/biz/ - Business & Finance

just remember your chances of dying are 100% no reason to fret or worry since it will be over every single one of us rich or poor

>>17626748
euromillions?

>>17626748
It's okay buck - you'll eventually get promoted at your local McDonald's to shift supervisor

>>17626748
>if i had
ngmi

>>17626776

But I could have had 825k completely clear.

>>17626797
But you can also get promoted to shift supervisor, be grateful

>>17626780

lottomax Canada

>still won $20

>>17626748
>ff
>2020

you're fucking retarded alright

>>17626797
now do the taxes
and you're a moron so you'd be right back to 0 in less than a year

>>17626816
>now do the taxes
>and you're a moron so you'd be right back to 0 in less than a year
If he's in Ontario, Canada (he did mention Canada at the very least) taxes aren't applied to lotto winnings.

>>17626810

I GOT FIRED FROM MCDONALDS. That's the type of retard I am. I can't do anything right. I can't even pick numbers for the lottery properly without jinxing myself. It's like god fucking hates me. The universe is cruel this isn't fair.

>>17626813
>still won $20

>>17626828
At least I correctly predicted where you work(ed). McDonald's employees never refrain from lottery ticket purchases.

Godspeed in your job applications to Wendy's or whatever

I don't believe you, post your ticket

>>17626797
Damn, you were so close. That's like 600k after taxes. If you play your cards right with that amount you can easily retire early. But you shouldn't worry about that now hahahahahahahahahaha

>>17626898
Oh no taxes you actually lost 825k kek. Time to end the pain Anon lmao

You're not retarded because you lost but because you actually think the win was "close".

>>17626748
whats worse is the feeling of failure will stick with you while life goes on, with nobody ever knowing or even giving a shit about how close you were to making it and how utterly demoralizing it is. I know this, because i sold my 800k ada at 3c in 2017

>>17626898
>retire
>with 600k

>>17626918
>>17626969

That's it guys I can't take it anymore. I'm going to spend half my paycheck on lottery tickets for the next draw. I can't deal with this anymore.

>>17627002
don't do it faggot

>>17626898
>taxes on lottery
what backwards country are you from

>>17627002
it was your chance of making it and you fucked up. Accept it and move on, dwelling on it will just lead you to suicide. Try to lead a somewhat normal life from now without trying 'shortcuts' to wealth

>>17626998
If you think retirement with $600k isn't possible, you're retarded.

>>17627002
>I'm going to spend half my paycheck on lottery tickets for the next draw
kek
/Business & Finance/

>>17626998
>what is investing
>how do I make money
>how does anything work
if you have 600k and can't make enough money to retire with that you are a fucking retard. also learn to read before replying you stupid faggot

>>17626748

Calm the fuck down bro just pick 40 next time no sweat bro

In Connecticut a lottery winner came and shot up the lottery office. Maybe ur better off.

>>17627169

Jesus fucking christ

>>17626784
dear lord and savior jesus christ

>>17627169
>Connecticut a lottery winner
>A Lottery employee, Matt Beck, killed four of his supervisors, then himself.
idiot

>>17626998
Pic is you lol

>>17626748
>not buying 2 lottery tickets with both bonus numbers
Never change /biz/

>>17626998

Average Boomer retiree in US has less than 100k not counting their house

>>17626816
>now do taxes
Oh no only 500k instead of zero :((

>>17626998
Trump turned a small of a million dollars into a billion

>>17627169
Why? I can kind of imagine why, but thats me. Any reason why he did it?
Also, instead of playing lotteries we should build free housing

>>17626784
Good fucking god

>>17628296
kek

>>17626813
wouldnt even bother cashing that shit

if you do youre a fucking cuck

a pathetic useless faggot cuck

Dude, everyone knows if you're choosing between 40 and 44 you choose 40. Basic stuff

>>17626748
Bought a Lotto doubler when I was younger. Got Two 25000s and the Doubler symbol.
>ah shit, if only id gotten three 25000s id have 50k right now.
>Buy another ticket sometime later.
Win nothing, but re-read prize stipulations.
>If you get TWO matching amounts and a Doubler, you win double the prize amount.
>Suddenly realize I just threw away 50,000$ lottery ticket.

I've been goddam sick about it ever since. Decades later it still hurts. That money couldve changed my life. It was the 90s too so it might as well have been 100k in todays money.

>>17627169
Wait, really? Guess it shouldn't surprise me, everybody here seems ready to snap on any given day.

>>17626784
Her name is Tanaka Yasan. You're welcome.

>>17628477
Thank you, but does she have any anal videos out there? I can't check rn.

>>17628344
>dubs
>44
>

>>17628356
bro I was one of those "bitcoin is a stupid scam with no future" guy, in 2009

>>17628356
I guess its true when they say that the lottery is an idiot tax.

Who gives a shit, the chances were equal.