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>> No.17735254
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>> No.17735268

I have hemorrhoids and a giant red dildo in my ass

>> No.17735277

fundamentals still strong. fed will pump. green dildo EOM

it's unironically just a flu and FUCK BEARS

thank you

>> No.17735284
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17735284

Why do the fed keep pumping?
They know they can't stop it surely

>> No.17735294

red ID and its not even close to over

>> No.17735302
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17735302

Anon from last thread, should I transfer another 500 dollars to my account to buy a bunch of puts for stuff like pic related anon did?
And maybe a call on Netflix too because that's bound to go up

>> No.17735304

I'm new to stock market. I got a 1000. Pls tell what to invest in /biz/ you're the only guys I trust.

>> No.17735306

>>17735254
I believe him. We have nothing to worry about

>> No.17735320
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i-it's stabilizing right bros...?

>> No.17735321
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17735321

>hurr durr crab market

>> No.17735327
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM

>> No.17735332
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17735332

SOXL will be less than $100 soon...

>> No.17735334

>>17735294
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17735341
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ALL IN SQQ/SPXU
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

>> No.17735346

>>17735242
no more pamps. only domps here on out.

>> No.17735349

>>17735321
AMD is going to snibbeti snab through the crisis and you can't say it won't.

>> No.17735354

This is the bottom. This is it. 253 is the lowest we’ll ever see SPY again. Screencap this post.

>> No.17735361

Threadly reminder that if you are blaming Trump for this 100% then you're fucking retarded and shouldn't be investing. Response could've been better, but this is a worldwide pandemic and stocks in every country are crashing. Don't be retarded partisan shills.

>> No.17735362

>>17735277
>EOM
End of millenia?

>> No.17735370

>>17735304
rope

>> No.17735380
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17735380

you didn't forget to buy puts yesterday, right anon?

>> No.17735385
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17735385

All the human suffering and losses cannot be mentioned enough. But honestly. Is the Coronavirus even bearish over more than 2 years? It's going to help a lot of pension systems all over the world.

>> No.17735388

>>17735277
dude do some basic research on how the hospitals in italy are doing and youre gonna realize that its not just a fucking flu u dummy

>> No.17735406

>>17735380
>that downward trend
SELL FOR LOVE OF GOD ANON SELL

>> No.17735411

>>17735361
>HURRR DURRR MARKET IS DOING SO GREAT THIS IS ALL DUE TO TRUMP MAGA
>WAHHHHH WHY IS EVERYONE BLAMING TRUMP?!?!?

>> No.17735412

>>17735302
Puts are insane expensive right now cuz volatility. Buy sqqq or tvix

>> No.17735428
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>>17735320

>> No.17735434
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17735434

I told you guys.

>> No.17735435
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17735435

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A TRIPFAG FELON WITH A LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF THE STOCK MARKET AND ECONOMICS??

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>> No.17735451
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>>17735411
Stfu retard, is Europe's stock market also Trump's fault?

>> No.17735454
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17735454

Say my name, /biz/.

>> No.17735466
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>>17735435
we truly do live in a society

>> No.17735473

WHY IS NASDAQ GOING UP REEEE

>> No.17735474

Why is AMD so fucking sturdy? It needs to DIE so I can make more money.

>> No.17735475

>Fords and GE are bad stocks to buy

Explain why.

>> No.17735481

>>17735412
Would buying a call on NFLX and GME still be a good idea?

>> No.17735482

It's going back up as we speak. Everything will be fine.

>> No.17735484
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>>17735428

>> No.17735487

>SPY halted
>still can buy european leveraged options
>SPY opens up
>immediately jumps up
literally free money what the fuck?

>> No.17735488
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17735488

Sold 90% of my puts

Now got 1.2m cash and like 100-120k in otm puts

They were farther otm and didn't pump as hard today :/

>> No.17735491

>>17735361
>leader of the worlds largest economy is mentally retarded and botches responses almost to the point of comedy
>he a good boy he dindunuffins

Sucks we're trading one Boomer with alzheimer's for another in november but I think Biden could have done better.

>> No.17735496

Here it comes lad, the big one.

>> No.17735498

Is T the safe haven?

>> No.17735504

>>17735451
Yes, yuro markets largely just follow american indexes you retard.

>> No.17735505

>>17735474
>Why is AMD so fucking sturdy?

Because it is a stable company and everyone can see they are better than Intel now.

>> No.17735512

>>17735361
You own the market in good times, you own it in bad times. He’s the one who insisted on it, not us.

Karma is "your doing" and this is his doing.

>> No.17735513

>>17735474
Why would it be going down? You barely need human interaction to make CPUs en masse and ship them

>> No.17735515
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>> No.17735516

It's going back up as we speak. Everything will be fine.

>> No.17735520

>>17735482
It's been crabbing since the pump.

>> No.17735524

>>17735491
>>17735451

>> No.17735525

This is a Napoleon market where confidant shorts that don’t overstay their welcome are rewarded.

>> No.17735526
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>>17735474
>It needs to DIE so I can make more money.
Not today bearnigger.

>> No.17735528

>>17735488

Nice job, anon. Now you can retire and live in peace.

>> No.17735530

>selling all of your stocks and crypto before entering the bunker

>> No.17735531

Market crabbing, doesnt know what to do

>> No.17735537
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>>17735488
Fidelity account pumped today too

>> No.17735538

Buy the dip faggots. I retire next year and need my 401k.

>> No.17735542

>>17735488
must be nice to be psychic or have a godlike luck stat

>> No.17735543

>>17735488
fuck, how do I become like you

>> No.17735551

is early to start drinking heavily?

>> No.17735554

>>17735451
Europe reacts to America
Trump EFFECTIVELY banned travel unilaterally to Europe, even if its not including us citizens causing their sectors to react as well
Holy shit have you ever been in the stock market you retard?

>> No.17735566

>>17735482
If people stop over-shorting it then it might start going down normally.

>> No.17735568
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17735568

How long until the Dow Joan's is back at 2016 levels? All of Drumpf's gains wiped out

>> No.17735571

/biz/, any interesting tech companies I should be keeping an eye on to buy cheapies when we get closer to the bottom? I'm looking at MSFT mostly but I'd like a second / third stock to diversity a bit. Maybe NVDA? I'm already an AMDChad so adding more there is an option too I guess.

>> No.17735579
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17735579

I WISH I HAD BALLS TO SHORT AAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.17735583

>>17735551
drunkeness doesn't help anything

>> No.17735585

What should I be buying?

>> No.17735584

>>17735491
Biden worships the globalist Barrack "manufacturing will take magic wand" Obama. If Biden were President today, the market would be 13K because we would be falling from a high of 21k lmao

>> No.17735588

>>17735320
It's an inverted Bart

>> No.17735590
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>>17735354

>> No.17735592
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>>17735537
This was my Robinhood account on March 5th I think

>> No.17735595

>>17735488
>>17735537
>ID J4W

why was I cursed to be a goy?

>> No.17735598

With all this shit going on in the economy I wish I actually knew about investment. Feel like this is a once in a lifetime chance to make bux and I'm just a retard with a decent job that never bothered.

>> No.17735602

>>17735583
Liar.

>> No.17735611

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxi1dX6_5gs

>> No.17735621

>>17735598
Same here anon

>> No.17735623
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>not even -8%
so just a day?

>> No.17735631

>>17735513
Supply chains are fucked, also the US pulled out of Afghanistan so no more free silicon.

>> No.17735633

>>17735568
When flu season ends.

>> No.17735634

>>17735583
It helps in going through with suicide.

>> No.17735640

>>17735488
You literally made it

>> No.17735644

>NO OPTIONS BUYING POWER FOR THREE DAYS NOW
GOD DAMN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH YOU ROTTEN KIKE MOTHER FUCKERS IVE HAD ENOUGH

>> No.17735649

>>17735554
Trade not halted

>> No.17735654

>>17735385
>Is the Coronavirus even bearish over more than 2 years
Corona popped the market which was due for a correction, nobody long term investing should give two shits about this. Keep on buying a few percentages of your wage every month like usual and forget about it. Like everything else Corona will get controlled enough to become irrelevant but until then the market could see a 40-50-60-70% correction for all we know. But things will recover in time, the doomposters are just overhyped right now it's best to ignore them

>> No.17735655
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>>17735592
I think I posted this one here too

>> No.17735659

>>17735488
based

>> No.17735677

>>17735621
Feels bad

>> No.17735678

>>17735598
>>17735585
I'm in the same position. Only if the experienced anons here would tell us what to buy they're just shitposting.

>> No.17735690

if you're not dumping you're a moron check em

>> No.17735691

>>17735588
Eat my shorts, bullcuck.

>> No.17735698

>>17735598
>>17735678
Airlines.

>> No.17735703
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I miss him /biz/

>> No.17735708
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you can hear them screaming and yelling lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM

>> No.17735710

>>17735678
If this was some sort of thread about my profession and I was making bux.

I'd just be shitposting on the retards too

>> No.17735713

>>17735678
go ahead and long WTI, pick up some BA calls 3/20 exp

>> No.17735721

>>17735474
soros.bucks

>> No.17735727

>>17735491
How is instantly banning travel from China, which was even criticized by his oppositors, a "botched" response.
The USA would be the number 1 corona hotspot after China because it is, like you said, the largest economy in the world, the center of the world you could say.
And yet there are not that many people sick over there so far, thanks to the government fast response.

>> No.17735731
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Should I buy calls for NFLX and GME?

>> No.17735737
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17735737

>mfw all of my extremely low balled buy orders may fill.

>> No.17735743
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>tell him to ban travel from europe
>make him announce it in an Oval Office speech
>and give him the virus

>> No.17735744

>>17735678
You know how they made their money?
They sold Puts on a margin. Unless you have the balls and the liquidity outside of the puts you don't do margin trading.

>> No.17735745

>>17735678
Yeah there's a premium for that bucko.

>> No.17735747
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>>17735491
>>17735411
>>17735554
>>17735512

>"HURR EVERY STOCK MARKET ON THE PLANET COLLAPSING IS TRUMP'S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>> No.17735748

>>17735475
Right now they're probably ok to flip short term. Ford's managed to stay above $5 the entire slide. Don't hold long-term though. I've only ever seen Ford hit $10 but maybe its gone higher before. GE is hit or miss depending.

>> No.17735754

>>17735598
>>17735678
people were saying the same thing in 2008-9

>> No.17735760

>>17735406
I sold at the moment I took the screenshot :D I've learned the hard way to not mix greed with options

>> No.17735762

>>17735731
BRRAAAPPPPP

>> No.17735763
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>>17735361
It's not 100% but he shares some of the blame. Both the dems and republicans along with the whole federal government are to blame. Bill Gates, of all fucking people, warned them about this years ago and they brushed it off as if it could never happen. They obsessed over politics and the markets to such an extent that they believed this sort of thing would never happen in the 21st century. The testing crisis is nothing short of a complete joke

>> No.17735764

>>17735488
All this plus heil hitler dubs, god bless you anon

>> No.17735768

>>17735361
Tell him to build a wall and stop sucking circumcised cock

>> No.17735780

>>17735747
I'm glad you retards are going to lose money if you think this simplistically.

>> No.17735784
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>> No.17735786

IF YOU ARE NEW AND WANT TO LEARN TO INVEST, THE BEST BET YOU CAN DO RIGHT NOW IS:

TAKE AN AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU ARE OKAY WITH LOSING
OPEN YOUR BROKERAGE ACCOUNT
DOLLAR COST AVERAGE (LOOK THIS TERM UP) IN 5% TRANCHES IN ONLY THE SPY, TLT, AND GLD AT SET TIME INTERVALS (1 WEEK OR 1 MONTH OR WHATEVER)
YOU WANT 30% TLT AND 10% GLD
RESEARCH OPTIONS

>> No.17735798

>>17735727

LMFAO why would US be most affected?

Why wouldn't it be countries that have the most business and travel from China??

>> No.17735803
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17735803

Daily reminder fuck China and their arrogant ass culture.

>> No.17735805

>>17735698
But which airline and which broker...
Stocks newfag

>> No.17735810

It's only just over an hour into market open and I've been listening to heavy metal and waiting for my puts to pass 95% gain. Tired...

>> No.17735817
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17735817

Buy INO niggers!

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/inovio-gets-5-million-grant-from-gates-foundation-to-fund-testing-of-device-for-delivering-covid-19-vaccine-2020-03-12?mod=investing

>> No.17735828

Small hat gang will be fine right?

>> No.17735833

>>17735598
Why not just dollar cost average stock/fund purchases on the way to the bottom and after?

>> No.17735834

>>17735678
t. I'm too dumb to do research so tell me, us, complete newfag board tourists what to buy oh, and STOP having fun. I hope you do take someones advice here you dummy

>> No.17735840

>>17735763
Agreed the government is the problem. Free market all the way. abolish the fed, abolish the fda

video related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrNlKIuJtAE

>> No.17735841
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17735841

dow up 500 points

>> No.17735842

Sold disney puts and bought calls

>> No.17735843

>>17735242
friendly reminder that dividends don't matter shit when things are down

>> No.17735844

might buy some 3x bull etf's when the dust settles and just hold them soon

>> No.17735849

STOP PUMPING YOU FED FUCKS

>> No.17735850

>>17735763
Agree with you 100%.

>> No.17735858

>>17735698
>buying airlines when they will be cash starved once friday kicks in
Anon...

>> No.17735859

>>17735747
>Hungary down 0.0%
Did they build a fence around the fucking economy too?

>> No.17735865

Fun time's over. Just gonna go sideways for the rest of the day.

