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I hope you all understand that as humans, we can't let the insectoids get away with this mess. Humans of all nations will have to unite and make the Yellow pay. Pic related for every brave soldier when we are done.
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>>17591350

>> No.17592289

get that chinky coofer outta my bread

>> No.17592290

FIRST FOR SCREAMING

>> No.17592295

Never invested before
Just put in 7000 dollars in a blind splurge
Will I regret it?

>> No.17592299

ITS OVER.

>> No.17592302
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Can we keep the cringe to a minimum please? Yeah thanks

>> No.17592305

might call SPY at 308 EOW

>> No.17592307

>>17592270
What do you all think about where energy is going in the future.

Exxon Mobil is crazy huge and working on carbon capture and such. If there is a big shift towards electric cars in the future following some big battery tech breakthrough how will they survive and continue to grow?

>> No.17592308
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>> No.17592313

Who here shorting tesla? It never fails.

>> No.17592314
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>>17592295
I did this too, here's to us bro

>> No.17592316

>>17592270
daily reminder that VTIQ is the next TSLA and they have billions of dollars in preorders for their trucks already

https://www.benzinga.com/news/20/03/15468547/fuel-cell-class-8-startup-nikola-going-public-with-3-3-billion-valuation

>> No.17592320

>>17592307
This. Xom is so cheap, do I buy?

>> No.17592321

>>17592270
CRAB BROS WHERE YOU AT

>> No.17592325
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>> No.17592330
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Before you make dumb decisions please notice that the market has been trending upwards this week

>> No.17592332

>>17592305
yeah dude pandemics are a bull market

>> No.17592333

>>17592295
In the short term? maybe.
In the long term? no.

>> No.17592340

(((WHO))) corona update about to happen. Might shake things up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IQw6eeFPBk

>> No.17592343
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FUCK SHITSLA YOU SHOULDNT BE WORTH EVEN 100 DOLLARS DIE DIE DIE

>> No.17592344

>>17592321
I couldn't take it anymore. All cash now

>> No.17592345

>>17592116
>>17592178
apparently degiro isn't allowed to store your money and instead funnels it into bonds, meh.
I already have an IBKR account, but the international wiring fees are really killing me. as an europoor I could only dream of having a good local broker that doesn't charge you 10€ for every order and not even offer real option trading.

>> No.17592349

WARREN IS OUT!
Here comes the fall!

>> No.17592352

>>17592330
yeah because of rate cut, liquidity injection and biden nomination. im sure you'll get those every week though

>> No.17592359
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UNCAGE ZE BEAR

>> No.17592368
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>>17592349
fuck yeah, here we go...

>> No.17592372
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>>17592305
>OTM calls for a friday in a bear market

>> No.17592373
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>>17592359

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>2 Kings 2:23-24
BIBLICAL

>> No.17592385

>>17592349
i dont understand politics that well, why would warren dropping out cause stocks to fall? it would just consolidate bidens position right? or does warren voters have a lot of crossover with sanders?

>> No.17592386

>>17592270
You better deliver anon.

>> No.17592387
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17592387

>Stock Market is going down and up by 1000 points every day
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

>> No.17592388

>>17592349
That's good for the market no? She will hand her delgates to based old no Malarkey man?

>> No.17592391

>its going up

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO DOWN GO DOWN I WANT -5%

>> No.17592392

>>17592385
......just DCA into an index and don't worry about i

>> No.17592395

where can I day trade with sub 25k accounts? meaning platforms I can fund with a few grand, buy, sell and immediately rebuy? thanks

>> No.17592397

>52% of recent college graduates believe socialism is better than capitalism
Stock market won't exist in 20 years.

>> No.17592400

>>17592345
well that's a good thing. you want to be in bonds during a recession risk

>> No.17592401
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>>17592387
Algos, stupidity, Fed interference, stupidity.

>> No.17592402
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>>17592387
I warned you all.

>> No.17592407

>>17592395
nowhere. it's a federal rule.

>> No.17592408

>>17592395
Nowhere because its a fed regulation retard.

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>>17592359

>> No.17592414

>>17592397
>52% of recent college graduates are mentally retarded
> News at 11

>> No.17592418

>>17592397
will i be able to cash out my shorts afterwards or am i going to have to shoot people to get my returns?

>> No.17592420

>>17592340
>suck China's dick
>accept refugees
>still not a pandemic
>give us more gibs
It's like that every time. Pointless to watch it.

>> No.17592422
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17592422

Will we be retesting last week's low tomorrow? Speak now.

