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Late edition. Livestream on news conference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg

Popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html (embed)

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/ (embed)
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

old: >>17781423

>> No.17782247

How sick will Trump look?

>> No.17782256

Sell off when? Who would hold anything but shorts over the weekend?

>> No.17782300

So we have just spent an entire thread waiting for Trump?

>> No.17782303
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Based trump being late enough for me to do a couple shots before he tanks this economy

>> No.17782326
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17782326

>STILL LATE
STILL LATE
>STILL LATE
STILL LATE
>STILL LATE
STILL LATE
>STILL LATE
STILL LATE

>> No.17782330

He's fucking dying isnt he

>> No.17782361

half an hour delay wtf is thisssss

>> No.17782364

FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK ROBINHOOD
FUCK MARTIAL LAW

>> No.17782383

>people checking their watches waiting for him before the white house and looking concerned
dude

>> No.17782388

HERE HE IS

>> No.17782412
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17782412

/biz/... I don't feel so good

>> No.17782440
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>>17782412
HE'S GOT THE COOF! QUARATINE HIM!

>> No.17782447
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>>17782324
THIS IS THE ONLY WARNING I'LL GIVE YOU
THERE IS NO ROOM FOR HOPE LEFT NOW
>>17782324

>> No.17782493

WHY THE FUCK IS THE MARKET GOING UP RIGHT NOW WTF IS GOING ON?!?!?!

>> No.17782522
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>delaying your speech so the markets close before another dump

>> No.17782553
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17782553

he is def waiting to give speech cause he knows the market will tank.

>> No.17782573

>alledgedly

>> No.17782576

It's now obvious he's waiting for the markets to close

>> No.17782584

why is the thread so slow? i'm scurr

>> No.17782591

no way to start trading rn ´;д;`?

>> No.17782604

TIME FOR THE PUMP BOYS

GET READY

>> No.17782610

Somebody put out some golem bait let's get the Cheeto on stage already holy fuck

>> No.17782613

>>17782493
when the fed buys EVERYTHING it tends to do that for a bit.

>> No.17782618

>>17782584
Probably several threads like always because people are retarded

>> No.17782623
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17782623

OH FUCK HERE HE COMES

>> No.17782624

>>17782573
lol yeah I'm watching it on NBC youtube stream as well

>> No.17782629

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

>> No.17782644

He's out of breath. Jesus.

>> No.17782648

HES SICK

>> No.17782671

Oh. My. God. He's a dead man walking.

>> No.17782678

they all look sad

>> No.17782686

It actually sounds like he is trying not to cough.

>> No.17782690

he actually does seem out of it....could trump be pozzed?

>> No.17782702

RED RED RED RED RED

>> No.17782732

>>17782202
We're fucked.

>> No.17782749

LOL I already made $100 on my shorts since HE WALKED out! It's been like 2 minutes!

>> No.17782762

what the fuck why does he look so sad what the fuck

>> No.17782782

NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>> No.17782787

DUMP

>> No.17782792

NATIONAL EMERGENCY!!

>> No.17782808

NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>> No.17782812

DOMP EET

>> No.17782835

>>17782447
I TOLD YOU YOU ONLY HAD MINUTES TO SELL
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

>> No.17782837

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

>> No.17782846

>NATIONAL EMERGENCY
NATIONAL EMERGENCY
>NATIONAL EMERGENCY
NATIONAL EMERGENCY
>NATIONAL EMERGENCY
NATIONAL EMERGENCY
>NATIONAL EMERGENCY
NATIONAL EMERGENCY
>NATIONAL EMERGENCY
NATIONAL EMERGENCY

>> No.17782856
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17782856

HOLY FUCK THIS DUMP. jesus just stop fucking talking.

>> No.17782858

TRUMP HAS CORONA YOU CAN HEAR THE CONGESTION AND SNIFFLES
SHORT EVERYTHING ITS OVER GOGOGOGOGOG

>> No.17782865

holy shit this is so fucking bullish for BTC LONG IT NOW

>> No.17782868
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17782868

>P-p-priced in!!!!

