;O

>>17803013
Wait until after earnings.

>>17802692
Damn. Thanks for the info. What are the odds a bank will be unable to pay it back?

newb here when buying puts should I always choose a strike that’s lower than the current share price?

trading on the other hand..

Is like trying to simulate the idiocy of the market in the short term and peg your moves just a little earlier than theirs. It's basically being retarded on purpose but then having moments of clarity just ahead of the herd.

>France will shut down cafes, shops, restaurants and cinemas to stem the spread of the coronavirus outbreak, prime minister Éduoard Philippe has announced.

Philippe said public transport will be kept open but asked citizens to limit their use, reported Reuters news agency.

The closures will come into effect at midnight on Saturday.

Any leafbros follow any youtube channels that talk about the TSX? Looking for some more investing knowledge.

Or ETF advice/trend videos?

>>17802952
The dollar siphons value from oil trading. We can't move away from oil yet. The financial system will need some reforms first to prevent inflation.

>>17802492
Does she use the oil anywhere else?
:3

>>17802948
Look up No Nonsense Forex (indicators) and LiveTraders (price action/volume on more or less naked charts) on youtube. Watch literally all of their stuff. Set FinViz as one of your homepage tabs and check it out on a regular basis, that gives you more or less the majority of the FA you'll ever need on a stock you want to trade. StockTwits is good for general sentiment and reactions to what's happening in real time, but you have to learn how to filter out scammers.

There, I just saved you all the money you might have spent on college. All it costs you is your time watching and taking notes. Investopedia is also a great resource, but what I gave you will give you literally months of material to get through. After that it's mostly a matter of looking at lots of charts and experimenting with backtesting ideas out. Can't replace good old experience. Most people aren't willing to look at charts for hours upon hours every day though, especially when starting out, so whether or not you have the temperament for it is up to you.

At the end of the day all you're trying to do is find High Probability Setups, which have been tested extensively using historical data, and then paper traded (forward testing). Once you find something that fits your personality and works ("is profitable"), all you do is repeat it over and over again with proper risk management. The up-front work is hard but once you figure it out it's actually insanely easy and simple.

>>17802137

Winning and memes.

>>17803016
shes a bit old for me

>>17803050
They have a president and a pm?

Why do the US freedom goroner tests take 1-2 days? Meanwhile yuro footie players get their results within a few hours.

>>17802934
This is shitposting but I wouldn't laugh at the prospect. We are talking about about the guy who scammed his way into buying DOS for cheap.

>>17803125
Logistics of USA vs Europe

How does a retard who doesn’t understand stocks get involved and not lose all of their money?

>>17803042
I'd advise you to keep cash allocation at or below 20%, put it that way.

>>17803013
Buy SNSS

How long until domestic travel restrictions?

>>17803044
Pls respond :(

>>17803150

1-2 weeks easily.

>>17803125
trump admin wanted some American manufacturer to make all the money from manufacturing it fresh

>>17803080
she does this thing where she stretches my leg with her foot.. she sits on the bed by my feet and then like walks her foot up my leg all the way to my gooch.. she just about plays with my dong with her foot almost every time.. i don't think they do anything sexual at the place.. i've been going there awhile and they're really professional

>>17803139
slap a 20, 50, and 200 period EMA on any given chart with the VWAP and learn how to read it.

>>17803150
Depends how bad it gets. NYC will probably be our national epicenter so it would make sense to close them down.

>>17802309
He's right. By the end of April everyone will have experienced it and no one will care anymore because it's a cold that kills old people

For divvies, even from divvy anon, I rarely see people talking about MO, it’s the top divvy King from what I read, how come no one talks about it? I’m looking to get MO, AVVIY, and IVZ for divvies come next week.

How long till Canada is Italy? Will they announce blackface man has it soon?

>>17803125
lol no, currently waiting for test results of a colleague and they said it would take 7 days because they are overrun (krautistan, so not even italy bad)

>>17803159
depends on your time frame imo.. if you are doing options that are close to expiration but you expect a good move down then maybe do ATM or ITM.. if you are looking at long downward trend then maybe choose a few months out OTM.... thats just my opinino tho...

