/biz/ - Business & Finance

no anime

Imagine being Powell and printing funny money to hold up a fake economy and it is still being liquidated lmao

>anime

>>17766077
anime

Chance of a rally is too high bros. I think I'm going to wait for next week.

>>17766077
n-no u!

are you the teacher on the left, or the one on the right?

>>17766067
>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>https://exhentai.org/g/1546467/47d828609b/

why exhentai blank page

>Futures still red and slipping further even though multiple countries have announced their stimulus packages

>>17766110
Buy puts then ya dummy

>>17766104

>>17766123
i dunno a previous op slipped that in

>>17766115
>>17766136

>>17766127
Im seeing green futures on investing.com and Bloomberg. Where are you getting that info from anon?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/iran-coronavirus-outbreak-graves/
>MASS GRAVES
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>>17766159
I’m thinking bullish

Jap bears trying to offset Straya bulls

>>17766156
Futures are indeed in the green. You are correct.

>>17766127
>he thinks monopoly money printing = action

stay tuned, the fun has yet to even begin

>>17766067
>futures back down
What a pathetic attempt bulls. Couldnt even open green. Didnt even make it to premarket hours.

>>17766128
Chance of crash also too high.
Better to see what happens over the weekend.
FWIW I think we're going to continue to trend downwards over the next month, but for now.....

I really need to get an account that can trade futures.

ERRORERRORRRRR
WHAT THE HELL DO I DO
AAAAAA

DIX shat itself by the way... it's been really really high and suddenly it dumped off the charts.

>>17765705
Holy shit.
I need more Spurdonaviruses

>>17765602
>pompeo somehow
Isn't he like... fatter than Chris Christy?
Oh shit, is Christy somewhere that's got the virus? He's gotta be reeeaaaal diabetic.

>>17766115
I'm definitely jealous of those 'ceps, and mesmerized by those busts

>>17766156
obviously i am talking globally as i refered to multiple countries, but whatever bullfag, cling to that +5% that's already slipped to 0.5%

>>17766159
The war is over, Iran lost.

(so did the US though fuck the Saud)

It makes no sense to compare 2008s financial fueled recession to today's virus fueled correction, we're not going to see a decline over years like during the financial recession in 2008, that is why the markets drop so fast, and why I think the worst of this epidemic is almost fully priced in.

>>17766203
I am in bearish positions, was hoping I was wrong and you were getting the most real-time data

>>17766230
Too late the Arabs fucked us.
Look at the oil chart.
They are the ones responsible for the coupe-de-grace on the US economy.

>>17766149

Golden bull run

fuck tripfags btw

>>17766268
cringe and redpilled

PLEASE BUY MY BAGS GOY
BUT UNIRONICALLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17766260
THATS BASICALLY WHAT I SAID
VLAD FIRED THE FIRST SHOTS THOUGH, THEY FUCKING SAID THEY WERE REJECTING OPEC+ SO US OIL PRODUCERS WOULD SHARE THE PAIN.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY DID WE THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO ELECT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T READ OR LISTEN?!?!?!

>>17766251
yeah you're right, because this one is going to be worse and just as long

Just buy until the bottom bros It's only gonna be a month or two at most

>>17766100
imagine your only job is to post anti capitalist propaganda in /biz

If a country's economy depends on something it buys to be expensive, it fucking deserves to burn to the ground.

>>17766289

>>17766251
Half of all Americans can't afford a Surprise $400 bill. Instead of a bill coming due, what happens when this half loses $400 in a month due to their jobs sending people home for a week or two? What happens when they can't pay rent or mortgage, get their cars repossessed, can't pay for insurance, see their credit rating plummet for missed card payments etc? It could have a huge negative effect on the economy.

why is it rising, bros?

>>17766318
what do i sell to free up the cash?

seriously considering liquidating my RH... I want to switch anyways. But schwab is soo clunky...

>>17766343
prolly just toss the bill in the bin
lol who cares paper can't hurt me

>green futures

WE
ARE
BACK

>>17766136
imagine the sniffy sniff

How many days until our fiatbux are worthless, /smg/?
10?
1?
.5?

>>17766343
we get trapped between an underconsumption crisis and a credit implosion, and unless america gets over its fears of 'gommunism' we see legit Marx-tier end-of-capitalism level chaos

>>17766343
maybe half of America should be smarter work harder and make better decisions

>>17766339
based and redpilled

Can anyone tell me how much shit is going to inflate in the short term with all this multi trillion dollar money printing?

>>17766390
I unironically think a one off Bush tier yangbux plan might be a decent idea....

>>17766381
You mean those things that are surging in value under hyperdeflation?

I can't wait to buy more gold when it's worth nickels.

We needed at least one fucking green day
like god damn I actually feel assaulted with what has happened the past two weeks

Why is PTY's price so low and always stayed kinda low for the dividend it pays?

>>17766403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLvlB9UUMf8

>>17766159
Enough red to cover the market!

>>17765610
>>17765964
if we tech bubble nao, i hope this means we get to short all/most of the FAANG stocks into absolute nothingness
between boomers all dying of plague, and their portfolios transferred to all of /smg/, the (relatively distant) future is lookin BRIGHT for those ineligible for draft lol

>>17766047
no worries m8
SOMEone is gonna rub out MBS at some point
hes acting retarded
or like hes on scarface levels of cocaine or something
i can just see it now
>sitting in some bunker on a solid gold throne
>gold plated rocket launcher across his desk
>mountain of cocaine on a tray
>covered in the shit
>giant screen that shows the order flow of entire oil market
>broker keeps calling "what should we do my liege?"
>MBS: "DOMP EET
>yes ur eminence
>[wife #26 of 52 tries to walk in]
>MBS: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa"
>blasts her thru a wall
>[does 10 more grams of blow]
>DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPP EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
suddenly
>cianiggers/fsbniggers/kgbniggers/regular niggers come in and """heart attack""" him

next morning:
>reports have now surfaced that the crown prince of saudi arabia is kil
>F
>oil is going back to 50 lol everythings fine why worry?
[bombs iran/iraq/iranywhere/ireverywhere]
>oil to a hundred gorillion cuz muh """"civil war"""" in all the other desert cunts that make it
>mfw (rather, USfw)

muh "death to USD"
you sound like a gommie/retard, or a kid who didnt see this episode already my dude
house always wins

MY PORTFOLIO IS -50% ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what are we looking at today, red or green?