>> No.17782884
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>Trump declares national emergency
>AMD dumps 24k+ stocks
Fuck off.

>> No.17782885
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17782885

JUST
U
S
T

>> No.17782895

Is GUSH dead? I've got $500 to spare.

>> No.17782901
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17782901

Fell 120 points in a single tick

>> No.17782900

Jesus someone get Trump a coffee

>> No.17782902
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wtf why does he sound so stuffy and gummy

>> No.17782904
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>> No.17782909

STOP DROPPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17782913

Goddamn he is fucking drained
It's bad folks

>> No.17782914

SELL EVERYTHING NOW

IS OVER IS LITERALLY OVER DRUMPF DESTROYED THE COUNTRY IN ONE TERM

>> No.17782938

Retards here didn't know buy the rumor and sell the news

>> No.17782940

Kek he sounds retarted, Xanax or corona lungs?

>> No.17782949

NATIONAL EMERGENCY AAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
ITS OVER

>> No.17782955

DAY WILL END GREEN
DAY WILL END GREEN
GREEN
GREEN
GREEN
JUST BELIEVE

>> No.17782965

>waiving requirements so doctors can work between states
>implying that entire populations of doctors will have to relocate to serve effected areas
WE DEAD NIGGAS

>> No.17782968

HOW THE FUCK IS IT BEING PUMPED RIGHT NOW

>> No.17782998
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17782998

MOMMY

>> No.17783002

This market is so stupid

>> No.17783007

WHO IS PUMPING?!?!?!?!?/

BOGDANOFF HERE

>> No.17783022

PRIVATE SECTOR PARTNERSHIP

I TOLD YOU TO BUY AYTU FUCKERS

>> No.17783025

>>17782968
HOLD YOUR PUTS

>> No.17783031
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17783031

POMP EEET

>> No.17783032

>>17782965
That's not the implication fag, don't take the test unless you really have to!!

>> No.17783034

>>17782949
Yet the markets green

>> No.17783035

GOD EMPEROR

>> No.17783049

Its moved down 120 in a second then up 105 in a second not long after

>> No.17783061

>declare national emergency
>immediate bounce
HOLY FUCK
CAN'T STUMP

>> No.17783066

PUMP GOOG

>> No.17783071

>>17783025

I imagine they did one of their 500billion dollar injections right as he started.

>> No.17783073

>>17782955
only cause it was pumped to hell and back PM

it'll end a measly 1% up

>> No.17783079

GEOTUS

STRONG LEADERSHIP

RECOVERY STARTS NOW

>> No.17783080

>national emergency
>2 very big words
is this nigga serious lmao

>> No.17783081

>>17783049
That was me. Sorry.

>> No.17783088

Why is it not dumping WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.17783089

G O O G L E

>> No.17783098
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17783098

what the fuck is he talking about

>> No.17783112

>>17782965
Holy fuck he wants drive through testing stations, nevermind

>> No.17783119

They waited until the end of the day to hold the speech so they could time the Fed pumping it with it. Just so that it looks like its going up because he is reassuring the people and confidence is returning. They didn't want to give the market a chance to dump.

What fucking kikes.

>> No.17783132

LoL Its a South Korean type response. Bears are fucked LMAO

>> No.17783134

>>17783035
>GOD EMPEROR
This was never not cringe.

>> No.17783142

>Unlike websites of the past
Based swipe at the Obamacare website

>> No.17783149

Drive Through Swabbings Announced!

>> No.17783154

BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS

>> No.17783168

>>17782202
Trump sounds sick were all fucked sell sell sell

>> No.17783170

>>17783098
very much big importantly uhhh obesite google website very test

>> No.17783171

>NOOOOOO THE ECONOMY IS SUPPOSED TO CRUMBLE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN GET RICH

>> No.17783174

>>17783119
This
Monday will be biblical.

