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Corona-chan priced in. BULLISH EDITION. Keep the title, girls. Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma6X18cm8i4

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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Stock/ETF screeners:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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>>17693530

>> No.17695491
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>mfw I bought the dip

>> No.17695500
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>I'm enjoying a very healthy economy, how about you guys?

>> No.17695516

>>17695500
lmao

>> No.17695517
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>>17695500

>> No.17695518

Your opportunity to buy SNSS is going into extra innings, look bloody into it. Don't miss the boat and be pissed at yourself later.

>> No.17695520
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>>17695491
>i bought 2 months into an 8 month dip

>> No.17695522
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>>17695500
Thanks, Fed!!!

>> No.17695523
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>>17695500
1 trillion dollars worth of pump soon

>> No.17695525
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>futures

>> No.17695530

>>17695500
Just print yourself into bankrupcy bro

>> No.17695542

>>17695518
Can I crash at your place until it happens?

>> No.17695544

There is a 0% chance Republicans or Dems will agree with eliminating the payroll. Then again, Republicans no longer care about balancing the sheets and just deficit spend even harder so I guess it's in line with nuconservative shit.

>> No.17695551
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ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
>ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
>ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
>ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS
>ATTENTION ALL ROBINHOOD USERS

Get the fuck out of Robinhood now, they are going bankrupt. Go make an account on another broker and ask them to help transfer your assets. If you can't transfer, liquidate everything and withdraw your money ASAP.

>> No.17695554

>>17695491
>used half of my captial to buy the dip
>waiting to see if it dips further once corona fucks up the US
I'm so excited

>> No.17695558

>loaded up spxu, spxs, and sqqq calls in the last 20 minutes
>futures bleeding
>5,000 rounds 9mm in the mail
comfy

>> No.17695561
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is this a bullish or bearish sign?

>> No.17695564

>>17693733
superior fred

>> No.17695571

>dax futures

>> No.17695593

Well I fixed my browser/Etrade issue. Flushed the DNS cache and cleared the firefox page history/data settings. That solved the problem. E-Trade loaded up no problem. Hell even saw where I made a slight gain. Still in the red but hey at least it's a start.

>> No.17695596

Coronavirus is great. The old people will die, making houses cheaper and fixing social security and the pensions. There's a great silver lining here, and I think our economies are going to be stronger following this. Definitely a buy opportunity.

>> No.17695605

>>17695542
Why are you on /biz/ if you are homeless?

>> No.17695607

>>17695457
Markets are so fucking funny right now, the only reason they pump is because of the FED then they get retards to by into the pump at the end of the day and then drop their bags on you over and over again.

>> No.17695613

>futures in the red already
Looking good, bobobros.

>> No.17695615

>>17695596
Yeah the houses will be cheaper but every neighborhood turns into inner city detroit

>> No.17695626
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>>17695525
Market getting too easy to predict man, I almost had fomo on HD or AAPL but knew they were guaranteed to correct I might buy them at 3% down. These Wall Street cowards have decided to make every profit taking opportunity when normies can do nothing about it now is standard operating procedure.

I am not going to actually front like I saw this because I am always trading and watching hentai porn but you just gotta notice this most obvious double bottom ever on AAPL chart, I feel so stupid for not noticing it, 2020 I have to learn to stop watching porn and being a c00mer.

>> No.17695656

>>17695551
Proofs?

>> No.17695658
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We're saved!

>> No.17695661

>futures

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPF

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17695260
Some animation still isn’t shit.

But then there’s abominations like the berserk OVA’s that tried to work in 3D models and just went full cringe.

>> No.17695666

>>17695596
Houses get cheaper and your money becomes worthless

>> No.17695667

>>17695551
Based robinhood keeping people from panic selling

>> No.17695669

>>17695561
what am i looking at here
>>17695596
everyone knows this but it is far too ghoulish to bring up outside of anonymous imageboards

>> No.17695671

Will oil price keep dropping?

>> No.17695689
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>>17695500
I sometimes imagine that Powell is the last sane, reasonable man left in this system who knows what's going on but constantly has to do things against his conscience.

Also, semi-related, but does anyone remember the rumors about Trump bringing back the Gold Standard back in 2016? LMAO

>> No.17695693

>>17695658

The greatest thing Trump has done is turn his fanbase into the neoliberals they hated. Tax cuts for economic stimulus as a response to a virus, come on now.

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>>17695658

Calm the fuck down old man, what the fuck is he doing? That's a terrible idea, even on short term

>> No.17695703

>>17695693
Neolibs would be after tax increases, not tax cuts.

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>>17695703
>

>> No.17695760
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>>17695656
I dont have "proof" but I have evidence:
https://qz.com/1812086/robinhood-brokerage-app-suffers-second-day-of-outages/
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/robinhood-trading-app-major-outage-coronavirus-stock-selloff-options-crypto-2020-3-1028977054
https://www.tampabay.com/news/business/2020/03/06/tampa-firm-files-first-lawsuit-against-robinhood-for-recent-trading-debacle/
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/popular-trading-app-robinhood-reportedly-192942855.html

>> No.17695768

>>17695702
Gaddafi died for the western world's sins.

>> No.17695775

>>17695760
Just because their platform sucks ass (and it does), doesn't meant they are going bankrupt, you idiot

>> No.17695794

>>17695703
unrelated but how stupid was i to have 75 contracts of snss 1$ calls for 3/20 what is your hot take?

>> No.17695817

>>17695500
Imagine where we'd be right now without this pumping.

>> No.17695826
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17695849

>>17695760
You’re many days too late

>> No.17695863

>>17695605
Isn't that the best time to be on /biz/?

>> No.17695872

https://www-washingtonpost-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/10/coronavirus-markets-economy-corporate-debt/

What does this mean and how do I bet against bonds?

>> No.17695896

>>17695689
Trump IS going to bring back the gold standard. Can't you see what he's trying to do? The G-d emperor is ACCELERATING the collapse of our monetary system. This time next year we will put an end to usury and reinstate the gold standard. KAG!

>> No.17695898

>>17695872
go allin on chainlink it will moon soon sir

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>>17695775
>evidence that they are going to get completely fucked from every direction
>heerrrrr drrrrrrr they are fine!
Ok, PLEASE deposit ALL your money on Robinhood. You'll get "free" stock after all!

