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Buy the dip, huge nothing burger

>>17708525
>pandemic
is this a meme confirmation or is it really happening

>>17708525
priced in retard

Unironically just the flu

>>17708544
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-51839944
Actual happening

>>17708544
WHO just said so. Confirmed this series of global epidemics now crossed the nuanced and sometimes elusive barrier to being a pandemic.

>>17708544
no meme, was announced for real
nothing much changes with it though, virus still coming to get you

>>17708525
Did anyone unironically expect this to NOT happen? Why the panic?

>>17708545
the only thing that is priced in is the printed out of thin air fed money. the ponzi is over, get over it faggot. its all gonna come crashing down

>>17708588
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>17708576
all their pandemic bonds are gonna be worthless now.

I think at this point this announcement actually has been priced in.

Still going to drop next week as more and more cases pop up.

>>17708525
Nice try faggot I'm not selling.

>>17708570
Who?

>>17708715
wat?

CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

Why are the chinese so disgusting??

>>17708525
Nigga everyone with more than 2 brain cells already realized this was a pandemic at least a couple of days ago, if not earlier than that
Priced in

Damn. I'm supposed to go on vacation in Thailand in 3 weeks!

>>17708715
literally WHO

>WHO
One of the most corrupt organisations on Earth

WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>17708525
Swine flu was a WHO official pandemic too. Stop crying it's embarrassing

>>17708570
literally who?

>SDOW
>SPXS
>SQQQ

LOAD
THE
FUCK
UP

>ok boomer
>meme spawns a literal virus to literally kill boomers
you can't make this shit up

>>17708570
wait, who said that?

>>17708538
>Pandemic bonds are vaporized.
350 million USD is gone (to poor countries) and is no longer backing the options or loans and the leveraged securities purchased with those loans. We're going to bleed about 35 billion to this nothingburger without factoring in longsqueezes and stop losses collapsing.

This is the kind of shit that causes a complete loss of confidence that kicks off a bear market and a bear market is going to be hard as fuck to escape once interest rates go negative.

>>17710662
youre missing the bigger picture.
we need legacy stonk fiat markets to die
so that crypto can finally experience true price discovery.
ALL BOOMERS MUST DIE

its just the fuckin flu. over half a million people die every year because of the flu. if u sell now u are retarded!!!

>>17709093
Guess you'll have to wait to hit up the ladyboys

>>17710784
Bitcoin is bought because of its fiat value, not because of its own value being created. No one cares about cryptocurrencies. They care about speculating on them and making more fiat bucks by holding them, waiting on the next man to buy a bag so their bag is worth more. It was created not to be a pyramid scheme, but it has turned into one.

the black plague killed 300 million people. this coronavirus is NOTHING.

>>17708560
>world-51839944
What did Kek mean by this?

where is the helicopter money

>>17710821
Most people are and thats why i should also sell but im too lazy

>>17710570
Who said what?

Where is the Plunge Protection Team?

>>17710662
this anon knows.
Those cat bonds were supposed to mature in a few months too. So close

>>17708588
Because when it's said out loud people will start freaking

>>17710878
this will kill 3 billion.

>>17711134
Lmfao 2% fatality rate

>>17711338
its 6% in italy. with hospital care. and italy has good healthcare. also, no immunity. this is not a joke man. take care.

Good info here:
>https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

drns

>>17708525
But why? When it's over, people will still need energy, raw mats, communication etc.

Guys, you are so fucking pathetic. Every 5 years I hear that

>OH NOO NEW KILLER-VIRUS IS HERE

same people were saying

>OH NOO 2012 APOCALYPSE IS COMING

and before

>OH NOO SWINE FLU IS HERE

Why you are so retarded? Are you normie or what?

>JUST LOOK AT NUMBERS MAAAN HOW IT >IS SPREADING

when there will be at least 100k fatalities, then throw your papers and statistics on me, but not before that with your projections.

Meanwhile, I hope economy will actually continue to fall down, so I can buy more crypto/stock with discount. So, to be honest, it's in my interest to keep this panic spreading.

>>17711559
this is the big one man. the few of us who makes it will only need food and guns for quite a while. and they wont get it from the stock markets.

>>17710538
this, Day of the Pillow has arrived

>>17708525
this pandemic shows that 99% of people are retarded high buyers and low sellers...

>>17711592
Are you an idiot?
If so you must be a smart one, because this is quite literally the catalyst to the failure of all markets

(Hint: BONDS. World Bank BONDS.)

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-51839944

>>17711652
T. owns shares in gun producers and Monsanto
Nice try pajeet

>>17708525
>>17711883
>not linking di rule bibicee
HABBENIN CONFIRM:
di disease don cover di whole world, mon

>>17712304
Kek why us this a thing

>>17711702
China has stopped it already, they shut down last express-hospital today, because there is simply no need in it, releasing last patients.

