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>> No.17733113

tripfags win

>> No.17733114

>>17733072
>>17733072
FUCKED

>> No.17733116

>>17733072
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17733122

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.17733123

>>17733072
AHHH SPXU NOW OR WAIT FOR THE POST BREAKER RALLY

>> No.17733125

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE JUST THE FLU AAAAAAAAA

>> No.17733129

I was here. Hit the breakers!!!

>> No.17733131

Crammer and CNBC are actually Tankies.

>> No.17733134
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17733134

>RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %
RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %
>RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %
RUSSELL DOWN 13 FUCKING %

>> No.17733137

>>17733123
THERE WILL BE NO RALLY
THIS IS IT THE ECONOMY IS OVER

>> No.17733143
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17733143

do I need robinhood gold to place a put order on robinhood?

>> No.17733144

Bets for next breaker?

>> No.17733147
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17733147

Should have listened.
Schiff is now getting stronger every minute.

>> No.17733148
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17733148

GET IN FAGGOTS,MASSIVE POOMP IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS

>> No.17733149

We're still fine.

>> No.17733150

CIRCUIT BREAKER INCOMING

>> No.17733154

>>17733072
YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WAS JUST THE FLU

>> No.17733161

HIT THE BREAKER TWICE IN A FUCKING WEEK

>> No.17733168
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17733168

CAC down 9.3%

>> No.17733172

I'm fucking jealous because Bridgewater won big again

>> No.17733173

Breakers are engaged.

>> No.17733175

Trading halted, circuit breaker engaged.

>> No.17733176
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17733176

Now that the dust has settled what exactly did the president mean by this post

>> No.17733177
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17733177

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>> No.17733185

>>17733150
already halted

>> No.17733190
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17733190

buy the bottom now guys. the fed pump is going to push market closing at green.

>> No.17733193
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17733193

Fuck, why did I sell my puts at a measly 100% profit?

>> No.17733196

ROBINHOOD JUST PRICED MY OPTIONS TO 1 CENT. WATCH SHIT UNFOLD TODAY AGAIN.

>> No.17733200

Hi /smg/ it's your husband /cvg/ just checking in to make sure you've checked the breakers while I'm at work.

>> No.17733201

What the fuck just happened? Can't even trade on fidelity?

>> No.17733202

>>17733144
hope it's gonna hit
but looking at the last time it will probably not

>> No.17733204

>Boeing -14%
>CCL -14%
>RCL -24%
>DAL -12%
>AAL -14%
>TSLA -10%

I'm glad I haven't jumped in yet on any of those

>> No.17733209

CNBC stream died right at the circuit breaker bell lmao.

>> No.17733211

>>17733161
13% next

>> No.17733214

DUDE WHAT THE DUCK ROBINHOOD SAYS ALL MY PUTS ARE WORTH 1 CENT!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17733216
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17733216

Well, now that we have a few minutes to ourselves, I'd like to talk to all of you about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ...

>> No.17733218

>>17733123
Wait for the rally. It's happened every other time there was a huge gap down at open.

>> No.17733221

Hitting Breakers 6 mins in... wew lad

>> No.17733226
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17733226

Dax down 9.1%

Cac down 9.8%

>> No.17733228
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17733228

>>17733143
PLEASE I WANNA KNOW IF I SHOULD SHILL THE $5 OR NOT

>> No.17733235

>>17733176
>I actually wanted to lose the election all along

>> No.17733247

>>17733161
I lived through 2008 and it was just as fun. The part that comes next is much worse when the rich start hording their wealth and everyone loses their jobs.

>> No.17733256

WHO CALLED CRAMER?
WHO CALLED CRAMER?
WHO CALLED CRAMER?

>> No.17733258

>>17733176
He was warning us.

>> No.17733259
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17733259

LISTEN FAGGOTS I'M REINVESTING everything is going to be fine, and i- OOP

>> No.17733261
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17733261

>Trading continues
>Breakers again within a second
Beautiful

This is it bois. Its ogre

>> No.17733264

BETS ON WHEN THE SECOND BREAKER IS TRIGGERED
>BETS ON WHEN THE SECOND BREAKER IS TRIGGERED
BETS ON WHEN THE SECOND BREAKER IS TRIGGERED
>BETS ON WHEN THE SECOND BREAKER IS TRIGGERED

>> No.17733269

Buy the dip faggots. Apologize.

>> No.17733275

>>17733209

i noticed that shit too lmao literally right when the bell rung

https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/cnbc-america.html

here's new one

>> No.17733279

>>17733214
chill out phone poaster... the market is closed

>> No.17733286
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17733286

I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN

>> No.17733288

>>17733218
Yeah, probably wait until the midday peak to buy SPXU and then ride it all the way down

Lads its been real but the depression is here

>> No.17733289

>>17733256
It's Bogdanoff obviously

>> No.17733290

>>17733193
Same. But its fun to watch at least.

