/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck tripfags

my gf is the op?

reminder, you must calculate your projections including climate sensitivity or they are meaningless.

Indonesia
Philippines
Thailand

Perfect examples where a non-climate predictive model breaks down instantly.

Look up Qom, Iran climate during february before you argue with this.

>>17794210
we are seeing very climate conditional spread of coronavirus.

see:
>>17793645
>>17793632

Sars-1 was also highly climate sensitive and did not spread in South East Asia either, it disappeared in April.

everytime I see this picture I get hungry for a sushi restaurant

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>>17794210
>>17794222
Every predictive model you use for coronavirus, if you used it on every country, would tell you the climate sensitivity of the virus by now

If you don't understand this factor. Please don't project or assume you can predict based on exponential spread in USA.

>>17794210
i never denied climate change! just global warming asshole. data shows we are in a wobble of the Earth's axis and the pole is changing.

>>17794136
Is a 200 4/17 put on spy too low? I'm expecting things to get worse with this virus

>>17794233
plan approved in the house... senator mcconnel well see how if this holds water in the senate, but an extra billion dollars for killing babies? rewrite this shit, we're not killing infants when this is only hurting the elderly.

The biggest worry in the market, or for doomsdayers is the 2020/2021 winter season

That means you are playing against the vaccine, treatment, etc play. Don't assume we will go exponential in April/May/June.

March is likely to be a final month of decent R0 until next season

Reminder that Monday is going to be another limit +10% increase.

Market is massively oversold. It's not even funny. Less than 100 people have died from this shit in America. WHO GIVES A FUCK. STOP PANICKING DUMMIES. Once people realize this along with the low interest rates and massive stimulus we will moon. I wouldn't be surprised if we see SPY at 400 in time for the election and for Trump to win a second term. This will be the greatest V up in history. The virus is completely harmless to anyone under 65 and overblown so much by the fake media. I am going to max out my LOC, HELOC, Credit Cards, and all overdrafts on Monday to go 100% long on SPY. I expect to easily make 30% return on this before end of year.

>>17794256
Republicucks will turn down anything that gives money to/helps poor people and not the insurance companies so its unlikely they come to an agreement

>>17794233
the shit literally won't even pass the senate with out getting sent back and taking this this and that out. expect a signature on wednesday, late tuesday earliest.

Ok anons getting my feet wet in the stock market for the first time. I bought 15 SPCE because space tourism is inevitably the future but what are some other stocks to look for come Monday? I have about 1000$ to invest (gotta start somewhere)

I'm currently interested in Disney, AAL, Intel and maybe trying to my luck with SQQQ. For those willing to help what are some good value stocks?

>>17794233
>priced in

>>17794265
Please for your own sake don’t do that man.

I really wouldn’t recommend it.

>>17794281

>he’s asking for legitimate advice

You see anon here are some penny stocks I’d like you to help pump 0.1% for me

>>17794246
If things continue as they have, no. If we break 230 next historic line of support is 160.
>>17794260
The vaccine absolutely will not be developed by then and it’s just that, a vaccine, not a cure or treatment.

I’m not a doomnigger, just realistic. Ext week is going to leave some bull assholes blasted.

>>17794265
Yeah max out everything and lose everything too

>>17794288
>he thinks the market will never recover.

We are -30% from ATH and SPY ALWAYS recovers. Never once in history has it not recovered in a 15 year period. On average it makes 9% a year. Take out full margin on -30% is extremely smart. The absolute bottom this can go is -50%. This can't be worse than the great financial crisis.

>>17794288
Yeah, 200 by April is more likely

>>17794265
Is this pasta? I know the virus is literally nothing but we’re not done dropping yet lmaooooo.

>>17794265
lol

>>17794277
i think there is bi-partisan panic to get shit done, but i also think there's enough no's to send this shit back and get it done right. i'd love a bill i could sign, but this has a no. duress is no reason to pass a bill.. to force feed this shit through congress is no good for freedom nor the american people. if I was a senator I'd fillibuster the fuck out of it and complain on the floor until the house brings a bill worth signing.

>>17794082
sorry bro completly forgot your chips

>>17794281
If you’re buying SQQQ you shouldn’t be buying actual stocks until you’re ready to sell said SQQQ

>>17794222
How many people got OG SARS?

>>17794309
>In a 15 year period
We are far from the bottom. Yes, it will recover within 15 years. The fucking Great Depression did.

>>17794316
the economy isn't done dropping until real estate drops

>>17794171
Basado

SPY 200 to 210 by end of month. Screencap this post. Good luck.

>>17794281
Go into SQQQ and maybe gush because of the oil thing

>>17794356
>but nooooo, poll tests are unconstitutional!!

>>17794336
The great financial crisis was -50%. This is not worse than a complete financial collapse of the entire USA. We are already -30%. The lower bound is obviously -50%. As this is not as bad as great financial crisis I would say absolute realistic lower bound is -40%. This means we have at max -10% more downside. Going full margin at this point is completely fine given that it's impossible to time the bottom. I'm already within 10% of the bottom. If you people can't even do simple math then you're hopeless. Honestly, do whatever you want. I'll be rich in 15 years and you will be regretting your cowardice. SPY will never be this cheap again in your lifetime.

>>17794265
I reckon it will hit people midweek that the virus is very climate sensitive and we are only getting into better climate for fighting it day by day.

It takes a while to put together all the pieces: indonesia, thailand, phillipines, india, etc.

>>17794361
>GUSH
STOP. Gush has literally NEVER GONE UP. Just look at the chart. We were in a delusional bull market for the past 4 years and it went DOWN. Now there's an oil war and suddenly it will go up? No. Buy DRIP.

>>17794302
Something will be developed by then. There's too many shots going out against this virus for one not to hit. Treatment or Vaccine.

Heck even widescale fast sensitive testing would be enough by then.

>>17794265
Double bottom is suspiciously absent. You sound like the bagholder on rainbow and unicorn futures.

>All auto companies in the shitter

I have my eye on ford as a long play. It’s within a few weeks tumble from 08 levels where it was a dollar a share.

TA wise there is serious bounce potential here. Enough to warrant going long for a swing if early next week follows through. SPX is very close to a buy signal on the daily. I could see a bounce lasting until first week of April when earnings start coming in from a bunch of companies.

>>17794328
Makes sense for obvious reasons thank you anon.

>>17794340
real estate isn't dropping unless 50% of people over the age of 65 croak

>>17794371
I kinda agree we hit bottom already or this upcoming week.

We had combination of panic and massively scary headlines too many days in a row.

>>17794265

REPO MARKET
ZIRP
OIL PRICE WAR
HOUSING BUBBLE
TECH BUBBLE
PENSION CRISIS
STATE/LOCAL GOV INSOLVENCY
DOUCHE BANK
EUROPEAN UNION COLLAPSE
SUPPLY CHAIN DISRUPTIONS HIT HARD IN SUMMER

>massively oversold

>>17794394
I suggest going with car companies that weren't already in big trouble, like Ford, before Corona chan.

>>17794394
No. Autos are beyond fucked. Have you seen their debt sheet? Just google Ford debt, then look at their revenue and their market cap. If you want to bet on an auto company coming out on top, its Tesla.

