/biz/ - Business & Finance

FUCK TRIPFAGS

>>17603445
Yay. Hopefully we can win more people to this thread.

>>17603468
the other one was made first and has dubs

>>17603489
The first two both have dubs

>>17603489
Its all doom and gloom though

I really need F and PLUG to go down tomorrow. PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

I hope you boomers have at least 10k LINK in your portfolios.

>>17603505
alright.. so this the bull thread and the other the bear thread? this could be interesting

>>17603445
this is the thread

>>17603519
> LINK
> No symbol found

>>17603528
BULLS ONLY HERE. IN THIS SPECIAL EDITION /SMG/

What's your opening bell moves tomorrow?

OK so since realizing my losses is a biiiiig NO-NO
What isn't too late to short or buy puts on?

Want to make some money on the way down to buy more cheapies.

I guess... italy?

I'll join the cute one.

>>17603445
BASED

>>17603411
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fuck the other threads, this one is the best

>>17603547
why are you yelling?

>>17603528
we are going to split into two separate realities tomorrow, but the market does the opposite of what we want in each of them

>>17603547
Ships going down
Deutsch bank defaults tomorrow

one thread is bull thread
one thread is bear thread
one thread is crab thread

>>17603563
You can see yourself out. Cute thread = Real thread

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlXz-COgMjY

>>17603572
FUCK TRIPFAGS

>>17603554
Thinking about getting some puts on maybe italy?

Wondering if I should crash out of some longs and either put them into other longs or go liquid.

I'm glad that anon last week told me to wait for it to bottom. I didn't listen completely, and bought way too much on tuesday, but still.

>>17603609
based

>>17603630
>handmade apron
CUTE

what does his portfolio look like?

>>17603646
50% water 50% land

>>17603630
>tfw married apron girl

>>17603653
lol

My quads aged well.

Tomorrow I take my profits, and then execute Order 66 on GME short sellers.

>>17603681
Pump me daddy Powell

BUYING MY FREEDOM IN BOOMER S BLOOD

-5% TOMORROW

Red open = better to green you with my dear

>>17603696
We must move quickly, but together we can save your gains.

Can... can futures trigger some sort of circuitbreaker?

Am I too late to short the transports?

>>17603657
>>17603868
based if true

Still looking for debtless and solid balance sheet companies to shift my money into, like MSFT and JNJ.

>>17603960
Equity futures, including things you're wondering about like the s&p e-mini, have the same circuit breakers as market hours indexes.

>>17603960
At this point you're just mega gambling. I'd wait for open

>>17603960
Tenshi eating a corn dog!

>>17603646
Land calls

Also speaking of futures, the little sell volume there was petered out. It'll probably keep floating up slow and on pitiful volume in to pre-market. Tomorrow kinda feels like it's headed for an inside candle type stalemate.

true, true
>>17604007
oh ok neat. I still don't trust them
>>17604029
It's a classic!

out at the bar and this guy slaps your gf on the ass and gives her coronavirus to save the economy.
how do you respond?

>>17603960
>>17604029
>>17604133
"Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is a much discussed concept on /jp/. The significance of it is disputed, so I will focus on one core concept: the symbolism behind it. But first we must identify and explore the key components of it. Hinanawi Tenshi is a human child that has ascended to become a celestial being. In Hinduism, she would be called a Siddha or a Deva. In Chinese, it would be refered to as a Tian Xian, or heavenly immortal. In Japanese, it would be using the same kanji characters as in Chinese, being called a Tennin. She is also refered to as an angel, although the role of a heavenly messenger is better suited to her companion Nagae Iku. Regardless of which Oriental cosmology she claims the greatest influence from, Hinanawi Tenshi in Touhou: Scarlet Weather Rhapsody is presented as a roving celestial being that decides to cause mayhem out of childish boredom. A corndog on the other hand is simply a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. It is considered a quintessential part of the American diet, being a cheap combination between convenience and an arguably delicious meal of protein and carbohydrates. It is not a new concept by any means, but it is something that is also unmistakably modern and mundane. Thus this is why "Tenshi Eating a Corndog" is so intriguing. Why exactly is a celestial being consuming a corndog, despite having access to the Jade Wine Waterfalls and Immortal Peach Orchards of Heaven? The earthly and celestial is contrasted in an oustanding. Take a look at the blue sky in the background and the color of her hair. In the Swami Vivekananda, the concept of infinity is considered blue. Take the air and water, for within the space of our hands, it is colorless, but in a vast quantity it is blue. Tenshi is shown to represent infinity, as she to is of the sky. As to the corndog to her, the Route 66 sign is to the sky.

