/biz/ - Business & Finance

TAKING BETS MARKET WILL CLOSE ALL DAY

fed will pump it green.

It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up
It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up

RIP guys this stock market thing was fun

IM SCARED BROS

suggestion for thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbki9gGbX1o

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'd post pics of cnbc but watching it in bed

Yo!

DING DING DING

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

I'M ALL IN , I BOUGHT THE DIP AAAAHH IF I STOP REPLYING I KMS'd

LOVE IT WHEN RH DEVALUES EVERYTHING TO 0

Buy dividend stocks.

IT ENDS NOW

Good luck surviving the raiding parties and plague infected, hope you got a gun.

Lol so what happens if we are already down 7 percent in fucking premarket

fuck thread is here

>>17660309
>>17660309
>>17660309

Tfw sold last Monday.

See you lads at the bottom

>>17660509
Just perfect, like how I see the stock market now and forever. BEAR GANG BEAR BEAR GANG

I don't even own stocks, I'm just posting in historic thread.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

jfc my account is changing 1000% every fucking second. That's 1000% my account value.

https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures is down?

spy, dia, russel, nasdaq got halted

A

why can't i delete my fucking thread

TRADING HALTED

>>17660715
My stocks tank:
>lel welcome to the market noob
Market tanks:
>NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT
Faggotry

>>17660751
kek, what was that? 2 minutes in?

>>17660547
green ID confirms
my red ID confirms the largest crash in history 3 months from now

I want to get into the stock market. Is this a good moment for doing so?

nigger

SORRY POOLS CLOSED, NO MORE TRADING

STOP SELLING

Don’t be a nigger!

IT FUCKING HALTED BRO
LET ME SELL

HAAAAAAAAAALLLTTTT NICE FUCKING CAPITALISM YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOT BOOMERS FUCKKKK YOUUUUUU DIEEEEEEEEEE

>>17660773
You can buy the dip right now so yes

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

PPG is stepping in at 3:25
buy the dip

-40% major indexes by end of week

dunno why you guys are concerned, just hodl your index trackers

>>17660732
AA

>German broker won't let me short the US market since EU open
lucky burgers

>>17660845
LOL

>>17660828
What do I buy?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NONONONONONOBONONONONONO ONONLNONONO ONONO ONONONL ONL NONOBONONOONNPNOONOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAGHAAHAAAAA

I MANAGED TO ORDER 4 DRIP and 40 TMF BEFORE IT CLOSED.
DRIP UP OVER 100%

everything is halted holy fuck

>>17660548
It's dead

>Ooh

>>17660839
I'm ok with that.
Why a slow bleed recession when you can stuff it all into a single week?

bros wtf? did trading REALLY halt within 10 minutes of open? HOLY SHIT WTF

>>17660828
>implying this is the bottom

>>17660614
Wasn't that nice of them I watch my account go from 1k to 8k to $43

>>17660914
Its 1929 all over again lad. Prepare your ass to live in Hooverville 2.0

100% portfolio in puts and donnie just flipped the kill switch.

>>17660914
What, really?

where do i watch this live? spoonfed a newfag

RED EVERYWHERE, HAHAHAHA

SO IT BEGINS..

>>17660633
Checkd and gunpilled

>>17660828
Okay then. What should I invest in?

>>17660914
OOO MMMM MFFFF GGGGGGGGgg

RIP ALL ASSET CLASSES. BEAR'S WIN.

>>17660547
Pom Peet

Anyone know how non-Americans can trade options?

BOBOBROS WE FUCKING DID IT, NOW LETS LIQUIDATE THESE RETARDED BULLFAGS ONE BY ONE UNTIL ALL WE TASTE IS TEARS

I KNOW, I'VE LET YOU DOWN
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>DUMP IT

Don't give me those puppy eyes, just be a good bull and get in the bag.

>>17661001
based fuck bulls

ATTENTION GAMERS: BULLS ARE RETARDED NIGGER FAGGOTS

RH IS ABOUT TO FUCK ME FOR $2,000 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LET ME SELL

>>17660666
Checkd Satan

>The bear will leave it's cave forever

I’m getting January 2018 bitcoin vibes bros...

