/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17788204
Never

>>17788204
imagine getting bullied and beaten by them
imagine they tell you to get naked so they can laugh at your little penis then kick you in the balls once each
afterwards they get you hard and you have to fuck all 5 of them while one of them slowly tightens a rope around your neck and you have to cum before she chokes you unconscious

>>17788204
No.

>>17788402
>this will never happen to me
why am i alive???????

>>17788402
lucky i coom in 20 seconds, eh

>>17788402
I don't have to imagine, because I have paid asian dominatrix pairs to do almost exactly that to me, except with less beating and more ball toture. Erotic asphyxiation is way better when you are tied up and someone else is doing it to you. Pissed blood for a week. Was worth every penny.

I don't trust it. At the best of times the business culture is corrupt and the government doesn't give a fug about some laowai investor. Right now you have the US-China relationship fraying.

Better to put it in South Korea where at least if you're stock goes down it's because of some complete rabbit-hole cult conspiracy or whatever other insanity is going on.

>>17788402
No no no. They bully you then realize you have a big dick, at which point they enslave you and keep you hidden in a closet where you're tied up and only live to serve them by pleasing them with your big foreigner dick.

>>17788402
>go to gym next to hospital
>when I work 3-11 I go at lunchtime
>bunch of Asian nurses crowd into the sauna
>they jokingly make bitchy remarks while invading my personal space almost always putting their hands on my thigh or rubbing the inside of their legs on my face when they sit on the top shelf

Corona wiped that out though

>>17788723
But I have a small penis.

>>17788204
watch the china hussle and then come back with your own answer

is there anything hotter than a fit asian with a nice pair of tits?

You can buy these $BABA puts I'm selling. ;)

>>17788204
tencent. look into it

>>17788204
I'm not really into asians but they are all so fucking hot.
>they will never corner you and touch you "against" your will and gently femdom you
>they will never pin you against a wall while one sucks your dick

>>17788402
I NEEEEEEDDD COOOOOOOMMMMM IN YEEELLLLOOOOWWW AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

>>17788402
>they can laugh at your little penis
I have an above average penis though

>>17788402
That would be crazy haha

>>17788204
chinks have stonks?? i thought they were crommunist

>>17790806
I'm sure there is enough other material to laugh at

>>17790969
I'm /fit/, have a nice dick, nice round ass both faggots and girls would probably like to squeeze. I know how to code, animate in 3d and 2d, 3d modeling, sound and video production and into crypto. Fuck you nigger.

>>17791035
and yet you are here on a friday night.
gg

>>17791105
It's corona time and everything stopped happening. I'm introverted mostly (not socially autistic like you though) and I fucking hate most people because /pol/ and I tend to push people away for certain reasons so I end up alone and I just don't don't drink or smoke or party because it's stupid mostly so there's that.

>>17791146
lmao

>>17788204
No. There will be a reckoning here. Mark my words. The remaining pro-gook lobby groups in Washington are being run out of town. They were the only brakes on unleashing the full power of Lighthizer and Navarro on these bug people. The pain is coming.

1) kicking China out of WTO
2) kicking China off SWIFT system ( this will hurt)
3) delisting of Chinese entities on stock exchanges unless they open their books
4) tarriff bukake on any remaining Chinese industry after this
5) US nuclear arms Defense treaties with Japan, Taiwan. Philippines and Vietnam
6) heavy restrictions on foreign visa students for American universities. Why educate our enemies ?
7) sponsor seperatist movements in Tibet, UIGHAR lands
8) sponsor Chinese racism awareness officially
9) entertain the Dalai Lama weekly at White house


And that's just a fucking start. We didn't start this shit, but we're going to finish it.

>>17789909
That's what your imagination is for.

>>17791035
JavaScript, html and php aren't real code.

>>17788204
Ugly ass fish faced hoes, they probably kick puppies for fun. TAIIIWAAAAN NUMBAAA HHHHUAAAANNNN

>>17792082
>projecting

>>17792127
You keep using that word.

>>17792109

We all know you'll take whatever pussy you can get, virgin

>>17791146
WOW YOU ARE SO COOL AND AWESOME! XD

>>17792148
ching chong bing bong ping pong ding dong one bowl of bat soup please xiao nihao nao

>>17792165
This but unironically.

>>17792165
projecting once again, i never said i was and i wasn't trying to imply it either, keep seething while I work on improving myself
you type of rhetoric is often used by pathetic projecting fags

>>17791035
same, except i'm better than you at everything you mentioned

>>17792459
no im that x infinity +1

>>17792472
Um, hello, based department!

>>17788204
>not one of them will ever laugh at your small penis

>>17791146
>I'm introverted mostly
Sir that's some Epic Bacon right ther my Narwhal (hehe in an in side joke for us reddit users if you didn't know lol)

I can see why there's a billion of them

>>17788204

Oh nice, my mail order breeding harem has arrived. They look wonderfully trained, and ready to start right away

>>17788475

What happened to you in life to make you so mentally defective that you would get off from this?

>>17788402
I'm sure they would find my 15cm micropenis hilarious but it doesn't turn me on to think that.

>>17795088
why didn't Epstein go for this instead of retarded plan to bribe Mexican women to have his kids?

>>17795248
drank his own koolaid

>>17788204
No, china has capital control laws which may make it difficult to get your money itself out of china (i.e. you may do so via dividends but I'm not sure if you could get your actual capital investment out in the form of money, but you can definitely get it out in the form of Chinese goods).

>>17788204
ARPA.

>>17790841
Yes. Trading is very popular in China. Way more than it is in the states.

>>17788402
based
a man can only dream

NO
APPARENTLY THE CHINKS STOCK CONSIST OF BATS

BATS!!!!

>>17788402
I want them to fight over who gets to suck my 8.5" peepee

>>17788402
My business is coooooming and business is good

>>17795379
UMA