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why do you want to look like prehistoric monkey

Be a profuct of Generations upon generations of suffering

>>17790252
no degeneracy. see his lifestyle

>>17790303
Because I would look 10 years younger with that hairline

>>17790252
Is his hearing fucked with ears like that? They're basically closed up.

>why do you want to look like prehistoric monkey

>>17790252
hair transplant

>>17790252
they planning the fight in an empty stadium. like pride, you’d hear the fighters and corners

>>17790358

>>17790252
you need to get ears like that as well, it comes as a package

>>17790354
He can hear fine. That’s just cauliflower ear. Most wrestlers and MMA fighters have it from grappling damage mostly. Occasionally they rupture if targeted by a strike or damaged from headlocks/chokes.
check this vid at 2:47 if it’s not stamped already If you want to see a rupture in action
> https://youtu.be/xI-jsA8HdAk

To answer OP, that hairline is all genetics. Closest thing you can do is get a hair tattoo and have them draw and tattoo your new hairline much lower. Will look like shit though most likely. Pic related Called scalp micropigmentation

>>17790653
what a retard, the after pic on the left still has receding hairline lol

>>17790727
This after picture is on the right you moron

>>17790745
Nothing changed..

>>17790811
He has literally nothing on the top of his head in first pic..

Nofap, cardio, sauna , no shampoo.

These things won't lower it a whole lot, but you will experience a good amount of growth. Plus you'll just look good in general.

>>17790899
What do I use to clean my hair instead of shampoo? Don’t say just water.

>>17790727
It’s micropigmentation. Like a tattoo. Of course he’s still bald but this procedure fills it in. You have to touch it up every few years and keep your head buzzed forever or people will notice. It’s also pretty obvious when you’re close to someone. I’ve known a few people that got it done and it passes if you’re not paying attention to it. You’ll still have shiny ass scalp from sebum and shit since you’re still producing it because you’re balding.

>>17790981
Apple cider vinegar WITH Mother is godlike. Really leaves your hair soft and cleanses all that nasty shit off your scalp. The key to better hair is having a healthy scalp.

>>17790981
Just water, it'll be nasty at first , but after like 2 months your hair will be soft as fuck and super malleable . Preferably use cold water. Ignore the apple cider shills.

>>17791092
>Apple cider vinegar with mother
I’ll look into this, thanks. I had a bad scalp recently after I started smoking e-cigs. After 2 months I got intense flaking all over, and some grey hairs on the side . After 4 months I started losing hair on the front corner. Once it dawned upon me that it must’ve all been from the e-cigs I quit cold turkey. That was like 3 weeks ago, hoping my hair that I lost can come back .

>>17790252
by never tasting defeat

>>17791122
Yeah, good luck ridding your scalp of sebum, dandruff, and other shit with cold water. Do your research.

>>17790358
who is that. fuck i thought i was looking at myself there for a second.
its not me but the features of the face are so so similar

>>17791267
>after I started smoking e-cigs
Nah, you got old enough to by e-cigs, which was enough to trigger the genetic balding.

Gotta be a Muslim Bear from the mountains that mauls people for a living

>>17791267
If your hair fall was caused by the e-cigs or anything else outside of the realm of scalp conditions, chemo, prescription drugs, male pattern baldness or anything else, then your hair should grow back.

Apple cider vinegar will do wonders with the flakes in no time. Google for 5 mins if you're doubtful. Plenty of info and success stories out there with hair and scalp conditions with apple cider vinegar. Make sure you get it with the mother though.

>>17791005
>a tattoo
This is so fucking desperate. Just shave it. Fuck denial.

>>17791342
Phone posting...meant to say your hair should grow back from pretty much anything long as you cut that source out and its not from male pattern baldness or another genetic/medical issue.

>>17791267
>he didn't know smoking accelerates grey hairs and balding
do your research before starting a new drug habit next time, kiddo

>>17791292
But I've done it and it removed all of those problems, also you don't have to use freezing water either, and just be really rough with it when you clean it. Putting anything in your hair except water isn't natural . I also recommend using an organic olive oil soap for the body and a quality cologne.

>>17791389
i have a hairline exactly like the OPs pic and ive smoked for 20 years. and I have a lot of sex.

>>17791402
>organic olive oil soap for the body and a quality cologne.
Agreed with both of those. Cold water just didn't do much for me, but everyone is different. My hair seemed to like it but it wasnt doing anything for my scalp, especially over a few weeks.

>>17790252
>HE WRESTLES BEARS

>>17790899
This unironically works. I have a james woods hairline and it brought the shit back

>>17791480
cool but that anecdote doesn't disqualify the mountains of evidence which suggest smoking does accelerate greying and hair loss

>>17790605
Can't you drain that shit before the fight? WTF?