>>17794373
What type of climate do you think the virus does well in?

>>17794408
So be it.

>>17794416
>tech bubble
>tech is already using AI to design better AI chips creating foundations for a singularity

yes, gold is gonna be worth more than AI tech, what a bubble.

>>17794416
>t. everything bubble doomer

>>17794316
>no good for freedom nor the american people

Ah yes, life is no freedom, the freedom to get treated for an illness and get back to work to provide productivity to the market is not good for freedom

do you actually believe that getting people tested/treated for free would not benefit the economy by getting them back to work faster and less people infected.

>>17794416
what is ZIRP? can yoou explain ZIRP to me?

>>17794425
Cold and Dry

AC blasted indoors areas like 72F are pretty conducive. Generally under 60F outdoors temp and low humidity.

>>17794410
You don’t understand how algos work and that once earnings comes in off this whole episode we will continue downward. We hit a local bottom as long as there are no major developments but this bear isn’t over.

>>17794206
Baggie does she know you brag to your online friends about her here? Better be careful with that.

>>17794431
delusional cyberpunk faggotry

>>17794373
It's picking up speed throughout the middle east, south america, australia, and SEA.

>>17794408
if you really think about it.. everyone over the age of 65 croaks.............

>>17794449
Yes, algos are gonna sell all their shit on a bad quarter and give us cheap entry to shit that will recover by year end.

Oh no.

Just because they lack qualitative reasoning.

>>17794417

The slide has to stop somewhere right? Maybe I should stick with a Japanese car manufacturer. They are all trading very low and they will never go out of business.

Ford will never go out of business and they have a huge amount of assets still. They made the model t for fucks sake. I guess I just don’t understand that sector very well and why everyone avoids it like the plague.

>>17794433
The REPO market is my #1 for a reason. ZIRP is a strong second.

>>17794451
>Baggie does she know you larp to your online friends about her here?
ftfy

>>17794417
I have ford puts at 3 and 4 for mid April. Legit considering buying more, seems like easy money

>>17794455
it's not.

Thailand had the #1 international destination for wuhan and used to at one point have the #1 spot in foreign cases.

Guess what happened in thailand?
Lots of people dying in the street? Shuttered homes?

Anyone else seeing this shit?

>>17794407
oh my
sideboob is truly fearsome

>>17794471
A sudden outbreak of "viral pneumonia".

>>17794465
>The slide has to stop somewhere right?
Yes but caution on trying to root for the underdog. Doing so on the stock market is not a good move most of the time. You will do a whole lot better by betting on winners who are winning and will continue to win.

>>17794431
Not true, it's just the term AI is a very vague and it's still in it's very infinite stages. I mean it's better suited for computational stuff like finding quicker routes and improving logistics. I think it's a shit idea when it comes to biostocks because research isn't really done in bio-chemistry through computations. I mean there are a lot of real world applications for it but there are definitely a lot of garbage company promising the pie in the sky because most people are dumb.

Qom Iran (epicenter in Iran) Weather

It's now heated up in Qom so you can expect things to calm down near end of the month.

>>17794394
>I have my eye on ford as a long play.
Don't

>>17794256
http://www.opensecrets.org/members-of-congress/contributors?cid=N00003389&cycle=CAREER

He's an old school republican funded by finserv not a tea partier who's going. to floor the economy over gay abortion issues.

He'll pass it to avoid committing political suicide then endeavor to cut the balls off the parts he doesn't like later on. The lack of action so far came from all their fear at actually being expected to do something of any importance, that same fear of being seen as a roadblock in a time like this will compel them to act.

>>17794489
It's not really pie in the sky. They have had incredible progress in many areas, transformers for one. Look at speech, translation, voice recognition, and computer vision.

They've made tremendous progress.

>>17794488

Yes I’ve had a predilection towards knife catching but have picked up more on the fact that losers tend to just keep losing

>>17794434
I would like that without Democrats slithering into the bill a shitton of taxpayer-funded abortions like they tried to do with the last one.

>>17794482
sideboobs, you say

Mass graves in Iran. You heard it here first.

https://www.space.com/iran-coronavirus-graves-satellite-images.html

>>17794471
>guess what happened ...

They're a third world country not doing any serious testing so nobody knows what is actually happening.

>>17794514
see
>>17794492

>>17794489
>AI

>>17794522
Ah, yes, those are just normal seasonal flu mass graves.

Are you retarded?

>>17794502
Yes that's all stuff that can be computed very well but look at a stock like SDGR and it's complete garbage. Most research in bio-chemistry actually uses actual trials to make break-through

>>17794514
don't you think they'd just burn all the bodies with all the oil they got?

>>17794480

>>17794388
>GUSH
You know how leveraged ETFs work, right? Once any positive news rolls in and it spikes, you just sell it. Easy money.

>>17794522
I'll make my own prediction. The virus won't suddenly disappear but you will when I post this again at the end of the month.

Printing your way out of a recession has never worked. Stimulus can reinflate bubbles but they will inevitably pop. The end result of radical central bank policy will be extreme price inflation and a total collapse of our banking and monetary system. Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.

>>17794531
It's because the methodology of AI is narrow right now. Requiring huge data. I don't know the field all that well, but I imagine a big problem is simply not being able to use massive data sets.

>>17794489
Don't even try to talk sense into these retards they will refuse to believe. they probably hold crypto

>>17793743
we're going into a commodities market soon. recession ahead as prices plummet, liquidity dries up and goods prices go up.
when you say gold you mean GLD or actually the element?

>>17794530
The question we are asking is

How climate sensitive is this virus?

That question is not determined by it's spread in a cold and dry geography or how many die in that geography. Rather by what climates are experiencing the mass outbreaks versus what climates are not experiencing mass outbreaks.

>>17794541
They have more honor than chinks, Jesus christ you sick fuck. Iran has a much better GDP/capita than China and it's broke as fuck but at least they understand the concept of what it means to be human. If this corona virus proves anything is we all need to distance ourselves from these bug people. They are bat munching insane. They have cost the world so much fucking money right now, it's stupid.

>>17794265
Honestly I have doubts: like ok 30% was oversold but 15%? The way I see it if you remove the production and events of all of April and all of March, that’s about simple math 15% of the year plus or minus. Why shouldn’t we hover around this area for along while? I can definitely see a 10% day though with profit taking us back to the new normal however I am already in a good selection of cheap dividends stocks so I’m already pretty happy with that kind of market.

>>17794480
>>17794551
Sure doesn’t feel like printing money when they’re just loaning it out in exchange for Tbills. But it is worrisome.

>>17794514
Muslim nations will be hampered by the fatalistic approach to life of their populace/ "if it's my time to go so be it" approach.

They're also probably exaggerating figures as opposed to every other nation, the more get it the more they can use it to band together, then just blame all of it on the joos.

Thanks to the anon who posted about REFR

Up since 2.20s

>>17794559
It requires taking in a lot of variables and processing it to a very stupid amount to make it effective. Also if we are unaware of a variable going on then it's useless as well to compute things because it can only compute what you tell it to know.