>> No.17592427

RELEASE THE BUNNIES

>> No.17592428

>>17592422
yes

>> No.17592429
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>>17592412
That's the cutest bear that there ever was

>> No.17592431

>>17592422
No

>> No.17592437
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FEAR TIME

>> No.17592438

>>17592422
maybe

>> No.17592444

>>17592307
Quit memeing and look at this question.

Is this what the rest of the cryptofaggot threads feel like? Endless memes?

>> No.17592445

Any good shorts not a premium rn?

>> No.17592446

>>17592270
I just made 18k selling weed stocks lmao feels good

>> No.17592450

>>17592385
The progressive vote is no longer split, and most people will now go to Bernie, creating further uncertainty.

>> No.17592451

>>17592422
Not quite. We will just skip right past it when monday opens though

>> No.17592454

>>17592407
>>17592408
I am aware of the rule, but I am looking for a platform that clears trades quickly so I wont need to use margin and thus not be subject to that rule. In the current year there is no reason for waiting a day or two for ACH is there?

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>>17592359

>> No.17592456
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>> No.17592462

It's about time to rocket up. Bears gonna get fucked again. You better close those puts before you get liquidated. Don't say I didn't warn you.

>> No.17592467

>>17592330
shhhhhhhh

>> No.17592469

god damn i hate SQQQ
shit just never works for me

>> No.17592470

>>17592422
No fed will pump again. Why do I think so? Because majority opinion is negative here. Powell reads these threads and does the opposite of what we think will happen. This post may compel him to not pump it, however, just to spite me, or he could pump it to "prove" me wrong and pretend he doesn't actually read these threads.

>> No.17592472
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>>17592313
Tesla needs to come down about 75% to make sense, lmao.
Honestly who the fuck thought it would go higher after it did 3x in a month? Idiots

>> No.17592474

>>17592387
this is exactly how i imagined it

>> No.17592475

>>17592446
Doing what?

>> No.17592484

>>17592352
You can only throw so much artificial good news at the market.

>> No.17592490

>>17592444
Depends on how rapidly they can shift their industry. Also, checked.

>> No.17592491

>>17592462
Wait did people serious not put on yesterday’s close and sell at open? Bigly yikes

>> No.17592496

>>17592470
This. Prove us wrong Fedniggers. Don't pump the market and see what happens.

>> No.17592502

>>17592484
meant for
>>17592330

>> No.17592505

>>17592470
>Powell reads these threads and does the opposite of what we think will happen.
kek. me also think this though it may take weeks

>> No.17592509

>>17592470
All he has to do is push a button

push a button and create money magically out of thin air

clown world

>> No.17592511

Apparently Warren shat all over Bernie when she announced she was out.

>> No.17592513

It's time to buy calls. Who di load up on?

>> No.17592518

>>17592511
uh oh
gonna dig for a vid

>> No.17592522

>>17592462
I want to be a bear but I feel like this will be the case. At least until tomorrow. I'm not holding through the weekend. Gonna sell 50% - 75% and sit on the sidelines

>> No.17592525
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I'm up $23, senpaitachi.

How do I double it?

>> No.17592529
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>everyone sold
what happened

>> No.17592539
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17592539

Where my bear niggas at? Plan on holding this for quite sometime and selling it once it crashes and stops crabbing

>> No.17592544

Imagine not buying right now when everything is at a discount because a chink ate a pangolin who ate a bat who had a flu and you think that will crash the world economy.

>> No.17592547

>>17592529
> everyone
Is like 10% of the market. This is mostly low volume with Banks and Vanguard/Blackrock type niggers playing with themselves

>> No.17592552

>>17592387
buy vix puts with far out expiry

>> No.17592554

holy shit lmao.... game stock is about to do it... look at this fucking stock's share structure and price action lately. I can't wait till people are bitching at me cause they fomo'd in when I dump my bags.

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>> No.17592561

>>17592513
SLV

>> No.17592563

>>17592511
She’s that nerdy girl who’s legitimately smarter than everyone, but she’s not hot or good with people or a man, so her life is doomed to suffering. Such an awful phenotype, wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Doomed to die bitter no matter how far they get.

>> No.17592564

>>17592270
Post more hot asians.

>> No.17592567

So, question...
Do you guys honestly see this going down for the next few days again? This whole week has been up and down.
I'm in to what I am looking at for the long game but it's getting harder to not just say fuck it and buy everything at the prices they are at any given time.

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MSFT going sicko mode right now

>> No.17592571

>>17592560
le tumblr

>> No.17592573

>>17592554
Are you talking about gamestop? What do I do?

>> No.17592576

>>17592539
Here. Bought a 3/9 303 P. Just set an alert and not watching near as much. First ever options play.

