/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17631432
Its the last x100.

>>17631439
TPcoin is ripping it up this year.

>>17631432
toilet paper is actually used for something

Not selling my BTC.

>>17631432
Of all the things to hoard why tp?

>>17632043
Top kek

>>17632103
I get the meme of tp being valuable during a collapse. But the flu is not going to collapse society.

>>17632103
dunno i mean if i ran out of tp i would just shower and wash my ass. but if water also runs out of the pipes... oh boy. it's the apocalypse. and it would smell like shit.

>>17632196
there are two problems with covid19
1 about 20% of those that get it need to be hospitalized and in intensive care. no country has enough spare facility for this to handle 20% of the population which means quarantines and curfew and possibly disruption of public services but at least supply chains.
2 people panic which hurts more than the underlying cause and can have very severe ramifications very far from the origin of the problem.

>>17632256
Once everyone realizes this is a giant nothing burger hoax created by the media there is not going to be any panics.

>>17632256
> 20% of those that get it need to be hospitalized and in intensive care
i heard it was 0.2%. 20% sounds too high, especially considering only 0.2% of young people will die from it.

>>17632281
This. I’m gonna get seriously paid by the masses ignorance.

>>17632103
I imagine that anyone who works at a toilet paper factory wouldn't care enough to show up to work if they knew a coworker has wu flu

>>17632508
Italy just announced they're 'red-zoning' provinces, you can no longer leave Milan or Venice. Its getting pretty hectic brahs.

>>17632281
1,500,000 old people in america will die from it. not exactly a hoax

>>17632492
WHO recently set death rate at 3.4%. China fabricates data like hell to save economy, look at Italy. Anyway 3.4 is official for now worldwide. Up to 20% ppl need medical care if too mamy ppl are infected hospitals get overwhelmed so death rate will go up a lot. Everyone underestimates this shit a lot and its thanks to China and their lies and censhorship. Watch closely Italy deaths rising every day. This shit will get out of control in the following months. Its really happening this time.

>>17632713
Ok schizo

>>17632492
>0.2%
that's the mortality rate in hospitals and seems underestimated for the entire population if it spreads fast.

for many it will just be like a flu. but the number that needs to be treated in hospital care is way too high for the infrastructure to handle. if can also cause an immune storm that kills the most healthy patients.

What does it mean for Bitcoin. Interest rates are at ATL. Does some of that translate into BTC?

>>17632196
Cockvid-19 is literally airborne aids squared

>>17632645
yeah this is what i'm referring as panic when authorities start shutting down routes and areas and travel. just to be on the safe side have 2 weeks worth of food at home... emergency services may get temporarily overwhelmed.

>>17632729
Ok zoomer enjoy afterlife

It's serious because up to this point there isn't a vaccine. The word is Bill Gates patented the virus. Who the frick does that without the vaccine?

>>17632752
>>17632647
Imagine actually believing this nonsense. /biz/ never disappoints.

>>17632878
yeah i'm sure the death toll from china is over exaggerated by the authorities there. it's all a hoax...

I ordered a bidet attachment for my toilet. Cost $40.

I win.

>>17632893
It's been stalling in China for a while now. Big measures worldwide will obviously slow the economy so I wouldn't bet for a quick recovery.
But 1.5mo deaths in us is schizo territory.

Just look at shit like >>17632854 or people not buying corona beers, it's literally media induced panic for middle aged women.

>>17632893
The "virus" was just a convenient cover for china to crack down on dissidents and instill fear.

>the media literally always lies, everything they say is the opposite of truth
>except this time, this time I trust them

>>17632854
>NOOOOOO BILL GATES YOU CAN'T PATENT A HECKIN VIRUSERINO

>>17632921
i think the death toll in the end will totally depend on how fast this epidemic infects the majority of the human population. if very fast the death toll will be insane. if slowly enough it will be way below 0.3%. it's all about intensive care capacity and general emergency services capacity in an area.
in my country for example the intensive care capacity is already stretched thin when there is no epidemic. the doctors and other health workers are already doing overtime when everything is fine. i expect 1-2% of the population gone if nothing changes. shittons of lies and simply not diagnosing the cause will result in much better statistics tho.

>>17632940
yeah i bet they purposefully killed their economy just to snatch some dissidents they usually abduct at daylight on open streets for organ harvest... yeah. sounds plausible.

>>17633002
More believable than panic buying food and water over a fucking cold all because the media wants you to spend money.

Gates supports population control as in resources must equal population and with his conspicuous empathy about it stands to reason he also patented the vaccine

>>17633039
well only a retard would buy anything or such quantity he would not be able to use up if nothing happens.
there is literally no harm in having reserves. i fail to see any validity to your point. giant conspiracy for big fucking nothing is unlikely as hell.

