/biz/ - Business & Finance

Is this the biggest pump in human history?

THERE IS NO STOPPING THIS.

First for cheap shorts thks feddy boys

>locked out of account
>call bank
>they don't answer
FUCKING HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAHHHH IT'S HAPPENING TOO FAST
I REGRET ASKING FOR THIS

It fuckin looked like it

I knew this was coming since September of last year

Is this a dead cat bounce with the fed all ining with a crash tomorrow or are we saved?

Top 10 for Ayaka Nishiwaki

>>17741538
500b fed repo in less then 20minutes. GET YOUR SHORTS READY BEARBOYS

based fed pumping 1500 points in 10 minutes
keep doing it. 30k tomorrow. 40k next week. lets go.

BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-KRAK

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS
>NOTHING CAN STOP THIS

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS
>NOTHING CAN STOP THIS

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS
>NOTHING CAN STOP THIS

WHY THE FUCK IS IT PUMPING I AM -60% ON MY SHORT WHAT THE FUCK

Got in SQQQ for 27.77
Selling if it hits 31 again

WHY CANT I TRADE SQQQ ON INTERACTIVE BROKERS. FUCK THIS GAY SHIT

My father is in finance and he swears we are getting close to the bottom. Maybe 5% more of a drop he says

Can someone explain to a brainlet how a massive liquidity injection for the bond market effects the stock market?

>>17741593
And smarter people than me knew it was coming for years

FUCKING (((FED))) TRICKS

THIS IS HEALTHY THIS IS NORMAL
Fuck this fake pump shit.

END THE FED NOW

>>17741538
biggest DOW gain in history tomorrow. screencap this

WE ARE AT THIS POINT.
THIS MEME WAS PROPHETIC

>>17741582
OOOHHHH NNOOOOOO

Fuck, I really need to study up on how not-QE works. I've been procrastinating.

>>17741595
No one knows, the pump hasn't even started yet.

>post yfw you're gonna make it

>Because this is sustainable

And when this little repo injection doesn't work? Then what?

>>17741634
They probably fired the person who works the phones before shooting themselves in the head lmao

>my portfolio is fucking crashing
>feds won't even let me have my inverse etf's with their fucking bullshit pumps that do nothing for the rest of my positions bleed me dry on them
FUCK YOU JEWS FUCK YOU JEWS FUCK YOU JEWS FUCK YOU JEWS

>>17741621
my dad works at nintendo and says they cancelled the switch pro because of coronachan

FED PUMP REJECTED HHAHAHH

>buying SQQQ right at the top of the fed pump
Fedo-chan, daisuki!

>they pump the market
>all of my puts tank in value
>10 minutes later
>puts at break even value again, occasionally pushing profit
YES CRASH THE ECONOMY BOYS

What do leafs use for online brokers?

>>17741650
big repo injection

is capitulation coming lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA

>>17741632
>biggest DOW gain in history tomorrow. screencap this

The worst is yet to come. What do you think is going to happen when NYC is quarantined?

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Okay /biz/, name this pattern.
For me? I call it "the middle finger"

if you wash your hands, when you shut the water off your still touch the dirty faucet. We shouldn't wash our hands, and if you have to wash your hands make sure to leave the water running when you're done.

>>17741620
TRY SH

>>17741650
mOney pwiner gooooooooo zzzzzzbrrrrrrrrr zzzbrbrbrbrbrbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr zzzzzbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>17741697
For me? Printer ink levels

>>17741103

SNSS anon what the fuck is going on????

>>17741650
Even more.

Cant post positions atm, but im over 100% all time as of today. Took me 30 days. Never YOLO'd, just did safe options trading plays. Thank you corona-chan.

I'm having so much fun today. I haven't had this much fun on this website since the World Cup. And I'm making money on top of it. I'm glad I became a trader.

CIRCUIT BREAKING 2ND ROUND

Almost made it,
Crypto mania,
FED pumped stocks, long calls on $TSLA
Life was NEET here, Happy as can be,
Portfolio full of LINK, and good old BTC,

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

All my money,
lost together,
stocks and crypto, going down the gutter,
doom and gloom, boomers gonna die,
futures on fire, corona went worldwide

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

I've got no choice,
have to live life as a wagie,
taken from me my NEET life away,
Working for Mr. Goldberg, I get a feeling
That I should have sold yesterday, yesterday...

