/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17728736
How low do we see this market going in the next 3 weeks?

Second for comfy fiat
I really hope it stays comfy, I'm too poor for physical gold

SNSS looking like it's going to dump further today. Probably gonna act like shit during this CV scare until the data drops.

>>17728757
0

Fed pump today?

>>17728757
...I have a few ideas.

>>17728786
the fed has no power here

Where are the uppity bullfags now who were just 2 days ago bullying put holders lel.

WHO IS BEHIND ALL THIS!?

https://youtu.be/KV5QlSgq7lg

Who's going after inverse etfs?

>Hold puts
>Fake and gay pump
>Hold puts
>Fake and gay pump
>Hold puts
>Fake and gay pump
>Hold put
>Fake and gay pump
>Sell puts because of previous bullshit
>Trump practically coofs live on TV

FUUUUUUCK

>>17728825
no one it is just a coincidence

Fellas who were answering questions in my previous thread...

I know airlines and oil won't do well rn but in the long term they will do well in the recovery. I KNOW Its not the bottom, but I want to buy stuff that will recover in the long term.

SUGGESTIONS!?

This sounds really dumb but if i transferred money from one of my accounts to my trading platform which didn't have the money but it was in a different one in the same bank account will it just take from that one? I've been shuffling money around in accounts and clicked the wrong one by accident in the deposit, very dumb i know.

>>17728786
Wait until 3:30

>>17728787
Why do you people glorify a regime that stole from labourers, gouged city dwellers, to pad their own pockets yet still managed to collapse?

Also can't wait for elon crying

>>17728856
wait did he cough?

We should have listened to Ron Paul

>>17728864
It's still airlines. It's the only thing we can be sure will recover.

>>17728842
Too late for that, should have done it in February. Who knows what the hell type of movements and manipulations are going to occur this next few weeks. I’m just waiting for it to stabilise slightly then i know exactly where i’m going long at and won’t even have to look at the markets.

>>17728736
is INO going to moon agin

>>17728786
They have been pumping every single day for the past two weeks my friend

>>17728869
Because mentally ill

Who here hasn’t sold but job is insecure(and sucks) and not sure if they should increase 401k or save cash in case unemployed, and also getting married in the fall?

I had a strong urge a month ago to deviate from the “just stay the course and buy and hold” boomer meme and move everything to cash, but of course didn’t.

>>17728869
>Why do you people BLAHLBLAHB LAHBLAHBLAH strawman.

>>17728896
Suggestions on companies to look at? I am considering United Airlines but if you have something better I will look at that too.

I'm thinking green today.

>>17728888
Quads of Doom

What are the odds the market crabs the next few days and then tanks on Monday? please very needful

>>17728897
Not too late for SH
I might hold it until S&P 2550
I dunno
Fuck my life

Will the burger market react to decisions of ECB in two hours?

90% cash 10% gold&silver

Am i doing good?

>>17728875
No but he was at unease

we all buying oil @20?

Should I dump shit and buy Barrick?

>>17728905
NOT ALL MENTALLY ILL ARE LIKE THIS

>>17728984
Not yet. Sauds and Russia are gonna wait US shale oil companies to collapse first

>>17728906
do you have emergency funds?

>>17728977
>falling for the metal meme

>>17728921
Marriott

>>17728977
What are you going to buy at the bottom?

>>17728918
>no real answer
>doesn't know what a strawman argument is
I'm sure when you finally become capable of introspection your ability to do something about your situation will have long since passed.

>>17728825
Wonder where this guy went, guess it's better he went out with a bang though if he was out if ideas. Awesome videos.

>>17728977
That's excellent

>>17728921
UAL is fine, as is AAL, I would avoid DAL though.

when is the bounce recoil up comming ? i need to sell of my shit

>>17728897
Been on the fence on them. Staying away from oil for now, might grab airlines or boeing when they bottom out. Surprised at Alaska so far, but then again they aren't heavily international.

>>17729002
Have to wait and see might be peak hysteria right now. But better play it safe

>>17728864
Wait until they plummet further then buy delta, boeing, trivago, exxon, PDX and other companies reliant heavily on planes, travel and hospitality.

I bought exxon and AMD already, HODLing AMD since I bought a comfy dip and I don't care what happens to exxon, I'll buy more if it sinks heavily.

>>17729032
Tuesday?

>>17728864
Wait for the airline companies to bleed a little more, probably another month at the earliest if China serves as any basis for the viral timeline (probably not given their authoritarian reaction will not fly in the West). >>17729029

>>17729029
See, I have heard people say the opposite about DAL, what is your reasoning behind that anon? I do feel like just in general the company is bare bones and hasn't innovated or made changes to offers like UAL or AAL has .... but what do you say that?