>> No.17592578

>>17592568
Based Baccano poster. Can't lose cash if you can't die

>> No.17592579

>>17592475
sold stocks I bought about 4 years ago

>> No.17592581

>>17592544
this virus will slow down economic activity in all countries. we knew a recession was coming, but this virus will bring a depression.

>> No.17592582

>>17592270
stop posting Corona women , please , i beg you

>> No.17592588

>>17592568
this entire post is a bear signal

>> No.17592594

the indian WHO guy sounds different today, what is happening?

>> No.17592596
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>>17592526
>>17591837
Made 5k so far today. When will you guys learn that /biz/ is always right?

>> No.17592598
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>>17592567

Patience young one.

This bump was an artificial stopgap to ease Corona Chan fears.

Next week the true fear begins.

>> No.17592600

>>17592567
what is happening is linked to coronavirus (and its effects). do you think the situation regarding this epidemic will get better or worse in the next days? Answer yourself

>> No.17592601

>>17592567
IF the state of emergency continues in California and across the coasts and if New York and New Jersey get the Virus then yes they will have to stop importing all the shit temporarily which will fuck up the economy to such a degree where they would just halt trading entirely until shit settles down

>> No.17592606

Any cheapies to pick up and hold?

>> No.17592613

>>17592606

I'm no expert, but keeping an eye on travel stock is seemingly obvious

>> No.17592616

>>17592554
GME?
why is this up? isn't this a practically dead market already?
shorting

>> No.17592619

750 point swing every single day without fail

>> No.17592620

>>17592544
This. Now a the time to go all in bears! Screen cap this

>> No.17592621

>>17592573
Don't listen to the bad man (he's a race mixer)

>> No.17592627

>>17592606
$spy

>> No.17592632

>>17592616
Constant short squeezes I think are the only thing keeping them alive stock-wise. They are doomed to fail eventually.

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>>17592596
>/biz/ full of people with diametrically opposed opinions
>/biz/ is always right

>> No.17592635

>>17592606
I bought some DAL
It might go down some more or it might not
Not risking it, it's already pretty cheap

>> No.17592637

>>17592567
This virus is a real threat to global health and economy. Is not some /pol/ happeningfags hyping things up. If that isn't a sign that the stock market will tank i don't know what is.

>> No.17592638

>>17592563
>smart
>wants to use all of america's money to pay for south america's medical bills

>> No.17592643

>>17592634
We universally think that you're a faggot. /biz/ is always right.

>> No.17592645
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>>17592596
It's gonna crash soon like it always does. If not immediately then into the close. This is a bear market now.

>> No.17592648

160 confirmed cases in the us. that's because no testing. virus is spreading. in a few weeks there will be thousands of cases in every city. consequences? quarantines. consequences? global gdp will plunge. 60% americans dont have 500$ savings for emergency cost. do you fucking understand what that means? the world is about to change. our system as we know it will unironically end.

>> No.17592650

FED is pumping the market

>> No.17592653

>>17592598
Judging from the different strains and RNA, it is a safe bet that the Coronavirus originates from the US of A
and has been the cause of the pneumonia spike.

There is nothing to fear when we are already at the epicenter and jackshit happened.

>> No.17592662

>>17592544
it crashed the world economy weeks ago, we are still falling. gravity is slow.

>> No.17592664

Just set my SPY calls gonna ride this pump today

>> No.17592666

>>17592606

amd is still a good buy

>> No.17592667
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DONT BRING ME DOWN NO No No no no no OHhh I uhhhh

>> No.17592674

>>17592653
No

>> No.17592676
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17592676

Should I just go all in spy and collect divies? Tired of trying to play this stupid game

>> No.17592683

>>17592638
>you
>making this simplistic, uninformed, ideologically derived post as though it’s a meaningful contribution
do everyone in your life a favor and just disappear

>> No.17592689

>>17592667
So, how low can it go?

>> No.17592690

>>17592634
ALWAYS RIGHT
>>17592645
I know. I'm playing it pretty bearish too. Cleared my portfolio. Just wanted to get my moneys worth on virus stocks.

>> No.17592692

i wonder if .shift() is the answer to my prayers

>> No.17592693

>>17592667
FUCKING CRASH ALREADY

>> No.17592702

>>17592513
BAC June 36s. Bought 100 for .08 each.

>> No.17592703

>>17592664
most you're gonna get is maybe another 1%

>> No.17592704
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Is there a way to keep track of the AMD Financial Analyst Day without registering for the webcast?

>> No.17592707
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>>17592667
Everything that has transpired today has done so according to my design. Join me, strike it down at 297, and rule mommy’s basement by my side.

