/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fix your mental routines and get lucky

https://youtu.be/Aa54bSxbbEU

>Go to money exchange
>4M ZIMBABWE DOLLAR , sir

Magic

>>17638228
4k? Easy.
Find a city with 4k people, give each of them $1000 on condition they give you back $500. You just made 2million dollars.

>>17638228
Buy bsv

>>17638228
RSR but you can always pretend it doesn't exist and stay poor forever.

>>17638334
okay but his question was how to make ONE million, not TWO. You're smart anon but you really ought to listen more.

please don't listen to these crypto faggots shilling their shitcoins. they're all shit coins/tokens from BTC to LINK to PNK.
get ready to do a lot of research today about options trading. the market is crashing because of coronavirus and you've got the best opportunity to make tons of money quick.
you'll wanna hedge, so here's what you do: short anything that a liquidity crisis affects since everyone already made tons shorting almost every stock/ETF that was affected by the coronavirus.
people have turned $200 in $30k+ in weeks time with options.
i'll even spoonfeed you a bit, learn about debit spreads and use them to short a lot of separate ETFs and stocks that will be affected over this multiple month decline in the market.
another spoon comin in: check the VIX, ticker symbol VIX obviously. It's the fear gauge. When this is up, expect SPY (S&P 500 ETF) to go down, meaning you can short any company in the index as well. use debit spreads to do this on the cheap.
good luck anon and stay away from crypto, that shit's all a dirty scam.

>>17638476
>gambling on the stock market
ok boomer, why not learn to play poker instead? At least it has some skill.

>>17638476
Okay you faggot boomer.
HURRRRRR I SAW PUTIN CREATING BITCORNS. MUH AMERICANSKY DOLLARS ((((

>>17638493
>>17638500
not a boomer, been involved in crypto since i bought my first btc at $150 and then so many altcoins up until last year. link was the only thing i held at that time, sold it all, learned how to trade options and came up with so many strategies that failed until i finally stumbled upon one that worked.
right now tho, the market's getting fucked so anything buying puts is bound to make good money so long as they know what they're doing.
but you 2 idiots probably wouldn't be able to learn how to do this anyway, so stick to crypto. i really do hope the shitcoins you hold moon because even retards deserve a comfy life.
good luck anons.

>>17638545
That is a nice larp you got there. How about you take your meds? The crypto market has outdone the traditional markets almost every fucking year. But yeah dude, you are not a boomer and we are idiots. Gotcha retard.

t. blockchain dev.

>>17638621
is it continuing to outdo options and futures?
>The crypto market has outdone the traditional markets almost every fucking year.
you mean in 2017?
>t. blockchain dev.
ah, biased guy who won't look at other factors.
hope you make it big guy, genuinely. like i said, even retards deserve comfy lives.

>>17638762
Retard is too dumb to just stack sats kek
Please continue your larp now. I am on a break and /biz/ right now is in "spaming shitcoin" mode.

>>17638852
>t. blockchain dev.
i'll leave it at that. if you choose to actually prove to me that you're an actual blockchain dev, please go ahead and post who you are and which project you're on and i'll show you how to make more money trading options starting with a few $ bucks so you can move out of your parent's basement.
i won't hold my breath for that response though because everyone reading this thread knows you're a guy who watched a youtube video titled something like "how to create an erc-20 token" and you tell you put "Blockchain Developer" on your resume right above the first job you had at mcdonald's as a "Executive Frycook"

>>17638886
>He wants me to dox myself on an anonymous basket weaving forum

You cannot be a smart guy when you write shit like that, seriously. Thats I will always call out your larp. Have a shitty day, boomer. Hope the +0,5% per day pays your bread

>>17638930
her pain is higher than her happiness haha

>>17638545
You seem kind of perceptive for this board. Can I get your take on BTC price in the next six month to two year range? You think the halvening will affect this price? Will we ever see exponential gains like in 2017 again?

>>17638282
This. If you're not investing in the dankest OC memes you're fucking up.

>>17638545
What does shorting mean ? Where can you buy options?

>>17638228

NYZO

>>17639171

Dope

>>17638228
Arlo calls