/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17565256
First for weedbro is an insufferable faggot

Fuck tripfags

What be a PMI my niggas , purchasing managers index? Please explain

>>17565269
All tripfags must hang themselves

>FUTURES TANKING
FUTURES TANKING
>FUTURES TANKING
FUTURES TANKING
>FUTURES TANKING
FUTURES TANKING

BERNIE WINNING THE PRIMARY
24 CoV DEATHS IN THE US
CHINA MANUFACTURING HALTED
POPE DIES FROM CORONAVIRUS
IT'S OVER

SELL SELL SELL

I gotta make dinner. And by make I mean order pizza.

I can't lose any more fucking money man. Please god just give me a break.

REMINDER THAT TRIPFAGS LIVE FOR ATTENTION AND (YOU)S DONT REPLY TO THEM

>>17565295

>>17565279
He's not even winning retard stop attributing the market to a puppet election

OH GOD THE TRIPFAGS ARE BACK UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17565279
futures are up .58% bro

>>17565286
Thanks little girl, I havent eaten all day

Savanon-kun...Pendy-chan...will we be daijobou?

Do tripfags realize they would get the most attention if they killed themselves? how better to get the loved ones who despise you and talk about you behind your back to actually talk and pretend like they care about you?

It's time for tripfags to FUCKING LEAVE

I WISH TRIPFAGS WOULD JUST KILL THEMSELVES JESUS WHAT NEEDY FAGGOTS LMFAO WHO EVEN LIKES THEM?????

>>17565353

pope tested negative for corona virus

ITS OKAY PEOPLE

REMEMBER DONT REPLY TO TRIPFAGS THEY ONLY WANT YOUR (YOU)S JUST DONT EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO THEM

>>17565269
Fpbp

are you happy OP

hes having another episode now

>>17565387
clown timeline cancelled?

GUYS SERIOUSLY JUST DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THEM LOL

I still don't know why an economic calender isn't included in the cut and paste at the beginning.
There are others out there, but here are 2:
I'm very familiar with this one and it's reliable:
https://www.forexfactory.com/
It also has sister sites for metals and energy with calendars. The importance of events (red, yellow, orange) varies a little between the sites, but I think forex would be close to a stock market gauge of importance.

Another one I just have bookmarked that I'm not familiar with.
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>17565269
Based

IMAGINE ACKNOWLEDGING TRIPFAGS, THATS THAT SHIT WE DONT DO

My favorite part is watching the MSM bulls get fucked

how is biden winning maine?

DO TRIPFAGS EVEN THINK ANYONE LIKES THEM HERE? WHAT INSUFFERABLE FAGGOTS JUST KILL YOURSELVES ALREADY

>>17565449
BECAUSE MY STATE IS FULL OF RETARDED FAGHOTS I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT AHHHHHHH

>>17565449
Biden the bvll
Bernie the bust

BRB I NEED TO TAKE A POO POO PEE PEE I JUST HAD SOME SPICY NACHO DORITORINO'S AND I THINK THEY ALREADY MADE THEIR WAY THROUGH MY SMALL INTESTINES JESUS THEY WORK QUICK LOL

*tink tink tink*

Before we get started gentlemen, I would like to make a very important announcement.

*drinks water*
*clears throat*
*checks robinhood*
*ensures noose is tight and chair is stable*

Alright gentlemen! Without further adieu,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17565449
Small younger population. Less people with tens of thousands of college debt with worthless degrees, less economically illiterate people, less bleeding heart liberals that drive Teslas in upscale neighborhoods with extreme zoning laws and carry around Mac books.

>>17565387
i don't think they would admit it if he had corona, so all tests will be negative.
then he "peacefully passed away while sleeping".

the markets loves a biden nomination.
bernie would actually start the 2nd great depression hahah

>>17565485
have some gold

Any calls for tomorrow? We red or green?

>>17565515
Bernie would be a short sign of relief for everyone with student loans and then cannablizing our own children.

>>17565519
as much as it fucking pains me, we'll probably be green tomorrow

>>17565495
They’ll desperately try to keep him alive. You think it’ll stay quiet if he’s fighting off pneumonia?

>>17565519
Crabby ending green.

Lmao

>>17565515
More like Civil War. There was a time when Congressmen would break out into fisticuffs on the Senate floor

>>17565519
Look no one knows. At this point with volatility like this it's a risk either way.