>>17729029
>I would avoid DAL though.
Why? It's literally too big to fail, fed would never let it bankrupt.

>>17729055
thanks. holding on then.

>>17729051
I know you aren't buying now, but give me your looks. I am trying to decide what to buy now and get tons of options.

We need to plan as if we are at the bottom right now so we can monitor everything and move if need be.

BUYING LAST MONDAY OF MARCH:
T
ATVI
NVDA
INTEL
MU
KO
PEP
JNJ
BUYING THIS FRIDAY: AMD

> Tfw when I'm sick with flu like symptoms
> Waiting until market opens to get to hospital
> Will be humping Jay-Z there and back
Dead Presidents y'know?
> Was terrified about AAPL, planned to sell at open
Lulz

>>17729095
You are literally too late for majority of those.

>>17729052
>PDX
Interesting pick. I would be afraid it might not survive the next 3 months. But I will look at it.

>>17728977
yes

Guys... I want to panic jump out of the market like every pro says not to do...

>>17729052
I just put my sell order in on amd
Want to buy it an NVIDIA when the crashing is more crashed

>>17729107
And again, I will point out I find it very suspicious I'm the only one who posts their positions. I think you're all in cash on the sidelines. Prove me wrong.

>>17729142
This is why I bought exxon and not PDX. Exxon will not die, PDX I'm not so sure.

>>17728736
Should i close my short? 3:30 is the ECB announcement, no clue how the market will react..

>>17728869
Where is the glorification dumbass

any of you mongs still buying the dip?

>>17728905
Ooh, nice. Got any more I can save?

>>17729095
>T
Why? Seems odd

>>17729095
That's quite some overlap in tech. Kind of agree with >>17729133.

>>17729095
>INTEL
*INTC

>>17729212
Just imagine all the calls and internet traffic during quarantines my man, it's not unreasonable.
AT&T is not going anywhere just because of a little coof.

>>17729184
Why Exxon? I am looking at Shell, heard they are historically extremely investor conscious.

>>17729189
The FEDs recent announcement of rate cuts is a good idea.

Can’t believe I sold my SQQQ at 26.

3.92% infected patients in China now died
4.26% infected patients in Iran now died
6.64% infected patients in Italy now died

>>17729133
Nah they'll still be taking a beating come 30-31st.
>>17729212
You expect me to play vidya without getting dividends from my internet provider?

>>17728875
Pretty God damn close

>>17729267
>6%
Only reason it was on my radar a while back.

>>17729264
Iran and China are full of shit in their numbers

>>17729207
Nope did that with 30% of my cash yesterday, waiting till April to see what corona does/plays out.

>>17729239
>Just imagine all the calls and internet traffic during quarantines my man, it's not unreasonable.
Why would people use cellular data instead of wifi when staying at home

CNBC right now

"It took just 2 weeks to wipe out 5 years of gains"

>>17729271
He swallowed a coof. Somebody has a video of the recap and posted a time at 0:35 where he did a little coof. He also sounded like he snored a little in that same video.
I'm sitting on cash right now waiting and waiting. Literally have to sit on my hands to stop from buying anything. I know this will get worse.

>>17728875
nah

He still fucked the whole thing up though. He was reading from a teleprompter but he still got like 3 major parts of his own policy wrong, one of which (saying euro goods would be blocked as well as people) sent markets into an immediate panic.

>>17729244
>British-Dutch
That's why.

Brits and weedlanders won't invade middle east if their oil situation gets bad.

>>17729060
>>17729076
If you're just after holding until they return to the mean, however long that takes, DAL is one of the worst choices because they've barely dropped comparatively.

>>17729006
>BLAH BLAH BLAH

How does it feel to see your economic system imploding before your eyes?

>>17729264
>Old people who’re about to die and are a burden on the taxpayer dying

>>17729305
>instead of wifi
Who do you think will provide wifi?

I wouldn't call it sure money but it's not a bad choice.

>>17729299
On the other hand, the same percentage in South Korea and Germany are less than 1%

>>17729264
>15% mortality rate mutation poltard was right
I think I might give prayer a try

>>17728864
perhaps CCL and RCL

luxury cruise lines

>>17729226
I want to buy what I use. That includes JNJ's itty bitty babby powder.

>>17729344
What makes you think I'll stick with only one company my man? I'm scooping all the cheapies I can afford and riding the gravy train.

>>17729362
>Who do you think will provide wifi?
Fixed broadband providers through router at people's home?

>>17729386
>RCL
Oh my fucking god anon. Thanks for bringing this up.

