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Just Fuck My Shit Up Edition

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List of hedge fund holdings:
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>>17593305

>> No.17594431
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CHAINLINK 1000EOY

>> No.17594432

first

>> No.17594439

lets go edition

>> No.17594443

They turned on the pump. They wont let it go lower than -1000 it's a matter of pride and reputation

>> No.17594445
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>tfw /smg/ fell for the bull trap again

Don't say I didn't warn you stupid fucks. Go ahead and "buy the dip" again.

>> No.17594446

>>17594431
This is the least inaccurate stock advice to be given in this thread

>> No.17594449
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Time to sell everything guys.

DON'T END UP ON THE STREETS

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stonks are supposed to go up
not down

>> No.17594455

There's no fucking way we close below 26k. This buying opportunity is fucking legendary.

>> No.17594456
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>YFW Bulls still buy today and are surprised that it drops more tomorrow

>> No.17594459

>>17594431
Based

>> No.17594461

>>17594443
So has this become the Fed's Festung.

>> No.17594466
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AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.17594468

>>17594445
How much money have you lost in the last year??

>> No.17594470
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>>17594416
WAS ANON'S PROPHECY RIGHT???

>> No.17594471

Italy's numbers are exploding. China's exports still haven't recovered. The crash is inevitable.

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Thanks for the money dummy

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>>17594445
Gotta have losers to have winners anon

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>>17594468
>>17594468
>EVERYONE IS PERMA BULL OR PERMA BEAR

>> No.17594483

>>17594471
im certain it will come, but wont hold over the weekend again shits crazy

>> No.17594484

>>17594468
lol, I don't own stonks boomer, I own crypto.

>> No.17594485
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>>17594456
>He sells

>> No.17594486

*BZZZZZZZZ!*
*BZZZZZZZZ!*
*BZZZZZZZZ!*
BETTER PICK UP BULLS YOUR MARGIN IS CALLING

>> No.17594488

FUCKING CRASH ALREADY GOD DAMNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

>> No.17594492

FEDS HELL FUCKING PUMP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU HESITATING FOR

>> No.17594493
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Anyone else long $BGS?

>> No.17594496

This recession can't possibly be 2008 though, right? the 2008 recession was because of housing and shit? We've learned our lesson?

>> No.17594499
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> it's still dropping
HIT THE PUMP BUTTON AGAIN

>> No.17594503

imagine punishing yourself by having money in the stock market right now

>> No.17594511

NOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY HECKING TWENTY SIX FLOORERINO

>> No.17594516
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>> No.17594517

>>17594496
Yeah we’ve learned our lesson 8 times now

>> No.17594520

>>17594470
He's probably just Jewish. I had a dream where I got overcharged on shipping.

>> No.17594519

>-1000

>-1000

>-1000

>-1000

>-1000

>-1000

>> No.17594523

>>17594481
Just using the terms is bad practice
The implications they hold include irrationality, stubbornness, and cocksucking affinity

>> No.17594529

THE PUMP BUTTON FUCKING BROKE FUCK

>> No.17594534

>SPY keeps falling
Come on baby, just a couple more bucks for me and my SPXU calls will be looking good

>> No.17594541

How do I get a Pendulum gf?

>> No.17594542

Reminder, if you redditspace, you need to go back.
If you use doge speak you need to go back.

>> No.17594547

>>17594484
That's even worse!
Bahahahah

>> No.17594554

>>17594523
>not just shitposting despite whatever the market does or what positions you have
not gonna make it

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>>17594416


Threadly Reminder

>> No.17594561
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>>17594503
I am only down 0.49% today I was up 2.5% yesterday, positive for the week and also up 85% on the year. You day trading spergs are really something

>> No.17594570
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PLS REMBER HAPPY DAY /SMG/

>> No.17594576
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"pump eeeet"

>> No.17594586

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>> No.17594594
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>>17594542
>People are perma redditspacers or perma dogespeakers

>> No.17594599

LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN

>> No.17594602
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>> No.17594603

>its another "recession" that actually doesnt change shit like 2008

daily reminder that 2008 happened and we survived just fine, same will happen here, probably even less damage

THIS IT NOT A GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN, it wont affect your life at all

>> No.17594610

What companies will the elite use and own to transfer wealth from the middle class to their own portfolios?