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

TENDY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE, I BELONG
GOODBOY NEET, PLEASE MOMMA, TAKE ME HOME, TENDY ROADS

TENDY ROADS, TENDY ROADS....

>>17741584
>funn-face-plant-water-slide
>memey.com

>>17741699
Tell me I'm gas.

>>17741634
>he thinks we've peaked the bulltrap yet
Jerome has one more pump in him, but after that all bets are off

>>17741650
Actual QE

This is absolute madness lads.

Is anyone else having fun trading even though they're losing money? Is this what being a gambler is like?

is this the bottom?

>>17741667
My dad works at NASA and he says we are going to the moon.

I'm just hoping that my puts appreciate enough in value so that I'm not perma-ruined by my initially bullish position.

IT DIDN'T DO ENOUGH

AND

DOWN

WE

GO


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NO PROMISE OF FED BAILOUT BECAUSE IT ALREADY HAPPENED AND IT FAILED

And this is just my play money. I won't even look at my real accounts

>>17741697
The final fed trick

>AMD crabbing instead of rising again
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did the FED just save the economy?

>>17741686

>>17741727
You're gas.

>>17741697
The jew nose

>>17741632
Tomorrow is friday the 13th.

>>17741538
Holy fuck OP how do I wash my stocks?? Can I use bleach???

I don't know what to do, sell my SPUX or wait it out

CRASHING THIS MARKET

>>17724352
Let's face it we both dead
Your liver shot and me lung ravaged

It over

I feel sick.

>>17741680
Questrade is probably the best all around. Wealthsimple is good if you only trade Canadian stocks.

>>17741756
they just doomed it forever, check these

>>17741752
jewish tricks not gonna get us out of this one

>>17741767
TY.

Keep pumping you niggers I will just buy even more SQQQ and DXD lmao

Fuck mistimed my sqq re entry

>>17741672
I piled into SDOW this time around

>>17741648

Tell me about SQQQ. Why is it rising so much? Is it worth I’m buying?

>>17741737
Y-yeah bro I'm having fun too!

MLB POSTPONED INDEFINITELY

I feel like if I buy SQQQ now I'll get rope-a-doped again

Who are the delusional people buying at these prices?

NYC soon

>>17741707
CAN'T MAN, ALL ETFs ARE CLOSED TO RETAIL INVESTORS FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK I COULD HAVE MADE SO MUCH MONEY

>tfw need to go to work in 5 minutes
Honestly considering just not showing up
THey probably won't even notice

>im still holding

>ONE POINT FIVE TRILLION

can i get an F for FUCK THE FEDS

I bought so high
And held so long
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

>>17741538
How long until the Feds run out of money?

>>17741538
The hidden /biz/ discord link is discord gg axfQueP
It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down.

Oh, he bought SQQQ? Call in the pump.

>>17741538
I just bought my first call anons. What profit should I aim for? I'm glad taking any, but what do you think is reasonable to aim for?

>>17741836
Say you've been coughing

>>17741841
F

Uh guys? What the fuck just happened

He bought?

>>17741851
there's no running out, it's infinite

>>17741598
Is the 500b every Thursday at 1:30?

>>17741856
Fuck off retard

anyone got the corona-chan crushing the market and your balls picture?

500b fed pump any minute now, get ready for the pump!

>>17741866
1.5T in Repos

>>17741856
fuck off tranny

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1238153432587997184

>>17741879
No you stupid nigger.

>>17741851
We have to run out of trees sooner or later.

>>17741818
Inverse NASDAQ etf

>>17741851

$TSLA valuation is a joke. I wouldn't be surprised if that nigger Jerome is putting extra 'stimulus' in that shithole stock.

>print more money for big banks to save billionaires
>the ones suffering will be regular taxpayers
this is sad, this will prolong the recession even more, make sure to support your loved ones when they need it!

Which wagie job are you guys going for after this?