>> No.17592708

>NO REASON THE VIRUS WILL BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES
NO REASON THE VIRUS WILL BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES
>NO REASON THE VIRUS WILL BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES
NO REASON THE VIRUS WILL BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES
>NO REASON THE VIRUS WILL BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES
NO REASON THE VIRUS WILL BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES
>NO REASON THE VIRUS WILL BEHAVE DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT TEMPERATURES

>IT'S JUST THE FLU
IT'S JUST THE FLU
>IT'S JUST THE FLU
IT'S JUST THE FLU
>IT'S JUST THE FLU
IT'S JUST THE FLU
>IT'S JUST THE FLU
IT'S JUST THE FLU
>IT'S JUST THE FLU
IT'S JUST THE FLU

>> No.17592719

>>17592635
How's the dividend rate?

>> No.17592722
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>>17592270
We won't tolerate racism on this board!

>> No.17592723

Phony baloney pump out of nowhere. Weird.

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>>17592454
Doesnt matter if you're margin or not retard you need 25k+ in your account before you are no longer subject to the PDT rule. stop thinking you are some genius that found a loop hole

>> No.17592727

>>17592653
Yeah and Trump is a time traveler and Q hacked the strain to make it only affect Asians.

>> No.17592728

Someone just bought an assload of March 20 $1 calls for SNSS

>> No.17592729

>>17592648
>quarantines
Unfortunately due to legalities America wont due this, which is why America wont get this under control. Our governments approach right now is literally wait until summer & see if it dies out. This will be Trumps downfall

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>>17592667
hahaha
everything is fine

>> No.17592731

>>17592708
Source?

>> No.17592734

>>17592708
Yes, I can't wait till it reaches all those southern humid moist motherfuckers

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>>17592330
>market has been trending upwards this week
Only with the PPT working overtime. Look at the intraday charts after 3pm, now look back before Corona Chan. Ever seen that kind of pattern before? 100% Gov manipulation of the market, probably through futures (which is why it's happening at the end of day, Algo Time)

They won't be able to keep this up after analysts start downgrading, and earnings start getting hit

>> No.17592747

>>17592728
Yeah, you, faggot. Kys

>> No.17592757

As a Corona American, I am offended by the vitriol we had to deal with the last couple of weeks. We aren't to blame for the fucking virus, its those Communists on the other side of the world. I've never even been to China.

>> No.17592760

show me on the doll where the bear touched you

>> No.17592762

>>17592723
noooo!!! Reddit told me only Bitcoin is pump!!! This is all real money it's real in my mind it's real in my mind!!

>> No.17592763

Oh no bear bros we got too cocky

>> No.17592764

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

I slept in what’d I miss?!?!!

>> No.17592766

>dow is recovering
FUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.17592767

So what you're telling me, the money I put in robinhood but don't invest automatically gains interest?

Do other brokers do that? I was thinking of switching everything to webull, but maybe I should keep like 5000 in robinhood so I'll always be ready to jump on a buy?

>> No.17592775
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17592775

Remember no matter how much they pump, you won’t stop this wave

>> No.17592777

>>17592731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IQw6eeFPBk

like 2 min ago the cahute chick said it

>> No.17592779

bears on suicide watch

>> No.17592781

>>17592757
In the post viral outbreak world the south will legitimately have a voting bloc that blames Mexicans for covid-19. This planet is so gay.

>> No.17592784

>>17592775
Give me a play with this information that does NOT lose me money

>> No.17592786

>>17592387
Plunge Protection Team is working overtime

Don't fall for this WWE tier bullshit

>> No.17592790

>>17592757
Imagine how bad it'll be once thousands get the chinkvirus

>> No.17592796

>>17592702
You're not fucking with me?

>> No.17592797

>>17592767
There are some banks that offer better interest rates on savings accounts
ally for example

>> No.17592801

>>17592767
Yeah you can literally do this with any serious broker at way better than 1.3%. Do not gamble your money with people who go down for multiple trading days.

>> No.17592802

I feel bad telling that bear a couple threads ago to wait unitl 10am to sell his puts because I totally sold my puts for a profit like an hour ago and this shit ain't going that low again today lol, sorry brah

>> No.17592803
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Oh oh. Imagine all the warm wet corona spreading rats and all the bats in the moonshine basements and trailer parks

>> No.17592804

BASED SDGR LITERALLY SAVING MY ASS FROM THIS SQQQ BULLSHIT

>> No.17592806

>>17592387
It

>> No.17592807

wait for the inevitable crash. buy cruiseship stocks. profit

>> No.17592810

>>17592779
crab

>> No.17592820

>>17592790
Here I’ll get down to clown level to help you out frein. Bet against the market for a while, the small blimps in the market isn’t what you should watch for your betting addiction. Just watch 10yr yield. Take care friendo

>> No.17592821
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>>17592802
>selling your puts now

>> No.17592825

>>17592804
>SDGR
the fuck happened? did they cure bat aids?