>>17695849
>too late
For what? Warning people they are going to get fucked even harder if they stay on Robinhood?

>> No.17695927

Whats the futures look like?

>> No.17695932

>>17695794
They could still be worth something but yeah coronavirus fucked you by delaying the 400mg data until later in the month

>> No.17695936

>>17695898
I already did, now i'm doing retarded smg shit with the pennies I made from selling a couple k linkies

>> No.17695945
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who DRIPPY here

>> No.17695946

>https://ktiv.com/2020/03/10/minnesota-reports-3rd-coronavirus-case-patient-critical/
>in their 30s
>patient critical

Shit's fucked bros

>> No.17695962
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>>17695817

You don't have to imagine.

You will see it.

Soon.

>> No.17695984

>>17695768
ive always said:
>anyone who watches his statement to the IMF about how he was going to straight up back a currency, with his OWN gold, for all of africa, will be able to see why he was decapitated in the street like a dog by cianigger assets

doesnt really roll off the tongue, sure, but the point stands
that wouldve #REKT every single neocolonial powers african operations overnight. let alone the blow to the central banking system if it actually managed to work (it almost certainly wouldve, or we wouldnt have had to benghazi him). debt-backed fiat currency memes wouldve been a distant memory at this point

the man had balls bigger than our natl debt
literally

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>Quarantine zone being set up in New York
>Futures are down
>Infections doubling everyday in Europe

Were in the eye of the storm now
This is going to be a multi month crab market

>> No.17695998

>>17695990

STRANGLEBROS WHERE YOU AT

>> No.17696000
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17696000

the absolute state of this timeline

>> No.17696005

>>17695990
so long as vol stays high, im fucking down

>> No.17696007

>>17695990
How are they planning to quarantine a city as big as Jew York?

>> No.17696013
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>>17695658
ORANGE MAN WTF LMAO

>> No.17696025
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>>17696000
wew

>>17696007
i sincerely doubt they even know the answer to that

>> No.17696028

>>17696000
hahahahaha

>> No.17696032

>>17695658
Sounds based.

>> No.17696035
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>>17696000
Blessed triples

>> No.17696052
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>>17696000
oh BoJo gonna get it

>> No.17696057

>>17695984
The only reason why his plan failed and he died like a dog is because he didn't stockpile nuclear weapons before making his statement. He didn't have any so he got rekt by the jewish puppets.

>> No.17696058
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17696058

What's the strategy on GME? Puts on shot or long calls?

>> No.17696077

>>17695794
Sell to buy April $1 calls the majority of the calls I’ve bought recently are those

>> No.17696082
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Futures starting to look bretty bad

>> No.17696086

>>17696057
live and learn i guess

>> No.17696094
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Are we back bear bros?

>> No.17696098

>>17696058
>no on buys the brown rice
Hmmm

>> No.17696099
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wtf I love this market now!

>> No.17696104
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PREPARE FOR PANIC FOOTSIE FAGS

>> No.17696105

I can't stand this market anymore
My head is going to expload

>> No.17696108

>>17696007
why do you think they're pulling the troops from Afghanistan?

>> No.17696110

>>17695658
Step one: Defund Social Security
Step two: "Guess we don't need social security after all"

>> No.17696115
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>> No.17696119

>>17695596
When the bubonic plague killed off a fourth of Europe, the living standard for the survivors rose extremely in the following years.

>> No.17696137

>>17696108
thats a very good point actually

we martial law nao?

>> No.17696140

>>17696105
Guess you were too young to remember 2008

>> No.17696141

>>17696119
When the bubonic plague happened people barely had any food to eat

>> No.17696149

>>17696115
This is who I imagine every bull on /biz/ to be

>> No.17696175

so... gap down tomorrow?

>> No.17696178

25,500 tomorrow?

>> No.17696180
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>>17696058
GME is about to have a short squeeze soon, near around their earnings report April 7. I suspect they will have excepted or better sales for last quarter and announce a completely new direction for the company (online game sales, internet cafes), a partnership with another large retailer, and stock buy backs.

>> No.17696184

>>17696178
23,500 tomorrow

>> No.17696185

Looks like SNSS is gearing up for a stop-loss raid tomorrow. Remember to not set stop-losses.

>> No.17696186

>>17696105

I honestly don't mind it. I've been making utterly terrible plays on options in my funny money Robinhood account, and my strategy for my "real" Fidelity account is glorified dollar cost averaging into VOO, but if I don't die, and if we do come out the other end of this, I'm going to be a few thousand up and I really won't mind if that takes another 3 or 4 months.

>> No.17696188

>>17696178
22,000

>> No.17696210

>>17696188
Heil dubs Furher.

>> No.17696214

>>17695457
blackrock stocks for the win niggas

>> No.17696225
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>>17696178
Crab, so maybe yes

>>17696188
Circuit breaker activates. Also, 22k is way too deep.

>> No.17696227

>>17696082
nah, haven't even cleaned today's bullshit pump yet

>> No.17696236

>>17696185
Should I spit in the face of homeless as well?

>> No.17696256

Looks like a great time try out strangles tomorrow

>> No.17696261

>>17696236
only if you're spreading the virus

>> No.17696268
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DUMP EET AGAIN

>> No.17696285

>>17696057
>died like a dog
Funny you should phrase it like that. The tabloids went with something along the lines of "CORNERED LIKE A RAT", or something equally disgusting, iirc.

>> No.17696308

>>17696185

awful 20yr old geriatric startup piece of shit stocks like SNSS are first for the cross if the bears win.

if the bulls win its still a piece of shit, but there will be enough idiots around to float it 2%

>> No.17696311

>>17696285

Gaddafi was another faggot dictator and you're a bootlicking shill. Shut the fuck up, sandnigger.

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>>17696268
Futures looks nice and red right now, but you better do you job, bobo. I'm holding 100 sqqq overnight.

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>>17696246

>> No.17696339
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Will uhhhhh property values also go down or is a never ending hyperinflating real estate market still on the menu?

