/biz/ - Business & Finance

27 minutes until history

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY PUTS ARE EVAPORATING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17771772
we made it

>https://mobile.twitter.com/zlj517/status/1238269193427906560

dead cat bounce day

OH NO NO NO BEARS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>17771817
Never seen this lol

Aussie shitposters started the train but bulls are only delaying the inevitable

>>17771821
holy chinklet cope ahahhahaha

REMINDER: TODAY IS FRIDAY THE 13th

we WILL be red EOD.

What's a good alternative broker to DeGiro, for us yuropoors?

I read the pastebin but it seems like all he ones listed there are for burgers.

>>17771827
based antagonizer

Bros. I trade on my phone. I’m cutthroat and shrewd. While you’re selling IM BUYIN. haha, your misery is my success 8-)

BULL LEADER STANDING BY

BULLS REPORT IN

So what, should I just be waiting to get puts in SPY when the market opens in a little bit?

>>17771821
Why are the Chinese so mad??

>>17771821
>It originated in the US!
So they're basically admitting they swiped a burger made bioweapon and accidentally released it on the world then.

https://seekingalpha.com/pr/17808270-research-frontiers-reports-fourth-quarter-and-full-year-2019-financial-results

ACCUMULATE

REFR

CHEAPIES

>>17771841
Why not degiro? t. Degiro user

Who buying oils

Shorting Disney, good idea/ bad idea?

>>17771857

SPY is tanking in premarkets. Everyone's using this bump to dip.

>>17771821
weren't the chinese calling it the "italian virus" and the "japanese virus" etc? someone post that pic again. fucking delusional lying fucks.

>>17771821
Bing bong ching chong

>>17771817

Best way to buy paper gold?

Does anyone work for the FED? I'm tired of trying to guess their every move. Just give me some insider information pls thx

We will go up.
Europe went up. Why wouldn't the US?

youtube live chats are so normie AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA all week this people triggered me,not a single good comment

>>17771876
A little late but still profitable if you don't hold too long

HELP
DO I BUY TODAY OR WAIT TIL NEXT WEEK?
I’m looking at INTC, SPX, GLD

Ha. You think today is going to save you? Once Monday comes, I’ll be buying PUTS while you thought yesterday was the bottom.
Go ahead. Cry. I’m laughing all the way to the bank in this dog eat dog world.

>>17771864
imagine how scary this shit would be if it was actually quality American-made instead of some chink copy

>>17771902
>European markets are more influential than American

>>17771876
fantastic idea, two parks closed and their movies and platforms are going down the shitter. todays pump is the perfect time to buy puts

>>17771840
Ay fellow Murfreesbro

Ahem

*Coughs*

WE HAVE TO CLIMB BY 2100 POINTS ON THE DOW TO BE BACK ABOVE THE 200 WEEKLY MOVING AVERAGE AND WE HAVE TO CLOSE THERE.
IF WE DON'T DO THIS WE'RE IN FOR ANOTHER ROUND OF RED NEXT WEEK AND MOST LIKELY THE FOLLOWING MONTHS.

That's all, thank you.

OILD is shooting back up around 40 and we're only 8 minutes into open, praise the lord.

>>17771876
I'm thinking of buying puts during the dip to ride the roller coaster down next week.
Disney? All the kids in America are stuck in the house the rest of the month instead of going to school.
Mom and dad are buying Disney Live instead of a babysitter.
My eyes are on Tesla puts. They were ramping up Chinese production.

>>17771916
Thank god for made in China quality.
It was probably meant to be airborne AIDS that kills everyone, but Chinks only managed to make a boomer remover version of it.

I don’t bother responding to you saps. Time is money! Can’t waste time when I’m shorting my stocks from my iphone.

>>17771772
Trumps gonna get infected. Will he make it?

>>17771827
Obligatory

Today I'm putting the rest of my savings into vinyl records and booze
Gonna go out comfy

>>17771857
Bulls broke the circuit, cybertech infinity pump

>>17771961
He already is.
He had contact to other infected people and he looked fucking terrible on the last stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dega_DjyOQo
Thread theme

>>17771927
All I wanted to hear. Not sure why more people aren't hopping on this opportunity. They're closing all of their parks til the end of the month minimum. Spring break revenue, gone. If the parks earn then 26 billion annually, you have to figure that's at least $1 billion gone, assuming they aren't closed into April.