>> No.17592826

Has the GME squeeze begun? +5% already on the day. This is fucking great.

>> No.17592828

>>17592803
How the fuck did it get to Tennessee?

>> No.17592836

>>17592616
Its going up because everyone is shorting, people are borrowing borrowed shares. Its not going down at his point unless they go bankrupt.

>> No.17592838

>>17592779
Kek how’d it effect the yield bull faggot?

>> No.17592839

>>17592470
ok u got me no more pump todday

>> No.17592844

>>17592777
Checked, thanks.

>> No.17592846

The Fed just read about the virus hitting the Southern swamps and decided to stop pumping because they know it would be futile

>> No.17592849

>>17592836
no fucking wonder I haven't been able to close out of this put option I bought two months ago

>> No.17592854

>>17592828
Carona Tornado.

>> No.17592856

>>17592820
alright.
I'm not sure if you're telling me to stop buying puts or not.

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>>17592828
theres an organ harvesting lab underneath the Grand Ole Opry

>> No.17592863

>>17592828
it has gotten everywhere, that's the nature of that virus to be easily spread without being detected.

>> No.17592867

>>17592846
>virus hit the retarded unwashed wigger states

oh oh, apocalypse happening soon

>> No.17592869

>>17592828
It’s already everywhere bro. Tons of people walking around with “just a cold”. You don’t have to be a genius to know that when you wait this long to test something at least as infectious as influenza, and then you only test people the patient remembers being in contact with, and you still get dozens of positives, it’s already over.

>> No.17592877

>>17592767
robinhood is a scam u dumb nigger. ' woopsie cant trade for 2 days when the market is super volatile'. dumbass pleb nigger

>> No.17592895
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17592895

Market looking mighty bullish to me right now, anyone else?

>> No.17592900

> Exit short
> Enter GME and VTIQ
> They drop
Fuck this gay ass market, going to pile up VTIQ.

>> No.17592903

>>17592767
>literally steals millions of dollars from its clients
>retards: hmm maybe that 1% is totally worth it

>> No.17592905

USA is about to cancel mass gatherings.

>> No.17592907

ive been coofing for 2 days now. no amount of ginger, vit c, or chicken soup are helping.

fuck brehs, I cant believe I may die with my portfolio red

southeast florida btw

>> No.17592916

>>17592877
This, it was down for *exactly* extended trading hours, came back up, and then went down for the remainder of the next day’s morning pump. All after a Sunday night update - which caused no problems for pre-market trading.

There’s no chance RH didn’t overextend on liquidity or expose an institutional options writer to excessive loss.

>> No.17592919
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17592919

>recession
>bear market
>SELL SELL SELL
>BUY PUTS

Nice "bear market" you fucking faggots. The bottom was over a week ago.

>> No.17592920

>>17592767
>Do other brokers do that?
yes Robinhood's interest is shit

>> No.17592923

>>17592601
New York and New Jersey both already have the virus. One of those filthy Jews who don't vaccinate spread it around Manhattan. They're on the same trajectory as California. Expect a state of emergency and Wall Street to be closed.

>> No.17592924

>>17592450
>most people will now go to Bernie,
Doubt. Bernie freaks out the middle class and Tuesday's results showed it.

>> No.17592931

>>17592923
it needs to get bad enough where they are forced to lockdown the ports and shipping

>> No.17592936

>>17592450
i see, hopefully the market feels the bern haha

>> No.17592939

>>17592907
I hope to god you’re not in Miami

>> No.17592942

>>17592919
>indices swinging 1k per day
Yeah bro bull market everything is great!!!

>> No.17592944

>>17592683
silence spic

>> No.17592950
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The drop starts now

>> No.17592953

>>17592702
Im serious. Im also the former professional turned larping wendy's chef (according to this board) that said monday would be green.

>> No.17592955

>>17592944
kill yourself keyboard nazi

>> No.17592956

>>17592919
recessions arent real bro. buy the pandemic,

>> No.17592961
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>>17592919
IT CAN'T KEEP GOING UP.
CRASH YOU FUCKER.
If Tesla comes close to 800 I think I'll exit and reenter. This is ridiculous.

>> No.17592962

>>17592939
yes. yes I am.

