/biz/ - Business & Finance

THE BEACONS HAVE BEEN LIT. GONDOR CALLS FOR AID.

>>17733073
HALTED AHAHAHAHAAH

Really nigga? This shit again?

>circuit breaker already hit

LMAO

finna load up on some more

MAKE A STICKY TODAY IS THE DAY

Holy fucking shit. I'm really busy and didn't have time to trade, but I was able to check in on my platform here and there. Every single thing halted...lol...Jesus Christ.

I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS BROS

SUSPENDED TRADING

So is blumpf done for?

CNBC stream died

BUY THE DIP ONCE IT RESUMES

>>17733126
Stickies lag the flip out. NO STICKIES

Holy fucking shit

>>17733073
>trading halts
nice free market you fucking kikes

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LET ME SELL LET ME SELL
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

ALL IN SQQQ/SPXU
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD

RED DAY TODAY BOIS

>>17733206
This. What a joke.

WHEN DOES TRADING RESUME

>>17733169
unironic: yes

trump's big thing was the economy and almost his entire run (2017-2020) has now been wiped

>>17733073
Trump just started his own recession.

15 minutes after the breaker hits

>>17733243
15 mins

>>17733315
>>17733345
I NEED A TIME GENIUS

Are you ready to apologise yet?

>>17733391
it will drop some more because trump's speech last night was fucking retarded and didn't do anything

Anyone start a 15 minute timer?

>Bitcoin -25%
>Bitcoin is made to avoid crisis
The lies of crypto will be paid today

>>17733416
SINK RATE

9:50 AM REOPEN

>>17733448
in about 5 minutes it will start again, it tripped 5/6 minutes into trading

>>17733418
Sorry for not nuking you in the 50’s China

Unironically think about selling before the market closes for the day

>>17733418
> create the virus due to eating fucking bats
> expect an apology
The Chinese deserved what they got.

>>17733418
I sincerely hope the world unites to BTFO china for this when it's all over

>>17733463
The reason bitcoin, or any stock drops, is because people mass sell.

People need money now, why wouldn't they sell?

So, anyone catching that knife yet?

>>17733580
Don't forget the coverup and calling people racist for wanting to stop filthy diseased chinks from entering their countries

>have 100 GBP to spare
is it even possible to invest with such a tiny sum?

2 minutes

>>17733588
What would you plan to do to China if you had your way?

30 SECONDS

>>17733073
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

1 MINUTE UNTIL #TrumpRecession STARTS

https://planetnews.com/live/cnn.html

ITS STILL FALLING -8% FED CANT SAVE ANYONE

TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN

WE'RE IN FREEFALL

what the fuck

Green IDs will survive the recession unscathed

>>17733822
More like
FREEFALL
-9%

MARKET REOPENED
STOCKS KEEP FALLING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Have both circuit breakers ever tripped before

>>17733855
Roll

-2000
-2000
-2000
-2000
-2000

what will happen to the dollar

Second breaker coming

SELL SELL SELL SELL

-10%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17733906
No, we've hit the first breakers before but never the second (note: these breakers were only created in 2013 so there have been larger falls than we'll probably see today).

It'll recover...

>already -9%
HERE COMES ANOTHER CIRCUIT BREAK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17733903
how is that possilbe

HERE COMES THE SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER

HOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

THIS HAS TO BE A DREAM RIGHT ILL WAKE UP SOON https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj8kMmUxkSE

>>17733903
GUH

Should I go all in now and pray to Yahweh for the rebound of rebounds tomorrow? This can't possibly go on like this tomorrow, r-right?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TRUMP SAVE ME

>>17733956

It's over isn't it? It's actually fucking over

AAAAANd we're back

i hope you retards didn't panic sell

Dont worry bros, trump said this isnt a financial crisis, so we're all going to be fine...

It's time for another circuit break

>>17733073
>DoNT tRy tO TiyymMe thE MaRKet!!
Ok. I guess I'll put all my 401k savings into a sensible stock index. Here's my $100k. I worked very hard for this money over ten years. Now it can work for me.