>>17794579
15% seems possible. God please I really want to sell my MSFT...

And then we could go right back down when FOMO is over
God please I want to buy more COST CLX LLY

>>17794136
Who is this ugly gook?

>>17794572
we should start our own society of peace and love and in order to enter you must get fully tested for stds so that you are able to have sex with anyone

>>17794493
Why? Think they'll get bailed out?

>>17794241
>data shows we are in a wobble of the Earth's axis and the pole is changing.
Oh anon... That's now how that works...

>>17794136
>mfw got into stocks last month

>barely know what I'm getting into

>wanted to buy shit but was so worried I did something wrong I only spent like 10% of what I wanted to

good lord bros. End it.

>>17794595
Sex would get stupidly boring without the taboo and egotistical drives behind it. Like going fishing and a boat comes by and dumps fish on your lap.

>>17794594
baggie's gf

>>17794572
iran is literally full of corona virus. it's like fuck they did no testing.. people died we say that the leaders say they died from it... you have to understand millions of people have already got this shit. and you're being lied to. the only truth is the panic has hit it's apex and recovery is starting now. that guy warren buffet would be scooping up cheapies... fucking you think the fed is buying up cheap stock? i'm bullish as fuck. and i was also the guy that was telling you to short back january while i was being laughed at.

>>17794552
Sure, if you manage to time it right. Just don't hold it for more than a few days.

Deutsche bank is the insolvent fuck
Deutsche bank will be on everyone's lips in the next few months
Europe will fall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFhQNugglXk

>>17794624

i can't wait to get out either, whether i make money or lose it. I traded oil a few years ago and now i'm back in shorting it. I just wanted more money for college, i love trading but my anxiety isn't good for it.

>>17794595
Agreed, we will start our own cult and buy houses from the dead boomers and keep drugs there to hook loser women into our sex/temple/den houses and have them pay rent by selling feet pics and fansonly vids and pimp them out to famous people and blackmail them to become more powerful and make our movement bigger. I'm ready for the Charles Manson pill, society is long over due for a culling of the bug chasers.

doomers are out of control. Every fed/gold bug is now proclaiming their wildest fantasies as next weeks events.

>>17794629
you don't sit around and have sex all day.. it'd be a normal society.. just more open with sex and drugs and no war amongst each other.. anybody that starts problems would be kicked out

>>17794631
They are also broke as fuck.

STOP INJECTING MONEY NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>17794570
>Rather by what climates are experiencing the mass outbreaks versus what climates are not experiencing mass outbreaks.

When it comes to Thailand you're flying blind. Malaysia, a country with a slightly better health infrastructure and a similar climate, posted horrible results today. And let's look at the history.

H1N1 hit Thailand very bad. COVID-19 is more infectious.

>>17794389
Coronavirus is one of a few viruses which cause the "common cold". They generally have mild symptoms and are fucking impossible to make a good vaccine against. Fuckers mutate very quickly, so a third of the way into vaccination another serotype crops up and you have to start over. Already just a couple months in there's two variants of this breed of coronavirus.

>>17794594
it's not a great photo, but at least you got her ethnicity right... these assholes just grab everything i give them and make a mockery of my life... no more photos for you assholes.

>>17794589

Good transcript by the way

http://seekingalpha.com/amp/article/4331952-research-frontiers-incorporated-refr-ceo-joe-harary-on-q4-2019-results-earnings-call

>>17794653
nah that'd never work... you got girls screaming about rape 20 years after the fact then putting a 70 year old into prison for 20 years. like most rapists get out in 4-5 years.

US never fully recovered from the great depression
08 crash ate up whatever bailout was left
500 million injection was gone within 15 minutes
all these anons pretending they arn't fucked are just deluding themselves to stave off their suicidal tendencies. its been a good run, markets not recovering from this for a long, long time, if it ever does

>>17794672
thats your gf?

Question:
if the IRS gets called on me and I actually didn't do anything wrong do I still get in trouble?

>>17794692
yeah call her baggie's gf, yoou guys are sick fucks.

>>17794664
It'd be pretty hard to hide exponential growth since Jan dude.

>>17794689
i'm talking like a whole country the size of the united states... like huge... new generations are gunna be fed up with war and shit and everyone one day will get along... imagine if we took all the millitary spending and put it into testing everyone for stds and new technology for transportation aswell as growing food....

imagine if we grew food in the center of cities in tall sky scrapers eliminating the need to transport food hundreds of miles across the country causing pollution and destroying infrastructure... we could have a much better world if everyone pulled their head out of their ass

>>17794701
Kek but it's funny! We know you are like the Biden of /smg/.

>>17794701
good for you man

>>17794689
Fuck man, you are right that plan has METOO written years later all over it. It would be R Kelly all over again.

>>17794557
Its a deferment of the issue.
We can pop the bubble later when MBS hasn't decided he has his heart set on a CIA or GRU bullet, and coronachan isn't fucking the world over. A smaller recession for correction can be undertaken then, one which is survivable.
If we just go full Chicago school now it's 1929 and Bernie will fully destroy the market and all market forces, making it moot.

>>17794514
>thinking they don't have bodies from other causes of death to bury

Did people forget people die?

>>17794733
>>17794689
obviously you don't just rape people... come on now..

>>17794748
>If we just go full Chicago school now it's 1929 and Bernie will fully destroy the market and all market forces, making it moot.
Any socialist ideology that gets into office will make the stock market implode on itself.

>>17794762
thats what i said

>>17794691
It's a temp exogenous shock

closer to a natural disaster

mortality rate for covid-19 has only been fucks over 50, italy's taking a "those who will live the longest" approach (ie those not over 50) because their medical services are completely saturated. half of all insect life on earth has died in the past 50-70 years, among all the pollution. I normally dont like to believe in supernatural bullshit but this seems a bit too much of a concidence.

>baggy buying an Asian waifu at the top
>now they're super discounted going out of business sale
buy high sell low

>>17794672
Are you a Jew? I can sense your nose through the screen.

>>17794691
STOP POSTING PORN OF WH*TE WOMYN!!! WE NEED TO LOVE OUR AFRICAN QUEENS!!!

I WILL REPORT YOU TO GOOGLE IF YOU POST ANY WOMYN THAT IS NOT A POC GODDESS!!!!

>>17794760
I'm not saying it would be rape it's just years later bitches will want more money and hoes these days ain't loyal. Not when they can stay married to the government.

>>17794699
They may/will want documentation of whatever you did or did not do wrong if they have questions. Do not ignore them.

>>17794691
>US never fully recovered from the great depression
Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

>>17794766
What I meant is not just Bernie.

>>17794699
Wrongdoing has to be proven before they can jail you. If what you mean by "trouble" is an audit, they do that to almost everyone

>>17794767
Dude. This is going to be a drag on the economy for at least a year. Companies will go bankrupt, maybe banks too. Wake up.

>>17794798
Companies are also making a killing with this.