>> No.17783176
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17783176

Did he just take a shit towards Obamacare in the middle of a declaration of national emergency?

>> No.17783185

NO CONCRETE ACTIONS!?;?

>> No.17783186

Holy shit, does your president always talk like that?

>> No.17783187

>>17783071
It only lasted for 30 minutes last time lmao, hold puts over the weekend

>> No.17783190
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17783190

>these market swings

>> No.17783201

RHHBY

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17783202

>>17782202
That fucker is stalling for NASDAQ close.

>> No.17783206

ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A PUMP GET OUT NOW

>> No.17783215

"Its just the flu stop freaking out" - orange man

>> No.17783217

COUGH PLEASE

>> No.17783220

>>17783171
>this is a legitimate surge
shut the fuck up whore

>> No.17783223

She sounds jewish.

>> No.17783234

NOOOOOOO NOT MY SQQQRINOS, WHY IS THE MARKET NOT DUMPING, NOOOOO

>> No.17783239

HE SOLD?

>> No.17783248

PUT OPTIONS
U
T

O
P
T
I
O
N
S

>> No.17783254

>Trump talks
Pump
>Women talks
Dump

What did the jews mean by this?

>> No.17783256

ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW
>ITS A DUMP GET OUT NOW

>> No.17783257

>>17783186
No, he's exhausted. Probably hasn't slept much lately, what with the massive crisis.

>> No.17783259

WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING

>> No.17783260

>>17783154
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS
BASED TRUMP
>KILLER OF BEARS

>> No.17783265

STOP
PUMPING

>> No.17783268
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17783268

LOL ALL HE HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH AND THE STOCK MARKET SHITS ALL OVER ITSELF WHAT A WASTE OF 2 TRILLION DOLLARS

>> No.17783275

Haha she just said "...put options".

>> No.17783281

>>17783171
This but unironically

>> No.17783286

>>17783223
Birx is a Nordic surname

>> No.17783292

>>17783223
I noticed also.

>> No.17783296
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17783296

>a
>fucking
>website

>> No.17783299
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17783299

>> No.17783302

>>17783248
This

>> No.17783305

>>17783268
Are you even watching the market right now you fucking idiot?

>> No.17783307
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17783307

I don't watch much trump, is he always like this?

>> No.17783313
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17783313

BEARS FUCKED FOREVER

>> No.17783314

Sex with Corona-chan!

>> No.17783325

>>17783259
Because its an actual good response. It outlines a solid mobilization effort

>> No.17783334
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17783334

BUUULLLSSHHIITTTT

went to sell my calls with a bid whack and bid dropped out and now bids are back up.. WTF!!!!?!??!?!? MY FUCKING GAINS!!!

>> No.17783335

>>17783268
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30
there you go you blind fuck. fed pumping to stop a collapse

>> No.17783337

>>17783296
all in on $GOOG calls

>> No.17783338

GOOGLE IS SAVING US
>GOOGLE IS SAVING US
GOOGLE IS SAVING US
>GOOGLE IS SAVING US
GOOGLE IS SAVING US
>GOOGLE IS SAVING US
GOOGLE IS SAVING US
>GOOGLE IS SAVING US

>> No.17783346

Bros google actually uses google sheets?

>> No.17783356

>a fucking website

>> No.17783359

>>17783307
No, he seems kinda... tired. He might be sick.

>> No.17783363

>>17783325

won't matter when 10s of thousands of americans get it and states become locked down.

>> No.17783364

>>17783286
>Nordic
Is that some kind of jew?

>> No.17783374

Tiny Jew Deployed.

>> No.17783377

wtf bros you told me the market would go red

>> No.17783378

>wow nice chart they really thought it out

>> No.17783382

>>17783356
THOUSANDS OF GOOGLE ENGINEERS

>> No.17783386
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17783386

My puts !

>> No.17783388

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES MORE GREEN
MORE GREEN
MOOOOORE

>> No.17783390

Who the hell let the manlet on the tv

>> No.17783391

>>17783220
says the one who will working the corner next week.