>HAHaHA!! You FOOL!! ITS THE BIG ONE!!
>>-3%
>>-4%
>>-3%
>>-7%
>>-7%

AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLACE BET OF WHEN THE LVL 2 BREAK HITS
>11:30

>>17734083
10:15

>>17733883
>>17733073
>>17733120
>>17733165
>>17733179
>>17733416
>>17733418
>>17733463
>>17733803
>>17733971

> invest in stonk marked they said
> it’s safe and will always go up they said


please kill me faggots

Congress news giving people hope.
They’ll pass something today. We might see green.

THE PUMP IS IN

>>17734059
If you're looking to longterm invest, then close the board and stop looking at that money. Come back in 10 years and see how it does. Everything else, you're only making yourself mad for no goddamn reason.

>>17734113

BUY BUY BUY

>>17733073
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>17734047
>as he continues to tweet...

>>17733997
You have to go back

>>17734113
>drop interest rates
>nothing happens
>drop payroll taxes
>nothing happens
>pump fucking trillions into the market
>nothing happens

yeah, ok

Le Fed to the save

>>17733855
plsplspls

>>17733667
Forbid any country to trade with them, utterly strangle their economy to death and force them to completely demilitarize and adopt western trademark/patent/copywrite laws before any exports can come from China in the future.

>>17734107
How old where you in 2008?

>>17734107
it goes up on the long term, you utter retard, and not the term of months, the term of decades, that which you will be retiring in

D O W N

D O W N

D O W N

>>17734169
Dead cat bounce

Le FedFedFed Has Arrived

>>17734158
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

If you're not shorting the market right now, you don't know that you're doing.

JEROME STOP PUMPING, LET IT FREEFALL YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Feds working extra hard to POMP EET back up to 24K or higher to save their hides and jobs. Can they do it before end of day anons?

Buy uwt hold till October

>>17734247
anal idol

Current theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

ALL IN SQQQ/SPXU
HELL YEAH NIGGERS

>>17734258
Yeah they have the strength

>>17734239
Have we started the bounce?

>>17734113
Better buy the dip now!!!!

>>17734275
wrong theme https://youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM

>>17733287
If anyone had told me 2 months ago that the economy would be the thing to bring about Trump's downfall, I would have laughed at them.

>>17734146
>>17734165
The news that congress is willing to work together just stopped the plunge past -9%.
Mark my words, when congress passes COVID-19 legislation today, it will go green.
Screen cap this

>>17734297
how many trillions is that?

S&P going back up but SQQQ still going up wtf LOL

Turtlespear is SNSS ANON by the way
think this retard will go broke?

WE'RE BACK BROS

BASED FED WILL SAVE THE BULLGANG

we live in an economy

>>17734294
nice work man

The future that comes

>Already back down to -9.2
Feds are fucked

>about to get flagged for pattern day trading

feels bad. could have made 10k today.

>>17733580
Anon, someone outside of China ate the bats. The original strain had most likely came from outside of China.

im unironically buying
need to start DCAing the cheapies at some point

He bought?

Can you feel that?
Ah, shit
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

PUMP IS DYING ALREADY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17734345

SQQQ tracks the inverse of the NASDAQ 100, you nitwit.

>>17734330
Trump is what was always going to bring Trump down, the moment he faced a challenge that couldn't be deflected with Twatter bullshitting or Drone strikes.

>>17734349
I won't be, thanks. Whole market is taking a shit right now and 400mg data is right around the corner.

BUY BUY BUY RIGHT NOW

Eat shit you fucking Jews

People used to think a certain level of pink wojaks was the temporary bottom. It was actually when somebody posted The End of Evangelion. But that doesn't work anymore.

>>17734395
You need to wait for the blood anon

MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Unironically what's a good career that is immune to this sorta shit?

Welder? Carpenter?

>>17734359
God yes please

>>17734426
>400mg data
What's this?