>> No.17696345

>>17696185
this is shocking. startling. i almost can't believe the human brain is capable of this much cope. post-earnings dump? no, a "stop-loss raid." holy shit

>> No.17696353

>>17696311
He was the only one with enough balls to stand up to the jews in their own game. He died for it.

>> No.17696367

>>17696345
pure delusion

>> No.17696369

>>17696285
i mean what else would you call it?
literal subhuman cia golems chopped his head off and dragged it down the street

probably the best/only hope that entire continent ever had, or will have, at getting out from under the neocolonialists collective thumb
the chinese will have that place stripped down to nothing in a couple decades

>> No.17696373

>imagine panic selling instead of buying the dip to average down
The only reason you're not doing this is because you're either
1) not a long term investor
Why do this?
2) think you can sell and "buy at the real bottom
Good luck catching and falling knife. You're likely to just lose money doing this.
I'm riding the turbulence and when it recovers whether it's next week or next year I'm coming out with an extra set of shares in my portfolio. Feels comfy.

>> No.17696391

>>17696185
>stop hunting
Only FX has that shit and proper risk management is enough to avoid most stop hunting runs.

>> No.17696392
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I made a big wager today.

Bought the 3/13 and 3/16 at the very end of trading today. Futures got me feeling nice atm.

>> No.17696418

>>17695500
Market works in mysterious ways, thus it cannot be predicted in numbers alone. Just look at Bitcoin, it has no use-case, no intrinsic value, fails to be a store-of-value, so why does it cost thousands when most people don't even use it?

>> No.17696427

>>17696392
That isn't at all a big bet, at least on your odds, that's money. Here's how this goes, futures open slightly down after that pump. Trump finally speaks about 10am. Market ais extremely disappointed, begin the dump all the way through Friday. There is literally 0 bullish case right now.

>> No.17696429

>>17696373
no retail investers are selling yet, look at the reports from the big ETFs
these dumps are all hedge fund money, once boomers begin to panic sell is when you buy

>> No.17696453

>>17696214
Blackrock owns SNSS shares

>> No.17696458

>>17696429
this
hedgies cant report this much loss or theyre gonna be flipping burgers by next week

>> No.17696472

>>17696345
There have been 6 stop-loss raids on the road up to $1. You need to pay attention to patterns, anon. It's embarrassing for you to call it a cope when I don't give a fuck how low it goes before data.

>> No.17696476

>>17696392
I've got my puts at 277 FUCK

>> No.17696492

>>17696429
I like to keep about 6 months of rent in cash for rainy days but once I get a free more thousand in savings I'm gonna buy in again. Hopefully there's another dip. $spy is going to retire me.

>> No.17696506

>>17696345
That is your brain on penny stocks

>> No.17696533

>>17696472
Patterns? Okay:

-You ignore people who ask you SNSS questions
-You derail threads arguing with trolls
-You tend to be a dick when SNSS is doing well
-You are a convicted felon
-You allow homeless anons to die in a corona world

>> No.17696539

>>17696311
Kill yourself.
>>17696369
Just funny that your post brought that to mind again. This was all before I was plugged in, but even then the headline seemed ghoulish.

>> No.17696541

>>17696427
Realistically Trump knows the Democrats will never allow him to pass something like that. But it's a power play. They're attempting to place economic blame on him. He's attempting to place it back on them. If they reject the proposal, he can blame any raise in unemployment caused by Corona on the Democrats. Politicians gonna politic.

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>>17696539
based

>> No.17696579

>>17696533
Not even worth a response.

>> No.17696593

>>17696579
>can't refute
>respond you won't respond

>> No.17696600
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17696600

What are they DOING, /smg/?

>> No.17696613

>>17696593
Nothing there to refute. Just laughable, unfalsifiable bullshit. HURR DURR YOU AM MEAN AND FELON AND DON'T SPOONFEED 100% OF THE TIME
Just fucking sad, anon.

>> No.17696614

>>17696600
still recovering from heroin and AIDS iirc

>> No.17696634

Why shouldn't i buy FUN at open?

>> No.17696640

>>17696579
why didn't you sell at $1 you've shilling this since it was what, .20ish? It's been going sideways ever since

>> No.17696647

>>17696533
>>17696593
Don't bother, theres a lot of schizos here that buy stocks as lottery tickets.

>> No.17696658

>>17696539
>This was all before I was plugged in
too bad you werent yet
that was one of the only eras when this site had any sort of level of discourse concerning geopolitics
and there was a LOT going on during that whole arab spring time period.
and not just in the mideast either

now its 90% edgy 12yos who didnt get to say nigger/faggot when they were growing up, ledditors who got b&, and bots

>> No.17696660

>>17696613
Kill yourself. We all hate you.

>> No.17696665

>>17696634
Because they are going to close their parks, cut dividends, and almost go bankrupt? I wouldn't buy until around $10, IF they keep a nice dividend, which we wont know for half a year.

>> No.17696676
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17696676

>>17696640
1: Because this is a hold for data and buyout stock, not a sell early for piddly shit stock
2: What the fuck are you talking about, sideways? This is sideways to you? +167% in 3 months?

>> No.17696677

>>17696613
Fuck you Marcus. I almost wish for SNSS to be revealed to cause cancer so you end up homeless.

>> No.17696682

>>17696472
>I don't give a fuck how low it goes before data.
Even it it drops back to .55 & you miss out on 18k of profit w/ a chance to rebuy at your original price? Dude's right, pure cope

>> No.17696697

>>17696613
kys tripfag, your posts are awful

>> No.17696702
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17696702

>>17695689
>remember the rumors about Trump bringing back the Gold Standard back in 2016? LMAO
Oh yeah. I do...

>> No.17696726

>>17696429
Retail Investors are loading up because they know that the boom is coming

>> No.17696728

>>17696676
sideways since it hit a dollar, its a penny stock, 160% is a nice return, im worried you're getting greedy

>> No.17696736

>>17696676
Hey SNSS, when's the announcment for the 400mg coming?

>> No.17696740
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17696740

>FED pumped all the had into DOW J
>Far more people ill
>Health minister of UK has Corona Chan now

What will happen tomorrow, or better WHEN IS THE BIG CRASH COMING?

The FED pretty much empied their balls, and there is no more bump COOM left to save the market!