And we are not losing money unlike 90% of people who hodl

>> No.17733291

>>17733256
The ghost of Lenin.

>> No.17733292
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17733292

Cheapies

>> No.17733293
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17733293

reminder to buy the dip, and that you don't lose any money unless you sell

>> No.17733297
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17733297

RIDE IS ENDING. ABYSS WAS THE FINAL DESTINATION ALL ALONG!

>> No.17733296
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17733296

I'm all in on Kirkland Lake and I'm down 40 percent.

I guess I just don't know when to set a stop loss so I never do and here I am. Can't wait to lose some more money

>> No.17733299

>>17733247
'just af fun'

Except for all those assholes who had a 100% financed subprime @500k on a house that was worth maybe 300

>> No.17733300
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17733300

Did SNSS anon kill himself for not selling anything at the top instead of just sitting on it like a cryptotard?

>> No.17733308
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17733308

Is this the fall?

>> No.17733312

>>17733201
Breakers, no one can trade. In this free market they won't let you sell if everyone is selling. It's also presumably why Robinhood is showing options to all be worth 1 cent presently

>> No.17733313
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17733313

>>17733256

>> No.17733316

>>17733264
20 minutes after it opens again

>> No.17733317
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17733317

>The NYSE was suspended for 15 minutes so we could listen to Lagarde's speech

>> No.17733320

that's it, im buying deep itm monthly puts. fuck this noise it's bear time.

>> No.17733323

STOCK UP ON AMMO!!! IT'S FUCKING OVER!!!

>> No.17733330

>21 days ago down jones was at 29,219
>Starting today it is at 21,856
>7363 point loss already

>> No.17733341

>>17733275
for some reason the livenews link redirects me to https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.html?mepr-unauth-page=40&redirect_to=%2Famerican%2Fcnbc-america.html when I refresh a crash

>> No.17733342
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17733342

>still using robinhood
i know we're all risk takers here but come on

>> No.17733343
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17733343

IN MY HEART OF HEARTS
I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN
IVE LOST EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING

>> No.17733344

Cramer just got fed info

>> No.17733349

WHAT IS THE REQUIREMENT FOR THE SECOND BREAKER

>> No.17733350
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17733350

>>17733176
Reminder that the average boomer has 60k in their 401ks.

401k is the biggest scam of the past 2 decades. filthy rich jews and their work dogs convinced wagies that if they cut their already small paychecks they'd be set for retirement with their 401k

>> No.17733354
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17733354

>> No.17733359

THIS IS THE BOTTOM

>> No.17733363

>>17733330
we've got another 7k to go

>> No.17733369

>>17733349
Alien invasion.

>> No.17733370

>all the people ITT who think we’re on the 2nd breaker
>all the people ITT who are asking why they can’t trade right now
Everyone here is retarded

>> No.17733376
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17733376

>>17733320
>it's bear time
LOL NIGGER ITS BEEN BEAR TIME

>> No.17733378
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17733378

It all returns to nothing,
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
It all returns to nothing,
I just keep letting me down, letting me down, letting me down.
In my heart of hearts,
I know that i could never love again.
I've lost everything... everything...
Everything that matters to me matters in this world.
I

>> No.17733380
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17733380

>>17733264
As sooner as the first one lifts

>> No.17733382

>>17733256
KEK HE TOOK A CALL IN THE MIDDLE OF TALKING IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE KEKEKKEKEKEE

>> No.17733384

Where are all the blow over faggots?

>> No.17733386

>>17733256
His buddy Kuddlow probably.

>> No.17733392

moving sideways then the pump comes

>> No.17733396

Can I cry on someone's shoulders?

>> No.17733395

>>17733349
13.5% before 3:25pm, 21% after wards and trade is halted for the rest of the day

>> No.17733400

when does it open again? 9:51?

>> No.17733403

>>17733264
I doubt it

>> No.17733405
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17733405

>+1000%

>> No.17733407

>>17733349
13% for another 15 minutes
20% for the rest of the day

>> No.17733408

>>17733342
My long dated options are there so I can't move out, but yes, once they expire, I'm switching to thinkorswim.

>> No.17733409

>>17733342
I couldn't switch to anything else during the happening!

>> No.17733410

>>17733299
That was a small part of what caused 2008. The real crisis was the CDS and derivative markets. The homeowners should have been bailed out instead of wallstreet but no one shot anyone so it will just happen again.

>> No.17733415
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17733415

WE'RE IN FREEFALL

>> No.17733419

CIRCUIT BREAKER?

>> No.17733422
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17733422

HOW THE FUCK DO I PUT TRADE ON ROBINHOOD WITHOUT GOLD

>> No.17733424
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17733424

How far are we going biz?

>> No.17733423

>>17733349
7%
13%
20%

>> No.17733425
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17733425

>>17733072
>snss


HJAHAHAHHAAAHAHAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Remember to buy on the rumour and sell on the news.

