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It has been an honor posting with you guys. See you on the other side of the financial collapse...

>> No.17659245
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>>17659232
Holy fuck it’s real
I’m scared bros

>> No.17659253

>>17659232
That's an epic shitpost in the OP image. Truly world-class.

>> No.17659259
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>>17659245

>> No.17659267
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FUCKING MONEY

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>>17659232
Whuh what oh no

>> No.17659273

>>17659232
>>17659245

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN LEGAL???? CAN I CALL MY BROKER AND GET MY MONEY OUT???

>> No.17659287

>>17659273
IM LITERALLY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK

>> No.17659301

>>17659245
Someone send a link please

>> No.17659309
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>>17659232
FFFFFUCK

>> No.17659315

>>17659301
https://www.foxbusiness.com/markets/coronavirus-fears-prompt-nyse-to-close-floor-until-further-notice

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>>17659232

>> No.17659322

>>17659315
Wtf they just took it down? I hit refresh and it’s gone.

>> No.17659323

>>17659245
Fake

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>17659325

>> No.17659339

So glad I put my money in a stable coin pegged to the price of coffee, but what happens if price of coffee also crashes bros????

>> No.17659353

>>17659273
>>17659287
Take a chill pill, buster.

>> No.17659363

>>17659339
Just peg it to your bf, homo

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>>17659353
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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crash se markets wis no survivers

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>>17659273
Yes it is legal and calling your broker to withdraw would be illegal and is a felony. Your social creditscore has been lowered by 100 units and you are now considered to be an undesirable citizen. In order to get back to an acceptable social creditscore we urge you to vote for Bernie Sanders and let your goyim wife be impregnated by an african american male.

>> No.17659414

No guys but seriously we can't let trader 588 get corona.

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>>17659414
He's getting choked right now by a bear market and coronachan

>> No.17659459

The NYC outbreak was caused by Jews

>> No.17659470

>>17659409
after watching you guys complain about jewish forces for several years, then watching all those "forces" work together to stop bernie sanders, this angle doesn't really work as a joke

>> No.17659491

>>17659245
Fucking hell

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>>17659449
But if he dies, then who will provide lulzy and relatable reaction images for the news? Fucking 820?

The economy would never recover.

>> No.17659515

>>17659409
Kek. Wouldn't be surprised if this became real in a few years

>> No.17659516

>>17659470
the pepes and lefties were about to come together to go after bezos, gates, daddy bloomberg and other billionaires. we shouldnt be surprised

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Chill out fags, stocks have only dropped %5 on average

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>>17659245


Oh shit >>17659409

YO HO HO
IT'S THE WAGIE LIFE FOR ME!

>> No.17661741

>>17660593
voltage from that is so low that she wouldnt even notice a tingle

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So does the trading come back online after a 15 min break or is it over for the day?

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itt

>> No.17662185

FUCK THIS SHIT
I'M FUCKING DONE
I AM FUCKING DONE
GOODBYE
FUCK YOU ALL

>> No.17662618

>>17662185
seeya tomorrow, anon