>> No.17594613

How easy is it to take money out of rh? I'm at the day trader limit and am consider dumping the 25k in, not to invest but to not have to deal with the time out. At least while the current volatility fun continues. Rh being a piece of shit the last couple days makes me leery however

>> No.17594614

>>17594570
HAPPY DAY WAS WHEN I HAD MONEY, DUMB BITCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17594618
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>>17594603

>> No.17594619

>>17594610
Robinhood

>> No.17594622
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>>17594542
reminder that's you're a turbo autist who takes too much pride in 4chan if you actually care about the spacing and not the actual things being said
I've been here for well over a decade and I literally do not give a shit and most oldfags don't either

>> No.17594624

>>17594516
>>17594556
I came from /pol/ to laugh and you guys are delivering

>> No.17594625
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AND SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING ILL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT

>> No.17594630
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what time does the real pump start today? i know they'll do it, the bastards

>> No.17594632

>>17594603
>daily reminder that 2008 happened and we survived just fine, same will happen here, probably even less damage


Fuck off amerifat, this time its also your country time to pay.

>> No.17594635
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17594637

>>17594614

kek

>> No.17594639
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP PUMPING IT
THIS IS RUINING ALL MY PUTS

>> No.17594643

>>17594618
you know i'm right. best case scenario its "another" 2008 and things get slightly more expensive for a few months and thats it

worst case its even more of a nothingburger and it all goes up next week

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GUYS CHECK THE FUTURES FOR EVERY SINGLE COUNTRY
IT'S HAPPENING

>> No.17594648

>>17594603
>global pandemic wont affect your life at all
>in a country full of unhealthy burgers with diabetes
100 credit points have been deposited to your social credit score - xi

>> No.17594655

>>17594632
>this is America’s fault and not China’s
Ok chang

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>>17594647
*destroys the world

>> No.17594661

posted in the wrong thread.

Market is falling because Pocahontas dropped out. This is just an over reaction. Buy it or short volatility right now. The daily bottom is in. Only up from here.

>> No.17594663

Thought 17 was a good entry point for MAXR. Waaaaaay wrong!

>> No.17594667
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First UK death

FTSE will be interesting tomorrow

>> No.17594668

>>17594630
I think it just did

>> No.17594674

they just turned on the pumps...

>> No.17594679

I WANT THE ORANGE OUT

NOW!!!!!!!!

>> No.17594684

>>17594661
IT WAS HER TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17594685

WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING BACK
GO BACK DOWN

>> No.17594689

>>17594674
the pumps are broken, we perma bear market now

>> No.17594701
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MY FINAL PRICE TARGET IS 0 BY THE END OF THE MONTH

>> No.17594704
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>>17594689
POMP IT
OR ELSE

>> No.17594706

OH NONONONOONNO

BEARS BTFO
WE GOING BACK UPP

>> No.17594712
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Anyone here that still listens to trip fags?

Bobo theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcDM3wHqC38

Bulls theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ3G0oS-OWY

>> No.17594719

>>17594684
Now it's time to Feel the BERN, and corporations are scared of finally having to pay taxes.

>> No.17594720

lmao bearcucks on sucide watch

>> No.17594722

>>17594706
IT WAS A NOTHINBURGER AFTER ALL

HAPPENINGFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO
BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO

WE WON BULLS

>> No.17594724
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Should i hold this over the weekend? How long until the big one that doubles my money

>> No.17594738

https://www.wsj.com/articles/coronavirus-snarls-trans-pacific-shipping-and-ripples-through-u-s-business-11583432172?
FOOD IS ROTTING!

>> No.17594739
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Ooooooofffffff

>> No.17594745

>>17594739

LMAOOOOO

>> No.17594747

>>17594739
Cruise ships are floating Petri dishes anyway

>> No.17594749

>>17594739
IT'S JUST THE FLU DUDE LMAOOOO

>> No.17594760

>>17594739
Anyone get some puts in?

>> No.17594763

>>17594712
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcDM3wHqC38&feature=emb_title
nice bookmarked for future trading sessions

>> No.17594765

>>17594739
>Americans suddenly find out that everything that has to do with tourism will tank completely

>> No.17594769

This why why we needed Yang™

>> No.17594771

THE BULLS ARE BACK

>> No.17594783
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And we're going back doooOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17594785
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>>17594674
The dark side of the charts is a pathway to powers many consider to be... unnatural.

>>17594407

>> No.17594789

Scam pump
We'll crash hard soon

>> No.17594792
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>>17594771
Yep, definitely snagged some bottom today.

