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17679423 No.17679423 [Reply] [Original]

Dow futures are up 500 points faggot
This is the bottom
buy the fucking dip
Buy the fuuucking diiip
THIS IS THE BOTTOM

>> No.17679434

>>17679423
>Dow futures
how do this work? time travel?

>> No.17679452

>>17679434
Here you go
https://m.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

>> No.17679481

>>17679452
Look like they’re trending down to me

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17679532

>>17679481
the fed will save the market
Trust in the plan bros

>> No.17679680

>>17679423
I’d put $20 into a smart contract bet that says we open lower tomorrow and breakers hit again at some point

>> No.17679685

>>17679423
nice try jpow. fuck youreself

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17679695

>>17679423
how do I invest after market hours fren

>> No.17680735

>>17679532
Banks in emerging markets will go belly up, the fed will try to buy up more securities, and then something will happen.

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>>17679423

OP, i'm going to warn you, but you already know. This is not the dip. I repeat, this is not the dip. Bear > Bull, believe it or don't, you'll see tomorrow morning.