For me it's taxi driving

>>17741743
Nah, you misheard. They're bringing the moon to us using the black hole formed by the collapsed market.

>$1.5 trillion bailout confirmed
>ZIRP all but confirmed

we are completely fucked, aren't we?

I told you about the 1 trillion dollar pump

>>17740538
>>17741897
im scared, guys. do i dump my BEAR shit before they open tomorrow? (im in EU)

did they inject 500b or 1.5T?

I should've been hedging SQQQ with my longs in hindsight.

>>17741912
SDOW is better right now

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WHERE IS THE FLOOR

GALT finally getting delisted!

BE GREEDY WHEN OTHERS ARE FEARFUL, IM COOOOOOOMINGGG AAAAAAAH THE CHEAPIES MAKE MY ASS TINGLE

>>17741933
I sold my SPXU. Its too risky to keep shorting now with the Fed Pump

>>17741897
so only a week of trading?

Friday the 13th gonna rape us all
-super Jew moon
-saturn-pluto conjecturing
(God of time/death)
-year of the rat
-kali yuga
-election year

It's fucking happening

THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FED PUMP JUST WIPED OUT $40K GAINS ON MY CERTIFICATES HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>17741921
holy shit when was that>

How bad is it going to get now with the fed pump?

Divvy boomer here. I'm down 19.48% from ATH. How you doing, lads?

>>17741861
Guys??

>>17741947
Yeah because the DJIA is falling by higher amounts

That's it, the Czechs, Slovaks, and Hungarians have started clamming up. Holiday cancelled. Nothing to do but sit at home all weekend and line up buys. But I'll wait a little longer, I think we'll fall some more tomorrow.

>didn't sell sqqq at -9%
get reckt

1.5t in repo money

whew, that sure makes me confident in this economy

in fact, im 100% positive that all banks are doing great

man I sure do love no being worried about anything

>the fact that the repo market exists is a (((crime)))

>robinhood down 40%, account only worth $2600 of I exited every position right now
>haven't even looked at my 401k, was 34k when I looked 2 weeks ago but that's surely gone
>have 0.83 BTC, 1100 LINK, 12 LTC, 8 ETH
>have 100 oz. silver, 0 gold
>AK-47 x2, AK-74 x1, AR-15 x2, RPK, Mosin Nagant, Ruger 10-22 Takedown, 12 gauge shotgun x2, 9mm handgun, .45 handgun, .22 handgun. 2k rounds 5.45x39. 1200 rounds .223. 1000 rounds 7.62x39. 500 rounds .45, 500 rounds 9mm, 500 rounds .22. 300 rounds for Nagant. 100-200 rounds of assorted birdshot, buckshot, slugs. 2 mags for 9mm and .22 handguns, 3 mags for .45. 10 mags for ARs and AK-47s, 2 drum mags for RPK
>heirloom vegetable and herb seeds

I have about 4k USD in a savings account that I'm considering emptying into cash to throw into my safe. What do you guys think? What are your plans?I'm kind of a poorfag.

I don't think I will sell anything during this time. Either my positions one day recover or there is a much larger problem. Stay strong, frens

Reminder that we are here

>THE FED PUMP IS HALFWAY WIPED OUT

>$1.5 trillion only bought them a temporary 1000 points

lmao gonna need more than that kikes

Fed Pump in 2 minutes

we all need to watch this movie (preferably on hallucinogens) to glean insight on what is going to happen tomorrow

>>17741933
>>17741961
dont think monetary options can solve this shitshow tbqh

>>17741961
>>17742031
market's closed already here, do i just put in sell order at this price?

also, i still dont know how the fuck these X# certs work. do i just profit the shown % or X# on the %?

>>17742012
If we close -9% people will be freaking out because repo didnt do shit

THE PUMP FAILED
THE PUMP FAILED

this is such a joke, americans will complain about other countries unfairly intervening in their currency and markets and low and behold we have the fucking federal reserve pumping a trillion dollars into the market to prop up their stocks. fucking reeeeeetarded,

>>17742013
just wait for 3:30 bro

im going to hold my puts because a captain goes down with his ship

>announce you're going to pump infinite money into the stock market
>it tanks again 30 minutes later
YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE, POWELL THE GREY

>>17741861
>>17741981
Depends. Sometimes its smart to take it out early and use profits as buying power to make more gain.

