/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17558066
Wtf is he drunk

Is he gonna pump my linkies?

>>17558066
That whales, no matter how deep they dive trying to escape still need to resurface to breath fresh air since they're mammals.

>Co(nsensy)s
>Co(ronaviru)s
Nothing is a coincidence.

he's a washed up retard who, doesn't even work for ibm anymore

>>17558106
why would something as shitty as consensys pump your bags?

>>17558276
this.

Consensys is a literal who. Ive never even heard of them before today when you deluded linkies started spamming the board with "MUHH CONSENSYS"
When are you fags going to talk about real companies that actually matter?

>>17558259
Oy vey they know! Shut-er-down.

>>17558066
How long could you survive in a deep sea submarine with a limited oxygen supply?

What is the max dive time of an average deep sea submarine? Days? Weeks?
If you have co2 scrubbers your o2 timing would be limited by fuel. He didn't mention nuclear so we wont have to wait years.

consensys is a dying "business" model. just hemorrhaging money lmao. no one worth two shits goes anywhere near it.

>>17558106
i wish to be as comfy as that apu one day

>>17558066
he just retweeted a chainlink stupid ass account.

go all in eth right now?

>>17558066
LOOK AT WHAT HE RETWEETED IN THAT CHAIN

IT"S TRUE ALL OF IT
AHAHAHHAHAH

>>17558661
People were trying to act like this wasn't mixicles earlier lmao

>>17558661
Look at his likes. It’s def the magic bus he has been talking about for a while. Stock up on eth and link.

>>17558680
>>17558661
its not mixicles.

wolpert literally called LINK "baseball cards"
he retweeted that account because it posted something about the announcement john wolpert is referencing. just because the account is called chainlink alert doesnt mean that wolperts announcement has anything to do with chainlink.

Have a look at his likes in Twitter, it's the magicbus he's been on about for a while. Chainlink has been mentioned as an integral part of it.

>>17558783
lol, they're still trying

>>17558783
>just because the account is called chainlink alert doesnt mean that wolperts announcement has anything to do with chainlink.
>chainlink has nothing to do with chainlink

>>17558777
>green ID
>blessed trips
>KeK scrambled in ID
You best start believing in meme timelines... you're in one.

>>17558306
lmao they make metamask and so much other shit if you haven't heard of them you don't know shit

>>17558805
>>17558814
the account that posted that telegram message could have been named "BitBean Alerts" and wolpert would have retweeted it.
he retweeted that post because of the picture posted, not because of the twitter account handle
you guys are fucking joking, right? i feel like im talking to retards

>>17558783
>wolpert literally called LINK "baseball cards"
>1909-1911 T206 Honus Wagner recently sold for $3.12 million
COPE
OOPE
PPPE
EEEE

>>17558849

>>17558849
Stop it.

>>17558066
Checked. We’ve made it.

>>17558066
John Wolpert is Whalekiller

>>17558926
okay i suck massive cocks

i just made a twitter account to go through and check all of the tweets wolpert liked and they all have to do with UBT & LINK. Im guessing this is in collaboration with the EMINENT group recently announced

i suck massive cocks, i was wrong and god fucking damn it feels so good to be wrong
pic related is me 95% in LINK, still FUDing

>>17559042
I figured you owned and we're just FUDing newfags lol, they'll be priced out by next week, so I don't mind shilling at this point.

>>17559042
basado

>>17559042
Good for you anon. Its nice to get it off your chest right? No one will judge you here, so if you like sucking cock that's fine. There is completely nothing wrong about being open about your sexuality desires. If you suck dick for link, support your cause, since each cock you suck and every 15 bucks you drop into link, you pump our bags. So, thank you for your service. Stay based and gay.

>>17558968
THIS

>>17558926
What does this mean?

>>17558066
Ok so the submarine is a large company like microsoft or some shit which has been quiet about chainlonk and is now running out of air and has to go to the surface and grasp some air(and reveal a partnership)

>>17559042
>i suck massive cocks, i was wrong and god fucking damn it feels so good to be wrong

We need skeptics like you to keep critiquing every new piece of bread crumb or hint. That's how Chainlink's research came to be so strong, don't forget that.

>>17558777
Checked. Kek wills it

>>17558066
Event Schedule:

1330 - 1400: Arrival and Networking
1400 - 1420: Chainlink Connected Smart Contracts by Charles Holmes from Chainlink and North East
1420 - 1440: Learning from Smart Gaming by Kate Baucherel
1440 - 1500: Mainnet 2020: The Magic Bus is Rolling by John Wolpert from ConsenSys
1500 - 1520: Break
1520 - 1555: by Demo of SEO smart contract with Euro payout by Jonny Huxtable from Linkpool.io
1555 - 1615: Decentralising APIs by Dave Connor from Honeycomb
1615 - 1630: Break
1630 - 1715: DAML: Making Contracts Smarter and Portable; and DABL: the simplest way to deploy your DAML applications by Vivek Srivastava from Digital Asset
1715 - 1800: Ian Keane and Joost Volker from Oracle

SUCK IT BEZOS NO CAGE FOR ME

>>17559835
>1800 - 2115: Drinks and pizza on Sergey at the Whitechurch Free House, 29 Church Street Head, Durham DH1 3DN
you left out the most important part

#magicbus(ses)

See you tomorrow guys.

>>17560262
Cheers John, we love you

>>17560262
Big fan John glad to have you on board

>>17558066
holy shit. i wasn't getting my hopes up over lubin's statement but this is something completely different. fucking madman.

>>17560262
john, you are a total madman. thank you for your service.

>>17558432
Lol he said tomorrow

Boomer Wolpert will announce this magic bus thing he's been working on then demo it at the chainkink thing in Durham biz school.

>>17560262
Thanks John, I'll see you Monday :D

>>17558783