>> No.17783392

This is good shit. US will wipe this out fast.

>> No.17783398

PULL YHE MIKE DOWN FOR THE JEW

>> No.17783402

>>17783325
>It fell when trump was speaking

>> No.17783409
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17783409

https://seekingalpha.com/pr/17808270-research-frontiers-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2019-financial-results

ACCUMULATE

REFR

CHEAPIESSS

>> No.17783411

Dr. Manlet is the most untrustworthy sounding person I've ever seen.

>> No.17783410
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17783410

Bears BTFO. This was a great conference. Strap up boys, the moon mission is go.

>> No.17783412

OH SHIT TONY IN THE HOUSE

>> No.17783416

Should have sold SQQQ at $31
goddamnit

>> No.17783420

I know that it's the correct option but there's just something funny about drive through testing for americans.

>> No.17783433

>>17783391
that's you, whore

>> No.17783438
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17783438

ALL IN IN GOOGL

>> No.17783440

>>17783386
OH NONONONONONON MY PUTTERINOOSSSSSSS

>> No.17783445

the drive-by swabbing is very effective but I don't know if it can be applied efficiently in a country that big

>> No.17783446

>>17783363
its priced in you fuck. You think the market hasn't listened to all the health experts about lock downs and infection rates

>> No.17783449

>>17783386
When do they expire?

>> No.17783450

GOOGLE IS GOING TO SAVE US HOLY FUCK

>> No.17783452

OHNONONO THEY'RE UNLEASHING THE MANLET

>> No.17783454

SMALL MOUND

>> No.17783458

>>17783363
This, its too late to stop the spread, one week when its 300,000 confirmed and everything is locked down its new lows. Good thing i bough calls dated out 6mos

>> No.17783463

BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION
BEARPOCALYPSE
>URSINE ANNIHILATION

>> No.17783465
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>>17783386
My poor puts !!

>> No.17783468

>>17783412
GABAGOOL?! OVA HEREE!

>> No.17783475

WALMART
WALMART
WALMART

>> No.17783478

>>17783411
fauci is smart af

>> No.17783481

DRIVE THROUGH CORONAVIRUS TESTING
AT
WAL
MART

>> No.17783482
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aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17783490

>THE LEADER OF WALMART IS PART OF WHITE HOUSE STAFF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>> No.17783491

>>17783382
I'm pretty sure the website he mentioned can be created by half an engineer, not 1700 lmao
That's what Google is charging the US

>> No.17783494
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17783494

WALMART PARKING LOTS

>> No.17783495

>>17783410
Kek, it will drop hard after 3-5 days, when there would be thousands of positives

>> No.17783498

>>17783325
Retard spotted.

>> No.17783505

what the fuck is this corporate dicksucking carousel

>> No.17783517

Welcome to Swabmart, you are positive for Covid-19!

>> No.17783518
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17783518

>WALMART

>> No.17783526

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>> No.17783530

>>17783449
June

>> No.17783533

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP FUCKING PUMPING

>> No.17783539

>>17783495
This lel bulls cannot escape

>> No.17783541

TRUMP SAVED THE MARKET

>> No.17783542

hahaha bears BTFO

but seriously can this end yet i need to beat off

>> No.17783553

Absolute bloody massacre confirmed Monday

>> No.17783555

Wtf this is a clown world, national emergency called and namedropping corporations

>> No.17783570

>>17783505
Standard American behaviour

>> No.17783571

Did he just bark at the Target CEO? LMAO

>> No.17783572

GOOGLE OUTSMARTED THE VIRUS

>> No.17783575

BOOMER SHOW HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17783576
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17783576

it's seriously pumping over a google website and walmart fucking parking lots

>> No.17783577

>>17783505
Have you MET America?

>> No.17783580

>>17783505
Keeping those stock numbers up, senpai.

