/biz/ - Business & Finance

its unironically over

stonk dead

buy the dip

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>>17745099
WHO /FUCKEDUPANDSOLDSPXUAFTERTHEPUMP/ HERE

>he bought?

Where we dropping boys

>starting a law degree this year
what should i do lmao

>tfw my 401k was halted on March 1st because I'm rolling it over to my new job

Talk about timing lads

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
that is all thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM

listen to boomers commit suicide in real time

There it is, the pump to end all pumps

>>17745099
Puts on everything! its the global pandemic happening!

This is amazing.
The boomers are all dead, and soon so will be the parasites that built up an political and economic empire around servicing their needs.

e sould? pomp et

Bog me daddy

>>17745149
Might be time for a few gap years unless you’ve got enough money to be unaffected by all of this lawanon

>>17745149
you are safe
im the one who is fucked
>summer internship with a financial firm in a bear market

Maybe this time China will realize how fucking badly they messed up and stop creating these man-made viruses?

>sell my SQQQ to take profit
>or buy more to make more profit
Being a based bear is tough work, but someone's gotta do it.

>>17745099
I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. Everyone will become so bored because of CV that shitposting and trading is going to cause a huge boom in the market. People are going to start trading companies like shitcoins, not caring at all that no one is even working at those companies. Strap in for the golden age of non-sequitur trading.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JEROME STOP I HAVE PUTS IN EVERYTHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17745149
you trying to find some nigger on the internet who will tell you

>nah bro just be a neet and buy soxl you'll be the next elon musk

go to school and make something of yourself, faggot

>>17745149
switch to nursing school and buy up a bunch of ventilators and charge rich boomers with corona for medical treatment.

Shorties bamboozled again.

Aaaand WALLAH! Just like that, a trillion dollar pump has been erased by the overwhelming pressure of the bears.

POMP EET

I just talked to Jerome
huge pump at 3:30

>>17745193
In all liklihood there will be a small rally tomorrow. I'd say sell at a profit now and hold the cash until closing tomorrow. Monday is going to be another big red day.

>>17745168
and now the dump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPav5QkWuYs

He sold?

>>17745189
China only fucked up when they bailed out the US in 2008. This is them fixing their mistake.

Here it comes boys.

fakest pump ive ever seen git gud feds

God just let it fall for fucks sake, give people a chance to buy in low and be like boomers

>had to complete 17 captchas to make this post
I hate what hiro did to this fucking website

>>17745149
Save your money and drop out because most degrees are going to be useless when the "recession" hits. Also if you're planning to be a lawyer don't.

WOW, what a massive pump
I don't think Jerome can go another round, brrrrrrrs

THE S&P WILL NEVER, EVER BREAK THE SUPPORT AT 2506. SCREENCAP THIS POST.

these pumps are the most blatant shit ever

>>17745193
Buy tvix

>>17745215
Did they already dump everything in? Usually it takes a couple hours for the printer to run that much paper.

>>17745254
DUBS AND IT BREAKS TOMORROW

>>17745217
based

>>17745217
kek
-3700 is my dow price target

>>17745254
People are shorting with way to big expectations slingshoting it back up.

where the fuck do they get $1.5 trillion from?

>>17745250
buy pass gaijin

>3500 word mock project proposal due in 17 hours
>250 words written
>Didn't do the readings
>Don't know what I'm doing
>Can't stop watching numbers go down

Every government figure who announces they're infected, every new ban on public gatherings, every suspension of classes at a major university, every sports season delayed or suspended, every new tick on the red percentage readout that brings us closer to the circuit breaker. I'm filled with a vicarious thrill. I'm addicted to the red numbers. I can't stop getting up and pacing around my room, looking at all my cans of ravioli and bags of pasta, idly testing the heft of my nailbat. I need to look at the despair, the chaos, the confusion, the fear. I have nothing at stake. I got out of crypto with a £200 loss. I just love to watch it happen.

LMAO the pump is over

PPT doesn't have the same potency when they're working from home.