What's in Europe and USA today is actually peak of virus. Look at the Chinese graphs, there are roughly +30 cases per day for 1+bln developing country.

>>17712878
China took action that other countries are currently not taking.
Seriously, just read through this:
>https://medium.com/@tomaspueyo/coronavirus-act-today-or-people-will-die-f4d3d9cd99ca

trumpfs fault

VOTE BLUE NEXT ELECTION

>>17710839
Haha you are so original. But no, I don't fuck men that are dressed as women.

>>17712533
>he doesn't get his news primarily from BBC Pidgin
NGMI

>>17713330
Me don wan get di virus

>>17708588
EVERYONE TOLD ME THIS WAS A NOTHINBURGER AND WOULDN'T BE CALLED A PANDEMIC
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17713125
>I don't fuck men that are dressed as women.

ngmi desu.

>>17708525
its been a PANDEMIC since JANUARY

buy the dip or you will never make it

Is it too late to buy gold?

>>17708525
COVID-19 was bioengineered in a lab and released so Donald Trump doesn't get reelected as president of the United States.

>>17714096
released to ensure his re election

Lul I remember making a thread about this and people told me that the WHO couldn't declare a global pandemic. Looks like I get the last laugh fuckers

Literally just a flu lmao

>>17712919
>>17712878
China is using a regression model to intentionally print a log trend, are you actually dumb enough to think a virus would grow logarithmically in the country of origin but exponentially everywhere else?

Come on man.

>>17710859
>It was created not to be a pyramid scheme, but it has turned into one
You are MOSTLY right, however crypto currency has some of intrinsically value: its a private money that is useful for tax evasion, and state regulations, those are traits that are forever valuable, because taxes are present in every inch of earth

>>17708525
H1N1 was worse than this, everyone is a bunch of pussies

>>17714430
Did you even read the fucking article holy shit.

Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they'll beg us to save them.

>>17710662

Global supply lines are fucked due to chinks not delivering, so companies will go belly up and need loans and then a lot of banks will collapse and peoples savings will vaporize or their currency simply hyperinflate

>>17712878
jesus christ, these chinks are in every fucking thread shilling ccp numbers.

Hedge with ncov coronacoin

https://decrypt.co/22122/this-crypto-game-wants-you-build-deadlier-coronavirus

>>17708525
crypto is a tiny market that is already hammered down, money is going to hyperinflate, so only options left are crypto and precious metals, these are rock solid in times like these (although the general public doesn't get it yet)

>>17711413

Mild cases dont get tested dont be such a bitch lell my whole senpai already got it. I had some next level muscle aches but that was about it

>>17714931

>Tfw stacked with bitcoin, iraqi gold coins and toilet paper

Am I gonna make it lads?
Halvening in 59 days perfect timing desu

>>17714829

letsuu eatu bat soup! Its going to cure nanopenissu

I've had my 401k in cash for like a year and a half, when to invest?

>>17715610


Now.

A pandemic of mild sniffles. Stop fucking panicking over a common cold. At least I get to buy the dip because dumb money is selling.

>>17708525
Priced in already, the real slide will come when NYC goes into quarantine.

>>17715654
Covid19 creates permanent organ damage, and can reinfect someone who has had it repeatedly. It can leave you crippled for life. That's why it's a big deal.

>>17715719
Source or fuck off with your misinformation, other Coronaviruses give an extremely high resistance after recovery.

>>17715719
Stop listening to fear mongers. Stop buying food and toilet paper. Its all a hoax. Get outside.

It can be contained with a competent government. Cases in South Korea, China, Singapore, Hong Kong are already falling off a cliff.
I'm afraid the west will probably be a bit more fucked. We'll see.

>my sister just bought a $200 to the Bahamas for next week


Uhhh based retard department?

>>17715854
Is there a rundown on what exact measures south korea took?

So was it a bioweapon or batsoup?

>>17715932
not sure of every measure, but afaik, worst korea were strict with containment and tested an utter fuckload of people - eg, if one/two people in an office building tested positive, they would set up a stall out front and test EVERY fucker going in and out of the building, every day, until all clear. Now to do this requires you have a shitload of testing labs, even more test kits and have the political will and means to enforce strict measures, along with a relatively compliant public.
Compare and contrast to (say) murica. Being tested costs $1000, insurance wont pay, they have no kits anyway and the niggas probably riot if you told them to stay off the streets for 10 minutes. muh freedums will kill them all, ded

>>17715854
>china
>competent

>>17708588
WHO pandemic bonds have been triggered, so (((they))) are mad since the WHO stalled the announcement for months
Now they're dumping on the goyim who bought the dip yesterday

>>17715932
They just higher IQ
Whitoids btfo

>>17716277
donate blood, they test for free

>>17714931
Why would money hyper inflate when interest rates are being lowered across the globe?

>>17717688
This is not true lol, blood donation centers are not gonna have test kits

>>17708570
>WHO just said so
Why are you asking me?