>>17729319
Cheers to all the retarded bulls that kept catching falling knives along the way

>Woman I slept with last month came out as a lesbian today

What did she mean by this?

>>17728888
>We should have listened to Ron Paul
I did! My gold is making a fortune!

>>17729386

Which do you think would survive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojOu7JP-1g0
>make the right play today
>retire and continue NEETing

>>17729405
>List of broadband providers in the United States
>AT&T Internet Services.
Anon...

>>17729351
It's dipped before and will dip again. How does it feel to not have the critical thinking ability to understand communism requires a heavy handed authoritarian government and will just result in "the workers" being exploited as they always have.

You're free to think about how it "will be different" this time. I'm sure that your end-result of communism, a governmentless society will totally come around and that authoritarian government will absolutely throw their hands up and relinquish control of their unarmed, scared, malnourished serfs.

Glad I didn't go all in. I still have like 80k in the bank. My stocks are getting rekt but I have a secure job and nest egg. I feel bad for neets with $100 life savings Robinhood accounts and wagecucks.

Is this guy on the line a tranny? whats with the eye makeup

>>17729133
Too late how?
Chips it’s more like too early
KO is finally back under 50
Everything is cheaper than it was yesterday?

>>17729386
I just don’t see it.
I don’t see cruises catching on with these generations, and have some big ESG risk.

I bought yesterday's dip. Shits gonna crash again today huh?

>>17728901
Lookin like it might

>>17729443
Ignore the r/gommunism and /leftypol/ rats coming to shill here. They don't care about stocks at all.

>>17729417
>>17729386
You think they are good buys?

>>17729469
I think he’s middle eastern... some have that

>>17729264
>>17729384
wtf why are people buying tp then?
i dont get this
i dont get it at all
all shelves with tincans are stocked, no food shortage in sight
but the fucking tp is nearly all gone
i cant take anything of this serious because of that
the same people that are collapsing the market are afraid to hunger to death with a dirty arsehole?

>>17729264
>3.92% infected patients in China now died
i think china's full of dead bodies outside the cities that were never even tested for the virus.
no way their numbers are accurate.

it's easy to forget that china is still a developing nation, they have extreme poverty outside the major cities (no access to hospitals). corona happened right in the chinese new years when workers traveled home to their villages, or passing through them. no way infection didn't spread all over the place.

>>17728901
Nope nope nope, that's a trap if I ever saw one. Avoid.

>>17729473
Futures are already down by -1200. lmao

>>17729264
Wouldn’t surprise me. Italy has an ageing population like the most of Europe.

>>17729473
dont look up current futures prices bro

>>17729443
read into Anarchocommunism / Syndicalism

> The Jews have no answer to this golem they made
Lmao i love Pol sometimes

>>17729545
Why?
Can I build a kind of sexfamily like Stranger in a Strange Land in that philosophy?

>>17729473
>he buyed

>>17729545
>this gommunism is going to work because I attached anarcho- to it like all the zoomie zoom cool kids do to their favorite meme ideology

>>17729545
You're a loonie.

>>17729351
We see the failure of government manipulation before our eyes, yes. Anarcho-Capitalism Now!

>ATM wouldn't let me withdraw any cash due to 'technical issue'

>>17729389
I meant that you're pretty semi heavy. Why not stick with one you're willing to have some fun with and put the rest into a semi ETF or similar.

I agree with >>17729470, though. The East Asian supply chain is the life blood of semi companies. It's going to take some time to recover.

>Intel is building a new production-scale foundry in Portland, right next to their main R&D HQ in the US.
They're even expanding parts of Hillsboro out a bit for additional zoning, so I've heard. Too bad it's not up and running.

>>17729470
>KO
Would be a nice time to buy, but I'm still going to sit on my hands and wait for end of March. March is the war god Mars' month after all, and it's a slaughter right now. Buying at the end of it is the perfect time.
Also avoid cruise liners it's going to be hard to find the Highlander among all those companies in the end while the rest are bankrupt.

Guys please look at my current stocks I am looking to buy in the FUTURE once things really bottom.I am getting suggestions from other anons

Shell
United Airlines
Marriot
Boeing
Cruise Lines (RCL/CCL)
UPS

Anything I should add?

>>17729076
PanAm

All growth has been zombie growth since the 80s. Wait until dow hits 8k, then buy.

Oh fuck...
Oh
FUCK

best music to listen today??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dega_DjyOQo

>>17729435
probably both of them, assuming they have set aside some money for a bad year.

CCL was founded 1872, would be silly if they would get taken down by a single bad year.

>>17729470
there will always be people that want to take a cruise. it's basically a big, movable entertainment complex and hotel. why would interest in something like that ever fall off?