Or you could just hold that until April and sell.

>>17741976
I literally bought the peak on the friday before the collapse after holding cash for months, down $80k.

Lads maybe Hillary wasn't so bad

>>17741866
we're just about back to normal.

>>17742051
Gott Strafe Amerika

Thankfully Russia will put down their oil industry

>>17741913
fucking jews

How bad will this affect inflation?
And are they saying they will pump another 500Billion every week?
Seriously how fucking bad will this affect stuff

>>17741897
W... What % of GDP is that?

>>17742051
this. the world is going to see the Triffin dilemma go in full effect soon. we're about to experience a currency crisis like no other. the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

>>17742001
Buy gold, that cash is going to be worth nothing when a loaf bread will cost you $2,000 dollars.

>>17742074
literally anyone would be better than the way trump admin's handled this. it's going to be a disaster.

BEGIN THE PUMP

are they done doing their gay pumping today

>Anon says 1:30 economy will be saved
>1:31
>Its falling
FED BAILOUT FAILED SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

i hope you guys are swing trading right now, free money thanks to the feds

>>17741897
Christ

>>17742074
she's probably secretly happy she didn't win due to how bad the optics of this shit is.

>>17742092
2/20 of GDP

Where's the pump?

>>17742112
The 1:30 pump got priced in at like 12:45

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>>17742092
Trick question, printing out this money dilutes GDP so 0%.

>you lived long enough to witness the fall of USA

>>17742074
Trump knows the moment a quarantine is imposed over any major urban area the indices will tank 20% in a day. I think he'll just let the old people die instead. I don't know if State governments will share that opinion.

>>17742088
I think the plan is 500B a day over three days. So it'll happen again, same time, tomorrow and Monday. Literally just buy a minute before hand and sell when it's done.

PUMP IT AGAIN I DARE YOU

>>17742051
you mean 4 trillion dollars, for the fed pump.
1 trillion is just the yearly budget deficit.

lol what a cunt

>>17742074
A Clinton has no business scolding anyone about giving a damn.

>>17742097
Should I buy an oz of gold now or wait?

>>17742074
>>17742098

>>17742050
j-jinkies...

>>17742135
Honesty starting to believe it will happen in my lifetime. Didn't even get to live in a fun part

Which the next countries that have done nothing and are gonna be fucked hard by virus? France? Germany?

>when the stock market is down 1500 points and all of the bulls are celebrating...

WHERE'S YOUR PUMP NOW

>>17741897
there are currently 16 trillion in circulation btw

>>17742174
France

Buy Gold. Not Gold Stock, not a piece of paper representing gold, buy the actual precious metal.

>>17742174
Britain, France, US

>>17742174
denmark, their fucking politicians dont even know it can transmit before they show symptoms.

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKK.
My dad works at the Fed and he said that they were printing so fast that the printer overheated and CAUGHT ON FIRE!!!!! SHIT! ALL THE MONEY BURNED UP!!! FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK

>>17741897
And this is just the beginning.

If it didn't work, then 2 trillion next week, then again the week after. The FED literally has infinite resources, and in the modern clown world they don't even need paper to print.

THESE PUMPS ARE FAKE AND GAY!!!!!!!

I WANT THE SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!

i will go downtown to the federal reserve right now and slap the shit out of powell. this market is going to be fucked for decades.

its over

>>17742178
all the bulls already kms'd themselves, thats just swingers

>>17742035
Just keep it. There's no other way on this road anymore. We're not landing anytime soon. Might as well make money in the mean time.

>>17742074
wtf i love hillary now

>>17742120
Regardless of your political lean, anyone in charge would get fucked by this. Do nothing, pandemic spreads; enforce quarantines, economy tanks and people complain about starting a recession over a little flu.

>>17742174
EVERYONE

>>17742162
But that was just the flu bro

>>17742174
Canada.