>> No.17696757
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17696757

>lost 20% yesterday
>made 17% today
I WANT OFF MR BONE'S WILD RIDE

>> No.17696759

>>17696000
>62yrs old
F

>> No.17696767

>>17696736
This month. They didn't give a specific day but he was clear before the end of this month, and he was clear that they have already seen some partial responses, they just want more before declaring final dose for phase 2
>>17696728
Greed is good.
>>17696682
Yep. If it dropped that low, I would just buy more. Partials already all but confirmed.

>> No.17696770

>WTI is free falling
I really fucking hope you didn't buy the dip just when Russia and Saudi are just starting their oil cock-measuring contest.

>> No.17696780

>>17696311
Kill yourself glownigger

>> No.17696781
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17696781

I swear to fucking god, if I hear "V-shaped recovery" one more fucking time...

>> No.17696787

>>17696740
what makes you say the red have emptied their balls?

>> No.17696793

>>17696665
their balance sheet is pretty good with tons of good plans for the future. i see it as a bet on if corona will still be in the news 1 year from now.

>> No.17696797

>>17696728
im worried hes just some cunt trying to get retards ITT to buy his bags so he can get out on the ask

as a goy who used to very occasionally trip ITT to shitstir and have fun:
NEVER trust a faggot who has a ticker in their trip

>> No.17696817

I really can't take anyone who refers to coronavirus as "corona-chan" seriously.

>> No.17696820

>>17696781
Vagina

>> No.17696828

>>17696740
>Asian cases down again
Notice that Coronavirus hasn’t been in the news outside of Italy for two days in a 24hr media cycle world. It’s ending soon and the only news will be updates on annual vaccine progress. European and Asian Futures are mixed and that’s only because US futures are down. US futures are down because Bernie is still running tonight. Once Biden gets good results later world futures will be up.

>> No.17696833
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17696833

Jesus the situation must be worse then we can imagine.

>> No.17696836

>>17696817
you shouldnt be taking anyone on this site seriously anyway

>> No.17696840

>>17696793
Wait a few months, at least wait until they close parks.

>> No.17696841

>>17696828
Imagine being this delusional

>> No.17696848

>>17696817
>I really can't take anyone who refers to COVID-19 as "coronavirus" seriously.
see how fucking gay you are?

why so serious anyways faggot?

>> No.17696857

>>17696828
Actually SK just found a new cluster, not to mention that UK politician who was infected met with the Prime Minister and is seen in a group photo with him literally a day before she developed symptoms

>> No.17696873

>>17695658
>Democrats: Increase taxes on billionaires gibbe more money to social parasites!!!
>Trump: No I think I will make things better for working people who are productive
>Democrats: WHAT ABOUT CRACK HEADS REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17696874

>>17696767
alright 20 days to wait

>> No.17696886
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17696886

>>17696781
>>17696820
It's the only V that's going to fuck me tbqh

>> No.17696890

99% of /biz/ was bearish Monday, so I was bullish for Tuesday. Now that >50% has suddenly turned bullish, bearishness will continue.

>> No.17696894

>>17696848
COVID-19 is the name of the disease, fag, the virus name is SARS-CoV-2. Good luck typing out every time you want to talk about the virus.

>> No.17696904

>>17696767

What do you honestly think brother?

Do you think 20 year old startups have any gas left in them? Do you think they'll accidentally hire the next Pasteur and he'll revolutionize a company like that with zero chance of attracting any solid talent? Do you think pumping it up on here makes any difference?

Or are you just one of these faggots with a busted flush draw who goes all in and wants to bring the rest of the table down with him when oilchads are holding pocket aces?

>> No.17696913

>>17696797
I threw some pocket change at snss when it was at .30 and sold at a dollar, paid some bills. I always worried about the reverse split with these pennies

>> No.17696919

>>17696840
ok thank you for you input.

>> No.17696921 [DELETED] 

>>17695872
Interest rates are so low the corporate debt bubble isn’t an actual problem. Even blue chip companies have “junk” bonds right now because it’s not worth the capital reserves required to meet investment grade status.

https://www.npr.org/2019/12/19/790000078/we-buy-a-junk-bond

>> No.17696924

LCI, GALT, SNSS
same shit

>> No.17696958
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17696958

Is there a futures contract for VLCCs? Traders use these things as floating oil reserves when they're buying it cheap.

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>>17696311
Imagine not liking natsoc and him with what they did with fiat/debt.

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>>17696833
>0% payroll tax
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>> No.17696983

>>17696840
I should add what do YOU think i should buy at open tomorrow? anything? i see a trend all week of up one day down the next that i dont see a end to this week either. I think i should just buy a few tomorrow wait for it to rise the next and sell off = profit.

>> No.17696986

>>17696924
dude.. LCI has a shit load of drugs coming online soon.. they're about to be a lean mean drug selling machine

LCI to $60

>> No.17696996

Im a brainlet but that task force presser looked super bullish

>> No.17696998

>>17696904
>20 year old
Irrelevant. We are dealing with a single drug pipeline, the company's history is not the now.
>Talent question
They already have talent, some on loan from Abbievie, some from Takeda, some from Aisling. READ ABOUT THE COMPANY BEFORE ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS
>Pumping it
Not pumping. Telling you guys. At this point, it is hurting to help, but I am trying to help you guys make money. Your purchase of shares does not make me money, I am not swing trading this.
>Busted flush draw
I'm up over 70% currently. If that is a bust, what the fuck is a win?

You are free to not buy SNSS if you want, but don't you dare get salty when I am once again proven right.

>> No.17697006

>>17696841
>>17696857
https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/health-environment/article/3074469/coronavirus-south-korea-cuts-infection-rate-without
A nationwide quarantine in Italy wasn’t enough to continue to tank the economy. Again, if there was even a sliver of anything noteworthy it would’ve been plastered over every national/international news channel/website.