>>17604193
What of the tiny stretch of road to the vastness of the heavens? But without that land, the heavens would not be. So as it is, you see the Heavenly consume the Earthly. Not out of pleasure, as we can see from her expression, but of necessity to understand the realm she observes from up high. But we see it as something of joy, for we too know that the divine are as of us. This is perhaps a commentary of the immaturity of Tenshi Hinanwi, who still has a physical body unlike truly enlightened beings. But it could also be a commentary of the unwilligness of humans to see gods (at least the important ones) as anything but in their image and why the gods so often take human form. This is represented even in the game afterwards, Hisoutensoku (Unpercieving of Natural Law). Unlike its predecessor, Gakutensoku (Learning of Natural Law), Hisoutensoku is considered blind to it, as it from a land without logic. In the utter contrast of "Tenshi Eating a Corndog", we see through the eyes of Hisoutensoku. This is the true symbolism behind "Tenshi Eating a Corndog": That our perception is constrained by the laws that invisibly govern over us. Pierce the veil of illusion, and see why the mustard intertwines with the ketchup.

>>17604168
Jesus christ rick... jesus fucking christ my man
...are you searching by keyword coronavirus?

>>17604193
holy fucking based.a
here's my new favorite tenshi, a little sooner than i was planning on posting it.

>>17604213
Tenshi eating a corona dog!

oh hey
Jerome did a thing

>>17603960
>Still looking for debtless and solid balance sheet companies
Have you considered bowl America and nathans famous Hotdogs?

>>17604292
own it, terrible at flipping it, never could get my sells to fill. When you had the greenest day the other day, my stack just sat there.

Haven't liked the look of there recent shareholder letters either. And no one is going to be bowling for a while.

But still, every chance I get, I market buy bowl america. That's my retirement plan. A real blue chip to buy the dip.

>>17604292
I'm looking more like the big ass blue chippies and dow doggos.

You got a target price for buying JNJ? Or any of the other lifetime holders? My DCA is $131.50 and I want moar.

>>17603681
Going long?

>>17604306
Make sure you tell all your friends and family to purchase it as well. And remove sell limits

>>17604290
What an I looking at

>>17604348
literally nothing

>>17604348
the 4th for some reason

>>17604328
Why is JNJ such a blue chip?

>>17604328
Anything under 130, all Dogs are also beyond discount at this point

blackpill me on the weekend.
just bear my shit up.
why does it all come crashing down this weekend, or even open 3% down?

>>17604366
yeah, but I don't know how their balance sheets look. PFE starting to get attractive, and I'd like more MRK if it gets crushed again.

It could be harder to sell keytruda though if all the lung cancer patients die of corona.

>>17604359
I've never understood the fascination with this stock t b h

So since Coronavirus is actually two strains shouldn't it be two girls, one girl who loves you and only gives you the sniffles so she can live with you longer, and her twin sister that is crazy and crushes your balls and tries to choke you to death?

>>17604440
Get help, faggot.

>>17604437
AAA grade balance sheet, strong brand, major scale, big player in pharmaceuticals, consumer packaged goods, medical devices Etc what’s not to like?

>>17604428
Buy buy buy till you die die die

>>17604591
some people just don't understand the basics...

I'm gunna make so much money

Vatican reports first case of corona...
Interesting

I wonder if jobs numbers even matter

Bulls... this is absolutely wild. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. How the bell is anyone sleeping?
Maybe grab an hour power nap

>>17604970
says the extremely nervous guy for the 100th time

>>17604606
>>17604591
Yea the company is comfy but the stock itself seems like theres much better buys for price/growth/yield. All boomers like jnj because they got in early

>>17605630
nah everybody is getting fired today. it's pink slip friday.

Why can't the stock market be predictable bros? Goes up and sometimes goes down for no damn reason

>futures

>futures down nearly 750

short,short,SHORT!