> 1800s
Holy shit

>Circuit breaker
>Fed pump
>Boomers buying the dip
>It crashes further

Repeat x100

>>17733073
Can anyone tell me we the government isn't doung anything? Do the senile boomers in charge function this slowly in general? They're acting luve everything is fine proposing bullshit like sick leave and and food stamps

>>17734433
Buy puts?

what does the HONK HONK HONK mean?

fed pump literally wiped out in less than 5 minutes
nice work

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO FEDBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

I have 50k in my savings and I'm so happy that I can buy stocks at these discount prices.

I'm waiting for it to go lower, these prices are low, but they're still higher than what the same companies were 1 year ago.

>>17733629
It's better than investing with $0 or $10. I would recommend looking at stocks that cost $10 or lower, and just watching them. Some solid companies are Ford (5.50/s), General Electric (7/s), Trivago ($1.36)

You don't have to buy Apple or Disney, they're not the only companies that exist in this world.

That, or spend the $100 on a nice round trip flight to germany or something.

>>17733165
You'll take it and like it faggot. You were told

>Crash
>Desperately pump money in
>Goes up for a bit before going back down
This is the real boomercaust.

>>17734358
Thanks man, after taking massive losses in the crash its awesome to make some profit.

WHERES THE CIRCUT BREAKER

>he didn't buy the dip
>he's gonna wait for a bigger drop
>he'll have to buy back at a loss next week when it's 20% higher than now

>>17734421
Zoom out

>>17734441
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

I missed the chance to invest when Trump was elected, I don't want to miss out again. What stocks should I invest in so my my gains index with Dow Jones? DIA right? Or get cheap airline stocks?

closed all of my puts for a 220% gain friends

>>17734455
military

>>17734499
already triggered

>>17734335
Shut the hell up. Literally.

WHAT DO I BUY

WHAT DO I BUY

WHAT DO I BUY

WHAT DO I BUY

WHAT DO I BUY

hopefully i can make more bros

>>17734476
that's when someone makes a clown call

migrate to sticky

>>17734499
first one already went into effect
second one at 13% for s&p

>>17734503
Tell me what to buy you humongous faggot

>>17734538
abundanceofcaution.meme stocks

>>17734506
shut the fuck up glowie

>>17734525
Wouldnt that make you...likelier to die from this shit?

Getting sent by uncle sam to where it is to help with the quarantine?

>>17734538
KO, AYTU, QQQX.

>>17734488
>I would recommend looking at stocks that cost $10 or lower
brokers would take all my money though (if they even accept such small deposits)

pump is back

>>17734426
Let me spoon feed your stupid felon mind. Your 400mg data will do nothing to stock price in a recession. Trials will more than likely be cancelled or postponed due to CV. Biotech that has nothing to do with CV will not even be acknowledged in times like this.

>>17734538
Boeing, they're guaranteed to get bailed out at some point

>>17734538
puts/shorts

Guys I found what to invest in

What penny stocks should I buy?
My disney stock went down so much and how they are handling things I might trade for a shitload of penny stock

>>17734538
NOTHING

God bless puts!

NOW WATCH ME DIP (KILL IT)

>>17734425
It was stupid back then as well but now the trade war with China is going to come and bite out asses off. I do not envy the person that will inherit this mess.

how can stonks go down stonks only go up

Sold everything, will buy back in at DOW 0

SPY back under 254

>Is there anything you're hearing from your reporting
Did he just ask if there's anything he said he actually believes?

I had 4 SQQQ calls, just cashed out 2 of them for good profit.
I'll keep holding the other 2

HOLD THE STOCKS IN 401 OR IT GETS THE BREAK AGAIN

>>17734582
kek

Gains

I bought during the bounce FUCK
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17734532
Dumb happeningfag can’t face reality. It’s going green

>even bioshit meme stocks are crashing
Well fuck this then.

>>17734538
BULLETS

>>17734424
you're retarded, SQQQ going up while S&P goes up is not normal

Heard news that the chink goverment has bought over 2 billion dollars in US and EURO stocks. WTF? Those chinese fucker must know something that we dont.

>-2000

>>17734001
it will crab or green tomorrow, its still tanking down sub 18,000 but it wont all happen in a matter of days

>>17734631
Did you short?