>>17766443
did u fail to account for
inflation?

>>17766422

tomorrow will be green

+4%

monday will be another bloodbath

enjoy

>>17766104

>>17766420
>hyperdeflation
And after that?

>could have made it by just buying any put back in february
once in a lifetime chance gone, now everything that could be shorted has insane premium, oh well.

Debate me.

>>17766067
Guys get the fuck out of the US market, you can probably make everything you've lost back by taking what liquidity you have left and longing the chink indexes. We're gonna flatline.

>>17766449
green or riots in the streets this weekend

>>17766412
Obama ARRA seemed to work now we just need ARA ARA

From last thread:
>>17765925
Isn’t past performance always used when analyzing value? We’ve been doing it for the past week. I don’t believe that we’ll see the gains made since the Trump election completely erased because we’ve seen how the economy has grown in the US under him in every other metric. I’ll be honest and say that I’m really hoping that improvement happens so maybe I have a bias. Out of curiosity what would your guess be in terms of the DJI come June?
>>17765932
>Coronavirus has only just begun in the US
I don’t necessarily disagree with that but I disagree with the notion that it will even be Italy levels of bad. We’ll see more cases but I don’t think it will accelerate like it has everywhere else. I’m 2 hours north of Seattle and if you went into a Costco anywhere between me and Seattle and asked anyone who was “prepping” about it and they would give you an outrageous Doomsday response. Slow gradual build? Maybe. I don’t think this goes anywhere near H1N1 did in 2009

Tomorrow is green. Rip my puts.

>futures are green
>for now

God I wish I was a cute girl so I could sell my body for capital to invest in cheapies all the way down.

Also I'm curious, how would the market react if the fed was not controlling interest rates, what were crashes like before the fed?

Buy oil, and Disney.

>>17766443
You're supposed to double down.
Buy the dip, pussy.

>>17766506
fuck u bobo i need to close my positions

>>17766443
Nice risk management bro. Mine was down 30% and now I'm only down 10%, soon to be up again.

>>17766468
if you think chinks are smarter than american's you are actually dumb af

>>17766489
>I disagree with the notion that it will even be Italy levels of bad
>worse healthcare systems than Italy
>worse state and federal response than Italy

>>17766420
>I can't wait to buy more gold when it's worth nickels.
this desu
been telling these fags for years now
>shiny rock go down in crash n shieet
not that hard

>>17766462
central banks will rub their hands together and pull some more mathematically impossible black magic out of its asshole, everything fucking crashes even more in a giant global credit crunch, and then we go back into whatever stonks is left
ez

first up tho:
recession

>>17766468
>get out
Reasonable

>and get in chinkbux
Nice try chang

>>17766367
Depending on what you're holding/when you bought I wouldn't sell. You can transfer your holdings from RH to a better firm just gonna cost you like $70. I only have my Roth IRA with Schwab but haven't done any actual trading through them so wouldn't know.

>>17766468
>get the fuck out of the US market
>longing the chink indexes
Good one, m8

open.hollywood.please

>>17766514
>Disney
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-12/disney-other-theme-parks-stay-open-as-california-urges-ban-on-large-gatherings

>>17766539
Sweet, let's kick this bitch down the stairs already.

>>17766465
>Debate me.
ok
buy oil once they (anyone really, take a number) kill king sandnigger or we bomb iran or go back to iraq (again(again))

>>17766537
>worse healthcare systems than Italy
Wrong, America has the best healthcare, its just more expensive.
>worse state and federal response than Italy
Also wrong. How the fuck is it worse than Italy when Italy is already completely fucking closed?
>Also ignoring the fact that American cities/towns are extremely spread out and many small towns won't even have a single case.

>>17766468
Also is like to add that a unified China operating as a monolithic economic entity is a myth propagated by the Chinese government

How did Bobby know the perfect time to get out?

>>17766564
Wonder what will become of this thot in the Mad Max future?
I'm not really wondering, I have a fairly good idea.

>>17766459
What worries me is how sure I am that we're going down, and how sure everyone else is. Isn't that the sentiment that often marks a bottom? What if shit really is handled in the credit/debt markets? If MBS and Vlad decide it's over, then corona might be nearly priced in, and the recession could be a shallow one?

EVERYONE is thinking they're going to sell into any strength. Isn't that EXACTLY when MM's come in to scoop up cheapies? Most likely though, we'll oscillate between bear-trap and bull-trap for a while.

what are u guys picking up before open tomorrow
i predict a trap, what with the futures trending up

>>17766568
My Disney puts I bought yesterday are already +50%

>>17766564
I wish there was something I could say to make you know what I know, because I care, but im sorry friend, I'm afraid I don't have the energy to battle your FUD right now.

>>17766433
More likely Israel and the CIA would precision strike their oil refineries and blame it on Iran

>>17766609
I wish we went full crab, this fucking 10% drops are taking years off my life.

>>17766468
Basically the same thing the Japanese/Korean/Singaporean/Hong Kongers/Arabs/the big IBs (JP Morgan/Goldman Sachs etc.) have been doing

WHEN THE MARKET OPENS TOMORROW I'M BUYING:
AMD
MGM
DIS
SQQQ
SDOW

HOW RETARDED AM I

>>17766621
i mean i was being a little hyperbolic
but yea fucking anything like that is a buy
till then its gonna be a fucking shitshow tho

>>17766638
>Buying on 13.03 Friday
Not gonna make it

>>17766602
He's an international business man with people all over the planet, including Shanghai and Hong Kong...

Same with Mastercard, I'm a FUCKING IDIOT for not dumping then.

They might be pulling a Jack Welch, and leaving behind struggling fragile companies while appointing underqualified successors to make themselves look even better by comparison.

>>17766619
You could uhhhh just tell us what you know?
When can I buy Bilibili?

>>17766645
reminder that the GFC bottom was 666...

>>17766462
Buy a foreign gf
>>17766512
You can still do that if you're that much of a degenerate.
>>17766452
mate... what goddamned inflation?

>>17766564
Oof that's a nice bum... but really all she has is her youth, makeup skills, army of betafollowers... uhhhh she's set for life isn't she?

>>17766580
K.