>> No.17697014

>>17696996
You're right you are a brainlet

>> No.17697016

>>17696986
>dude.. LCI has a shit load of drugs coming online soon.. they're about to be a lean mean drug selling machine
got a hard date
never seem to see any concrete dates around when they'll be released like SNSS

>> No.17697017

>stocks die monday
>tell myself ill sell on tuesday when they go up almost as much, before they drop yet again wednesday
>don't, but tell myself I'll do it on thursday before they drop again on Friday, and get raped again Monday
>don't
>repeat every week until broke
try to find a flaw in my strategy

>> No.17697019

>>17696828
guess you missed this then >>17696000 huh?
its doubling every three days in most of yurop now
spain went from 86 cases to over a thousand in about a week and a half
italys fatality rate is now 6.2% as of current numbers

try to keep up senpai

>>17696894
>Good luck typing out every time you want to talk about the virus.
hence why we all communicate almost entirely in fucking memes
not only is it more efficient, but more importantly, its more **fun**
and its also helpful in getting butthurt ledditors to ostracize themselves for being no-fun faggots so we can point and laff at their sorry asses

/smg/ is an extremely autistic news crawler
take it or leave it

>> No.17697025

>>17697006
>A nationwide quarantine in Italy wasn’t enough to continue to tank the economy.

I'm italian and i can tell you that Italy is already on its way to bankrupcy, you are also lying about the news so shut the fuck up.

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>>17697014
fuck you

>> No.17697051

>>17697025

Which part of Italy? Do you feel the coronavirus numbers are accurately being reported for Italy?

>> No.17697055

>>17697016
Isn't SNSS going through trials or something?? same with GALT? the difference with LCI is that the drugs are already proven to work.. they're generics.. the drugs should be coming soon.. they already started marketing some and that should start reflecting on their cashflow

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17697068

>>17697025
>I'm Itallian
>that ID (ifod4uDr)
>I food for you Doctor

>> No.17697070

>>17697017
You’re not stepping in front of a car so you can apply for disability and unemployment then use the government’s money to repeat the previous steps.

>> No.17697076

>>17697025
Hey I'm shorting you guys, sorry

>> No.17697080

>>17696904
How about this, ignore me and what you think of me. Go here. http://ir.sunesis.com/events-and-presentations/upcoming-events
Listen to the recording of the webcast. Make your own decisions. Apply your years of knowledge in biotech and microbiology.

>> No.17697083

>>17697051
North

>Do you feel the coronavirus numbers are accurately being reported for Italy?

More accurately than any other country other than South Korea, just look at the number of tests done.

>> No.17697097

>>17697055
Market cap of LCl is far higher than SNSS tho. The point of SNSS is to ride it up from smallcap to buyout. LCl is still a good investment tho, if SNSS gets bought out soon enough I fully intend to buy a nice chunk of LCl again

>> No.17697101

>>17697083
I agree, I just didn't know if there was something on the ground I was missing.

What items sold out the most? TP? soaps?

>> No.17697103

>>17696983
Well, it completely depends on the risk level you want. I think we are only about 50-70% of the way down and will reach the bottom in about a month or two when you start to see more stable days. What I'm doing it buying puts, then selling them to buy solid companies/etfs to cost average down. Then at the "bottom" I will put a bunch into tech stocks. Thats my plan anyway.
You could just buy some inverse ETFs to chill in for a while and then sell them in a few weeks, or just cost average down on solid stocks or etfs. You'll need to do your own research.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/a/averagedown.asp

>> No.17697109

>>17696894
Hey Chink or (((globalist)))
It will always be the Wuhan Coronavirus

>> No.17697114

>>17697025
Has it spread to the mushroom kingdom yet?

>> No.17697117

>>17696921
not my favorite episode by a longshot, but npr has some great introductory stuff. A lot of the stuff we wish was taught in schools.

Planet Money, The Indicator, and for current events, Marketplace

(yes yes, biased and pandering, but they have to keep their fans donating)

>>17696963
Some folks are so blinded by your hatred for the fed and fiat... We get it! Maybe there won't be a shit backwards one day, but let's just focus on making our lives better and wallets fatter today.

>>17697025
When should I be buying my next puts? Any good or bad news you think is on the way?

I'd like to buy ferrari at the bottom, maybe some Italian food or sweets or coffee company that has an already been bought out by Nestlé. Not that I know where the bottom is.

>>17697076
Today was a good day to cover, crashes rarely go in one direction consistently. You may be playing with fire.

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Be honest anon's how far down are we going?

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>>17697017
I buy dips in my longs to reduce my share averages and tell myself it'll be ok... in 5-10 years

>> No.17697144

>>17695491
So did I, puts were on sale today.

>> No.17697147

>>17697025
>>17697083
stay safe bud
lay low, and if you start to get cabin fever, just come shitpost with us

>> No.17697173

295 koreans on remdesivir

Us dept of def is now using it for all cases in military and military families. Nit as comp care but treating as approved drug

>> No.17697174

>>17697128
i'd say 30% from peak to trough. that'll BTFO the bulls and the bears will never get their complete wipeout, and everyone will be mad.

>> No.17697183

>>17697025
>Italy’s already on its way to bankruptcy
That was happening before Coronavirus dipshit, owing 133% of your GDP in public debt in 2019 will do that.
>Posting a source of news is lying about the news
I guess they breed you guys poor and stupid in Italy.

>> No.17697198

>>17697128
All the way. If the dip was god's dick, the devil would get pregnant.

>> No.17697201

>>17697097
Market cap is way differen't but they are way different types of companies... comparing the two isn't really justifiable... LCI has revenue from selling drugs.. looks like SNSS has been getting most their cash from financing activities.. way differen't breed of stock... not sure why that guy said it's the "same thing" they're not.. i don't know much about SNSS but i've seen it climb since you started shilling it.. since they are different.. i don't think the market cap should really be comparable..

>> No.17697205

>>17697173
sauce?
specifically on the latter half?

>> No.17697210

>>17697114
Nope

>>17697117
Ferrari and Juventus are probably safe bets even for the distant future

>>17697147
Grazie

>> No.17697218

they are probably going to call this a pandemic soon

>> No.17697219

>>17697173
So they are trying to save the army bases

>> No.17697221

>>17697201
That's my point. Totally different companies, totaly different investment mindsets, both are good investments tho for diff reasons.