>> No.17594794

WE

ARE

BACK

>> No.17594799
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>>17594783

>> No.17594809

>>17594720

>Down 900
>bearcucks on suicide watch

>> No.17594824

>>17594739
I'm not buying this shit until I'm absolutely sure we've hit bottom (it's a 0% chance that happens within the month), but I'll definitely be buying cheapies somewhere down the line.

>> No.17594827

>>17594806
Is le crab market the final boss of markets?

>> No.17594834
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We warned you dawg we told you

>> No.17594838

Can they papm it back to green? Holy fuck imagine the pink wojaks. Actually a little worried they will- bears would be liquidated left and right and the market would shoot up.

>> No.17594844

>>17594827
crustaceans are not capable of mercy

>> No.17594846

>He shorted?
>Pump it

>> No.17594847
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-1000 celebration

>> No.17594850

>>17594785
palpatine will spy go below 300 tomorrow

>> No.17594852

The fed woke up

>> No.17594853
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HNNNNGGGGG

>> No.17594856

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
Like clockwork, like pottery
GET FUCKED BULLS, DAY OF THE MATADOR WHEN?

>> No.17594867

>market bottomed
TIME FOR THE COUNTERATTACK BULLBROS

>> No.17594870
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>>17594838
They will pump it tomorrow. See pic related.

>> No.17594871

Feels so fucking good making money off of america fucking crashing and burning.

>> No.17594872

REMINDER IF WE CLOSE ABOVE 305 ON SPY WE GO GREEN TOMORROW

>> No.17594873

>>17594484
That's even more embarassing lol

>> No.17594877

>>17594827
When was it not?

>> No.17594879

>pumping again

>> No.17594888

Pocahontas dropped out apparently.

>> No.17594891
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>>17594792

I'm buying dips and selling them a day later for decent gains. Is it really this easy to obtain tendies?

>> No.17594894

>>17594853
What stonks does she hold, /smg/?

>> No.17594895

>>17594867
fugg almost 100 pints reclaimed

>> No.17594897

>>17594870
the big brain play

>> No.17594899
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>>17594871

at least we have something to burn

>> No.17594900

>>17594872
Tomorrow is either crab or another red day.
No one wants to hold over the weekend.

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Millions will die.

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>mfw still losing in value

>> No.17594911

>>17594900
people said this last week and look what happened/

>> No.17594915

>>17594891
As long as you time it right. Good luck.

>> No.17594919
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WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

>> No.17594921

Careful here bears. 10y beginning to show signs of stablizing ~0.91% right now. I expect to go sideways or a slight pump by EOD.

If 10Y drops to test 0.9% and breaks, expect another leg lower in the equity markets.

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>>17594908

Excelsior!

>> No.17594931

>>17594661
Sub 24 Dow by Sunday.

>> No.17594932

>>17594891
You have to go back

>> No.17594934
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>Post in this thread two weeks ago with China Pollution chart
>Bro it's a nothing burger xd
>Went full cash and full comfy

Who's laughing now.

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>>17594894
gold, like her hair

>> No.17594941
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HERE THEY COME!!!!!!!!

>> No.17594945

>>17594930
idk why but this is hilarious

>> No.17594946
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>>17594915

I make my own luck, senpai.

>> No.17594951

>>17594930
WTF do you have?

>> No.17594954
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CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA
>CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA
CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA
>CLARK COUNTY NV CONFIRMS FIRST CASE OF COVID-19 - KTNV LAS VEGAS AREA

All the business conferences gonna be canceled soon

>> No.17594961

>>17594941
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

>> No.17594975

imagine how hard it's going to bounce when "corona cured" appears. i am so fucking ready.

>> No.17594977

>>17594954
short vegas

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>>17594921
If they're dumb enough to gamble in these volatile times they deserve what they get. If you aren't a comfy bear in current year you're no better than the bulls.

>> No.17594989

>>17594975
>he thinks "SARS 2.0: Now with AIDS" has a cure

>> No.17594995
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DO AMERICANS REALLY?

>> No.17595001

>>17594975
i imagine it going like this: first there are gonna be news about a promising vaccine which will slighlty pump the market. Then dip again and all smart money are gonna start buying, then the pumpening

>> No.17595004

>>17594979
im the guy that lost 60k

>> No.17595009
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>>17594975
>He thinks there will be a cure before it mutates into a new strain

>> No.17595017
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>>17594979

>Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.

Live in fear then, senpai.