God damn, 2000 points was such a smaller percentage on Monday, now the same point value is 8.5%

I just bought the rest of the dow stonks. There aren't any left over for you guys. Sorry. :)

>Why do you keep bringing him on?
lmao the hot mics on CNBC

>>17734471
The GOP Government has spent the entire building crisis scoffing at Coronachan and alternately calling it all a Democrat Deep State Plot.
Trump declared himself a medical savant genius on live television and said all CDC scientists were in awe of him.
The people moving money realized he's completely retarded and he's fired all his minders, his "Money Advisor" Larry Kudlow is a raging drunk who spent the entire 2008 crisis denying anything at all was wrong; the rest of Trump's administration were uniformly wrong about the 2008 melt-down, and simple nod at anything Trump rants about.
Everyone with real skin in the stock game is absolutely terrified.

WHERE IS SNSS ANON LMAO

>>17734566
nah
i mean, im in korea and none on base have it yet, we have to follow the rules no exception so the base quarantine is very effective. We will wait it out. Also we won't run out of food and have access to Gfund

might go innawoods because of this, I'll bring back some squirrel for you guys

>>17734519
Yeah these posts were the first sign but then you had to wait for the actual video. Two or three was always good.

deutsche bank looks like it is finally going to fail. Destroy those stock right now before it fully falls

>>17734597
tell me what stonks to buy :) :))

Anon from last thread, should I transfer another 500 dollars to my account to buy a bunch of puts for stuff like pic related anon did?
And maybe a call on Netflix too because that's bound to go up

IT"S JUST A FUCKING FLU YUO FUCKING BOOMERS

>>17734655
Yea

why the fuck is BND going down?

>>17734644
Anon, everyone fucking loses if the US economy actually crashes.

AMD OFFICIALLY SNIBBETING

Should I sell my tvix? Do you think a pump will happen and a chance to rebuy?

>>17734665
Who lol and what was he saying?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

just put another $1000 into the market. I was going to do $1000 a week but this week was too special not to add another $1K. my emergency savings interest is nothing compared to what i'll reap when DOW hits 40K in 2025

>>17733822
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

.

brehs...

>>17734644
China now runs thoe corperate world

>now it's mostly staying stable now

feds maximum POMP vs. the crash, WHO'S GONNA WIN?

>>17734672
>yet

Can any basedbro give me a good website to check live charts in candle view?

>>17734644
People pulled their money out of their markets since they were crashing before ours and invested in US markets but now are markets are crashing soo

How low we thinkin? 19 by the end of the day? 15 by the end of the week?

Thanks for the cheapies faggots.

>>17734634
ProJECTION

>>17734670
Still here, don't have much to say. Bought more. Unconcerned.

It's time for another sticky I think

>>17734730
Is it wrong to want one?

>>17734755
tradingview.com

>>17734644
>2 billion dollars
literally nothing for a big country

>>17734755
Tradingview.com

>>17734581
>disney stock

Jews are creatively bankrupt in current age and losing everything they are in control of. Sell that shit.

dude just cancel taxes and credit interest

>>17734684
DBK xetra is down 15%

>>17734741
The one who has more and more news about it coming out every day and will for the next six months at least.

WHEN WILL THE PUMPS END? I WANT TO SEE TOTAL COLLAPSE

>playing 80s rock and laughing because I have no skin in the game
This is what you get for getting on Mr. Goldstein's wild ride you fucking faggots, now SUCK IT DOWN

>>17734713
I'm amazed AMD is even bucking the downwards trend. People really believe in the company. Will definitely buy in when this shit is all over.

>>17734760
jokes on you
I'll never sell

This boomer as boomer
"There is light at the end of the tunnel"

>>17734644
In Stock Operator the govt asks Jesse Livermore not to short anymore pls stop. He's already started buying because nobody gets paid if the game stops.
2 billion is not that much though, the chinks will buy more than that.

wonder if SOXLanon killed himself?

>>17734777
>>17734778


Thanks!

I'm going to check back in an hour to see what is happening
If it goes under 20k then it is a serious problem

Is this bullish?