>>17745294
Money printer goes BRRRRRRRRRRR

>>17745294
They magic it into reality

>>17745232
They were so propped up by the US it would have made less sense not to.

>>17745294
People who are dumb enough to save in fiat/have a meager savings account.

>>17745294
Welcome to the federal reserve. Where "money" is magically made and given out.

>>17745294

>>17745294
money printer go brbbbrbrbrbrrr brbr brbrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr zzbrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr

>>17745294
the shadow realm

>>17745294
Seems this guy's had a little too much to think officer.

>>17745294you print it

Jerome already blew his load.
No more pumps.
No one is going to go long overnight.
Dump incoming.

>>17745099
>/smg/

Mfw buying dips while shorting in the way down

Not sure if /smg/ listens to this indian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT1N_48aX_Q

these pumps are getting sad

do i hold an s&p bear etf overnight?

>>17745311
PPT is final 20 mins only, newfriend

Pathetic pump attempt

>>17745254
It will be gone tomorrow. Friday sell offs are brutal enough now add in that every weekend we get major outbreak news.

>buy
>it dips
>sideways a few days
>sell to break even
>skyrockets 10%

is this where the bog memes come from
it literally feels like a goblin is reading my mind and fucking with me with infinite power

WHAT A DUMP!!!

>>17745314
>>17745324
is it enough to help bankrupt the country?

>>17745339
I wouldnt do SHIT overnight these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ3Bb4UsXhU

>>17745294

>>17745346
we pump on fridays baka

>>17745334
Is anyone here even going to long overnight?

Here we go boys! Final stretch!

>>17745254
That shit is gone overnight
Limit down again

KEK ASIAN GUY ON YAHOO FINANCE SEETHING OVER RACISM

>>17745356
No. The only way to “bankrupt” the country is to kill everyone. A nations true currency is its people.

NOOOOO MY FUCKING MONEY!!!

Seriously, how long will it take to get back to where we were before this crash

>>17745254
I concur. This is literally the lowest it will be in our life times.

>>17745387
There are unironically still some deluded cocky bulls here.

START BUYING

>scuffed batman
well, it is officially over bros

>>17745369
inspired thread theme choice

>>17745349
You haven't yet understood that your mentality is so shit that you are scared, and at the point where things are finally not scary, you make your move, markets pray on this.

Long story short: stop being scared.

>>17745337
I did I forgot what he said though, I know it was kind of inline with what the chans generally think

>>17745349
>do a bunch of trades in the last two weeks
>up a little bit but been going up and down on losses
>if I had just done my very first trade two weeks ago and done literally NOTHING else I would be up 1000%

Shit like this is what discourages people from even going into trading memes

>>17745405
Anon there is no getting back to where we were it's gone

>>17745398
constitutional and patroiotpilled

I fucking hate this crab market.

>>17745409
Still keeping the dream alive?

>>17745398
You mean white men who are the only net positive tax payers.

>tfw been waiting for another crash since 2008
>tfw in a few weeks going to invest everything i have

It's going to dump at the close like yesterday, -2500 Incoming.

5 minutes and there won't be any breakers until 21%

10 minutes til pump

strap in bros

>>17745254
Joke's on you, my exit signals for my FAZ are not even close to triggering. The dumping will last all month, guaranteed. Then we'll enter a sustainable bear market for the rest of the year.

>>17745317
I know, I just like shutting down Americans who think they are superior to chinks by reminding them they bailed them out.

>>17745356
It's impossible to bankrupt us, they can print enough money though where a dollar is essentially worth half a penny

VIX is at a higher level than 2008 btw.

>>17745445

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Sour Hour

>started the year with about 293k in stonks
>down to a cool 243k

I'm getting tired of winning guys.

Does the breaker system work at all bros?

Is a $400 Tesla put expiring 4/9/20 too risky in your opinion?

AND I'M FREEEEEE
FREE FAALLIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>17745445
>crab market
>been in free fall since two weeks
where are you looking my man?