>> No.17595023

>>17594995
the virus can't kill us all soon enough

>> No.17595029

>>17594975
We dont even have a cure for influenza

>> No.17595031
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>>17594995

i dont care what anyone says, this is the best timeline

>> No.17595039

>>17595029
OH FUCK

>> No.17595045
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>> No.17595063

slightly green today. Sold puts and am shorting now since the IV premium spiked up too much

>> No.17595073

the madman actually did it
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235568602696355840?s=20

>> No.17595074
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>>17595045
'unacceptable testing!'

>> No.17595075

>>17594938
that looks like one of frasier's girlfriends

>> No.17595082

>>17595045
This is pretty bullish. You can't have positive tests if you don't have test kits.

>> No.17595085

>>17595073
based

>> No.17595086
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>>17594995
this is legitimately pretty funny

>> No.17595099

>>17595073
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>> No.17595101

>>17595017
Julius Caesar was a paranoid schizophrenic who fell down all the time.

>> No.17595110
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17595110

Yep, I'm thinking this effort is short lived. Iron hands on my SQQQ.

>> No.17595112
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>>17595073

Absolutely based.

God bless America!

>> No.17595115

>>17594416
THE ETERNAL COSTCO MARCHES ON!

>> No.17595119

>>17594661
Why would it drop now? Everyone knew she was done for since Tuesday night.

>> No.17595135

>>17595110
too bad you only get 3x. i got 20x.

>> No.17595145

>>17595119
Virus fears overcoming intrest rate cuts biden nominee and endless fed pumping

>> No.17595146

>>17595119
She made the announcement today. We didn't know if she was going to continue to steal votes from Bernie, but now everybody is afraid her supporters are going to flock to Sanders.

>> No.17595153

>>17594975
Even if development of a cure/vaccine doesn't run into insurmountable obstacles in the biology like the SARS vaccine did, synthesis and distribution of such a product at this stage is not likely to be globally viable considering that Western medical infrastructure can't even stock/manufacture fucking masks and PCR kits properly -- and that's disregarding the problems of the even ore shithole countries tied into our drug and PPE supply chains. Either the virus gets quarantined to shit like in China until it burns out or it chews through the global population until herd immunity is established.

>> No.17595156
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17595170

GAMESTOP CHADS RISE THE FUCK UP

>> No.17595176

>>17595156
love this nigga

>> No.17595181
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You are fighting forces you do not understand.

>> No.17595185
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17595185

Holy FUCK the goalpost shifting on CNBC

>Well you know the 10 year is holding above .9 so that's a reassuring sign

>> No.17595186

10Y is taking the fuck off, don't catch yourself on the wrong side.

>> No.17595187

>>17595073
ABSOLUTELY BASED

>> No.17595189
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17595189

It could be worse, you could be broke AND have corona.
And at least you can have a good wank tonight.

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>>17595156
Pink wojaks are an indication that it's time to go long, correct? It's BULLTIME.

>> No.17595195
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>>17594850
Uncertain, there are things even I cannot see my dear boy. But rest assured it will go red, the Fedi and their ilk will be destroyed in time.

>> No.17595196

DIS 2021 150 calls

>> No.17595197

>>17595063
What constitutes "to much"?

>> No.17595202

>>17594719
He doesn’t have a chance in hell, and Biden is basically Hillary. You get more trump

>> No.17595204

>>17594765
it's a win-win, really. if tourism bounces back after this (which i think it will, big time) then i make money. if it doesn't, then all the fucking normies will not be swarming MY japan and i can enjoy it in peace.

>> No.17595205

>>17595185
In day to day trading this is right. Long term obviously its a nightmare.

>> No.17595206

THE FUTURE OF COMMERCE AND BIOLOGICAL WARFARE IS GAMESTOP THE PRICE ACTION TODAY CONFIRMS THIS

>> No.17595210

JUST.
FUCKING.
TANK ALREADY.

LET IT ALL BURN.

>> No.17595211

>>17595196
What premium?

>> No.17595216

>>17595189
nice knowing she still has the best scene in that entire cartoon

>> No.17595217

>>17595196
literally cannot go tits up besides an apocalypse

>> No.17595220

BOBO GET AWAY FROM MY BOTTOM!!!!

>> No.17595224

>>17595185
Euro here, and I dont get it..
isnt supposed to be good and sign of a strong economy when the rates of national bonds get lower, as it is happening in usa? Why do you guys say it's a bad thing?

>> No.17595225

>>17595170
Calls?

>> No.17595228

>people are still buying this crash
unbelievable

>> No.17595234

WOODROW

>> No.17595235

>>17595202
Hillary was virulently hated and loathed. Woe unto thee who thinks Joe is on her level.