>> No.17697226

Together with our government and industry partners, we are progressing at almost revolutionary rates to deliver effective treatment and prevention products that will protect the citizens of the world and preserve the readiness and lethality of our service members,” Army Brig. Gen. Michael Talley, commanding general of USAMRDC and Fort Detrick, Maryland, said in a statement Tuesday.


https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2020/03/10/army-signs-agreement-with-drug-giant-gilead-on-experimental-covid-19-treatment/

>> No.17697227

>>17697128
2000-2200

>> No.17697233

>>17697174
So 2400 is your target?

>> No.17697241

>>17697219
Will probably be a lot of money for gild to scale up

>> No.17697244
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17697244

Screencap this. This is the course of the virus outside of China starting today.

>> No.17697248

>>17697233
targets are for retards. having a plan for the worst possible case scenario (50%) is for patricians

>> No.17697259

>>17697221
yeah.. this guy >>17696924 seems to be confused...

>> No.17697263

>>17697198
0.5 would be a 50% drop / crash
0.6 would be a 40% drop

>> No.17697266

Gild is also sending to uk italy and usa

>> No.17697274

>>17697244
Whose model is this?

>> No.17697286

>>17697274
It's just a run of a standard SIR model using data gleaned from the WHO and case reports. I ran it, if that's what you're asking.

>> No.17697291

>>17697274
Sir model its commonly used

>> No.17697297

thoughts on AYTU?

>> No.17697302
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>>17697210
thanks bud
keep us updated, keep yourself safe

Let us know if you think we're about to get some good or bad news. I think the ECB is gonna resort to desperate measures though...

>>17697226
AAAAAAAAAA you posted this 15 minutes after the after hours closed!! It was posted during market hours!!!!

oh well Thanks for the update.

>> No.17697308

>>17697286
>>17697291


How does that account for infection rates or quarantines? Also, Is that suggesting that 2.5 Trillion will be infected?

>> No.17697310

>>17695669
Sign says "red cups are the best cups, change my mind"

>> No.17697312

>>17697297
Risky but I'm in for 180 shares

>> No.17697316

>>17697244
https://www.kcra.com/article/world-health-organization-says-70-of-coronavirus-patients-in-china-have-recovered/31287583
?

>> No.17697317

This is going down to 2400 - 2600

>> No.17697320

>bullfags are coping and making up reasons for the market to not drop another 5%
You are fucking emotional and you will get rekt for it. Cold blood and adamantium hands or don't trade at all.

>> No.17697322

>>17697308
Its a basic model

>> No.17697323

>>17697244
explain your inputs, there have been recoveries

>> No.17697324

>>17697312
hahah, is it actually the only distributor of test kits?
that's GILD potential

>> No.17697332

HELP ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT OIL INDEX TO BUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17697335

>DIREXION ANNOUNCES REVERS SPLIT 1 to 40 FOR GUSH
https://www.benzinga.com/pressreleases/20/03/n15522054/direxion-announces-reverse-splits-of-three-etfs

OHHHHHHHHHHH BOY!!! FUCKING RIP OIL LMAO

>> No.17697336

When's the recovery coming? I lost £15k this week on equities.

>> No.17697342

>>17697332
XLE is the entire sector ETF

>> No.17697346
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>>17697308
Suggests that 2.5 trillion will be infected at the same time at the peak. The coefficients are derived from an Ro of 2.5 and a 30 day time to recovery (or death, which is treated the same since its no longer infectious.) Quarantines would decrease Ro but be unlikely to drop it below 1 (so, just shift the curves to the right.)

The point I was looking for with it was timing.

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>>17696757

>> No.17697357

>>17697336
full recovery? probably about a year

>> No.17697366
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17697366

Calls on GILD. April 17 expiry at the earliest.

>> No.17697370

Thinking of loading up on SPY calls or maybe TLT puts. Good idea or bad idea?

>> No.17697380

>>17697332
I bought DRIP since oil is RIP

>> No.17697382

>>17697324
It has exclusive rights to distribute the test kits they're using in China and SKorea. Results in 2-10 minutes. It's the test they use at drive thru testing centers in SKorea. 2-3 weeks before they take their first shipment.

This test will be absolutely critical to stopping the spread in the US. The problem is we have to rely on chinks to make it for us. And the 2 week time delay before shipment. A lot can happen.

Up 500% today. I bought in at 2.03

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17697389

Oh there were two threads again.. god fucking damnit

Either way..
>Bernie Sanders is heading back to Vermont tonight. Not the action of a confident candidate. Certainly not the sign of a winner.

>> No.17697392

>>17697346
I really wish that I had a full understanding of options but for now I am sitting on ~100k of cash waiting to buy the bottom (in what? I have no fucking idea).

Good on you for your research though.

I do feel like if it carried on that long then the deaths might just get priced in by October.
>t. my ass
who knows.

>> No.17697423

>>17697382
>This test will be absolutely critical to stopping the spread in the US. The problem is we have to rely on chinks to make it for us. And the 2 week time delay before shipment. A lot can happen.
fuck
that's unfortunate, that's tons of risk but great potential. wonder why no US company is making a test kit

>> No.17697435

>>17697323
>>17697316
Of course there have been recoveries. I'm not saying 90%+ of the world dies you illiterates.

China is entirely unreliable and I didn't even consider them in the model.

Point is the thing is going to grow like a boomer's cock when he gets off the plane to thailand and the viagra kicks in, peak sometime over the summer, then fall off as fast as the boomer's cock when he sees the feminine penis.

>>17697392
I don't want to get raped by theta before I sell. Looking to close the position mid summer, though if I get a big move before then and can sell half and let the other half ride I will.

>> No.17697438

VIRT Calls

You're welcome

>> No.17697447

>>17697389
oooooooooo
maybe I should have bought back into UNH and added instead of trimming LLY and some other pharmas

>> No.17697446

>>17697392
Buying US equities now can't be bad, are you looking for short term results you can cash out of all building a nice pot of money?

>> No.17697450

>>17697342
Do you think it's a good buy for a long term hold right now?