>>17766605
>Wonder what will become of this thot in the Mad Max future?
>I'm not really wondering, I have a fairly good idea.
Selling ass will always be an option for her.
I've heard that she completely dropped off the grid and deleted everything but her patreon.

>>17766638
>buying AMD and SQQQ
>AND
Wtf is your strategy here? You've got bull AND bear investments in there

>>17766664
>You can still do that if you're that much of a degenerate.
You really can't as a man unless you are under 25

>>17766621
I can totally see this happening, $20 oil won't be allowed.

If any Americans buy a chinese index they should be castrated and shot.
The only acceptable play for a chinese stock is to short it. Anything else you are aiding the fucking enemy.

>>1776648
"Past is prologue"
I'm on my phone now laying in bed instead of sleeping so it's be a chore to try to defend that pithy saying

As for guessing a target I don't do that because that's full on gambling, it's hard enough just guessing red or black let alone what number the ball will land on (that's a roulette reference)

>>17766650
Now is the perfect time to accumulate.
Geely, BABA & BYD are also good buys.

Pro-tip: Buy their semi-conductor stocks if you never want to work another day in your life.

>>17766680
the enemy is aiding me, my man

>>17766645
>>17766675
Strategy is buy the first 3 for cheap and hold, for the other two, try to surf+sell the inevitable pumps the FED is going to shit into the market tomorrow

>>17766664
>Oof that's a nice bum... but really all she has is her youth, makeup skills, army of betafollowers... uhhhh she's set for life isn't she?
I've heard that she's deleted everything but her patreon.
She probably made enough cash to never have to work a day in her life, then immediately cashed out and shut everything down

>>17766680

>>17766675
srsly tho
see >>17766433
>>17766539
>>17766621
>>17766641

>>17766537
Besides being wrong on healthcare you (like mist people) ding understand the importance of USA's geographical size and how jam packed italy japan south korea are

>>17766136
She gone die

>>17766730
plus we all dont ride trains like poor people lol

>>17766680
Seething subhuman judensklave amimutt

>>17766687
I mean, I'm not going to sign up to buy directly on their exchange with a vague promise from an anon. Gimme some details.

And any of the semis that are trading on the HK exchange and have a US ADR

>>17766675
You KNOW what the long-short is and I know you do.
but here's this anyways
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/long-shortequity.asp

>>17766748
New york is pretty heavy on public tranpo though

>>17766740
she should go spit on a politician desu

in fact we should all make a habit of this, just in case

What do you guys think the bottom out on Boeing will be?

Seriously can some dude give me some info on how suddenly creating trillions of dollars yesterday and more over the coming weeks will affect inflation, combined with a collapsing economy?

>Australia's home affairs minister has Coronavirus
ASX -10% soon

>>17766769
Pro tip, the NYSE is going to once again hault itself, and never unhault itself. GET the fuck out now.

>>17766768
>she should go spit on a politician desu
If I get sick with this, I am gonna fill a spray bottle with spit for future endeavors

>>17766769
The cold hard ground next to a 737

>>17766766
>You KNOW what the long-short is and I know you do.
>but here's this anyways
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/long-shortequity.asp
It sounded like he was going long on all the positions he posted, and I believe he confirmed that as his plan

>>17766587
>Wrong, America has the best healthcare, its just more expensive.
hilarious
>Also wrong. How the fuck is it worse than Italy when Italy is already completely fucking closed?
no, that's why italy's is better
>Also ignoring the fact that American cities/towns are extremely spread out and many small towns won't even have a single case.
they're also economically irrelevant

>>17766795
hahaha get fucked peter dutton you naked molerat looking mofo

>>17766802
I just have puts and a bit of equity in in some dipped energy stocks but nothing major atm, just curious about how far they will fall.

>>17766619
What the fuck does this even mean in the context of the Chinese state companies? Isn't this basically like playing with funny money considering China doesn't let foreigner companies own a company inside their nation?

>>17766769
Probably we will have some stability, but due to depressed demand, and supply shocks, dip will continue for atleast another 4 weeks.
Also fed has very little tools now that the interest rate is 1.25, vs much higher in 2008, 2000

The wild cards are
>vaccine
>mutation, could become harmless, could become more deadly
>second wave
The virus is 100% going to get worse in the US, so will the restrictions on movements of people.
Most experts think China will experience a second wave as they start returning to work

>>17766609
look at the bull retards in this thread alone
look out your window to the people jolly interacting with each other spittle's distance apart

>>17766587
>America has the best healthcare, its just more expensive.
Imagine being this circumcised

>>17766740
Damn she has AIDS? I knew her bath water wasn't an investment grade commodity but it's worse than I thought

>>17766835
just make several contracts on the way down, so you don't get burned out.

>>17766794
imagine if you had 10 apples and you were selling them at your personal apple stand for $1
Then some dude with 1 trillion apples shows up and opens a stand right next to you and starts selling them for $0.01
your apples are now worth $0.01 lmao

>>17766687
>Pro-tip: Buy their semi-conductor stocks if you never want to work another day in your life.
TSM is the only one i know and its taiwanese

>>17766857
they grow on trees though....
if you really believe that apples are worth $1, then just buy all of his apples and sell them for 100x gains

easy

>>17766848
Who the fuck cares? Stop shitting up the thread with this garbage

>>17766861
Waaaaaaaay too many shares outstanding. You're competing with chink oligarch money laundering capital, kek.

>>17766868
people will buy the $0.01 apples anon 2 has a fucking trillion of them.

>>17766794
Google money supply, m1 m2 and m3 then find where on the line that quantity falls

Incidentally as a former University economics student the Fed makes those numbers a real chore to look at

>>17766861
If you can't think of any semiconductor stock besides TSM, then the AMD shills here are truly BTFO

>>17766845
He doesn’t really have that right either. Switching to a single payer M4A system would be way more costly than what the US has now. Even Dem reform in Obama’s ACA was costly for Americans and it cost them even more if they didn’t want in.

>>17766888
ill support small business owners and buy the bespoke 1$ apples

>>17766841
Not disagreeing but deadlier strains are self limiting

>>17766868
also anon if you wanted to do your example just get into oil $20 barrels
"just sell them for $40 you would make 100%"
except no one is going to pay twice as much for the same product ever.

Apple is reopening all branded China stores.