>> No.17733427

>>17733256
It was government.

>> No.17733431
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17733431

DAX and CAC down 11%

>> No.17733432

well despite having 20k in spy calls , im still up 5k today so far

>> No.17733435

My Vont BEAR Dow Jones x8 was trading at +90% before market opened.
Market opened and Dow dropped another 3 percent and my Vont BEAR whent from +90% to +60%
HOW?

>> No.17733437

>>17733359
You're a bottom.

>> No.17733440
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17733440

All this jewish ponzi is collapsing and they will get away with it because only corona will be blamed.
Truly the worst timeline.

>> No.17733442

>bald CNBC stock market man is stuttering like a fool
beautiful

>> No.17733446
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17733446

Deutsche Bank at 6.01

>> No.17733447
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17733447

Well that was fun. Market was open for a whole 2 minutes.
Fucking hilarious.

>>17733350
We're going to see boomer riots when pensions inevitably get cut because they can't get returns from the market anymore.
It's going to be hilarious. We'll be seeing a war between nigs and boomers fighting over gibs.

>> No.17733450

>>17733330
>if we do 7363/29219 this gives us the overall percentage of loss during the 21 days
>its 0.25206201444 and to make that a percentage that turns into 25.2% loss overall
>over 1/4 of the market value went down in less than a month

>> No.17733452

lol trump called cramer

>> No.17733455

>>17733330
the entire economy of 1997 lost in 3 weeks

>> No.17733462

>>17733290
yeah, I'm not actually mad. Could've and should've are always retarded ways to think about the market.
Though I like to add the losses the shares I sold before everything cratered had to the money I effectively "made" in this crash to cope a little

>> No.17733464

>>17733143
No. It was slow for me in the first few minutes, but my order did go through. If you can’t place anything currently, it’s because of the circuit breaker.

>> No.17733465

Impeach this piece of shit

>> No.17733467

>>17733424
>hurrr look at this really zoomed out one
>it's zoomed out because it went up a lot!!!!!

>> No.17733469

>>17733424
through the ground and into hell

>> No.17733472
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17733472

In my heart of hearts,
I know that i could never love again.
I've lost everything... everything...
Everything that matters to me matters in this world.

>> No.17733475

>>17733422
Settings, enable options.

>> No.17733476

These circuit breakers should be illegal. Let the bodies hit the fucking floor.

>> No.17733480

>>17733422
trading is halted

>> No.17733481

>>17733396
Come here bro.

>> No.17733490
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17733490

>I'm just an old guy who's seen too much.

Jesus christ.

>> No.17733496

>>17733435
was already priced in, if anything it would have stayed the same

>> No.17733502

>>17733442
CNBC man is advocating actual communism.

>> No.17733505

>>17733424
1000

>> No.17733506

>>17733424
yellow

>> No.17733510

>>17733442
He got the call they're pulling the plug, we're going to see a murder suicide in 20.

>> No.17733514

>>17733446
They have already crashed 96% from 2007.

>> No.17733523

>I'm just an old guy who's seen too much...
KEK

>> No.17733525

Anyone else got this shit eating grin because you are all cash?

>> No.17733527

>>17733447
Boomers gonna die off though.

>> No.17733528
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17733528

>people buying non-perishables as if the fucking power is going to go out

This shit isnt a hurricane you dumb fucks. Your fridge and oven will work just fine over the next 3 months.

>> No.17733533

HOW IS EVERYONE’S 409K’S DOING?

>> No.17733538

Holy shit SPY is showing -8% for me

>> No.17733540

IM SO DONE WITH THIS FLU WHY GOD WHY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17733545

>>17733525
yes but i'd much rather be actively making money off all this but im too new

>> No.17733546

>>17733452
>stonks are bigly great fake news faggot

>> No.17733547

>>17733527
If Corona Chan does a good enough of a job then yes.
If not, those fuckers have a good 20-30 years left in them.

>> No.17733553

>>17733502
based
>>17733510
even more based

>> No.17733559

Can someone explain why the dollar is going up now when before it was going down?

>> No.17733562

>>17733528
without people running the power plants?

>> No.17733566

>>17733525
you should be in tears that you’re not in puts

>> No.17733568

>>17733525
Lmao that shits gonna be worthless before you know it. Ive got mres, bottles water and 22's

>> No.17733569
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17733569

CANT LIVE WITHOUT HTE RTUST FORM THOSE YOU LOVE

>> No.17733570

>>17733261
No anon. It's just the game forcing all players to the next level. You have unlocked: Human barbecue level! (Special Event. Due to extreme fear and chaos over the latest plague, trade and movement of all goods is forbidden and people are ordered to shelter in place. All well and good, if you have food with you. If not, it's time to go on the hunt! There are billions of Long Pigs (humans) wandering around waiting to be harvested. Just make sure you cook the plague out of them.)