>> No.17592965

Fuck... GME squeeze cancelled until tomorrow.

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>>17592923
The big bois already on alert. What happens if Wall street closes though?

>> No.17592970

>>17592836
Would a put on a stock that goes to $0 be worthless?

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>>17592907
I'm a doomer but have seen with my own eyes people recovering from Corona type symptoms. I myself had a coof for 2 weeks. I still think it's bad but only if you continue to get reinfected. Don't sweat it bro.

>> No.17592977

>>17592953
So where is it going now?

>> No.17592979

So is selling stocks as simple as buying them? If I needed money, I can just click sell and soon they turn to cash I can quickly send to my checking account?

>> No.17592982

>>17592856
I’m going to keep buying puts till this starts raising consistently

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17592984

>>17591434
2 hours after open

>> No.17592989

>>17592648
You must not be American. Not having money for medical emergencies doesn't mean you die on the street. The hospitals are required to treat you. You'll just get a bill later that you can't afford. But medical debt collection isn't as bad as other debts. Not like they can reposes your health.

>> No.17592993

>>17592900
What is VTIQ?

>> No.17592994

>>17592970
no

>> No.17592996

>>17592972
Perhaps the real virus was the frens we made along the way.

>> No.17593001

Protip 1: the virus actually turned out to be a nothingburger. Normies are starting to stock up. Come on, admit it's over.
Protip 2: buy sava and galt

>> No.17593002

>>17592979
Funds have to usually clear first. Stop being a lazy nerd loser and read the addendums and clauses.

>> No.17593004

>>17592979
yeah but only on weekends during regular business hours.
so if it was thursday at noon, yeah you could sell real quick and then transfer and it would probably post same day.
weekends you are fucked

>> No.17593009

>>17592984
I wonder what it'll be after 4 hours, anyone care to make a guess? Bulls?

>> No.17593010

>>17592972
thanks fren, I hope I live to see the full recession

>> No.17593012

Technicals guy here. The momentum of the drop was not enough to breach the floor of the flag, we're probably going to crab tomorrow and breach it over the weekend or EOD tomorrow.

Unfortunately I don't do weekend bets with this kind of volatility so I'm going to probably not participate in the coming drop.

>> No.17593014

>>17592972
Chinks that recovered in china are testing positive and dying again. Either there's no immunity or the virus never left their body.

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Great recovery kek.

>> No.17593025

>>17592993
they're like SPCE but with literally no product or idea.

>> No.17593026

>>17593001
Whatever they pay you, it’s too much. You suck at this.

>> No.17593027

Lads

got 600 to spare

any tasty options you guys are in?

>> No.17593033

>>17592962
Ok, this is epic. I take the metro and bus to UM every day.

>> No.17593036

>>17592979
Yes. If you are withdrawing cash from your brokerage account you need to wait for the settlement date on recently sold shares. It' 2-3 business days i don't remember exactly.

>> No.17593038

>>17592903
> Hurrr RH somehow got my funds
> Let's ignore that in the last 2 weeks almost every major broker has had 4+ hour outages.
Like I get it, it was absurd, I instantly opened a webull account as a result; But they expect me to pay for market data, which I'm not going to do, and don't allow me to buy options on instant deposits, the wide majority of my trading.

>> No.17593040

>>17593012
>crayon drawing fortune teller here, I ate a crayon and don’t feel so good

>> No.17593043

>>17593027
I dunno, you should have bought the GME calls for 6 cents yesterday. Now you gotta pay more.

>> No.17593047

>>17593027
Buy a SPY puts for the 11th

>> No.17593048

>>17593014
Its probable they didn't recover and tested negative by error.

>> No.17593050

>>17593021
Where have i seen this meme before?

>> No.17593054

>>17593027
Disney late april put 100-110

>> No.17593056

>>17592993
https://www.benzinga.com/news/20/03/15468547/fuel-cell-class-8-startup-nikola-going-public-with-3-3-billion-valuation

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>quit worrying china is already getting back to work

>> No.17593058

>>17592961
it wont, only going down till they announce they have invented time travel or some shit

>> No.17593064

>>17593027
MSFT puts

>> No.17593066

>>17593057
The WHO is basically admitting its time to panic

>> No.17593072

>>17593057
post source

>> No.17593074

>>17593027
Airlines

>> No.17593078

Silver is still the same price it was last summer. Silver is a fucking meme

>> No.17593085

>>17593038
If you think a Bay Area brofinance company with eight plus registrations tied to it isn’t selling options contracts to its users and/or partnering with managed funds to do so, I don’t know what to tell you.