>> No.17783587

PUT KIM OF INO ON THE MIC NOW

>> No.17783589

FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>> No.17783590

TJ Maxx SNUBBED

>> No.17783592
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17783592

OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17783593

WHY IS IT PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17783597

>>17783530
Just hold dude, they’ll be in the money by Monday

>> No.17783608

>stocks mooning for no reason

monday's dump will be biblical.

>> No.17783610
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17783610

> a website
>a flowchart
>a fucking parking lot

>> No.17783611
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17783611

>>17783495
Time to prep the bull bear, men are busy with our moon mission.

>> No.17783620

Basically:
>WE ARE TRYING. K THANKS FOR LISTENING

>> No.17783622

>>17783576
>>17783576
its the burgers man

>> No.17783623

>>17783576
Wide-Scale testing is how you beat the panic and fear. Identification is the hardest part.

>> No.17783631

ITT: BEAR COPE TEARS

>> No.17783634
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17783634

so this is the power... of corporations...

>> No.17783636
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17783636

ABANDON THE SHORT POSITIONS

RE-ENTER SQQQ MONDAY MORNING

>> No.17783635

lmao
Ok bois hodl them inverse ETFs over weekend for black monday when some super bad shit goes down. remember that retards will equate higher confirmed case numbers with wider spread. once the testing begins, those numbers will shoot up and retards will doump the dow through the floor.

>> No.17783642

Yeehaw, going to Walmart to get my drive through coronavirus test. Thank you drumpf

>> No.17783643

200,000 GOOGLE ENGINEERS READY WITH A MILLION MORE ON THE WAY

>> No.17783644

>/smg/ isn't getting bumped
jannies are faggots

>> No.17783647
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17783647

>>17783610
Absolute state of Mutt healthcare

>> No.17783652
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17783652

I'm ready to prep the bull

>> No.17783654

are you guys watching the Trump address? i just bought DGX

quest diagnostics is going to spike bigly from that shoutout

>> No.17783656

I can't believe it's fucking over.

>> No.17783657

>Make solving Corona into an industry in order to save the market

Holy BASED

>> No.17783664

this is a glorified ad

>> No.17783667
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17783667

ARE THE BOOMERS SERIOUSLY WINNING RIGHT NOW?

>> No.17783673

BRING UP MCDONaLDS TO ANNOUNCE STERILIZATION PROGRAM TO KEEP THE DRIVE THRU SAFE FOR AMERICANS

LET THE BURGERS FLOw

USA USA USA USA USA USA

USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.17783679

>>17783636
No. I am stronger than Walmart.

>> No.17783685

>>17783643
The hour of the pajeet is coming...thank you sirs.

>> No.17783688

>>17783657
Wtf I love trump now

>> No.17783693

How much do these companies pay to get this airtime?

>> No.17783694
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17783694

>Be busy whole day
>Look at the market
>Dax from 1% to 10% to 0%
>Dow Jones rollercoaster
Wtf is even happening anymore?

>> No.17783708

>>17783667
They are loosing, lol. There will be no good news this weekend. Bloody monday massacre incoming

>> No.17783723

PPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMOPPPPPPPPP THIS FUCKING SHIT

>> No.17783725
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17783725

BEARS BTFO
BEARS BTFO
BEARS BTFO
BEARS BTFO

>> No.17783726

>>17783693
They are getting paid.
where do you think the 58 billion dollars of funding unlocked this week is going?

>> No.17783733

>>17783708
I sure as fuck hope it's incoming

>> No.17783739

>>17783667
Your mistake was underestimating the boomers anon.

Boomers ALWAYS win.

GB2 feeling the Bern.

Holy shit the bear tears are delish.

>> No.17783745
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17783745

USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA

>> No.17783747

SQQQ fags btfo

>> No.17783749

OH NO BEARBROS IM NOT FEELING SO GOOD

>> No.17783752

>>17782895
can someone explain to me what gush is and why its down 91% please?