>>17794786
well you don't sound like you'd be welcome in the society anyway.. you'll be in the part of the world that is killing each other for no reason... just by the way you sound

>>17794733
what i want to know... if this asshole harvey screener raped all these women where are the babies? or did they abort? was aborting his kids part of the testimony? do we have dna evidence. I mean I'm totally clear with chicks this the thing you've been wanting it's going where ever you want it, "How do you want it?" that's pretty fucking consensual. It's pretty up front but once you've got all each other's clothes off... meh you just end up fucking. Personally I hate doggy style.

>>17794770
Better buy them in bulk.

>>17794807
There is nothing pure in this world other pure wild ambition Baggie and a tree that branches that can reach the heavens has roots that stretch into hell. I'm here to live life to it's fullest.

>>17794798
the grocery stores are making 2x gains on retarded items like toilet paper.
If you don't own Kroger you are sub 80 IQ

>>17794760
Bitch crys you raped me fucking after you know she got buyers remorse. half of this shit on rapestien got thrown out.

>>17794822
>other than
fixed

Why does the fed put so much effort in propping up the stock market? Why does it even matter? Since when was that their purpose?

>>17794782
is the pope catholic?

>>17794233
BULLS

ARISE

>>17794853
fuck off we're sleeping.

>>17794567
bump, anyone?

>>17794833
What effort? The repo loans?
It’s not the end of the world and it’s not a money printer, you’re looking at the wrong things. It means there’s something wrong in the system though.

But a stock market crash could cause a recession/depression. Would cause massive layoffs. Could create deflation or unseen inflation impacts.

Thus it is part of their mandate to keep a literal breakdown from occurring.

Their job is to
>"promote effectively the goals of maximum employment, stable prices, and moderate long term interest rates"

>>17794833
Because they get money when people pay more taxes?

>>17794699
The neck are you asking?

First of all they NEVER call. They send a very nicely worded letter informing you that you should please see about paying the money you owe

Second when/if you do owe money (even in error) you should call them (Google their number don't use the one in the letter) and wait in hold for a day till you get a person.
Get all the facts, pay immediately (if you can) so that you don't accrue a penalty (you can owe the penalty even if you're right) then file whatever proof and amended firms are necessary
If necessary you can negotiate in person. They don't want to rape you, they know the whole system works off people's willingness to participate, so if you argue in good faith and earnestly they will do what they can.
If they make a mistake (which they often catch in their own) they are eager to own up to it.

Any phone call is a scam. Any email is a scam.

I really don't understand the rally today. The market volatility right now is just confusing as hell, because we are still in a bear market, and of course there's ups and downs no matter what kind of market you're in, but these wild swings are unlike anything we've ever seen in history.

What's insane is that things are getting worse economically in the short term. Cruise ships are fucking dead, and will be for years (good riddance), no one is going to be flying for months at minimum, and because no vaccine will be available widely for probably a year or more with all the development and testing required, and the vaccine probably won't even be completely effective on most people either, but anyways the point I'm trying to make is the Coronavirus will be with us a long time and we have to adjust and adapt to it and it means large economic ramifications for many industries, especially the hospitality and travel industries. Some sectors will see limited growth, but most will be in decline. Things won't be getting back to normal for most of the world for quite some time, not even in China, because while they have contained it mostly for now, it will start spreading again if they start to resume "normal" activities, which is why you still see relatively low activity in Chinese cities. China can handle that kind of rapid change in their society, can America? I really doubt it. Once the panic buying starts to slow down and we begin settling in to most of us being at home most of the time, things will start to get a little better, but the virus will still be with us, able to spread. Maybe higher temperatures in summer will help eliminate fomites faster making it safer to be outside, but carriers will still have the virus and be capable of spreading it indoors.

tl;dr - the bear market has only begun, so strap the fuck in because it's going to get worse in America.

>>17794388
>he didn’t get /gush/pilled with the lords of the iron well today
+55% bud

>>17794316
>i think there is bi-partisan panic to get shit done, but i also think there's enough no's to send this shit back and get it done right. i'd love a bill i could sign, but this has a no.
Good thing you're not a Senator

>>17794787
>>17794794
Fair enough, thank you!
nothing serious- I'm leanring how stocks work and was also considering doing funny youtube videos and I wasn't sure if a line would get me into trouble
>[cryptocurrency or stock market episode, sharing exactly how much money I made] ... Go ahead, call the taxman. You think I'm *scared* of you?
Had no idea what would happen if someone called my bluff

>>17794788
I wouldn't consider QE socialist. The Fed is just an activist bank.

Eventually all systems fail. But until there is a suitable alternative market against which the confidence in the American system can be shifter away from, I seriously doubt it will be the end of all thing.

Fiat money is all about trust, and when you've got the worlds most powerful military, and are generating most of its transformative ideas, you can get away with things other nations couldn't.

Some day if China opens up, a move like this will doom us. But it isn't today.

>>17794877
Hope you sold.

>>17794874
>call
Called*, sent after, like that thing people are doing with twitch thots

If the US government disclosed alien existence what do you think the markets would do

>>17794853
Maintain 80% of friday's pump on good volume on Monday and we'll talk.

>>17794890
Don't give specific numbers on youtube ever. You can give percentages but not dollar amounts.

>>17794699
The IRS never calls people. The only way they communicate is through the mail. Now, they may ask you to call them through the mail.

>>17794905
What kinda aliens are we talking about. Greys flying around in saucers? Lovecraftian horrors in the moons core? Lizard people?

>>17794917
Just your standard greys in flying saucers

>>17794876
It's not the zombie plague

There are a ton of bad diseases in "the wild" already this us just one more
See: Ebola malaria dengy fever rocky mountain spotted fever and a hundred other things

>>17794933
>dengy

>>17794909
Reasons of personal safety or better demonstration?

>>17794876
You underestimate how much money to be made in fixing things. I went out tonight and we are reacting a lot better than China, Iran, or Italy I'll tell you that. I literally see people now going over board with the cleaning and they are staying in doors. This means the private sector is doing it's job to fight this disease.

>>17794431
> believing google PR and marketing.

Faggot.

Just bought a call for Kroger and a put for DB, what do you guys think?

>>17794912
True. I've never been called by the tax man before but have received the request for addition information letter in the mail. It was nothing, they just wanted me to mail a copy of a receipt. I have, however, received a call from my broker once. One day I wanted to shift things around between portfolios and, rather than organize a transfer of my holdings, I just put a limit sell for the position in one account and immediately limit bought with the other account at that price. This was only possible as the position consisted of warrants (not shares) and they had very low liquidity. So broker calls up, says hey what's the story with these orders you did on x date? I told them. They say don't do that as it looks like you were trying to spoof volume and that draws the attention of the SEC. I said hokie dokie. And that was the end of it.

>>17794945
Giving real numbers on a public forum can generate interest from a number of legitimate and illegitimate sources. All around a bad idea. No one will be dissatisfied with percentages only.

I have work off for the next month so I decided to load up on some heavy duty finance and investing reading. Bought one textbook called Technical Analysis of the Financial Markets and another textbook called Options as a Strategic Investment. Kinda related, I bought another book called The End of Alchemy which I see get recommended a lot in finance / economic book lists.

whats your favorite /biz/-related book you've read, /smg/?