>>17565519
Green open, crab for a few hours, closing red feel free to screencap this

NO NO NO DON'T BUY NOW, IT WILL CRASH MORE!

Yeah, but in a year, there's no way it won't recover to more than it is right now. So why not buy now, making a huge risk on missing out, just to try and earn a couple extra bucks?

>>17565539
Make your predictions on which candidate will get coronavirus first.
I predict Biden will get it first, followed by Sanders. Sanders will likely die from it.

>>17565565
It took Amazon 9 years to recover from 2000. Ford still hasn't recovered from 2008. Don't spew that bullshit.

Crab all day

>>17565581

OK I submit then. This is literally my second day

>>17565571
can't bernie just like buy a new lungs?
he's a US senator they must have access to some shit regular people dont

>>17565519
Biden wins: Green, until something stupid happens.
Bernie wins: Red.

I'll be here all night.

>>17565531
This. Fuck me.

>>17565585
YEE CLAW

bloomberg actually getting a surprising amount of votes

We’ll have a multiple percentage gain day tomorrow since I snagged some SQQQ

>>17565601
Your idea is true but only for people that dump their money into an index funds and never touch or think about it until they retire. Still, even for those people it took 3 years until their accounts were up to the pre-2008 levels.

>the white man completely obliterates two jews, even though he's a bumbling creep
>the election will be between two white men

>>17565581
Yeah but wasn’t amazon literally an online bookseller at that time?

And wasn’t ford just a kind of shitty business that never really got less shitty?

>>17565619
>between a catholic and a nazi
>jews btfo

https://youtu.be/9o6xSs2At3E

>>17565256
reposting >>17565405
Also Jo'on is the queen of /biz/.

>>17565633
how do we keep doing it bros?
why are we so great?

>>17565630
Nice excuses, you never know what companies will not recover from an event of a magnitude like this.

>>17565533
yes

>>17565610
who the fuck is still voting for Steyer at this point

>>17565256

bloomberg dropping out. warren will not drop

it s over for bernie

>>17565633
Guaranteed replies

GUYS I JUST HAD MASSIVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA. MY TUMMY HURTS NOW. BUT I FEEL REALLY GOOD AND EMPTY.

>>17565603
that's actually happening in China--rich chinks that get bat aids are buying Uyghur lungs. Seems appropriate for Sanders.

>>17565667
i took an over foot long poo a month ago i was in awe

>>17565630
When Amazon was peaking in the dot com bubble there were hundreds of companies just like it, Jeff Bezos was one of hundreds of people being interviewed on TV and magazines. Maybe 90% of those companies are now defunct. They never recovered. The idea that your stocks will eventually go back up is only true for an index fund that captures a large section of the US economy.

>>17565658
5k people voted for him and yang unironically lmao

>>17565671
Bullish for my TMDX.

>>17565667
thanks
keep me posted

>>17565671
I wonder if they can graft on part of a lung or extra lung tissues. Like how when you get another kidney they're don't typically remove the bad ones just add the new one.

what are some other good day trade stocks besides AMD? basically AMD, but different ticker symbols?

>>17565699
SPXS

>>17565667
buy the dip

>>17565689
You can implant a lobe, single lung, double sequential or double en-bloc. In th case of a single or double, they don’t leave the old lung in place, no room. Only reason they don’t remove the kidney is due to vein/ureter length and where it is implanted typically.

>>17565682
I have accepted that TMDX is was not opportunity and I just bought a bunch of sandbags that will weigh me down for hopefully only a year

>>17565610
all early vote fags, colorado is especially bad for this because of all mail voting
also Biden on track to win ME, MN, AND MA which is crazy, very bad news for Berniefags

>>17565653
That’s assuming this results in a massive crisis on the level of the financial crisis. I don’t think polio caused that much panic and that was fucking polio. I bet polio barely dinged the markets compared to the GFC.

>>17565677
Good points and you’re right that phrase is generally about the market as a whole or something like SPX 500
I want to say coke and McDonalds too, but people probably thought the same things about sears, GM, GE etc.

>>17565736
People thought the same about X and GE. They were the Amazon of their time. At least with blue chips it's a slow painful decline over many years where they at least pay a dividend (usually).