REFR CHEAPIES

ACCUMULATE REFR

EARNINGS TODAY

You're agitating the wasp nest, fed. Double pump or double digit negative eod.

wait that big pump we saw like an hour ago was the feds? nothing will be reflected now when it was "supposed" to come?

holy shit we're fucked

lmao that faggot little pump is already falling

>>17742160
Probably now

>>17742249
By god Canada, they are probably all dying right now

>>17742174
France is turbo fucked because of the amount of shitskins in their major cities, just like US.

If they just printed off a bunch of fresh USD should we sell our USD for something better like KRW?

So I just had a call go up about 1200% this morning and when I tried to sell it cut by half them came down slowly to normal.
It doesnt show in the history.

Is this a bug on robin hood?
Or did I miss and opportunity?

>>17742230
The good news is that there will be no blaming le 'ebul corporations' on this market crash. Federal Reserve is responsible, pure and simple.

>>17742261
wait until they actually start to buy
That was just the announcement, not the actual equity purchases

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AND PLUMMETING

>>17742134
I should have rephrased
How what % of GDP is being artificially introduced.
>7.3% btw

How much inflation will this cause?

THANK YOU BASED KO!!!!

>>17741851
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

LET IT FUCKING DROP

>Trillions of inflation money
>under 22k 30 minutes later
What we saw was a bailout to heads oc companies, tomorrow will crash, 13 the red friday

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE FEDS DOING

>>17741828
My brother sent me a text out of the blue telling me I should jump in and that the financial advisor he was talking to thinks this is about the bottom kek

>>17742269
Trudeau is in quarantine but still won't close borders in fear of being called a racist.

ITS OVER.

>>17742296
3 balloons worth

NHL SUSPENDED

Ayyyyy sold my SPXU and took a 2% loss cause I was too scared of the Fed Pump AMA

>>17742277
Why would you do that, dollar index is sky high right now.

They bought the pump?

What is the FED doing to the economy. AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAA

So buy now or wait later? Also I’m currently using a robo managed mutual fund. Keep dumping into that or go with something else?

I’ve got $40k that I won’t need for a couple of years and was planning on investing g anyway.

>>17742311
wtf lmao markets about to die rn

>>17742278
that's how the RH pricing display works
it shows the price between the bid and the ask
when the call was super expensive, there was a really high ask and no bids
when you put in your sell order, it's a new ask that is half the price of the previous one, so the new displayed price is the average between that and zero.

BLACKED MARCH

So the pump already failed right?

>>17742269
As a Canadian who goes to University there had been a lot of coughing but the government is barely doing testing, less than the USA. I also think I'm unironically developing coronavirus symptoms.

>>17742319
Oh no not 3 fucking hell
We are fucked

>>17741828
Depends what you are buying. You have to be an unironic fucking retard to buy anything purely non-R&D or tech related.

China is unironically the future. Just let them take over.

how do i short canada?
>Trudeau self-isolates as wife is tested for coronavirus

dow has literally fallen 1k now after 1500 pump

They bought?

Dump it.

HYPERINFLATION AND CRASS INCOMING WITHIN A MONTH

HOLY GUACAMOLE

>>17742174
UK, Finland, Norway, Denmark & France. Might even see a nice shit storm in Germany too. How the Hell were western euros so naive about the virus when compared to eastern euros.

>>17741538

So will Zoomers have a 401k or no?

>>17742311
tell him to get a different advisor

Guys the hotties on the Yahoo Finance live stream are making me wanna coom

Well, I hope someone took the advice to short above vwap. Literally a 100 fucking points on S&P, so much money.

>>17742269
>>17742312
>>17742349
I fucking hate Trudeau

Listening to Pedo Joe Biden right now. Just as I thought. This fear is hype. Hype to crash the markets, collapse the economy, and be used by Democrats to attack trump.

>>17742280
Nope. The blame will be put entirely on the shoulders of Corona-chan and every fucking retarded shill pundit out there will agree while sucking of Big Dick Jerome for his heroic intervention.