>> No.17783760

DGX TO

THE FUCKING

M O O N
O
O
N

>> No.17783761
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17783761

Monday will be the day of the bear

>> No.17783764

unexperienced bear here, pls help
I bought puts on Airbus a couple of days ago through my german broker (big bank is in question) - apparently on Frankfurt Stock Exchange. The puts are 200% up, but I've been reading that I may not be able to sold it (sold it before the strike date) easily because no one will buy it, is that true?

>> No.17783765

Isn't this guy the villain from Sherlock Holmes?

>> No.17783775

>>17783708
No, SQQQ is doomed. the boomers were pacified by fucking drive thru testing. goddammit I am so fucked

>> No.17783776

EMERGENCY EXECUTIVE ACTIONS
what the fuck why mention this last its almost 4 o clock OH FUCK

>> No.17783782
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17783782

>> No.17783783

trump is rubbing his gross coronafingers all over the microphone everyone is using

>> No.17783784

HOLY FUCK

>> No.17783785

OH NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17783786
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17783786

>>17783694
this i don't even know what the fuck is going on anymore

>> No.17783792
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17783792

BURGERS WE DID IT
THROW MONEY AT THE PROBLEM

>> No.17783793

FUCK ME! SHOULD I SELL THE SQQQ???

>> No.17783796

>all the handshaking going on
>the president and all of the industry leaders fighting the virus are going to die
Truly amazing

>> No.17783800

>>17783752
desert goat fuckers being retarded in the middle of a global emergency

>> No.17783803

IS HE BRINGING ALL S&P500 CEO IN?

>> No.17783805

I am so embarrassed to be an american

>> No.17783810

BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS
BEARS DYING EN MASSE
>BASED TRUMP: SLAYER OF BEARS

>> No.17783812
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17783812

LOVE YOU JANNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_WM_pMp0Hg [Embed]

Popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html (embed)

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

screeners:
https://finviz.com/ (embed)
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor

>> No.17783818

I'm really banking on Monday being red as fuck. If not I'm fucked on my SQQQ.

>> No.17783826

>>17783793
YES GET OUT

>> No.17783829

PURCHASING LARGE QUANTITIES OF OIL FOR THE STRATEGIC RESERVE

THE US IS STOCKING UP ON DISCOUNT

>> No.17783831

let's all bump elbows from now on

>> No.17783835

HAHAHAHAHAHA
ALL YOU FUCKS SAID I WAS STUPID FOR GOING HARD INTO OIL
FUCK YOU

>> No.17783846

BEAR HUNTING BEGINS MONDAY MORNING NO STOPPING UNTIL EVERYONE OF THOSE FAGGOTS ARE DEAD AND WE BREAK THE HIGHS

>> No.17783847

POST DELICIOUS BEAR TEARS

>> No.17783853

aaaaaaand we're back!

>> No.17783852

>>17783818
sold my SQQ at 29.50 kek

>> No.17783865

>>17783818
Same brother

>> No.17783867

Fuck
NOT PENCE

>> No.17783868

BUYING OIL RESERVES!!!

UWT
>UWT
UWT
>UWT
UWT
>UWT
UWT
>UWT

>> No.17783871

>PEE PEE

>> No.17783874

what the fuck is this boomer circlejerk?

>> No.17783876

Why are they hung up on this Euro travel ban when the virus is already here

>> No.17783879
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17783879

Bobo nooo

>> No.17783882
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17783882

FEAR THE BVLL, BEARKEKS

>> No.17783893

BASED TRUMP IS BUYING THE OIL DIP, SMART

>> No.17783898
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17783898

OH NONONONON BEARBROS I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE FRIDAY THE 13TH 20%DUMPERINOOOO

>> No.17783899
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17783899

>people are still holding SQQQ

i have bad news anons lol

>> No.17783901

>>17783764
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

You made one of the three classic mistakes, you NEVER LISTEN TO BIZ FOR INVESTING ADVICE.

Jesus fuck you shoulda at least read how puts work.

