/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17734790

EVEYRBODY FUCKING UNIRONICALLY PANIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17734790
get ready for bail-ins

I wish you were right, I really wish

Christ I fucking hope so
Fuck Deutsche Bank
Fuck them with a rusty rake

>>17734790

Imagine the shit if banks start collapsing.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

>>17734790
Lol money printer go brr brr

Deutsch bank more like douche bank

>>17734833

More like get ready for bail-ins Anon. That's when the bank takes everyone's deposits. We're all unironically fucked.

>>17734872

Citi bank will probably be the first to fail.

easy money

>>17734881
Who cares, I'm all-in LINK

hey guys it's me, Sewing,
just got off the phone with Frau Merkel and Mlle Lagarde,
ive got a new check for 700 billion eurobux to cover my lunch,
Deutsche is fucked tho LMAO

>>17734881
Hitler imminent

>>17734881
Why is it that some part of me wants everything to crash to 0?
I don't know, I guess the crazy socioeconomic times that we are going through has made me blackpilled without me noticing it. Perhaps coronavirus and the 2020 financial crisis are necessary to realign the world to what matters most.

I am down 40% and I can't even feel it.

DB is a fucking fagland holy shit
I thought they could hold until fucking may
dumb kikeniggers

best time to collapse economy the next logical step

>>17734790
what to short to profit from this?
is there anything downstream from banks that are gonna collapse?

>>17735082
>what to short to profit from this?
everything

>>17734790
>shit knowledge
>shit opinions
>shit thread
DB is unironically fine
pic so very related

I have 3k in my dB account what do?

>>17735122
explain us

>>17735120
thanks mate, just went balls deep in a short on Gold and Sugar.

>>17735178
Gold is down 4% today so good short.

>>17734790
>>17735122
BTFOing of OPletty continued
pic also very realted
>samefagging like there is no tomorrow

>>17735122

Nice fucking try

>>17735122
give it some time. most big players and countries like UK USA and Germany didn't even start with curfews and stuff. wait till they shutdown life for 2-4 weeks in major countries

>>17734927
They can't take my Bitcoin.

>>17735223
>give it some time. most big players and countries like UK USA and Germany didn't even start with curfews and stuff. wait till they shutdown life for 2-4 weeks in major countries
And this is a threat to a bank which has the ability to conjure up currency ex nihilo how exactly?

>>17735206
DB falling would be an actual issue for the system, because DB is the dirty bank of the system. A lot of off-the-books business would fall out.

>>17734881
Central banks will hyperinflate both the currency and debt into oblivion before that happens

>>17735210
>stocks
>how do they fucking work

Lads is it unironically happening? I've made almost 20k shorting things in the last week, is this money gunna be worth anything?

>>17735290
they all need cash-flow. when half of the people are infected and stay home the cash-flow reduces dramatically. why do i have to explain this

>>17735296
I agree. DB has the potential "to make the whole system go poof" in a (((controlled demolition))) scenario.
If such (((scenario))) is not initiated, DB as well as the (((System))) will most likely remain stable.
The common person however will likely get F.I.T.A. whatever the outcome.

>>17735082
>what to short to profit from this?

short the purchasing power of the money you're using to short.

>>17734790
Here come the bailouts again

>>17734911
If the crash doesnt end DB, this comment will.

>>17734790
Trump owes them a shitload he better hope they don't need that money.

>>17735417
>they all need cash-flow
Do they?
In a completely man-made system that is our current fiat monetary system - which in result is completely mallable - there can simply be a change of rules and terms because of <insert critical reason here> and ez-pz no one in the banking industry needs cash flow anymore.
Haven't you fucking witnessed 2008+?
The rules are artificial and can be changed on a whim.
If you don't recognize this, the (((System))) lives rent free in your head like a parasite.

>>17734790
nigger deutsche bank pulled back from the stock market in total what your posting here?

>>17734911
brilliant anon, are you by any chance a comedian for a living?

>>17735030

>>17734927
How about it's actually a bail-in..
. sounds this time?

>>17734790
Not going to happen but like you said - it will take the rest of the world with it. That would happen regardless of which bank collapses. IMHO they won't let that happen. There is no way (((they))) will give up their power. This time it wouldn't matter if it was a recession, depression, or total collapse. There would be no recovery.