>>17565699
Just search for "Most traded US day trading stocks". Personally I'm just trading stocks at the best possible opportunities, trading indices is the best by far if you ask me.

>>17565762
OR YOU KNOW, JUST FILTER BY VOLUME

>>17565727
Did you also buy DF?

>>17565762
honestly, been trading 1 contract at a time lately on the /ES and liking it a lot. always plenty of action every day, all i need to read up on every morning and night is how the general market is doing.

>>17565776
No

>>17565630
This. Amazon is now the biggest company in the world & Ford still managed to go from 1.50 to 18.65 in 2 years. If those companies are your only argument for "companies dont always bounce back" then your argument is shit

>>17565727
ngmi
they’re getting bought out by eoy for $36/share
>t. Morgan S. Tanley

>>17565797
X used to be the biggest company in the world. Also you talk like a massive sperg so don't ever respond to my posts again. Thanks.

>>17565815
I can't even find that symbol on Ameritrade or RH, what's the companies name?

BERNIECHADS, IT WAS HIS TURN!

>>17565819
He was responding to me though

If you bought $100 in Sears stock when it went public in 1906, you would have $0 today.

>>17565851
epic

>Investors are back to imagining the worse-case scenario for stocks: a recession. It’s not a pretty picture

>>17565819
>don't ever respond to my posts again
And if i do?

WHAT STOCK BEST SYMBOLIZES BERNIE AND THE BERNIEBROS?

>he invests in stocks
>not scamming goyim for a living

>>17565851
lol

>>17565842
I'm a tard, this is what I meant to post

>>17565863
$ROPE

>>17565842
Is that DSP bankrupcy? Lmao

>>17565771
There's more to a stock than volume for day trading. Liquidity, volatility, current price range, etc etc.

>>17565781
Yeah, trading futures is great. Not to mention that if indices goes down, stocks will obviously follow.. so other than near perfect trading setups there's really no reason to trade stocks

>>17565872
WHO IS GOING TO PAY FOR THE ILLEGALS NINTENDO SWITCH NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17565882
yep

>>17565872
You have to go back

>bernie loses

damnit, I wanted a bear market. four more years of trump it is. Well, back to hibernation for me.

>>17565889
Yeah, I've been browsing for tears on there recently and it slipped out, sorry fren

>>17565870
Is this truly the average Bern supporter? Thinking he's going to wipe away all your poor choices and everything will be cool?

>>17565870
>I have been foregoing new switch games and funko pops for months
Maybe he wouldn't be in fucking debt if he used that money to pay it instead of supporting a communist who has already disappointed him once.

It would make everyone mad but a Biden/Bernie ticket would do pretty well.

>>17565895
oh wait

>commiefornia with 415 delegates
there's still hope

>>17565903
bye

TOMORROW I'M PUTTING 2000 DOLLARS INTO UNITED AIRLINES UNLESS YOU CAN TALK ME OUT OF IT

I'M WARNING YOU

>>17565925
>United
>not Delta

>>17565918
>two old dudes on the ticket
fucking lmao

>>17565797
>Amazon is the biggest company in the world
By what metric? Amazon doesn't even make the top 10 list for revenue and it doesn't even have the largest market cap either.

>>17565919
They get split proportionally between everyone with >15% right?

IT'S OVER, THE PUMP IS TOO STRONG

so barely functioning brains boomers for our two choices

seems pretty expected

BIDEN:
- Oklahoma
- Tennessee
- North Carolina
- Virginia
- Alabama
- Minnesota


SANDERS
- Vermont
- Colorado


BLOOMBERG:
American Samoa

>>17565904
>>17565907
Seems like hes got his priorities straight to me

>>17565918
If Biden was smart he would ask Tulsi to be his running mate. It may soften the sting of senile old man candidate running for the party reliant on college kids and minorities for a big chunk of their vote.

>>17565966
Is Mini Mike back?

https://twitter.com/Noahbierman/status/1234976588548018176

No video or Audio allowed at latest coronavirus WH briefing

>>17565925
Whos going to want to go to a congested airport & pack into a cramped tube once it spreads to every state?

>>17565956
yeah, and 99% sure bloomberg will endorse biden if it isn't a contested convention

>>17565966
+ Arkansas for Biden

>>17565974
He's gonna fucking surge because of that win, momentum

WALLAH, and just like that— wait. Why isn’t the 10-year yield going back up?!?! Oh no this is maybe a fake and gay rally.