>>17633052
I am not going to spend a single cent on extra food because I am not some paranoid prepping faggot. All you people look like retards.

>>17633094
but it's not ""extra"" it's kinda like shopping for the weekend only it's a longer weekend. you buy the same amount of food with different schedule. how much of a brainlet one has to be to not get this?
it's not like i care what happens to you just interested in the though process that results in not trying to prepare for shit when it looks like it will actually hit the fan for once in this century.

>>17633159
So you think it's gonna hit the fan.
We don't at all and won't live in anxiety for months and become sedentary, stop seeing friends, be paranoid everytime someone coughs.
The day shtf it's not some rice and toilet paper that will save you.

>>17633159
Shit is not going to hit the fan and I am not going to waste my time or money on shitty canned foods when all the rabid retards are crowding markets like spooked sheep. Its a cold that will blow over and nothing is going to happen.

Apparently they're going to fork toilet paper to have bigger squares.

>>17633228
>So you think it's gonna hit the fan.
this time i give it a real percentage chance partly because i know how retarded my government is and how they always react to every problem with a political move instead of a professional partly because this epidemic barely started and already killed more than the last two big deal total already cause shelves in markets to empty and already set people against each other.
panic is worse than the disease is but that is bad enough this time. so yeah i'm not going to go nuts and prep for the end of the world but 2 weeks of extremely disrupted services is a very real possibility now.

i know i will get this shit in most likelihood and i know it won't be worse than a cold most likely. this got nothing to do with why i stock up on some spare food whenever i can. i look at the maps and i can tell there are already thousands of undiagnosed cases around here. (migrant workers moving though between infection and death hotspots and their home) when most people realize the virus is already here and will not be contained at the borders shit will turn on it's head quickly as far as food and necessities go. also suspect most of the emergency reserves and rations will turn up on the black market for exorbitant prices. i expect shit going to south within 2 weeks and if it doesn't happen i didn't buy anything that won't last till september at least.

best to stock up on normal prices now imo.

>>17633309
>Its a cold
no cold requires 20% hospitalized that get it. stop spouting this retarded shit! not even the funny kind of flue comes anywhere near close.

nobody would care if this was just a cold.

>>17633386
this map btw
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1yCPR-ukAgE55sROnmBUFmtLN6riVLTu3&ll=44.877880116196984%2C8.317992477285316&z=5

>>17633386
I will give you a percentage chance. 0% nothing burger

>>17633411
Its a cold and the only people who die from a cold are old people. nobody of reasonable health will die.

>>17631432
normies are retarded. Nuff said

>>17633411
imagnie having a weak immune system.

the weak should die so the strong prosper.

>>17633636
the fun thing about sars and mers and covid19 is they are very likely to kill those that have a strong immune system. which also never happens with the common cold.

>>17633636
just google cytokine storm if you want to know more

>>17631432
i don't even get the toilet paper thing... wtf do you need toilet paper for if the world's ending? if you get to a point where you can't buy toilet paper, the place has probably already gone to hell in a handbasket. Likely no utilities, no water, no electricity, you're going to have much bigger problems than whether or not you have soft stuff to wipe your ass with.

>>17634356
that's 4x as likely to kill a chinese as a white man

>>17634380
>but why get toilet paper?
You want to be sick without any toiletpaper? It's not exactly a big expense when compared to even a month's worth of coffee or other commodities.

>>17632079
On this day, I knew, I would use my Linkie gains to make this chick mah bottom bitch

>>17631432
FOR THE HORDE!!

(JK IM ALLIANCE COULD YOU IMAGINE?)

>>17634403
true, but still calling it a common cold is just stupid. some people overreact some are not taking it seriously enough. i personally don't think i can do a fucking thing to avoid it and whatever happens will happen.

what i dom't want to experience is hunger or inconvenience just because some people who did not took it seriously suddenly panic and mass raid the stores when supply of goods is disrupted internationally. that's all.

there is no reason to panic but also no reason not to prepare some. i always had 72 hours of food and water at home. that's the bare minimum reserves if you only expect a local crisis or disaster. i think for a global crisis 2 weeks supply is minimum.
for apocalypse you need to think self sustenance that requires a lot more effort let's not go there. i just hope i die before the internet dies.

>>17634423
frankly paper tissues are even better than toilet paper you can use them for a lot more like clean small wounds as napkin whatever... so i would skip that and just stack tissues.

>>17631432
lol toilet paper
wipe your ass "clean" with tp and then throw it in a trash bin, and it sits there for days roting
sounds like a third world practice

>>17632903
This

>>17634480
People who think this is anything more than a cold are absolutely living in paranoia. I am not going to give any of the kikes my extra money on their lies.