Does anyone know if this is a world record first breaker? Seems like a pretty good speedrun

DUMP IT
DUMP IT ALL

Jeromie gonna give me the circuit breaker today POG CHAMP MY NIGGAS

SITTING FUCKING PRETTY!!!
WHO ON THIS JET!!?!?!?!?

>>17661019
>$2000
YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD BRO@\

What's her name?

were about to hit great depression levels

hope you bought toilet paper anon

>>17660994
Depends on the country. Unironically look for your local personal-finance subreddit, you should find answers.

When does trading begin again

>Sunday International WAHMEN's day
>Monday market collapse.

>>17661009
i was getting ready to post this image

up 1600% on those puts

Eurozone getting even worse.

WE'RE ALL FUCKED
TIME TO PANIC

>when your golden bull is so fragile you need to pull a Xi Ping Pong to stop your BOTS from dumping your entire economy

>>17661037
I will be if I can sell

>>17660804
funny

>>17661037
Baby gains here.

CMON FED PUMP IT I NEED A CHEAPER SQQQ

bloomberg stream expired, anyone got an alternative?

Oh no we're back to 2019 price it's the end of the world.
Oh no only triple the 2008 level what are we gonna do.

>>17661052
9:49 ET

MY PUTS WERE ALL GOING UP WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HALT THE MARKET MY ORDER FOR PUTS ON CARNIVAL DIDNT EVEN GO THROUGH WHO THE FUCK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS REEEEEEEEEEE

>>17661052
Like 5 minutes.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DIP BRO!!!!!

I TOLD YOU DOG!!!!!!

Imagine the smell

im going to cry

time to buy lads

>>17660509
When does trading resume?

>>17661042

I can't rememeber, she's on Fox Business.

>tfw you sold your puts for a profit last week instead of a MASSIVE profit this week

Guys, why aren't bio stocks updating? They've been frozen for 10 min and I cant sell

I've never been happier in my entire life and this is only the start.

SECOND OPENING

HALT LEVELS FOR TODAY

LEVEL ONE - 7 %
LEVEL TWO - 13%
LEVEL THREE -20 %

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTelnNmRUH0

Lol niggas this is nothing, we only went back 1 year.
The real thing is yet to come.

Also, remeber this edition you negro's?

>but who could've ever known this was gonna happen reeeeeeeee

All memes aside, is the market going to rebound in a couple months like they’ve been saying?

How long are they shutting this shit down

>>17661097
Never. The Stock Market is finally over.

>>17661104
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>17661082
Lol fucking bulls
Cope

MANDATORY LISTENING FOR BULLS AND BEARS ALIKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypHZ_iKBcoo&t=1254s

Who else is long on canned soup and toilet paper?

>>17661042
she goes by mommy

How does the Fed even stop this?
Is it even possible?

>>17661077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

>>17661104

Day of the pillow now!

Fed still have some ammo left and pray to God/s it will be enough to save the entire market.

Do I go get gas for my car now? Yes or no

>>17661089
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>>17661087
Same bro. My 2000 in puts jumped to 8k and then it went flat. Fuck these boomers

>panic selling
>-7% on open
>everything falls
>everyone thinks it will fall even more
time to buy?

DEFEND THE ORANGE NOW YOU FAGS
I DARE YOU DEFEND THE BUFFON NOW!!!!!!!!!

>>17661100
>he doesn't know

>>17661100
Shit has been halted nigga

WE FALL

this smg thread is too fast, we need 2 at the same time btw

only bought 3 puts at the time because it was fucking illiquid and the spread was high.. but i knew i was right.
FUCK AJG
FUCK BULLS

WHEN DOES IT OPEN AGAIN

>>17661097
9:49 EST

>>17661109

all depends on how long it takes for covid19 to end and how bad it gets. When travel drops in such large numbers globally and millions are being quarantined shit gets bad.