>> No.17735876

>>17735678
Experience anons here are just as clueless as you are. This is uncharted territory for everyone involved here.

>> No.17735881

>>17735786
Doing this
Fuck you from the future when I lose my rainy day fund

>> No.17735889
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17735889

All according to plan...

>> No.17735893
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17735893

>S&P500 up 2%

>> No.17735895

>>17735817
What anime is this from?

>> No.17735896

The FED is committed to not letting the market correct itself.

>> No.17735897

>>17735805
Pick any except Delta and read the OP.

>> No.17735898

>>17735865
There is always a dump at the end of the day

>> No.17735904

>>17735849
It's not the fed. It's everyone trying to short it.

>> No.17735913

Someone please post the "no this is the bottom now" image.

>> No.17735923

>>17735747
lol

>> No.17735924

>>17735859
Nah Budapest is down 10% too, but it just doesn't have the info in that pic.

>> No.17735926

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>FULL BLAST

>> No.17735929

The pomp is in

>> No.17735932

doctor on yahoo finance said the US right now doesn't even have 10% of the needed capacity in test kits, and this is not even considering an increase in cases

>> No.17735936

>>17735242
re: your image

That's the first time I've seen Cramer walk off to take a phone call. I'd be curious to see who was calling

>> No.17735948

nice algo short squeeze you got there. be a shame if something happened to it.

>> No.17735958

>>17735844
I'm thinking about doing the same, but I will wait for markets to shape an actual bottom and things to calm down first

>> No.17735962

>>17735798
Do you Know how many chinese students are in the US? This virus started over winter break

>> No.17735964

okay guys 250 SPY was the bottom haha time to get those cheapies!

>> No.17735965

>>17735833
Anon, I am so stock retarded that this makes no sense to me.
I am a lost cause, just hope corona reverts us to dark age

>> No.17735968

>>17735242
>DOW at 21k
Jesus fucking CHRIST.
Friday will literally be black Friday.

>> No.17735978

>>17735932

Yahoo has been fake news central for coronavirus I would not consider any of their sites a reliable source

>> No.17735987

>>17735964
Wasn't it 275 last time?

>> No.17735989

>>17735932
Don't forget the whole country only has like 80k oxygen and respiration devices, which about 10% of people who contract this will need

>> No.17735990

>>17735932
Will this be the thing that finally convinces yanks to get universal healthcare?

>> No.17735991
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17735991

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

we're crabbing into fall. accumulate shares. Zoomers, this is your time to start positions in some of the greatest companies in america, which will be able to buy smaller competition for pennies on the dollar. secure your future now. buy quality stonks

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>>17735968
it's literally just below 22k take it easy retard

>> No.17735998
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17735998

>>17735895
Milky Holmes

>> No.17735996
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17735996

>>17735889
>21533
HOLD UP I SAW THIS MEME YESTERDAY BUT ISN'T THAT ACTUALLY WHAT THE DOW OPENED?
HOLY FUCK BROS DON'T BUY THE FUCKING DIP

>> No.17736002

MY FUCKING ORDER

FOR 22K

OF UPRO

DIDN'T FUCKING FILL

FUCKING COCKSUCKING KIKES

>> No.17736013

>>17735895
boku no Pico

>> No.17736045

>>17735987
UHHH that wasn't me 250 is definitely the bottom!!

>> No.17736051

>>17735889
>this is unironically happening as we speak

>> No.17736064

>>17735965
>Doesn't understand the most basic shit
>Wants the dark age back
Wat..? Just kill yourself now instead. Save yourself some suffering

>> No.17736066
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17736066

>>17735859
we are falling too bro that chart is retarded

>> No.17736067
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17736067

Is TDA fucking up? How can I be up and down at the same time?

>> No.17736074
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17736074

Annnnd we’re back

>> No.17736085

>>17735978
Maybe but this doesn't sound too much out of the ordinary to be faked, it was kinda expected, shocking but not surprising

>> No.17736088

>>17735627
>this rabid redditor
Disaster response in america for these kinds of things is largely up to the states. Trump's done what he could, which is to prepare the military for the disaster and to cover the borders. There's not much he can do for the economy either, you weak-minded shithead.
>triggered about the trade war
That has nothing to do with this and needed to be done.

>> No.17736096

POMP EET

>> No.17736099

Fucking MAGA tards are so fucking stupid. The stock market doesn’t give a shit about who is president. You retards gloated like assholes when it was high, now eat shit.

>> No.17736100

>>17735968
black friday the 13th

>> No.17736103

the fucking euro is kill.. go all in dollars.

>> No.17736107
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REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE DIPSHIT DUMBFUCKS WERE "BUY THE DIP" WHILE I WAS "ITS A BULL TRAP U STUPID INBRED SPASTIC RETARDS" AND THEN THE MARKET WENT UP 2% AND EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW YOU STUPID DIPSHIT DUMBFUCKS. OH YEAH, I AM LMFAO. GET FUCKING REKT YOU RETARDS. THERES A REASON WHY SOME OF US ARE PROFITABLE WHILE THE REST OF YOU RETARDS JUST DONATE YOUR SHEKELS TO US.

>> No.17736105
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How do I sue this motherfucker? I've lost so much money

>> No.17736108
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17736108

boomers physical and financial justed

>> No.17736118

what does this crabbish dow mean?

>> No.17736125

>>17736099
>>>/reddit/

>> No.17736130

>>17736088
Listen Trumpnigger no one here cares that the_cuck got shut down, go back to /pol/ where they at least set a quarantine general for you.

>> No.17736136

>>17735991
gibe recommendations of good divy stocks

>> No.17736143

#TFCLive training has been cancelled today. Until further notice #MLS

>> No.17736145

>>17736105
>He believed a Trump
You get everything you deserved, retard. That's like doing what /biz/ says.

>> No.17736152

>>17736105
Don't sell unless you have inherently worthless stonks from companies that don't generate any profit and you'll eventually make money

>> No.17736155

>>17736105
>Feb 28th
>He knew

>> No.17736174

>>17736099
Fuck off to trannyera you deranged faggot

>> No.17736177
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>>17736107
Can’t donate my shekels if I don’t sell!

>> No.17736186

>>17735991
Which quality stonks do you like? KO, DIS, what else?

>> No.17736192

UK FTSE worse day since 1987

>> No.17736193

>>17736107
this is me, got in last week and lost 200$ already, and that's a tiny investment gg fuck me

>> No.17736200

COUGHING IN YAHOO FINANCES STREAM
IS OVER IS REALLY OVER

>> No.17736201

>PTRY
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

>> No.17736202
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17736202

Greg Mannarino going full I TOLD YOU SO mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrtG7c5QcDY

>> No.17736206
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17736206

I'm 20k$ poorer, but it's worth it.
Thank you based Corona-chan!