>>17771979
I dunno, maybe this is just because of the CME shut down...

>CNBC ADVOCATING FOR MMT
Who the fuck listens to these people? All you faggots who worship Cramer can burn in hell

Europe's been green all day, what should we expect?

>>17771957
>using iphone to short apple
nice

>>17772008
Extremely green start, then who knows after that.

18 minutes until he's here lads

>>17771999
Impressive.

>>17771870
>stock that has never been above 5
>"cheapies"
That's not what it means. This is literally pennystock.

Today is the true test for those of us holding shorts.
How strong are your hands /biz/? Mine are rock solid

>>17771917
No but Europe has been doing worse lately, so if even they go up, why wouldn't the US is what I'm saying.

>>17772019
Version without JPEG artifacts.

>>17771841
I'm with Flatex, mostly trading via their private exchanges for flat fees to avoid echange fees. Completely fine for me, but I make only a few trades a year and don't trade derivatives so I can't speak to them.

>>17771872
For me: Degiro doesn't deduct any taxes. I would have to keep track of all capital gains and file them myself. Fuck that noise. I'd rather pay a few EUR more on every trade and have them handle all the tax shit.

>>17772001

People should watch bloomberg, why don't they watch bloomberg? They actually get figures from major banks/hedge funds and governments on there to commentate live on the market.

>>17771979
anyone who owns a doll like this should be unironically executed

>>17771864

dude... it's literally straight-up propaganda. great firewall of china, remember? they block people from learning the truth as much as possible, if you control all information with an iron fist why NOT tell everyone "it wasn't us, it was THEM"? who the fuck is gonna stop you? when has china EVER admitted to some sort of wrong doing? afaik they still don't even let people look up the tianamen square thing.

Surround yourself with success. When I’m trading like a pro on the robinhood app, I make sure to talk to my friends on GroupMe too. We scheme for success.

>>17771945
No, next week will be green.

T. Bear who wants to load up on SQQQ

>>17772016
I would say people would use this opportunity to dump their bags, but they're retards, so they'll buy instead. Expect green all day.

>>17772028
rock solid because my main ones are foreign and expire in 3+ weeks.

im expecting to lose about $600 at open though.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FRIDAY THE 13TH MARKET CRASHRINO!

>>17771961
>Trump, Biden, and Sanders all get the virus.
>Trump is the only survivor
>Tweets about how amazing his genes are, and talks shit as his opponents die off.

Best timeline.

"Bogdinoff it's happening, he bought the repo dead cat bounce"
>"continue de dump

>>17771999
its called the golden bullrun, perhaps you have heard of it

>>17771954
Boomer remover and targeting people with pre-existing health issues.
>we're going to get all those fat burgers in their diabetes
Release it natively first and spread to limit suspicions
>Fug chinese breath pure air aids their entire lives and their lungs are shriveled black prunes

>>17772022

>Never been above 5

Do you know how to use google or are you just retarded

>>17771884
Syphilis was called the English plague by the French and the French sickness by the English.

>>17771987
>the year of our Lord, 2020
>being a Berniebro
Top cringe, lad.

>>17772052
Nice bait

>>17771857
Still a bit hopeful. Although, I hope to get out in green today.

wtf bros, futures are +5%

>>17772075
What a way to end all this. He may not be the best but that would immortalize him, for better or worse.

THE BULLS WILL REIGN SUPREME

>>17772028
technically there were expectations for dead cat bounce today
fundamentally the world is still screwed and the virus spreads faster every day

https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/

this is just a crab market where we will see -20%/+20% rollercoaster for few days

Who else wants to all in GUSH with me?

>>17772087
Wow 38 cents, that really makes it not a pennystock and a big boy stock.

Looks like it's going to be green today. How boring.

>>17772099
Tsk...
Looks like someone lost money yesterday. Poor you.

>>17772075
Tasteless and epic

>>17772075
This picture will be in textbooks 20 years from now

Should I continue buying SPY puts for next week?