>> No.17595241

>>17595228
It's called price action, there will always be someone buying support or else the entire market would have no value and collapse

>> No.17595242

>>17595225
Nah Volatility is too high you'll get killed on the vol crush

>> No.17595246

>>17594995

>this dumbass has the nuclear bombs code

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17595247

Can someone edit the raiden vs senator fight cutscenes and replace senator with a bear please
>"why won't you die"

>> No.17595249
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>>17595220
FUCK BOBO

>> No.17595256

>>17595135
Based, it's probably a good think I don't go searching for something like that. The occasional options scalp is about as comfortable as I get with leverage.

>> No.17595258

https://apps.newyorkfed.org/markets/autorates/temp

welp, THIRD day of 100B+ repo ops

>> No.17595261
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new to stocks, don't gaps like these always get filled? that means we have to go back up right? gaps like this don't happen in crypto

>> No.17595267

>>17595261
Lol fucking idiot

>> No.17595271

>>17595261
That is a gap in *time*. Between market close and market open. The trading that happened in between that timespan was going on in the futures markets

>> No.17595273

>>17595261

weekends exist

>> No.17595274

>>17595241
That's what should happen

>> No.17595277

>>17595246
Twitter fights are stupid but why the panic?

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I didnt even get a (You)

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>>17595261
All you have to do is die.

>> No.17595290

>>17595235
Don't worry about quid pro quo uncle joe 30330. Ukraine just opened the investigation into Burisma and the prosecutor that was fired. Expect CNN, Telemundo, and MSDNC to go no where near it, but we'll get some questions about it during the Trump Biden debates coming this summer to a stream near you.

>> No.17595297

>>17594542
>4chan is my safe space and you have to type according to my specifications

haha

you know

i don't think that i will

awoo

>> No.17595301

Y’know, yahoo finance actually has a pretty decent chart for free

>> No.17595305
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17595305

Where my /cash gang/ brothers at who admit they have no idea how this will play out.

>> No.17595308

>>17595235

This. For some reason people acted like hillary was scum of the earth. She turned a lot of democrats to vote trump just because they were fed up with her and the system. Despite that she still won the popular vote.

Trump is done for. FINISHED

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>>17595258
The cap on 2-week terms reduced from $25b down to $20b. The overnight cap reduced to $100b. Banks are feeling the crunch, and Powell is trying to tell us everything is fine
>>17594205
>>17594224
>>17594229
>>17594282
>>17594887

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>>17595271
>>17595273
yes i understand what caused it i'm saying doesn't the market usually move back to "fill" the gap?

>> No.17595316

>>17595308
Joe Biden is probably one of the worst candidates to ever run for president hes a legit retard

>> No.17595321

>>17595224
Because it means people are leaving the stock market and staying out, which makes prices plummet.

>> No.17595326

>>17595274
Uhm, no? Do you live on the streets already or what?

>> No.17595328

>>17595282
You

Will get there one day fren

It’s about the journey, not the destination. Because it doesn’t exist, it’s never enough and because of that we’ll all be ruined eventually.

>> No.17595334

>>17595316
he's also a pedo semi-openly

>> No.17595338

>>17595315
Why would it?

>> No.17595340
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17595340

>gold on track to break $1700

YOU

WERE

WARNED

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>>17595328
Im 100% TVIX .. I think ill be fine

>> No.17595345
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>>17595196
dont fuck me on this

>> No.17595348
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>>17595282
Hey, that's me

>> No.17595350

>>17595341
>100% tvix
sell it now, you're one of the lucky ones

>> No.17595352
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17595352

You scared yet?

>> No.17595361

>>17595345
dont do it retard.

>> No.17595362
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>REMINDER,TEN YEAR YIELDS HAVE NOT RISEN ABOVE .95% SINCE OPEN.

> Relatively low volume today

>> No.17595366
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Yesterday

>> No.17595374

>>17595352
literally old news

>> No.17595375

>>17595341
Based, dont let the bulls take these gains from those firm hands

>> No.17595377
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>>17595366
Today

>> No.17595379

>>17595350
Didnt you read what I said SPX 3008 at the bell

>> No.17595381

>>17595374
That report just came out yesterday

>> No.17595383

My put Options are up 60% today and this isn't even half of what I expect to happen throughout this month

>> No.17595386
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17595386

IT’S BEEN CRABBING ALL AFTERNOON
ITS GOING TO DUMP HARD SOON

>> No.17595387

>>17595305
i've been wading in a little bit, but i keep going back and forth on breaking the seals on a couple of no penalty CDs I have down payment money sitting in

>> No.17595391

>>17595315
no, there exists a futures market

>> No.17595393

>>17595316

that's still better than the #1 worse president, trump

>> No.17595400
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>>17595386
its gonna pump

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>>17594614
make money with us on the way down being a bear boi anon

>> No.17595405

It was a huge mistake letting you fuckers talk me into the stock market. I should have stuck with my CDs

>> No.17595407

Will an IV Crush reduce the value of even call options if the value goes up?