>>17745337
Thought this guy was an absolute fucking idiot before I heard him today. The fact that he was able to change his views based on incoming information so quickly and adapt to the situation after really analyzing it made me do a complete 180 on him. Very lucid and understands the market. 10/10 listen.

>>17745425
it was interesting to hear his comments on the natural resource sector of $1.6T in debt that needs to get bought if they go tits up

>>17745477
look at bond yields bro. this is liquidation.

>>17745445
Are you retarded?

>>17745477
VIX 71
OH FUCK!!!

>>17745482
kill yourself

>>17745512
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Reminder to those with puts! We have just lost big in the past few days! Please do not be surprised at an absurd pump tomorrow!

>>17745254

>>17745477
I don't get it... people are employed and there's like jobs. we might end up with a labor shortage if this actually kills somebody (which it won't because it's not even real).

ITS GONNA TAKE A GIGANTIC SHIT INTO THE CLOSE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ojedxpk2G8

>>17745405
It took almost 5 years for the S&P to break ATH again after 2008.

>>17745519
>futures

>>17745477
I'm retarded how do you make money off VIX, long or short it?

>>17745470
I live in America and I approve.

>>17745149
>>starting a law degree this year
Unless you’re going to an ivy league or have tuition paid for, consider dropping out.

>>17745492
Hold on to it for one more week

>>17745539
>SOON

>>17745294

a literal printer over at the Federal Reserve.....

Why doesn't the FED and Trump inject $ into health care/scientific R&D companies instead of bailing out banks?

S&P isn't breaking 2.500. The pump from the covering will be huge.

>>17745490
Its not till S&P is at -13%

>>17745519
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE ARE GOING DOWN BIGLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VIX AT 2008 LEVELS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17745492
>Is a $400 Tesla put expiring 4/9/20 too risky in your opinion?
Yes

five minutes til people realize there's no pump coming

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>>17745165
people are literally shouting and screaming on the floor

We need to scoop up the cheapies. GO! GO! GO! Everybody get greedy as fuck.

>>17745518
I have to hold, my daytrade limits reached

>>17745254
The state of this anon

>>17745572
I mean does breaking do anything? It seems rather arbitrary

>>17745565
Because if banks fall, modern society will collapse.

>>17745594
the fed already nutted their load earlier

>>17745565
Because jews

>>17745519
>DAX Futures
>-12%
Tomorrow will be a bloodbath.

>>17745356
You can print money to shit up the currency, but you can't bankrupt the country. The Fed is letting inflation go above 2% since there was a time where it was "too low", now they take the opportunity to incentivize spending by poomping the markets, which also saves them (the markets) from getting JUSTed. There is nothing too bad about printing money, people here meme a lot about it but it helps the economy a lot, they already cut the interest rates by 0.5 points, what do people expect them to do? Allow for a recession to happen?

>>17745566
>two weeks ago
>"S&P isn't breaking 3000. The pump from the covering will be huge."

MLB IS CANCELLED

>>17745605
its back

Thew jewgle live ticker stopped updating reeee

>>17745609
Stops well now it won't, it's past 3:25

>>17745641
That was today for the dax

What the fuck is going on here my qtrade is giving me a totally different price for SQQQ than when I search on google what the hell

>>17745650
>three weeks ago
>"nobody cares about some chinese illness"

>>17745650
This is the bottom of the 18 dip. It's the last support for the S&P.

Sold 90% this morning at like 1.3m across RH and fidelity...

>>17745650
Repeat for every support level until 1500.

>>17745641
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLACK FRIDAY THE 13TH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17745609
It stops bots from instantly taking the market to pound town. Because the breakers exist, automated trading can't cascade into a selling loop.

Short
P
Y

Long
C
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>>17745645
let the pressure out or it builds up worse and worse

>>17745594
There is always a pump at the end. Last 15 minutes we will be down only 500 points. Screencap this.

>Deutsche Bank is at 4.92€
>Still lives
Why hasn't the Euro and the EU crashed yet???

fucking hell
im just gonna sleep for 5 months
hopefully amd is at 60 by then

SPORTS
P
O
R
T
S

Cancelled!