>>17766894
in china? yeah i dont know any except maybe qualcomm though i think their business is more the end-user product

>>17766841
>>17766769
Keep track of the VIX.
Also important that the VIX does not predict lows, but volatility the VIX totally misses the bottom in 2009, but the market was stable after the panic selling in the end of 2008
The VIX shot up during that, and then missed the low point after

Also recognize the largest daily gains happened during the Great Depression, 2000, and 2008/9
So just becuase the market shoots up a day, doesn’t mean that’s the trend

Also dumb women are talking about “buying the dip”, so expect lots of dead cat bounces

But the fact that the market saw 2 of the largest daily percentage losses in a week, is a sign of a coming recession/depression, due to panic selling
So most likely the fast paced damage is done, and it will be a slower decline from here on out. Bottom probably around early/mid apirl

>>17766854
>>17766841
Appreciate the input buds. Thanks you.

>>17766857
Its more like a trillion apple IOUs being given to Apple dispensaries that only have to stock 10% of their apples as real apples

>>17766923
Sure I know that, but with a long incubation period and asymptotic transmission, could leave the possibility for deadlier strains to transmit

I can't wait. It's going to be a bloodbath in a couple of hours.

>>17766894
Amd isn’t chinese
>>17766841
Source on most experts?
>>17766825
He’s going long on inverse ETFs, SQQQ is a 3xbear Nasdaq etf. It’s effectively a short.
>>17766802
This seems HIGHLY implausible. Unless you just mean the physical exchange, which is basically a tv studio. Have you got anything to back up anything you’re saying, or even a story to explain it?

>>17766960
true, so on paper their supply is 10x but in reality it is not.

>>17766944
Do you think A boeing put would still be worth it at this point?

>>17759792
kek

>>17766927
I mean I like your thought experiment, I'm just pointing out one possible response

and some people have been suggesting that we do what I mentioned with oil: if the Saudis want to sell us $25 oil, we call their bluff. Buy it, build up our strategic reserves here, then when the price normalizes we're sitting on a huge amount of cheap oil. Meanwhile the purchases apply some upward pressure to the oil price. It was on Cramerito earlier tonight

>>17766998
It was a really embarrassing display
And he had a hot mic so people heard him worrying about the pen mark kek

>>17766981
>amd isn't chinese
might as well be lmao

>>17766971
Nah. Markets are bouncing back a little due to government stimulus.
Monday will be another drop
Like I said, it’s dumb people buying the dip. With the ease of trading apps, really dumb people can buy in. And do dumb shit like “buy the dip”. Investors for the most part, aren’t smart, you have to trade in the short term for investors and the long term for Marco trends, like depressed demand and government stimulus
We might be over panic selling, but the overall trend will be down.

>>17766766
>New york is pretty heavy on public tranpo though
NYC is a bunch of poor people trying to LARP theyre rich, and a bunch of rich people trying to LARP theyre poor
period

believe me, ive seen all sides of that fucking shithole in muh """""""career"""""'
i look and act like a fringe lunatic irl which allows me to get along with both sides LARPing, as theyre not entirely sure which team im batting for

but thats literally all that place is
any real people got FUCKED off to jersey or queens or bronx or some other hellhole in the last couple crashes
just a bunch of transplant LARPers in the metro, and foreigners, but they have their own corner store/senpai restaurant hierarchy. not my thing

>be nu"""""NYer"""""
>lives in brooklyn for 6 months
>goes to party
>"soooo... im like from wiliamsburg"
>"oh cool do u wanna go pretend were poor at some warehouse party and then go pay for overpriced drinks after at some exclusive bar? i got my dads credit card and a neat property im subletting to some porn studio down in LES. ill suck ur dicc btw"
>well.... ok i guess...
etc etc etc

whole citys like that
top to bottom
and people wonder why its so fucking fuckt lmao

>>17767014
its clear that the economy is hurting trump very badly because he couldn't afford a tide stick

>>17767004
You mean Tuesday when he was looking at the oil, natural gas, and dollar charts?

>>17766984
Yeah. But tomorrow looks like a gain overall.
Depends on the stimulus.
With the Virus, people aren’t flying. Tourism is down. That’s 5% of world gdp

>>17767014
still a thousand times better than the other candidates in the election though

>>17767035
it was tonight in his "6 step process for trump to defeat the corona virus and save the economy" segment
near the end of the show
I don't really watch cnbc or TV at all, but someone posted the link in the thread so I checked it out
he's not the first person to suggest this, of course.

If I don't own any stocks is now the time to get in? Or should I wait for them to plummet even further?

>>17767025
Based. New York is disgusting

>>17767032
Ha ha ha
But seriously it shows where his head is at. Sure appearances are important and all but this is embarrassing.

>>17767052
We're not near the bottom

>>17767052
steady in, steady out
buy some nice stocks, then wait, then buy some more. plenty of cash

all my crypto investments are in the gutter and i'm down around $4k. help.

>>17767043
That is not a good defense at all!

He’s doing a shit job and any of the primary candidates or dem opponents would’ve listened to the professionals.

He never should’ve been on the ballot.

>>17766067
Austrian here:
Today it out government will announce that every non essential store will be closed for a while from next Monday on.

Meaning only supermarkets, pharmacies, post offices, hospitals and police stations will be open.

This will fuck the Austrian and the EU economy hard.

>>17767056
I didn't vote for him but if I was going to be on national television as the leader of a country, I would be concerned about my appearance lol.

>>17767025
I lived in PA/NJ (Trenton) now I live in Idaho

It's like living in the shire, it's a different kind of tiring and they won't suck your dick

>>17767088
oh you're just trying to b8 i see lel

>>17767025

This applies to London as well, in my experience.

>>17767090
i heard your prime minister tested positive for CoV i'm sorry.

literally buy everything you can before it too late

>>17767090
hey
what do you think about the Austrian economy in general?
like, before the coronavirus, excluding the impact that it has
what kinds of cool things are going on on Austria?

OH FUCKFUCKFUCK
COSTCO WENT BACK TO MY BASIS AFTER HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

honestly... they’re going to be a damn blue chip in 10 years.

>>17767107
No he wasn‘t that was Canadas prime minister.

>>17767052
Google dollar cost averaging

>>17767103
absolutely retarded and no argument-pilled
terrible. terrible job of defending him shill.

>>17767112
what's the best "everything"
favorite bolly play?
plz don't die, lay off the corona-tainted BTH

>>17767119
Well Austria is (was if the country stands still for months) a very rich country.
Very cold and unfriendly people though.
And it‘s quite boring here outside of Vienna.

