/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17659157
I couldn’t attend although I wanted to, how is it fren?

>>17659168
Doesn't start til 1 fren

>>17659157
>going up NORF
>ever

no thanks.

>>17659207
Was a fair drive

>>17659157
>Durham
I'm standing behind you op watching you typing that shit. I'm wearing a white shirt

>>17659157
See you at the post talk klute party mate

Fucking Durrrham right guy? A woman in a red dress whose arms bend back right? She whispered the name of the killer to me but I woke up.
Anyway op I'm stalking you now you might not notice me now I've changed my shirt

>>17659257
I’m starting to be glad I did not attend this event lmao

>>17659157
Also as this is an event attending bizrelli event, anyone holding more than 10k link?

>>17659330
I have 2k, nu linker scum i know

>>17659157
Brilliant idea to risk the health and wellbeing of Wolpert and Linkpool Jonny.

Shocking

Code red code red we have a superspreader alert. RED ALERT CODE RED WE HAVE A SUPER SPREADER AN ASIAN GENTLEMAN IS LICKING THE DOOR HANDLES WASH YOUR HANDS IF YOU TOUCH A DOOR HANDLE AT DURHAM THAT IS ALL THANK YOU

>tfw wen no big macs

>>17659555
I am devastated, is he even coming??

>>17659555
>pizza
>durham
>digits

>>17659484

if only toastertecc was there licking the door handles

>>17659555
Checked.
Ahem brother we'll be glad if we survived this event. Thomas told us in slack Sergey personally invited member of the Korean Death Cult to spite discord trannies. Sergey praises their decentralized corona virus that has crumbled the global economy in ways he couldn't have done.

>>17659157
>Chainlink conference starts the exact minute the stock market opens

what did sergey mean by this

>>17659157
Shhh. Keep LINK a secret for now

>>17659640
It's called a pump and dump kid. Do you need the pasta? Fucking hell kikes and such

>>17659330

Im here. 52k. Ico & ED

>>17659671
They say he has to lie down to pee because that's the only way he can get it in his mouth.

>>17659652
Muh stealth faggot. Kys and back to discord magic numbers. Sergey has the korean death cult now and they have personally infected the korean government and now they will reap havoc in Durrrrham

>>17659682
>ED
I'm sorry bro, maybe when link moons you can get it fixed

>>17659682
If I beat you in an arm wrestle you have to give me half, only fair>>17659683

>>17659640
at least he knows his audience
fucking NEETville

>>17659682
Post shoe on head or else we will donate linkies if and only if you put a sharpie in pooper

>>17659671
nah man the good stuff isn't till the end
>1715 - 1800: Ian Keane and Joost Volker from Oracle

>>17659720
Do not barter with me, gypsy.

>>17659732
Before that there's the talk about the Baseline protocol (Microsoft, EY, AMD, ...) and there's a guy from Digital Asset too.

>>17659732
I work nights at the morgue I have to get some sleep.

Looks like a bart down to Oblivion just like the rest of this bs. Buy toilet paper because arseholes need wiping a mutts arseholes burn if they touch water

>>17659746

Wtf is wrong with bong faggots? I don't understand any of the shit you are saying and it's not offensive at all.

>>17659746
Digital asshats will just try and sell you shares in a ponzi scheme guaranteed

>>17659812
You can't even hear the Big Ben from Durham wtf how do I tell the time?

>>17659812
Keeps dafty foreigners from knowing what we're nattering on about, like you know?

>>17659919
For the love of god will someone tackle that korean gentleman licking all the door knobs????

>>17659800
>1440 - 1500: Mainnet 2020: The Magic Bus is Rolling by John Wolpert from ConsenSys

BREAKING: Authorities in Durham UK have released a CCTV still of a man they say entered China’s National Biosafety Laboratory in Wuhan during the early hours of 29th Dec and are seeking to identify him

Sources are naming him as a wanted Mongolian separatist, Sa Mu-Hai.

>>17660002
He can't keep getting away with it.

Is this going to be good for Link? Is this the same talk he’s given for forever?

>>17659157
I just know someone on stage will coof slightly, and biz will use it for the next round of fud, starring carona Sergey.

>>17659157
>>17659993
>>17660002
>>17660036
>>17660104
>>17660321
>3 years
>$4billion marketcap
>0 users
>0 decentralized oracles
>Linkers: This is bullish!

>>17661125
>you had 3 years
>rank 11 during a bear market
>google and amd partnered
>can't answer this fud, mainnet is still a testnet
>you posted this shit in another thread today
Sorry swing linker, the price isn't going back down for you!

>>17661244
>$4billion marketcap
>0 users
>0 decentralized oracles
>Linkers: This is bullish!

conference stream link?