>>17565865
Go back :DDD
>>17565966
California and Texas are the big prizes though...

>>17565904
You’re fucking retarded

>>17565966
>YFW your boss spend half a bil for American Samoa

>>17565966

>>17565986
The key was America Samoa all along, that's what $500 million of the best analytics confirmed

>>17565966
>got the tribesman vote
is there anything our guy can't do?

>>17565987
OOPS forgot pic

>>17565988
no u!

>>17565940
I know man, but every damn person running is old except for Tulsi and she's getting like 1% of the vote. Honestly I wouldn't be mad if the coronavirus hit them all.

Feelin' good about this one, Bidenchads

>>17566023

>>17566023
Biden is the Mitt Romney of the dems, only a legit fucking retard

Is ZOM still a thing, I like gambling on penny stocks

>>17565987
Dave Wasserman is bullish on Biden winning Texas, but keep in mind he's a hard shill for biden usually so take it with a grain of satl

>>17566010
Also Tulsi's not as secretly popular as 4chan claims, they mostly just want to fuck her (which is pretty understandable desu)

>>17565533
People would panic if they found out the Pope died of corona virus. In fact, even I would.

who here RIDIN' WITH BIDEN?

>>17565870
>switch games
>gave up bing bing yahoo for bernie and he still lost

>>17565966
add Massachusetts to the Biden column
Warren in third lmao, she's done

>>17565998
I really really like this image

>>17565966
>Bernout only won his home state and the DUDE WEED LMAO state
Why am I not surprised?

>>17566043
Lordy she looking fine with them big toddies and... long fingers
>>17566044
I’d he surprised if that’s not a parody... it just fits the stereotype so well. It’s literally why the boomers hate my generation (well one reason)
>>17566041
It’s not like it’s instadeath, people would just be hearing that oh no the pope has pneumonia. Then everyone prays.

Jesus maybe I should’ve bought CURE or PILL

So how much of the current stock plummet is because of corona virus and how much is because the market was over inflated to begin with?

>>17565519
The general consensus is we'll be up, especially with Biden winning. Which is why it'll be a 300 point loss day.

>>17566112
I've been hodling a couple CURE throughout this shitshow, figured it would do better among the corona fears, but it tanked just as much as SPY.

>>17566129
yes

>>17565279

How does it feel to watch your wife fuck my 10 big black inches?

bernie honors fidel castro in speech upon winning vermont

>>17566129
both

>>17566129
too early to tell. Right now we're in retard golden bull phase where people still buy dummy calls pretending everything is okay and that the feds will fix everything. Once we're in the fun slip n slide down to depression we'll know how much the virus truly mattered

>tfw no one voted for mommi Gabbard

>>17566156
Would be a real shame if someone coofs on him

I'm pissed, I set up to buy the dip yesterday evening.
I think rethought it after reading /biz/ thinking it's a dead cat bounce.

I CANCELED MY BUY OF APPLE AND FB AND YEEETTTT IT STILL WENT THROUGHT.

FUCKING STUPID WEBSITE
I also blame myself...
But should I sell and take my losses for that one day? Or should I ride it out for when we climb back up?

Are we holding on through the crab market?

Are we pumping or dumping tomorrow... Also who held their short with strong hands during today's fed pump...

Threadly reminder that sober epidemiologist estimates are 60% of Earth will be infected with Corona Chan if we fail to contain

Threadly reminder that we have failed to contain

Threadly reminder that Death Princess has a 1% mortality rate with world class care and 100% identification of infected and no exceptionally sick or old. E.g. 1.0% is the bedrock minimum mortality rate

Threadly reminder this is 33x the rate of even abnormally bad seasonal flu

Threadly reminder there will likely be no vaccine:
>Immunity against coronaviruses appears to be short-lived. Epidemiologic studies of coronavirus infection have demonstrated high reinfection rates. In human volunteer experiments, infection with a 229E-like coronavirus only induced effective immunity short-term because rechallenge with homotypic virus, the 229E serotype, resulted in infection and illness. In addition, under certain circumstances, vaccines against animal coronaviruses have led to enhanced disease
https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/medicine-and-dentistry/coronavirus-infection

>>17566180
Gabbard would be an even worse choice than Bloomderp

>>17565403

thanks SNSSbrother

added another /comfy/ 100+
at an uncomfy market price of 1.01

SNSS BLESS

>think Bernie is gonna win
>put 10% of my portfolio into weekly otm UNH puts
>didn't even hedge
I'm fucking retarded for thinking young people actually vote.