>>17734713
bought some amd desu
amd is in such a good place rn

dow 400 points pump??

>>17734466
Oh fuck

AAAAAAH I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
please sminem, save us from the bears

>>17734768
Yeah yeah, I'll be waiting for you to claim you sold at the top and bought at the low when SNSS goes below 0.20

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO SNSSFAG

This is bad. This is very very bad.

cnbc talking head saying ALL TAXES should be temporarily halted and feds should give TAX CREDITS to all americans

how long until they endorse full blown stalinism?

It's actually too late to hop on SQQQ and SPXU right?

This needs to happen.
https://youtu.be/BAjEW2zgs_o?t=59

>>17734815
see you in an hour lmao

>>17734798
Why are you on /biz/ then? Rather sad...like going to a sports game in which you hope both teams lose but have to cope with the fact that will never happen? What? Are you a glow nigger?

VIX 69

>>17734330
>the economy would be the thing to bring about Trump's downfall

Unfortunately it's looking like you might be right, but it's not really Trump's fault. This is a global event and stock markets in all countries are plummeting. Only retarded burgers who live in their isolated tunnel vision worlds think otherwise

>>17734724
>just put another $1000 into the market.

What are you putting it in specifically?

Hey how serious is the drop this morning? I need perspective

looken good

>>17734783
I should have sold when disney+ launched
I am looking into good penny stocks and I am going to have to sell my disney stock at a loss overall

>>17734853
>Why are you on /biz/ then?
To laugh at you, now dance monkey

>>17734847
tax credits = entitlements = communism

>>17734850
Never to late

>>17734847
>socialism has to save (((capitalism)))
>again

its all so tiresome

BUYING $22K WORTH OF UPRO

3X LEVERAGED S&P 500 ETF

WISH ME LUCK

someone post burger bonds right now

>>17734730

>>17734686
someone pls answer

>>17734847
YANG
A
N
G

GANG

>bottom was half an hour ago
looks like nothing is happening. boring.

have $1000 in robin hood

should i get gold? how much money do they give u?

>>17734875
almost 3 years of economic growth wiped out

it hurts staring at TVIX day by day.

>>17734799
they have the 7 nano meter CPU and have proved concept on a 5 nano meter CPU. It will take years for Intel to catch up

Which markets are the ones that have big impact on the economy that I should watch?

I got DOW and DAX, are there any more I should be watching?

Yeah but the weird guys in the small hats are going to be fine, right?

>>17734902
Youre a mad man
This aint the bottom

>>17734898
>no taxes
>socialism
what?

>>17734875
Look at this chart >>17734017 we are currently at -8%

>>17734867
His response was trash, the Jan 2019 gov report on this scenario said the gov was completely unprepared, the Jan 2020 said the same. Him trying to bullshit away a global pandemic only made all the panic worse, its just setting in for the general public this morning.

>>17734798
Nigger you can make money in a bear market too. I started shorting airlines 2 months ago. I was worried for a bit because it was going up, but the past month has been glorious.

Closing my shorts from Feb. 13 sometime later today.

>>17734488
yeah this is my strategy, a 3-6 dollar stock that goes up by 30 cents a share can be sold for a quick few hundred bucks if you buy enough shares, beats going to work that day

>>17733287
I only voted for nationalism
Instead we got this
Ree

>>17734847
Taxes ARE BAD you economically illiterate GOOF.

>>17734867
Trump absolutely bungled this so bad he will probably lose to fucking Biden now.

>>17734875
It took us half a year to go down 20% in 2008, it took us roughly 4 weeks to go down 26% now.

>>17734973
Pretty sure no matter who was in office the situation would be the same. If a fucking liberal was in office it'd be worse because they wouldn't have banned travel from China because "muh racism"

>>17734962
>not giving a shit about deficits because the POTUS is a Republican

Republican spotted

The floor is 18k right guys...

>1 minute tiny doji's are 100 points
kek you won't see this many times in your life

>>17734869
does it even matter at this point it'll be $750 by end of week

>>17734867
>it's not really Trump's fault
Explain the trade war last year then.