>> No.17733571

>>17733502
I was amazed when he said "I started reading Das Kapital last night and I think now is the time to try this"

>> No.17733578

>>17733533
PRETTY GAYY RIGHT NOW!

>> No.17733581

>>17733528
Wait until Trump decides to nuke your city to contain the virus spread.

>> No.17733587

>>17733196
trading is halted due to the circuit breaker

>> No.17733590
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17733590

>>17733490
>>17733523

>> No.17733591
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17733591

>>17733481
Thanks for being so kind

>> No.17733593
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17733593

>>17733547
leave the boomies to our girl fellas. Just get ready for your inheritance and buying cheapies for pennies on the dollar

>> No.17733595

>all in SPXU
>sell after the first DOOMP
>buy NVDA because good price even though I KNOW that the markets are gonna crash
WHY DIDN'T I HODL SPXU

WHY DID I TAKE PROFIT?

>> No.17733599

It's fucking over

>> No.17733604

>>17733525
sonuds pretty boring

>> No.17733605
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17733605

>>17733547
>tfw they won't be able to afford to last that long

>> No.17733607
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17733607

This is the next United States President. Say something nice about him.

>> No.17733610

Reminder that the market might close for the day very soon so think about making your moves.

>> No.17733613

I don't have any cash can I just take out a 20k loan @9% buy the bottom and hope for the best?

>> No.17733617

BUY VOL ETFS THEY SAID HAHAHAHAHA

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-credit-suisse-gp-notes/credit-suisse-volatility-fund-liquidated-after-market-selloff-idUSKBN1FQ256

>> No.17733628

>all those boomer trump cultists who bought last two weeks because of his lies
lmao

>> No.17733630

>>17733607
DIAMOND JOE

>> No.17733632

C I R C U I T B R E A K E R

>> No.17733640

I'm not a stocksfag. How low can shit drop today before they hit the panic button and shut it all down? Assuming they have a button that is. Idk.

>> No.17733639
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17733639

>>17733570
No problem with that chief
Human meat it is. Again.

>> No.17733643
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17733643

*very loud farting noise*

>> No.17733647
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17733647

this is gonna be all of us 10 years from now

>> No.17733658

>IT'S TIME

>> No.17733663

>>17733288
On Monday, we hit the circuit breaker at 9:35 am. The first dip bottomed out around 10:00 am. Second around midday. I might go for the first.

>> No.17733666

>>17733613
Dude that's fucking retarded

do it

>> No.17733668

>>17733607
>implying he can survive the coronavirus

>> No.17733669
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17733669

>>17733640
-20% stops trading for the rest of the day

>> No.17733671

>>17733607
nobody cares. go back to /pol/ shill

>> No.17733674

Forcibly remove Trump from office right the fuck now.

>> No.17733677

>>17733562
Why would people not be running the power plants?

Italy is full quarantined and they still have people operating the plants

>> No.17733680
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17733680

Hey
When is it going to continue?
15 mins are over

>> No.17733681

When does it open again?

>> No.17733683

>>17733607
>implying Hillary isn't the next president

>> No.17733689
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17733689

Cramer actually on suicide watch

>> No.17733690

>>17733647
It would honestly be better

>> No.17733691
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17733691

>>17733292
>puts printing
>gonna buy so many cheapies with the profits

but not for a long while i think

>> No.17733694
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17733694

B-Bobo it's enough now you can stahp pls

>> No.17733695
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17733695

>We can trade fully electronically
Really a fucking feat of engineering there switching from 99.8% to 100% electronic.

>> No.17733697

>>17733617
that was a short vol ETF tho...

>> No.17733699

Someone convince me that we’re not in late stage capitalism. Pro tip: you can’t.

>> No.17733700

Is it time to buy bros?

>> No.17733704

>panic sell
>bag hold
pick one

>> No.17733705

>>17733647
At least these people lead less stressful lives

>> No.17733706

Guys this is going to trigger a world wide depression

>> No.17733708

>>17733640
It has to go down more and if they shut the markets down then it means shit is going down

>> No.17733709

>women on the floor

thats bad luck.

>> No.17733711
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17733711

* sniiiiiiffffffff *
> Anon don't worry this is a nothingburger.
* snnniiiifffffff *

>> No.17733710

>bald man shaky voice
:^)


>>17733669
fuckin based

>> No.17733718

>>17733647
Fucking outstanding!

>> No.17733719
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17733719

Is this THE happening?

>> No.17733721

Guys. I’m scared.

>> No.17733723
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>>17733605
They unironically won't.
>Stonks meltdown
>Pensions cut
>No savings
>Tons of denbts
>Homes refinanced to the max and their value drops 50-70%
>Can't work.

They're going to die because they can't afford to stay alive.
Soon Millenials are going to see a wave of boomies trying to come and live with them.