THE 10 YEAR YIELD IS SLIPPING TOWARDS 0.7 AGAIN

I'm going all in upro today, stocks gotta go back up eventually

>>17607417
Why is this a problem? Unless you want to move into bonds that is.

>>17604421
yes.

>>17607432
It’s indicative of general interest rates

Reminder to keep some of your money safe by buying SNSS

WARREN GIVE ME STRENGTH

>tfw I LITERALLY picked the top
I put $100k in ETFs on Feb 13 and I lost $10k barely a week after. Completely missed the bull run and I'm just being bled dry now.

I have another $10k ready to go but knowing my luck I'll pick the top again.

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OHNONONONO

Let's guess what the NFP will be, the estimate is 175000

>MFW the U.S defaults and bondies get what they deserve

I heard you the first time

I just wanted to hear it again

>>17607432
Because the knock on effect is pic related

>>17607447
just sell dude

>>17604421
explain this image pls

>>17607432
People are moving cash from the market into bonds for safety, recession/collapse is coming.

"Crashing this economy, with no survivors"

>>17607462
What if the US defaulted and Trump shut down the market until both coronavirus and the impact from default blew over? Couldn't that game the system?

>>17607449
>.737
Bro you're a bit behind there

>>17607447
Same but only $200. I'm financial rooned

>>17607462
The dollar would die then.

>>17603413
https://youtu.be/1JITC1fo2HA

Reminder that huge obvious pin bars are natual targets for stop runs and there is a very clean one on the Dow which is why you're going to see new lows either today or next week.

Had to remove IBIO from my watchlist. Knowing I had bags of it for only .33 average and dumping it all for just a few bucks is sickening right now.

I'm down $25 from Apple.

Getting the noose ready in case it's a red day.

>>17607494
>he's not a Euro chad

>>17603413
Whats the best gold etf to use? To hold directly and to have options on?

Today is going to be a green day once fed pump on opening and the stock market will go back to normal.
Trump will announce corona virus contained and fear will fade.

>one more hour
We’re fucked

fuck coronavirus
fuck tripfags
fuck tesla

>>17607517
GLD

https://etfdb.com/etfs/commodity/gold/

Does this deserve to be saved?

>>17607469
>just sell dude
I panic sold half of it a day before the 5% rally. Now I'm just going to leave everything as is because I have no luck.

LOOK AT THE YIELD
WE ARE FUCKED
SELL EVERYTHING
IT'S GOING TO BE WORSE THAN 2008

>NYSE has announced they will suspend trading next week

HOLY FUCK.

alright boys, what should i be buying in preparation for the next few weeks?

lost 10k buying high selling low

273000 NEW JOBS WHAT

Daily reminder to all new kiddos here: See those cliffs going straight down? Those were all memes that were shilled here. "It's gonna moon! Big catalyst coming! This month!"

Don't get greedy. Don't put more than a portion of your capital into a company that "might" have something big on the horizon.

See those steady rises that actually made money? Those were all good companies that already had a solid revenue stream and were already making money. Even when the "price" of those stocks went down, the companies still had value.

Don't fuck with BioMed

imagine believing these job numbers in this environment, with all the attempts at pumping and rising confidence.

Savanon...Pendy...

Buy.

Your jobs numbers won't save you now.

>>17607555

>This coming from someone who uses AT&T.

How do I turn 14k into 140k?

>>17607552

Lots of new grave diggers in a pandemic.

>>17607579
hyperinflation

TRADING SUSPENDED
JESUS CHRIST

>>17607579
Make lots of good decisions, more than bad decisions.

Holy shit so many new jobs that will be quickly lost in a month, big woop

>>17607579
Start with 1 million.

>>17607579
Pay me 3k and I will legitimately tell you.

>job report good
this shit getting more volatile

>>17607578
i'm still on daddy's family plan because my wife's family plan was grandfathered in to sprint cheap unlimited data and she's NEVER getting off of it

>>17607579
Long term medium risk investments in different things
Or: YOLO Spy Puts for next week

>>17607552
Nobody gives a fuck about the job numbers.