>>17661115
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

I don't even care about stocks. I just like seeing the red numbers get bigger.

>>17661109
No. It falls and stays there forever. We are finished as a race.

>>17661135
nah bro gas is going to be $1.50 everywhere except California, Hawaii and Alaska in a week

WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49


WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49
WE RESUME AT 9:49

This is incredible. I'm glad I could be here to experience this with you all. Godspeed, you degenerate gamblers.

we stomnks now fugg :-DDD

>>17661135
Yes, because soon it won't be available.

Looks like I might get my cheapies after all

>>17661134
>believing in Fed

>>17661142
youre right its trumps fault china is a shithole and the saudis are drowning the world in oil in response to russia

>>17661086
Bless

holy shit I started trading this year and am already witnessing history

3 MINUTES

Can someone explain how circuit breakers actually help? the 15 minute ones i mean

>>17660981
Safe stuff like Microsoft and Apple

anyone have a link to like a NYSE live stream?

>>17661149
fuck LINK
fuck BSV
this is a PUT board now

BUY THE DIP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17661164
You and every other bearfag that posts here.

>>17660978
Based

Weimar times call for German guns... bring out the Mausers kamraden

dead cat bounce confirmed

>>17661183
Never a dull moment on the markets. I've only got pocket change in this and it's still fucking hilarious.

>>17661042
Who is this foxy pulchritudinous cutie?

Whoopsie we lost all your money

Brazil down 10% now kek

I have a march 26 sqqq 26 call

>>17661189
prevent panic selling

how many prop shops and hedge funds get liquidated today?

>>17661201
yeah we confirmed that for you a week ago

>>17661153
2 MINUTES

Bros no cap.
Is this Black Monday 2.0????
I've never seen this shit happen, on god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exbmO1uDMbM

BITCOIN FAGGITS HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT

>>17661176
Same, I can't wait

IT'S NOT-IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN!! AHHHHHHH

>>17661168
>>17661174
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want every smug retard bull from last week to kill themselves. I want you to realize how low IQ and worthless you are. Do it, get a gun and blow your fucking brains out.

>>17661189
stops the bots from shitting themselves completely

Tfw theres no way in hell Badumpf is gonna get elected after Black Monday 2.0

crash you fucking bastard CRASH what are the second and third circuit breakers? i'm new to this.

haha oh f if cf

>>17660509
>slaps your gf ass
what do, /biz/?

>>17661166
I said all memes aside retard

>He bawt zee dip?
>Domp eet

>>17661134
>unironically believing in the feds

HOLY SGIT

>>17661206

ITT we workshop names for this depression.

>The 8 minute crash of 2020
>The Great Flash Crash
>Wuhan Plague Crash

Are we reaching level 2 lads?

JUMP YOU FUCKERS
>JUMP YOU FUCKERS
JUMP YOU FUCKERS
>JUMP YOU FUCKERS

Biggest oil crash since 1991. Has nothing to do with the virus its a cover up

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

>>17661118
believe it or not I bought sub 10k with my first pay

>>17661201
nice katjonak ivan

>>17661238
nice

Trips get

Stabilize or Breaker #2
Place your bets

>>17660509

DUMP IT

DUMP IT

DUMP IT


DUMP IT

DUMP IT

Robinhood shows all options as worth 0.01 when trading is halted. And NYSE thinks halting trading won't cause panic.

>>17661233
BASED

>>17661189
Keeps people from killing themselves when it drops 20% all at once

It is supposed to be a time for traders to collect themselves

>>17661253
The virus will turn a dip into a doomp.

>>17660509
FEAR PANIC FEAR PANIC FEAR PANIC
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH hope corona chan doesnt make me starve to death though

>>17661220
I saw it in 2008 but I was 17.

This is more fun IMO because of social media. You can see the panic in real time.