>>17729076
All major American airlines have bankrupted at least once

So
It froze at this spot like 4 times already.
Is there a hard limit on how low it can go or something?

>>17729592
you tried

>dude it's just a fluuuuuu
lynch everyone who went on vacation to italy the past weeks

>>17729638
But what if I have fun with all of them? I have Micron SSDs, Intel CPUS/AMD CPUS/GPUS, I drink Cocacola and Pepsi and eat their snacks, I have an Nvidia GPU that blew up but that's okay, and I still play through Starcraft I and Brood War at least once a year. I'll stick with buying stock in what I use/have used over a long period of time.

Damn, bros......

Oil below 31

>>17729651
UBER

What people fail to talk about with this virus, is the fact that the virus isn’t going to be the “cause of death”

The deaths are going to mount in America by the thousands, simply due to lack of ventilators to assist the elderly with breathing.

Most elderly already got fucked lungs, and we will have 1 machines per 20 patients. Therefore we could easily see a 20% death rate for anyone 50 years plus.

That plus this 4 year run, this is only the beginning lads, don’t panic sell your PUTs

how bad is it bros? i have zero money in the stock market

>>17729736
>lynch everyone who went on vacation to italy the past weeks
this desu!!1!

>>17729351
>you must support the current system if you dislike judeo-bolshivism
Down with all usury

>>17729299
This

>>17729367
South Korea and Germany have plenty of ICU units, it will take quite a while to reach their limit.

All this virus shit is making me have serious doubts if *any* of my positions are conviction holds. Spoiler: my portfolio is boomer tier blue chips.

Fucking hell. Should I cuck out and switch to VOO?

News is teaching people how to self quarantine.
Shits really about to pop off isnt it?

>>17729777
>checked
we're fucked

>>17729711
Yes, it’s supposed to HALT at a maximum of 5%.

>>17729711
>Is there a hard limit on how low it can go or something?
Yes. 22342 is the hard limit.

>>17729264
Guess which counties lied about their statistics.

>>17729856
Obviously Italy, can't be Iran or China

>>17729846
kek

>>17729788
Good looking out I do need to add that one. What about Lyft?

>GUSH is literally about to be a penny stock by end of week

Might buy some for the keks

>>17729676
I've got https://youtu.be/bUtHcVzs1c0 on loop.

>>17729651
Why not good companies, instead of cheap companies?
You’re picking through the damaged merchandise in the bargain bin, they’re being sold for a reason.

hold MSFT and XOM, or cut losses at the opening bell?
it's been a rough week but I don't need the cash, maybe I can just sit on these until next year...

>>17729736
So some of my coworkers? They work from home at the moment.

>>17729790
Also if you factor in the fact this shit was so bad, China has built 6, yes 6 hospitals in the weeks since the initial outbreak, we are beyond fucked

>>17728736

‘twas an honor serving with you spergs, autists, neets, schizos, Reddit commie shills, discord trannies, glow in the dark bois, and pajeets

See you all in the bread riots.

>>17729701
By bankrupt I mean "welp nice seeing you folks but we'll be clearing out our assets and closing shop" bankrupt. Not bankrupt and fed bails them out bankrupt.

>>17728955
not very good but I do hope it crabs today and crashes into the fucking ground tomorrow so history will remember it being the friday the 13th crash

which puts to buy lads
I'm thinking of DIS mar 20 @80

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DID THE THE BREAKER SWITCH??!@?!?#?

>>17729800
It's going to be apocalyptic to the Jews.
Also if anyone is in WMT I wonder if the rumor that the quarterly? annual? bonus that their wagies get is going to be delayed until April the 10th and not given out April the 1st is of any use to a short position.

>>17729777
checked

>>17729590
you can put your dick into anything thats either unlived or willing for all i care
>>17729606
spain anarchosyndicalist movement between both worldwars
it failed not because of internal reasons, it worked fine for some years
it failed because the nazis, the us and the soviets all sided with franco - because the ideology is just so fucking dangerous to authoritarian systems
orwell fought for that movement too and the soviets wanted him dead for it
what do you think about the latest developments in civil surveillance?
>>17729610
>pic related

>Sep 2019
THEY TRIED TO WARN US
WE DIDNT LISTEN

>>17729320
Yeah,shit is crazy everything is dropping but a few and if trump has it,panic is gunna set in,imo

what should i buy at open

>>17729871
>>17729856
I guess the key is Korean hospital would simply tell people with mild symptoms to stay home

>>17729678
Millenials and zoomers do not seem like cruise-taking generations.

>>17729901
How much did you lose, and how long are you willing to wait? Look at historical break-even points for some of the larger downturns and compare with your losses.