>>17794905
Even just the knowledge that something CAN be done is a big game changer. Whether that's FTL, sleeper ship, interstellar probes, whatever

>>17794316
Republicans can limit the damages on the abortion thing. But every lawmaker knows for certain, if the market crashes to -60%, they're all out. You don't get to the senate by pissing of GS when their share price is halved either.

>>17794933
Yeah, tons of diseases in the wild, that haven't spread around the world in a global pandemic you absolute retard. Oh wow there's so many diseases out there! No shit Sherlock, the difference is this disease is pretty fatal to a significant segment of our society, and especially so in the west where people are more unhealthy, obese and suffering from cardiac and vascular health issues due to poor diet and lack of exercise, so you have a disease that's quite potent, and it's spread across most of the world and is continuing to accelerate its spread.

Again, this isn't going away anytime soon. Don't expect new cases to stop being reported in the US next month, they will continue to grow until the measures we are taking in cancelling large events and forcing everyone to isolate helps to contain the spread and we get most of the people that have been exposed tested and isolated until they're not carrying the disease anymore. This could take months, and even then the virus could still have the potential of spreading. Look at Italy right now, that could very easily be us in a week or 2.

I live in Louisiana and have family working in hospitals here and just earlier last week there was no activity, no one gave a shit about Coronavirus, an then a case was confirmed, and then another, and then another, and now we're nearly 40 cases in my area and the ERs are being overwhelmed. My dad who is a doctor is trying to lobby one of the hospitals he works at to cease all elective cases so that they can focus on dealing with the virus and limit exposure. This is not going to end anytime soon.

>>17794917
>>17794924
My dick would be very bullish on a reptilian waifu

>>17794958
The disease has already spread rapidly in the west, and we aren't testing anywhere near the levels we should have been a month ago. We didn't do jack shit to prepare here, and we thought, as Americans typically do, that this was just something happening in a foreign country and our grand old USA wouldn't ever see the impact of it. We we're wrong.

Would it be wise to stock up on more ford puts?

>>17794260
Warm weather does nothing to the virus

>>17794939
No idea why my phone turned dengue into dengy

>>17794631
It’s because they don’t believe in Jesus Christ or science and they think getting the virus is Allah wil

>>17794895
This is a meme now, it’s not true deficit spending as it has value, and our market is now such a part of our Econ that if we allowed the market to hit zero we’d literally seize being a country at all.

>>17794890
You can flex gains but don’t give your real name

>>17794593
Feel you bro exactly that for me and NVDA if I get a 15% next week I’ll make a few hundo and the poopoo will be currency

>>17794309
You are such a fucking idiot, please leave the stock market with your savings or you will lose them all

>>17794988
They have in the past, learn some history you child
Don't make me spell out every little thing for you

>>17794924
Markets would be flat and SPCE would increase by 1,000%

>>17794309
remember that you need 100% gain to make up a 50% loss

>>17794603
Read /o/, we literally have a board of car enthusiasts and the archives to get "expert" opinion and you can get normie opinions in the mainstream media. But always do research on the enthusiast opinion. In a nutshell though, Ford's CEO is retarded and his direction is pretty much summed as aimless and exiting the car business to focus on trucks and SUVs. Guy also has no auto experience and what vehicles Ford makes don't appeal to anyone, and the way they put together the Mustang crossover should tell you everything about how fucked they are. Compare that to GM where they are at least trying and putting their fingers in a ton of things. Ford's efforts in autonomous driving and EVs and future platforms pales to others.

It's your money and there is a chance your bet can pay off but it is highly unlikely.

>>17794136
Anyone know where I can get Repo market information or reports on the Repo market?

>>17794983
Aliens have been here thrice.

Los Alamos Lights
Lonnie Zamora Incident
USS Nimitz Encounter

t. have read all blue book and project sign files critically and its all bullshit except those 3
tt. am autistic skeptic

>tfw bought the dip and sold the top
why dont you guys do this?

>>17794905
What happens when there's zero point energy and all of the energy stocks are now obsolete? No more oil, no more natural gas, an entire sector of the economy, multiple trillion dollar industries made irrelevant overnight. Imagine that impact

>>17795018
It's religion in general. A lot of Christians don't even believe in vaccines because they think god will save them. They think this sort of think can be prayed away. Natural selection is going to wipe these retards out

>>17794909
>>17794945
I just realized how autistic that reads.
What I mean to say is, the video (hopefully) is comedic but instructional. A big list of everything I learned going forward. I don't care if people know specifically how much I made. The joke probably doesn't even work if it's not preceded by a paragraph of way too much personal financial information. The whole joke is that's confrontational and weird.
Unless there' some sort of unexpected financial headache with that being known I don't care about it being public. I don't measure my own worth by how much I have. It IS important, but money is just a means to an end.

>>17795053
Man I wish

>>17795060
Where is the dip?

>>17794876
Fomites are the surfaces pathogens drift on to, like your anime girl posters, not the pathogens themselves, you dolt. Also tl;read it anyway.

>>17794970
noted

is stonks go down anon dead?

>>17795044
Wouldn't that be good for my puts though if they're going to struggle as a company?

>>17795063
Super computers solve all our problems by determine how best to elide humanity

So whats ya'll plans after the crash? What are you picking up?
Heres a list of some I like:
UPRO
TECL
SOXL
SDY
T
VZ
LMT
TSLA
AMD

>>17795097
IVZ and anything else in S&p500 with over 7% dividend that isn't oil related

>>17795097
SPCE, NVDA, AMD, TSLA, KO. Pretty much all the stocks I had before the crash.

>>17795003
This is such a smooth brain take
Testing for anyone but medical workers is retard tier if you don’t have a vaccine
The only sensible thing to do is tell people to self quarantine if they have fever and cough
Anything beyond that is meme tier brainlet strategy to help idiot normies cope with their fear

>>17795097
I love the hazmat suit meme, it's so versatile

>>17795076
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6i-se5IU8hRbPov5-ON1tw

not a bad channel, some of them are fame seekers, but all are real navy people.

none actually witnessed it directly, but one did have a plain clothes come in after the whole thing fly in and take all the rec drives on the aegis cruiser.

realistically who knows what it was, but it was something, enough for them to wipe all the drives. good late night listen for spook vibes.

Pic related is what I'm holding right now, and I just placed limit orders for
>1 share of UPS
>5 put contracts for DB
>5 call contracts for KR
How does that sound?

>>17794136
Kek. Baggie BTFOed forever.

>>17795116
KO was on my list too!
I'm still holding my SPCE. Definitely going to buy more.

>>17795063
Kek, you think zero-point energy exists because it doesn't but it does only get better in the future in regards to technology

>>17795109
The 5YR on IVZ shows a company in constant decline, even before recent events.
What is interesting about this stock to you?

>>17795147
You're not living dangerously enough anon

>>17795191
My portfolio is only 1k because that's all I can afford to put in there atm
pls no bully, I just want to make incremental gains and then go exponential

>>17795187
it's investments.. a little change up of BOD can do some good and really turn the company around.. if they invest right they can make a killing during a rebound... it's not really bound to a certain product or business.. it can be invested anywhere... all about management tho...