>> No.17595409

Every casino stock is broked

>> No.17595413
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>>17595348
Im sorry friend

>> No.17595416

>>17595345
>Doesn't know about the IV crush

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>>17595405
What's next, investing in vinyl?

>> No.17595420
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>>17595340
I BELIEVED AND WAS REWARDED.

>> No.17595423
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SAUDI ARABIA CLOSES GRAND MOSQUE OVER GROWING FEARS OF CORONAVIRUS

>> No.17595430
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>>17595405
These threads are full of LARPers playing pretend thinking they are wolf of Wall Street
It’s cringe and gay, what did you expect?

>> No.17595431
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>all sectors are red
>broker won't let me buy options
Lads, how do I make money in this market? I'm bleeding money every day.

>> No.17595434

>>17595405
Do you have indexes?

>> No.17595436
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17595436

So it begins.

>> No.17595438

I saw a small bank run in Texas last friday. Over 20 people lined up at the ATM. Kind of funny seeing it in current century. I'm curious if it will be worse tomorrow

>> No.17595449
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>>17595386
Quite the opposite. The bulls are going to walk right into my trap.

Tomorrow will be the final word in the story of rebellion.

>> No.17595454

>>17595434

About 4000 dollars worth. I'm waiting to break even then I'm fucking checking out

>> No.17595462

>>17595436
>London Breed
the simulation is real

>> No.17595465

when do i start DCAing? I dont want to start too early

>> No.17595471

Accidentally did a market buy for a reverse etf and it was like $1.00 higher per share. so now the market has to crash a lot harder for me to make money damn

>> No.17595473

>>17595438
>bank runs
>when FDIC insurance exists

Why would people do this?

>> No.17595474
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17595474

One of these drops will be The Big One

>> No.17595480

>>17595465
The best time to start DCAing was like 10 years ago kid. The second best time is now.

>> No.17595481

>>17595454
you got no idea what you're doing.

The point is to make money over a long period of time. You should be buying more right now.

>> No.17595486

>>17595465
>he doesn't know

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>>17595405
you should have invested in beanie babies when you had the chance

>> No.17595496

why aren't the bull fags rallying? i wanted to purchase more puts

lets go fags.

>> No.17595500

>>17595487
but I do own FNKO

>> No.17595501

>>17595465
the whole point of DCAing is that you aren't trying to time it.. do you understand?

>> No.17595504

>>17594416
WATCH LIVE: Army officials address coronavirus at the Pentagon – 3/5/2020

ITS OVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AOqA4Gphw0

>> No.17595514
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17595514

>bought gold mining stock before closing yesterday
>started at +3% today
>started slowly tanking with the market until it was -1%
>sold once it was only -0.14% because everything just kept going down and I'm not feeling to optimistic about anything atm
>shot up 3.13% before closing
>feel dead inside
This is how I trade. Just wanted to share.

>> No.17595516

>>17595504
go away, leaf

>> No.17595526
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1000 points down and margin calls start at 2:30

>> No.17595527

>>17594496
Lmao at this deluded retard

>> No.17595538

>>17595431
Buy VXX shares baka

>> No.17595539
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>tfw have nothing but cash, property, and Roth 401k

Who /boomer/ here?

>> No.17595542

your reaction when SPY breaks 300 today?

>> No.17595546

1K POINTS AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17595548
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>> No.17595551

>>17595473
They were poor people in minorities. Was kind of funny to be honest

>> No.17595556

>>17595542
they won't let it happen

>> No.17595557
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>>17595436
BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
>BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
>BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
>BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
>BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD
>BOTH ARE COMMUNITY SPREAD

>> No.17595566
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>-1,040
bye bye dead cat bounce
hello pit of oblivion

>> No.17595567

>>17595542
Blowing my biggest load since I unloaded on a married woman's wedding ring

>> No.17595568
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>>17595542
It wont

>> No.17595569

BEST NEWS EVER HAHAHAHHAHAH

FUCK SAN SHITHOLE

>> No.17595574

>>17595514
A coward’s death

>> No.17595575

>>17595557
Can we just ignore when it comes to California? I want them to die in silence, it's probably the most disgusting place on earth either way

>> No.17595577

Press F boys

Its over

>> No.17595581

>>17595575
more disgusting than new york city?