>>17632256
>about 20% of those that get it need to be hospitalized and in intensive care
HAHAHAHAHAHAA ya maybe if you're 1210 years old

>>17632645
oh boo fucking hoo, can't leave for a week or two. Who cares

>>17631432
I really hope this forces us to finally transition to using toilets with bidets.

>>17634587
>People who think this is anything more than a cold
It's actually a lot more than a cold, but a lot less than something that you should worry about. Calling it a cold is extremely disingenuous. Calling it something to be panicked over is also extremely disingenuous. Meet somewhere in the middle.

>>17634498
Why the fuck would you throw it in a bin and not flush it down the toilet?

>>17633228
>>17633309
You're retarded. The time to prep was a month ago. You're dumb money here. Even worse than the nigs punching each other out over a roll of tp. They at least understand risk management.

>>17631432
The great toilet-paper wars have begun.
This was prophesied.

>>17635301
There was no time to prep because its a fucking hoax. We will all be just fine. I am the baller not looking like a retard.

>>17631432
Why is it the majority of my fellow Americans fail to clean away the fecal matter from their asses with soap and water? But no, smear away some of it with tissue paper and leave the rest inside your crevice.

>>17631432
purple TP

KLEROS.

>>17635635
I thought the same thing lmao

>>17632746
Fed rate cuts could cause people to buy more stable assets. Btc and many cryptos have built in caps to supply and it can't be changed. More dollars and shares can ways be issued. My guess is the next 3/4 months are the most uncertain and then we figure out in which direction things are going to go.

Totally not manufactured guys.

>>17633318
Sounds like a shitty rip-off to me

>>17636160

LMAO

>>17631432
satoshi?

>>17634587
idiot there is nothing extra also if you expect a severe deflation this may be counter intuitive but it could even be conceived as an investment if the money printer revs up again. buy low faggot!

>>17634659
>Calling it something to be panicked over is also extremely disingenuous.
there are indications this is more severe than any authority admits. so yeah be a little worried...

They are selling their bitcoin to buy $nCoV

>>17632220
this. imagine wasting the space to stockpile TP instead of food and guns.
just wash your ass!!!

>>17636168
carlos, you never disappoint.

>>17634587
Who told you that, Pence?

>>17631432
This happened because of corona virus panic, right?

>>17636160
Shortages are real, there are only 12 cases in my count, after the first one was made public there were such shopping frenzy supermarkets really got half empty. Situation kinda normalized but you still can't find masks, sanitizing gels and wet wipes anywhere.

>>17631432
I can't understand why any person would sell their btc when we're 2 months from halving, after france acknowledges BTC as a currency, after germany acknowledges BTC as a currency, after India unbans bitcoin, after South Korea unbans bitcoin, this last week has been phenomenal for BTC adoption.

imagine not having proper masks and safety goggles and a suplly of at least 1 month of food. alot of zoomers are going to get massively rekt. just look at the numbers. the mortality rate will turn out to be alot higher than 3.4% look at the number of cases still open and we already are at 3.4% mortality rate with over 40k cases open... learn to read some fucking stats retarded fucks

>>17632043

>>17637793
meanwhile @foxnews
Burgers are fucked...

>>17637688
Shortages only exist because low IQ people think this is an actual problem instead of just another cold.

>>17634480
I don't know why, but i still don't give a shit about this virus.
You are into mainstream media narrative.
Unironically if it was really really bad, they wouldn't talk about it. It's only when the situation is under control, even (((their))) control, that they talk about something. For example, during the techernobyl cloud, the risk was real, but they didn't talk about it, and minimized the risk.
It this virus was really massively dangerous, they would just don't talk about it, and minimize casualties.

>>17631432
because the illusion that they have control over the state of their butthole, and that control does not actually lay with byzantine transnational supply chains, is the only thing keeping most normies and boomers from driving their car straight off a bridge

>>17632043
this
but seriously, dyor on corona
this shit will be around for a long time to come and seriously fuck over the economy in the short term
you will most likely not die from it, but it will have a huge impact on your life

>>17638970
What do you mean?

>>17631432
>Why are people selling their bitcoin to hoard toilet paper?
Because I can't wipe my ass with a bitcoin

>>17639460
should have used a paper wallet retard

>>17637656
>nation ... flooded by hoards of non-integratables
Who was this dude?
That's a fucking monster of a quote.

>>17632281
Everyone knows it's a nothing burger. It's just normies are bored out of their mind constantly. They need the media created drama to spice up their lives. If you follow this shit at all i feel sorry for you.

>>17636160
this.
retards are prepping because they consumed too much movies and videogames about zombie apocalypses. nothing is going to fucking happen.

>>17640042
>>17640364
what is exponential grow

>>17631432
>using toilet paper when you can just use your hand
ngmi

>>17634654
God I hope so can we please

>>17632079
this is fucking hot

>>17632647
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll