/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17587851
lets be real
>1 billion coins
>4,9 billion market cap
>no token usecase
>just promises
>yesterday was a nothingburger
>EY cucked
>Microsoft works with everybody

People are going to sell once the pump is over.

>>17587851
>it’s night time, dark
>Stacey about to get ready for bed and sleep after a long day of sucking dick
>as she starts to go to sleep, Stacey hears rustling
>w-what was there? Who’s there?
>more rustling
>shit, she says, I better go out on some lingerie and go check that out
>:screenshot to her big ass elephant dick as she puts on some Victoria secret transgender underwear:

>>17587918
>>Microsoft works with everybody
They definitely work with, in and over your mom.

>>17587918
Do you know how to read - the MCAP is 1.6B you knob not 4.9

>>17587918
Microsoft works with everybody? Are you serious ? 99.99% of the projects in the 5000+ shitcoins on CMC do not work with Microsoft.

"Let's be real" oh the irony.

>>17587918
>microsoft world with everyone

Even if that was true, which it isn't, microsoft DOMINATES the entire tech market outside of normie apple shit. Any company they actively focus on succeeds. Unless its mixer, which is a shame since its over all better than twitch

>>17587921
cont?

ATTENTION STINKERS


LINK WILL NEVER GO ABOVE $5 PER TOKEN

SUCK SHIT STINK LINKS

>>17588206
this won't age well - if you think $5 is the top for the rest of time for LINK you are deranged and obviously do not understand the growth of smart contracts or of decentralised oracles. The world will continue to operate over paper based contracts over the next 10000000+ years. OK just sold 10k

>>17588077
>believing cmc
There are 1 billion tokens. You moron

>>17588206
show short then

>>17588206
oh and also - post your fucking short, this is why this was created

Coffee standard is Sergey's gift to the world. Swift were looking for a quick pump and dump to sell their bags but Sergey is always five or even six steps ahead. During meetings with swift executives Sergey often has to speak for a predetermined amount of time regardless of the material he is giving over. When he runs out of time he repeatedly says coffee standard over and over again. Adelyn has suggested hiring lackies to nod whenever Sergey mentions coffee standard. So now there are four people in the meeting Sergey pays to be yes men (only one is a woman and one is a diversity hire). Swift executives are not sure what to make of this but word around the water cooler is they're liking the general feelings of positivity that coffee standard brings to each meeting

>>17588246
GONNA SHORT
WONT POST
SUCK MY DICK

>>17588284
Thats because you wont short. Do it fgt

Shorting here is literally FREE money

suck shit linkies

>>17588206
This is false

Observe my digits

>>17588311
checked. case closed.

>>17588311
Your digits hold no power here stinkie.

We have price suppressors.

>>17588309
POST YOUR FUCKING SHORT THEN

>>17588326
False

Check them again

>>17588339
You sound frustrated silly linker

>>17587851
you are gay and poor and tasteless and small minded
learn to have some pride in yourself and shut the fuck up if you aren’t going fud. obvious thirst like yours gets you nowhere but used

>>17588360
Post your short

>>17588295
>WONT POST
I AM DOIN IT

>>17588379
yes im gay and poor and small minded, post your short

Sorry but the only reason stinkers are around 5 dollars is because coffees are now 5 dollars. Stinkers are supposed to be worth a cup of coffee

>>17588409
post your short

almost there!

>>17588379
get a load of this faggot

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.

>>17587851
what does LINK even do? who uses it? how are they generating revenue?
thats right it does nothing but make empty promises. nobody uses it. they are not making any money except by dumping tokens on gullible stinkers.

>>17588407
i’m never selling. just trying to help you thirsty queers out with life advice

Serious question

What is so special about LINK oracles that can't be replicated in other blockchains?

>>17588556
What is so special about Bitcoin that can’t be replicated in other blockchains?

>>17588556
The memes.

>>17588460
holy fucking based

>>17587851
Already sold at 56k sats. Good luck with your long.

>>17588556
Hi plebbit
>>17588639
This

>>17588556
Go back

>>17588077

> he fell for the coinmarketcap meme

lulz

>>17588556
Go back to wherever you came from, we need buyers to go from $20 to $100 it’s not your time yet.