>>17771772
So it was a nothing burger after all

NOOOOOO BEAR BROS WE CAME OUT OF HIBERNATION TOO SOON HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY CUUUUUUUUBS

>>17772115
LETS DO IT, 500 SHARES AND COUNTING

>>17772134
lel i was just typing this exact post

>>17772114
>-20%/+20% rollercoaster for few days
Going to use this chance to load up on more volatility.

WE ARE FUCKING SAVED. BASED TRUMP. BASED FEDS.

WHERE MY BULLS AT?

What the fuck is that on the right?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/really-fed-up-britons-life-coronavirus-hotspots-china-italy

>>17772115
Too hodl? Thinking same with Exxon

>>17772114
>139k cases
It was 127k yesterday, wasn't it? And this is after the Chinks have basically stopped reporting even fake numbers.

I'M LOSING MY SHIT

Is it safe to buy XOM yet?
The divvy is nice but the stock has been slowly slipping for years now.

>>17772115
I’ve got 60 shares, if this is a dead bounce and it goes down to 0.50 I’ll buy more.

>>17772124

Right, you clearly didn't read the SA article.

>The amount of SPD light-control film sold in 2019 reached a twelve-year record high.

REFR was 30 in 2000 with literally no product. They actually have wheels turning now, and i'm done responding to your silly bait

>>17772172
Archive that shit, do not give that Marxist rag a single click.

Trump pls say something stupid

easiest day to predict ever - big surge in the morning, enormous dump after as no one wants to be long over the weekend

godspeed brothers

>>17772175
correct

in 2-3 weeks we can reach 1 million

Yep. That’s why you’re all broke.

So how stupid am I if I buy tvix here at the bounce?

>>17772175
chinks are finished, western world is no showing the chinks how its done

imminent crash on Monday

>>17772195
Okay big boy, see you in 2040 when you break even.

he's almost here

>>17772115
Yeah I was thinking the same, when it goes back down to 50 ima buy 3k worth

>>17772158
>>17772173
Yeah ima long this shit, if it doesnt work out w/e the gains out weigh the risks on this one

>>17772114
Yeah I'm thinking Corona-chan is back

THERE WILL BE LIQUIDITY

Whats this called /smg/?

>>17772247
>imminent crash on Monday

>>17772229
>G4y

>>17772215
what happens if the exact opposite happens
? can i report you?

>>17772214
Markets booming the virus has been bigly beat like the impeachment hoax, I'm re-opening schools everyone back to work on Monday, remember go out and spend money on St Patty's day and kiss anyone that looks Irish.

>>17772172
the right of what? the first image?

DAX falling

>>17772263
Stairway to Hell.

>>17771945
ph no!!!! god forbird we end 1 below the 200 weekly!!

are retarts really so retared that they'd plunge the economy over one point and not wait til monday for their balanced gains?

>>17772194
Whoops
>>17772251

>>17772142
Yea ou're supposed to ease into your plays if you believe in yourself

Spain will announce quarantine today, screencap this

>>17772263
golden staircase

I fully expect this to get worse over the coming weeks

>>17772271
Still up 8%. People are exiting the market for the weekend before the inevitable crab back down next week.

Just a reminder that INO is undervalued right now and they are testing kung flu vaccine with promising results.

Get it if it dips, don't bitch if you miss your train in 3-6 months from now.

LOL is anyone *not* making money in this market??? how fucking stupid can you be?

Thinking I’ll buy into VIX at the end of day today. The news will only get worse over the weekend, fat gains next week.

>>17772267
i'd actuallly prefer that, I'm allin on puts and i'm big in the red :(

>>17772142
if you can afford the insane fucking premiums, yeah.

>>17772224
I'd honestly say we've been there for a while, and Xi has just managed to keep a lid on it. The asymptomatic carriers probably don't help, either.

>>17772248

Im up even though stock market has been shitting past 2 weeks dummy

Timing is everything my young retard

>>17772294
Booo! But I want Mad Max NOW!

>>17772277
Why wouldn’t oil go up? I think we’re fine with our thought process. I’ll sink another couple hundred into it if this is a bounce for sure.

