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17605787 No.17605787 [Reply] [Original]

by the power of kek, this will happen.

>> No.17605822
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>>17605787

>> No.17605839

Nah, they will just print more dollars.

>> No.17605857
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>>17605839
>No manufacturing, no goods, no imports
please work ok? I promise its nothing

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>>17605787
>bro, look at this linear chart
>yep, the top is in. im so smart, guys. no, i dont make any money trading, but i do enjoy smugposting from my attic

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God please destroy this piece of shit scam market. they are only going to cpr this with fake money till the boomers die and it will be everyone born from the 80s onward will be bagholding the entire westeen civilization. fuck this piece of fucking shit motherfuckers

>> No.17605887

All tethered up. Next few weeks will be a bloodbath of epic proportions. No more printing money, stocks fucked, manufacturing fucked, everything bubble coming to and end. See you on the other side.

>> No.17605927

>>17605787
12000 is actually my target for this crash.

>> No.17605931

>>17605887
Lol, what makes you think they won't print more money? I don't think they can contain it and it will still go down, but they will continue to print and do their best to artificially prop up the markets

>> No.17605981

>>17605871
You have to admit boomberg doing a front page story on WSB is at top a signal as you're going to get

>> No.17605985

>>17605931
For what? As replacement toilet paper?

>> No.17606013

>>17605927
>my target
Your only "target" is your next plate of pizza bites you retarded fuck. Don't larp as a trader.

>> No.17606087

>>17605887
Why? Crypto is crazy and CZ and other scammers can pump crypto despite global crisis.

>> No.17606185

>>17605871
nice username, gelnd
>>17605927
this
>>17605931
they will

>>17605981
THIS. This just goes to show you that people were getting rich as fuck trading options and all the weird moves in the market were facilitated by a bunch of austists on r/wallstreetbets. for fucks sake they talked about tendies in the article. top is in boys. don't shoot, let it burn.

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>>17606185
>replies like a zoomer
>reports from reddit
>mad other people are making money
OP is a faggot

>> No.17607581

>>17605787

Rolling for a financial crisis. Plz kek

>> No.17608040

>>17607581
Roll

>> No.17608182

>>17607581
There will be no major crisis.

>> No.17608273

>>17608182
Yeah lets just continue with debts and printing and pumping indefinitely you fucking niggeric faggotic retarded zoomer.

>> No.17608370

>>17608273
>new paradigm
>stocks only go up
>BTFD
>there will be no new financial crisis in our lifetimes
There is unironically a huge crowd of new "traders" who actually believe all of that BS and are gonna get humbled by the market very soon

>> No.17609075

>>17608182
It already is isnt it ? We have seen the wildest moves since 2008, it would probably have tanked more if the FED was not printing all that money. I believe this is worse than 2008 because people can lose their life instead of their house.

If you want to contain the virus you need to stop your economy like in China otherwise you get full hospitals and the mortality rate raises sharply as proper care for severe pneumonia cannot be provided.

What will the governments of the world choose ? It seems Trump is more concerned about the dow jones than peoples lives atm.

>> No.17609680

>>17605857
Trump is unironically right.

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>>17609075
It is just the last correction before new pump like un 2000.
We have minor crisis, yes.

>> No.17610009

>>17609708
Dead wrong, go to bed.

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>>17608273
You retarded doomers are always screaming about a happening and guess what? NOTHING WVER HAPPENS JEWS WIN YOU LOSE.

>> No.17610194

>>17610060
It'll crash eventually. Maybe this is it, maybe not, but it'll happen. Then the market will start to recover. There will be grumbling about the previous crash, but people will get over it. Eventually the market will regain its confidence and start growing again. Then it'll start booming, then it'll get overconfident and set itself up for a crash again, which at some point will happen once more. These things come in cycles, none of which last for ever.

TL;DR: buckle up, crash is coming, followed by boom. Get over it, faggot.

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You forgot one picture, OP...

>> No.17610301

>>17610060
The crash is currently happening, we already erased 2019 gains in 2 weeks.

>> No.17610507

>>17610301
Wow we dipped a few points on the Dow I’m financially ruined! My point is fags are always pretending these happenings are the end of the world when it’s nothing but tiny dips

>> No.17610558

>>17610507
We dipped the fastest since 2008. A stock crash is not the end of the world but it is happening.