>> No.17595586

How much lower can it feasibly go? I'm planning on going all in tomorrow

>> No.17595588

>>17595539
Right here. Although I do have like 8k still in the market, it's mostly in long term boomer stocks with divvys so I'm not tripping.

>> No.17595589
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>>17595386
I TOLD YOU GUYS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

>> No.17595590
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>>17595542
I’ll lose on my hedged calls but I’m almost all in on tomorrow anyway. I’ll sell 3/4 if it breaks 300 and my profit margin will be untouchable.

>> No.17595594

>>17595581
yes by a lot

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>>17595542
80% cash. Do it. I want cheapies.

>> No.17595596

>>17595557
california is fucked

>> No.17595604

>>17595590
shut the fuck up already cringelord

>> No.17595608

>>17595586
IT WONT STOP UNTIL 15K WE ARE FUCKED

>> No.17595612

Can someone redpill me on snss.

>> No.17595615

>>17595577
it's not over, we still have 90 more minutes. also don't worry 26k is going to hold. just buy the dip here.

>> No.17595629
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17595629

GOING ALL IN AFTER THIS BEAR TRAP

>> No.17595631
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>>17595604
You bulls make it too easy. If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed.

>> No.17595633

>>17595568
what is this voodoo shit? can you also predict how long my shits are?

>> No.17595634

Is some one baking a new thread?

>> No.17595640

>>17595612
it's a meme

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>>17595557
We had a good run.

>> No.17595642

>>17595586
Some guy I chat with who made a model that predicted btc bottom within like +/-30% and +/- 2 months says he wouldn't be surprised if spy falls 50% from its high.

We've got a depression incoming and a pandemic taking off.

>> No.17595646

>>17595634
There's another one here created much earlier we can recycle >>17595168

>> No.17595649

>>17595586
A-as in buying? It can go lower, anon. It can go much lower. WHO, CDC, and Harvard sources put this as a very possibly Spanish flu tier pandemic. This isn't one you want to buy too early.

>> No.17595652

>>17595586
the last 30 minutes will be a pump. it'll end around the same as EOD

>> No.17595655

Need a new thread. Someone make one.

>> No.17595657
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>>17595631
Bobo mad

>> No.17595659

I can see corona hurting the economy when it affects china, but will it really hurt america's economy by infecting america? I feel like that will just make people spend more.

>> No.17595661

>>17595642

>some crackpot said a thing

>> No.17595680

>>17595659
burgers are prone to die due to pre existing conditions like diabetes. no consumers left for americas economy duh.

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17595702

>>17595657
Always.


Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

>> No.17595727

>>17595680

Diabetics have a 7% mortality rate

>> No.17595730

>>17595680
Imagine all the fat, old and sick people died.
housing and jobs a plenty

>> No.17595738

NOOOO! KEEP DROPPING!
I WANT TO MAKE 200% today vs 100%

>> No.17595753

>>17595738
Spy puts?

>> No.17595758

>>17595753
SQQQ and SPXS calls

>> No.17595773

>>17595569
Someone got Bounced from the Bay

>> No.17595775

>>17595730
this
the housing market is going to get flooded

>> No.17595795

>>17595758
Nice.

What expiration date and strike price did you get in at?

>> No.17595816
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17595816

who's making money today??

>> No.17595832

>>17595795
SQQQ $26 3/20
SQQQ $30 4/17

SPXS $22 4/17
SPXS $30 4/17

Probably gonna unload my march contracts next week

>> No.17595835

I love seeing a 4 digit red number

>> No.17595847

>>17594541
Change it to pendula

>> No.17595858

>>17594516
Hows your 401k?

>> No.17595860

>>17594541
You date his older sister.

>> No.17595875

General sentiment for tomorrow?

>> No.17595891

Incoming.

>> No.17595892
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17595892

>>17594630
Pump Machine broke

>> No.17595896

>>17595875

The bounces are over. Down 1312 points tomorrow.