>>17772143
The day just started and the global risk is yet to be priced in

>>17772320
Just wait for the media to start telling people outright to panic just to make trump look bad in the buildup to the election. This isn’t over, at all.

>>17772335
>Just wait for the media to start telling people outright to panic
They've been doing that for weeks now

US opens now or in an hour?

Well iron hands will be tested today on ths puts that we hold.

>>17772304
>Just a reminder that INO is undervalued right now and they are testing kung flu vaccine with promising results.
No one ever delivers a viable Flu vaccine within a couple/few weeks. You are buying into their marketing Anon.

if digits will it, the DJ bottom is 18k

>>17772321
All depends when supply chain kicks back up and they need oil. It's as cheap as ever so GUSH and XOM to hodl for me.

>>17772344
2 minutes

>>17772344
Now

>>17772344
in 2 minutes

>>17772309
good luck

>>17772341
No they haven’t. They’ve been fearmongering, but haven’t told people to outright panic. Just wait.

>>17772344
2 mins

>>17772344
Now

What're we expecting today boys? Bulls or bears?

>>17772344
2 minutes brother.

If dubs DOW closes above 1500 green

HE'S HERE

>>17772363
100% bull. Would take a miracle to bear a 3rd day in a row and after every other market went extremely positive.

Let's get this shit started

Look at the difference between the 0 on this banknote

>>17772344
NOW

>>17772344
2 hours

>>17772363
Bull until 2-3PM desu.

DING DING DING DING DING

H E R E

W E

G O

WHY IS SIX FLAGS GOING UP WHO IS BUYING?? I NEED IT UNDER $12!!!

Wow, this is insane.

>>17772369
chi chi chi CHA CHA CHA

>>17772379
based idiot poster

>>17772350
I'm planning to HODL for months anon.

>>17772373
>after every other market went extremely positive.
DAX and every Asian market went down.

Sugar high bounce. Opening price will be the high of the day on all indexes.

Ahhhh... time to make some money!
See ya losers ;)

>>17772377

And this banknote

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You deserve this greedy fucks. Yesterday was the day to cash out.

REFR lets GO

And wala, just like that, all my green premarket positions are dumping immediately on open.

Premarket jews are unuronically the worst

You bought the bottom didnt you /biz/?

>free 1000 points on opening
well we got some distance but we'll make it sub 20k

MARKET IS RECOVERING ON FRIDAY THE 13TH
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THAT

BEARS
TIME
TO
SHORT
THE
MAAAAAAAAAAAARKET

List of movies to watch while the market crashes:

Margin Call
The Big Short
Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room
Inside Job
Too Big to Fail
The Last Days of Lehman Brothers
The Flaw
Money for Nothing: Inside the Federal Reserve
Debtocracy (Greek crisis)
Hank: 5 Years from the Brink
Panic: The Untold Story of the 2008 Financial Crisis
Rogue Trader
Trading Places
Frontline: Credit Default Swaps
Escape from New York

So how fucked do you guys think everything will be in say... A week?
Puts or no?

DIS puts?
Will it crash monday?

>>17772408
plus put on a trip so we can all respect you fren

>>17772402
They'll have a semi-effective vaccine by next Spring. Just like every Flu.
If they would whip out an effective Flu vaccine in a couple weeks you couldn't afford a single share in them.

>>17771772
THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD LINK IS:
discord gg XeY9zy
Join, we are currently talking about the Coronavirus and the stock market

NO CIRCUIT BREAKER ON THE WAY UP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS A DEAD CAT BOUNCE

>>17772425

Kek I only have ~1400 in positions where it was too late to get out. Up 80 overnight and started falling immediately. I still think I’ll be green though.

>Pump trillions into the market
>Hey guys look its fine everything went up!
>But why is my money worth less sir?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMNED SLAVE!

Hey Jerome!

>>17772432
Perhaps it means that no one gives a shit about gay Hollywood inspired superstitions.

GOING DOWN ALREADY LMAO

>DAX dumping on US opens


AH? HA

>>17772438
>Escape from New York
Based

>>17772441
Sure hope so, don’t know how it’s going up with the parks all closing.

>>17772417
Same

Fear not the dips my friend, and let the crab begin.