>>17607590
Bullshit, source

Regarding report from Reuters that Russia is "unwilling" to agree to the opec cut, it's garbage. The negotiations are happening right now. As in the guys are in the room talking. No decision yet. Saudis have delayed posting their monthly price to Saturday.

>>17607545
Rice, beans, and bullets

>>17607555
BUT MUH SNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE CONVICTED FELON TRIPFAGGERINO SAID IT WAS A MOON MISSION!!!!!

>>17607609
>forexlive
embarrassing tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmQyfUpyeFk

>>17607579
Time and compound interest

>>17607545
Beans & bullets

>that buying in the futures
HOLY SHIT WE ARE SAVED BROS

>>17607579
10% every year for 10 years

IT DIDNT BOUNCE

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Imagine how many used that jobs bump to jump out before the big one

expect boomers to flip out over the next 4 weeks as they can't go to their favorite diner for breakfast without the low wage employee asymptomatic infecting them

Get ready for the great entitled boomer freak out as they are inconvenienced a bit by a worldwide pandemic.

>>17607632
w-w-we did it, rddit...

>>17607622
Uh, what? It still is. By all accounts data is coming next week. It's up 200% from January 1st. What the fuck even is this shitpost?

>>17607552
Data from before the pamdemic

Spy 285 EOD

>>17607626
They are a good guide to things I don't understand enough. They are hopeless on political developments/price reaction.

HOLY SHIT EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS ARE GOOD BUY BUY BUY
WHAT?
EMPLOYMENT NUMBERS DON'T MEAN SHIT IN THIS SITUATION?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL NOW

>>17607509
Right there with ya. I could have made like 30k....

>>17607579
kneepads

>>17607649
Fuck off faggot, go back to grifting boomers on Stocktwits.

US10Y 0.69% EOD

>>17607610
My ass tbqhwy
Why?
>>17607647
Pack it up boys, recessions and viruses in general are canceled.
Getting some AAPL, AMD and CCL as we speak.

>>17607646
>great entitled boomer freak out

More like the great entitled boomer mass graves

china must beg my forgiveness

>good employment numbers
closing +1000 today and monday we'll be back to -1000 at close. What a fucking wild ride the last few weeks have been

Mannnn I wish I still had my VIX calls. I sold fucking yesterday morning

What stocks or ETFs to buy in order to play the big grocery hoarding everyone is doing?
It sounds like all the grocery stores will benefit

>>17607641
SOMETIMES
YOU
JUST
WIN

SPY down over 3% PM..

This feels like a bear trap.

>>17607679
They majority won't even change their behavior knowing this virus exist

It's sad how boomers think.

>>17607691
this is how it works:
bull trap
bear trap
bull trap
bear trap
bull trap
bear trap <--- you are here
bull trap
bear trap
bull trap
bear trap

and so on IDK why it takes people so long to catch on

>>17607632
SHIT I JINXED IT BROS

>>17607691
>closing +1000 today
absolutely delusional

>cnbc boomer
>what if a vaccine comes out soon

kek

Unfortunately after reading most of the posts in this thread, I have come to a conclusion that most of you are gambling, clueless, or just outright not smart.

At least 87%.

>>17607715
what about a crab trap?

>>17607659
I always wonder why there are still people "on the floor" today. They seem like actors who make the markets seem busy and interesting but have no real control. Its all algos now after all.

Should I dump all of this at open or hold for end of day

>>17607691
lol none of the pundits realize how much the jobs numbers are inflated because everyone needs to get a side gig uber/doordash/etc just to stay afloat

Lmao

Good jobs numbers, futures are starting their recovery. Black Day.

>>17607487
Same but I'm down $29 I need emotional support I can't take it anymore

>>17607728
Yes, I will post my in depth good analysis on an anonymous board for everyone to have and lose all my edge, good day sir. I must impress you.

>>17607687
Kinda want my free chink spy wife like all the fat pasty white dudes

*N.Y. FED ACCEPTS $89.61B OF $89.61B IN BIDS AT O/N REPO OP

***Fed overnight repo op not oversubscribed for the 2nd day in a row.

Tesla going back to 500

200 point bounce of the vwap 2 stdev at 25,280
I posted it in an earlier thread before the bounce.
This is the last time I post about one of the most reliable and obvious market indicators that everybody except this thread looks at kek.
btw the top of that bounce at 25,480 was the underside of the 1 stdev vwap.