>>17661244
Lol where is that pleb Timo i wanna cough on him

>>17661491
Dude we're all here being anti social just shit posting. One guy is just pretending to be Adelyn by pushing the sides of his eyes out (shit was soo cash)

>>17661420
Three (3) years to buy in.

>>17661627
There's one guy running around going reeeeeeee at everything. We call him running man for short

MARINES

>>17661627
>3 years
>0 users
>Linkers: This is bullish!

>>17661765
Lol LINK has abusers not users. Even the fud is bullish for women's rights

>>17661420
> $ 4 बिलियन मार्केटकैप
> 0 उपयोगकर्ता
> 0 विकेन्द्रीकृत oracles
> लिंकर्स: यह तेजी है!

nothing ever happens

did anyone hear that guy from Oracle?

>roastie: So does Oracle own chainlink?
>Oracle Guy: No, we have integrated .. are going to integrate chainlink into our Oracle blockchain

>>17662213
lmfao that woman is so dumb

>>17659157
I'd go, but I'm cooking chicken, which I'm going to eat, after it's cooked

women are lower iq than men confirmed

>>17662213
>does oracle own this (oracle) network

if you know nothing about oracles it might be a legit question

>>17662323
why is she even there lmfao
women are just there for face value its so embarassing

Death spiral now guys I think I took too much lsd and the time lines are converging. I'll be here in the bathroom stall if anyone wants a chainlink shirt. I left the door unlocked but just knock and I'll pass it under the stall of I'm still conscious

>>17659157
2.85 EOD

>>17662349
Ummm she's one of the key speakers. What colour is her shirt?

>>17662449
Woman in front of TIMO

>>17662349
it's called diversity
the same reason why this woman is speaking right now which is still stuck on the token narrativ when the whole point of chainlink is literally moving away from tokens

>>17662488
I'm still in the bathroom but the colours here are popping mad

>>17659257

What the fuck did you mean by this?

I swear Sergey should wear a mask guys no threats but if I cough... Could be trouble

Stream here: https://www.pscp.tv/w/1nAKEdnnMVyxL

Stream is down AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17659157
when are Jonny and John presenting?

New stream link here: https://www.pscp.tv/DLTPandu/1nAKEdnnQRexL

>>17662672
John is next, Jonny is in an hour

Sell the news.

>>17662715
very nice

>>17662683
Why did he change streams?
Did he run out of tape lol?

who is this woman?

>>17659157
Send pics TheLinkMarine!

Piece of glue, THIS BITCH WILL RUIN EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEE

>>17662409
I'm coming to offer you a joint, not just because I want a shirt

Joost fuck my shit up.

>>17662917
>>17662865
Stream is down on my end.

>sergey is literally losing millions of dollars while he's in england

no no no noooooo

>>17659721
fucking kek

dubs and sergey catches corona in the next 2 weeks

Wolpert is streaming in

DADDY HAS ARRIVED BOYS

>>17662929
same it just went down for me

Chainlink can't even fill up a classroom. This is supposed to be the key to the future? I should've shorted.

>>17663019
STREAM IS DOWN FUCKKKK

>>17663025
:] you should sell immediately bro..

When stream come back

bring back the stream, someone pls

the 2nd most important speaker and it goes down, gg

>>17663230
>the 2nd most important speaker
3rd

It's over. LINK had a good run but this is the end. Sell immediately or regret it forever.

>>17663230
He wasn't going to speak for about 15 minutes when it ended.

I'm here anon. just wandering about until the technical issues are fixed

>>17663274
>I'm here anon. just wandering about until the technical issues are fixed
thanks timo...

Circuit breaker. linkers were too bullish

>>17663315
who?

WHERE'S THE STREAM, TIMO YOU FUCK

>>17663444
nothings happening rn, we're taking a break until they fix "technical issues"

>>17663464
They really haven't fixed them in 20 minutes?

>>17663464
Mossad strikes aye gain!

>>17663464
Thanks timo

>>17663495
no

>>17663533
who is that cutie on the right?

Daily reminder that fatty Timo swung his stack and got rekt.

Wolpert has hard stop coming up

anyone else doing 7 hearts

>>17663731
What else is there to do on the Draco Harvester ship?

>>17662935
Sergey has already made it many times over. The dude was cloud mining while most people were CPU mining drug money.

Is the stream not live anymore? I just wanna watch the oracle presentation

>>17662409
Thanks Thomas

SELL SELL SELL

>>17663858
>Sergey has already made it many times over. The dude was cloud mining while most people were CPU mining drug money.

sergey has been worth over 100 million
he's here for a reason
hes a driven autistic fuck
and we love him

>>17663774
based Draco

>>17659157
https://twitter.com/dltpandu?lang=en

>>17659222
It's only white on the front
(standing behind formerly white shirt guy)

>>17663559
>the absolute state of british 'cuties'

>>17664005
Look to the upper left of Aristarchus.