Fed dumped $1.5T into the market yesterday and ya'll niggas really bought puts haha like nigga what haha

>>17772450
How many times can a dead cat fucking bounce Jesus christ

WHY IANT IT RED YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

NOOOOO THE PUMP ISNT WORKING WE GOT COCKY BULLBROS

>>17772450
WRONG It’s going back up to 29 by EOD. Sorry you missed the rocket bby ;)

COME HERE JEROME

BEAR BROS WW@?

>>17772472
Mine got a little better, hopefully we're back in the green again soon bro

Uhoh, it's going down in spite of the US govt ordering it to go up!

>>17772417
Why the fuck did you hold onto +50% options overnight

Down 250 points in 2 minutes

IV DROP CHADS RISE UP

>>17772417
>>17772472
HODL MY BROTHERS
HOOOOOOOOOODL!!!!!!

>its going down
OH NO NO NO

GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

ITS ALREADY SLOWING DOWN AHHH MY 1.5 TRILLION

fuck I wish I went in long on all US airlines right now, could've made an easy 10% gain in one minute

>>17772479
IT'S THE GOLDEN DEAD CAT

HOPE YOU BOUGHT PLENTY OF AMMO

Meow?

>>17772438
I rewatched half of those during the last couple of weeks, along with a slew of apocalypse / zombie movies

>>17771772
By November 2020 Election Day the Dow Jones will be at its all time high. Screencap this.

Is CRAB-69 going to hit monday?

It's going back down :)

Ding
Ding
Ding

Alright bois who here buying puts on live nation? Shows being canceled left right and centre

>>17772494
Ready and holding strong

>this fake "boom"

>>17772494
I don't actually own stock, I'm just here for the ride.

FTSE absolutely TANKED for the first hour today then slowly went up to new highs for the rest of the morning btw
dropping now tho

>>17772501
mostly because RH doesn't let you day trade after a certain limit

YOUR TIMES UP JEROME

Fed pumped 500B yesterday
They have another Trillion waiting, it was not all used up

This is a TEMPORARY health issue, not a financial recession like in 2008

Everything is going to be fine by spring, dont fall for the subtle FUD, propaganda and lies posted on these threads.

>>17772477
>y'all

marketwatch is lagging

Holy FUCK
I'm so glad I sold my inverse ETFs before today.

See you bears next week

NOOOOO PRINT MORE MONEY BUY ANOTHER PRINTER IF YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS

>>17772526
By November 2020 Election Day Trump will have died from COVID19

19xxx close

BROS I’M TOO AFRAID TO BUY PUTS NOW

Dead cat support at 22200/2600
Get ready for the domp when it breaks

All my puts are back to 0 I'm holding em ahhhhhh

>>17772394
I should know better

GRAB THE FUCKING PRINTER THEY AREN'T FALLING FOR IT POOMP IT NOOOOOOOOOO

+1000 WE GO UP

HODL BA

>>17772494

GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOOOOOOOO DOOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
DOOO DOOOO DOOO DOOOOOOOO DOOO
GO GO CIANIGGERS
YOU MOTHERFUCKING CIANIGGERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwbHW8MeHDU

>>17772526
With the death toll breaking double digit millions in november, the DOW will be less than half what it was last Friday.

I missed the dip. I'll try again during the next economic crisis.

>>17772494
I'm mad I didn't take profits yesterday so I could reshort today, but I'm an idiot.

Buy SQQQ today lads?

NOOOOO MY TRILLIONSS!!!
PRIIINT MOOOREEE!!

what the fuck bros, the pump didn't work..

>>17772609
IE00BFM6TC58 should i hold or gtfo?

PUMP IT FED OR IM WASTED

It's a trap!

SPY 260 support got blown through

this is a bear trap.

>>17772626
Time to buy the dip!

>>17772613
But it's dipping right now

IT WONT HOLD
>IT WON'T HOLD

IT WONT HOLD
>IT WON'T HOLD

IT WONT HOLD
>IT WON'T HOLD

IT WONT HOLD
>IT WON'T HOLD

>already sub 22k again
wew lads

REALLY JEROME? IS THIS ALL YOU GOT? PATHETIC

This wasn't the pump, retards. It was optimistic bulls.