>>17802343
Kek
Technically correct lmaoooo

>>17803165
Table shower? I’m honestly surprised they don’t at least ask if you want more if you’re naked and it’s an AMP.

>>17803067
I said long term
he said long term, he's young and talking about investments that will be safe into retirement

>>17802596
Kek yeah bro I’m all in on SPY calls! Bullish.

>>17801999
What the highest SQQQ can reasonably hit if the S&P 500 falls so far that they shut down trading on Monday? I want to set a limit sell and I'm trying to not get fucked over

>>17803167
Where I do start because I have no idea what you’re talking about.

>>17802828
But that strain isn't as contagious

Get woke
It's nothing

>>17803090
Thank you. I'll get to work on this.

>>17803205
20% down is the limit for a day I believe.

>>17803210
see: >>17803090

i gave you the resources now it's up to you to actually use them.

>>17803205
Just set a trail stop with margins factored in.

>>17803205
Well you know circuit breaker levels so calculate it yourself

>>17803028
What’s earnings? I’m sorry I’m new

>>17802876
Lmaoooo

We're gonna close the week within 5 % of Friday at 2:30

Mark my words

List of movies to watch during the weekend

Margin Call
The Big Short
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
Inside Job
Too Big to Fail
The Last Days of Lehman Brothers
The Flaw
Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve
Debtocracy (Greek crisis)
Hank: 5 Years from the Brink
Panic: The Untold Story of the 2008 Financial Crisis
Rogue Trader
Trading Places
Frontline: Credit Default Swaps
Escape from New York

>>17803199
last time she really REALLY hinted at wanting to date me like after wards she kept throwing hints.. i think maybe it's because i used to go with my gf but lately haven't because we broke up...

It's one of those places where they walk on your back while they hold the poles.. it's a thai massage place and they're really good... i usually just keep my boxers on... i have been somewhere that i got a happy ending at.. it was an old chinese lady and she just kept rubbing my chest and saying "ooh you soo bad.. so so bad" in a very asian accent..it was kinda weird desu...

>>17803235
Everyone big already have models set up. Only new information can change those. I think climate effects might slowly factor into those models so it might raise market expectations in the next 2 weeks as that happens.

I'm not expecting any big downward surprises. we can probably fall 10% next week but past that I highly doubt anything lower.

>>17803185
Is your colleague somebody important? A president maybe? Huh?

>>17803185
>7 day delay
why even bother getting tested lol

>>17803261
Maybe a big negative surprise from the fed is possible. Even fiscal stimulus probably isn't that priced in for being passed next week so I don't see any news on that shaking markets.

>>17803260
Yeah honestly, just being naked is the biggest sign for an AMP that you are ok with sexual favors. Even the places where they walk on your back will do it. If they have a table shower it’s so easy to tell if they’ll do it based on whether or not they wash your dick.

OH god
I already ate most of my Coronavirus protein bars...

>>17801999
Checked

>>17802815
I wouldn't do a degree only to trade, bro. Economics and Finance is easy enough to learn in 3 months tops. You only need a basic understandiog how the economy works, specialize in the markets you want to trade and then learn how to actually trade securities.

For the stock market in particular, some fundamentals on accounting are pretty useful as well if you are serious about long-term investment.

>20 something cases in my entire province
>I live in a rural area with 0 cases within 100 miles
>there's still a run on toilet paper
I'm stuck between telling everyone it's a serious outbreak that has killed thousands and will kill tens of thousands more; and the fact that no you stupid fucks there's no reason to horde shitpaper of all fucking things

>>17803260
Ive always wanted one of those back walking massages, I don't know if theyd have one in my city or not though, it's not small but it's not all that big either

Why won't Pendy love me back

>>17803242
watching panic now, any other movie/info videos on market crashes or about the people who managed to make money during the recession?

>>17802895
>>17802895
this

Next week is going to be all green, isn't it?