Anyway keeping a $1000 RH for the UI and periodically breaking day trading regs on their platform is a pretty good idea, thanks.

>> No.17593091
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17593091

THE PACKAGE IS LOADED AND READY

>> No.17593099

Will Trump be undone this year? Should I buy gun stock because retard rednecks are afraid of losing their dick compensation?

>> No.17593100

Lmao the fucking fed pump is having such a difficulty saving this.

>> No.17593102
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We are just entering the era of the GOLDEN BEAR

>> No.17593106

>>17593014
The virus does permanent damage to your lungs even if you recover. There will be millions suffering from respiratory diseases for decades.

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SAAS still a good idea?

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>>17592437
not yet, we are in Return to Normal, Fear comes tomorrow.

>> No.17593115

>>17593099
Buy a real gun and kill yourself with it you queer

>> No.17593120

>>17593100
didn't they have more repo his morning?

>> No.17593122

>>17592950
why is no one talking about this post? As soon as you posted this i lost 3k kek

>> No.17593124

>>17593057
>source: Wind
what?

>> No.17593125

>>17593043
They're expected to recover?

>>17593047
in 6 days? looking like were in recovery.

>>17593054
im thinking disney is going to start recovering unless the whole market keeps tanking
kind of same here
>>17593064

>> No.17593128

>>17593100
how long until they are literally wheelbarrowing cash into Wallstreet?

>> No.17593132

>>17592307
>What do you all think about where energy is going in the future.

NEE because everyone wants renewable energy and because saving the environment is trendy right now.

>> No.17593137

>>17593074
already made a little money on Royal carribean.
They all already fell 30% though.. not sure theres much to be made.

guess im seeking out a little less obvious

>> No.17593138

>>17593072
https://www.capitaleconomics.com/the-economic-effects-of-the-coronavirus/

>> No.17593139

bear trap, this shit's going to 309 today and crabbing

>> No.17593141

>>17593125
Yeah Disney is definitely going to recover when their parks start shutting down

>> No.17593148

>>17593128
Fuck I’m on vacation but a shop of jpow doing this is top tier meme material

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Some of you guys are alright .. don buy today

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>>17593106
perfect
>sanction china for eating bats and spreading corona
>corona clears
>china goes back to work
>pollution returns bigly
>30% of recovered patients die from weakened lungs
>deaths are reported as caused by pollution
>sanction china for environmental crimes against its population
you just can't lose

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>>17592950
dubs for big red dildos

>> No.17593159

Why has the market recovered this week despite more and more coronavirus cases? I was anticipating another week of chaosh before I snapped up a good amount of stonks at low prices

>> No.17593161

>>17592979
Don't ever buy on unsettled funds

>> No.17593167

>>17593125
Won't Disney go lower as parks close and theaters will be empty until the panic is over? Only thing left will be their streaming service.

>> No.17593168

>>17593161

y

>> No.17593173

>>17593159
the federal reserve is literally buying hundreds of billions of dollars worth of stock artificially inflating the market

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>>17593152

>> No.17593180

>>17593161
what is an unsettled fund?

>> No.17593181

>>17593106
>The virus does permanent damage to your lungs even if you recover
it *can* do permanent damage for those hard case who recover.

>> No.17593183

>>17593021
Whats this trend called /biz/?

>> No.17593185

>>17593159
Fed desperately pumping, interest rate cuts, and biden win. And it's still falling despite all those measures.

>> No.17593187

>>17593026
It's been happening already for over 2 months in the rest of the world. Everyone already has the virus, but if people actually wash their hands the initial viral load is less lethal. Also, it's not airborne aids as it was suggested initially.

>> No.17593188

>>17592905
Running a conference in a few weeks and we just canceled

>> No.17593192

>>17593159
People get used to it. Shocks are what move the market.

>> No.17593201

>>17593180
fuck off shoeshine boy

>> No.17593203

>>17593168
A few reasons but I’m curious what anon thinks

>> No.17593204

>>17593141
>>17593167
So you guys see the market continuing to tank for months despite it already falling a shit load?

>> No.17593206

>>17593167

Maybe. Wait till mulan hits china then sell everything. Disney has basically nothing else after their great chinese communist manifesto

(that being said when people are sick and forced to stay indoors, cheap entertainment rises. It probably won't make up for amusement parks, but at least potential losses might be mitigated)

>> No.17593209

>>17592905
>>17593188
wasnt defcon also cancelled last week or so

>> No.17593215

>>17593187
Get a trip and post meme images and stories about your felonies you dolt, if you’re gonna be a stocktwat you could at least make it fun for us

>> No.17593218

>>17593159
The fed is pumping the market so pension funds can exit without getting btfo. The real dumpening is yet to happen

>> No.17593228

>>17593168
Because you'll be stuck with them until the funds are cleared. Opening yourself up to more risk.