>>17663943
pic related is all I've been seeing

>>17659255
Classiest nightclub in the world
Does it have functioning sinks yet?

>>17664222
https://www.pscp.tv/DLTPandu/1eaKbQwwgLBxX
use this instead

>>17659555
Have to go to the arnison for bigmacs, fren

>>17664282
Lmao Wolperts stream just cut off

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CONFEFE IS DOOMED

>>17664282
thanks for the alternate but it's still hanging on connected status
still surprises me how hard it is to get live video streams set up without issues

wolpert mic cut right as he was talking about why he warmed up to chainlink. You can't make this shit up

>Wolpert starts shilling chainlink
>stream gets cut

its all so tiresome

Sell sell sell

>>17664323
>>17664325
fucking shit lol
I can't even jack into the livestream
what's going on here

Horse rimmer is up next

Overall a very cut and dry contributino by Wolpert, devoid of needless hype.

I really like Wolpert's answers these past minutes, showing how IBM had to get over some skepticism about blockchain and ETH, but in the end decided to try to make a contribution.

I particularly liked it when Wolpert said he "took a long time to warm up to Chainlink".
Shows he isn't a mindless shill jumping on bandwagons.

>>17664325
Seriously. He starts saying how skeptical he was of ChainLink and got warmed up to them and realized how great they are and boom, no attempt to make the rest of the convo happen....I literally said “we’re in a clown world” out loud

>>17664344
lol, that desktop widget showing sysinfo

I suffer from the same kind of autism

>>17664363
did he even explain what is chainlinks role in baseline protocol?

We're bleeding boys

Why did they cut John wolperts stream just as he was about to talk about chainlink? Wtf

>>17659621
>Sergey praises their decentralized corona virus that has crumbled the global economy in ways he couldn't have done
have a kek sir

>>17664457
The whole market is. LINK is one of the few that has any resistance

its crashing

>>17664456
Baseline protocol is a system that opens up ETH to enterprises.
These enterprises need external data on-chain, so Chainlink provides the oracles for that.
There was no real need to explain that, we've known this for a long time.

>>17664217
If only I was actually there, man
Instead all I can do is imagine the qt chinese students walking around wearing masks

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHR

>>17664555
>qt chinese students

>>17664625
Durham is prestigious for some reason, there's some actual qt's come here

>>17664555
Go to Klute and fuck them all after. The club is no more than a free brothel.

>>17664802
There's a college there called Ustinov, which has to be 90% asian. Go wild my fellow yellow fever brahs.

>>17664802
Yeh top five in the UK (think it's been higher at times).

Why is chainlink slowly dumping prior to this meetup? Tons of fud right now too.. it’s making me rock hard.

ask him about swift integration

>>17665163
It dumped before because the whole market did. It's dumping now because it happens half the time when a conferences is on aka sell the news.

>>17665163
>>17665280
It just pumped

>>17664625
ayyy lmao

>$3.84

>$3.96

>$4

>>17665753
>>17665719
Can you keep the price oracle out of this thread?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK

>>17665787
U WOT

What happened at the conference?

>>17665839

Still going fren https://www.pscp.tv/w/1eaKbQwwgLBxX

>>17665839
Big fucking nothingburger, same check’s in the mail can kicking

>>17665280
See you at $5 in a couple hours.

>>17665839
I was told by the guy running it there's big things going on in May and at the meet in Ireland

how long til' Joost talks? I wanna shower but I don't want to miss it

Dumped to $3.60 and now back to $4.10. What the hell is going on today?

>>17666102
nobody knows
it's quite frustrating

>>17665910
Good, I was just explaining what the market does during conferences. I never said what's been happening the last few, like this one

>>17665910
Depends on what oracle has to say

Break time. Time for a quick cuppa tea lads. Anyone fancy a biccy?

I can't watch the stream. What did digital asset guy say?

>>17666301
Yorkshire tea with a splash of milk, no sugar, and a custard cream please lad

>>17662086
Everyone single one of those Cayman lads is absolutely based beyond belief. Imagine unironically funding Israel.

>>17666301
Halftime fap sesh anyone?

LINK $8 EOW, cap this

>>17666301
>Bongs really talk like this

>>17666508
>biccy

>>17666533
Ok yankoid

>>17666830

>>17666020
Whens the Ireland meet up?

>>17666426
here you go m8
>>17666453
tugging out a cheeky one sounds good lad, relieve the stress of this old dump 'eh?

Stream please

>>17664356
Why is this happening?

>>17667032
https://www.pscp.tv/DLTPandu/1BdGYQkXMZNGX

>>17667008
*siiiiiip*
Ahhh magic, top cuppa mate

>>17667047
No wonder all your teeth are rotten yellow nubs, filthy gammon eating freaks!