>>17802214
HII

>>17802952
REYN MARINES
ADVANCE

>>17803308
get a kitsune demigoddes wife and she will give you the back walking massage

>>17803346
Yes.

People will want to live their normal lives and it's impossible for them to stay put for two entire weeks on their own volition. Humans don't work that way.

>>17803346

yes of course, every country shutting its borders and people being inside all day not spending money or going to work+thousands of new cases a day will improve the market substantially, praise walmart and donald trump

Is it all but guaranteed that biotechs are going to see a steady boost once all this is over?

>>17803242
Nice, thanks.

Soon

>>17803286
well this place doesn't have a table shower.. it's like a really old traditional thai place.. the only modern thing they have there are towel warmers.. i don't think they would do sexual favors.. my town recently had like 14 bust or some shit of those happy ending places.. they are all around me... crazy.. never knew how many were here

>>17803308
its really cool.. the most calming shit ever.. i don't like massage places where they put you on a table.. this place has you on the ground.. you are too your boxers and the ladies are barefoot.. they like will get on your back using their knees on your legs and their elbows on your back.. crazy good

How long will the recession last?

>>17803367
People gonna binge shop online all week.

what pattern is this called?

>>17803367
I wish I could spend two weeks doing nothing. Wagecucking sucks big cocks.

>>17803369
Did you not see the Chicago bar picture? It's only the boomers and scattered doomers running on the stores and shutting themselves inside for the week. The Millennials are out playing right now.

>>17803398
Increased test kit production

>>17803398
the coof pattern

I’ve done two DCD hearts this week alone. Over 100k of revenue to TMDX . Grab some now before it goes the way of UTHR in the year or two to come.

>>17803181
Canada is very spread out aside from Montreal, Toronto metro area, and Vancouver metro area. It's unlikely to spread here in the way it has in Italy. Mrs. Blackface has the corona chan already. Mr. does not as far as news is reporting. Not that it matters. Trudy wasn't exactly helping anything when he wasn't in quarantine.

>>17803389
Go to rubmaps.com. If you don’t pay, and I don’t, it doesn’t show you specific reviews, but if the place has quite a lot of reviews and displays that they do have a table shower, it’s almost a sure bet. It’s not always super great, but the naughty feeling is really fun.

>>17803431
what's a DCD heart?

>>17803433
what's a table shower?

How the fuck do Shitalians tolerate being locked up in their houses at gunpoint by the state? What kind of cuck mentality is this?

If I get corona and I want some beer or something I'm going out to get it I don't give a fuck what "quarantine" I'm supposed to be under or how many people I infect.

So i sold my pge stocks right before the friday pump. Hoping for a blood bath so i can sit back and wait to spread my 8,800 i made off pge into actual solid blue chips. Good Idea?

>>17803459
A table shower is exactly what it sounds like, you lay on a latex-y bed thing, almost like a medical bed, and the lady washes you.

>>17801999
Daily reminder that retail, unironically, is what drives the market. Not MMs, not algos, not hedge funds. Retail. It is the pulse of the market. Big Money does not want you to know this. You are not even going to be able to comprehend how green we are going to be this week. Reason? Boredom. Sheer boredom. Everyone with a brokerage account will be holed up in their nest for the next 2 months doing nothing but shitposting and trading. Screencap this. I will be closer to a billionaire next week than 95% of you will be to being millionaires.

>>17803431
Nobody wants your tranny penny stocks faggot.

>>17803459
It's short for a medical term meaning the heart was recovered from a completely dead patient, the heart itself revived, and then successfully installed in another human.

>>17803468
how is it that i can tell with 100% certainty that this post was made by an american

>>17803307
i mean not being obese i would be able to spread my cheeks and probably avoid having to wipe all together. not to mention a garden hose would clean the hole quite nicely no?

>>17803468
>I don't give a fuck what "quarantine" I'm supposed to be under or how many people I infect.
That's why it's at gunpoint

>>17803487
Canadian actually.

How much have people actually made investing here?

Should he just keep holding, frens?