>>17607734
Maybe they know.
They are paid to report what they are told though

>>17607749
>for everyone to have and lose all my edge

Yes i'm sure that 10 people knowing your secretz would fuck up your whole strategy

>>17607736
based

This whole situation is like getting a blowjob while having a vasectomy

>>17607759
I shorted it heavily from 950->900 and 800->760

that's enough for me. That stock is too fucking dangerous and insane.

>>17607736
I bet he has some deep OTM puts

>>17607732
Have you forgotten what Powell did last week? The 1000 point gain in the last 30 minutes?

>>17607731
Trading floor is mostly a tourist attraction. The guys there are indeed doing stuff but the floor itself is not necessary and hasn't been for decades now.

I'm going back to bed. This open is going to be stupid and i don't see a need to watch it.

>>17607774
Huge head and shoulders

>>17607758
Translate.

>>17607760
Tell me what I should put all my money into expiring today

>>17607758
>overnight repo op not oversubscribed
That's supposed to be the goalpost now? KEK

Look at the 2-week term repos

Goldbros wtf happened

>>17607760
sounds like you're a pro, how many millions have you made with that very well known indicator? kys retard

Feels like it's going to be another down day for any stonks that weren't rock solid going into last week.
Prediction birthed from my anus, but there it is.

>>17607715
toddler level of analysis

What is this flatline on DAX. Is everyone waiting for US to open?

>>17607783
Fed is too scared

they don't wanna lose even more luster

>>17607772
Get snipped.

>>17607792
Gold ain’t worth nothing if everyone is dead

>>17607789
m8 I just hit the up/down button when it bounces off the pretty coloured lines. or doesn't.

>>17607786
doesn't matter with TSLA, it's insane and has no rails. Enjoy the ride.

>>17607772
I've been in cash for like a month now
Glad I'm not holding bags but also my money is asleep

I'm still bearish but SQQQ and uvxy seem like huge gambles

>>17607801
they should be raising rates fuck the stock market

>>17607710

I told my boomer mother to prepare 2 weeks ago, she refused.

Then I offered her 50 tins of food, and a sack of pasta, for free, and she refused.

Today she was panicking because there is now a nationwide shortage of paracetamol

>>17607794
I make a living.

it really does feel like the end times. im excited to meet Jesus. i have done a lot of bad stuff but i never jerked off to trap porn.

>>17607792
Shouldn't gold somewhat track bonds?

>>17607826
>there is now a nationwide shortage of paracetamol

Where?

>>17607797
pretty much, I'm sitting here since EU market opened, coffee on my left side.

>>17603646
Nothing because evolution isn’t real

>>17607835

UK, although there was actually already a shortage before, although I tried 11 shops yesterday and not a single shop had any

You didn't actually fall for the bull trap, did you bull bros?

>>17603653
HAHA
>underrated post

Who here is expecting the end of the Water market of the past billion years and is ready for the chad Jurassic Land market!

>>17607792
No idea. Maybe someones pumping T-Bonds, Bunds, or so.
Or some (central) bank sold a lot to cover some stuff. Looking at China here especially.

>FUTTIES
AHHHHHHHH

>>17607832
Def not getting in, numero dos is love thy enemy

>>17607826
according to boomer mentality, none of it is her fault in even the slightest.

Bernie Sanders already preparing to endorse Biden, top fucking kek. Some of us have been saying this since 2016, Bernie is just a hype man to rally votes for democrats and will drop out without a fight when the time comes. It's just sad that there's people that still support this guy because "muh revolution"

>>17607867
I did but only for $1000 and I'm only down 30 bucks which is shitty but it's good to learn. Bought XOM and AMD

>>17607801
They aren't scared, they are just waiting.

>>17607882
>if u reject sodomy that means u weren't like jesus
dumb mexican

markets will prolapse today
screencap this

>>17607862
Will look even worse post-Brexit I presume
>>17607890
Biden will win anyways
No doubt about it sadly

We're betting against jamie dimon's heart, or what?

>>17607792
Someone had to sell gold to cover their ass

>>17607728

These sick ass gains respectfully disagree with you, fan.