>>17795178
His broader point is something we're dealing with right now: efficiency takes away old kinds of jobs faster than new ones are invented and capitalism consolidates wealth into the smallest number of hands

>>17794514
just the flu bro.

I've been around the market for a while but I still don't understand why someone would choose SQQQ, QQQ, SPXU, etc. to just trading SPY. Is it all just preference?

>>17795211
Yeah that's actually what is at risk, some agenda 21 shit while an AI runs towns and it's all brave new world bullshit.

>>17795089
Probably, but only if long term. It could turn quickly because they could get someone competent like the recent COO that Ford hired and I think there are some activist investors trying to get him the job of CEO and boot the current one out.

>>17795221
Diversity reasons

>>17794510
top fucking lulz

>>17795221
Just Google ETF and start reading.

>>17795211
Perhaps.

But socialism and planned economy suffers from such a high degree of specific informational entropy that the proper allocation of resources is impossible.

It is an acceptable state of affairs to mobilize resources on the way to evolution into a proper capitalist economy from a peasant one (the only times it has ever actually happened, in stark contrast to socialist theory, which predicts the opposite) as a means of getting selfish localist peasants invested in the idea of being part of a broader community/market of goods and services.

>>17795242
Very interesting. I appreciate the info

>>17795221
Just compare SPY holdings to QQQ. Theres you're answer.

>>17795269
We are just going to watch things explode in regards to sex and entertainment.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17795063
What happens when fantasy make believe?

>Monday’s red

>>17795358
What could possibly go wrong?

Ooga booga money printer go brrrrrrr

>>17795267
"just exit this community of unhelpful people and seek help elsewhere"

9 % up and going!

Sad!

>>17795383
God I hope so

>look at my trading history
>hit peak profit at 12pm ET almost every trading day
>kept hesitating and holding out for more
>missed out on so many gains
Harrumph.

So my spy puts that were down 55% end of day are gonna be down 95% on Monday morning, right?

>>17795493
Economy is recovering and there's nothing you can do about it, bearfag.

>>17795493
if you believe the futures

>>17795499
Overconfidence

>>17795438
You will never get the entire valley to peak move except by fluke. Short term trading involves waiting for confirmation, on whatever time frame you trade, for both buy and sell. Failure to wait for confirmation yields wildly inconsistent results. If you're doing this on feel and hunch you need to cut that out and put together a system.

>>17795503
Any reason I shouldn't?

>>17795503
. That was aftermarket trading. Different thing.

I tried to average down on ACB yesterday with a low ball bid of 10000@.85. So close to getting it filled too.

put an order for some WEED this morning. we will see if it gets filled. $13.00 for 3000 shares.

Thoughts>?

>>17795519
Honestly at this point I just need to be more aware of the market's standing on the current day. I lost a lot of money today expecting there to be a dip and then another spike like yesterday, and my puts to go back up to 200% and 400% positive. Simply got too greedy today.
I take it as a lesson well learned, because I only lost a fraction of a percent of my initial investment aside from my gains from yesterday.
Any reading you recommend for setting up a system?

>>17795391
There ya go!

>>17795391
You figured it out.

>>17795550
>Any reading you recommend for setting up a system?
Not really. Just a basic set if TA rules you put together. Bring up old charts, test your rules and indicators against those charts to see how well or not well they are at giving you better than coin flip odds at being correct. A good set of indicators tuned to your preferred trading style should net you good gains when you're correct and break even or minimal loss when incorrect.

>>17795529
How so?

>>17795583
Thanks bro, appreciate it. Sounds a lot better than my thought of just "guess correctly" lmao

>>17795391
At last I truly see.

>>17794265
IDK man. Without fed interference it would drop like a rock. Goes to FRED, looks up:
>job openings (nonfarm)
>real imports of goods and services
>overnight repurchase agreements
----all indicate rough times ahead. Then too, look at "market cap over gdp buffet [indicator]". Even after these drops - market overvalued by 130% above average. All indicate recession.

Where can i find dow jones futures?

>>17795629
In your asshole

Consumer confidence is higher than ever. Our great President, Donald J. Trump, has taken immense steps to restore the economy and avert recession. The people believe that the government will keep them safe and that things will only get better from here. They know they have nothing to worry about.

We can expect 10% growth in valuations across the board this year, and an additional 10% each year for the forseeable future. Never have we been stronger. Never have we been more united.

Thank you President Trump.

Great, so China has shown us that you can contain the virus. So why am I still a fucking mother grizzly bear that just had her kids fucked with? Because look at these traffic numbers from China. Over one month after the quarantine started in Wuhan and traffic is still down 95% YoY. Do you think America can replicate that? Hell fucking no. And even if we did, do you think our economy could handle a > 1 month shut down? Maybe, but not at these valuations.

>>17794340
Actually, my wife has the Redfin (house-selling) app, and she said that today it has been dinging like crazy (lots of new houses coming on the market for sale). You know what happens when supply increases?

>>17795641
just bought 5 call orders for Kroger, hopefully gains are inbound

>>17795642
>China has shown us you can contain the virus

All the data is suspect. I'd trust a Harlem street whore over the CPC at this point.

>>17795641
10/10

>>17795629
you're connected to the internet you absolute fucking troglodyte

>>17795660
finviz doesnt look like it has them

>>17795640
>>17795660
sorry you guys are seething cuz you lost money and are non-human amerimutts :(

>>17795642
You're trusting the Chinese Communist Party's self-reported numbers?
They lied to us about the virus for 2 months before admitting it was even a big problem.

Do you work for the Chinese government?

should I invest during a recession?

>>17795641
Remind me on Monday when the artificial bubble bursts

>>17794265
Is this like the opposite of Trump Derangement Syndrome? He's doing a terrible job containing the response, and doing a good job is ironically just as bad for the economy. He can't win in this situation. I really, really urge you to not go into debt for a stupid bet.

>>17795651
Yeah, I should’ve mentioned that’s all assuming China’s data is not complete bullshit. Otherwise fuck stonks, buy guns.

>>17794410
>>17794449
What the op doesn't understand is that companies must forecast demand, and import products accordingly (I own my own company). THEY (AND I) ARE LITERALLY IMPORTING LESS STUFF THE LAST 6 MONTHS (AND ESPECIALLY NOW) FOR FEAR OF NOT HAVING BUYERS. So in some ways, through import figures and job openings figures, companies best forecast the future state of the economy. Also look at bond yields (demand). All forcast decreased growth in stock market /real economy. BUT. If there's someone who will yank the thing around (for better or worse [but mostly due to politics and dogma])...it'd be Trump. Trump may refuse to allow a recession on his term. Perhaps that's what all this stimulus is. Kicks the can down the road even more, at future expense [of tax payers].

WAKE ME UP

CANT WAKE UP

>>17794471
my brother has friends in thailand, and they said many areas are quarantined off, but not talked of in the media. What is "viral pneumonia"?

SAVE MEEEEE

>>17795673
I was ironic. If we have a green day on Monday it will be the most delusional break from reality ever recorded in stocks. People are panic buying and preparing to hunker down in their homes for quarantine and you're buying shit like $TSLA as if all revenues for the year aren't going to be wiped out.