Friendly reminder that small caps get hit the hardest during recessions but also make the biggest gains during bull runs!

>>17745711
t. increasingly nervous boomer

>>17745611
>banks fail
>modern society collapses
>no vaccine found for Covid
>everybody dead
oh

>>17745686
you made it

>>17745686
how do

>>17745686
Then sold more, only had about 6% puts, 94% cash

Bought back to 20% before fed fucked me with a green dildo, but bought even more puts near the top of that dildo.

Is there any chance we see less than -10% today? :-(

where's powell at, it's fake and gay pump hour

>>17745720
WRONG

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/03/12/coronavirus-bodies-italy-quarantine/

from WaPo on Italy:

Then, for more than 36 hours, the Italian actor and mixed martial arts trainer was trapped at home with Teresa Franzese’s decaying body, unable to find a funeral home that would bury her.

“I have my sister in bed, dead, I don’t know what to do,” Franzese said in a Facebook video over the weekend, pleading for help. “I cannot give her the honor she deserves because the institutions have abandoned me. I contacted everyone, but nobody was able to give me an answer.”

OH JEROME

>>17745601
You're right baggy we should wait for more clarity and resist the temptation to buy now given the current uncertainty

>>17745720
Im only sad about Hockey

Bear trap set. Pump of astronomical proportions happening tomorrow. I'll be riding that golden elevator, sorry bearfags

>AMD sub 40
>close nearing and INO still not above 10

>>17745686
I am envious. I just want to get up to 25k so I can daytrade, with that I would be satisfied

>NO PUMP

ONLY FREE FALL NOW.

>>17745726
give me

WILL WE HIT TEN PERCENT?

Currently $511k cash RH, $200k cash fidelity.

Rest is spy puts.

get ready! no circuit breakers in the last 30 minutes!!!!

>>17745750
HAHAHA

ITS DUMPING!!!!!!!

just go below 21k already, who are you trying to fool you whore

>>17745720
/sp/ ON SUICIDE WATCH

-10% soon

there is no safe haven my bonds and gold are getting just as ass fucked the same as equities

fuck this gay market

OFFICIAL hidden /biz/ discord:
discord gg xFuuSTZ
It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down
join join join

>>17745755
>because the institutions have abandoned me.
What lesson have we learned today /biz/?

i’m still 50/50 on tomorrow

on the one hand we’ve been red many days in a row, and today is particularly bad
on the other hand, every friday has been shit for weekd

>they waited for the pump
>but the pump never came

>>17745099
Making very easy gains today shorting spx500 at x20 leverage with 200 euro

Put all USD in GALT
Put all CAD in Blackberry

See you guys when I'm a millionaire.

looks bros
bull or bear i think we can all agree

thank god for dead boomers

>>17745829
we call it pooicide watch at /sp/

>>17745840
dilate and then have sex

>S&P hovering at 2500
>VIX creeping ever higher
If the PPT doesn't pump into the close...

>boomer cries of anguish on the floor
This is great.

>>17745840
FUCK OFF FAGGOT

Did anyone hear that muffled cough on CNBC, it was followed by some darting eyes.

>>17745232
are you retarded? who do you think buys what china makes? if the western markets collapse china collapses with them.

>>17745775
Fun fact:

I put $40k in fidelity and $69k into Robinhood.

But in fidelity I was all puts, while Robinhood had deposit limits, so I put in $10k then more gradually as they allowed me.

Also did yolo shit like buying snss calls in RH because I'm a fomoing idiot and thought the snss guy seemed polite and nice

Literally just started buying stocks. Bought some cheap ass stocks from Halliburton and Pfizer. Bought SQQQ yesterday cause everyone is talking about it. Dont really mind since I only started with sub 200 bucks. I'm thinking hold since I spent so little theres no where else to go but up. Thoughts, suggestions?