Excelsior!

own gold before they announce payroll tax cuts

>>17607890
hes a secret extra tax on commies
"SMALL DOLLAR DONORS"

The DAX is as low as it was a year ago. So I say that the correction has now overswung and entered into BUY territory, even if it swings down some more. We're below fair price levels; good entry points for buy & hold from here on.

the should set up a new market as an emergency relief. we have a Futures market, why not Pasts too? people could invest in the good old days and everyone can profit off nostalgia.

FED Gonna dump their bags on everybody today

>>17607884

She said "the government wont let shops run out" and I tried to tell her about supply chains, and how they were disrupted in China weeks ago, and she just kept saying "the government wont let it happen"

There is no saving boomers

>>17607661
It wouldn't have been nearly that much, but it would have been somewhere around the $1000 range. That alone would have given me a good leg up and not be utterly depressed at how everything has gone market wise (for all of us) lately. Would have certainly taken the sting of this current downturn away completely

>>17607913
Loled hard

Deutsche Bank defaults on Monday

>>17607890
>Communism
>First Citizen
>Some are more equal than others

This joke never gets old

>>17607923
I'M GONNA BUY AND HO- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>17607912
this.

>>17607937
Is that Market Cap? TEV? What bizarro Deutsch doobie am I lookin’ at here, mang?

>>17607906
trumps only hope at reelection is the economy somehow goes back to hitting ATHs. He joined himself at the hip with the market in the average American's mind. When it crashes so will his approval rating and nothing will be able to save him.

>>17607927
that would be hilarious. stocks would go to 0$

this is the end isnt it

>>17607967
Why does average Cletus or Joanna give a fuck if stock chart goes up?

>>17607967
The market doesn't have to hit an ATH. It just has to recover after the recession

it didnt bounce guys, it didnt bounce

>>17607975
Don’t fret

FED will buy equity ETFs sooner or later

>>17607937
Monday is a bit soon. The European banks only ventured into unknown territory today. Needs a few weeks of panic imo.

>>17607922
Why does he accept money from the people with little money? If he cared about these people he wouldn't accept their money and would only take money from the billionaires. I've had enough of his greed and his ass backwards ethics.

>>17607949
Perfect timing is hard to get. But the right window has started already.

I’m scared.

>>17607923
We have no idea about the virus though.
Id love to agree here but as long as the virus is an uncertainwrap I will not go back to buying
>>17607937
Then we have bigger problems than stocks or money. Thats Europes biggest investment bank going down. Belarus and Moldova will donate money before that happens.
>>17607967
The average guy is not looking at the stock market. He is looking at his paycheck.

>>17607977
Yes. Yes, it is.

>>17607983
Dio Cristo su che cazzo stai investendo

buy the cheapies!!

Dubs and no recession this year.

>>17607998

Based.

>>17607965
Kys

>>17607986
european banks? here is your european banks >>17607983
everything is collapsing, it's over, OVER

half my city is shut down because of corona

the memes have hit close to home, im going to go hoard some toilet paper, this is about to get messy

>>17608002
Don't be, embrace it and enjoy it

>>17607991
Silicon Valley employees heavily donated to him too.

>>17607998
Perfect timing is impossible and more than often you grab falling daggers. We should wait for a trend. Yes, we miss the first two days of 4% but better that then joining the weeeeecauster for another looping or two

>>17607937
How often do you want to post this?

>>17608016
ah ma ci sono altri italiani qui allora!
tutto sotto controllo, medieró piú avanti, peró i presupposti grafici per un rimbalzo c'erano, sfiga

>>17608002
Don't despair. This is a no despair zone.

>those kids on 4chink know a thing or two i tell you
That jim guy is pretty based heh!

>>17607978
>muh 401k is great, trump is doin right by this country
>muh 401k is losing! WHAT THE FUCK TRUMP
this is the current state of cletus
>>17607982
it wouldn't normally and it might not have too but with how much he likes to brag about how great the economy is it would still ding him if it wasn't ATH
>>17608009
and when the average american gets fired cause his company downsizes he'll suddenly give a real shit about the market and blame it on the guy who brags about his economy being the best ever.

Holy shit Robinhood please don’t shit yourself again I haven’t had the chance to switch brokerage yet and today is a big day

>>17607983
porco dio...