>> No.17736225

>>17736136
search on google "the dividend aristocrats" or "dividend kings" because these are stable companies who ups their divies several years in a row

>> No.17736226
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>>17736105
> believing a trump ever

lmao

>> No.17736229

i'm not allowed to trade options wat do

>> No.17736232
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>>17735932
Only 11k citizens have been tested. Just imagine how much higher the number is due to the testing shortage

>> No.17736238

>>17736105
Also I've been defending President Trump in this thread but I agree Eric Trump should suck a dick for that statement

>> No.17736254

>>17736107

>implying im not hodling for the next few years and going to emerge kingpin of the apocolypse

>> No.17736259

>>17736145
Eric was just late by a couple of weeks. Now is the time to go all in for all those who missed out on Trump boom 3 years ago.

>> No.17736260

>>17736118
That people should stop trying to push the market down and instead ride it to the bottom.

>> No.17736271

>>17736105
Eric is potentially the last person in that entire family I'd listen to, even Ivanka is probably smarter

>> No.17736278

>>17736238
Once trump is out of office, hopefully the trump family will be tried and jailed.

>> No.17736291

>>17736099
Are you denying the fact that the market rallied thanks to easing of regulations and tax reliefs? You're literally arguing against straight up common sense if you are. The market was due for a correction, people expected it to happen in the early 2020s and Corona made it blow up probably a year or two earlier. Trump couldn't do shit to avoid it and you should be glad he made the market rally like crazy before the correction came around.. or are you one of those people that missed everything because you're a scared little fellow?

>> No.17736292

>>17736278
Dilate

>> No.17736294

SPCE is fucking going up HAHAH what retards are buying that

>> No.17736297

>>17735958
nabbed a lil GUSH today because its probably near bottom...gonna keep an eye on SOXL, DFEN, and PILL

>> No.17736299

>>17736254
CONGRATS RETARD YOU JUST LOST 3-4 YEARS OF MARKET EXPOSURE BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN RETARDATION TO "HAHA DUDE IM GONNA HOLD CAUSE IF I DONT SELL ITS NOT A REALIZED LOSS" SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

>> No.17736304
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17736304

>people have this much trust in GME going up
Fuck, should I risk it?
Animal Crossing and Doom come out on the 20th, should mean a huge bump in sales

>> No.17736311

Why does /smg/ attract so many poorfag leftists?

>> No.17736314

>>17736125
lrn2hyperlink newfag. The market was a bubble and it's bursting the way all bubbles do, sorry for your delusion, maybe next time don't deify your favorite Israel puppet.

>> No.17736317
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17736317

What's the guy on the right thinking /smg/?

>> No.17736320
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17736320

ACCUMULATE

REFR

EARNINGS TODAY

>> No.17736321

>>17735242

NATIONAL GUARD DEPLOYED TO NYC AS TRUMP CLOSES EUROZONE BORDER.

BREADLINES IMMINENT.

>> No.17736328

thinking about going all in on UPRO, just for the recovery tomorrow once the panic settles down

>> No.17736336

>>17736259
It's going to take a while to recover, let alone boom. Fuck, I'm worried that we'll go full commie after this and never recover. What's the sentiment on Eastern Europe, any anon know?

>> No.17736339

>markets fall worldwide
>markets fall in US
>its all Trumps fault got

The absolute state of libs and jews.

>> No.17736342

>>17736105
>I would be all in...but daddy lets me in on information from security briefings so I know what's really coming
Imagine being dumb enough to trust a Trump lol

>> No.17736346

>>17736278
If Obama didn't get tried for spying on republicans, Trump is gonna be fine

>> No.17736351
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17736351

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/awe7JKJVenY

>> No.17736353

>>17736238

Trump has been judging his presidency based upon the valuation of the stock market for years.

You tie yourself to the stock market when it's at ATH's, you better believe you're going to be tied to it when it crashes.

'member Bush?

I 'member.

>> No.17736361

>>17736152
I hold SNSS...

>> No.17736365

>>17736328
>tomorrow
pretty sure its gonna bounce today, feds

>> No.17736367

>>17736336
>It's going to take a while to recover,

Maybe year or two at most. but recover it will.

>> No.17736376

>>17735995
Only down like 8k in a month no big deal, it's an empty bun beartards

>> No.17736378

>>17736314
>muh israel
You're the one that votes for what 90% of american jews wants, soifag.

>> No.17736379
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17736379

REMINDER THAT FED IS CURRENTLY, RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT, PUMPING IN HALF A TRILLION

HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS

AND CAN'T GET IT UP PAST -6%

>> No.17736385

>>17736339
Shut the fuck up. He owns this because he wanted it.

>> No.17736398
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17736398

YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS WILL NEVER SEE A GREEN CANDLE IN YOURLIVES EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AJHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAA

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>>17736379
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17736420

>>17736353
Yeah what's clear to even low room temperature autists is that the current dip is solely due to coronavirus.

>> No.17736425

Green day tomorrow?

>> No.17736427

Tomorrow will be the bottom don't buy yet

>> No.17736438

>>17736339
claim the credit, get the blame

>> No.17736439

>>17736311
Leftypol is raiding today. There's a commie general right now.
>>17736278
Hopefully you'll get a chopper ride or deportation soon.

>> No.17736445

>>17736320
no earnings only pain
>>17736336
Be thankful Sanders got BTFO. Biden is an alzheimer's ridden boomer but at least he knows how to suck Wall Street dick

>> No.17736447

>>17736379
Sauce?
If it's real boy when the money runs out we will see -15%

>> No.17736455

DUMP IS OVER BUY IT NOW!!!!
WE ARE ONLY GOING UP FROM HERE, I REPEAT, DUMP IS OVER!!!

>> No.17736458

>>17736385
Continue being a child, then.

>> No.17736465

>when the Feds won't let Reggie save GME

THIS
IS
BULLSHIT

>> No.17736481

>>17736311
Because they see NUMBER GO DOWN and think it justifies enacting socialism

>> No.17736486

>>17736438
So you're saying that you're too blame for all the diversity and feminism you've brought here?

>> No.17736488

>>17736425
nah, it's end of the week so everyone is going to be selling

>> No.17736489

Where is SNSSanon? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17736494

>>17736455
NO NO NO MARKET CANT GO UP HUMPTY DUMPTY DRUMPFY HAS TO FAIL NO NO NOOOOOOOO

>> No.17736506

ASX Futures at -10%

This seems bad.

>> No.17736508
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WHAT HAPPENS TO THE MARKET WHEN TRUMP IS INFECTED???

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238115796758519808

>> No.17736509

>>17736353
That's wrong
He goes on about JOBS the most, then the talks about the WALL UNDER CONSTRUCTION and WINNING THE TRADE WAR VS CHINA, way more than he brags about stocks.

>> No.17736512

>>17736488
More SQQQ EOD then?