Ride the crab.

>>17772613
you missed the dip, but you are just in time for the peak, time to short

500 points in 9 minutes

FUCK FUCK FUCK WHY DOESNT IT KEEP GOING UO I PUT ALL MY MONEY BACK IN STOCKS LAST NIGHT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ROCKET

>>17772644
Maybe the real dip was the friends we made along the way.

>>17772613
BUY

FALL FASTER YOU FUCKER, I WANNA SEE THAT TRILLION DOLLARS BURNED IN A FUCKING INSTANT

Futures market is a lot easier to manipulate than the actual market lads.
If one affects the other and you can move one much easier than the other. Think about it lads.

The day just started you dumbfuck bears. We will hover from 2-4% up throughout the day, then massive green dragon dildo in the last 20 minutes to rally to 7% up at the end.

Screen

Cap

This

>bell just rang
>remaining bears sell
>thinks DOW will go down for the rest of the day

Russell 2000 back in the red

>>17772617
You should have bought it 10 minutes ago

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DUDE!

>Austria announces new lockdowns
>Spain about to announce lockdowns

OHNONONO BULLBROS, THE FUTURES WERE AS GREEN AS OUR PASTURES

>>17772617
I JUST BOUGHT SQQQ FOR MY FIRST BUY EVER IN MY AMERITRADE ACCOUNT

LETS GOOOOOO FUCK THE PUMP

>>17772678
>yesterdays EoD pump stopped market at 9.99% so they could shill that the market is stable
Its not gonna crash ofcourse, but its fun to watch how fast they can print money

>>17772682
We're still here.

lol at every finance site's pre-written story about the "miraculous bounceback" being instantaneously invalidated
VIX boner continues to gro

>opens at +6%
>loses half of it in less than 15 minutes

REV UP THOSE PRINTERS, CAUSE I SURE AM HUNGRY FOR A TRILLION DOLLARIDOOS

>>17772678
we'll see melanin enriched person

>>17772678
I hope you are right faggot, so I can load up on more puts
brokerage account go BRRRRRR

>already below 22k

We knew the overnight repo was going to happen
There will definitely be a big green dildo at some point today, that's when you short.
NOTHING has changed from yesterday.

GOING BACK UP

>HE FELL FOR THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE
HE FELL FOR THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE
>HE FELL FOR THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE
HE FELL FOR THE DEAD CAT BOUNCE

BEAR BROS WW@?

>>17772670
Fall through green will be "slow," the wildfire starts once it crosses into negatives

I just masturbasted frm 9:25 untli 9:38 and now I'm suddenly $1500 richer. How you guys doing?

A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
With no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent, silent
This is my final fit
My final bellyache
With no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises, please
Such a pretty house
And such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises, please

NOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING STOCKOS. NOT MY HECKING GAINERINOS! WE WERE GONNA PUMPERINO TODAY THE FUTURES WERE HECKING GREEN

Imagine the shock to everyone when (((markets))) realize China is lying and we all learn the real number of dead/infected

fuck it's climbing up again

>>17771945
Cringe and TApilled

I wish we collectively could increase our attention span to more than 10 minutes.
So one day of recovery in a week of disaster and we have people here who are bullish right now.
Wtf

1 TRILLION DOLLAR PUMP CHUMP

we're gonna need a bigger printer

Why they take a commercial break on yahoo finance every time it pumps?

>>17772750
Who's this semen demon?

>>17772747
That's what makes this market so much fun.
So many retards jumping back in at the first sign of the green and creating all of this volatility.

>>17772731
I GOT IV CRUSHED BUT I STILL FEEL CONFIDENT

>>17772733
Absolutely based, yorke is posting in this thread

>>17772747
mogged

>>17771896
Buy btc, we hyperinflating

>>17772613
Just wait for the next dip heh

COME HERE FED BOY

>"He bought the deep?"

>>17772626
>yfw Fed is drawing dicks in the market

based

When should i buy more SQQQ

I like my markets like I like my fetish women

HYPER INFLATED

what reason could the market possibly go up at a time like this?