>>17795667

Almost every major event will be banned for a minimum of one month in europe and america, also spreading to india and south america now. On top of that in most developed countries with cases we're seeing a complete shutdown with people staying home and only purchasing groceries. Not sure how you can be bullish short term.

So whats the verdict, we dumping hard monday morning?

>>17795642
>Seattle
Why, hello there :)

>>17795696
>>17795712
>>17795723
>not losing 99.99% on $25 3/13 Slack calls (yes, that was me)

Either way, just dollar cost average and buy more until we reach the real dip

>>17795667
>have evolved dramatically

Loving every laugh. That's code-word for "shit hit the fan and we got fucked sideways".

>>17795109
speaking of not oil related, solid state batteries will possibly be replacing the traditional combustion engine in all but areas without a reasonable way to recharge them
and I dont mean that as some scify over the horizon technology, these should be hiotting the markets in about 7 years, arround the same time honda and several other manufacurers plan on going all electric
https://youtu.be/g0nA8CfxBqA

>>17795746
You're in Seattle Mr. Scoops? 4 some raisin I thought you were in SF

>>17795696
>>17795712
>>17795723
Kek. My previous employer is down 40% for the month.
My own portfolio is finally seeing some recovery.
Looks like it just took 1 green day to BTFO all the fucking bears.

>>17795741
Look at what's happening in grocery stores. People are rushing towards the basics. That's the signal of low consumer confidence. That's the signal of people bunkering down in their homes for weeks. That's the signal of a recession.

If we have green on Monday it means Wall Street has completely seceded from reality.

>>17795741
Verdict is no one here has a crystal ball

>>17795645
Booya

>>17795760
Kek, no, AMZN is HQd in Seattle. Same with microshaft.
It's Google, Netflix, Apple, Faceberg, Uber, WeWork, and all the other cancerous unprofitable unicorns over in SF.

>>17795767
On the one hand, my last trip to the store before total lockdown today was apocalyptic, every shelf empty or in disarray, crying child with no parents sitting by the exit, closed early and I had to leave.
On the other hand markets have been totally dissociated from reality for arguably decades

>>17795645
they've been building A LOT of houses in my area that start in the low 500,000s... idk who the fuck is buying them... fucking strange shit going on...

>>17795758
the guy that got me into stocks move on and eventually got me into crypto around 2016.. in 2017 told him i was looking at oil and he said he doesn't have hope for oil in the future.. he has been right about a lot of things in the long run.. guy is like 5 years younger than me.. super nerd.. super cool... but yeah.. he told me about 2-3 years ago that he thinks oil is toast... i tend to agree..

>>17795763
>>17795747
thanks bro's I am sure I will recover in Q2

>>17795191
au contrar
>>17795147
;)

>>17795767
>Wall Street has completely seceded from reality
It never was to begin with. The Fed can just pump this through corona virus period and continue doing that shit until a liquidity crises takes over. That will actually really be far worse than being cooped up in a house for the rest of the year.

>>17795785
Stay safe my nigga, you can't skeev on emaciated brooklynite egirls if your lungs are full of fluid
>>17795791
been seeing tons of new shitty mcmansions being built in rural Utah going for 400+, wild. My parents just picked up a huge tract of land where they're gonna build the house they'll retire in, concerning.

Oh boy do I sure love dicks.
There sure is no better taste in the whole world than another grown-ass man's dick.

As soon as I'm done sucking this big ol' dick I've got crammed in my mouth, I think I'm going to go buy some LCI.

>>17795789
and to think I quit my dead end job just 5 days ago at a grocery store over my boss telling me to come in after my mother nearly had a stroke

>>17795776
I do.
Another red day on Monday, Dow down 7%

>>17795791
Sales were starting to plateau in various areas before the pandemic. Houses may be on the list, but I'm not so sure. People have done similarly in my area as well. Seems like builders got too cocky.

>>17795816
Ugh gross.

>>17795814
>skeev on emaciated brooklynite egirls
I need to get out more.
NYC is a spot I'm considering for my next hop in life. I might gun it for the Google NYC office, so that my life will be chill enough to prey on a fuck load of thots.

>>17795814
hopefully it all pops and i can pick up some cheap houses.. I'm currently trying to develop some land with a veteran developer and he wants to go with small houses which i think is perfect but everyone wants so much for their fucking land it's unreal...

>>17795829
same here.. my mom and sister are both real estate agents and they've been talking about how people in their offices have been noticing a plateau.. this was before the pandemic... they're all waiting for tax season

>>17795829
Can confirm, my moron brother is starting a construction company and he spent most of his highschool years doing heroin and whippets
we have almost reached the top in real estate.

Fun week comfy weekend. Who else has to work from /home/ next week?

>>17795816
not my fault you threw 100% of your portfolio in one stock... if that contract would have been renewed it would've fucking mooned....... according to your recent postings about your portfolio you still haven't learned shit about risk managment.......................

>>17795844
>working
>leaving home
>only next week

>>17795667
shorts. And btw, Brazile and at least a few European countries are battling or on the brink of recession as well. And China..how do you think they are doing?...see their last PMI?? World-wide mother-fuckin recession incoming. What the fed is doing lately I can think will be only 2 things: prevent total panic on wallstreet by slowing the stocks fall, and creating massive inflation which further gives to the rich and takes from the poor. (rich use stocks, which will rebound faster and higher than ever, should we actually go below the 100% average of market cap to gdp "buffet indicator".

for anyone looking for a solid-state battery company to buy stock in, solid power's apparently already been backed by BMW, Hyundai and Ford

>>17795847
>according to your recent postings about your portfolio you still haven't learned shit about risk managment.......................
It's true.
I'm primarily having fun with your tripcode tho simply because THE FUCKING PASSWORD IS BUYLCI KEKEKEKEKEKEK
That shit's classic, dude!

>>17795629
Market watch fag

>>17795812
liquidity crises won't occur if fed keeps pumping. some weird stag-inflation crises will. Massive unemployment and massive inflation.

>>17795642
What are you talking about you dumbass. Have you left your house at all? There is barely anyone going out. I'm sorry but if you are really going to argue that China is going to handle this better than us then you are literally pants on head retarded. I'm actually amazed to see the combined response from the private sector to try it's best to fix the situation.

>>17795789
You’re in lockdown?
Huh. Well look at that. Looks like schools are closing but still proving lunched to kids who want to go pick them up.

What did you stock up on?

>>17795875
lol.. i did that on purpose cause i knew someone would figure it out...

sorry about the trade.. atleast you got a good job to make up some losses... i knew you would get it (the job)

>>17795866
ticker?

>>17795835
i can't find the fucking original image without the retarded twitter text

Didnt everyone feel safer seeing all the CEOs during the national emergency? That should have been enough to save the market and make people confident in our country.

>>17795879
No the banks still have to play hot potato with all this toxic debt building up. When the fed inevitably stops this shit.

>>17795888
I don't care about getting burnt by LCI. I only lost 10k there. I've down 20k over the past month.

A few months back, I saw there was some kinda shit I received in the mail about a class action lawsuit against LCI. Did you get involved in that shit and get any money from it?