>>17661134
>pray to God/s it will be enough to save the entire market.
what do you mean "save"

>>17661206
Imagine not leaving Robinhood immediately after what happened last time

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT
GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT
GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT
GUSH IS ONE FUCKING DOLLAR RED FUCKING ALERT

>>17661236
13% is the second breaker and if we hit a third breaker at 20% this general will commit mass suicide

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17661134
>Fed still have some ammo left
Ha... haha.... hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

we back

>>17661248
>The Asian Driver

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If this financial crisis could really pop off that would be great, I would like to quit waging ASAP.

What is this pattern called?

>>17661258
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


nice

Just a standard correction

Inverse Oil ETF bros where you at (OILD, DRIP, and DWT)? Are we boned if oil doesn't collapse to 10 a barrel further by the end of the day?

>>17661236
down 7% on the S&P, close for 15 minutes

down 15% on the S&P, close for 15 minutes

down 20% on the S&P, close for the day

A FUCKING BAT LMAO

>>17661253
This.

>wow we had a breather at least it will be stable now
>3...2...1
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Guys what the fuck... I just want to buy, open the fucking market already.

OPEN AND THE CRASH CONTINUES

UP UP SPXU
UP UP SPXU

omg fuck me

Literally a nothing burger zzzzzzz

hold me guys im scared

>>17661253
Virus hits oil demand, dumb dumb.

RESTART YOUR ENGINES LADS

>>17661220
>I've never seen this shit happen, on god.

I was overseas in 2008 and watched the news from a tent, but wasn't exposed to the market so it was just a curiosity
I was a kid during 9/11
This is great, I'm finally in the shit and making a bit of money due to my SQQQ and other inverse ETFs
this is historical

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN,
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.
I THOUGHT THAT I COULD LIVE FOR NO ONE ELSE,
BUT NOW, THROUGH ALL THE HURT AND PAIN,
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RESPECT.
THE ONES YOU LOVE MEAN MORE THAN ANYTHING.
SO WITH SADNESS IN MY HEART,
I FEEL THE BEST THING I COULD DO,
IS END IT ALL, AND LEAVE FOREVER.
WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, IT FEELS SO BAD,
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD.
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
MY WORLD IS ENDING.
I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME,
'CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE.
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE.
I KNOW WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST,
YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE.
BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.
IN MY HEART OF HEARTS,
I KNOW THAT I COULD NEVER LOVE AGAIN.
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING... EVERYTHING...
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME MATTERS IN THIS WORLD.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN.
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING,
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN.

>>17661248
The 1 Minute Crash followed by the Covid 19minute crash.

>>17661253
Its a 1-2 punch.

Pandemic-Panic set the stage the Oil shock knocked it down.

> dow joans futures at -1884
good god

DOWN 2000 POINTS
>DOWN 2000 POINTS
DOWN 2000 POINTS
>DOWN 2000 POINTS
DOWN 2000 POINTS
>DOWN 2000 POINTS
DOWN 2000 POINTS
>DOWN 2000 POINTS
DOWN 2000 POINTS
>DOWN 2000 POINTS

>>17661279
>>17661292
thanks bros. lets fucking crash.

all this volatility makes it a good time to sell some cash covered puts, don't you think?

I am financially ruined

>>17661293

I SEE IT THE CORONA BAT IS SPELLING DOOM FOR ALL

>>17661288
Hangman

The pump it and dump it

SHOW
ME
THE
THIRTY

SPX -7.36%

SPX -7.36%

SPX -7.36%

SPX -7.36%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>FED WILL ANNOUNCE NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES TOMORROW.
Screencap this

NOOOOOO GOD NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17661288
Checked

1930s all over again pattern

Welcome to Weimerica

>>17661248
COVID Collapse

TRADING RESUMED SP500

Only one thing left to do anons

HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP NIGGERS

>>17661288
Pump & Dump

Get ready friends

We reaching level 2 or nah?

GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
MY EXITS ARE GETTING HIT
HOW AM I MAKING MONEY IN THIS MARKET?!?!
I SHOULD BE DOWN SO MUCH AS A PREMIUM SELLER!!!!

My wife just asked for a divorce

>>17661224
Hahaha you fucking idiot!