>>17735171
Preferred stock are (most of the time) a good indicator as to how confident market participants are in a certain companys ability to
>repay debt
>create profit and pay dividends
ie a representation of the overall health of a company or operation.
So far with DXB at 24.61 the market is seemingly not worried at all that Deutsche Bank will be able to redeem every single one of this preferred stock at a price of $25.00 each at its redemption date AND pay out dividends on every DXB preferred stock 4 times a year resulting in an average yield of 6.55% on an hypothetical value of $25.00.
The long term chart I posted is to illustrate that during the time of 2008-2011 investors were way way way way way less confident that Deutsche Bank is able to service their debt, operate at a profit and pay dividends than they are now.

>>17734911
ayyyyyyyyyyoooooooo

winner winner chicken dinner

>>17734790

>>17736050
why do chad's arm go like that.

>>17736106
Because he doesnt give a shit what you think

>>17736106
To make you seethe because yours can't.

>>17735142
Move it out. They will be raping the common man soon. They'll make up some bullshit and take everyone's deposits. Get gold or tethers. Or buy bitcoin once it crashes even worse on march 15th to 18th. Bitcoin will rally in April, dip in June, and then the bull run will commence on the 22nd July.

>>17736106
to grab nearby fertile pussy

>>17736948
believable timeline sirs

>>17736948
>Bitcoin will rally in April, dip in June, and then the bull run will commence on the 22nd July.
>source: my ass

>>17734930
Check bank of brazil

They will print euros to bal it out and all euro holders will lose value, amirite?

>>17734942
Good luck cashing your gains without banks.

>>17734790
THE BREXITERS WERE RIGHT HOLY SHIT

>>17734790
Why is this shit bringing crypto down with it. I thought this should be making crypto explode in price as people ditch trad financial institutes for crypto coins.

>>17737412
Angies already stated, ain't no bucket big enough to bail out this piece of shit. I honestly wouldn't want to even glimpse some of the trash still buried in these fuckers books. Auf Wiedersehen, scheissbank

>>17737663
its too early to say honestly
give it another 3-6 months
either we see new money in crypto, or we fucking bleed and crab all the way to mid 2021

>>17734942
Domp eet

>>17737404
It's partially federally owned. It won't go under.
Deutsche and Citi, on the other hand...

>>17737663
there are many speculators in crypto who arent in it for the long haul and cant see the big picture. they are panic selling, just like like they are panic selling they're normie assets. when the normie-exit bloodbath is over, crypto will be among the only asset classes that will moon, while everything else continues to bleed

>>17737663
>Why is this shit bringing crypto down with it.
Think like this. By degree of severity:

-Lite, Market goes down, people rush to get cash so they can play the market once it bottoms, crypto acts as a stock.
-Crash, central banks start fucking up in despair, massive inflation, fiat cash is worthless, crypto proves to be a better global form of currency, it moons.
-Apocalypse, 1s and 0s are worthless, so is crypto, gold and PMCs start to raise because in the end of the day, flexing your wealth with gold is atemporal.

That is the danger of betting in coin, you need a specify crash.
Right now we are lite phase.

Let the banks collapse, I have crypto

>>17734790
Good.

>>17734927
They can take the peoples money but the people can take their life

>>17737582
The new banks will work on a mix of ETH + Link and will be completely decentralized.

>>17737663
Because big money is invested in crypto and they need take it out in order to have cash ready to acquire the little man

>>17734790
If BTC goes to 1 million but banks collapse how do i cash out then?

>>17734790
it keeps going deeper!!!!!! 4.96 !!!!

>>17736106
the more you know

When is Trump going to give us free gibs so we can stimulate the economy???

>>17735039
this, somehow I feel more alive then ever
it like late 2017 all over again

>>17734927
I got that tasty federal insurance

German here. Ive done bank run today, and if you live in Germany, so should you. Everyone is withdrawing their money. Dax is down 12% but most banks have been hit harder. There soon wont be any money up for grabs anymore. Hording everything at home now.

>>17740425
What you hording anon?

It's literally nothing. Look up FDIC insurance.

>>17740455
he's hoarding physical bills of cash, since they will still be scarce for a while when the banks collapse, functioning as money

>>17740537
What happens if they get Zimbabwe levels inflation though?

>>17734881

What would cause Deutsche Bank to collapse?

>>17740481

How much can the FDIC cover at any moment? Your deposit would still need to be moved somewhere. If you spread your savings out among multiple banks so you wouldn't exceed the FDIC limit, but alk those banks fail, will the FDIC cover each account or do you as an individual only get the $200k max? Hmmm...

>>17740558
>if
brrrrr

>>17740455
Mainly food, water, some gold and some cash. If the banks really do fail I'm gonna transform that cash into real estate or more food and water, perhaps ill even try to get some arms, but that's hard as fuck to get.