>> No.17733725

>>17733666
Yeah but what if I make 30% in 5 years

>> No.17733726

>>17733607
lol if this nigger doesn't die first, he'll be completely senile by then. He's running just to put Hillary as the VP and then put her in the Oval

>> No.17733730

>>17733640
one anon did the math and said 18.8 today

>> No.17733731

>>17733640
-20% US markets
Dax is secret, but probably around -15% Id say

>> No.17733732
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17733732

HALTING FOR WHAT JUST LET IT BURN
LET
IT
BURN

>> No.17733734
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>>17733607
Why would a depression cause people to elect the VP of the guy who utterly fucked up the previous recession?

>> No.17733736
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17733736

Okay, here we go, fags.

SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!
SELL SELL SELL SELL!

Take your money out of the bank! Before you're left with nothing!

>> No.17733739
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17733739

>>17733647
VINDICATED

>> No.17733735

I wonder if bald man faked a phone call just so he could prop up the market longer.

>> No.17733737

have the circuit breakers been activated?

>> No.17733744

DING DING DING

>> No.17733747

>>17733658
ONE MINUTE

>> No.17733749

SPY puts

I went from 300 --> 1.5k --> 100

what time does trading resume?

>> No.17733754

>>17733737
ITS OPEN AGAIN

>> No.17733757

>>17733699
True but we're in the first moments of the age where bullshit is not going to play anymore

>> No.17733763
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17733763

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17733772

WHY ARE YOU IDIOTS STILL USING ROBINHOOD

>> No.17733774

late stage capitalism

>> No.17733778

Here we go again

>> No.17733780

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17733782

DOWN DOWN DOWN

>> No.17733785

>>17733719
holy FUCKING shit

>> No.17733784

>bald man finna have a breakdown

>> No.17733786

-8 HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17733794

>Not because we've been profligate

lmao just how old school are we getting

>> No.17733796
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17733796

MAKE IT STOP

>> No.17733801
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17733801

>>17733256
Hello Cramer....Expect us..we are coming.

>> No.17733805
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17733805

It's beautiful
The age of the boomer is OVER

>> No.17733807

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mko5Y8QUEjI

>> No.17733808

>>17733496
Fuck me I'm really having trouble betting on US stocks with euro certificates.
Other things this europoor that can only trade during european hours needs to know?

>> No.17733810

>>17733681
bet they use some obscure law to close markets for a month

>> No.17733811

dow -8% huh

>> No.17733812
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17733812

Reminder that SNSSFelon has an average cost of .55 hahahahahahahahahaah

>> No.17733813

WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING DOWN

WHERES THE PUMP

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17733814
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17733814

Dax down 1000 points

>> No.17733817

OH GOD SAVE US

>> No.17733820

>>17733699
>late stage capitalism
Fuck off redditor

>> No.17733821
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17733821

>s&p -8

>> No.17733827

>IT'S STILL DROPPING DOWN

Post yfw it gets to -20% before lunchtime in NYC.

>> No.17733826
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17733826

alright, everyone's got their breath back? good, now let's continue tradiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>> No.17733830
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17733830

>deutsche bank at 6 dollars and dumping
it will fall

>> No.17733832

>>17733749
Just a tip for my other degenerate gambliers, when the market crashes everyone who isn't flat cash looses money

>> No.17733833
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17733833

IT JUST KEEPS CRASHING

>> No.17733834

>>17733734
Because americans are fucking idiots.

>> No.17733835

It's just an illness bro

>> No.17733837

ITS GOING TO 9

>> No.17733838

WE DID EVERYTHING RIGHT OMG
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

>> No.17733840

THERE IS NO PUMP

>> No.17733843

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17733845

>BECAUSE OF AN ILLNESS

THE COPE!!!

>> No.17733848
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>>17733784
lmfao he sounds broken

>> No.17733850

doomers on euphoria watch

>> No.17733851

wow it turns out that DOW follows BTC

>> No.17733857
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17733857

-8%
>-8%

-8%
>-8%

-8%
>-8%

-8%
>-8%

-8%
>-8%

>> No.17733858

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE?
ITS NOT OVER TILL ITS OVER FUCKERS

>> No.17733859

It's plunging straight down holy fuck.

>> No.17733860

DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS
HAZMAT SUIT, NASDAQ SUIT

>> No.17733862

rolling for 10% drop

>> No.17733863

What does the ringing mean on the traders handhelds?

>> No.17733866
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17733866

This is what "just DCA in bro" on a market wide scale looks like when you zoom the charts out

>> No.17733870

is this v*rus a more effective extermination of boomers than if we just lined them all up for machine gun fire?

>> No.17733871

dow -9%?