>>17767102
just go dress like a fucking hobo and sneak into some exclusive bar in LES
pretend to play guitar/be an artist or something fucking gay like that
as a wise man once said:
>"it just works"

That is 1,500,000,000,000
Only 85,000,000 americans pay taxes
That is 17,647.05 PER taxpayer given away for free.

>>17767137
so I should invest some now, and more when the market potentially dips instead of hoping for some magical moment when it's at the bottom?

>>17767104
muh globalization
such cases

>>17767163
they bought treasuries
that they can (will) sell later for a profit
nothing was given away

>>17767025
>NYC is a bunch of poor people trying to LARP theyre rich, and a bunch of rich people trying to LARP theyre poor
>period

>>17767163
>numbers
lol
those dont matter
we recession nao
then later well go to war with some oil competitor

>>17767181
i clicked OK and it got smaller
is this a virus?
pls help

>>17767153
>favorite bolly play?
hundreds of amazing stocks are 2-3 segments. look at dunkin, look at jack, anything on the dow, look at tyson, look at spy, look at bank etfs
Buy Everything you can before the april superwick

>>17767156
Think you misread, I'm in ID now not NYC
Boise "downtown" looks like inside I'd mall of America but with streets, there's no lower East side

I really should learn guitar though

>>17767154
thanks
but
>very rich
where do the riches come from? industry?

>+3% in 30 minutes
we bull now

>>17767163
Google seignorage

>>17767191
>>17767211
>>17767167
>>17767156
>>17766728
>>17766641
>>17766580
>>17766539
>>17766433
>>17767025
>>17766768
>>17766748

The truth is that Trudeau getting the Corona is better for the world as a whole

>>17766110
>Chance of a rally is too high bros.
>implying the market will rally when multiple European counties enter lockdown next week over overburdened medical systems
>implying the market will rally over money printing as corporate earnings start going to zero from literally no sales
A working prototype vaccine could be debuted next Monday and the Fed could start QE4 and the market would still sink from the pandemic.

>>17767224
>Think you misread, I'm in ID now not NYC
correct
im stoned af and too excited to sleep desu

>>17767178
>that they can (will) sell later for a profit
and
>nothing was given away

Lmao
You really think the banks are going to pay (((their))) debts back?

Think about it for a second. There is not enough liquidity as it is. How do you think the banks will magically have more of that missing cash in a few days?
They will take the money and close their doors.
Too big to fail then fail part 2

>>17767165
Yes

>>17767224
isn't Idaho falls the Lower East Side?
hehe

>>17767228
this is still all part of the overwhelmingly large, gundanium allow unbreakable crab market superstructure

>>17767241
come at me bruh
t. NYCpro

>Bull globe
Worst outcome. How can anyone be rich if everyone is?

>>17767252
there is no debt
they bought treasuries
you can google what treasuries are if you want to learn more

Boomers and 'Lenials talking about how they are buying the dip so hard at work today. Yeahhhhh, I'm thinking there's plenty more room to drop.

+9% BULL /SURGE/ TOMORROW AND THEN THE DAY AFTER, M A G A U P B O Y Z

>>17767290
It’s a zoomer’s world and you’re all living in it

>>17767274
>How can anyone be rich if everyone is?
Bernie it's way past your bedtime
If you aren't going to concede the noms, you need to get your sleep so you can get out there and campaign tomorrow ~~

>>17767277
They(the government) bought useless IOUs from banks...
The banks literally sell the goverment terrible ass useless shit with made up numbers for billions or even trillions of dollars. Its a pyramid scheme that WILL run out of assets and then the government will be left holding the bag.

Its literally bags of shit the banks are "selling"
to the government in overnight repos
It fucked up in sept and is now on life support needing a trillion dollar injection

>>17767241
>retard
you can't use that kind of ablist language, shitlord!

>>17767298
Based and nothingburgerpilled

>>17767298
anon, I...

>>17767333
think fast

>>17767219
>implying there's a chance in hell I'm not buying the dip
LMAO of course I am, that's what dips are for.

I just looked at Tyson before I sent that and saw it was above the band! Also does business with Chyna. And was looking at JPM as saw it was about to hit. But CEO may be dying so I'll stay tuned for now.

Anything not in the food-service or finance that looks good to you?

Maybe it's another no-sleep night so I can do some research and set some limit buys!

I'm fairly certain that fucking schizo musician without health insurance that used to tripfag over a year ago is currently posting in this thread, but I completely fucking forget what his tripcode used to be.

>US futures +4%
>VIX -2%

>>17766177

>>17767392
We bull market now get your cheapies while you can

>>17767274
If we plunder the stars we won't have to fight for the scraps on earth

>>17767381
>Anything not in the food-service or finance that looks good to you?
yes everything, buy everything
>>17767386
yeah teh profit needs to open up space in his homeless tent Im about to move in

>>17767325
>useless IOUs from banks
Wrong. The US is not buying corporate bonds. That is what the ECB has discussed doing though.

You should really learn about QE and repo, it'd very interesting and frightening. But if you're going to spread fear, you should at least get your facts right.

>>17767386
Don't ask him! He's embarrassed that he was ever a tripfag. Something about having a trip being a pathetic need for attention and desperation for identity in the real world... I forget exactly how he said it.

>>17767448
that's a big horn you got there bud
mistress kicking you out? can't you just use cactus to pay the rent? Or is that money to buy cheapies...

>>17767405
>>17766177
>Saw the 2nd video and filename "I am the cook" before seeing the original "I am the cook" gif posted earlier in the thread
>Still immediately thought of that original "I am the cook" clip
I've been using this website wayyy too much and wayyy too long.

>6 minutes to INO premarket
Wish me luck guys

>>17767448
>teh profit
Yeah, that guy!
He needs to make room for 3 because I might be joining too

>bloomberg calling it a dead cat bounce

>>17767448
You own most of the BWL.A stock in existence by now, they should let you sleep in their corporate office overnight at the very least

>>17767298
Dont delude yourself bull. A bounce up from a huge drop like 2300 in a single day is pretty common. We will be back to red all next week.