>>17729876
Uber and lyft are both good. Uber might be better due to brand.

>>17728888

>>17729619
wouldn't that just be free market capitalism?

Is it too late for 2x inverse SPY ETFs? How much will a green candle fuck me? Euro here, I can't buy Options.

>>17728786
No pump if trading halts lol

>>17729651
XOM
Delta
Not sure about 3M due to supply chain fuckery

>>17728736
>THE END OF HISTORY EDITION
If anything this is the return of history. The dream of Fukuyama is dead and buried.

>>17729889
Do you have any suggestions? I'm on my phone now but I made that post.

>>17728977
75% cash 15% guns/ammo 10% gold

The only way to be

>>17729889
Anon, are you okay? These are literally all good companies that are experiencing boomer panic.

>>17729918
Can investors receive/retain anything even if it is just Chapter 11?

Today gonna be worse than the last futures halt

>>17729953
>millions of boomers*

>>17729953
>2019
https://www.nature.com/articles/nm.3985

so we Depression yet with the BIG D?

I don't need the money but at close yesterday I was still up for the year over 30%. Should hold and continue to buy on the way down or attempt to sell everything to have more cash on hand if I'm still up at open or if it bounces?

>>17730030
Holding miniscule amount of stocks doesn't actually entitle you to anything from company. You'd have to be an investment fund to be able to take literally anything off of them. Keep in mind if company is going bankrupt their stocks are going -100000% and 0.00001 per share.

>>17729676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMiaLj3vJBA

>>17730024
Travel, luxury travel, oil, and shipping... I think that’s gonna be a rough few years unless this corona shit is wrapped up quick.

>>17730001
3M is fucked masks won’t save them when the rest of their business is tied to the global economy that’s cratering.

>>17730024
i think those are a good short term play because they lost so much but they will go down over the years
>BOOMERSTOCKS

>>17730084
The biggest D of all time

S&P500 was below -5%, there must be a time limit with futures circuit breaking.

>>17729711
It's called the breaker, futures trading reaching 5% will suspend trading until the market opens.

We hit the first breaker during open hours a few days ago.

>>17730060
even if you don't die you get irreversable lung damage, potentially heart damage and similar chances of viral encephalitis. The 'only boomers die' thing is from the chink numbers which are grossly under reported. I would assume you would have done your research.

If Corona destroys the world and all my gains don't recover I'm lynching the first chink I see out of spite. Thoughts?

>>17730075
ahhhhhhh that's even worse
why do our governments hate us

>>17730030
Probably only if you own 20% or more

You have to own at the level where the company's income/loss is itemized on your profit/loss statements

Anyone got the skinny on CODX or VIR? Why are these two pumping? Is it just "muh vaccine" hype?

>Neoliberalfags on suicide watch

NAZBOL GANG ASSEMBLE!

>>17730088
If they have to liquidate, bond holders get paid off first. They are only entitled to the interest repayment but it gets prioritized over stock holders.

>>17730097
>unless this corona shit is wrapped up quick.
It's literally guaranteed to be, it won't drag on until next year guaranteed, this would be just an irreversibly catastrophic to everybody. Prepare for few rough months and then bearbro bullrun.

>>17730126
ok poltard

>>17729986
Yes.

>>17730107
Axtually it’s just a limit for futures. Limit-up or limit-down, futures only have that +or- 5% of room.

S&P halted????

>tfw Put matures in a week
yes, YES!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17730143
absolute cope

>>17730130
Reasonable

>a fucking bat

do you guys hear this phone call on CNBC right now?

>was on the opposite aisle of infected person on jetblue plane
>for 5 hours
>department of health told all the passengers theyll be fine since the infected guy didnt coof or sneeze

SELL NOW

>>17730131
You don't make money by preventing diseases, you make money by finding a cure, putting a patent on it and then having a small monopoly as everyone rushes to buy your drug.

>>17730130
What if he coofs on you

>>17730140
>guaranteed
What if nature actually created something we won’t be able to defeat on a timeframe that is convenient for us?

>>17730086
You want a buy the bottom indicator, look no further than the /biz/ catalog. When the board is 90% screaming pink wojaks, that's when you buy because the bottom is approaching.

Lads, I'm done for. Some stupid bitch at my work just came back coughing from a poorly timed vacation in Italy. Instead of staying home like any sensible person the poor idiot thought it was a good idea to show up for work and shit up the place with her newly acquired bat flu. I might not make it but let it be known that my only regret is not buying enough VIX yesterday.

>>17730130
Same, if Bannerlord is cancelled/delayed I will go out to smite them even sooner

>>17730206
its just the flu faggot stop spreading fear

>>17729901
I'm HODLing XOM with grip of steel. Just wait until OPEC shit is handled.

