/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17680298
This. When oil companies start going bankrupt shit's gonna get interesting.

>>17680298
>doesn’t even know what bear trap means

>>17680318
>bull trap
oops, teh hee

DOMP
EET
AGEN

>>17680298
>THIS IS THE BIGGEST BEAR TRAP IN HISTORY

This. People who don't want to buy high have a perfect opportunity now to buy. Don't miss the chance.

>>17680315
>not being solar powered
>not owning an electric vehicle
MY TIME TO SHINE FUCKERS

>>17680298
Fuck off, I'm all in UND and unaffected. 3/12 will be glorious.

>not buying at open when futures are up then dumping at noon

>>17680331
Delete and start over
This is pathetic

>>17680298
back into LINK we go

>>17680298
I live with my uncle and his nephew, uncle is a doctor. He reckons all data from CDC and WHO and Italy indicates CV19 is quite literally looking like a chimera. He's too old and conservative to panic but after he said that I was like "wtf does that mean?"

He spent an hour telling me how virologists the world over are treating this like any common outbreak and failing primarily because this is possibly an engineered bio weapon specifically designed to larp as a common virus but hit exponentially. I'm a postgrad and I'm 40K into markets so I don't like freaking out but, I spent 3 hours researching and sourcing the other day

Not 100% convinced yet, but this isn't big if true, this is massively huge if true. Since people are resistant to conspiracy theories and the market will react like people more than like CDC/WHO would, I'm suddenly extremely bearish.

I've been making about a grand a day scalp trading these puts for the last week, and I'm still deciding if I want to be long on anything but gold any more

>>17680412
eat my cum shit balls

>>17680298
How can it be a bull trap when everything is massively down? If anything your actual headline is correct. Tard

>>17680434
even if its not true, and it is just a flu, its going to kill 15 million people
the shitstorm it will unleash has only been felt in part of the world, and we are nowhere near done

>>17680437
retard

>>17680434
Wouldn't it be easy to figure out of ot had been tampered with? I'm no expert but they have access to the things "code" or what ever surely top researches in the states wpuld suspect something?

>>17680298
I hope so

>>17680487
would they come right out and tell us if it was a chimera that was going to devastate the world?

Protip: you're an idiot if you think the answer is yes. If they knew it was tampered with, they wouldn't tell us.

>>17680458
By Kyle I grant you the rights to all my lands. We are done. Praise Jesus

>>17680515
I'd imagine their response would be a little better than what we've seen if they truly felt this was some world ending shit.

>>17680315
Bankrupting the USA's shale oil industry.

I guess we are going to see another war

>>17680556
> early stages
> entire regions of entire countries shut down
what more could they fucking do? You won't be satisfied until the media is literally screaming at people to panic.

Not that anon but this IS that serious and moderates are fags

>>17680298
Based coronavirus destroying /biz/

All we had to do was listen to this anon:

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007

>>17680667
holy shit

>>17680298
>BEAR TRAP

>>17681273
OP already said he meant bull trap

>>17680667
Okay larp but the Brazilian bat part gives it away.

>>17681273
listen, just because im retarded doesn't mean im wrong

low iq: russia mad at opec

room temp iq: russia is pricing out USA with an oil crash

galactic conqueror IQ: usa materialized an oil crash to price out russia and OPEC

the entire oil system runs on dollars. guess who can print infinite dollars, and doesnt mind going into hyper inflation because they are going there anyway? ;^)

"if i fail, others should also fail."

>>17680298
Screencaping this for the history books

>>17681601
when you do plz photoshop "bear" trap into "bull" trap :)

>>17680331
Too late faggot everyone knows you're low IQ now and anything you say in the future will be discounted as noob garbage.

>>17681645
bitch if im already posting on /biz/ how smart could I be?

>>17680331
its definitely a bull trap but OP is most certainly missing a chromosome

>>17681596
based and bigbrainpilled

>>17680667
Well shit...

>>17681755
Didnt know the rothschild family visits 4chan [archived post]

>>17680298
Me and my brother text a lot about market activity, this was a text I sent at 7:57 EST, and I stand by my predictions
> Open 3% Green
> Close 1% Green
> Red by AH or instantly with futures opening tomorrow night
People are going to remember that a payroll tax cut doesn't stop a virus, or the destruction to supply chains already done.

>>17680385
Prius gang rise up!

>>17680298
Hey tardface this is an insane opportunity to boy high dividend oil stocks like SLB and Halliburton.

Like holy shit oil crashed 30% in a day. It doesnt get better than that

>>17681822
we put my grandparent's ashes on that mountain behind the girl

that's jenny lake

>>17681755

>>17681847
Well at least she and I used to hook up.

Also, I intend to use the cash I make from buying SLB calls tomorrow to go see her again.

Not to mention, pic related is on my bucket list

>>17680667
Dude what the fuck this guy predicted it all 40 days ago

>>17681487
Then how tf did they predict Italy before a single Italian case?

>>17680603
This. If russia can sustain @ these prices, US Shale will collapse.

>>17681884
M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON M U T A T I ON

deutshbank will not survive
there will be quarantines in france, usa and germany
there wont be a vaccine until this summer

>>17682054
That's why you need to get into international oil service companies like SLB and Halliburton. Producers need their services regardless of who is doing the drilling.