>> No.17697451
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17697451

>biden stomping again
dnc doesnt even have to cheat, bernie is just a shitty candidate

>> No.17697454
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17697454

From a west coast conference of docs who treated.covid in usa

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>>17693198
dont worry, saved all documents to my SanDisk Drive

>> No.17697459

>Sanders cancelled
>Coronavirus cancelled
>Recession cancelled
Bull market begins now

>> No.17697485

>>17697446
I have the 100k now in my holding account waiting to buy. I am a long term investor but if I can ride a one or more companies up from the bottom I will do that. Really considering Shell, United Airlines, Ford.

>> No.17697491

>>17697438
the fuck, why VIRT?

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>>17697459

YOU GUYS SAID THAT LAST WEEK AAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.17697509

https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/the-walt-disney-companys-2020-annual-meeting-of-shareholders/

Puts on the mouse tomorrow?

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>>17697495
oh no no no

>> No.17697515

>>17697485
I see zero case for a bottom at this point, unless the fed decides to step on its dick and try to inflate away a supply crisis.

Injecting liquidity into a market that is suffering from lost manufacturing capacity and shortages is how you get runaway inflation.

>> No.17697516

>>17697450
hard to know. i thought it was a good deal in 2016 and that didn't turn out very well. i only own broad indexes so i own some by default, but i would not suggest going all in. the banks never recovered as much as the regular s&p500 after 2008/2009.

>> No.17697523

>>17697509
It has to go down. They are delaying their movies till China is corona free. All their blockbusters will be moved to November.

>> No.17697525

>>17697423
>>17697382
>>17697324
Bill Gates has a monopoly on drive thru Corona
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/08/813501632/seattle-health-care-system-offers-drive-through-coronavirus-testing-for-workers

>> No.17697532

Did i miss the AYTU party or has it just begun?

>> No.17697543

>>17697495
You believed it?

>> No.17697545

>>17697516
I agree with this anon but being young and reckless I have put 10% of my net worth on XOM and BP

>> No.17697551

Can someone shill AYTU on wsb after we load up on calls? Thanks

>> No.17697552

>>17697523
China isn't going to stay corona free, if they ever were. Cases will be re-imported. China fucked itself hard by shutting down and getting things clamped down right before it went pandemic worldwide. Now they're starting over from the beginning with less resources.

>> No.17697553
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>>17695457

The second of the three predictions I made all last night has come true anons.
Ignore the third at your own peril.

>> No.17697562

>>17697382
What? Pretty sure Korea and China eaxh made their own test kits?

>> No.17697565

>>17695607
It's a one step forward, two steps back situation.

Every fucking day will be drop, rebound, drop, rebound.

>> No.17697566

>>17697509
Disneyland/Disneyworld employees are under strict order to not talk about or mention the virus. Nobody at the theme parks wear masks. They're trying to live the lie until the government shuts them down.

>> No.17697571

when news comes out of a major american celebrity or senator getting positive coronavirus

what are your stock market moves

>> No.17697573

>>17697551
I got you. I shilled PLUG to them

>> No.17697580

>>17697525
Based

Drive thru testing is a brilliant idea

Trump shouod shut down all wendies and make them into test labs with martial law

>> No.17697581

>>17697571
Put everything into chicken penises.

>> No.17697587

>>17696180
>NTDOY delays animal crossing console because Ching Chong factories
>Sony delays PS7 because wuflu factories
>GameStop collapses as no one visits their store
>turns out the assets on their balance sheets were wildly overvalued funkopop toys and busted up second hand consoles and controllers.
Stranger things have happened

>> No.17697594
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17697594

I'm kind of nervous, not for the state of our economy or the future president. I'm afraid of germs and this whole virus thing is just worrisome - its in the air we breathe and on the money we trade - Its going to infect everyone, there just is no way to avoid it - maybe if you live up north or live in a desolate area and are self sustaining you have a chance, but its like avoiding destiny.

I'm scared because I haven't really lived my best life yet and I don't know where I'm supposed to go or what I'm supposed to do.


I feel kind of tired bros, I think I'm going to lie down here for a while....

>> No.17697595

>>17697509
florida schools are closing so im feeling puts

>> No.17697599

>>17697511
-50 points at 8:30pest means absolutely nothing. Give it 8 more hours.

>> No.17697600

>>17697571
Not givong a fuck

>> No.17697602
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>>17697571
Invest in Zimbabwe

>> No.17697603

>>17696339
Deflation is on the table
Gold may actually be trash again, but it’s still good to have just in case.

>> No.17697604

>>17697545
at 10% i think the risk/reward is appropriate if you're younger. i own a couple MLPs in a trust for my niece and nephew and they're getting killed

>> No.17697614

>>17697594
>but its like avoiding destiny.
If its a worldwide pandemic like spanish flu there is nothing to do but eat well and get good rest. If its that bad there is nothing that can be done about it. Just relax and let it happen. Or it turns out to be just the flu and you didnt have to waste weeks being worried about anything.

>> No.17697620

>>17697599
It will be -500 by then

>> No.17697622

>>17697552
>be anon
>go to hospital with fevel and chest pain
>get diagnosed with the coronavirus
>they load your face to the surveillance system AI
>it tracks your movements for the last 15 days
>recognizes everyone you've come in contact with
>immediately messages them in wechat to report to the closest hospital available

gg, China stronk

>> No.17697624

>>17697602

i got fucked on EZA with my first ever investment durring 2008. no thanks.

>> No.17697626

>>17697603
You really think the fed is going to let the corporate junk bond bubble pop without pumping it like a cheap whore on $2 tuesdays?

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>>17697602
>Volume: -

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>>17697587
Oh I forgot, Gamestop hired former head of Nintendo of America, the legendary meme, Reggie fils Aime. Their success is all but guaranteed now.

>> No.17697643

>>17697509
They're not that expensive either

>> No.17697651

>>17696137
https://www.lepoint.fr/monde/l-armee-americaine-debarque-en-masse-en-europe-20-02-2020-2363611_24.php?fbclid=IwAR1pp9RmaHTpJks5bEMJ0FdRIkRBlCBueaB-myQJ8FQ5y0DkmZVG7GvdhCo

you know it

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>>17697595
Wouldn’t that drive up attendance from folks who think the virus is just a flu and a Democrat hoax?

>>17697594
> I'm scared because I haven't really lived my best life yet and I don't know where I'm supposed to go or what I'm supposed to do.
>I'm scared because I haven't really lived my best life yet and I don't know where I'm supposed to go or what I'm supposed to do.
X_X
Fug.
I gotta get it together and shit.