>>17730130
Based

>>17728888
He was too good for us

>>17730206
>and told him to not bother with self quarantine

S&P HIT BEYOND -5%
TRADING HALTED, CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED
>TRADING HALTED, CIRCUIT BREAKER TRIGGERED

>>17730130
Kill the ones in minecraft that are buying Toilet paper for 1 emerald and selling for like 3 or more

SPY 259

Here's a question I can't find an answer to:
Is an ITM option with very little time left more or less valuable than an OTM with a lot of time left? And it's almost universally better to sell an ITM option than to exercise it, right?
thx bros

>>17730203

>>17730140
guaranteed? how is it guaranteed that we will be able to stop the spread of Coronavirus in a year?

>>17730219
>nature

YOU BOUGHT THE DIP DIDN'T YOU???

I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!

>>17730246
It’s a limit we’ve talked about this all night.

I wonder if the biotech company I went all-in on yesterday will pump or dump? They're working on corona treatment.

>>17729945
>it failed because the nazis
So it's a worthless ideology that can't defend itself effectively, got it.

>it's just the the yearly pandemic flu with nearly 7% fatality rate in italy bro

If this is anything like yesterday or the days before, the low futures early on could mean a greenish crabby day

Seems like early futures are wrong, change, the market goes opposite and then comes back down

>>17730206
Oh fuck. The NPC faggots still think asymptomatic carriers are not contagious. FUCKING SELL

too late for for more spy puts? i could see double circuit breakers today

>>17728736
I have SPXS calls, should I dump them at open or hold for next week??? Please help bros...

>>17730206
You can't self quarantine, you must CONSOOOM

>>17730261
>everything happens because of conspiratorial forces, never chance.
Fag

>>17730297
lol yes fool. unless you want to pay out the nose on your premium

>>17730279

Ok /ptg/

>>17729323
lmao

>>17730270
Every biotech and their mothers have come out saying they are working on a coronavirus cure. All pump and dump, even the big names.

When are leveraged ETFs rebalanced? At open or close?

>>17730261
Newsflash for the goyim: humans are part of nature! Ergo, this virus was created by nature! Buy my vaccine to give nature the middle finger!

>>17730279
ideologys dont protect from airstrikes, flaks do

>>17730270
Let me give you a hint there will never be a vaccine for SARS-CoV-2. It in all likelihood has antibody dependent enhancement like SARS-CoV.
tl;dr the virus can use your immune system against you and the presence of antibodies in the blood, from a vaccine, will only help it kill you quicker.
If you are going to invest do treatments like the company that produces Remdesivir or maybe Chloroquine.

>>17730289
I don't know. I couldn't even buy essentials at the fucking grocery store yesterday. People are really starting to see the panic firsthand, not on 4chan or the news but in their regular day to day lives.

And most of them can't trade after-hours. They have to wait for the open.

what the fuck is going on at CNBC
>im asking every rich person to go fuck themselves to save the homeless
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARD

So do we expect a pump followed by even more red when the market opens?

>>17730297
its never too late assuming you have the capital for the premiums.

>>17730206
Work at seatac and all empires were told this for month plus when a chink came through early January. I new asymptomatics could already.

>>17730362
He probably is right in like 1-2years. Timing the bottom is Impossible

i work as a data analyst for a major online marketplace. sales have dropped massively over the past 7 days. 5-10% drop in site traffic day over day.

consumer spending on nonessentials is freezing. we're on the verge of collapse

>>17730324
Yeah I just want like a 10 cent pump and I'm satisfied. I don't want to get caught in a senseless dump today and get stuck bag holding a thousand dollars worth of bioshit meme stock for 6 months until corona is over.

i keep forgetting to sell once things get good /biz/... this shit keeps happening, all my gains back to fucking zero... fml

>>17730362

>>17730382
Don't even expect a pump, we're hitting breakers in the first 3 minutes. After that it's a straight drop into hell.

Gold plummeting, link at zero (if you haven't been on the catalog the past hour you gotta check it out), bitcoin fell off a cliff.

Is this the liquidity squeeze /biz/? are the subprime loans and all the toxic debt finally surfacing? Is the first day of the recession?

>>17730401
Wasn't consumer spending the only thing keeping the economy going?

>>17730257
>how is it guaranteed that we will be able to stop the spread of Coronavirus in a year?
Think about it like this: how fast can the virus infect people?

Now think about how fast it can infect people if no one goes to any group gatherings and is extremely paranoid about washing hands and being coofed at.
Yeah, there will still be some infections here and there, but we'll be seeing inflection point soon enough.