>> No.17736520

dead cat bounce

dont worry about this mediocre pump

>> No.17736524

>>17736455
tomorrow is friday the 13th...(((they))) cant resist symbolism. Tomorrow it goes down all the way.

>> No.17736535

>>17736445
>Biden is an alzheimer's ridden boomer but at least he knows how to suck Wall Street dick
Biden would be terrible. Thankfully, trump'll be able to easily btfo off him in the general.

>> No.17736540

>>17736508
They'd cover it up obviously.

>> No.17736542
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THE PUMP IS

I N

N

>> No.17736544

BULLBROS, WE’RE BACK

>> No.17736560
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>>17735568
it closed @ 19,827.25 on his inauguration day so at this rate by Monday we should be below it

>> No.17736569

Fuck I should have sold first thing, lost half my gains

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>>17735488
Damn, congrats man. If I had done this my life would be so much more comfy.

>> No.17736577

>>17736535
>Biden would be terrible. Thankfully, trump'll be able to easily btfo off him in the general.
uh....Trumps sole case for reelection just cratered and Dem primary turnout in key states has doubled showing their enthusiasm.

he isn't going to win.

>> No.17736580
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17736580

I bought 80 bux of INO, I'm scared.

>> No.17736582

>>17736508
People were noticing Trump seems to have a raspy voice and having trouble breathing in when he was giving his speech last night.

>> No.17736584

>>17736378
>implying I vote
>implying I didn't support Trump as a candidate

When Trump was a candidate he correctly acknowledged all the problems in the economy and called out the Fed for cutting interest rates to prop up the stock market, now that he's president, the same bubble is now " le greatest economy ever" and he wants the Fed to cut to zero. I regret ever trusting that some slimey kike worshipper who was a democrat most of his career would ever do the right thing for the country. I'm just happy I didn't vote for him.

>> No.17736591

NO PAYROLL TAX CUT COMING

>> No.17736597

>>17735627
At this point, I'm angry at almost everyone, but it still needs to be said: Trump loyalists want to separate his economic response from his public health response, as though his allowing a situation to develop that may result in thousands or even millions of American deaths has no overlap with the economy.

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>>17735889
BROS
>BROS
BROS
>BROS
BROS
>BROS
BROS
>BROS
BROS
>BROS
BROS
>BROS
BROS
>BROS
BROS
>BROS

>> No.17736604

>people are still buying
lmaoing at your life

>> No.17736611
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17736611

Hello guys of my favourite chinese basket-weaving forum site. How are you doing?

Pic from today's opening.

>> No.17736614

>>17736524
stock brokers do tend to be superstitious, so market will probably be doing worse tomorrow. Maybe not FULL crash, but I think we can expect things to be shut down for the day.

>> No.17736621

>>17736385
Based retard

>> No.17736628

>>17735678
>expecting to be spoon-fed during the fucking apocalypse
Anon you were doomed from the start, this place is for people an IQ of 85 or higher
Invest in rope.

>> No.17736631

So should I still get into SQQQ?

>> No.17736634
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17736634

Tomorrow is friday 13th

This shit is destined

>> No.17736636

>>17736591
People are delusional if they think Dems are going to let that pass. And they shouldn't, that money should help the people who get laid off not the fucking companies that screwed them over.

>> No.17736649

>>17736580
biotech is unstable af

>> No.17736653

>>17736580
That one Anon who made 400k bought nothing but medical shit
they've been consistently growing dozens in the percentiles over the last few days.
Inovio
Codx
Vir
etc

>> No.17736657
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>>17736634

>> No.17736659
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>>17736455
>>17736544
>Not even above 22k
>We are back
Delusional

>> No.17736665

NO PAYROLL TAX CUT

FUCKING SELL!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17736675

Keep trying to time the dump and watch as others take your money.

>> No.17736680
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>>17735361
You have to go back, faggot

The chins support for Trump was never authentic, nobody ACTUALLY thought he'd make a good president, we supported him for salty tears and to throw a spanner in the works. His bungling of corona-chan is not only crashing this market, but also bringing about the day of the pillow! Praise Kek!

>> No.17736682

>>17736634
also 3/13
313
33

>> No.17736685

How do bears make money?

>> No.17736694

>>17736361
Y
>>17736353
No he hasn't. He's said things about the stock market and been like "This is great!" when it goes up, but he mostly uses the standard of jobs he's created. He's said repeatedly that when it comes down to it if the market goes down but jobs for average people are still strong then he's happy

>> No.17736699

>>17736631
I'm waiting til EOD to see where were at, sold all mine once we started pumping

>> No.17736701

Spy Rising wedge
Bearish af

>> No.17736712

>>17735889
if this ever happens, no amount of short positions would matter desu

>> No.17736714
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17736714

>(((investors))) are saying to buy Uber because of COVID-19 scares
lol wut?

>> No.17736715

>>17736577
Biden is going to be 100% senile by fall

>> No.17736723
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>> No.17736726
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17736726

>>17736685
buy SQQQ

>> No.17736732

>>17736278
For?
And what does this have to do with stonks?

>> No.17736735

>>17736636
NO FUCK YOU
NO WORK NO TAX CUTS YOU LAZY FUCKING NIGGERS
I WOULD GET ALMOST 800 DOLLARS MORE PER CHECK
PASS THE PAYROLL TAX CUTS

>> No.17736740

>>17736636
yeah we still gotta pay those boomer pensions

>> No.17736743

>>17736597
>corona is due to trump
You really need to take your schizo pill, "liberal."

>> No.17736746

>>17736685
Puts, Shorts, Inverse ETFs I'm presuming.

>> No.17736747

>>17736665
when everyone is unemployed we can have a de facto 0% payroll tax

>> No.17736757

>>17735454
Mr. Failed ideology

>> No.17736770
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17736770

i'm still hodling because im too afraid to sell

>> No.17736776

>>17736665
what do you mean? is it cancelled?
this shit is supposed to go into effect by the end of the month anyway though no? that's when employers file their taxes

>> No.17736782
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17736782

oh fuck bros we should have voted for Clinton we were so stupid

>> No.17736788

lmao guys check out Brazil's index Bovespa

>> No.17736790

>>17735454
Cuck Man

>> No.17736800

ive gone from $250k to $25k in 3 month

>> No.17736803

>>17736577
>.Trumps sole case for reelection just cratered
You're retarded. The other party is pro-brown, anti-white and hates freedom. That's plenty of reason to vote for him.
>muh leftist enthusiasm
In many states, you've gotten terrible numbers. Trump has broken records too.

>> No.17736806

>>17736770

don't sell now. too late, you gotta wait for this to end now

>> No.17736813

>>17736582
hahaha imagine if he coughed during the speech, we would have hit the 20% circuit breaker

>> No.17736840

FUCKING GAMESTOP is beating the market kek

>> No.17736841

>>17735242
circuit breakers and the uptick rule are a fucking scam

>> No.17736845

>>17736699
EOD might not be a bad idea after the pump. Do we expect futures to shit the bed again tonight and the sell off to continue friday? I'm betting yes I think a recession is a foregone conclusion at this point

>> No.17736847

>>17736800
are you retarded and all in'd calls?