>>17667102
Sorry m8, couldn't hear you over the diabetes and bible thumping

"Does DAML leverage chainlink at any point"

"No DAML has nothing to do with chainlink"
>laughter

So wtf did Oracle say? Any updates?

>>17667477
Fuck.
It’s over. I’m selling everything.

>>17667490

They're up next, like in a couple minutes.

Why are we still here? JUST to suffer?

>>17667477
>>17667520
DAML is a programming language, dummies.

"DAML has nothing to do with Chainlink"

should i kill myself guys???

>>17667607
see >>17667603

and i sold

>>17667916
Hahaha why

>>17667990
A selfless sacrifice to the gods.

>>17667990
"daml has nothing to do with chainlink"

Why didn't I trade for usdt it was so obvious

>>17668089
DAML is a programming language you ape.
The apps built using DAML will leverage Chainlink, not DAML itself.

>>17668089
Why didn't he ask if digital asset has anything to do with chainlink

Durham link meetup when ??

Someone take a pic of that slide

>>17668470
it's all literal whos

Who has pics of the slides?

>>17668701
>General Electric, LG, Volvo, Beretta, ...
>literal whos

I am devastatingly disappointed...

This oracle guy is holding a fat stack of link

>>17668776
am I blind or something? Don't see any of those names

>>17668776
...examples

they wishd, thank god i sold @ 4.6, will rebuy ~3

>>17668899
>am I blind
yes

And checked.

>>17668908
Yes, those are examples of companies using Oracle Blockchain.

>>17668850
He mentioned Chainlink maybe once so far, copelet.

>>17668899
Logos, brainlet
Logos

>>17664505
This confirms Chainlink as the industry standard right? How are we not at 100 dollars at the very least?

>>17669045
>How are we not at 100 dollars at the very least?
Because very few people have heard this news, and only a tiny percentage of those who did hear the news actually understand the very basic fact that Chainlink will be providing oracles to Microsoft, EY, AMD, Splunk, ...

Are we dumping to oblivion now?

>>17669108
Sounded like Ford just got confirmed for using one of the oracle startups

>>17669108
forgot Google, Oracle, SWIFT, ISDA

at this point god himself may as well use chainlink oracles to report sins accurately to st. peter

>>17669233
The whole world can use Chainlink and ot still wont moon. Fucking bullshit man

>>17669108
Time to start accumulating ubt as well?

I want to go to the Brooklyn conference in may but im worried Corona-chan tour will be in full swing

>>17668776
Do you see Chainlink anywhere on that picture?

>>17664005
Sneed

>>17669284
If this were 2017 we’d be at least $40

>>17669390
It only kills chinks and boomers, better to get the first iteration to build immunity before some Africans fuck monkeys and it mutates into sarsaidsrona...and if you're one of the two groups you deserve it.

>>17669108
literally priced in retard.

>>17670241
>Link isn't even top 10
> Microsoft, EY, AMD are priced in

Pick absolutely one and only one.

>>17669769
We’d be bigger than ETH because even ETH didn’t have this shit, so >$100 at the peak. This market is dead. 10 year hold minimum.

>>17659157
Why is Sergey doing conferences as if there was no accidentally release bio weapon in the world ?
Is he insane or did he use a quantum immortality smart contract ?

>>17670788
i'd say we will hit $5 in about 20 years
hold the line marines!!!!!!1

>>17670666
Link is in top 10 if you count the 650 000 000 circulating tokens in Sergey's wallet.

AND it has 0 users.

Imagine thinking a top 5 coin with $4billion marketcap, that also has literally ZERO users is not priced in.

How low is your IQ? And most importantly, will you kill yourself when Sergey starts unloading his 650 000 000 tokens or when people realize Chainlink is KYC oracles with 0 users and all the partnerships announced 1 year ago have been confirmed fake?

>>17672472
>Link is in top 10 if you count the 650 000 000 circulating tokens in Sergey's wallet.
Then you have to count all the uncirculating coins and tokens.

>it has 0 users.
Repeating it a dozen times in every single thread doesn't make it true.
Just makes you desperate.

>>17666102
Probably got dragged down by the overall dumping of the markets, then bounced back. Chainlink has reached undumpable status

>>17659157
I took a nap.
What did the boys from Oracle have to say?

>>17672970
see >>17668776

That's one of his slides showing some examples of companies that use Oracle Blockchain.
He also mentioned smart insurance.
These are the things Oracle is integrating Chainlink for.

>>17673044
Then by extension it means all those companies are going to use Chainlink by proxy correct? This is huge news.

>>17673074
Yes. Via Oracle.

Same as how Microsoft, EY, AMD will be using Chainlink via Baseline.

>>17673134
Damn...link should be mid double digits at the very least by now.

>>17659157
>conference
>one of the attendees is infected with Corona-chan
>Sergey's fatass contracts it and dies
>LINK crashes
lmao