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smart contracts maybe a big deal
A centralized json parser is not

>>17680932
Keep it in your first thread you absolute midwit faggot >>17680081

>>17680932
>REMINDER: NO ONE GIVES AN ABSOLUTE FUCK ABOUT CHAINLINK IN WORLD OF COMPUTER SCIENCE
but that's a good thing? that's why everyone here bought.
you do know you're supposed to buy things BEFORE the masse and your mum get to it, right?

>>17680932
REMINDER: NOBODY IN THE WAGON INDUSTRY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT GROUND RAILS. TALKED TO THE LOCAL STABLEMAN AND HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT A “ROAD RAIL” IS. HORSES CAN GO ANYWHERE, WHY BUILD SOMETHING THAT ONLY MOVES ON A LINE LOL.

>>17680932
that's bullish you dumb incel

>>17681927
basado

>>17681927
This desu. Op is a horseman

Reminder anyone with a passing knowledge of blockchain knew this was a bs pnd from the start

Comp sci here
Bing bing wahoo
Not the Linkerinos
Don’t buy those linkerinis
It’s a fucking scam look at my pulsating perspiring semitic forehead
Last night I ironically filmed Deshaun penetrating my wife’s anus with a baton club haha
Hey Morty my wife’s ass looks like clown’s fucking pocket it’s art lol
My wife’s fucking rectum is a post modern commentary on colonialism farting cum all over our wedding photorino
Decentralised smart contract oracles? This year for our anniversarino I filmed my wife farting pepperoni over a Wiccan effigy of Ruth Bader Ginsburg I’m a male feminist
Link is a nazi token Sergei is a NAZI
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Just watched my wife get pozzed by a viral African load it’s so beautiful when I think of the birth scene tribal African drums played at ear shattering volume vomit pouring down my lederhosen as my wife’s vagina blooms from the pozzed negroid seed ITS ENOUGH TO MAKE A MAN SICK WITH JOY HAHA
I asked doctor Shabbo about Link and he said it’s a scam and to buy XRP before delivering twin brown baby boys from my wife’s prolapsed assgina haha thanks for le gold don’t buy link

>>17682067
then why are you here reminding everbody? Are you a jew bychance?

>>17680932
That's because they won't pay attention until $50+, just like ETH. Link and UND will make me rich as balls soon.

>>17680932
i have been telling you fags for years nobody needs oracles. the reason is you can drive your own smart contracts using data signed by the source directly which is much simpler. every piece of data that is used in a contract today comes from a trusted authority. couldn't be otherwise if you think about it.

>>17680932
>NO U CAN'T MAKE MONEY WHILE I LOSE MONEY ITS NOT FAIR GIMME GIMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Decentralized json parsers
What will they think of next
decentralized libraries or something?

>>17682111
retard just buy bitcoin this is the final dip

>>17681927
based, fuck trains

>>17680932
REMINDER:
>4 billion years
>3 marketcaps

>>17682138
>retard just buy bitcoin this is the final dip

>>17681927
based

>>17680932
>years of development
>open source code
>pay to make API calls which you could get for free
>0 users
Linktards: This is bullish!

sneed

>>17683770
You've been spamming this in every thread since $1 I can't even imagine your life, it must be the worst

>>17681957
Kek

>>17681927
Kek

Rory met Steve on Grindr. You see, it's an open secret that Steve is a sissy bottom. Rory was on vacation in CA with his wife and her mongrel negro child at disneyland when Rory matched up with Steve on the gay hookup app. They were both at Disneyland that day and like the degenerate homos they were (Rory being closeted), they needed to hook up in a public bathroom or behind a bush somewhere. Rory found an opportunity to seperate from his wife and negro while they were waiting to get on the pirates of the carribean ride, the wait was still 30 minutes which was enough time for a quick pozzing. Rory feigned illness from the lunch they had earlier, and headed to nearest bathroom where Steve was waiting.

After bottoming out inside Steve inside the main stall, Rory pulled out his iphone and looked at his blockfolio. Steve noticed this and asked him about his holdings. After Rory mentioned NXT, Steve told him his "thick daddy" helped create NXT. Rory was exstatic, and flew out to New York the next day to meet Steve's thick daddy, Sergey.

Realize how early we are and compare the price chart to this graph

>>17681927
basao y rojopillao i know a compadre when i see juan

>>17683795
COPE nobody gives a fuck about chainshit

Professional companies don't have code monkey pajeets that need stackoverflow.

>>17681927
Nice analogy, except chainlink is literally the turds that come out from that horse's anus.