>>17588556
Decentralised Big Macs

fuckinhodllinktothemoon

mfw when I came here to look for shorts and find none

>>17588460
Never gets old

>>17587851
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>17588311
a-mazin

>>17589260
Cute frog

>>17587851
tonightt!!!!

>>17588556
Go back. Also you had 3 years

>>17589242
YOU ARE A MANIAC!!!

>>17588753
Anyone have a link to that video?

Anyone know what the concensys anounement was?

>>17590478
CL working w Microsoft/EY

>>17587851
Who made this its almost perfect but why doesn't it say WTF WAS THAT-A Chainlink Story

>>17590478
ChainLink partnered with Chillz

>>17590683
Maybe because it's safe for work. It's just wonderful.

>>17588753
I bought half my stack when I saw this. Sergey never breaks the dude is usually stone cold. It was great to because he quickly realizes he is smiling and goes back to deadpan. It was so apparent he was the only one who considered the business aspect of the technology and how it would integrate with legacy systems, meanwhile all the rest were focused on making the "best" oracle, not realizing they would be absorbed by his network as decentralization is the only way this works.

>>17590724
Is any of /biz really safe for work though? I mean its been one of the most used frog postings here, we can't just change it now. Maybe I can fix it unless someone else wants to. Lol

>>17590799
he's laughing at the retards who gave him a $3,000,000,000 valuation even though he has 0 users and hasn't created actual decentralized oracles.

>>17590683
It needs Ari

>>17588556
Oof, this sentence suggests you have absolutely no idea what chainlink is

>>17590860
quite the opposite, Chainlink is not decentralized, has no users and can be replicated (better) quite easily. Many have done it actually. And they all failed to get any users, just like Chainlink, because centralized oracles have no value.

Chainlink is a classic pump and dump centralized scam like there was many times in crypto, IOTA, nano, ICX, Neo, etc

>>17590828
Mind sharing a screenie of your short there pal?

>>17590939
I would never short Chainlink. The average person (including bizraelies) are too stupid to understand that Chainlink is a scam. It will take years for Chainlink to be exposed for the scam that it truly is.

Kind of like Theranos, Enron, Bitconnect, Madoff, etc. People were stupid enough to keep pumping the scam for years.

>>17590975
>Google
>Oracle
>Microsoft
>IBM
>SWIFT

Why do I get the feeling that people much smarter than you feel differently?

>>17588311
based and checkedpilled

>>17590828
1.6 Bil? Its very likely a lot of those will never hit ciruculation. Are you like this because your short is underwater, you didn't buy when everyone was literally spoonfeeding you like a baby 2 years ago, or because you are poor and haven't accumulated enough yet. You are correct he has not entirely finished the product, but is clearly making the milestones to do so.

>>17591018
the first 2 are pilot projects, the 3rd one is tangentially related and the last 2 are pure speculation. we are not working with swift, don't even pretend it's confirmed.

>>17591057
It is all but confirmed. Someone asked Sergey in San Fran and be directly alluded to something being in the works.

The levels of denial surrounding this project blow my mind.

>>17591018
You realize that Theranos product which was a literal pure scam was literally in CSV pharmacies right?

You realize that every scam shitcoin that pumped and dumped also had similar "partnerships" right?

Bribing a Google employee to make a blogpost about your company 10 months ago doesn't make you a 'non-scam', it actually makes you a scam.

But you're too low IQ to comprehend that. You will in a few years, when Chainlink continues to have 0 users and the price of the coin is about 0 and you've held all the way down.

>>17591044
I would never short Chainlink. As a developer, I know for a fact that Chainlink's tech is fake and a scam. But there's no way I could ever predict when it will get exposed and actually dump.

>>17591150
>>17591150
>As a developer

Well then thank you sir Now that an authority source such as yourself told me to, I immediately sold everything I have

Imagine actually thinking its a scam. Imagine comparing it to Theranos where they overplayed what the product was where LINK has only ever underplayed

>>17588311
digits have been validated