>>17608049
Shut up and make me a taco Juan

This should concern you

>>17608034
So the money that was generated by the mega-corporations, wall street billionaires, and Trump tax cuts trickled down to fund his campaign anyway?

>>17607983
Mamma mia what the spaghetti!

thoughts on AAL puts for next week

the premiums aren't crazy expensive yet and they've lost 25% value in their shares in the past week

>>17608069
cheap gas doesn't concern me

>>17608069
What does this mean?

>>17608062
va tutto bene, mamma lagarde ci salverà

>>17603413
how bout another joke murray

Thinking of buying some WWE today. Only thing holding me back is if they cancel Wrestlemania that stock will drop even more.

EVERYONE ABANDON YOUR BAGS AND SELL!!! THIS MARKET IS FUCKED!!@!!

>>17608060
>and when the average american gets fired cause his company downsizes he'll suddenly give a real shit about the market and blame it on the guy who brags about his economy being the best ever.
Fair enough. Just saying normal people do not care about stocks. They care about their job and their bills
>>17608069
Were there not some poor fools here who were longing oil?

>>17608069
Why? It's not like my country's economy is dependent on oil, kek'd. Tell that to the russians or arabs

>>17608014

Wow this is actually going to lead to a recession, im spooked guys this shit stopped being all fun and games

>>17608014
Quality post. Thanks for sharing man.

>>17608081
well you've said it yourself, they've lost 25% this week, not normally a great time to go short. of course in these conditions who the fuck knows

im short spy 2 week close

Cutting my losses 2 weeks ago doesn't seem so bad now.

>>17608081
AAL is priced in it's dropped the most of any airline and has the most upside in its future (corona ending+737 max returning) do what you want but i would think about that seriously

>>17608099
>average american getting fired

Unemployed jumped up higher than expected, btw.

>>17608097
Sure way to get out with a loss.

I think "scooping up cheapies" is starting to get a little worn out for me. You always know it's possible for three market to take a downturn, but so soon after finally convincing myself to take the plunge back in October, feeling like the Bogs aren't just /biz boogeymen

Yeah baby

>>17608069
Russia won't agree to the deal and says it's ready for lower prices. Shale was already getting FUCKED at 50, let alone low 40s. The wave of bankruptcies, bond downgrades, and defaults will be historic.

>>17608097

Imagine being here one month ago, saying you see AMZN at 1800 and MSFT at 160
>>17608118
Yeah. Not good for Trump.

>>17608089
>ha fiducia nel EU

OH NONONONONONONONO

>>17608073
Money only flows up anymore. Trickle down economics is a sham. Run quantitative and you should understand.

UK 10 year gilt yield down 33% today

I finally start earning big money at around 34 years old... start buying into stocks in 2019 and 2020... end up with about $200k invested - and now this shit. I still have about $180k liquid but this market makes me fucking sick. Portfolio will probably be at 175k after today.

>>17608095
WWE stock is low right now and it will get a boost if they sell its ppv to espn which is what Vince is planning but if wrestlemania is cancelled that stock will drop like an absolute rock even more.I would wait 2 weeks

>>17608089
Non parlo italiano, signore, ma l'UE non ci salverà

>>17608118
Yup, crazy beat.
>Nonfarm payrolls rose by 273,000 in February vs. a 175,000 estimate, while the unemployment rate edged lower to 3.5%.
Too bad some dirty chinks will now ruin everything for some time

We are watching the recession unfold first hand.

This is terrifying, literal black swan event is upon us.

OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

What will society look like on the day the Dow dips below 20,000

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

How much are we dumping today?

>>17608156

UK went from 0.33 to 0.216 today

Check this shit out my niggers

>>17608049
coglione demmerda kek

>>17608157

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GET OUT OF THE MARKET, GET OUT OF THE MARKET!

>>17608082
Oil is indicidive of a good economy.
This dead cat will bring everything down hard,crypto too.

>>17608157
Rope sales skyrocketing

My TMV position is getting fucken murdered... Some one get me scotch.

>dow nearly 1k down already
HOLY FUCK

>>17603413
>"I swear tony m m m my lucks gunna change, you'll see, just need one more good run"

>>17608104
We need it. There's always opportunity. Even more so seemingly in chaos. Embrace the future or die in the past.