>>17734847
>tax credits
They're not even hiding how much their Chinese overlords own them

This was your sell signal

>>17735043
This.
Just look at Trudeau for what liberal in office would've done.
Protip: nothing

Theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZarmRLa2p9Q

If you're pro tax you're literallty a cuck.

SSY UNDER 50
>SSY UNDER 50
SSY UNDER 50
>SSY UNDER 50
SSY UNDER 50
>SSY UNDER 50
SSY UNDER 50
>SSY UNDER 50

>>17735054

went LONG SPY at 249

>>17735054
who knows, fed pump arent holding, just halting big falls, maybe 15k or 12k

Where's the livestream of damned howls from the NYSE?

>>17734850
Come on over bro

>>17735015
You fell for the /pol/ meme congratulations you have very low intelligence

DUMP YOU FAGGOT

>>17735087
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i hope she went long everything

>>17733073
> The ride never ends
Why would you want it to tho?

>>17735049
>evading the question
>implying I'm a burger
Loving Every Laugh

>>17734973
Public is panicking because they are coddled retards who can't figure out the summer heat will kill this meme flu virus. There is a reason the virus isn't growing in india or Africa despite high cross traffic with Chinks.

>>17735096
SYY* already drank too much

>>17735087
FUCK NEETS
FUCK BULLS
FUCK TWITCHTHOTS
AND FUCK JANNIES

>>17735073
This isn't happening because of a trade war you fucking mong. This is happening because people are freaking out about coronavirus. His response could have been better, but if you want to blame the stock market crashing as a result of a pandemic on the president, you better start denouncing the president of every fucking country on the planet.

>>17735043
Canada is still refusing to do it. Trump was unprepared but at least he isn't afraid of being labeled a racist, but this is 2 weeks too late. It's only gonna get worse and worse until we go full lockdown

>>17735087
>Twitch thot buying stocks
It was all over then...

>>17735121
hey you're from last thread too, can you give me some advice?
>>17734686

>>17735054
Wont go below 20k, screenshot this.

>>17734847
DUDE JUST RUN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY ON A FUCKING CREDIT CARD WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

>>17734867
>it's not really Trump's fault.
The government's response, or lack thereof, is absolutely Trump's fault.
The trade war, which is going to make this recession sting even more, is absolutely Trump's fault.
You are going to see a lot of businesses go bankrupt in the next few months. Most of America's farmers are basically reliant on government handouts, and the fund responsible for bailing them out is rapidly running out of money. Anyone in manufacturing is going to lose another half of their business in the next few months. This panic is going to spiral out of control, and the only response from Trump will be to try and pin the blame on Democrats & Biden.

>>17735130
>30 degrees in iran
>still tons of infected and people dying

>>17735073

wtf does the trade war have to do with this?

>>17735111
Yeah because things would have been different with any other person in office

>>17735151
They used to say the Floor was 24k
then 23.7k
And then...

>>17735159
>>17735138

>>17735181
Caused China to release the chink bat aids

>>17734455
Food industry
We laugh

>>17735242
>>17735242
>>17735242
>>17735242
>>17735242
NEW

>>17735174
Iran was average 20. India and Africa are rolling in 40.

>>17735138
The trade war accelerated the global recession. Corona-chan was just the trigger. How can you halt trading at the top of a economic bubble? Orange man is retarded. So much for thr God Emperot.

>>17735130
If you're in America I urge you strongly to start preparing yourself and your family.
Yuros are semi-fucked but we will put out of it first. You're heading for rolling shitstorm. I've been on this for weeks and it's really happening.
Good luck.

>>17735159
>Most of America's farmers are basically reliant on government handouts
You mean the only reason normal people can afford food is because of those handouts. We're headed for a holocaust.

>>17735130
>f-flu season is over but don't worry guys, summer!
The dude who treated SARS in Germany is saying the worst is gonna be in summer. There isn't a government on Earth that was ready for this.

>>17734488
>Some solid companies are Ford (5.50/s), General Electric (7/s)

Even if CV weren't happening, those would be retarded buys.