>>17566184
Biden is winning, prepare for a bvll ride

>>17566129
>we're in retard golden bull phase
I don't know about that man, not even a rate cut could keep the market green today
shits fucked

who here /folks/?

Healthcare/biotech is going to rally so hard tomorrow

>>17566216
which healthcare stock you recommend?

>>17566162
>we're in retard golden bull phase
I don't know about that man, not even a rate cut could keep the market green today
shits fucked

>>17565316
>Winning Texas, going to crush CA
Literally the only primaries that matter today

>>17566180
>tfw no coconut milk mommy prezzy

>>17566216
Shill me some

>>17566043
Only because he's the least likely to fuck up the economy and markets. And also because I think he'll get beat easily by the donal.

>>17566196

not even saying he'll wipe student debt makes people leave their pot/pc/cellphones

lmao

>>17566227
>>17566239
I'm a fool on it. I only pay attention to tech companies closely. I think we are late on it anyway.

biden wants to re-enter nafta
fuggggg

>>17566232
I laughed when I saw that. Everybody was bitching at the Fed for a rate cut. Next day market is starting to see some gains as traders were expecting a rate cut and then it happens and stocks plummet. The Fed should jack up interest just for a laugh.

>>17566261

great, good opportunity to profit from obvious stocks from the three countries

>>17566216
I'm thinking about a long term hold on MRNA, gonna wait for people to forget they're the ones working on the vaccine first though.
>>17566253
Nah, there's still a lot of room for them to go up, a lot of them got hit hard last week.
They're definitely going to recover a lot based on the news that bernie got BTFO, so better get in quick.

>>17566261
Kek'd. Even the democrats admitted when they voted to pass it that Trump's version of nafta was slightly better, not much of a talking point there for Biden

I was up almost $1000 before the market fucking CLIMBED UP FROM OUT OF PAJEET'S ASSHOLE AND ASCENDED GARFIELDS MASSIVE COCK INTO THE HEAVENS

>>17566239
Novo Nordisk
Bayer (added bonus that they own Monsanto)
Inovio

Powell should just jack rates as soon as inflation breaches 3% as a final fuck you before he retires. The fed has no obligation to pander to the stock market

rip me

>>17566324
what happen fren?

Anyone got some good twitter people to follow?
Macro/Tech


CONTRA COSTA COUNTY CA REPORTS FIRST COVID-19 CASE, PATIENT INFECTED THROUGH COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION - KTVU

>>17566291
weeklies overnight... in this market

can someone explain the fed rate cut to me? what was the rate prior to it becoming 1 or 1.25? why is this a big deal? will the markets continue to drop?

>>17566261
he also wants to keep obamacare going which is extremely fucking retarded

>>17566330
dude probably bought puts

Is it too late to get in on inovio?

>>17566365
Previous rate was 1.50-1.75. As for what the rate does:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/k/key-rate.asp

>>17566365
0.5% is an additional $100 to $150 to the average mortgage payments. Those payments translate to higher rent. Translate that to literally everything else in the economy in proportional to cost. Installing new storm sewer to your neighborhood requires multi million dollar bond that's based on fed rates.

>>17566365
all banks are required to keep a certain percentage of funds in reserve; if they can't meet that with what they have on hand, they have to borrow it, either from another bank who does have sufficient reserves, or from the Federal reserve itself

the fed rate is the cost charged to the bank which is borrowing the money

when the rate drops, it costs less to borrow to meet reserve requirements, and thus it costs banks less to loan out money

>>17566396
Yes

>>17566365
the "bull market" the last 10 years has been fraudulent due to the fed cutting rates and pumping money (look up quantitative easing)

now it's not working anymore

>>17566365
previous rate was 1.5-1.75, it's a big deal because it makes it easier for businesses to borrow money, and withstand this downturn. But the fact that they're lowering the interest after they've already lowered the interest a fuckton in this past year means that the feds are not confident in the market, that businesses will not have any safety nets left once the true downturn kicks in around late march-april, and it means that currently afloat companies are too inflated and overvalued due to how cheap their debts are, despite being wracked in debt. This could easily turn into 2008 or worse as everyone defaults on their debt after they can't pay it off due to coronavirus and the feds let any retard with an app borrow insane amounts of money. Markets will die.