>>17767470
my mistress beat the fuck out of me and I have 0 weekly income until hollywood opens back up, this is like really bad
Im actually in major distress at th moment its not anything to do with stock
>>17767521
Thats a 20 hour drive
>>17767496
ok we need a drummer, learn the drums

>>17767225

Today mostly high tech and machinery exports ... and some tourism. German engineering has really gone to shit and we've jumped into the gap left there. Also, lots of business with Eastern Europe

lol imagine holding your puts overnight

WHAT WAS THAT

Since about when has crypto been following the stock market? Shit went free fall anywhere from 30-60% down depending on the coin.

>tfw no circuit breakers in crypto

>>17767559
I'm sorry to hear that
me too unironically
Ohhhh I forgot you had that thing, I have a friend who does press tours and conventions and shit... I should probably make sure he's not starving

I need to figure out a good skill to learn or new hustly that will work well if we get one of those global depression things.

/smg/ = Supermarket general?

It was amusing to see the shelves so empty. Not a single packet of pasta left. I already bought 30kg though

How many FLIR shares for one night with this warm hole?

>>17767559
this is a huge opportunity
while Hollywood is shut down, people are still going to want fresh entertainment content.
Remember all those Werner Herzog films? Be like Werner. Do the drugs, get a super hot wife 40 years younger than you, get out on the streets with a camera, and get some footage. If everything else is shut down, it mean you have no competition for the massive, unbelievably large entertainment market.
Get out there with a camera and some lighting equipment and show the world your vision

>>17767585
I'm actually going to buy a Steyr Aug, not even joking
I need to learn some Austrian tech/electronics companies. I'm somewhat familiar with some European tech companies because I work for a Belgian firm and we use all euro stuff. BnR automation is the austrian company that comes to mind. They make good stuff (X20 PLCs etc.)

>>17767623
Why would you buy 30kg of pasta?

>>17767655
because it turns into 70 kg of pasta when you add water
gotta eat big to get big

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhoim6czy1I

https://www.biometricupdate.com/202001/mastercard-certifies-first-contactless-biometric-payment-card-from-thales-and-fingerprint-cards

https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/11/fingerprint-cards-vd-har-kopt-totalt-100-000-aktier-6-9-mars.html

https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/10/fingerprint-ordforande-johan-carlstrom-kopt-101-280-b-aktier.html
https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/11/fingerprint-cards-ordforande-johan-carlstrom-kopt-mer-aktier.html
https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/12/fingerprint-cards-johan-carlstrom-fortsatter-kopa-aktier.html
https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/13/fingerprint-cards-johan-carlstrom-fortsatter-kopa-aktier.html

https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/10/fingerprint-ledamot-juan-vallejo-kopt-aktier-for-13-mln-kr.html
https://www.avanza.se/placera/telegram/2020/03/11/fingerprint-cards-styrelsemedlem-koper-aktier-for-12-mln-kr.html

What hustles/skills work well during a depression?

>>17767655

Because I knew I wouldn't be able to buy any for months

>>17767685
That's what I asked!

>>17767685
the same exact skills that work well all the time:
be attractive and charismatic, and then just do whatever you want.

...the firm handshake
A certain look in the eye and an easy smile...

>>17767685
If you can overcome your gag reflex you'll have a steady source of income

Last four digits of this post is how much the Dow is up tomorrow

>>17767685
Oiling some fucking nooses is probably a lucrative business right now

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE FED DOING???? literally dead catting the market like some amateur panicking company keep dumping this is fucking spooky

>>17767734
Tomorrow's Saturday.

>>17767776
they haven't started pumping equities yet
if they do, you'll know

Wow... I should use twitter more often!

>>17767776
They are getting raped by Le Bond Market and Arab Oil Dumps.

It's going down aaaggggaaainnnnn noooooooooo

>>17767392
>dax +2.40%
after yesterday -12% it's fair

>>17767789

This is going to end very badly. I don't think I've ever seen a more desperate and manipulatedarket in every fashion. I think it's time to go off grid regardless of the virus or happening or not. I'm done with society

>>17767685
sell your boi pussy

FTSE already shreading the opening gains

We are definitely out of the bottom. I just bought €2000 in stocks in the last 18 minutes.

how do i invest in cats, /smug/?

>>17767826
just be yourself bro

Is this central bank pumping or buying the bottom?

seriously considering buying $55 of btc...
but... I could just buy another KO!!

im not buying anything until april

>>17767866
The fed injected 5b a few hours ago.

>companies and outlets giving everyone till the end of March to stay home and try not to catch/pass the virus
>as soon as April hits, everyone will violently flood back into the public square, causing anyone still incubating or having it without telling will cause mass spread
>Wave 2 commences

If stocks are shitty now, just imagine in a few more weeks. Companies will be so backlogged that people will both be overworked and susceptible to corona-chan.

SHORT SELLING BANNED

>>17766664
>Oof that's a nice bum... but really all she has is her youth, makeup skills, army of betafollowers... uhhhh she's set for life isn't she?
isn't that what makes women attractive? their youth, fertility, and not being hideous. their sex appeal. at least enough to make men want to fuck them. which makes them think they are perfect and deserve the best. unlike the other way around. which doesn't work because women expect too much. but are not willing to offer more than a wet hole. and have a lower sex drive

>>17767653

>I'm actually going to buy a Steyr Aug, not even joking

Good lad! Fine Austrian engineering! Engineer and entrepeneur here, mostly dealing in steel and metalworking industry. B&R is a good example, others would be e.g. Pirkheim, ASMAG (though I heard they are "restructuring"), Fill Maschinenbau, FACC, voestalpine, Voith Hydro ... list goes on and on. We'd actually be in a decent position after the crisis if our companies can sit through it somehow. And even if not, just found new ones afterwards, unless we all go full Mad Max the know how stays.

>>17767937
Is Austria as pozzed as Germany? Might come for a visit after this is all over.

>>17767886
Might be a good idea to hold out even longer.
Soon we'll start seeing businesses going bust and massive layoffs happening, which are going to cripple the market even further for months to come.
Also we're only now starting to see the effects of the Chinese material shortage. Give it a month and everything is going to be way more fucked as it's not only speculative panic that affects the markets, but real fundamental things getting assraped.

>>17767905
This is like a roller coaster ride with many ups and downs, but eventually it's going to hit the ground.
It's the most fun I have had in a good while.