>> No.17733872

Fuck this shit I'm buying Bitcoin

>> No.17733875
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17733875

The amount of boomer cope on Fox stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM

>> No.17733876

Holy fuck lads I hope you're all bears

>> No.17733880
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17733880

>Already made 1200 bucks from shorting oil with an initial of 450
>Didn't even know what an option was until yesterday
Lmao, ez money. Warren Buffet here I come

I think I'm officially a /bearbro/

>> No.17733885

holy shit i can probably hit 1000% on my puts

>> No.17733886

-9%
>-9%
-9%
>-9%
-9%
>-9%
-9%
>-9%
-9%
>-9%

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17733889

-9%
I'm having an audible laugh at this craziness.
The funniest shit I have seen this year.
Normies are getting the Bitcoin experience.

>> No.17733892

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17733897

TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>> No.17733899

>>17733862
Thanks for saving the world

>> No.17733900

JEROME IS CHARGING HIS SPIRIT BOMB
YOU WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT YOU

>> No.17733901

>>17733593
>Just get ready for your inheritance
That's going to get spent on frantic efforts to stay alive, not left to the next generation.

>> No.17733902

HOLY FUCK

>> No.17733907

Bald faggot in a full cope mode

>> No.17733908

-10% AHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17733909

-9
AHHAHAHAHAA

>> No.17733910

-10 YASSSSS

>> No.17733913

post it
you know the one

>> No.17733914
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17733914

IT KEEPS DROPPING

>> No.17733916
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17733916

>>17733886

>> No.17733918

DAX -10%
DAX -10%
DAX -10%

>> No.17733921

-9 %
-9 %
-9 %

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>> No.17733922

>MEANWHILE ON THE NYSE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JITC1fo2HA

>> No.17733924

Dow down 9 percenteridoos

>> No.17733930

>>17733876
BULLS

STAND TOGETHER

>> No.17733931

Is Streetsmart partially frozen for anyone else? I see live quotes but p/l isn't updating, happened the other day too.

>> No.17733937

Damn this is great like walking into a store closing sale with everything half off
Imagine not buying right now

>> No.17733942

>all of this because of a fucking bat

>> No.17733946

>>17733528
I live in Flordia. Niggers abound who will destroy infrastructure and likely knock out power at some point. It can take weeks to get power back when shit is going poorly.

>> No.17733947
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17733947

HOLY FUCK I'M CUMMING

>> No.17733948

Remember kids, communism is good when rich people are losing money but not when you are.

>> No.17733950

MAKE IT FUCKING STOP

>> No.17733955

>>17733876
>tfw 100% 3X leveraged ETFs
My account is going to get liquidated before this is over.

>> No.17733957
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17733957

CAN WE GET SUB 20K

>> No.17733958
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>>17733901
well we'll all still get our cheapies no matter what

>> No.17733959
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17733959

>>17733607
>trading a demented old racist creep for a guys who's more demented, more old, more racist and more creepy

>> No.17733962

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

>> No.17733965

BOOMER DEATH 2020 9% AHAHAHAHAH

>> No.17733967

Man I’m so miffed that I sold my SQQQ for 26, what the fuck.

>> No.17733969

WE ARE NOT AT BOTTOM
DO NOT BUY
DO NOT SELL
WAIT IT OUT

>> No.17733970

>>17733880
Based

>> No.17733974

>>17733832
its more entertaining than tv and video games, I don't mind

>> No.17733972
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17733972

SUFFOCATION
NO BREATHING

>> No.17733975
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17733975

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.17733976

-9
-9
-9

>> No.17733978
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17733978

dow 21k rock hard support

>> No.17733979

-10? O_O

>> No.17733981

>>17733875
I can't even bear watching them since this started, usually I bounce between all the channels and filter bullshit partyline stuff, but they're so in the bag on defending Trump on Corona it's unwatchable.

>> No.17733988

That's fucking it. I'm selling everything and leaving forever.

>> No.17733990

TUMBLING TUMBLING DOWN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17733991

>another gap
Holy shit this is it. This is how peak depression looks like.

>> No.17733992

>>17733880
sir how do i short

>> No.17733996
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17733996

y spxu halt still?

>> No.17734004

can we hit -15 by close?
yes we fucking can

>> No.17734008
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17734008

>that CNBC bear trolling Cramer
WE'RE EVERYWHERE

>> No.17734011

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

>> No.17734012
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17734012

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17734019
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17734019

>>17733930

im with u bro

>> No.17734020

HOLY SHIT

Is this it?? Wtf guys -10%

>> No.17734021

>>17733256
In 08, he told people the truth... to get out of the markets...
This time he's letting everyone go down with the ship.

>> No.17734028

THE PUMP IS IN
I REPEAT
THE PUMP IS IN
IF YOU'RE GOING FOR FREE MONEY, ITS NOW

>> No.17734029

Remember to buy when the US gets quarantined.

>> No.17734040

>it's too late for that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>we're all americans
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17734041

>>17733967
What were you expecting, for this drop to somehow stop?
We might be realistically looking at 70% drop when this shit has run it's course.