>> No.17697655

>>17697509
Be epic if the stock hit $50. It's at 109 now so this could happen if they got hammered some more.

>> No.17697672

>>17697641
brick and mortar for a digital commodity in 2020 when they've raped consumers for the past decade on trades and destroyed any brand value.

puts, puts out the ass.

>> No.17697676

>>17697641
I still don't understand why or what the fuck the plan even is

>> No.17697677

>>17697491
provide liquidity services

>> No.17697679

>>17697653
>Wouldn’t that drive up attendance from folks who think the virus is just a flu and a Democrat hoax?
That's the gamble right?
no masks at DIS tho- employees under lips sealed agreements and all that... hmmm
shareholder meetings tomorrow

>> No.17697684

>>17697594
You'll be fine mate. It literally only kills cripples and boomers.

Go buy a month's worth of food so you don't have to get out of bed when you get it.

>> No.17697696

>>17697684

Wrong: https://www.inforum.com/lifestyle/health/4991945-Minnesotas-third-coronavirus-patient-likely-exposed-from-international-travelers-health-department-says

>> No.17697715

>MBS assassinating his family member rivals while the chaos of the flucession is distracting everyone
>Putin extending the term limits as well
WOW
“Never let a good crisis go to waste”

Honestly I used to think trump might be that level of Machiavellian but he’s just kind of a drooling boomer.

>>17697679
Meh. I’ve still got one share, figured I’d add during this crash but maybe I’ll just dump it. If it’s green tomorrow.

>>17697655
You faggot. You fool. You absolute faggotfool.

It’s a Dow component. It’s not going to halve itself anytime soon over the flucession while it’s hooking everyone on baby yeed and Disney plus.

>> No.17697717

Wow fuck smg. It's literally just SNSS shill vs LCI shill.

>> No.17697721

>>17697626
Don’t know. They could try.
But it hasn’t worked so far.

>> No.17697728

>>17697717
vs? those shills are on the same side, you can see them circlejerking a few posts up

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17697729

>>17697672
>puts, puts out the ass.
Every single share is already short PLUS MORE. 112% short is absolutely insane. You would be a fool to buy puts now. This is the perfect set up for a legendary short squeeze.

>>17697676
We will wait and see April 7 when they have their earnings report.

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17697733

COME ON BOBO
I HAVE PUTS TO EXECUTE!

>> No.17697740

>no one acknowledging shills
>someone comes in and makes one post to draw attention to the shills
Fuck off
Ignore the fag shills

>> No.17697743

>>17697715
>“Never let a good crisis go to waste”
Indeed.

>Honestly I used to think trump might be that level of Machiavellian but he’s just kind of a drooling boomer.
The Donald is pretty anti-war if it can be avoided.

>> No.17697750

>>17697729
I'm going to put in $5k. I don't mind losing a bit of that if this goes to shit

>> No.17697752

>>17697696
>https://www.inforum.com/lifestyle/health/4991945-Minnesotas-third-coronavirus-patient-likely-exposed-from-international-travelers-health-department-says
Outlier.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not leaving the house for 6 months.

>>17697721
And when they try throwing liquidity into a supply shock, they'll get inflation and then some more inflation, but not in stocks or anywhere they want it to be.

>> No.17697756

>>17697715
>Honestly I used to think trump might be that level of Machiavellian but he’s just kind of a drooling boomer.
yea he aint got shit on the rest of the players on the board

>> No.17697757

pls migrate to thread already in progress

>>17693733

>>17693733

>>17693733

>>17693733

>>17693733

>> No.17697762

>>17697715
This is what Taleb meant by black swan. One bad event underestimated unravels the whole fabric. Calls on defense and government contractor stocks seem like a good idea right now.

>> No.17697772

>>17697757
both these threads have been going on for two hours faggot

>> No.17697774

>>17697728
Good point. Add in a nice swirly turd mix of "(You) plebe, the one that missed out on the great bull run of March 2020" uhhh... supply lines rekt doesn't mean anything? At least smg much better than the other threads - "How much chainfapblitzlink to put muh benis in her vageen"

>> No.17697787

>>17697641
Why would anyone want to buy used shit from GME where you have little control over the condition it's in (missing manual,missing case,disc fucked up), where you get whatever copy is on top and a limited selection at that? Or go to e-bay, see pictures of exactly what you get and knowing that it will be a perfect match to what you saw when you get it. Can't go to GME and get a copy of PS1 games. E-Bay? Hey no problem. Or if you know where to look why bother with discs or hardware when a torrent or two will set you up with all PS1/PS2 games you can play on your computer thanks to a bit of software and get a better graphical experience as a bonus.

>> No.17697798

>>17697772
Fill the other before making new.

>> No.17697814

>>17697798
they're both pretty much filled, I didn't make this one and I'm in both

>> No.17697824

>>17697750
Its not guaranteed to go up, but it doesn't seem like they are going bankrupt, especially if they hired Reggie. If they hired a board member that was good at "restructuring" then it would be dead. Reggie is a salesman, so to me thats really good news. Theres definitely big announcements coming soon.

>>17697787
Your mistake is assuming they are just going to do the same thing forever. Its clear with the hiring of Reggie that the company is headed in a new direction.

>> No.17697952

>>17696098
Brown rice actually has a much shorter shelf life, especially once it's opened. It will last longer in the fridge but that's taking up precious beer space.

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>>17697952
brown rice also take 2 to 3 times longer to cook, which might have something to do with it

>> No.17698056

I forgot the market closes at 4, not 5, so I missed out on some market buys, but I put in my limit orders for 11 oil/energy stocks that look just too juicy to ignore.

I'm going to see if I can DCA to a larger position over the next few weeks, since I get paid over the weekend. This is going to be a good year for my portfolio!

>> No.17698163

https://twitter.com/Futterish/status/1237547090110111744
Seems like they're cancelling E3

>> No.17698454

>>17698445
>>17698445
>>17698445

>> No.17698553

>>17697485

Shell sure...Ford may literally die off though dude be careful there.

>> No.17698636

>>17695558
Based