God damn put prices are fucking astronomical right now

We ded lads :D

WHY ARE ONLY SOME OF MY PUT OPTIONS BEING DISPLAYEDDDD

-2000!!!!!!!!!

Pump it

>>17661348
Trumpville incoming.

STOP SELLING

IT'S JUST A FLU

WE HAVE IT CONTAINED

>>17661328
is this a record point loss even with the slaughterhouse from last week? Jesus. why even have a 401(k)?

>mfw

>>17661142
Explain how a virus crashing the entire world's markets was Trump's doing

>>17661248
>The 8 minute crash of 2020
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Did that guy that bet on gold really make over a billion dollars now?

>>17661293
>this is due to corona
This is Russia's decision to go to war on US shale.

WHO ELSE COUNTING THEIR TENDIES FROM BEING SHORT

>>17660509
TWO THOUSAND POINTS!!!!!!!!!!

Wouldn't be surprised if all the volatility shorts blow up and the S&P goes down 20% in a session.

>>17661373
you should have gotten out earlier, WIFE is down 20%

IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER

Where can you see the cash balance of TQQQ? I keep seeing people say it could get liquidated, but I can't find where to look at the cash balance.

>>17661366
Probably not but I hope so

>>17661349

I'm gonna use this.

>>17661275
DAK DAK DAK

Is it happening?

Wtf a dip just flew over my house

wtf i hate corona-chan now

what the fuck happened to my XOM puts

>>17660509


oh great corona-chan please turn me into a weapon of mass-destruction, so that i can spread your blessings to the unbelievers

I'm glad I put all my bitcoin into real estate.

Is the VIX index not even updating?

>>17661373
That's good right? You guys don't have any kids do you?

Oh shit guys were back! It's pumping! BUY BUY BUY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MOMMY HELP ME
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17661326
oh fuck i'm retarded, i thought i was looking at futures
OH MY GOD

seriously we need several /smg/ threads when volatility is high

FFFUUUCCKK YOU CNBC!
I INVESTED ALL MY SPARE CASH IN JANUARY BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT LIES

WHERE IS THE FLOOR

THE SECOND DIVE HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELP IS ANYONE ROBINHOOD NOT SEEING THE TRUE VALUE OF THEIR OPTIONS???

GET READY TO SUCK COCKS FOR CASH IN DIRTY ALLEYWAYS AND LIVE IN A SHARED KEKSH3D FOR THE FORSEEABLE FUTURE MILLENIZOOMERS

>sold my vix position
AHAHAH I MADE ALL THE MONEY I HAD LOST UNTIL NOW AND SOME MORE GET FUCKED BULLS I'M CLOSING THIS ONLINE CASINO ACCOUNT AND NEVER COMING BACK

>>17661419
I don't take it seriously until people are jumping from highrises.

I caught a falling knife

bought
AMZN @ 2000
GOOG @ 1320
SPY @ 309

Do I panic sell and try to rebuy lower or should I just be like one of those people who bought in 2008 and ended up as a 5 year bagholder?

Halliburton down 31%

>>17661366
No fucking way it goes that low in one day

>>17661441
YOU LITERALLY BOUGHT THEIR BAGS AS THEY WERE UNLOADING LMFAO

>>17661177
>>17661245
>>17661275
>>17661281
Fed would probably dispatch dozens of helicopters to airdrop billions of dollars on WS. I'm not kidding, if it's an emergency then they will do whatever they can to fix the mess created by China, Russia, and those Arab traitors.

Thank god for internet, the apocalypse is going to be comfy at least

THE PUMP IS ON

>>17661428
/vx the futures are dropping rn

>>17661407
What site is that?

My broker crashed.

All done trading. Closed all shorts, TZA SQQQ, bought into my favorites. I'm done.

Made the short
Made the flip to long

Now I relax and wait a year or two maybe.
Good luck all

i wish i knew how to short

>>17661395
He could've responded earlier and not downplayed it before it actually got here. As well as generally fueling this bubble.

>>17661399
This, damn Russians and saudis.

