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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that a petro-dependent global economy was a really bad idea?

>> No.17659237

>>17659171
The dust hasn't settled, and fuck you!

>> No.17659258

>>17659171
We haven't seen the dust yet

>> No.17659341

>>17659171
what's the alternative a pedo-dependent economy?

Imo nuclear was always the way to go.

>> No.17659345

>>17659171
God, the unspeakable things I would do to that tight little body

>> No.17659750

>>17659171
It is, but that's what we have.
There's no coming out of it unless a global major crisis hits us, so learn to live with it

>> No.17659802

>>17659341
Whites only
Then everyone does their job for the greater good of the community or goes and fucks off to the "anarchy land" area

>> No.17659821

>>17659345
I want to pin her against the floor and shove my tongue down her throat when she turns 18 of course

>> No.17659824
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>>17659345

>> No.17659857

The only love you guys will ever get is a gloved & uniformed airport security screener

>> No.17659860

>>17659821
>I want to pin her against the floor and shove my tongue and cock up her anus when she turns 18 of course

fixed if for you anon

>> No.17660096

>>17659171
Imagine being in alabama with this preachy prissy mumble munchkin

You pull up to the candlewood suites in a fucking dodge challenger with aftermarket headers and parts that get you 11 miles per gallon

One rev of the engine and she's already getting inexplicably moist in her room from the sound of your massive fuel-guzzling V8 roadboat

You get out and take a minibike running on a lawnmower engine through the parking lot and into the lobby of the hotel because FUCK walking, we didn't invent internal combustion to scuttle around with our dicks on our hands

Moonwalk down the hallway to the elevator while turning every thermostat you see on full blast and spraying CFC-saturated aerosol air fresheners everywhere

Check your phone in the elevator and hit up your broker app really quick to buy a thousand more shares of exxon, bp, and shell stocks while shorting anything that has to do with solar and wind because solar panels look fucking gay and windmills are for dipshits

Reach greta's floor, backflip into her door, breaking that shit down and sending splinters flying everywhere setting off fucking car alarms and barking dogs

Her primal scandinavian woman survival instinct kicks in and she immediately presents herself to you from all the viking raping and pillaging burned into her nordic DNA

You put a plastic non-biodegradable bag from walmart over her muppet face, set a cooked rack of barbecue ribs on the small of her back, and go to town, throwing the cleaned rib bones at the back of her stupid cantaloupe head in between thrusts

After blowing your load and covering the room in non-vegan protein, you wipe your monolithic dong on her priceless handmade native american uber-sustainable fairtrade honestly sourced hippie sweater

Jump out the fucking window into a formula 1 race car and cover the hotel in black rubber as you burn out and blaze off into another American night.