/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17543808
First for red close tomorrow

Robinhood is gonna be down tomorrow as well.

>>17543819
futures already pumped to +4%

TMDX is the answer

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCR-uby4a-4

>>17543834
I will kill myself

Hey. How the fuck did MSFT $190 calls 3/20 go down in value today? How does that make any sense? The value of the stock went up nearly 10 dollars.

>>17543808
Should I put 1k on IBM and 3M?

Our old regulars were so much better than the retard cuck who stayed...
“She” was so kino
Kekkies 4ever

>>17543834
Dont you fucking dare say that you dirty jew

>>17543848
did this pump hard today, can't check RH

>>17543808
STEEZYASFUCK is better

>>17543856
Good.

>>17543848
So the drop in price was from someone selling 500 shares. I am trying to resist the urge to keep DCA down as I'm a poor fag and most of my money is tied up in it already. Avg price for me is about 18...

>>17543856
Maybe don't use a fucking meme broker then.

>>17543856
>>17543873
I'm on RH myself and lost about $400 today.

I know thats peanuts compared to some, but yeah. Nothing we can do but watch on the sidelines.

>memebrokers

>>17543848
For me, it’s AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17543866
Just buy all the Dogs of the Dow, theyre cheap as hell and will earn you extreme wealth over many decades

futures about to do a moonin

>>17543857
Iv crush newfag

>>17543894
I switched today faggot, excuse me for not being part of cool boomer club. Robinhood is the only brokerage they advertise on Facebook and Hulu.

>>17543912
lmao

We already out of bear territory?

Did the market just bulltrap or are we back to bullrun?

>>17543808
>the OP
Chill Beats to Moon/Close/Study to

I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY EEEEEEYEEEEEEES

all i do lately because of this retarded rollercoaster market is buy X20 spy trackers and make $20k each day

Does TDameritrade have instant deposit?
been awhile since ive transferred cash to them

absolute state of /smg/

>>17543953
Scenario 1) Fed, despite a global recession, tries to keep the market green -> Capital follows to non-depreciating assets, even if nominal prices can be maintained (big big if), gold etc will out pace them

Scenario 2) Fed doesn't buoy the market -> Market falls hard

Scenario 3) Everything is rainbows and kittens and we develop a cure for Corona Chan in the next week and China shutting down causes no economic slowdown -> Pure delusion. We're 1yr to never from a vaccine (we've never developed a working vaccine for a coronavirus), none of our anti-virals look promising, which just leaves immunoglobulin therapy, which is expensive and won't cut hospitalization just mortality

>sorry about our little fucky wucky yesterday !! I hope this 4 dollar FREE (THATS RIGHT, FREE) stock makes up for it !!

>>17543963
Shit earnings. Get owned trannies.

>>17543937
>Iv crush newfag
so funny
all those retards so arrogant about not knowing their greeks
fucking told em

>volatility crunch

>>17543965
Yes, but you can't use the cash for penny stocks or options until it clears

>>17543970
That’s exactly why it happened

>>17543989
>Buying options during a volatility crunch
Just use a leveraged index mate

>opened a brokerage account on new years day
>put in 5k
>tfw down to 3.6k

how do i stop making retarded mistakes? at this point im tempted just to buy defensive stocks and leave it at that

>>17543872
comfy is probably one of the biggest morons still in this thread.. fucking guy fails at everything he does... one time said he didn't want to deliver pizza anymore so him and his buddy were going to start a wing delivery service as if it'll be any fucking different.. straight fucking failing moron..

retarded kneepad guy was the most annoying LARPer on 4chan

hehe me having chemo and me bunghole hurts hehe

I’m about to make cock soup and I fucking hate tripfags

>>17543953
Unknown. The determination will be made probably around 50% retrace of dip last week. So around about 3140-ish S&P. No resistance there then it's headed back to ATH to see how it feels there.

>>17544004
It's my own fault, I fell for a meme stock being artificially pumped.

Will I become rich in a couple of years if I just invest $1000 into SPY every month?

real talk: china is fucked but the rest of the (1st) world is gonna be just fine. this is the gooks reckoning. they tried to become a major world power but flew too close to the sun.

>>17543953
I think it's a bulltrap but who the fuck KNOWS

>>17543970
lol feels good

>>17544030
how much money do you need to be rich?

>>17544026
It's APT isnt it?

update the app

its running fine now

>>17544033
Nah dude, there are already two first world countries that i can bet all my money are gonna be in a recession for the whole year.

>>17544030
in 20 years you'll have half a million or so. get more income

>lose 1500 dollars because couldnt access my robinhood accounts
>all my profit gone
>looks like bull market is back
>still have these puts that I can now magically trade as of 3 mins ago

I'm fucked aren't I? Fucking robinhood cock sucks.

>>17543976
Seriously how the fuck are they going to make this right?

Seriously considering buying some SCHW because someone’s going to win when RH loses clients.

>>17544049
1 mirrion dorra

hey american retards. tell me one thing. why does your shitty government pump the stocks, just to make your boomers happy and buy back the stocks they sold already at a loss, that they will any day now see become worthless again? isn't the whole purpose of pumping the stocks to make americans happy and not sad once it falls apart?

retards

>>17543970
This is so bullshit, literally the weekend before Monday I was telling weedbro what an insufferable faggot his parents raised and that next week would be a green week. This is either a dead cat bounce or just things back to normal for now.

