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>>17682095
Have sex.

>>17682095
2 mons an no sekx?
larp

>>17682095
just b urself

>>17682095
milk and salty coins

relax bro

it's not about the size of the boat
it's the motion in the ocean

also sex isn't just penetration

spend some time kissing her neck
maybe lightly grip her throat with one hand

best thing to know is that she already wants to fuck you
you really can't do anything to fuck this up

>>17682095
She won't care about your dick. She plans on having sex with you, The penetration isn't what she's after, she just wants to be touched. Be sure to rub her clit while going in. hold her chin and go in for a kiss and rub her thigh.

>>17682095
>lick clit
>2-finger fingering

this will make her love u

>>17682095
Firmly shake her hand

>>17682095
Buy $SPY calls

>>17682095
drink a fucking beer before you go over there to help you relax

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>>17682148
small dicks detected

>>17682095
Dude trust me on this one: ask her to put on a blind fold and then get a vegetable like a carrot or cucumber and “fuck” her. For the money shot I recommend a bottle of mayonnaise that you can shoot over her. Then just rub one out after she’s gone.

>>17682188
checked, but really, certainly don't do this

>>17682095
>>17682148
OP, WATCH THIS VIDEO
https://youtu.be/YWi-YbTmh7c?t=334

>>17682095
Get in there and have sex

>>17682095
Work from yellow to orange and back. Use your mouth on orange and your thumbs (slow, deliberate circles) on yellow.
Fingers and mouth for red in alternation after you've covered a nice chunk of the rest. Work towards red zones from the periphery inwards.
Prioritize spots you can reach while clothed.
Don't do dirty talk if you're not good at it.

>>17682095
>we’ve been going out for 2 months and she finally
cuck

>>17682095
>going out for two months with no sex
If I’m not having sex or at least getting a bj at the third date im gone

>>17682148
micropenis cope

>>17682255
1.kissing neck(whole time)
2.thigh
3.boob
4.pussy
As said in video I posted, They'll most likely stop you. Main point is to don't act like your mad or quiet. Always be confident, don't let anything show that you are upset or phased.

>>17682095
literally have sex incel

>>17682270
I have an 5.3 inch average dick, But girls don't care if your average as long as you turn them on. They decide before they even leave the house in the morning if they are going to fuck you if you play your cards right. You aint seduce shit.

>>17682158
came here to post this

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>>17682148
> dick size doesn't matter
said no woman ever.

GOD DAMN i love having a big dick, I've been listening to coping faggots cope my whole life

>>17682255
For me its contorting your limbs around a woman like a carnivorous wasp and sucking the life out of her until you are ready to implant your seed

>>17682291
If your average it doesn't matter and like most guys it doesn't matter. If you have a micropenis it matters.

>>17682285
Girls don’t care if you’re average but they absolutely do care if you’ve got a big chungus.
Ive had girls after meeting them once want to fuck because they accidentally brushed against me and felt my love log tucked away in there

>>17682303
I'll speculate conditional agreement, depending on the grill.

But bros there is NOTHING BETTER than having a qt moan and arch as you fuck her beyond plebian levels with your naturally big dick, seriously

I'm actually not trolling OP, good luck to him he sounds like he's already got a lay in the bag. I would recommend lots of foreplay and touching, chicks dig that shit. Been married ten years.

>>17682313
Yea bigger is always better, i've never had girls complain about my average size and I make them cum. I also know that women are whores so I have no hard feelings. I'm saying being average is okay even though some are blessed.

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>>17682324
What if you have a special penis with a curve thats about 5.5 inches long? I hear girls go wild over that shit cuz it hits the spots

>>17682324
Let's hope OP is being truthful, It's one thing to be 5.5 inches it's another to be under 3 inches lol. There's always prostitutes though. OP needs to follow >>17682255 this chart. I always start with kissing the neck and then work my way up to the boob. Usually after that I'm pulling her pants off.

>>17682333
some girls cum from penetration alone but all women cum if you rub that clit and penetrate. OP needs to post victory shots

>>17682095
>I’ve never done it before
>I’m really panicking anons
pack it in bro
that erection you were hoping to attain has already punched its card and fucked off to the cottage

incel story #47373601

DNR

>>17682095
go get dick bro

>>17682095
Don't fornicate anon. Go read the Holy Bible. You can abstain from fornication anon, it's not impossible!

>>17682095
>4.8

Fucking pajeeeeeeets!!

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>>17682401
I was only joking faggots. Kek i trolled you all so hard. I’ve never even been close to having sex. Thanks anyways nerds! Hahahahaha

>>17682255
why are ears orange
>>17682263
OP isnt dating a whore

>>17682465
Your ID's different and the filename for the image you posted is an actual reddit filename from reddit. Just delete the post, Jesus

>>17682465

that's not very nice, cut it out

>>17682465
holy BASED

>>17682095
make sure to tell her about Oracles and the Nervos DAO to lull her to sleep.

>>17682465
thank god for ID's or reddit would have actually ruined the thread

>>17682095
Anon take it easy foreplay is key. Building up to it. You got to pleasure her as much as you pleasure your own dick.
I’d go down on her first a bit get that pussy nice and wet and her all excited as well as yourself. Then when you penetrate you it will be naturally lubed up.
Dont go in and out like a caveman try to have rhythm and have a finger going on her clit as well. You’ll both cum in no time.

Don’t use a condom, condoms are for faggots

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>>17682465
LMAO GOT 'EM
SEX AND WOMEN AND MEN IS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME
BASED

>>17682095
stay a virgin till you are married retard

>>17682504
Who is this? I see her in all fucking threads

>>17682964
Christine Chandler from Rucversville, Virginia.

>>17682687
Solid advice, just don't rush it and all will be fine

>>17682095
Just wear a strap on

Don't panic and don't think about sex. Women can feel desperation from a mile away. Basically don't think about it at all, just be chill and cool. If you're not gonna get laid tonight it's also not the end of the world.

OhPee, nobody gives a flying rat’s dick if you have sex or not. I’m 34 and plan on dying a virgin. Just ignore women beyond polite professionalism and you won’t have to stress over scenarios like the one your going through now.

>>17682493
kek

>>17682095
Having sex is not as great as you might think Fag

https://youtu.be/WXl9-Z9k4ac

>>17683027
based

>>17682095
>these are the white boys claiming racial superiority on the internet

>>17682095

Almost the same i got 5.5 Inch and i had sex and she didnt complain (Ons) she only wanted to get penetrated by a dick (thats what every women crave in her deepest desire) as long as your not under 6Cm hard its ok dude.

>>17682095
you gonna get corona AND aids anon
shoulda stayeda pure virgin but you threw it all away for some 30 seconds of good feelings