I hope you are investing fantasy money.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17783913

GUSH SURGING

>> No.17783915
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17783915

MOON
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>> No.17783916

>BULLS ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO HOLD OVER THE WEEKEND

GET READY FOR ANOTHER BLOOD MONDAY

>> No.17783917

>buying the dip
based

>> No.17783920
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17783920

How ya holding up SQQQ anons?

>> No.17783924

HOLY SHIT NO BEAR WILL LIVE OUT THE SESSION

>> No.17783942

>>17783876
got to blame it on someone

>> No.17783945

yurops cant come in
spending huge amounts of money on private company testing and google
crashed the world stock markets by our inept handling for weeks
country going to total shit and becoming lower IQ each day

USA is a beautiful diabetes obese filled shithole and somehow leads the world.

The power of greed

>> No.17783946

Oil fucking blasting kek'd

>> No.17783948
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17783948

>> No.17783952

You idiots really think that the fed isn't just pumping this?

Monday will be hell.

>> No.17783953
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17783953

We finally /made it/ bullfriends!!!

>> No.17783958
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17783958

STOP PUMPING JEROME

>> No.17783961

SHOULD I HOLD SQQQ OVER THE WEEKEND??? WHAT WILL HAPPEN MONDAY??? FUCK

>> No.17783962

>>17783829
BUY LOW SELL HIGH

54 BIT CHESS MASTER CONFIRMED, SAUDIS ETERNALLY BTFO'D

>> No.17783965
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17783965

>All of my gains from yesterday
>GONE
Fuck this clown world

>> No.17783966

23K hit! BULL RUN ALL THE WAY!

>> No.17783968

>>17783610
BASED

>> No.17783970

HOLD BEARS. ITS JUST A SPIKE

>> No.17783975

is pence the king of rimjob

>> No.17783983

You bought yesterday's dip, right?

>> No.17783986

>we'll test people
HOLY FUCK BULLISH CORONA IS LITERALLY OVER

>> No.17783994
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17783994

>>17783920
Gonna go full HODL and hope New York City is locked down over the weekend

Every monday since February has been red, r-right?

>> No.17783995

PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA
>PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA
PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA
>PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA
PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA
>PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA
PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA
>PARKING LOTS SAVING AMERICA

>> No.17783999
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17783999

MY OIL CALLS ARE UP.

>> No.17784002
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17784002

DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT

>> No.17784005

Has he said anything in his announcement that should impact the stock market in any way, either positive or negative?

>> No.17784007

GUSH BROSSS

>> No.17784013

Muh parking lots. Bear kryptonite, I tell ya.

>> No.17784018

>>17783916
You don't think there will be some stimulus announced over the weekend to goose things on Monday?

>> No.17784020
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17784020

close this faggot market already

>> No.17784023
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17784023

>> No.17784024

REMEMBER BEARS: THERE IS NO CIRCUIT BREAKERS WHEN WE RISSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17784022
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17784022

And just like that Dow won't see sub 22k again

>> No.17784028

>>17784005
Yeah, its the best conference they've done.

The others are fucking terrible.

>> No.17784029
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17784029

DUMP IT NOW

>> No.17784032

this is a literal glorified 30 minute long advertisement

>> No.17784035

REDDIT AND LEFTYPOL ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>> No.17784048

Lmao sqqq

>> No.17784053

>>17784005
he flexed private sector bromance

>> No.17784061

>WHEN EVERYTHING IS GOOD

>> No.17784062
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17784062

>>17783920
NOT GOOD

>> No.17784063

PARKING LOTS
>PARKING LOTS
PARKING LOTS
>PARKING LOTS
PARKING LOTS
>PARKING LOTS
PARKING LOTS
>PARKING LOTS
PARKING LOTS
>PARKING LOTS
PARKING LOTS
>PARKING LOTS

>> No.17784065
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17784065

TEMPLATE

>> No.17784068

Doubling down on puts this Monday

>> No.17784069
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17784069

>>17784023

>> No.17784073

buy walgreens

>> No.17784077

SQQQ'ERS BTFO

>> No.17784079
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17784079

>BEARKEKS RIGHT NOW

FUCK DO I BUY DAL

>> No.17784084

USA OFFICIALLY BEAT CORONA VIRUS

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>> No.17784085
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17784085