>>17803468
I know this is my dad works for Nintendo shit, but I am hearing that Trump is considering Italian level lockdown for the country. National guard is already being mobilized

>>17803507
New Worlders are almost unimaginably less cucked than Europeans.

>>17803486
can I live forever with infinite hearts?

>>17803510

Doubled my network in one day.

Excelsior!

>>17803510
"Made it" ot "made"? Cause I've definitely "made investing". I'm down 30-40% last I saw but it's only a theoretical loss .

>>17803504
What law would I be breaking? Is a boomer flu enough to trigger a suspension of all civil liberties? Is that really all that is necessary? How absolutely fucking cucked Italians are. If that happened here people would just ignore it and do their own thing, what are the police even going to do? Stop millions of people from going outside? Give me a break.

It just blows my mind.

>>17803386
Lel
Market littorally flatten my dick this past past week.

>>17803372
No

>>17803507
>>17803468
stay away nigger. i dont want to get pozzed. can't wait till trudeau locks this shit down

>>17803538

No because after long enough your organs start failing; including your brain.

Nothing lasts forever.

>>17803538
No, the rest of you will wear out as well. However you could just replace everything until your brain starts to get too old. Probably could replace that too but I don't think you'd remember it, and then would you really be the same person?

>>17803568
Well don't worry I'm sure Toronto will overreact like it always does and you'll be welded into your cuck den for 2 months while every sane person in the rest of the country does their own thing.

>>17803487
Because we don't take shit from the government, OK boomer?

LOL, the chance Trump gets it approaches 100%

>>17803578
How do I invest in brain transplant technology?

>>17803538
Kek, the rest of you dies.

Go to the archives and search TMDX, ignore the pajeet tier spam that isn’t me and find my wall of text about the company if you want to learn more. It’s like 4 or 5 pages back, I would just link it but I’m phoneposting unfortunately.

>>17803562
The sick don't have human rights.

>>17803510
If monday is a bloodbath I'll be up 40%

>>17803603
are you a bug chaser? faggot

>>17803618
Trump has been acting really careless about this. He should not risk getting infected under any circumstances.

>>17803510
it's honestly not hard to make money trading in the market if you actually use correct position sizing and risk management. the reason why more than 9 out of 10 traders lose money is because 9 out of 10 traders don't fucking do this and/or are gamblers looking to get rich quick.

you're supposed to cut your losers short and let your winners run, but most people do the exact opposite. they hold on to losers for waaay too long and they cut their winners short, getting out too early when they could have made more. it's funny and sad at the same time: it's such a simple concept yet so many people still can't handle the psychology of trading. they don't realize if you win $100 and then lose $50 you're still up $50. You do that 10 times you're up $500. You don't have to be right all the time to be profitable.

>>17803620
I had a 400lb nog ask me why I couldn’t transplant his grandma’s brain just yesterday. I was honestly taken aback, I didn’t know where to begin.

Kroger is hiring.
How do I get a job without getting virused

>>17803588
>>17803624
literally just share blood with a younger person dummies

>>17803510
As you can see, I am not doing so well.

>>17803629
No I just unironically do not care at all about this pathetic virus or its consequences and I think everyone that cares so much about getting sick is a pussy.

whats the best strategy to make $100 week day trading?

>>17803637
>implying this isn't a clone that will get sick and die before Trump "resurrects" and sends the DJIA to 100,000 by EOY

>>17802256
Trump has the best access to healthcare in the world
He wont die over this

>>17803624
why are specifically fat women like this?

>>17803618
Trump thinks he's invincible and infallable

>>17802494
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17803662
$100 is like one good trade, I'm sure you can figure out how to do one good trade per week.

>>17803657
>>17803657
>investing in Theme Park during a NeoPlague
OH NONONONONONONO AAAAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>17803510
"Investing" lol nobody but dividend bro does that here

We are traders bro

>>17803657
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17803662
start with 10 million dollars, then you have an easy time trading to make $100/day

a fucking bat killed our president
can't make this shit up

>>17803624
That cant be real

Is Robinhood a good app to use?