>>17745671
15m delay, you need real time quotes for the accurate pricing (google, yahoo finance, etc.)

Imagine if this was the year your TDFs were to be cashed out.
Holy shit.

>>17745650
well, pump is huge, but it's still not enough

>>17745263
>Did they already dump everything in? Usually it takes a couple hours for the printer to run that much paper.
With the amount of money that they need to offset this they aren't printing paper, they are typing extra numbers into an account somewhere.

Fuck I have no idea what to put my money in. I wanted to get into SQQQ but that ain't gonna happen it looks like

>>17745856

We filled the down gap left in VIX in 2008!!!!!!!!!
>>17745884
just heard it!

>>17745900
nigga did you even read what sqqq is lmao

>>17745884
holy based

>>17745686
any plays you're planning to make by the end of the day?

>We are at mid 21k's
Tomorrow will be an ocean of blood at 19k

>>17745902
Why the hell would qtrade not provide live quotes

>I've only lost 8 dollars so far in this crisis.
>Out of the 2.5k I have still in the market.
Just waiting for the other shoe to drop desu.

So this is the power of 1.5 TRILLION Powellbucks
wow, it's fucking nothing

No last 30 min pump?

-9.01% broken
it's all downhill from here

they really don't want it above -9%

Just bought some khc for $20.18. Thanks for the cheapies!

>wake up
>S&P crashed 8%
>TSX down 12%
>Trudeau and the minister of defense has it
Is this the end of the world

HAMMER TVIX

>>17745967
You guys seem to think repos are stimulus but they aren't. They just keep the banks liquid.

DUMP!

>>17745840
Nice discord. Would be a shame if it got reported.

>>17745149
go into class actions plaintiff side work and enjoy becoming a millionaire

>>17745900
sell your SQQQ dude

>>17745981
You're watching it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
boomers are yelling about croronavirus lmao
they're losing it

Kek just now on yahoo finance
>did the 1.5 trillion work Neil?
>look at the screen, no!

>no pump today, PPT finally ran out of dosh

I think we're officially at the bottom. bonds keep going down.

CRABBED

>It's staying at -9%

ohhhh shit boys I feel something coming

How are you lads holding up? When should i sell so my money still has value? Uvxy btw

>>17745900
>blindly buying random stocks you see mentioned in /smg/
Based

holy shit the amount of traffic this board is having right now. I dont think it will ever get more than this

>>17746034
HA!

I’ve been waiting for a crash for years. Finally invested a year and a half ago. The entirety of those gains wiped out.

But. I sold everything and invested in bear CFDs and made it all back in one day.
CFD leveraged bets is the real voodoo.

I knew it was going to be bad, but I just woke up and italy closed down 16.6 fucking percent

What happened?

>>17746022
not yet, this isn't the bottom

buy SRTY, russell is falling harder and I bet it'll keep falling harder

>>17746041
>bottom
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>17746065
Is the sticky still up?

>>17745958
same as wealthsimple

>>17746045
I was up $250 this week but lost it all today.

THE DUMP IS HERE!!!!!

NINE POINT TWO I REPEATE NINE POINT TWO

>>17746045
+2.4k (153%)

currently holding EWJ with 3 weeks left and printing.

>>17746041
Sure thing champ

the bottom right now seems to be ground fucking zero and we're heading there real fast

ahahahahahahahhaha the $1.5T fed pump JUSTed

its pretty much over for now.

>>17746098
no but it should be

>>17746067
welcome to the bear club bro
take all you can, this feast isn't a regular recurrence

>>17746042
It's the S&P holding everything up.

>>17745150
>hes not buying these cheapies with his 401k
yikes imagine being proud you stopped buying at the high

>>17746022
It will keep going down

This is the best happening since Bitcoin mooned.

Short buybacks incoming.

>>17746123
I just got some more today, sold the ones I had on monday, poor Japan

STOP GOING UP YOU FUCKING NUMBERS

>>17746139
Who knows, we mightve been sitting at -20% by now without it... what couldve been...

HERE'S THE PUMP

It's over isnt it?