>>17608156
check the 2 year out. today's the day. SCHRODINGERS CAT IN FULL EFFECT

Futures down 800.

GOD HATES BULLS

>Cramer ringing the bell today

THE PLANES CRASHED INTO THE TOWERS!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>17603554
I'm going big long on BSX

>>17608124
what did you even buy options in?

>>17608146
Get out of the market then dude are you slow?

Everything is fucked

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17608199
Spx puts and ftse puts

>>17608191
where can i find a livestream of this shit?

HOLY SHIT GUYS THE BEAR MARKET JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>17608136
io voto PD.
>>17608149
buona fortuna
>>17608169
c'ho ancora 50.000 da buttarci sopra per mediare
e poi voto PD

What pattern is this?

This virus could literally literally bankrupt American Airlines (again) if the virus doesnt go away by summer like everyone is hoping

>sold my short positions yesterday

>>17608134
That’s more or less when I started putting serious money in, now I’m stuck bagholding

Bears inbound

MARKET ISN'T EVEN OPEN BUT I'M ALREADY SCREAMING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bear will leave its cave forever

>>17608146
Buy some SNSS and you can recover some of that with 0 effort.

>>17608222
collapse.

>>17608220
diocane implodi

>>17608220
>io voto PD

AHAHAHAHA TI MERITI DI PERDERE TUTTI I TUOI SOLDI

>>17608225
Let me guess. A Buffet fan?

>>17608234
taci

>Jim Cramer rings the bell
>biggest point fall day in history

>>17608215
CNBC, I'm watching on TV

>>17608215
CNBC

new
>>17608248
new
>>17608248
new
>>17608248
new
>>17608248
new
>>17608248
new
>>17608248
new
>>17608248

>>17608244
frocio

JUST HOLD AND ACOOOMULATE
>JUST HOLD AND ACOOOMULATE
JUST HOLD AND ACOOOMULATE
>JUST HOLD AND ACOOOMULATE
JUST HOLD AND ACOOOMULATE
>JUST HOLD AND ACOOOMULATE

>>17608237
el legaiolo señores jajajajaja

>>17608223

It already bankrupted the UK'S biggest domestic airline yesterday, all these routes disappeared, although a few were taken on by competitors

The dragon will drip water.

Here is ten year notes chart bro

My dad is CEO of s&p 500 and he said: "son, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17608164
Circuit breakers hit the floor at 9:36am and electrocute several bystanders, the city of Birmingham will cease to exist at 9:40am, the Chinese Communist Party ten minutes later. At the end of the day the US Dollar has equal value to the Yen and most nations will collapse.

So around -5% EoD if the FED is on its feet.

>>17603413
how do i trade

Many fall in the face of chaos. But not this one! Not today.

WITNESS ME!

>>17608216
how much have you made over the last month?

>>17608250
>>17608245
this is gonna get COMFY

>>17608215
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

Link to CNBC live stream for europoors?

>>17608239
I hate Buffet.
Son of a congressman with connections and money, obviously knowing whats up before the rest.

Not saying he is not smart but people, and he himself, seem to pretend he was born a poor shoe makers son with 2.30$ to his name, selling cola to feed his 8 brothers

>>17608336
>>17608355

Shit asked too early, thx mate.
It's Trump fat fucking face on there.

No no no not like this, bros

>>17608355
see
>>17608336

>>17608155
yep

GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE.

REMEMBER THIS WILL BE BIBLICAL

here we go

LET'ER RING

listen to them clapping lmao

>>17608155
Oh god i never witnessed a recession my dick is so hard.

>>17608222
Stairway to hell

>>17608222
Stairway to hell

>>17608222
Retarded gay ass baby market falls down some stairs into fucking bath water.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

MY GAINZ!!!!!!!!@@!!!!!!

ROBINHOOD IS SHITTING ITSELF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>17608294
100% return so far. If we crash, 1000%

HOLY FUCK IM MAKING SO MUCH MONEY ON PUTS AHAHAAHAH

>>17604348
Nothing go back to sleep.

>everything bleeding out
>jet blue and six flags go up

Yeah ok