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>> No.17593242

What will all the niggers wiggers and urbanite homos do during quarantine? All your fried chicken delivery services are gonna be either shut down or contaminated potentially for months

>> No.17593245

>>17593204
Well, they have multiple parks globally. The one in Japan is closed and as the virus numbers continue to increase, more will be closed until it dies down. Same with theatres.
How well is Disney doing with their streaming service?

>> No.17593250

I just got out of the theater, how's the market going today?

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>>17593021
just you wait

>> No.17593258

Tuesday is my one month anniversary since I started trading (up 60% :D). Any retarded plays I should make to celebrate?

>> No.17593259

>>17593183
The Duck and Cuck

>> No.17593260

>>17593204
Why would I fucking buy a put on disney then?

>> No.17593262

>>17593250
clown world still

>> No.17593267

>>17593206
>>17593245
Their streaming service has some good up and coming shit.

For me the combination of Disney+ and a recovering market.. i dont know.
but once again, that depends if the market will start recovering.

>> No.17593269

>>17593043
Nah he'll be able to buy them cheaper than that in a minute.

>> No.17593271
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>these last 30 minutes

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>>17593242
rob your house? no different than any other day, except they'll take some cans of soup along with the jewelry and your wife

>> No.17593277

>>17593250
Still crabing since opening.

>> No.17593281

>>17593215
Whatever, just buy sava

>> No.17593283

>>17593258
>anniversary
Doesn't know what that means. Ngmi

>> No.17593288

>>17593236
This is why the UVC light I bought on Amazon hasnt arrived... FUUUUUUU

>> No.17593299

>>17593269
>>17593043
Can i get more info here?
whats your time frame and expectations?

>> No.17593302

>>17593276
I have several locations i can escape to my retired granddaddy owns and operates a pig farm and has tons of ammo and supplies

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>>17593271
Wait for it ... youre about to see something amazing

>> No.17593309

>>17593305
>>17593305
>>17593305

>> No.17593321

>>17592924
You forget that half the middle class is redditor millennials. It's close.

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>>17593183
Bear flag

>> No.17593392

>>17593027
BAC june calls

>> No.17593401

>>17592869
I like how Trump just doesn't give a fuck about it. Hid official stance on the corona-virus is "just man up faggot."

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>>17592790
sucks that non-Chinese have to suffer because of China. this guy from Singapore was attacked for looking Chinese.

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>>17593257
Why does this stuff exist?

>> No.17593462

>>17593438
It was favored by degenerate r9k losers who instantly took it too far to the point where everything in the photo was pixelated. I think they banned it from that board too so it was too degenerate even for them.

Also, delete that.

>> No.17593467

>>17592924
You forget that half the middle class is redditor millennials. It's close.

>>17592982
We're in the same boat then.

>> No.17593477

>>17593257
If this suddenly became real I'd rape her and go on a fucking murder spree. Fuck that shit.

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>>17593438
for the lulz i hope

>> No.17593502

>>17593100
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE RAN OUT OF THEIR MONEY?
>FUCK IT, PULL THE ISRAELI FUNDING
>NO, THOSE MUST BE FALSE ALARMS. THERE'S NO WAY THEY WOULD USE THE SAMSON OPTION.

>> No.17593513

>>17593407
He's from Singapore. He is Chinese

>> No.17593516

>>17593407
it sucks but the bug has gotta be squashed.

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>> No.17593610

>>17593228
having margin bypasses this

>> No.17593656

uhh, bulls?
The thread slowed down. Where'd all the bulls go? Is your dip past the sell-by date?

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>>17593564
this image is the embodiment of amazon the last year

>> No.17593695

>>17593656
maybe the new thread

>> No.17593967

>>17592420
this, WHO is a joke at this point

>> No.17593982

>>17593183
The M&M natural selection run.

>> No.17594084
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17594084

THREE FUCKIN YEARS BABY, I HAVE BROKEN EVEN

FUCK NAK
FUCK CARA
FUCK GNCA
FUCK AMRS
FUCK THE ENTIRE BIOMED SECTOR

ALL GLORY TO COSTCO, HIMAX, ETSY, AND SQQQ

>> No.17594143

>>17594084
good job, anon

>> No.17594260

>>17594084
he bought
doomp it

>> No.17594264

>>17594084
Is that rh?

>> No.17594294

Thought getting into MAXR was good at 17. Waaaaaay wrong!