>>17772567

>>17772678
>then massive green dragon dildo in the last 20 minutes to rally to 7% up at the end.
I don't think so, it's Friday. Nobody wants to hold shit through another weekend of bad news.

>>17772791
Yes

Why are euro markets so beta and always follow US markets

>>17772755
Fed is going to need to buy 3D printers in order to print more printers to even make a dent in the coming drop

>>17772547
>>17772547
>>17772547
>>17772547
>>17772547

>>17772791
17 minutes ago

>>17772798
The economy is solid.

im up 9%

>>17772768
been listening to Decks Dark on repeat for the past three days


Then into our life, there comes the darkness
There's a spacecraft blocking out the sky
And there's nowhere to hide
You run to the back and you cover your ears
But it's the loudest sound you've ever heard

And all we trapped rag doll cloth people
We are helpless to resist
Into our darkest hour

>>17772756
So boomers can spend their gains immediately

Doubled down on SQQQ, SPXU this morning. Most obvious bulltrap ever.

>>17772806
Europe is irrelevant outside of its role as a market.

>>17772791
doesnt matter just buy it and hold

>>17772791
you're almost guaranteed to make some money over the weekend due to whatever freakout occurs before open monday, but up to you whether you want to wait around for a big green jump today to slightly discount your purchase

Pottery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

>>17772465
>hollywood inspired
Dumb American.

>>17772925
It's a fact, you dumb faggot. Friday the 13th as a modern superstition in the western world was directly inspired by Hollywood.

>>17771961
>Trumps gonna get infected

My gut feeling is that he already is. White House said he's categorically NOT going to be tested for coronavirus. However, he's the POTUS and in a fairly high-risk category, do you really think they haven't already tested him? I believe he has already tested positive and they just want to pretend he has not been and will not be tested to avoid having to release the info. I guess he's going FDR mode.

>>17772171
Dow 30,000 by lunch

>>17772891
Relatively new to /biz/. Is the joke here that they're desperately trying to trick people into buying stock?

>>17772747
God I wish that was me.

>>17772473
Partake of the cheapies.

Oh you poor dumbass bulls

>>17773075
but it's going down bullanon

>>17772817
Until people are told to panic

>>17772394
That's just wrong. It will be -40 on monday though. Clown markets, lad.

>bears think today is a bulltrap

>>17773119
see
>>17772678

>>17773201
>bulls think the markets go up when everything is closing down.

jesse chris these premiums are so fucking high. I might want to just leg out some condors and take my 70%

>>17773201
you kno we're down -23.4% YTD right now, right? There's been a fuck ton of bear traps on the way down over the last two weeks. I don't see why this one would be any different

>>17773007
kys American.

>>17773281
bull traps* I'm retarded

its over

>>17773292
I'm not American, you fucking idiot. Google Friday the 13th and see that you're wrong and that almost all of the modern superstition came from Hollywood and that historically it was mostly disregarded in western countries.

You're retarded. Stop posting.

>>17773335
>Stop posting.
After you kill yourself.

>>17773335
>>17773411

Behave ...

>>17773411
SEETHING

Imagine being this upset because you were wrong. Imagine being this big of a whiny little faggot. I actually see suicide in your future.

What is unironically the best penny stock? I'm looking to buy and hold in a small account I have to side.

>>17773483
just wait 2 weeks, SPY will be a penny stock.

>>17772546
This. It is criminal.

>>17773483
ONTX is about to get FDA approval for the only drug in the world for high risk MDS and its cheap af right now

>>17773466
Imagine being proud of being wrong, fucking retard.

>>17773542
Heh that gave me a good laugh

>>17773542
Fuck, you have no idea how glad I am when I sold my SPY last week. I lost money but god I could have lost so much more.

>>17772546
>>17773565

its market regs, not RH

Remember bearlords
Money isn’t real

>>17773624
Yeah and if people made such regs in minecraft they would deserve to get creepered

>>17773576
>N-no u-ur d-da r-r-retaard11111!!!1!1

LMAO, you want to prove me wrong then? There's a reason why you keep telling me "KYS" instead of posting something in defense of your stupid point. Keep being retarded. Keep SEETHING.

>>17771961
He will be fine.

What's the chance of the housing market getting hit? I'm looking to buy sometime soon.