Unironically, there were 5 people in front of me withdrawing their money and i was only able to get supplies because i know a supermarket in downtown thats barely visited by regular shoppers but specializes on opportunity buyers after shopping in the nearby mall. They still had toilette paper and canned food.

>>17740558

Hopefully by then he'll have some other plan figured out, something else worth bartering with or he'll at least h and ve an extra layer of fat on him and won't be one of the first ti starve when the really hard times hit.

I'VE LOST EEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIIING

Deutsche Bank now at .16%.
Brb, Im calling my communist friend and ask him if theres still a place for me in his revolution

>>17740582

They have something like 16 trillion in various obligations. Just yesterday they said they were going to delay payment on some $1.25 BILLION bonds because of the pandemic *wink*wink*. Basically letting the government know they need access to the printing press otherwise they're going belly up.

>>17740690
I'LL COME TO COMRADE

>>17740636
Hmmm thanks. I'm going to start getting fat now. Hopefully I can barter my Pokemon cards for supplies.

>>17734790
The most it ever was ytd was 11.

>>17740582
Literally everything lol
At least if you're American

GUYS?!??!!

>>17740598
What is your plan right now? Are you going to work or just stay holed up?

>>17734790
Lets be real for a moment tho. This is going to be just another bail out wealth transfer where the rich and corporations profit and the average joe loses. (((Their))) end goal is a 0.1% elite and the rest of debt slaves wage slaves with no property in a globalozed world with one currency and one government. Its over boys they won, (((they))) and their frontline bullies like Soros won

>>17740893
kek going to work..
only dumbfucks go to work and get corona. call a doctor and tell him you have stomach problems and need 1-2 weeks off.

>>17734790
HAHAHA imagine not buying this delicious dip this bank is INVINCIBLE

>>17740929
If God doesnt literally smite these parasites in the face earth will become living hell

>>17737663
>this should be making crypto explode in price as people ditch trad financial institutes for crypto coins
This is so fucking unlikely. What kind of people do you think will be selling off their stocks for crypto? Boomers? Fuck no. They sat on the sidelines and watched bitcoin pump and then dump in 2017 and made up their mind that crypto is just a scam ponzi. There’s a zero percent chance that normie investors ditch stocks for crypto

>>17734959
kek

>>17740885

>>17737099
and my ass

>>17735559
trips of truth

>>17740582
they have huge amounts of dept and dont have enough liquidity to hold together.

>>17740558
unlikely to happen with physical bills, since the entire banking system is almost entirely electronic now, but it's not impossible, in that case the physical bills would naturally lose their value as well; still a better bet than keeping it in the bank for sure though

>>17740582
Time...

...he's waiting in the wings
He speaks of senseless things
His script is you and me, boys

Time, he flexes like a whore
Falls wanking to the floor
His trick is you and me, boy

Time, in quaaludes and red wine
Demanding Billy Dolls
And other friends of mine
Take your time

The sniper in the brain, regurgitating drain
Incestuous and vain
And many other last names

Oh, well, I look at my watch, it say nine twenty-five
And I think "oh God, I'm still alive"
We should be on by now
We should be on by now

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
You are not a victim
You just scream with boredom
You are not evicting time

Chimes, goddamn, you're looking old
You'll freeze and catch a cold
'Cause you've left your coat behind
Take your time

Breaking up is hard, but keeping dark is hateful
I had so many dreams
I had so many breakthroughs
But you, my love, were kind, but love has left you dreamless
The door to dreams was closed
Your park was real dreamless
Perhaps you're smiling now
Smiling through this darkness
But all I had to give was guilt for dreaming

>>17735345
>>stocks
>>how do they fucking work
They endlessly go down according to you?

>>17734790
literally who

>>17741880
generally not, but in the case of depressions like this, the correction taking place is a correction involving wiping out the majority of large corporations, so in a sense many of those stocks will go down "endlessly" until they're worth zero and the corporation is bankrupt

I have no idea about regular economics. Can someone explain to me how all these banks are teetering on the edge of disaster when the stock market has been roaring for years? Wouldn't they all be making huge gains with their holdings?

>>17734790
>d-d-douchebank can't fail
I TOLD YOU SO DOUCHEBANKFAGS

>>17736948
Mar 23/24 should be start of a bitcoin rise

CHRIS: Playing poker against Paulie ”You read the news about that Corona virus?"
TONY: Sitting down in the bada bing office chair with a sandwich in his mouth "mhm-eah, chink eating rat soup or some shit like that"
CHRIS: "Bat soup, yeah."
TONY: "Bat soup, rat soup, dog soup, last time I'm ever eating chinese again"

Crew laughs, except for Feech of course.

