/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17745679
Women

My fucking seething hatred of the Chinese is actually pumping, invest while you can. I'll have strangled 10,000 chinese babies to death EOY

>>17745679

Real Estate is doing okay, or at least hasn't crashed yet. I think because it's a long-term asset and people understand this is a short-term problem

>>17745722
How do I buy in?

>>17745741
Kek

>>17745679
If the bubble is "everything", then nothing hold the value.

>>17745753
buy me a plane ticket to Wuhan

>>17745741
I hope this crashes into the fucking ground. Real estate is a bubble that must pop. 1950's house prices please. Good luck buying with your deflated garbage currency though.

>>17745786

How is that kekworthy?

I own land that cannot be siezed by some greedy landlord and I can grow my own food while you'll be shoved out on the street as the demand for rent skyrockets while mother fuckers get defaulted on their mcmansions

>>17745741
if it kills enough boomers that should get real estate moving next year.

>>17745679
RuneScape gold.

>>17745679
Guns, Medicine, Recreational Drugs, and Women

>>17745841
what are local governments gonna do when their tax base gets shredded? I love land as an asset, but if you're under 50, you probably massively overpaid and are on the hook for any budget deficit your local government has. Schools underfunded? Congrats, you got played.

Tendies
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-09/the-one-nikkei-stock-to-survive-the-rout-makes-frozen-nuggets

>>17745679
Toilet paper

>>17745722
How should the Chinese be punished for coronachan? Gassing or nuking?

>>17745710
>Women
No, even whore prices go down

Cash. Thank central banks and their ZIRP/NIRP/etc

>>17745941
>if you're under 50, you probably massively overpaid and are on the hook for any budget deficit your local government has.
this so damn hard

The US dollar. Good old Fiat

>>17745898
Unironically this

>>17746480
Nuking

>>17745679
>Precious metals down
How? Where is the money going?

>>17745679
PMs value is held by itself not judging by fiat currency.

sips

>>17745841
>I own land that cannot be siezed by some greedy landlord
You seriously own it? Take out a mortgage asap, the bank crisis is coming, loans will be forgiven and forgotten, cash will be king

USD

>>17745904
and RuneScape gold

>>17747522
Bonds are a $100 trillion global market and that's where everything is going

>>17745679
families are historically undervalued. as is purpose.

>>17745679
Dont ask why, I dont know either

>>17745741
Perhaps working remotely will start being more popular which will definitely even out real estate prices in cities vs suburbs

>>17746511
True but I think they haven’t become despwrate yet
I haven’t seen them change their prices yet. I give it a month until they start offering serious discounts.

>>17747851
Is DogeCoin the one true crypto?

>>17745679
Real estate and bond market, two biggest markets are fine. Depression requires bond market crash, but bonds are very high so pension funds etc. are doing great

>>17748024
it has always been
through every crash, dogecoin has been resilient

>>17748083
>bonds are very high so pension funds etc. are doing great

>>17747522

Paper gold and silver being sold to cover losses. It will keep going down until it will rocket upwards.

>>17745679
My fat dick

>>17745679
love has most value and never loses its value and it's free!

>>17747886
This is an interestningsing point

>>17745679
>>17746249
OFFICIAL hidden /biz/ discord
discord gg xFuuSTZ

it has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down

I think a car has value
Because you can drive on it and not drive inside a bus

Inside a bus is a lot of infectionized peoples

>>17745722

>>17746480
Both of 'em, but slowly