Where is soxl shill I need to cope

>>17742326
>today: the image
holy shit

SAVANON SAVE ME PLEASE

>he went all in on fed repo pump?
>dump eet

>>17742325
It's going back down bro

so correct me if I'm wrong, but if there are currently $16t in circulation, and the fed pumps $1.5t, does that mean a 10% rise in inflation, aka a 10% rise in prices?

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! JAY POWELL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE HOLDING TWO GIANT BAGS OF MONEY!!! ONE IN EACH HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!! QE x100000000000 INBOUND

>>17742335
i absolutely think this will go down to at least 18k so I'm waiting. we haven't caught up to Italy day-wise and they are still getting more and more cases. Once US paralyzes, it's over.

WHY DOES IT KEEP DROPPING
THE FED IS PUMPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

somebody panic sell me their SPY

CHRIS: Playing poker against Paulie ”You read the news about that Corona virus?"
TONY: Sitting down in the bada bing office chair with a sandwich in his mouth "mhm-eah, chink eating rat soup or some shit like that"
CHRIS: "Bat soup, yeah."
TONY: "Bat soup, rat soup, dog soup, last time I'm ever eating chinese again"

Crew laughs, except for Feech of course.

CHRIS: "Zipperheads are infected too, on a major fucking scale. This shit even made it's way to the old country"
TONY: "Get the fuck outta 'ere. Italy? Where?"
CHRIS: "Northern Italy"
FURIO: Smirks

CHRIS: "Entire fucking cities are quarentined. I'm talking ghosttown, Rome looks like a fucking Will Smith movie"
PAULIE: "Corona virus? Heh. Biological fucking super weapon if you ask me. A week or some' after the first case they already built a fucking hospital. It’s like they had it all planned out, resources ’n’ everything. Bet ya they fucking rigged it to evolve too, like a fucking time bomb or something.”
TONY: Quickly raises his hand to the side of his ear ”Gettafuckoutahere! Got a fucking wife and kids at home, don’t think anyone ’ere wanna hear ’bout your theories and doomsday scenarios Paulie”
SIL: Counting money and shrugs ”ehhh, I’m not too scared ’bout the virus. Papers agree with Tony, says it's nothing more than a flu"
TONY: "Yeah but people are freaking out, already lost 9% in our webistic stocks" Looks at Christopher, slight dead-eye
CHRIS: "Sorry T, shit like this can't be helped.”
BOBBY: ”Don’t they have scientists that can predict these kinds’a’things? Maybe some of that artificial intelligence, who knows?”
CHRIS: ”I dunno, anyways, like Sil said it's nothing to be worried about unless you already got a disease, AIDS or some shit like that y'know"
Close up of Vito looking down at the table.

imagine pumping 1.5T and hardly scratching the market

The fed “injection” isn’t instantaneous you retards. Expect tomorrow to be green across the board because of it.

>>17742356
Wasn’t /biz/ just shilling AMD yesterday?

The Federal Reserve purchasing assets is just bailing out asset-holders so they can switch to puts. This is not positive market sentiment.

retards the real pump happens at 3:45. we green tomorrow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

>>17742380
I dont even think I have one anymore

>>17742249
>>17742269
>>17742312
>>17742349
We are fucked. My university refuses to do anything about it, people are still going everywhere, half my peers and coworkers think it's just "the flu" meanwhile everyone over 50+ yo right now seems to be getting sick.

-8%
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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>>17742400
>implying Jerome isn't the big dick savior of the free world right now

>Fed promises 1.5 trillion pump
>it does bloody nothing

Thanks for the cheapo SQQQ kikes lmao

Entire fed pump gone in a single hour...

>>17742387
just watched. fugg

>>17742363
Hi Xi, is blaming the US Military not going well?

>-9% to -3% to -8%

>>17742427
priced in nigger

cope the fuck on

>>17741538
Billions well spent, Drumpkin BTFO

guys, this isn't about losing or making money any more. shit is getting scary. all those joke posts about buying guns and ammo? not as ridiculous now.

Mr. President, our probability calculations were accurate and we failed to prime the pump. Our last attempt failed and we now own majority stakes in all SP500 listed companies. You need to make the nationalization announcement in 5 minutes, sir.

so is trump gonna tank the whole country trying to salvage this shit?