>> No.17734048

>>17733988
About time

>> No.17734053

Where is Plunge Protection Team?
G-Guys?

>> No.17734052

>+30% on VIX

>> No.17734055

This is the bottom, BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17734061

time to bounce off a cliff

>> No.17734064

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2a30--j37Q
>depression incoming
>stock up now
>be a prepper or a die in the incoming apocalypse

>> No.17734066

Just bought more NVDA.

Still got some buying power but I'm holding it in reserve in case the markets drop further and there's a buying opportunity even lower.

>> No.17734068
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17734068

AND IM PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN
WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE

>> No.17734076

>>17734041
this is the bottom. the pump that's in rn is never stopping. dow is never going below 22k again.

>> No.17734079

>>17734041
False. Dow is up 100 points already. Last chance of getting in NOW.

>> No.17734082

>>17734040
>We've got to stick together y'know?


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHA

>> No.17734087

>>17733988

hahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahha

>> No.17734093

BOBO brothers isn’t it beautiful. Everyone thought we were crazy but we weren’t

>> No.17734101
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>>17734053
We are just now realizing the PPT had a limited supply of cash to operate.

>> No.17734105

BULL KEKS BUYING THE DIP

>> No.17734112

>>17733807
what a faggot, the least he can do is film himself

>> No.17734111

>>17733176
means CASH OUT NOW DUMMY

>> No.17734114

>it's just not right

>> No.17734115

>>17733959
At this point I'm not sure if he can even walk out of a debate without dropping over

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17734117

>>17734055
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA

>> No.17734120

>>17733992
you buy stocks fast then sell them fast for quick and easy cash flow right before you know it is going to go up.

>> No.17734122

>>17733967
Never feel bad for taking profit. There are always more opportunities.

>> No.17734124

there is no salvation
no saving grace
sell now

>> No.17734125

HOLY FUCK GUYS
VIX ALMOST 70
HOLY FUCK GUYS
VIX ALMOST 70
HOLY FUCK GUYS
VIX ALMOST 70
HOLY FUCK GUYS
VIX ALMOST 70

>> No.17734131

>>17734093
thanks for the cheapies

>> No.17734134

>>17734068
QUE? DIOS MIOS AMERICANOS

>> No.17734137

honestly fuck robinhood AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17734141

There it is. feds working to POMP IT back to normal now.

>> No.17734144

SEC IS PUMPING IT

>> No.17734152

this fucking pump

>> No.17734155

>>17734101
Why can't they just make the printer go brrrr?

>> No.17734156
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17734156

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17734163
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17734163

>tfw eternal bullmarket begins now

>> No.17734166

>>17733204
dont jump in anything, market mean should be 18,000 dow WITHOUT coronachan priced in, buy when down is 15,000 minimum

>> No.17734168
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17734168

what will he do next?

>> No.17734170
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17734170

Feds will literally let this country burn before letting market go under 20k. Confirmed the floor, so buy now while you can.

>> No.17734175

NOOOO BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17734178

I feel like it's too late for me to get into SQQQ tomorrow when my brokerage account FINALLY get the money I transferred so what if anything should i get into.

>> No.17734182

W A S H Y O U R H A N D S

>> No.17734184

pump incoming
lets see how it holds

>> No.17734189

Why aren't some of my puts showing on rh, the fuck

>> No.17734191

>>17733996
Buy put options on the upper limit of where you believe that the stock will fall to.

>> No.17734192
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17734192

>>17734141
$175 Billion to waste, here we go.

>> No.17734198

>>17734144
>throw the freshly printed cash into the furnace

>> No.17734200

pump's in

>> No.17734203

Oh fuck here it comes.

>> No.17734207

>>17734155
They are. It isn't doing anything

>> No.17734211
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17734211

>>17734125
> VIX Almost 70.
> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17734213

I LITERALLY JUST BOUGHT AND IN 30 SECONDS THE PUMP BEGIN

HAHAHAHA GET REKT BEARFAGS WE ARE BACK

>> No.17734214

>>17734178
Depends on where the floor is the volatility is insane atm

>> No.17734226

S&P ABOVE -7%
looks the crash aint happening. pump is bringing it all back.

>> No.17734233

>>17734166
Still keeping an eye on those stocks though. Definitely not buying until this corona stuff has blown over a bit and I'm certain those companies actually survive.

>> No.17734243
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17734243

are we gonna make it bros?

>> No.17734244

>>17734124
Its too late to sell. You better hold on now... you lost too much... just write a check to the bears

>> No.17734248

I TOLD YOU ABOUT JEROME'S SPIRIT BOMB
HE HASN'T EVEN LET IT DROP YET
ITS COMING

>> No.17734251

>>17734213
THEYVE BEEN PUMPING IT KEEPS NOT WORKING

>> No.17734253

>>17734243
idk bro

>> No.17734254

Wow guys I think I just realized something.
It's just an illness.