>>17795897
they are pre-ipo currently

>>17794227
>he wants to eat the restaurant

>>17795879
>Massive unemployment and massive inflation.

All so the Jews at the top can make out with their geld.

>>17795901
>When the Fed inevitably stops this shit.

I hope. Thank God for separation of powers. Otherwise Trump would be stepping in to 'lower the rates' himself.

>>17795931
Yeah thank God the Fed is a private entity and has to kiss us before it fucks us.

>>17795900
>all the CEOs nervously giving a thirty-second paragraph and rapidly leaving b/c Trump has the sniffles
>Pence and CDC director giving a 'what the fuck' look as sniffling Trump shakes the hands of each and every CEO

>>17795915
na.. i usually ignore all my mail.. usually on those lawsuits its if you lost 100k or more... imo it was just a scare tactic and someone just really wants people out of that stock.. but they keep coming out with good news

why haven't you been buying puts into this coronavirus situation?

>>17795888
I'm mainly just busting your balls for the same reason OP posted a pic of baggie's gf

I still feel like such a dumbass for all the signs I missed.

It does not make me feel much better that most other people were caught off guard, this was record setting in how fast it occurred, and that I had 25% cash.

I’d felt like a dumbass all year for trimming my index funds in like March of last year. Well we blew right through that now.

>>17795948
He always sniffs, you mongrel.

>>17795917
well fuck.. let us know when it does ipo.... did they atleast file an s1 yet?

>>17795886
China will handle it better because their centralized govermt allows mass mobilization of the economy to neccesary sectors. This is not somet that a Capitalistic democracy is capable of

>>17795948
its this kinda shit that make people think hes playing some kind of accelerationist 4d chess. guys just genuinely incompetent

>>17795948
Who cares? Those dickheads have so much money they can get help. They can afford to bluff the market. The ones who will die will be the weak, the stupid, and the poor.

That was pretty amusing.
All that stuff is so hard to avoid though it’s just second nature.

If all of them get sick and trump says he still doesn’t have the virus or isn’t getting tested yet...

Coronavirus-Infected Trump vs. Senile Joe Biden

Which one will die first? Which one will experience a total mental collapse the soonest? Who knows! You'll find out on the next episode of our comedy show The 2020 Election.

>>17795957
easy targets aye? i see how you operate..

>>17795973
Right.

Instead China will cover up the virus for two months in the first place and fly infected citizens all over the world to fuck the world economy.

Truly... this is the power... of the Communist Party.

>>17795973
Omfg have you ever been to mainland China? You have zero clue how bad this is for them. They literally have giant masses where they burn bodies that can be seen by satellite. Please, you have no clue how incompetent their gov is.

>>17795970
back in 2015, yes

>>17795995
>>17796005
they absolutely did not plan it, but they sure as hell are taking advantage of the situation

>>17795995
Hey man, I am just saying: Authoritarian Capitalism has it's benefits. China built a multibillion Dollar hospital specifically for covid-19 in a few weeks

>>17795995
The UN should sue china for crimes against humanity.
at least italy should

>>17796013
jesus christ... i once was invested in a company pre ipo that took a little over a year after it's s1 to finally start trading and then when it did some assholes took control of the stock.. pumped and dumped it and got a caveat emptor.. my investment in that company went to shit because of some faggot fucks that nobody in the fucking company even fucking knew

>>17795995
>all over the world to fuck the world economy.

If they got massive short positions on every Western exchange in anticipation of the crash, that would be the ultimate power play.

>>17796005
Lololol, ok. And the DPRK is democratic.

>>17796033
There is literally nothing to take advantage of you buffoon. This is sheer incompetence is going to cost them a lot of future business. Chinese citizens around the world are getting attacked because their country is at fault for this. They really fucking dropped the ball here.

>>17796034
Their Authoritarianism literally caused a global pandemic because they arrested anyone who actually tried to warn people about the virus's true capability.

>>17796065
No what caused the global pandemic where their shitty unregulated street markets where they openly cut and harvest meat products with no sterilization what so ever.

Yfw it was Capitalism that caused the pandemic. Hoes mad.

>>17795985
>Share a microphone
Lock him up for war crimes

>>17796055
They made a few hundred billion from their US treasury bonds they own
https://www.investopedia.com/articles/investing/040115/reasons-why-china-buys-us-treasury-bonds.asp

>>17795970
correction, they applied for the trademark in 2015, im not finding an s1 on here.
https://sec.report/CIK/0001728480

>>17796060
Hue-hue-hue good one retard, nothing I said is wrong. They literally had factories running with no one working, that is a waste of money to save face on behalf of the government. At least book a flight and go there, see for yourself the stupidity that goes on there. I'm sure tickets will be cheap, but a first class ticket while you are at it bitch.

>>17796097
Proofs?

>>17796092
unless im just being terribly blind like I usually am

>>17796092
it might materialize into something eventually.. good find...

>>17796086
imagine coming to 4channel.org and logging into your account just to strawman and shitpost in defense of an obese 70 year old man.

Thank you for your service.

>>17796097
>>17796065
>>17795886

Some dude was stabbed in Atlanta in the middle of a Sam's Club panic run.

>>17796065
>>17796083
It could’ve come from a fucking chicken nugget.

But their culture of coverup and saving face let to it becoming uncontainable. And once they saw it would leave them vulnerable to their rivals, they made sure to throw everyone else into chaos as well by exporting the virus.

If your house is on fire, it’s easy for your enemy to take advantage of the chaos. If everyone’s houses are on fire, well then it’s not such a problem. You had one of the shittier houses on the block anyhow.

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>>17796159
procreate

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>>17796185
...link?

>>17796098
Omfg why do you ass hats have opinions about China without having been there or at least talking to a few main land Chinese??? They are pretty friendly people you know and it's hard to find any bad news about China because their government does an insanely good job suppressing it but they are pretty open one to one about their opinion on things. I promise you won't see shit like this in America.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=19&v=Zp3jH6iYrnw&feature=emb_title
These people are screaming in protest here, the Chinese are very theatrical people. Very child like.

I can't believe retards here think the incompetent Chinese Communist Party is playing 4D Chess here. This is how know to step away from this stupid place every once and a while, Jesus.

>>17794701
It's ok baggie i lik u. I have a folder just for your guys fun times

>>17796193
https://apnews.com/ce014d94b64e98b7203b873e56f80e9a

>>17796161
Some dude gets stabbed in Atlanta everyday. Let's be real, stop playin

>>17796195
Lmao, I never said it wasn't bad. I simply asked for proof of the hysterical bullshit you are peddling. If you don't think it can't happen here you are out of your mind. People are stock piling ammunition right now. If shit hits the fan in America it will be like mad Max on steroids. But thanks for proving you are just full of shit. Baka.

>>17796376
Like literally ask any Chinese what they think their government is doing really back home. The irony is you are peddling some kind of nonsense they are going to handle this better than us when you don't have a clue what life is like there.

>>17796376
There are so many videos of people dropping like flies and doctors there leaking information that the government is forcing them to stay quiet being posted by Chinese people who can. You are fucking nuts man to say this will be handled well by them.

>>17796209
This folder looks fun, can you dump it somewhere?