I sold my SQQQ AGAIN WHY DID I SELL AGAIN I WAS EXPECTING A SECONDARY PUMP NOOOOOOOOOO

>pump the market
>it literally does nothing and makes it fall further
Bravo Jews

>>17742464
You can’t even respond without stupid ass memes

>>17742500
same here atleast I only olost 23 dollars

lol stupid boomers it just a cold!!

>>17742501
you forgot that it deflated the value of any cash you have

>>17742427
I'm not buying your out nigger

>>17742498
>so is trump gonna tank the whole country trying to salvage this shit?

Not Trump. Media and Democrats so they can use i against Trump. Election is just 8 months away.

>>17742491
>Unironically expecting chaos and anarchy world wide
Kek'd. Grow some balls and relax

Insert another Trillion to continue

bros... coof coof...

THUD

>dow above -8% again

-13 by 3pm lads just wait and see

>>17742462
stop playing arrogant nigger, they already bailed you out once

>>17742491
no one was ever joking about that
guns, ammo, food and water are all things that people should have

>>17742457
Same. Sold before the peak and then re-bought them for 27.50.

what was the news?

>>17742416
Only if people were actually spending money at the same rate. Right now a large part of the country is staying inside and not purchasing anything.

this is the greatest market in history

market goes down: buy puts
market goes up: buy puts

>>17742537
Listen man I voted for him, but he’s been an absolute retard in handling this

>>17741958
This. I’m buying more divvy stocks. Gonna buy more tomorrow.

All on TQQQ for the eod pump.

>>17742503
He's right, what the fuck is going to happen tomorrow that markets don't already know about? It's fucking priced in

>>17742491
>those joke posts about buying guns and ammo
>joke
Not gonna make it

>>17742451
The "free world" is a kleptocratic socialist racket.

>>17742578
No its the faggot Fed

How is this now leading to extreme inflation? WTF FED

AMD was holding on so well...

BEARCHADS, THERE IS ANOTHER PUMP AT AROUND 30 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSING JUST LIKE YESTERDAY
DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED

>>17742529
this but unironically

>down $1000 for 30 minutes
>literally back up in 5 minutes

nice 'pump' fed nigs. pathetic honestly.

so what are you guys buying?

>>17742551
Kek

>>17742424
kino

I legged out on my option spread during that pump and dump perfectly. God I'm so horny.

>>17742491
>joke

10 trillion stimulus coming soon
Screencap this.

My normie stock broker friend is telling me to relax and buy the dip. What do I tell him?

The government will set the price of stocks at December 2019 levels. It will legally mandate all stock-buyers to purchase the stocks at a compounding 2% premium every week to simulate economic growth.

It's only a bull market from here on bros. Forever.

bros i wanna hit another breaker already

don't worry guys
2 more hours until the 3:30PM pump

>>17742579
Well, prices will rise to keep up with inflation, but wages may not, especially if businesses start shutting down. That's what makes this a nightmare scenario.

>>17742444
swine flu has a 30% kill rate, vaccine available after 6 months.
please come back and shill AFTER you get the corona rabbi

>>17742578

Well now that the bottom is in, what are we buying? VXX puts should be pretty good right?

>>17742589
more people catching the virus, more quarantines, more headlines
more more more

>>17742595
city on a hill baby

>>17742625
To fuck himself

>>17742342
So the call I had had a high value but no one wanted it?

Sorry, I'm literally a noob in this.

WE NEED A NEW THREAD

There's a rumor going around in Congress that Trump is going to shut the country down for 30 days. Reliable source.

>>17742625
send him pic related

>>17742402
Bought 50 more shares this morning. Recessions are temporary. Corrections are temporary. Bear markets are temporary. Depressions are temporary. Global pandemics are temporary.
These semiconductors are eternal
The gains from buying deep in this dip will be too. Stay strong

odds of a second 3:30 pump if the feds already pumped today?

You're old jews can't help you now, its over lads.

>>17742399
this guy gets it

what crash

So what happens when the FED pumps anyway, does Powell literally walk into the NYSE with a cheque for 1.5t and put a market buy order on everything?