>>17767912
Some of them have other nice things, a smile that makes you feel good and a cute laugh, good bone structure, nice skin and hair, good musculature, a good trick like knowing how to play the piano...

really bored atm. Any good /biz/-related youtube channels to follow / binge-watch?

>>17767653
I havent been on the actual set in many years, and i Remember its awful. I hate people in the film industry they make me want to throw up
>>17767618
Im actually going to starve since I spent 3 weeks of income on a fancy new computer 2 days ago and everything else is illiquid

>>17767998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thfJXeMzedc&list=PLdIZc_RaumFDlP041khqznqCOZrMsEgji

>>17767824
you did good, today is going to be a pathetic attempt at recovery, we'll close green but not too high enough to offset yesterday's gains
cash out at the end of the day, monday is going to be red

>>17767964

>Is Austria as pozzed as Germany?

lads, which good online brokers actually work with regular Dutch bank accounts? there's no debit cards here, only iDeal

>>17767937
I'll have to look those other companies up. Thanks again :)

>>17768008
what kind of computer ~


>>17768010
the repo meme is stale
the next misunderstood doomer hype train is already starting: "autocallables"
get on board, don't get left behind !

>>17768021
With Dow futures being at +5%, I didn't dare wait for 14:30 local time, we are sluts who always follow the American stock market. I still have the feeling that most stocks will go down quite a bit again between 3-4PM and closing time, because people with paper hands might not dare to hold corona bags over another (potential) bad weekend of news.

VACCINE MADE AND NOW IN TESTING STAGE

BUY BUY BUY

>>17768008
n-no
can't you return it, buy food, and a shittier computer? and then when you have money again, return the shitty computer and buy a better one? And if you don't have money... just return it to try out another shitty computer?

I know they keep track of people who do that though, there are private agencies who store that type of stuff on consumers

>>17768055

One is glad to be of service! Would love telling you mine but not gonna dox myself. ;)

Italy and Spain banning shorting kek

>>17768069
holy shit... for real?
bullish.

>>17768082
Its real
https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/sk/coronavirus-vaccine-made-in-saskatchewan-is-now-in-the-testing-stages

2 years of Vanguard gains wiped out in a week, feels cold.

>>17768069
You can’t make a flu vaccine they mutate so often that once you hv a vaccine it’s already a different strain that’s why people have to get a flu jab every year as it changes every year

>>17767717
aah yes the firm handshake great idea in times like these

>>17768069
>corona has hiv components
>so does the vaccine
>injecting yourself with hiv willingly

>>17768114
Good thing it's not a flu vaccine then

>>17768114
But I thought it's not the flu?

>DAX already falling back to yesterday's close
ohnonono

Europe already shitting its bed again

>>17768133
>he doesn't take truvada for prep

2% fall within 30 minutes

>>17768149
It’s corona chan, the almighty kek god has sent to eradicate the Jews and the non believers a mortal vaccine will have no effect on this virus

>Now even Yuros are pumping
>Even though Austria will be on lockdown like Italy next week and Germany after that
The panic from the Boomers and Bulls is pure comedy.
Kek

>>17767978
I can't say I'm necessarily having fun (even if I am now richer) but I'm definitely not bored.

>>17768133
>air has air in it
>breathing
>breathing air willingly

>>17768055
its a cyberpowerpc from bestbuy its probably overpriced because I dont know anything about computers and just asked for the best thing they had in stock. I dont even play video games, what game should I buy?
>>17768071
no Im going to become a pro gamer and win a tournament, I just have to choose my game to learn wisely

>Once the Austrian chancellor announces the new laws today, ATX will drop like a bowling ball out of world trade center 1
I am hard now

>>17768182
its dumping, fuck them i wanted cheap shorts

>>17768195
>air is HIV
This has to be the biggest Bull cope ever on this board.
Kek

>>17768182
Austria here, can confirm. People are freaking out already.

>>17768149
other anons are retarded but corona literallly can't get a vaccine, no coronavirus has ever got a vaccine

buy next week or do you guys reckon this shit is going to cause a recession?

London Stock Exchange bans short selling
>London Stock Exchange bans short selling
London Stock Exchange bans short selling
>London Stock Exchange bans short selling

Bearfags BTFO!!!

https://www.londonstockexchange.com/exchange/news/market-news/market-news-detail/other/14459749.html

>>17768223
>its dumping,
Nice, get ready for this >>17768218
Then buy super cheapies!

>>17768218
What laws will be announced, and why will they lead to ATX dropping?

>>17768245
>is going to cause a recession
this is like the "is this going to change my life or become a pandemic"
it literally already is bud

>>17768236
No corona has needed one as much as this one, so a lot more money is being pumped into it.

>>17768208
once the golden bull run starts, buy EU IV and all the DLC, but only when it's 50% off on steam sale

if you want to be a progamer, uhhh start with Osu! (it's free, you click along with anime music)
that will get your mouse skills up
then you can play other games and go pro

>>17768247
o shit

>>17768261
SARS????????????? don't be dum dum

>>17768247
Wait, they can do that?

>Finland 11% down
Yeeeah buddy.
Now hitting 2016 levels.
When it goes under 3k we'll be back to 2014 levels.

>>17768114
>You can’t make a flu vaccine

That's where you're wrong, kiddo

>>17768257
Dropping 20% in a week isn't a recession you nigger. It's just a bunch of boomers having strokes and smashing the sell button.

>>17768247
WOOOO

OI LADS, GREGGS IS SAVED FOR ANOTHER DAY YEAH

YOU HEAR THAT? ITS TIME TO GO ALL IN YA NONCE

>>17768247
now boomers don't have a chance to hedge against their portfolio anymore, how is this a free market?

S&P 500 is gonna tank again today right guys?

Dax has fallen 3% in 50 minutes

>>17768235
>Austria here, can confirm. People are freaking out already.
My company is making everyone go on home office, yesterday my company (before home office) told us to buy sanitizers and NO STORE HAD ANY LEFT!
The supermarkets are also fucking empty now, all the essential foods are gone, kek this is going to be big.
And Kurz will announce the lockdown today!
Get ready for civil unrest in a rich 1st world Western European country my market Niggers!!