>>17729901
Xom is down 50% obviously now is the time to sell

>>17730324
Regeneron isn’t P&D... I fucking hope...

WHEN ARE 3X LEVERAGE ETFS REBALANCED? CLOSE OR OPEN?

>>17729666
Checked

>>17730382
last time it took 9 minutes to hit circuit breakers
i wouldnt expect a pump until after that

>>17730407
He is like the impersonation of /biz/, do exactly the opposite that man says

>>17730432
They rebalance overnight.

>>17730253
Ebola, AIDS, Corona, Plague...

When will third worlders learn to be happy with eating normal animals like chickens, cows, pigs and fish?

The time has come for the big brain ascendency, we must crucify all non-domesticated mammals, in self defense.

Is it gonna be bad coming out of the gate or are we going to see some retarded boomers buying the dip?

>>17730048
>>17729107
> Worse
I love all the shit talking people did about my calls, I really wish I screenshotted all of them and built a collage. Where's the faggot that said ever shorting Nasdaq was retarded? Because my put went from a $20 OTM put, to about to be in the money.

Wheres the retard that said never short Apple? Because it's now in the money...

Seriously anyone shit talk my positions so I can laugh at you.

Guess I’m not sleeping tonight.

>>17730381
Wat?
I’m listening to muh podcasts instead of stupid morning bullshit, gimme a recap.

>>17730407
who even is this contrarian retard? every single one of his 'hot takes''' is wrong

>>17730396
>seatac
What's the situation there? I'm supposedly going to Seattle for an internship in mid April.

>>17730420
>recession
Depression and day of the cucked bull.

>>17730422
HIW ABOUT ANOTHER JOKE BOOMER
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A MENTALLY BEARISH SHITPOSTER WITH A MARKET THAT IS BULLISH AND TREATS HIM LIKE TRASH

>>17730453
How about not eating bats

>>17730405
Anon I want you do this for the next few weeks. No diverging from it. Monday to Friday. Okay?
You wake up. You see something in the Fortune 500 that you like is red. You buy it. You do whatever IRL and go to sleep.
You wake up the next day. It's still red? Go to sleep.
Next day it's green? SELL!
Repeat the first step, and restart the cycle. Do this until the end of April. Post results.

>>17730453
NOOOOO
NOT THE HECKIN PANGOLINS!!

Pangolin are actually fucking BADASS. Don’t you dare.

>>17730407
What is this guy's endgoal?

>>17730407
This boomer is a fucking bootlicking moron. He has never once said anything critical about Trump.

Vix almost at 63

>>17730464
He has reverse Trump Derangement Syndrome
Would lick Trump cum off the floor he's such a sycophant

>yesterday near 2:30 or 3:00
>feel the obvious fed pump coming
>start buying tqqq calls 2 at a time every twenty mins or so
>like clockwork the pump comes, my tqqq moons
>think to myself, yknow, we'll probably have a green day tomorrow, but i shouldnt be greedy, ill take these profits
>put in a limit sell order for all of em, dont expect it to go through since there was another little dip that knocked it below my price
>later notice not only did they all sell at my high price, but it went through like five minutes AFTER closing bell
thank you based retard anon who bought those from me

>>17730422
yes, that's why the fed is powerless to stop corona-chan. Lowering rates or trying to continuously pump the economy to artificially maintain consumer spending levels is totally unsustainable and the economy is going to crash into the floor because people don't/won't want to go outside to spend money

>>17730407
Seems amazing to me that our markets are so controlled by everyone keeping up the charade that numbers will forever go up. Like a bunch of people standing around, nervously assuring each other things are fine.

>>17728825
I wonder (((who))) could be doing this?!

Lads I'm a newfag europoor and robin hood ain't available here what other apps can I use?

>>17730464
Trump's number one supporter

What would have to happen for the vix to hit 100?

>>17730426
we have no idea how many people are infected, what the real mortality rate is, we don't know shit about this virus tbqh. So how fast can the virus infect people? Very quickly and very easily.
Sure it can't infect if people self-isolate but enough people aren't doing that yet.

REMINDER: Go shopping today. No hand soap. No toilet paper. Maybe no rice. Almost out of pasta. Canned food running low. Lines longer than Christmas.

>>17728888
Checked

>>17730465
look at their traffic anon they are about to go the full Wuhan any day now

>>17730420
>Gold plummeting
My gold is at 202 for literally 2 weeks straight and i hate it.

>>17730456
Its going to drop like a sack of shit as soon as we open, we might hit another circuit breaker which will prompt a quick pump which will then quickly dump right back down to where it left off.

>>17730485
This:
>>17730486
I suspect He may be some twitter version of a stocktwits shill tranny
Also:
>>17730489

He drank wayyyyy too much of the kool aid.