>>17735109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m4hDd0d2HM

What companies are going to go up after this so I can hedge my puts?

>>17735151
Maybe not today, but it will, and it's gonna keep dropping until 16k at least. It was a bubble all along and coronavirus was just the excuse the markets needed to totally implode.

>>17735159
You literally just sound like a butthurt libtard. It really isn't his fault, as much as you'd like it to be. I do agree that the government's response to the VIRUS is leaving us wanting more, but his response to the ECONOMY has been unprecedented. No president before him has had the economic reserve to take action like he has, and it's childish to observe this and conclude he hasn't slowed the market decline. He is doing what he can to stop this event, but the masses have shown they don't want it to be stopped. It, by definition, cannot be his fault. He does not control the masses - and if you expect him to, then I DO NOT want to know what else you want from a president.

>>17735130
The reason the virus "isn't growing in africa" is because no one tests there you moron

its stabalized. we made it

>>17735054
mean should be 18k rn, WITHOUT chan priced in
14-15k id say and by then society will have accepted our reality whatever it may be

>>17735425
>Stabilized on -6%
COPE much?

Tomorrow will be totally green! It has to be!

Puts on the VIX?? is that a good idea?

>>17735322
Most of the gains in the stock market since his presidency began have been obliterated in the past two weeks. His economic response is as non-existent as his response to a public health crisis.
>and it's childish to observe this and conclude he hasn't slowed the market decline
He hasn't done a single god damn thing other than shutting down travel. That's not a response, that's closing the barn door after the horses have escaped.

Whatever man, keep blaming those fucking liberals, I'm sure that's the solution to all of our problems. It's what Trump is doing, so that means it has to be working!

buying now before green friday

>>17735087
bruh exactly feb 17 was the top AJAJJAJAJA

>>17733287
>>17734330
>>17734425
>unironic leftists
Hope you retards aren't white.

>>17734596
No, it wasn't. It had to be done, re-ddit.

>>17735567
nigg*r, you're still in the denial phase when we've already reached capitulation

>>17734973
>>17735040
>>17735073
>>17735159
>all the leftiods that are blaming corona on trump
Faggots.
>The trade war, which is going to make this recession sting even more, is absolutely Trump's fault.
There was nothing wrong with it, and it has nothing to do with this, you stupid redditor.

>>17735043
We could have could have used $40m dollars from the already ear marked $8b for this scenario and declared the private company partnership for test kits a month and a half ago. Instead he said it's not coming to america and we're fine. That started the policy of being well behind the curve.

This is the bottom, we're fine

>>17735159
>being this deranged
back to your discoard and kys

>>17735627
>His economic response is as non-existent as his response to a public health crisis.
None of this is true. Get your head out of your ass. There's only so much he can do about this mess. Seriously, do you spend all your time on r/politics? I get the impression that you think you have 50 more iq points than you've really got.
>He hasn't done a single god damn thing other than shutting down travel
Nope, he has prepared military bases for the crisis. Besides, it's largely up to the states.

>>17735738
lol no, we've already had the bulltrap phase, where in capitulation

>>17735627
>liberals
You're rabid leftists.
> all of our
And not my kin. Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

why is sabra hc reit tanking so hard?
lost 50% since start of this corona shit

>>17734579
What are "puts" ?

>>17735969
shorts for stock market

>>17735882
>reading comprehension

>>17735994
thanks anon

>>17735874
Just give up, anon. There's no reasoning with MIGA cultists.

Even if this isn't the bottom, do you think we will have record breaking recovery since these are just panic sellers artificially driving down the prices?

>>17735969
lets say you buy a put option on Amazon at 1000 USD, the stock market shits itself and the stock value goes to 500, the poor cunt that sold it to you basically buys it back for 1000 although its only 500 worth now

I was 12 in 2008. What should I expect? Cash for clunkers part 2?

>>17735150
Honestly, not really, when I got in it was glaringly obvious, now I couldn't tell you.

>>17736139
You mean record breaking fed forced pumping? This is a correction if anything

>>17736244
Get the fuck out of here, life newfag.