>>17768286
>tripping the breakers twice in a week isn't a surefire sign of a recession
are you literally retarded or

>CHINA IS SAID TO OFFER FOREIGN FIRMS ADDITIONAL 15% CUT IN INCOME TAX FOR FOREIGN INVESTMENT IN CENTRAL AND WESTERN REGIONS
fucking sneaky chinks

>>17768247
>Bears and bulls fucked
Feels good to be a /nobagger/

>>17768279
the chinese did that for years, and then they opened up the market to short sellers. after a bit it got so out of hand they banned it again. i think its still available but you can only short companies on the shanghai composite with good fundamentals, etc

>>17768268
I already own EU4 I Just havent played it since 2015. Im pretty good and lucky with it, Ive almost done a world conquering with the one provence nation of Yaroslavl. the trick is to ally lithuania and pray they dont merge into commonwealth

>>17768292
you can be certain that the big players were already notified and could get into position for the big dumpening

>>17768253
>What laws will be announced
Same shit Italy has, only essential places will be open likie Supermarkets, Post Offices, Police Stations, and Hospitals!

>>17767598
Yeah good point.
I deserve what's coming. Had to get greedy

>>17768286
The cope is strong on bullfags

So are we gonna see another negative day? Dax is already down to +1% after opening +3%

>>17767386
Yea I thought this may have been him (>>17767025), he was one of my favorite posters

>>17768271
How many people did SARS infect? A few thousand? This has infected hundreds of thousands and can't be contained. It doesn't matter how bad SARS had the potential to be, this is worse in reality.

DEUTSCH BANK DROPPIN FAT LOADS
>I REPEAT
DEUTSCH BANK DROPPIN FAT LOADS

>>17768311
it sounds like you're already a pro gamer...
I think they start as a vassal of muscovy on current patch
how many hours total in EU4 ?

Can someone explain to me in detail why the fuck people are freaking out to such a ludicrous scale?

>>17768328
I'm the one who called DOW to 20k 2 months ago you stupid nigger.

>>17768338
Negative by close almost definitely, it'll probably crab for a bit before dying.

>>17768349
What are you on about?

It better be a red day, guys.

>>17768301
>home office
I don't think this term means what you think.

>>17768338
Depends on the headlines. Belgium just announced Italy style lockdown so the panic might cause another rout

>>17768285
Here in U.K. if ur above a certain age you have to go and get a flu vaccine every year because the flu bug changes every year, this corona bug has probably mutated already so the vaccine they are making is most likely going to be useless considering it’s moved from Asia to Europe with two different climates

>>17768353
Because a disease with no cure is rapidly spreading and deaths are growing exponentially?

>>17768292
what about puts and bear-certs?

Now the right time to buy in shorts on europe? should have bought two hours ago..

>>17768353
>no vaccine will be made
>10% death rate without treatment
>literally everything is closed or will be closed by end of march
>extremely contagious
>targets the exact people who would be trading
>growth is exponential, within 3 months a billion will be infected

>>17768353
because it makes them feel alive in a way that the humdrum of modern life cannot
survival instinct and raw emotion and all that good stuff

>>17768353
>Global supply chains disrupted
>2 weeks of no productivity or buying for every person in the world
>Potential for many thousands to die
>General panic selling

>>17768396
High leverage bear certs (x15) from Morgan Stanley are "sold out", cant buy any

x10 are available though

>>17768292
Will the ban on short selling cause a massive sell off because you can't hedge anymore?

>>17768349
When the fuck is that bank going to collapse??? I've been waiting for so long

I am fully prepared for 6 months

>>17767789
>boomer remover
based zoomers

>>17768396
doubt they aren't banning that too, they are not that stupid

>>17768432
>inb4 they ban selling all together

>>17768456
>>17768456

>>17768456
>>17768456

new

>>17768456
>>17768456

>>17768438
>Implying banks will be allowed to collapse post 2008

>>17768438
I remember in 2018 when everyone was saying it'll shit the bed when it goes below 10.00

>>17768353
Because everyone knows that the entire market is held up by hot air and that bubble can be pricked very easily.
Corona isn't the real issue, it was just the catalyst for this everything bubble to get going.
We'll see DOW at 12k at the end of this shitstorm.
Remember that they never let 2008 play out properly. It was printed out of existence and that money printing has been going on ever since.
There comes a point where printing doesn't work anymore and things are going to get really fucked up. Especially considering how much debt everyone has.
This is going to get really ugly.

>>17768367
Nah, it's just that Germans use made up English terms. For example 'mobile phone' is 'handy'. Same in Japan with 'Salary man'

>>17768361
you aren't seeing the loads being squelched out of Deutch's spinky?

>>17768367
>I don't think this term means what you think.
Well in Austria it means you work at home

>>17768351
I dont remember, but Im more interested in Age of Empires 2 now since they have a 50k tournament this year and probably going to double prize pool next year. all top players from Scandinavian countries so they need good american representers

>>17768473

>There comes a point where printing doesn't work anymore

At one point injecting more money into market will suddenly act like a huge monetary AZ-5 button.

>>17768473
>2008 was never played out properly
LISTEN TO THIS MAN. 08 never popped. They inflated a broken bubble and covered it in tape.

The virus didn't have to be here for this to happen

>>17768363
>black belt in sucking dick

sign me up

>>17768483
Salary man is fine though, it just means you work for a company and thus get salary. But the japanese mansion(マンション) is fucking retarded.

>>17768564
very nice pit
very nice
exquisite

>>17766468
not saying this fuck is correct, but the measures chinks have taken have stopped the marked from imploding. my shares never went below a certain level. US shares in the other hand have seen lows that hadn't been hit in years. Market manipulation does work, which makes you wonder why the US hasn't implemented the same measures if they actually intended to not let the market crash.
plot twist: they want the market to crash.

>>17766841
>actually believing the (((experts)))

>>17768247
this is what should have been done from the start. uncovered short selling is pure manipulation. The damage (and the gains) is already done.

>>17768292
>UK
>free

You clearly have a lot to learn

>>17766390
Oh fuck the fucking Reddit shills. Stay calm everyone I've read both Marx and Engels they are both bullshit.

>>17768491
They do!? I loved that game!
Wonder why they use an outdated game

are futures green only because they banned short selling for spain and italy ? wtf

>>17768247
Lol, literally banning the Yang to the yin.

What could possibly go wrong...?

>>17768389
Flu has thousands of strains and hundreds of millions of carriers where it can mutate. It will take hundreds of years for coronavirus to get to the same level of genetic variance.

>>17768987
all yang :)