>>17680667
>the WHO wants to start locking down Italian cities
OH REALLY??? IT'S THE MOTHER-FUCKING ITALIANS THAT WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SPREAD IT EVERYWHERE WAY WORSE THAN THE CHINESE. WTF HAPPENED?? FUCKING DUMB FUCK ITALIANS!!!!

>>17682080
Buy calls on DB. They will be bailed out.

Screencap this.

>>17682115
how many db calls for her

>>17682063
Shit

>>17680395
Me too. Everything hinges on that date.

>>17680434
>my dad works for nintento
back to pol you tinfoil hat wearing retard

>>17681487
he posted it the same time when the first case in italy was announced

>>17682107
The Ausfags brought covid to Colorado. Like 20 new cases in the past 3 days. All from a pack of ausniggers.

>>17680318
Remember that these are the people giving you financial advice

>>17682388
Me again. I didn't say anything like that, you fucking idiot. I literally just said a doctor I know (uncle) reckons a thing might be the case.

Faggot

>>17682537
Right, it's just your uncle is a doctor, which somehow qualifies him to see the raw covid data groups like the WHO have. Fuck off with your retarded larp, and if it's not a retarded larp, kill yourself for being so fucking retarded.

Just fucking sell. Stop with this buy the dip crap. Just fucking sell and maybe buy some canned benas and cough medicine you fucking dumbasses.

>>17680499
I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN!

>>17682712
You are one stupid piece of shit fucking idiot. I'll be over here scalping and doing well and you can just cry as your portfolio tanks, I don't give a fuck what you think you're probably a virgin I've been doing this for 15 years

Yes that's what he thinks. Why don't you cry about it fucking faggot

15 of March big dip in BTC. No cap. Sell before then. Open a short on the 14th and close it on the 16th or 17th.
On Jah you will make money.

>>17682824
Yes, that's what he thinks, BASED ON FUCKING NOTHING. Christ no one gives a shit that he's supposedly a doctor, that in absolutely no way shape or form qualifies him in anyway to comment on a virus he has not at all studied in a lab, let alone seen a fucking line of raw data on. Unlike your larp, I'll post my gains from my SPY puts that I sold today. Yeah, you can be bearish and not give a shit that some retarded anons uncle is a doctor who says stuff.

>>17680298
/pol/ fags literally think its already over. Holy shit they might as well be putting the barrel of a shotgun in there mouth.

>>17682883
what app is that?

>>17682925
RH, signing up for TD once my last positions expire over the next week.

>>17682925
b8 (You)
(its called Robbin hood if you really are a newfag)

>>17682952
I honestly took it for b8ing me into admitting I still use them, which I do for the time being. I switched to WeBull instantly once they were locked out past 10am last Monday, but it's horrible in comparison imo for the simple reason that they at the very least frown upon buying options with unclear funds. I'm sucking it up and going to be paying 65cents an option contract with TD in exchange for a competent broker.

>>17682883
> based on fucking nothing
It's not though. Not gonna answer you any more, you're clearly trolling because I didn't say anything you're implying, I'm just describing a conversation I had that led me to research an idea for myself

You're an idiot
Also
> $2,000

laugh

>>17680450
You dont know what BTC domination means?

>>17680298
Oh shut the fuck up boomer...

"The sky is falling"

Lol...god you boomers are the most weak handed, insufferable cunts.

>>17680667
The craziest thing about this is that he mentions plastics are a good industry to invest in besides biomedical. OP never even talks about oil, but obviously if oil prices are super low...then the cost to produce plastics is much lower, and theoretically those companies should profit handsomely

>>17682858
Do you think this will affect other cryptocurrencies? I'm holding a few that have pumped over the last few days when everything else is down. I feel they are more paired w dollar than BTC

>>17682224
What is expected on 12th?

>>17682910
>say in a thread on /pol/ that maybe this is a big overreaction and unless youre old as fuck, immunocompromised and dont wash your hands and make sure to see a doctor that this wont be that bad
>get called a kike shill and that its really truly fucking happening for real this time we mean it

>>17683164
> going to /pol/
> ever
lmao

>>17683164
>he tried to be the voice of reason on /pol/

>>17681596
The real answer is Sechin is a fucking retard who should've been booted years ago, this is the second fucking time he ruins our economy.

>>17680298
nice try schlomo . im not fucking selling. your scheme has already failed and you have been exposed as the parasite that you are. I have Kleros jurors analyzing the data as we speak . soon you pay for your sins against humanity

>>17680298
Is it going to get hyperinflation tier bad, or are we looking at something much worse, like hyper-deflation?

>>17683164
You knew what was coming from that shithole

>>17682988
Yes, you totes can't say what secret research your rich doctor uncle is involved in, and can't post your massive gains, because of how not larping you are, got it. Like the original anon said, my dad works for Nintendo, I can't really say much more than that though. You not realizing this is exactly what you're doing brings me back to my original point, you're fucking retarded.

>>17680298
sitting here waiting for corona to make people lost their jobs and thus pop the car loan and housing bubble. Waiting for a good short entry rn. comfy asf.

>>17682739
Only cirrect anon in this thread.
Everyone sell, calm down, get some bigmacs, then buy back at the true bottom in a month or two.

>>17683164
Nothingburgers keep shifting those posts

>>17680298
Buy at 12 AM sell before market closes. Repeat everyday yzy money.