>>17730517
>he thinks summer will kill it off

>>17730309
>virus miraculously shows up outside of virology lab in Wuhan where a scientist with grants from the DOD was secretly on their payroll

>>17730221
Underrated post

>>17730517
>manages to get a global warming hit in while he's at it
if he was a troll, he'd be god tier desu

>>17730557
I read the shit, I don’t buy it. It does sound very convenient.
Why are you here? I’m guessing this isn’t the thread you usually post in.

Is this some discord tranny raid? I’m sick of you discord cocksuckers.

>>17730517
>absolutely deranged
lmao

>this guy coughs near you
what do you do?

>>17730610

>>17730610

>>17730610

>>17730458
CNBC is peak comfy, especially when they get more and more concerned every day

>>17730544
Dude its just a flu

>>17730612
STOP

Gonna go all in on TQQQ calls at open

>>17730465
They are delaying cruise ship season, and are at the "dude just wash your hands" stage. They claim they are cleaning more, but the supply chain is dead and the port can't get cleaning supplies after stock is depleted. All cleaning purple are somali nuggets and mudslimes. People don't each there hands even now. There is the new IAF facility under construction along with north and south sat upgrades. My supervisors were nothingburgers and look now. Here's port flier.

>>17730458
retard boomer wants every major billionaire to stop what they are doing and give out masks to the homeless

I think a lot of you here need to adjust your perspectives. I'll be concerned when we can start writing the truth again and not have to obfuscate it in 20 layers of misdirection. Until then, this smells like fear mongering to change the political landscape and move money around. I always take solace in the fact that this is God's plan. There was only ever going to be one way to root out evil. He sees everything, never forget that. God bless everyone and may He have mercy on those who have become of the world.

>>17730507
Primexbt, indexes but with BTC. No kyc.

>>17730366
Chloroquine and remdesivir were “highly effective in the control of 2019-nCoV infection in vitro,” a team of Chinese researchers reported in a study published February 4 in Cell Research. After China’s National Health Commission included chloroquine phosphate in its latest treatment guidelines for COVID-19 pneumonia, eight Chinese companies sped up manufacturing and supply of the drug, Shanghai Daily reported February 20.

>>17730594
I’m here everyday, man
But yeah I’ll go dilate

>>17730651
people are somali niggers*

Have some bathroom art

>>17730522
>but enough people aren't doing that yet.
That's why you ride this bitch out anon. Let the retards die off.

>>17730472
>>17730482
>implying we can trust a people who’s 21st century approach/philosophy towards medicine revolves around a shit tier RPG potion crafting system of grinding up rare monster parts to cure their limp dicks

Nice guys, rhino horn give extra rong penis!

At what price will we hit the first circuit breaker today?

>>17729983
>Millenials and zoomers do not seem like cruise-taking generations.
people grow older every day, there will always be a steady stream of old people bored with life. i could see myself chilling on a cruise ship in 20 years, they will probably have VR rooms with the latest gear

When we reach zero can you just start buying stocks for like $.01?

>>17730665
Oh.
I’m not happy to see some of the unmedicated schizos on the street die of this shit, but it may make my city a bit nicer.

Is it all red today bros? Will there be a green opening?

>>17730843
Nothing will ever be green again.

>>17730843
Today it's going infrared.

>DAX
WHAT WAS THAT

>>17730781
>They will probably have VR rooms with the latest gear.
And that's exactly what I mean. We think and spend quite differently to boomers. I'm not sure millennials or zoomers would justify the costs for a cruise when it doesn't follow their typically spending habits or lifestyle. I don't really see that changing much, even into old age.

This morning, my friend from JP Morgan called. He told me that DB made a call to Morgan around midnight EST last night, asking for an emergency credit line. When Morgan asked DB why they weren't going to the ECB, DB said they tried, and the ECB said no. Morgan said no, too. He said that there's rumors they hit Credit Suisse, too, and they said no.

I trust this guy. I went to Stanford with him in the 90s and he was at Arthur Andersen before that whole shit-show blew. He made a shit ton of money during the Dot-Com on both sides of the curve. He's been at Morgan for over 15 years.

If there's any truth to this, then holy. fucking. shit.

>>17730899
k

>>17730899
Sounds like fun on a bun.

>>17730899
Yikes man what the fuck. I was going to go long on euro dollar futures but at this point I'm just going evac to the family farm and hope for the best.

>>17729299
Iran and China have younger populations

>>17730899
>my dad works at nintendo
kys

I bet the ECB will burn me

>>17730899
wew

>>17730899
pls repost in the other thread

>>17730535
Say what you will, my daily commute has been a breeze.