>> No.17734257

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back. dow is never dropping below 22k ever again.

>> No.17734259

>>17733992
>>17734120
Oops, thread is moving too fast

>> No.17734266
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DOW ONLY DOWN -6.9%

BULLBROS NOW WE RIDE

>> No.17734282

uh oh looks like bull bros got too cocky

>> No.17734283

>>17734214
I know right? Fucking qtrade is taking their sweet ass time in clearing my funds it's so stupid

>> No.17734285

Carnival Cruise Lines has halted all operations for at least the next 60 days.

>> No.17734286

>>17734243
I dont think so man

>> No.17734288

>>17734243
second circuit breaker countdown 24 minutes

>> No.17734296

>>17733988
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>stonks always go up
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN

>> No.17734309

>>17734226
????????????????????

>> No.17734311

I dont know what to buy
I'm scared

>> No.17734319

$85 billion pump now
followed by a dump
followed by a 3:30 $85 billion pump

>> No.17734320
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IT WAS A DEAD CAT
I REPEAT IT WAS A DEAD CAT
BACK TO -7.50

>> No.17734324

-7.6% BEAR MODE INITIATED AGAIN

>> No.17734333

There she goes.
175B straight down the shitter.
The red candle is about to hit the cervix.

>> No.17734334
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>>17734243
not this time, mang
go innawoods

>> No.17734344

>>17734311
this is not the time to buy lmao

>> No.17734346
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THE PUMP ISN'T HOLDING

>> No.17734357

BULL BROS WE GOT TO COCKY.

>> No.17734361

>>17734311
Not stocks

>> No.17734370

finally dumped my AAPL puts for 100% gain
feels good

>> No.17734375
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I just bought MSFT, KO and SPY super cheap.

Just imagine being retarded enough to not buy as much stocks as you can right now when everything is a major discount and will come back to all-time highs in a few months because you're worried that the fact that a chink who ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had the sniff-sniffs and the fact that aged dinosaur juice is now suddenly cheaper will somehow cause a global calamity that will harm the world's production and throw us into a longlasting recession.

Just IMAGINE.

>> No.17734377
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17734377

>boomers panic sell all their stocks
>zoomers buy the cheapies
>eternal bull market begins now
BEARKEKS BTFO

>> No.17734385

>>17734311
don't buy stocks now
Maybe some cheaper cyropto but not stocks

>> No.17734386

HOLY FUCK THIS MOVEMENT

>> No.17734387

-8
>-8
-8
>-8
-8
>-8

>> No.17734390
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PUMP OVER, WE ARE BACK TO DRILLING

>> No.17734396

All the shouting on CNBC stream ahahhaa

>> No.17734401

sticky
>>17731603

>> No.17734403

>>17734068
You will never know true freedom. You are in a collapsing golden cage.

>> No.17734408

LOAD THE FUCK UP ON GAMESTOP

L O L

>> No.17734407
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Eternal bullmarket cancelled

>> No.17734409

Where are abundanceofcaution.meme stocks traded? I know I'm late but I feel like they're going to moon soon.

>> No.17734416

I'm just gonna go back to day trading crypto. Way safer.

>> No.17734428

>>17734357
Every time they bragged on a green day for the past two weeks, I just imagined their despair in this moment and laughed my head off.

>> No.17734431
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OOOOOOOOOOH THE PUMP

>> No.17734443
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what did he mean by thiS?

>> No.17734462

wow

>> No.17734485

>>17734377
This is the event we need for a power shift. The old ways don't work anymore.

>> No.17734490

>>17733073
Fill this one

>>17733073

>> No.17734498

>>17733671
>he doesn't know

>> No.17734514

>>17734408
Gamestop is good for trading. Selling is not worth it due to taxes once it goes up so trading for better stock when it goes up or betting against it is the only good thing to do with gamestop right now

>> No.17734520

OMFG bitcoin 300k in 3 hours

>> No.17734543
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17734543

Where my bullbros at?
This is only the beginning.
They won't be able to contain the contagion in the credit markets. That shoe hasn't dropped yet.

>> No.17734573

Should I sell my tvix or is this collapse going to continue

>> No.17734586

>>17734168
Dümp it agen.

>> No.17734587
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>deutsche bank 5.70

>> No.17734591

>>17734543
KOBE

>> No.17734717
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GOLD CHADS RISE UP. Just like 2008 gold prices are crashing because of liquidity, just to moon right after, did you got your bullions in time anon ?

>> No.17734874

>>17734717
thats fools gold and aluminuym tho bro

>> No.17734891

>>17734717
Got em. Got my Bitcoins too at 3k too. Very comfy.

>> No.17734996

>>17734717
Nah fool, silver is where its at. I bought my silver at nearly $15.00/oz and when we moon I'm gonna make 3x. Gold virgins only make max of 2x on their moon.

Silver chads top dog