Lmao this totally organic pump, they're trying their hardest

SHE PUMPIN.

>>17746073
Trump announced travel ban from and to Europe
Italy mortality rate is around 6 / 7 %

>FED pumps 1.5T's into it
>Does nothing
>Goes free fall
ARE YA READY KIDS??

>>17745711
nigger Jerome cost us 500 billion dollars for fucking meme bump that only lasted 12 minutes. The fuck you think another pump is gonna do?

PUMP IT UP

College retard here. Have about $1000 to play with. Can I hang in the options game right now or do I need a real job with better income?

>>17746041
nice b8 m8
no one is really this dumb right?

The pump has begun.

>>17746143
no it shouldn't, it attracts all the fagcoin retards

THERE SHE IS

It's gonna do some last time gay ass pump to -6.5% or something

>cheap puts at 3:55

fuk im afraid of the market close dump

>>17746041
>at the bottom
Are you a retard?
Corona is only going to spread further and take more countries out of commission for months.

Minimal work. All social venues shut down. People discouraged from going out, restaurants dying, all major movies for months pushed forward.

How the fuck is this getting better before the bulk of the world has burned through the virus?

>>17746030
Why does the NYSE floor sound like a fucking casino?

>>17746186
but that's mostly really old folks who smoke. same thing happened in china.

some guys on CNBC said the Fed isn't buying enough.

$1.5T is NOT enough

>>17746187
They "only" put 1/3 of that in so far.

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol

ACCUMULATE

REFR

CHEAPIES

EARNINGS

TODAY

watch it push to 22k right now

>>17746198
what does that mean

Listen bros I know things are on fire but I just wanted to say this is the most fun I've had on /smg/ and you're all my frens no matter how bad it gets

crash this market with no survivors

>>17746199
my guy, with how fast this thread is right now it's effectively pinned to the top of the board anyway

>>17746190
yes, you can give your 1000 dollars to me by buying an option as a novice.

>>17746213
>casinos=gambling
>stocks=gambling
>NYSE floor sounds like a casino

>>17746222
Well we obviously need some outright fucking stimulus not just repos at this point. There needs to be a massive rate cut too.

>>17746186
Italy rates are not comparable to Asian rates because Italy failed to test their 'healthy' population so the base rate is already critical patients, and the infected but asymptomatic cases go unnoticed.

>>17746247
based frenposter

>>17746211
I will cough all over your account if you don't delete your post RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

S&P 2.500 made of diamonds.

>>17746219
it doesn't matter
all people hear is 6 or 7% death rate and it doesn't sound good to them

>>17746247
i love you too anon

It's off bois
"This is not a financial crisis"

https://flipboard.com/article/citigroup-s-corbat-says-this-is-not-a-financial-crisis-during-trump-meeting-wi/f-9e6f45f1ee%2Fcnbc.com

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE PPT

BREAK 2500
BREEEEEAAAAAK

>JDST

how low would we be without the FED printing money?

What if after Coronavirus, another virus picks up?Surely if this was a bioweapon released by North Korea, we're fucked, right?

>>17745990
>khc

I put in a limit order for 20.00 on KHC. Thanks for the tip. Nice dividends.

PUMP SHOT BLANKS
WE'RE DUMPING PAST 20K IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES AAAAAA

>>17746188
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EVEN THE FUCKING FED CANT FIX THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS THE NEW 9/11 GAME FUCKING OVER
THIS IS THE END
CAPITALISM IS DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE ARE GOING BACK TO FEUDALISM!!!!!!!!!

I hope y'all remembered todiversify and PROTECT YOUR GODDAMN NECK

GALT is as low as it was in like 2016. God damn.

>>17746232
>hasn't been above 3 in 4 years
>"cheapies"
That's not what it means.

>be frenchfag
>forgot to buy DOW short etf during tarding hours
FUUUUUUUUUCK! What the FUCK do I do?