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>>17736665
ITS ALREADY FALLING
SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17736851

>>17736508
>Fabio Wajngarten is Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro’s communications secretary and he accompanied the far-right leader on a visit to Florida that included dinner with Trump at Mar-A-Lago.

(((Wajngarten)))

>> No.17736866
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When youre sad about selling your puts too early just remember the guys buying the dip at DOW 26k

Its oge frens

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17736871

>>17735242
Made my first investment ever.

I fucked up bros

>> No.17736872

>>17736747
Based

>> No.17736875

>>17736806
>>17736770
Only sell if you intend to buy back immediately at the same price. You can get a tax write-off for the official losses.

>> No.17736879

>>17736680
It's all lost they're too delusional. /pol/ fucked everything giving them a general and now that their reddit got cucked by admins they all came here. They call everyone shills for not sucking trumps dick and they literally were arguing with anons yesterday that oldfag meant you were literally old and because they're boomer trash they were calling everyone newfags for being too young to understand Trumps 38d turn-based starcraft.

>> No.17736886

>>17736597
>being this nuts
How is the american president supposed to stop a highly contagious epidemic that's already here? You clearly don't understand the american system.

>> No.17736890
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17736890

>Bitcoin down to 6k
Imagine holding shitcoin right now

>> No.17736892

>>17736105
Late to the game, but I moved mine into stable value fund.

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>>17736582
Actually, Trump met with a BR that was actually diagnosed with Corona, so it's gg for us all.

https://www.oantagonista.com/brasil/urgente-exame-confirma-fabio-wajngarten-com-coronavirus-heleno-monta-gabinete-de-crise/?desk

>> No.17736905

>>17736582
That's how he always talks when he's on a teleprompter.
If Trumps gonna die I hope he shakes Biden and Bernie's hand before he goes.

>> No.17736944

BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

DRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFF DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17736949

>>17736895
OMG Trump is going to get to get two ladles of chicken soup while the rest of the cabinet gets one!!!!!!

>> No.17736953

>>17736680
Leftypol detected. He's a million times better than any lunatic dem if you're white.
> His bungling of corona-chan
You can spam this as much as you want, but it's not the case.

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>>17736535
>trump will still be alive for the general
>biden too, for that matter

>> No.17736959

Brazil fucking infected Trump

>> No.17736964

>>17736535
Trump isn't going to win. The swing states (only states that matter in the most free nation on earth) are all leaning Biden

>> No.17736969

>>17736439
You don't have to be a leftist to hate big gov trump, trumptards

>> No.17736987

>>17736905
Some reporter who interviewed Bernie recently was confirmed for COVID-19, only Biden is left
>inb4 Biden is the only candidate who survives

>> No.17736988

>>17736800
Weekly calls or what?
>>17736871
Honestly, just make a rule to not touch an investment for two days.
You thought it was good 5 minutes ago, it going down slightly 3 minutes later doesnt change that, right?

>> No.17736994

>>17736953
Go the fuck back already you god damn redditnigger.

>> No.17736997

>>17736964
But what if Biden dies or his dementia goes full-blown and he forgets he's running for president

>> No.17736998

>>17736597
Chill the fuck out retard, this is happening everywhere. We're even ahead of Canada in our response so far. You can't stop a virus like this, the final stage is full on lockdown which will completely nuke the economy

>> No.17737010

ITS DRILLING

>> No.17737011

>>17736964
Not even close. Biden will not win those states. The first debate will crush any chance of that.

>> No.17737012
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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238115796758519808?s=20

TRUMP AND PENCE ARE INFECTED

>> No.17737017

>>17736987
Biden's brain will melt before November
It's TULSI'S TURN

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>>17736136

>> No.17737033

>>17736997
Biden and Bernie will die
Tulsi will be the nomination

>> No.17737041

>>17737012
Guaranteed 1 out of the 3 of them are infected

>> No.17737049

>>17736964
>muh polls
You reddit retards never learn.
>>17736969
>not supporting based trump in today's america
You're a leftist or an idiot. One of the two.

>> No.17737068

>>17736997
It might be a minor factor. You underestimate the stupidity of normies still loyal to Obama.

>>17737011
We'll see.

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>>17736964
people said the same thing about Clinton and she got fucking destroyed

t. silent majority

>> No.17737077
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY ARE THEY TANKING THE PRICE

>> No.17737079
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FUCK I should have bought way more UBER, made immediate fucking gains

>> No.17737081

>>17736994
Brainlet, 99% of reddit agrees with you. Stupid faggot. Go back to your discord.

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>>17736339
So Trump's fault?

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>> No.17737105

>>17736964
they're leaning Biden because he's in a contested primary. Trump is not. I am personally counted as a future "Biden" voter because I voted for him in my states open primary. That is likely not going to pan out.

>> No.17737122

>>17737011
Hey retard, hows your "investment"? hahahahaha

>> No.17737124

>>17737017
I kinda want Biden to pick Michelle Obama as his VP just so we get another meltdown of the potential of another Obama being President again.

>> No.17737127

>>17735428
nice cope lines bro

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>>17737049
the economy is kil. He made a giant mistake tying himself at the hip to it in the mind of every average amerifat. Now when companies start downsizing and boomers lose their entire retirement it'll be blamed on trumpy

>> No.17737132

>>17737105
Trump is getting more votes than biden and bernie in his uncontested primaries.

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>>17735488
Someone explain please

>> No.17737141

>>17735786
Terrible advice, always do the opposite of what tripfags say.

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>>17736439
>>17737049

relevant

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>>17736964
I live in Michigan. I don't think Biden is ognna win here. All the union workers hate him because tons of people lost their jobs due to NAFTA. He's already gotten into it with like 3 people here in the last few days. It's gonna get worse if he keeps sounding worse in debates. If anything the establishment is all-in on Biden because it was the sure-fire way to get Bernie out of the race.

>> No.17737166

so where is snss anon?

>> No.17737167

bye bye market

>> No.17737170

>>17737079
You made 100 bucks champ

>> No.17737172
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>>17737094
>pretending that the president who jews hate the most is really the jewish choice

>> No.17737182

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOOOWN

>> No.17737194

What the fuck are 'defensive stocks' in the [current year]? Diversification has been a meme for the last 10 years, what the fuck are these boomers even on about?

>> No.17737203

>>17737094
its obviously CHINA's fault

>> No.17737219

>>17737146
>muh groupthink
dilate
Not saying that trump's great, but he's enormously superior to the alternatives.

