/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17590121

My Mom came downstairs and I was fucking my onahole. And she was like "honey did you buy any Ethereums today?" I said "IT'S CALLED NULINK NOW" and she just looked at me like I was crazy and said she would bring me my tendies.

>>17590139
110$

I was at the gym performing some bench presses, but I couldn't stop thinking about oracles and I've gotta admit, I was getting pretty fired up. I looked around and found out that everyone was staring at me. Apparently I was saying "Be the orcale, fuck yeah, bE THE ORACLE" out loud. I thought I was going to have to change gyms again, but then other people started saying it too. I got high fives from everyone except for the manager, he's hard to please.

When I got home I was still pretty pumped up and wanted to capitalize on my newfound glory. I exploded through the front door and stared straight through my wife's soul with the fury of the four winds. Her clothes disintegrated. I shoved my tongue so far up her ass that I carved my initials into the next day's turd. (but not for identification purposes) She kept screaming "No me gusta! No me gusta!" I dont know what that means, but I started screaming it too. Nulink changed my life guys. It can change yours too.

>>17590121
That's actually a genius logo.
The NU looks like a link in a chain

>>17591021
the whole project is genius. and brainlet anons selling their 2MM bag of LTC for pennies

>>17590337
I know your discord sucks at photoshop so I fixed image for you

>>17591247
Kek! I bump your other thread anon, remember youre here forever.

>>17590121
Look at these mongoloids. I sold their scam for $110, cashed into 25 free link for $4.72 and a big mac.

Look at their fucking bitcoin talk thread. What an absolute disaster. Pic related.

These pajeets think they can wash trade all day but I snuck .498 eth out of their little scam, made some money off them while i was at it.

Then I went to every exchange and gave them a heads up email about nuLink, explaining this wash traded scam. The airdrop was an sec violation and they will all be receiving letters in the mail. The exchanges were thankful for the the alert.

Heres some tips on their spam talking points:
>but it's a community driven project
Yeah, with nusirgay owning 35% of the tokens he can dump happily
>but the daily volume is up from 50 to 500 after a week
All wash trades, just look at etherscan
>but we have a testnet and oracles running
Nobody cares about what that is, every other project has a testnet. Even chainlink, and they had theirs a year ago
>but the whitepaper is plain speak
Whitepapers need to be more than 2 pages long and full of grammatical errors.

Do your part and report all nuLink threads, dox all nuLinkers, and back me up on bitcointalk.

>>17592714

FUCK JANNIES
FUCK OLDLINKERS
FUCK ERIC
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK THE SEC

>>17592817
WE SHALL RISE ANONS

>>17591247
Best meme to come out of biz in a long time

>>17590189
I keked