Not this time, Bog

>> No.17784088

>fed printers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn2tXM_OCwM

>> No.17784089
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17784089

PARKING LOTS

>> No.17784091
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17784091

>drive-by test

>> No.17784102

DGX 100 3/20 calls

>> No.17784107

>>17783901
please explain

>> No.17784109

>>17784005
He's basically turned the epidemic into a growth opportunity for the American industry ((((public-private partnership))))

>> No.17784112

THIS FUCKING SHORT SQUEEEEEEEZe

>> No.17784111

>>17784024
yes there is we hit it last night/this morning

>> No.17784113

>>17783920
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17784115
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17784115

CNN HAS A GIANT FLOATING GREEN DOW TICKER IT'S NOT FAIR

>> No.17784121

Why are people happy about this? Its straight up manipulation. They are pumping 500 BILLION into the stock market at the same time as this to make it seem like its rising more.

Why are we pretending this is real?

>> No.17784122

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THEY MENTION GME OR LCI!?!?!

>> No.17784132

>>17784032
No my friend. This is a 30 minute long bear hunt.

Help yourself to some salt, we got plenty.

yuuuum.

OMG THE DEMS ARE GONNA EXPLODE. COMMIES BTFO AGAIN.

ROFLMAO.

>> No.17784133

They helped us with our homework, Mr. President!!! OUR HOMEWORK

>> No.17784140
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17784140

Oh my god this is literally all a corporate ad.

>> No.17784139

new >>17784120
new >>17784120
new >>17784120
new >>17784120
new >>17784120

>> No.17784148
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17784148

>>17784121
because its fun

>> No.17784154
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17784154

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.17784158

I'm going to kill myself.

>> No.17784163

WE CANT STOP THE BUYING!
>WE CANT STOP THE BUYING!
WE CANT STOP THE BUYING!
>WE CANT STOP THE BUYING!
WE CANT STOP THE BUYING!

>> No.17784166
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17784166

SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED SQUEEZED

>> No.17784169
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17784169

AHHHH BUY DG
X


DGX

QUEST DIAGNOSTICS IS SPIKING
GOOGLE IS SPIKING

BUY BUY BUY THIS IS FREE MONEY RETARDS

IM A POORFAG AND HAVE NO MOEY TO BUY OR I WOULD

>> No.17784180

OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
>OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
>OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
>OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
>OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
>OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
>OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD
>OCEANS OF BEARBLOOD

>> No.17784190
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17784190

The bull trap is set...

>> No.17784202

it went down 10% yesterday and up 10% today

WTF IS HAPPENING

>> No.17784206

What the fuck

>> No.17784263
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17784263

FUUUUUCK!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.17784265

down 9.9% yesterday, up 9.3% today. LOL We're in a Kangaroo market

>> No.17784286

That was pretty epic

>> No.17784295

HODL BEARS

MONDAY WILL BE RED AS FUCK

>> No.17784320
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17784320

i bought SPY puts 2 mins before close

>> No.17784362

>>17784320
i tried but couldn't. good job .

>> No.17784385

>It could get worse
Lol

>> No.17784403

>>17784295
I see you've found religion in your time of defeat.

Hope the cave is comfy bro.

>> No.17784433

>>17783946

Intel vs SQQQ

>> No.17784449

>People left confused as to why 1 trillion dollars would pump the market

>> No.17784470

>>17784403
It's feels small. Thinking of taking a walk on Monday.

>> No.17784496

>CL=F jumped 6%

>> No.17784536
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17784536

SQQQ going back up bros.

>> No.17784622

Bear bros, I... I couldn't hold

>> No.17784715
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17784715

>>17782202
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE CLUB TONIGHT

>> No.17784852

Kek bears absolutely btfo