/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>>17687729
> all the important moves happen after close
fucking scam market

zoom out
This """crash""" is a big old micro-nothingburger

>>17687729
I hope we dump more.

>>17688140

>zoom out

ok now what

>>17688140
He wants you to compare it to 2008. >>17688140

Orange fat wants negative interest rates and currency devaluation on par with Zimbabwe. I've no idea how retarded you had to be to vote for this.

>>17688284
zoom out more you hysterical faggot

the up and downy scam continues to suck in dimwits

>>17687729
No shit

>>17688444
Ur really trying to convince yourself your stocky wockys will be fine. The president is pretty much crying on twitter

>>17688421
HAHAHAHA WOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THIS CLOWN? AWWW YEAH LETS JUST KEEP LOWERING INTEREST RATES AND PRINTING MONEY

>>17688421
May it be upon his own head.

>>17687729
Imagine referencing the DOW instead of the SPY . . .

>>17688572
I dont own any stocks
but I will start buying very soon because I think in terms of decades, not whats gonna happen next week

>>17688612
That's actually not so bad. What's hilarious is he was badmouthing obama for doing the same thing but to a lesser extent.

>>17687729
when will you rearded zoomers finally realise the bubble is popping . IT is unironically all over. Dow will got to pre 2008 levels

>>17687729
Are you trying to tell us that we have to open the pink wojak folder?

>>17687729
I MADE 60% on shorting twitter today! It's like crypto but for boomers.

My $34 strike price put paid off

>>17687729
Did the feds pump it yet today or are they waiting for near close?

EUROPE ALL RED, FUTURES FALLING BEARS WEERE RIGHT

>>17689364
Whelp it is that time again

Reminder that your board is retarded
We tried to warn you.

>>17689396
>flags

>>17689506

>>17688421
Leftypol/r/politics, you're retarded.

>>17688421
>Orange fat wants negative interest rates
He didn't say that, you dishonest commie faggot.

>>17687729
Why the literal fuck the opening is always dramatically different from the previous day closing?
Why the actual fuck OTC accounts for literal more than the daily activity?

>>17688421

keysian economists have been shilling for negative interest rate for decades

>>17689753
>>17689776
Nice damage control, Trump tard. Literally the worst fucking president in history. Even that nigger before him was better.

>>17688421
>american president twitting about making the population poorer by printing more money that will end in the top 1% pocket
>population just care about a fake virus with far less terrible than the flu
>population no longer remembers that their right to bear arms wasn't for shooting up your highschool, but to keep tyranny away

No idea why america never got great again duh

What's wrong with negative interest rates?

Borrow $5,000
Buy gold which pumps as savings become worthless
Sell for $10,000, pay back $4,500

This is a policy for /biz/nessmen

>>17688026
So buy or sell before close smooth brain

>>17688650
you're a biological machine prone to death and injury and decay. thinking in terms of decades is really retarded anon.

You're assuming each decade is worth the same and it's not.

let me put it in relative money terms and I apologize for dropping this massive red pill, it's so large you might have to put it up your ass to get it in you.

Imagine you're 80 years old. How much would you pay to experience it again?

0-18 = $100

18-28 = $10,000,000.00

28-38 = $20,000,000.00

38-48 = $10,000,000.00

48-58 = $5,000,00.00

58-68 = $5,000,00.00

68-78 = $100

78-88 = -$10,000.00 (kill me)


Now let's invest in a low cost meme index fund and collect it when we're 65. Meanwhile you could've lived.

>>17689831
No? The whole point of Keynes is people might choose not to spend regardless and to get growth government should spend in a downturn. The idea negative interests rates getting you growth is more of a monetarist idea.

>>17689910
gold doesnt pump during recessions

>>17689869
cope libtard hillary would have been worse

>>17689960
it does when QE5 kicks in

We are slidin' into oblivion.

>>17689970
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh......I'm still accumulating

>>17689966
I'm not libtard, dumb fucking cunt. I'm Republican.

>>17689947
Based and redpilled. I never understood how people are throwing away their 20's: go the gym, fuck stacies, surround yourself with high iq's and reach goals that make you proud of it when you are reaching your 80's. Regret is the biggest poison in life, I'm squeezing the shit out of my potential right now to be satisfied in the end.

>>17689960
This. When people lose their jobs & still have a mortgage to pay, a car loan to pay, bills/utilities to pay, groceries to buy, gas to buy, shiny rocks dont do a damn thing

Oh no, now we're only 98% up in 20 years, surely this is the end for stocks as we know it?

>>17690104
The ponzi is over

>>17688026
I don’t get it, wtf kind of kiked
market is boomer stocks? Regular
goyim cannot trade after hours but the mega kikes can do as they please?

>>17689955

Neo-keysian = keynsian+monetarism

>>17689947
>Now let's invest in a low cost meme index fund and collect it when we're 65. Meanwhile you could've lived.
I can do both you retard
it literally takes zero time out of my day to put a part of my monthly income in index funds and sit on it for the next 30 years. my bank will do it automatically for me. maybe if you faggots started reading someone who actually knows shit about investing like John Bogle you would stop panicking over every dip.

I feel like the cash I dropped on SQQQ is a waste, but if more things drop, it goes up right?

>>17690476
>Boglehead
>le reddit investor
>sit on it 30 years
>free money without doing aything

listen to yourself man. Do you really think you can give your money to your bank and they will "automatically" turn it into free money for you in 30years?

LMAO fucking wake up you idiot.

Theres ZERO. ABSOLUTELY ZERO. guarantees that past performance = future performance.

The last 30 years could be nothing like the next 30. We could very easily slip into stagflation and you will lose money and the opportunity costs of your money.

It's okay though keep giving your money to vanguard, blackrock and warren buffet. They will just keep dumping it on an already overleveraged and over-financialized system.

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holy shit I laugh when I come on /biz/

>>17690641
>t. never actually read the book
>t-t-this time it will be different
kek stay poor faggot

>>17689878
Italy here. It was all an elaborate ruse to make you disaprove of orange retard