>>17566385
if you get wiped out by a 1.5% swing tomorrow either way you're managing risk really bad.

>>17566440
>now it's not working anymore
says u

>>17566410
the fed rate cut today does not apply to mortgages you dipshit

>>17566445
Yeah I'm thinking it's going to be a hard landing if they try to raise once inflation becomes unbearable.

I have short positions targeting small companies specifically, because they get screwed the most on temporary disruptions. If the government is actually smart and targets small companies on bailouts I'll lose a good amount of money, I'm betting that the government and fed is incompetent basically.

>>17566449
yup

>>17566364
yes i am severely retarded please be gentle

Buy anything alcohol related. That's the post.

>>17566330
my stock keeps going down...

What's PLUG doing tomorrow?

>>17566485
positions?

JUST FUCKING CRASH ALREADY
DO JEW BANKERS GET OFF TO DOOMER BLUE BALLS?

>>17566485
>I'm betting that the government and fed is incompetent basically
with Drumpf at the helm, this is not a bad bet

It's all just numbers on a screen. It isn't real. We don't live in a real world.

>>17566511
>DO JEW BANKERS GET OFF TO DOOMER BLUE BALLS?
yes. yes they do.

>>17566495
what are you hodling my man?

>>17566519
keanu_reeves_whoa.jpg

When should i start DCAing?

>>17566501
PEEPEE POOPOO CONFIRMED

>>17566472
You're a fucking idiot if you think they're unrelated. Housing and residential construction stocks are the only ones that went up today.

>>17566526
the double whoa is it doesn't make a difference if this is a simulation man or not.

>>17566542
when coronavirus news starts to slow down

>>17566472
>I don't understand how banking works

>>17566519
it's real

>>17566523
aphria

I bought today.
Are we gaining again with Bernie losing?

Is Corona gonna start killing my tech company production?

Crab market?
Ugh, I hate this shit right now.

Can I map a map to a map? I think this serves the best purpose for my troubles.

>>17566589
if you're buying anything in this market then you have less active brain cells than the dead cat hitting the floor

>>17566589
>buying tech company stocks when all the factories are still closed

>>17566589
Probs gonna gain which imo is just more time to get the fuck out biden doesn't stop corona or the other pile of shit we've got to deal with down the line. I would sell but its your money and i could be wrong

>>17566519
wow dude, it's like *hits blunt* hyper reality dude wow
>>17566485
>I'm betting that the government and fed is incompetent basically.
a generally safe bet
>>17566588
weed stocks always made me uneasy, shits gonna get so saturated once legalization comes to the states, unless the government enforces monopolies, which is a real possibility.

>>17566543
Does that mean it's going down?

>>17566625
forgot pic

>>17566589
Not a bad time to buy. Markets are -10% from highs. Many more companies are down as much as 20%, and the only thing you have to worry about is a total collapse. Since these fears are warranted and at their highest levels in a while, now is a good risk reward. Once those fears are gone, markets will reach new highs.

>>17566196
Don't blame you desu. worked for trumpers, the dnc just hates bernie and winning more than it hates trump. Astonishing

>>17566623
>>17566620
Ugh!!!

I'm this ID >>17566184

I didnt want to be in RIGHT NOW!
I'm just trying not to lose money on this retarded mistake. I want to wait it out, but it's bumby

>>17566640
>markets will reach new highs after they reached historic highs

The market feels over inflated

We red tomorrow or what

>>17566673
Bright green.

>>17566501
Dip into the first half of the day and then rise into earnings tomorrow

how can i make sense of the current state of the stock market if i barely know anything about stocks? whats the fastest way to get a qrd on this?

>>17566661
not on american consumer products with a 12 p/e
but yes, buying anything dependent on china and over 20 p/e right now is stupid.

>>17566661
Incredibly unbelivably overinflated
Way too many stocks with charts that look like Tesla's in the last six months

>>17566681
>whats the fastest way to get a qrd on this?
lose money

>>17566675
Based on Bidens rally and buying up of cheapies?