CHRIS: "Zipperheads are infected too, on a major fucking scale. This shit even made it's way to the old country"
TONY: "Get the fuck outta 'ere. Italy? Where?"
CHRIS: "Northern Italy"
FURIO: Smirks

CHRIS: "Entire fucking cities are quarentined. I'm talking ghosttown, Rome looks like a fucking Will Smith movie"
PAULIE: "Corona virus? Heh. Biological fucking super weapon if you ask me. A week or some' after the first case they already built a fucking hospital. It’s like they had it all planned out, resources ’n’ everything. Bet ya they fucking rigged it to evolve too, like a fucking time bomb or something.”
TONY: Quickly raises his hand to the side of his ear ”Gettafuckoutahere! Got a fucking wife and kids at home, don’t think anyone ’ere wanna hear ’bout your theories and doomsday scenarios Paulie”
SIL: Counting money and shrugs ”ehhh, I’m not too scared ’bout the virus. Papers agree with Tony, says it's nothing more than a flu"
TONY: "Yeah but people are freaking out, already lost 9% in our webistic stocks" Looks at Christopher, slight dead-eye
CHRIS: "Sorry T, shit like this can't be helped.”
BOBBY: ”Don’t they have scientists that can predict these kinds’a’things? Maybe some of that artificial intelligence, who knows?”
CHRIS: ”I dunno, anyways, like Sil said it's nothing to be worried about unless you already got a disease, AIDS or some shit like that"
Close up of Vito looking down at the table.

>>17738079
correct, we are getting rid of the riff-raff right now.

>>17739843
yes.

people who think major financial people aren't in btc are retards. they don't ignore anything that can make them huge gains. right now they are prudently moving cash from one part of their portfolio to another.

the panic sell-off in stocks is a fantastic opportunity for them and they're taking cash wherever they can get it to move into stocks at the bottom.

this is good for you - the fewer btc owned by dickbags like this, the better.

>>17735039
>I can't even feel it.

This is because you and all of us intrinsically know that the USD/Euro/etc are basically worthless.

>>17734790
I have no clue what that means

>>17734911
911 funded by money laundered through douche bank confirmed.

>>17734790
The hidden /biz/ discord link is discord gg xFuuSTZ
It has to stay hidden or (((discord))) will shut it down.

>>17740537
Stupid Anon. Germany can't print its own money anymore.

btw. which app do you use for those charts?

>>17734790
Should i take my money out of it

>>17734911
Douchef bank is finished

Deutsche is super fuvking retarded. Every month they send me kyc form even tho i don't any account there. Last month i finally sent them my documents and this month they sent it again

NATIONAL SOCIALIST 2.0 REVOLUTION LETS GOOOOOOO

>>17742333
deserves a toon, that:
https://youtu.be/MYSJVBO8ARA?t=41

>>17734927
where do I put my assets lads?

>>17744750
precious metals, drinking water, food, gasoline, ammunition

I'm certifiably retarded, what does this mean biz

>>17738446
>-Apocalypse, 1s and 0s are worthless, so is crypto, gold and PMCs start to raise because in the end of the day, flexing your wealth with gold is atemporal.

In an apocalypse even gold would be worthless.

>>17735278

>they can't take my bitcoin

kek.....oh anon.....so innocent...so pure

>>17735039
>I am down 40% and I can't even feel it.
i got liquidated for almost 0.2 btc this morning and i dont feel anxious or depressed, i kinda feel relieved.

i know 0.2 btc is peanuts, but im yuropoor making less than 400€ per month, so its a lotta money to me.

i think im dead inside, or maybe i finally matured?

maybe im in shock and itll hit me in the mornink.

meh

>>17745474
can only blame yourself for holding a dysfunctional shitcoin like BTC

>>17746721
>holding
he didn't hold anything he gambled on leverage lol

>>17745133
It means Europe is gay and I hope their internet goes out because I’m tired of seeing them post here

>>17734881
>banks collapsing because chink ate bat soup
best timeline ever

>>17734790
wooo I am soooooooo suprised
like wow
who fucking could have guessed
wow
big news

>>17734790
>yfw the FED bailout was to try to save them and the blew it in 20 minutes lmao

>>17734790
technically bankrupt. the euro will. once brexit takes full effect,

>>17734881
But Anon they're too big too fail!