>>17742444
damn, didnt know they accept < 80iq retards in universities now

>>17742645
People are about to go hyper inflation on supply spending. This is retarded.

I'm cursed. everything i buy something it plummets

>>17742625
Cough and give him corona

>>17742645
tanks

>>17742645
thanks for borrowing more money in my name! You're my greatest ally!

>>17742647
>bottom
anon, I......

>>17742665
what a fucking nazi

>>17742637
no it doesnt you dumb motherfucker.

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>>17742699
Tell us each time you do so we can do the opposite

>>17742690
the universities give scholarships based on skin color rather than intelligence for awhile now

new thread
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new thread
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new thread
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new thread
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new thread
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>>17742679
>when he uses a brokerage that derives its name from a character who stole from the rich to help the poor when in reality crashes allowes the rich to steal from the poor

This is ridiculous, were going to have Zimbabwe money at this rate

>>17742647
VIX puts have something like a 1:500 payout. Not really worth it

>>17742658
there will be order books that don't have many orders in them
if you're new to options, you should start with options that have a lot of volume to try and learn about it
In RH, always check the bid/ask spread before buying or selling
I would recommend reading the options section in the RH help section at a very minimum before buying/selling any options

>>17742665
>There's a rumor going around in Congress that Trump is going to shut the country down for 30 days.

Nigga bought his puts.

>>17742737
I fucked up the title so use this one

>>17742728
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>>17742737

Pick one.

>>17742680
google the bank repo market

>>17742726
I meant h1n1
I barely slept this market is running me ragged

>>17742680
Yes. That exactly what happens.

Where's the real new thread

>>17742665
Sounds like fun.

>>17742680
one of the regional fed offices (in this case, NY fed) has a specific trading desk that they use for these things
you can read about it on the internet

>>17742491
>>17742572
Mormons have it right. Literally for their religion you have to have at least a years worth of food and water at all times. Gun rights are great in Utah as well. I honestly want to move there eventually. Somewhere with good nature though, not Salt Lake.

>>17742645
what the fuck are they buying? Stocks, etfs, treasuries?

>>17742749
Thanks.
Here's your (You)

>>17742293
>FUCK FORGOT TO CHECK MY LIMITS
FUIIIIUUUJJJUUKKKKKKK

>>17742625
may someone briefly explain why this is the wrong attitude to have

>>17741538

Post your panic buying face

>>17742294
>7.3%
>Not a scratch
HELICOPTERS OF CASH YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!

Markets are at 2017 levels.
$TSLA is trading at January 2020 levels.

Isn't this the definition of delusion?

>>17742363
At least they are racist

>>17742261

LMAO someone do a Dragon Ball Z edit with the bear and the faggot pump failing

>>17742460
I WANT TO COOOOM TOO
POST THOTS

>>17742969

The Fed 'pump' is like a bad boob job and some botox on a sixty year old woman.

>>17742611
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
STAY THE COURSE

>>17741933
Sell everything, stocks, gold, crypto, etfs, bonds. Fiat (or toilet paper) is the final hedge against this crisis.

>>17742551

ROFL

>>17742843
Goyim

>>17743093
Start throwing cash in from the end of this week, every week. Go passive. average out the dip.

>>17742591
none of the people making those posts even know how to shoot a firearm let alone own any

>>17743139
This.

>>17743165
>Tfw keep renting a gun at the range because I kept putting my money in physical gold
>Tfw no gun

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>>17743001
>Talks about delusion
>Literally makes 20 posts a day REEEEEEEEEEEEEEing about TSLA.

>>17742651
>more people catching the virus, more quarantines, more headlines
>more more more
But that's what we expect to have happen.

>>17742491
>joke
Ted Kandinsky was right.

>>17742637
I'm more scared of a flu that kills less people because the virility goes up and everyone gets infected and productivity stops. We're fucked over here in Canada. Within a month we will all be quarantined when this could have been avoided by shutting shit down early

>>17742491
>joke posts
the joke seems to be on you, anon

>>17742690
I'm in law school, I have a Masters and a BSc in Microbiology prior to this. Mad?