>>17661407
>that disgusting green square

ROBINHOOD WON'T LET ME SELL REEEEEEEEEEE

I guess I am on RH so I don't deserve to make money ever...fuck

>>17661248
Level 1 limit break.

>>17661401
BUT WAIT. WE'RE NOT STOPPING THERE FOLKS
WE CAN GO ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>17661410
it will get stopped before that happens
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>>17661441
They pump out new shit every day, never listen to the MSM when it comes to investing.

>can't close because option valuation is completely fucked
fuck this FUCKING market

A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
>A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
>A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
>A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
>A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
>A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
>A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET
>A LOT OF STOCKS HAVEN'T REOPENED YET

>>17661407
Who is that little green motherfucker on the top right?

One bat > bulls

PUMP TIME

>>17661291
All I know is that I should have bought more DWT. Fuck the oil industry.

>>17661443
This is a bottomless pit. Surrender to the abyss anon

>*DAB* *DAB* *DAB* *DAB* *DAB* *DAB* *DAB*

FUCK THEM CORONA-CHAN

>This happens
>unemployed
>no money to spend to make more money
>going to be unemployed for years now it seems
Worst possible time

>>17661407
lol whos dat green nibba

UUUHHHHH

>above minus 7%

HAPPENING CANCELLED FOLKS, BACK INTO YOUR WAGIE CAGE

>>17661395
>Leader of world's largest economy shows up at the CDC like a Kim Jung Un photo-op, acting unhinged, claiming to be a medical savant, rambling, calling his response "perfect, just like the call" and otherwise acting like a complete retard.

>he didn't buy the dip because of /cvg/ leaking on /biz/

>>17661454
SELLL SELLL SELLL
THIS IS NOT THE BOTTOM. NOT EVEN CLOSE TO IT.

whys is going up

ITS OVER

I JUST DUMPED LITERALLY EVERYTHING

>>17661459
>mess created by everybody except wall street, the fed, cheap credit and endless speculation
It's amazing how incapable certain people are of recognizing their faults.

THE HAPPENING IS NOW

ROBINHOOD WON'T LET ME BUY REEEEEEEEEEE

It was a fun trading experience.

I'm now no options 100% long.

YUH

>>17661441

don't worry, the stock market has a safety feature called a "circuit breaker".

the stock market actually SHUTS DOWN if the price goes down too much (over 20% lol)

lol it shuts down... lol

it shuts down

>Average Joe’s not allowed to sell before the big boys unload

Sorry lads
Technical difficulties

Robinhood fags on suicide watch

>>17661504
Insolvency Lawyers

NEW

>>17661529
>>17661529
>>17661529

NEW

>>17661529
>>17661529
>>17661529

my boys, don't forget to buy far out calls

>>17661485
>>17661492
>>17661493
>>17661502
>>17661501
>>17661507
LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There it is, VIX 60+

>>17661518
>He lacks critical information.

SCARED MONEY DON"T MAKE MONEY

>>17661454
Sorry Fren. Hope you have some working years ahead of you.

STOP PUMPING YOU FUCKING JEWS

>>17661508

as if man coronavirus isnt' going away yet.

IG IS DOWN.
FUCK FUCK FUCK

1777

KEK IS WITH US

GOD I FUCKING HATE ROBINHOOD

PEOPLE ARE BUYING THE DIP
PEOPLE ARE BUYING THE DIP
PEOPLE ARE BUYING THE DIP
PEOPLE ARE BUYING THE DIP
PEOPLE ARE BUYING THE DIP

Get some cheapies you retards, this is a once in a lifetime event

VIX JUST BROKE 60
HIGHEST RECORDED VALUE, HIGHER THAN 2008

>>17661518
Fed and God only knows who else is trying to pump the markets and staunch the bleeding

>>17661454
Join the bagholder club, frendo. Keep accumulating cheapies to offset your losses long term.

>>17661473
>my broker
It’s an app. You don’t have a broker, amateur

>>17661395
Trump's inept managment of Corona has caused mass panic and as a result there are massive shocks demand side.