>>17746290
I don't trust any talking heads and neither should anyone else

For me? It's

SQQQ
DXD
SOXS
FAZ
TVIX
SRTY

So what should I buy now that the euro markets are closed biz?
I can only trade CATS certificates

the most flaccid pump in history of pumps

>>17746354
comment tu faites ça? tu utilises quel broker?

>>17746188
500billion or 1.5 trillion?

>>17746330
>diversify bro
>literally EVERYTHING is down

Gee I'm sure boomers are happy they diversified their losses rather than losing it all on the same thing.

>>17746357
never trust talking heads, politicians or tripfags. They're all equally retarded but for different reasons

the drop has arrived

>>17746337
WHO IS THIS JOHN GALT YOU KEEP SPEAKING OF?

>>17746330
I accidently bought a disney call im good lol

>>17746354
How bad is AirBus getting hit in Euro markets?

>The FED pump ain't doin shit
HAHAHAHAHAH FED BTFO

>>17746290
>a +20% market crash is totally not a financial crisis bros just buy stonks bros everything will be fine
Delusions. Boomers will lose their pensions. I'm so fucking happy right now.

BACK TO 9%
PUMP OBLITERATED

When are we buying USO, frens?

>>17746371
If I had a sixth sense I’d know they were gonna save the airline industry by announcing massive bailouts tomorrow and invest now when they’re in the tank.

Well was hoping for a late day sell off on SQQQ that sure as fuck didnt happen

Imagine if you had bought TVIX last month at 40 dollars

>>17746382
can confirm BND is down almost 6%
I have never seen this in my life

>>17746371
Degiro's trading webapp is an abomination.
It's like they managed to marry the worst of modern web design with the worst of deep-90s ERP software suite.

>>17746361
I’m shorting your TVIX, enjoy your last hours bobo

>>17746247

dont turn off the lights fren

>>17746408
Aaaaaand we're back

>>17746384
Not without the S&P breaking.

So when was the last time the Dow dropped 9% in a single day?

>>17746428
All the inverse funds will lose steam soon, the time to sell is when way too many people are joining the bandwagon for the short.

>>17746247
it's good but it will be even better when the golden age bull run starts

>>17746290
>h-hehe calm down peons
>n-no need for the average man to pull out, keep believing
>I need some retarded bag holders so I can cash out
>everything’s f-fine— wait did I say that out loud

>>17746404
>calling the pump dead this early
Just wait til 3:59 ;)

I'm so happy it's all burning down bros. The whole rotten structure.

FUCK boomers, FUCK Jews, FUCK banks

>>17746467
2008

>>17746381
well 500 billion was lost today on that bump but really the whole 1.5 trillion is lost cause he promised it over the next several days so it's priced in.

>>17746484
YAY

I sold all my puts except DB

already got fucked once for being greedy, tomorrow I'll use all my numoney on more puts

dow above -9% again
21400 diamond platinum support

10 minutes, bros

will it go down to -10%?

>>17746479
>Just wait til 3:59 ;)
Just like yesterday right?
Hahahah FED and Bulls on suicide watch

>>17746467
2008

Bears failed to beak the S%P it's covering pump time.

>>17746484
ok underage commie

>>17746425
Pinpoint all scheduled oil news for the month and buy on the surge. Russia and KAS must make peace or they will be dragged into the global recession.

what was THAT?

>>17746468
Lol well I dont wanna jump on it if its losing steam

>>17746428
I sold earlier today at $29.90, and was hoping for a pump to buy back in again. Guess I'm waiting for tomorrow now.

>>17746467
2008

What happened to "green by tomorrow morning?"

>>17746382
inverse etf's are kinda green if you havnt noticed, protective puts are saving peoples lives right now too

also BONDS, and always have some liquid cash on hand, because you never know when opportunity will come knocking

>>17746448
thanks bro, just doubled my strangle position VIIX

>>17746468
>when way too many people are joining the bandwagon for the short.
Will that be tomorrow? I gotta know if I should double down or pull out. Please give me your insight as a 24 year old neet virgin.