41 deaths in Italy today

>> No.17595926
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17595926

THIS MARKET IS FUCKED

ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

GET READY FOR A HUGE SPIKE IN CASES

USA IS NOT READY. OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM IS NOT GOOD AT THIS TYPE OF OUTBREAK

IT WILL BE WORSE IN USA THAN IN CHINA

GET READY TO SEE ANOTHER 10% OFF EVERYTHING

GET READY BEARS

>> No.17595933

>>17595835

And I got my wish

>> No.17595942

>>17595926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AOqA4Gphw0
Military actually has it's shit together.

>> No.17595952

WHO KEEPS BUYING THIS SHIT

>> No.17595954
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>>17595926
i want to believe, but they just always pump it
watch, pump begins at 3

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17595956

>>17595875
Bear market in full swing

>> No.17595968
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17595968

S&P bottom = 2,400
screencap this

>> No.17595970

>>17595315
No, that's a meme.

>> No.17595983

>>17595892
26k floor still intact. you've had all fucking day to buy.

>> No.17595986

>>17595832
Wait...

Wouldn't the share price need to reach $26 (in the case of SQQQ) for you to start seeing profit?

>> No.17596002
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17596002

>tfw sold yesterday
>tfw many anons didn't manage to sell on time

please tell me that you've made it

>> No.17596011

>>17595986
dont tell him

>> No.17596024

>>17596011
Yeah. Time to start reading up.

>> No.17596059

I fucked up.... I bought the VXX puts and VXX keeps going up.

>> No.17596067

SHOULD I SPEND MY LAST 800 ON INDEX FUNDS NOW OR TOMORROW

>> No.17596083

>>17596067
spend 800 on a gun and bullets friend

>> No.17596127

BTC looks like about to pump

>> No.17596196

4%, here we go

>> No.17596233

>>17595892
this looks photoshopped

>> No.17596333

>>17594739
Boomers BIG mad.

>> No.17596383
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17596383

took profits on 40 of my 50 sqqq $29 3/20 calls. I don't want to be greedy and buy back in tomorrow because i'm finally up almost 10% after trying to just break even for three years, and greedy moves like that fucked me before

>> No.17596415

DOW KEEPS GOING DOWN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

>> No.17596445

>>17595261
Please just sell and never invest again if you like money.

>> No.17596461

>>17596383
greed was your mistake in the pats
but now it would have been your virtue
that's how these things work
get ready for the regret

>> No.17596512

>>17596461
i refuse to wring my hands over money i "could have" made had i known the future.

>> No.17596543

>>17596512
no ragrets

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>> No.17596557

>$SIX puts

wew lad

>> No.17596565
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17596565

HITTING THE 26K BOTTOM OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH FUCK IM GONNA COOM AND THE MARKETS ARE STILL RED

>> No.17596590

>>17595986
By expiration, yes. Which is why i'm not gonna take the risk and hold it till then, I'll take my 100% profit on my march contracts and open more.

>>17596059
Hows that 26k floor going?

>> No.17596622

brooos, fucking trading restrictions, wanted to open syntetic short on UVXY, but have some broker induced trading restrictions which will take up to 24h to resolve. Please tell me UVXY is still gonna be in 30+ territory tomorrow, pretty pls

>> No.17596631

Come on you bitch break that 26k wall and crash you faggot.

>> No.17596637

That's a big swing
is that the fed

>> No.17596674

WHO THE FUCK BUYS IN THIS SITUATION FUCK OFF MARKET MANIPULATORS

>> No.17596705

>>17596622
just have a cash account and trade 3x leveraged etfs daily not fucking rocket science

>> No.17596726
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17596726

>>17596674
I bought today this is a great opportunity!

>> No.17596748

>>17596637
Nah, 2996 (on ES) is an important must hold level for now. It will look terrible if we break it before market close

>> No.17596764
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17596764

>>17596726

Based.

I bought Apple shares.

Excelsior!

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17596767

>guy shit on me for buying uxvy
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

>> No.17596780

>>17596705
i have this dawg, but did not log to the broker account for some time and these fuckers introduced some new policy for trading ETP I had to agree with and it will take up to 24h till they re-enable it for me senpai. I'm fuckd as the market is gonna be fucking green tomorrow

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17596781

fuck you stock market
watching you tank is giving me pleasure

>> No.17596824

>>17596767
pls tell me it's still gonna go up for a bit based UVXY bro

>> No.17596897

>>17596824
>>17596824
It only gets worse(better) from here lad im not selling till im at 500$ atleast

>> No.17596949

>>17596897
whew lad not sure thats gonna happen, that would mean total fucking meltdown