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>>17737170
thanks fren, it was my first ever profit, am v happy

>> No.17737239

>>17737182

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZarmRLa2p9Q

>> No.17737240

PLUMMETING

>> No.17737244

>>17737194
Gold and Bonds

>> No.17737247

>>17737166
hopefully dead

>> No.17737258

>>17737203
fuck you piggu china SACRIFICED A LOT just so you could eat happy and now you lie and say american disease is china fuck you fuck you fuck you

>> No.17737260

>>17737166
He's hanging around

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SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT 20K WORTH OF AMD STOCKS HOLY FUCK

>> No.17737274

>>17737244
anything medicated?

>> No.17737276
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>-2k again
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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I don't want a whole lot in life. I just want a warm place to sleep, vidya to play, and breads to bake y'know? But I can't do that with all this crashing and smashing =[

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>>17735488
Great fren

>> No.17737301

>>17735484
fuckin told you retard

>> No.17737308

>>17737258
I lol'd

>> No.17737310

>>17737194
"defense"...war got us out of the last Depression and will be used for the same purpose this time.

>> No.17737319

>>17737194
>not going all-in on shorting etf's

>> No.17737324

>>17737269
>SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT 20K WORTH OF AMD STOCKS HOLY FUCK

... someone just sold 20k worth of AMD stocks

it's fucking over bros. We're never gonna make it

>> No.17737326

>>17737137

Explain what?

>> No.17737335

>>17737269
Only AMD will survive this apocalypse

>> No.17737338

>>17737283
If you short(ed) at the right time you could get a good start for the recovery. Don't give up hope friend.

>> No.17737345

>>17737276
Not true, if it goes down like that every day it will end in about two weeks

>> No.17737348

>>17737219
Don't know how he is better than the alternatives when he turned a roaring bull market into a recession.

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>>17736439

>> No.17737369

>>17737122
Just fine. Slightly down but the bullish thesis remains intact, regardless of the overall market and recent dump.

>> No.17737374

>>17737324
Multiple cucks selling 20k worth of stocks isn't really equivalent to one big dick buy of 8+9+6k.

>> No.17737383

>>17737166
> - 30 %
He dead

>> No.17737398

>>17737166
all the time I spent calling him a retard has paid off. I've been lurking forever but he is so fucking retarded that 90% of my posts in smg are just insulting him. I hope he's done for good after this.

>> No.17737401

>trump's handling of Corona-chan is weeks of "dude the virus doesnt exist bro," then "dude it's just a cold bro," then "ok so it's actually bad but I'm going to cover up the extent of the damage by banning the CDC from testing anyone and then just hope it goes away on its own"
>surprise, it doesnt go on its own and then the market craters
>/ptg/: WOOOOOOWWWWW NOTHING HE COULD DO
Fuck off reddit

>> No.17737409

>>17737383
Nope, right here. It was worse in December, you all seem to forget that. I am unconcerned.

>> No.17737411

>>17737348
Cant really blame him for the virus desu.
Could handle other stuff much better but this is a black swan event. Fucks politics up. Happens.

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>>17737369
>slightly down for multiple days now

>> No.17737422

>>17737269
Good buy

>> No.17737432

FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK LEFTISTS

>> No.17737434

>>17737172
>the president who jews hate the most
>whose Palestine-Israel peace plan can be summarized as "Israel gets to keep all the land it has stolen in violation of international law and Palestine gets some tunnels so they can travel between their shrinking enclaves without putting their dirty feet on Jewish soil"
Imagine being so utterly retarded that you can't see Trump is a Zionist

>> No.17737438

>>17735242
Realized my ID is: DOW U TOO LOW

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>>17737369
>Slightly down
Brah

>> No.17737462

>>17737369

are these the cheapies i should be buying? or should i wait till sub 1 cent

>> No.17737466

>>17737369
>still bullish
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17737474

>>17737434
Trumpanzees are clinically retarded

>> No.17737475
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Day's Gain Unrealized
-$49.33 (-0.66%)


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17737483

>>17737401
As opposed to what, holding a press conference mid February and saying "btdubs we're all fucked go buy toilet paper" and the market crashing anyways.

>> No.17737485

>>17737401
He still took action quicker than Obama did on the swine flu, everything about Trump is merely a comparison to the alternatives, but it's still a bit applicable

>> No.17737487

>>17737411
It literally doesn't matter. He took credit when the stock market was doing great, so regardless of who's really at fault, this is all on him no matter what. Karma's a bitch.

>> No.17737494

Full capitualtion now

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>>17737172
>jews hate the most
please vote trumpkike in again, I want to see muttmerica crumble more demographically while you believe you are winning. This way you really never will fire a single shot with muh guns

>> No.17737507

>>17737438
oh fug

>> No.17737509

2ND CIRCUIT BREAKER

S O O N
O
O
N

>> No.17737513

>Blaming orange man for the poor biosecurity of the yellow man
Based?

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>>17737172
okay faggot

>> No.17737528

>>17737411
>can't blame him for the virus
You can blame him for not closing the borders to china sooner, for not ramping up production/orders of medical equipment, for not preparing additional medical facilities, for doing nothing to incentivize people to self-quarantine if they get sick, for throttling the rate of testing so nobody knows who's got it, and for pretending that the whole situation doesnt exist until it's too late.

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Who comfy?

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>>17735242
>-12%

>> No.17737545

>>17737513
Shit goes both ways, if every good thing that happens to the economy is due to based daddy Trump then every bad shit is too.

>> No.17737551

>>17737474
The Tariffs just got 10% higher

>> No.17737561

>>17737483
See >>17737528

>> No.17737564

>>17737348
Anything beats the commie mexico that you guys want. Also, trump isn't reponsible for this.

>> No.17737569

>>17737513
Anything to deflect the blame from China. Gotta protect them from racism, even though no one is blaming the citizens!

>> No.17737570

>>17737528
Anon, most of the transmission into US came from everywhere but China. China's massive quarantine had somehow worked.

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>>17737521
>>17737434
>>17737495

glad most of /biz/ isn't inbred trumptards and realize the hypocrisy of this orange retard

>> No.17737574

why is my anf put worth so much less than it was 30 min ago at the same anf stock price wtf I need noob medic

>> No.17737576

>>17737509
They gotta pump before then no?

>> No.17737585

>>17737528
No anon, Trump couldnt POSSIBLY have dealt with it better, remember how he called it fake news and a CNN invention and for people to just carry on as usual for weeks? Based Trump doing everything possible from day one to help contain it!!!

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>+59%

>> No.17737595

>>17737485
>BUT WHAT ABOU-
Nobody cares.

>> No.17737604

Stocks at all time lows MAGAtards.

>> No.17737605

>>17737530
Comfy as heck with SQQQ/SPXU
Fuck Robinhood though

>> No.17737608

Standing by waiting for eod pump.

>> No.17737610

THREAD ALMOST DEAD
BAKE SOME BREAD

>> No.17737625

>>17737528
This is just wholly deranged. You need to close that r/politics tab.
> for not closing the borders to china sooner,
The dems would have sued to keep them open, which they threatened to do, you dishonest faggot.