How will trump spin this

>>17661456
Pioneer Natural Resources (PXD) down 31%

WE WUZ BULLZZ N SHIEEEET!!!!

We're the big pump.

SPY PUMPING
THE FED HAS ARRIVED

>>17661307
Yeah, Russia's decision to go to war with US shale has nothing to do with it.

Fastest /smg/ thread ever?

I can't even buy puts right now the spreads are nonsense

>>17661509
Kim jong handled it good tho, shot the one corona patient dead on site and closed borders 100%

>>17661395
>didn't immediately halt flights from china
>flights are still coming through with a simple thermometer test + "are you sick?" question
>the cruise ship in san fran
>only 1500 americans tested for the virus as of sunday

It's fucking embarrassing. Expect the entire country to be infected by summer.

IM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FINISHED ANON!

THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
>THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
>THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
>THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
>THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP
>THE GOYIM ARE BUYING THE DIP

>>17661499
Your telling me I just bought it today in premarket so I'm down already and same for OILD. DRIP is the only premarket purchase treating me right but the other are screwing me.

This pump is going to fucking fall hard. -10% before 12.

>>17661540
Marx said this shit 180 years ago. Read "capital" lad.

>>17661622
expect hospitals to be full in 2 months and the death rate spikes

>>17661579

>>17661288
Unit impulse

>>17661622
Whose says it hasn't and maybe we are just putting on a security theater as not to cause a massive panic that will see the end of the us.

>Crude oil down 45%
In theory. If I buy crude futures now, will I get a 50% ROI in a couple years?

>>17661468
https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=sec_all

It's crabbing. I just sold out of my short positions and picked up some NVDA for cheap. I'll sell again though later today, no fucking way am I holding overnight.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

INVESTING . COM JUST WENT DOWN
HOW THE FUCK DO I SEE THIS SHIT AS A NON TRADER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2iT5WGFOmg

LEVEL 2 CIRCUIT BREAKER HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17661699
It depends if you are boss enough to do it

>>17661593
We are only as low as 2017 another week like this and all the gains from Trump's election will be wiped out

GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD
GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD
GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD
GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD
GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD
GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD
GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD
GUSH IS DEAD
>GUSH IS DEAD

>>17661454
either hold it until tomorrow or wednesday, or hold 2+ years. This market could bounce back pretty fast, as long as it doesn't get gutted too much.

ALL OF MY ORDERS ARE STUCK IN PENDING FROM BEFORE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD

>>17661407
Tell us breh. Who's that green motherfucker?! I want it.

SUPPORT THE RALLY YOU FAGS
THE MARKET ALWAYS WINS BABY

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>17661373
Nice one lad. One less mouth to feed in the hungry times, one less viral vector to infect you. Congratulations, you are safer now.

WHAT THE FUCK I CAN"T DUMP MY GOLD PUTS TO BUY THIS FUCKING DIP!!! WHAT KIND OF DOG FACED PONY SOLDIER SHIT IS THIS?

>>17661716
tradingview

>>17661248
the twenty twenty twenty

LET IT CRASH, WE DESERVE IT FOR OUR SINFUL WAYS

>>17661518
feds buying all the bags

>>17661817
>tradingview also down
biblical

>>17661447
SHIT PROBABLY CRASHED AGAIN IM STILL MOVING MY MONEY TO TOS AAAAAAAAAAA

>not being deep into TVIX
lmaoing

>>17661373
In times of crisis, sacrifices need to be made anon

>>17661564
>staunch

NOOOOOooooooo

WHY IS DRIP DROPPING AAAAA

>>17661829
Easy 8% made off the rebound
Bought AMD on an EU exchange when US was halted for 37 EUR and sold back for 40. Now it's back to 39

>>17661916
Fuck if I know man, I got in at 570 i'm being dicked by all my inverse oil etfs.

>>17661956
Didn't mean to quote

I am only down 2% today anons what do?

>>17661988
Load it all into options

>>17661579
lol jeez thats a sad account value

Fuck you robinhood AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17662018
this