>>17566687
Do you mean there are too many companies that don't or haven't turned a profit that have ridiculously priced stocks?

>>17566706
Biden helps, sure. Futures has stabilized a bit over 1% in the green.

>>17566738
>implying futures mean literally anything in the year of our lord 1776 + 244

>>17566738
if bernie wins texas and california expect red tomorrow morning

>>17566774
im masturbating right now

>wake up from napper snapper
>my nigga Joe running away wit da vote
>futures up 1%
>sundaddy got me a carne asada burrito <3
what fun!

>>17566782
same

>>17566774
>>17566782
>>17566812

>>17566805
Makes sense that the thread’s resident thelemite is a bull.

Finally closing my RH account after Monday. I opened an account with Schwab. I was wondering if anyone had tried out the automated account. I had 2k I could throw into it if it's actually worthwhile

>>17566620
You dumb fucking whore. If you dont buy the dip you will literally never be successful in life and you will never have a girlfriend. Buy the dip before the governments do

>>17566834
>>17566812
>>17566774
based usuka chads

Gonna be losing a lot of money on my puts at open tomorrow.

Post music for this feel.

Cdc website update

No longer shows cases per state

Instead says yes or no

https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/cases-in-us.html

Im so glad usa isnt censored like china. It used to give case numbers

>>17566917
>corona in the three states I have houses in

There's no escape

>>17566913
Dont check tomorrow

>>17566913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3cei6me4o

Poor poos

15 new positives in india from italian tourists

>>17566978
>2020
>willingly visiting India
why

>>17566978

It's going to rip through India like wildfire.

>>17566913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg

>>17567014
I'm amazed it hasn't already

>>17566986
Northern india is very nice, everything else is a shithole,

>Biden 191
>Sanders 184

OH NO NO BULLBROS

>>17566947
based ff9poster

>>17566849
hehe I'm not really a tellymite, not really by the OTO's standards or whatever. If anything I'm really more of a soft perennialist heavily influenced by neoplatonism, a little Valentinian gnosticism, kabbalah, and fun ideas bout atlantis/hyperborea

>>17567022
Probably is right now

Is this the perfect time for strangles?

>>17566978
what the fuck is up with Italian tourists spreading this everywhere?
like half of the recently infected countries have been infected by the eternal pizzanigger. What are they doing?

>>17567051
>neoplatonism, a little Valentinian gnosticism, kabbalah
Holy fucking based, god be with you, anon.

>>17567058
Talking closely to people

>>17567053
they've been working out for me pretty well

Enjoy the announcement bullfags

soon to be our future
https://youtu.be/8Poi5x0E2CM

>>17567087

NO NO BULLBROS IT WAS OUR TURN!!!!

>>17567087
>Dr. Ying Ying
What did they mean by this?

>>17567087
only 1 male on their entire panel, holy shit California is doomed

>>17567087
>>17567048
Comrade Bernie wins California
Kek

>>17567087
Seattle.amazon.worker.too just now

>>17567087
Fucking Barbara has to wear 10 titles. She must be an awful human being

>>17567048
Nice.

>>17567109
>holy shit California is doomed
where have you been the past 20 years?

>>17567087
just don't close any factories and it's fine

>>17565449
people are generally happy in Maine, they want a moderate not a revolution

>>17567153
In usa its consoomers not racking up debt and spending money to worry about. Not factories

>>17567087
bobo... the meme numbers... they're green......

>~4 million people voting for someone already guaranteed a spot
the last record for an incumbent was 1 million

>>17567087
>California and Washington state have huge homeless populations
>streets covered in literal shit with people living in tents and cars

How fucked is the west coast?

>>17567177
also nice

>>17566396
>Buy the top of a pump and dump
Why don't you reference every other Biotech that popped in the last week. You should try to get ahead of it and buy one that actually has a basis beyond just the coronavirus. MRNA is a fine example.

>>17567181
>MAYOR ORDERS ALL CITIZENS TO SELF-QUARANTINE INSIDE THEIR HOMES
>What homes?