Fucking annoying, they will pump at the last second so it is not the worst percent drop in history

close your positions
market is retarded, you never know what happens overnight. there will be plenty of entries in the morning

Powell says PUMP IT

>>17746188
Anon the 1.5 trillion is for operation repos, they are short term loans to provide liquidity.

here it comes
from -9% to -8% in less than a minute. lets all pump it and we close green.

-7%
BEARS BTFO!!!

>>17746513
>what was THAT?
FEDs last moves before shitting themselves
MUHAHAHAHA

Pump, pump pump, pump it up!

>>17746439
I hate it for it's lack of information, even the charts are a mess to use aswell.

OH NO NO NO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY DOW AT 30K BY END OF MONTH

You know when I said Dow 20K EOM on March 1st I was kinda joking but now it seems pretty possible.

do i do it bros

Warren Buffet needs buy the market
NOW

THE REAL PUMP IS HERE
to cover more shorts

>>17746517
Me too. I want gonna jump in for the first time as my funds finally cleared into my fucking brokerage account

OH SHIT, NEW CARTRIDGES SUPPLY JUST ARRIVED
WE'RE GOING TO 22K

HES DOING IT
HES DOING IT

DID YOU FEEL THAT.

Nice LMT bounce back late.

Tomorrow 19k

GET READY!

dat 400 point pump

>by the time bulls are finished writing their posts and solving their captchas market is back down again

yikes!!

keep going jerome.

denied

IT'S NOT ENOUGH

>>17746574
its a gamble

>>17746532
Tomorrow is probably going to be a dead cat pounce as people will start feeling better about the QE and what not, beyond that you have to watch the news and see how the rest of the world is going. And keep your eyes on the futures.

>Back at 8.40%
HAHAHAHA FEDS and Bulls are kill!!!

aaaaand its gone

>>17746612
WHY ARE WE MOONING. IS THE RECESSION CANCELLED. PLS RSPND

GOLD IS DOWN
DOWN IS DOWN
OIL IS DOWN
WHAT ABOUT MUH FUNDAMENTALLS

NEW THREAD

>>17746642
>>17746642
>>17746642
>>17746642
>>17746642

I’m glad they’re pumping so I can short it even more.

WTF I JUST BOUGHT SQQQ AND THEN THE FUCKING PUMP FINALLY COMES

AND IT WILL PUMP LIKE A FLOOD OF GAINS

POURING DOWN ON ME

AND IT WILL NOT LET UP

UNTIL THE END IS HERE

AND IT WILL PUMP THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY

IN MY FINAL HOUR

AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR

UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED

THE PRINTERS ARE EMPTY
DRAIN THE BLOOD OF THE INTERNS
WE'LL USE RED INK

>>17746631
Prediction for tomorrow baggy?

>>17745405
maybe 6 years?

MEDIOCRE

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING POWELL
PUMP LIKE EARLIER TODAY YOU RETARD

WHAT DID I SAY?!?

>>17746629
I just want some more SQQQ

>That "Nooo" of despair

>>17746574
no its oversold

check the price when corona was happening a few weeks ago. AMD remained positive while other stock were being dumped and just spiked from time to time for no fucking reason

>>17746547

yeah, but watch the FUTURES tonight....

let the bloodbath....BEGIN

If support holds, tomorrow will be green. Great time to go short before Friday 13th.

>>17746247
We'll all get through this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you guys bought actual stocks instead of these jewed out ETFs you'd be jumping for joy right now. There is plenty of shit that hit a literal diamond floor today but you're all ignoring it to gamble on these indexes

HOLY SHIT THIS DUMP

DOMP EET

>ALMOST -10%
HOHOHAHAHAHAHA

>>17746744
or you know make money of this dump and then when market stabilizes buy back in like a normal human

TEN INCOMING TEN INCOMING
FUCK YOU JEROME AHAHAHAHAHAHA

21.3K BROKEN

>>17746247
Based fren we're having fun

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17746744
If you bought uvxy or sqqq You're up 30%