>> No.17737634

>>17737576
anon...this IS them pumping.

>> No.17737638

>>17737610
BAKING

>> No.17737645

O-ONTX Chads report in

>> No.17737661

When's the time to go in bros?

>> No.17737665

>>17737528
>and for pretending that the whole situation doesnt exist until it's too late.
Why are commies and leftists so dishonest? It's like they have a deadly aversion to the truth.

>> No.17737667

>>17737551
>global trade is going to grind to a halt

whats 10% on zero?

>> No.17737669

>>17737610
Jannies need to wake the fuck up and sticky this shit already.

Someone start posting porn.

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>>17737528
Orders from where you fucking retard? They come from CHINA, because the USA went full retard and handed off almost all of our manufacturing to them. This is why it's the entire government's fault and not one person. Nothing could possibly go wrong from letting the most corrupt regime in the world manufacture our drugs and medical supplies! The few things we make here are things like hospital beds

>> No.17737678

>>17737625
>THE DEMS WOULD HAV-
And Trump would have continued to not give a single fuck about anything they threaten to do, and nothing would have happened. Don't make me laugh.

>> No.17737681

Bros i work QC in oilfield, with EURO and CHINA banned the only other company we get our pipe from is TENARIS, I'm not an investing God but i really don't know where else we are supposed to get our piping from

Is CHINA also cargo banned or just EUROs?

>> No.17737689

>>17737625
Then it would be their fault, but he didn't even try and so he is to blame

>> No.17737701

the yen is finally not pumping up while our bonds are still pumping up. is this finally the bottom?

>> No.17737705

>>17737661
In january. Buy AMD if you want stable cheapies.

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Okay now this is epic

>> No.17737716

>>17737681
We won't need pipes where we're going.

>> No.17737727

>>17737678
>w-we totally wouldn't have stopped him
>w-we were just playing around
You effeminate little faggot.

>> No.17737734

>>17737667
>>global trade is going to grind to a halt
I wish anon, I wish

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>>17737528
>>17737561
Alright, here's your alternative. She would still have the borders open, there would still not be medical equipment, there would still not be enough facilities, people would still be going to work sick, and there still wouldn't be enough test kits. The USA, no, the fucking world was unprepared for a disease like this.

>> No.17737746

>>17737681
European cargo isn’t banned, Trump is just a fucking retard and misspoke

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>>17737573
>white leftists
Truly the most pahtetic people to ever walk on the planet.

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>>17737324

>> No.17737790

>>17737736
If Hillary had been in charge the chinese wouldnt have manufactured COVID as a bioweapon during the trade wars obviously. So its still Drumpfs fault

>> No.17737791

I'm torn between getting into SQQQ now or waiting for it to come down

>> No.17737796

>>17737561
Most of that is insane bullshit, reddit. Take your crazy meds.

>> No.17737799

>>17737701
It will be very surprising if we got to the bottom so soon. Even if we got close we should stay like that for another month, no way the people don't panic sell more by then.

>> No.17737801

>>17737736
>BUT WHAT ABOU-
Nobody cares

>> No.17737823

>>17737791
Do it, it's going to keep going down. I've been buying and selling 100 shares of SQQQ/SPXU every day.

>> No.17737826

>>17737661

I'd say now. Sure it may go lower, but Trump caused a massive one day dip, and it probably won't dip much further. Even if you lose some money short term, it's probably not a ton

>> No.17737833

>>17737727
>incoherence
I'll take your concession.

>> No.17737851

>>17737419
2nd day.

>> No.17737854

NEW
>>17737841
NEW
>>17737841
NEW
>>17737841
NEW
>>17737841

>> No.17737855
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will it go under 21k after lunch?

>> No.17737865

>>17737736
>The USA, no, the fucking world was unprepared for a disease like this.
Specialists have been pointing out these problems and how to prepare since SARS. The only reason we weren't prepared is because the oligarchy does not give a fuck about us. Trump had several years to prepare and did nothing. He is just another oligarch working to the benefit of the ruling caste.

>> No.17737867

>>17737823
Do what get in now or wait for it to come down

>> No.17737869

>>17737671
>They come from CHINA, because the USA went full retard and handed off almost all of our manufacturing to them.
If only Trump hadn't fired all of the crisis response personnel who were trying to warn him of how insanely vulnerable this position is.

>> No.17737878

>>17737736
MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE OUR OWN MEDICAL EQUIPMENT INSTEAD OF RELYING ON THE COUNTRY THAT CAUSED THE H1N1,SARS, AND CORONA VIRUS

>> No.17737883

>>17737801
>Nobody cares
Clearly false.

>> No.17737885

>>17737661
It's going to keep crashing. I'm not buying until the rate of new cases starts decreasing.

>> No.17737896

>>17737736

Its 90% hype. Hyoe by media to drive the markets down so the Democrats and media can use it to blame Trump. he's ineffectual, blah blah blah. Elect Democrats and this will never happen again. Can see the ads now on TV.

>> No.17737909

>>17735488
Now that is fucking epic

>> No.17737922

INO about to hit 10, we did it pharma bullbros.

>> No.17737923

>>17737791
Don't. We fell 25%+ in a week and we're sitting on a major line of resistance. This is a terrible entry and it's not worth the risk.

>> No.17737931

>>17737878
That's a good plan, only America's not communist so the president can't just order new factories open.

>> No.17737940

First new bread
>>17737753
>>17737753
>>17737753
>>17737753
>>17737753

>> No.17737941

>>17737867
Get in now.

>> No.17737952
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HERE THEY COME!!!!!

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>>17737869
>no u
Ah yes now it's the blame game time where the left and right blame the other side for this shitshow rather than manning up and accepting they both fucked up. Next time you blame Trump or Pelosi, just remember that it was the entire government that failed you. They preferred to spend time on impeachments and burisma probes than a quick bipartisan movement weeks ago. News of a viral outbreak had already hit the news at the tail end of impeachment.

>> No.17737975

>>17737833
>incoherence
No, that's just your low iq.

>> No.17738043

>>17737941
Lol one person says get in one person says dont

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>>17737757
muttmerica is below 50% european, this is a fact, your wall means nothing against birthrates and legal immigration. But I am sure your kike puppet will save you

>> No.17738147

>>17737953
>Chief executive of the country, who heads all the departments the country depends on to manage public health crises, guts these departments and then ignores the public health crisis at hand until the markets force him to do otherwise
>"hurr the whole government is the problem not the leader of all the specific organizations the government created to handle this shit"
Peak cope

>> No.17738184

>>17738147
I'll be sure to blame Obama for the increase in gun violence, swine flu deaths, and "white supremacy" then.

>> No.17738245

>>17738184
>but what about obama!!
Irrelevant to the discussion of Trump's handling of coronavirus and the associated government agencies