>>17803637
Trump getting infected would be the ultimate bearish news. The market would go below 2008 recession levels.

>>17803178
Any comments on this?

>>17803671
Terminal cope, inability to take responsibility for their own actions, diminished self-worth spurs them to tear down others rather than build them up or reflect on their own shortcomings.

>>17803671
In order to have a healthy mind you need a healthy body. Too much fat in the brain effects mental health.

>>17803686
*gamblers

>>17803618
>the chance Trump gets it
He's not GOING to get it, he already has it
he's an asymptomatic carrier, he's the reason all these people are getting it
Trump IS typhoid Mary

>>17803700
A former coworker sent it to me, she literally was handed one by a pt kek>>17803700

>>17802860
they now officially are in a total lockdown. Only essential shops stay open >> supermarkets, pharmacies, same goes for spain

>>17803705
It works fine as long as the servers don't crash, but they can't handle a sudden high volume of users. This has caused the app to crash multiple times in the last two weeks when the stock market was volatile.

>>17803517
Won't be long until these guys start swan diving from buildings.

>>17803618
based boomer remover

giving us sensible term limits in the most entertaining way

>>17803657
you made me sign in for the first time in years to check my stonks

How long will full lockdown last?

>>17803662
do worse each week

>>17803711
ah that makes sense, im a bit overweight too but im a guy so i take responsibility and have high self-esteem. maybe it's the food too, i don't eat like shit i just live a mostly sendentary lifestyle and take an hour long walk every day. bitches are probably loaded up with sugary sodas and processed foods.

>>17803748
bro imagine if you had sold UNIB at open

>>17803736
>>17803624
I wish the Chinese had bioengineered the virus to specifically kill all fat people

>>17803618
>>17803747
I honestly think Trump already has the virus, but he is probably one of those rare cases where he doesn't develop symptoms and just infects everyone around him.

What puts do you niggers have for next week?

>>17803748
do they have ETF's and DRiP?
they should...

>>17803684
Buy low, sell high. Just as my bitch Nigel always says

>>17803744
It's way worse than their servers sucking. They literally didn't code in February 29th, an issue that also happened in 2016, and they rolled out an update that bricked their trading services TWO MINUTES after the market opened..

>>17803793
made for retards, *by* retards

>>17803778
He's just pre-symptomatic. Give him a few more days and he'll be fucked.

>>17803748
UNIB went down drastically this morning... I made over 500k off of it because I sold yesterday at 66 np/share

>>17803791
They should put me in charge of this shit
I wanna make Mad Neopoints

So instead of doomposting, suggestions for next week? I increased my SPCE puts, dated out to April and June. Who's honestly going to buy SPCE when so many wall street darlings are selling at huge discounts?

Are people who are talking about a black/red monday just talking out their ass?

>>17803802
he's probably already on prophylactics like Chloroquine and Zinc

>>17803786
God, I miss how much I liked Neopets. I wonder if it'd be possible to make a modernized version. Financial management was important to my mom as a kid and Neopets taught me a lot about my relationship with money. It's helped a lot over time.

>>17803778
>>17803802
>and other lies I tell myself
Stoking hysteria doesn't help anyone.

>>17803812
Just following the red/green/red/green thing that has been repeating through the crash.

>>17803178
Why do their 5yr price charts look like shitcoins bleeding out after the btc bubble burst?

>>17803811
Wait until volatility drops off and if it does hopefully buy some leaps. Otherwise just ride the crab.

>>17803802
bearcucks think we're still going to be red
They still haven't realized Trump saved economy

>>17803812
no one knows the future, they're just making an educated guess.

>>17803920
>>17803920
>>17803920

>>17803920
>>17803920
>>17803920

more stocks

>>17803920
>>17803920
>>17803920

>>17803921
I'm all-in on oil right now, I'm well aware Trump halted the bear market for now.

Oil will shoot up

>>17803660
You're just a sad edgy little boy that when he actually meets danger he will shit his pants

>>17803628
And if it's not will you be down 40%? Kek