My balls are really sweaty and I'm smelling my fingers after rubbing them

>>17567181
I live in krikland Wa
it's fucked in seattle proper but the surrounding area's are nice and have corona virus

>>17567204
You're gonna bern alright

>>17567181
The sf homeless will spread it on purpose

>>17567181
I live inland Oregon.
Very cozy I like it a lot.
Any of those sanctuary cities (Portland, San Francisco, LA) are all hell to me. I just like being surrounded by trees and lakes. I wouldn't mind being next to a beach if I wasn't fucked by taxes

>>17567275
Look up the cascadia subduction zone

>>17567290
Yea, I've seen that, eh it could work, but probably not until a major shift happens. This could be it though, Trump vs Sanders could finally start the civil war we need so much. Just get it over with and let me scoop up the land and money like a Soros type.

I posted earlier in a thread this morning about picking up a proportionate amount of inverse ETFs to offset the losses I've been taking. On one hand it's worked, but I know it can't possibly last. What are some indicators you use to know when a good time is to dump them? Is it after about a week of overall market recovery? I'm still kind of reeling from last week's massive red dick

>>17567312
I think macro wise

Rural land will only go up in value

Better remote internet options without wiring possibly
Solar panel cost reduction
battery cost reduction
Better transit because of autonomous vehicles, more leisurely experience

The crammed in shitty sq ft living spaces aren't gonna be as appealing. Rent and buy land

what is happening with the STOCKS

the
STOCKS

I'm scared

>>17567437
me too

>>17565630
It took nasdaq index 13 years to recover

>>17567430
We are in a shake out period. Bulls and Bears taking turns running up the score on each other.

I think the bears win in the end for a quarter or two. Mainly because of how stood up the market is/was on future growth and we probably have a mediocre year.

>>17567454
would u call it....
a crab market??

>>17567483
No I think there is going to be some clear shape and trends to it despite the volatility and bull traps.

>>17567428
I'm really looking forward to buying land or a house one day.
I just need to stack more greenbacks and I'm waiting for the housing market to finally crash. House pricing is outrageous right now, at least where I am. I sometimes think about getting a nice spot in Wyoming, or Montana, but I'm also getting very tired of the cold. Who knows, all future stuff.

>>17567578
something tells me in the future some tiny footprint in San Fran won't be so valuable relatively.

>>17567578
Already have some land, and that's one thing in this world you can't possibly have enough of. The further away from the city the better. The commute kinda sucks, but knowing I won't get robbed and having some acres for my animals more than makes up in the comfy department

>>17567643
how many animals do u have

>>17567623
An uncle of mine paid for over 1 mill for a house in Oakland (he works and commutes to San Fran)

His house literally had a nig shot in front of his house. Bullet hole through his front door.

Imagine paying over a mill to potentially be shot because of gang violence. And you have to step over shit every day you go to work. Hell. On. Earth.

So are there any good index funds that I should watch while everything drops?
I'm looking for stuff that pays out a good dividend, perhaps 1.5+%.

My goal is a long game with a steady (and diversified) build up while I sacrifice cash to things that are more flavor of the month/year.

>>17567692
Okay Boomer

>>17565279
>BERNIE WINNING THE PRIMARY
??????????

>>17567692
SPY tends to outperform everything. It only loses to 2x SPY.

So let's see

USA cases only discovered because researchers went around CDC limitations on testing and did it inhouse using a loophole.

why do you think the CDC prevented testing of probable cases for so long?

>>17567722

>>17567722
>>17567722

>>17567722

>>17565870
Hahhaaha hahahahahaha

Oh my God

HahahahahahahahHahH

>>17565870
It's a shitpost, right?

>>17567437
you aren't the only one

>>17565925
Bro, we're early Jan wuhan here, and we're entering a recession. Don't go long on travel

>>17565603
Manga name? Reverse google is weak and saucenao pops up nothing

>>17567891
Oh ummm I think it’s something like there’s a demon lord on the floor or something like that.

>>17566181
I love you Corona Chan

>>17567666
Satanic trips! Dogs, a cat and goats right now. They're basically little water operated lawn mowers! I've tried chickens before but the dogs seem to enjoy them before I can

>>17566265
Market dumped because it's scared the Fed might go full retard and try to buoy the market (at least in nominal terms) during a recession & pandemic. Look at Ag, should be falling (industrial metal) yet jumped almost as much as Au.

>>17567921
Thanks anon

>>17566917
>9 deaths in WA
>CDC: 6 deaths in US
Hmmmmmmmm