>>17544070
Yeah Robinhood could be down for the whole week. What are you going to do if that's the case?

>>17544077
Goddamn someone has been posting really sexy anime ass today

>>17543922
What is the current dog status?
I trimmed too much MRK and didn’t buy enough on the dip.

Was that a once in a lifetime dip? I wish I bought so much more!!

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OOOOOOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
DAY TRADERLETS STRAIGHT MALDING RN

>>17544078
people working and putting money into their 401k and IRA accounts is what pumps the market..

>>17544102
yea sure explains the last 30 mins 2.5% gain

This is the most obvious dead cat bounce in the history of dead cats. Sorry Garfield, we've still got a long ways to go before we hit bottom.

>>17544067
I'm a shitty retail worker with only an associates degree and going back to college means spending more on fees I can't invest or getting a shitton of debt I'll have to pay off which will cut into my returns anyway

>>17543873
Robinhood will probably be down for the count. There's 24/7 crypto trading on there and you can't reverse faulty crypto transactions even if you do rollback your database. For users flipping money between crypto, options, and stocks, the rollback is going to be impossible to do. They're going to have to reimburse normal traders for today, and they're going to be left scratching their heads over the leap year situation as it pertains to crypto users for months. And god forbid people start using other platforms to pump shitcoins to ridiculous prices overnight and Robinhood finds themselves having to figure out how to buy ALL OF THE BAGS after they finally work out a rollback solution.

>>17544089
scream till i pass out from lack of oxygen

>>17544063
may the odds be ever in your favor, anon. i just hope you actually pay attention to what the short, medium, and long term price averages are doing.

>>17544089
It's back now. Fucking gay tho, my contracts were worth so much today and I couldnt offload because of them. Now that the fed ppt has stepped in it looks like I'll be fucked tomorrow too.

Fuck this gay ass market and the boomers who control this shit.

>>17544013
based and cockpilled. Robinhood will meet its end. Unless they give me free shit, looks like my puts didnt go through after all

>>17543586
>>17543618

Nice try Buffet

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/3438f892-4022-36d8-a1a1-719abfb98abd/here’s-the-real-reason-warren.html1

>>17544098
all of this because some Silicon Valley fuckhead couldn't program in leap years. Amazing.

>>17543878
Complete opposite

>>17544097
y'know, isabelle would technically be anime because she's a japanese animated character, just bein' real with u.

>>17544077
how do i get a sexy dominating anime woman boss in my life, /smg/? not a roastie one.

Finally robinhood is open, I now remember the stock I own
Campbell soup up near 7% today
>>17544097
>Was that a once in a lifetime dip? I wish I bought so much more!!
All dogs are severely underpriced still, you have plenty of time

I went out to In-N-Out yesterday night, the line was around the block. I captured it on my dashcam

https://youtu.be/rNDgwDf-In0

Today at Walmart all of the water, toilet paper, and hand soap are completely gone. I never wanted this happening

>>17544151
>open my app after reading your comment
>spxl share order went through
>mfw i made 2500 bucks today
FUCKKKKKKKKKK YUEEEEEEEEESSSSSs

>>17544131
Wait... rollback?
You think they’re going to fulfill all the limit trades that failed to execute today or something?

They have unlimited venture capital funding, so it’s not impossible. Bun I think it’s going to be a “should’ve read the fine print! So sorry! Please understand!” Situation.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrapoza/2020/03/01/coronavirus-could-be-the-end-of-china-as-global-manufacturing-hub/

guys I'm fucking confused. Trump said this was nothing. China stopped reporting numbers I thought that means it's over??? Why aren't the factories starting?????? What the fuck did they lie about this being a flu strain?

Predictions for tomorrow?

Now all I need to do is wait and hope futures dont take a shit
SECURE TEH PROPHITS

>>17544053
yeah.

I really didn't think it would crunch that hard, the thing has collapsed like 15 points in 2 days and my put is still somehow losing value.

>>17544168
>already up 5% on CVXchan
Hehheh
Not sure which others still cheap. I underestimated Pfizer.

>>17544202
Pretty red

the car is on fire and there is no driver at the wheel

>>17544217
>>17544202
futures are already +4%

>>17544202
Either weak rally in the morning followed by hard crash, or a repeat of today

>>17544186
its just a prank bro

how is the combination of tariffs and coronavirus not going to tank the chinese economy and therefore the global supply chain?

>>17544165
Real life is never like fiction. You never want a fucking female boss trust me, they're either nice and incompetent but way over their heads or the worst bitches imaginable but still stupid as shit and incompetent

>>17544202
>dead cat bounce continues
>sanders gets edge in super tuesday
>hemorrhage resumes

>>17544231
The Fed will save us all
All hail the great and powerful fed

>>17544209
Futures in good shape for the moment. We'll see how asia opens in an hour.

>>17544231
Trump magic

MARKET... UP...
MARKET... UP...
MARKET... UP...

>>17544246
what time are the results of this super tuesday shit?

>>17544202
> green day
> Sanders sweeps most of Super Tuesday
> futures become blood red

>>17544231

>>17544202
Robinhood status changed to partially working, down all day. Next day fully operational, markets open, system wide crash.

>>17544211
Sorry lad, I tried warning you guys. You may get lucky if it keeps dumping and Delta outwieghs IV

>>17544246
there is absolutely no way the communist jew beats the billionare jew
Magic Mike will face Trump

Rally tomorrow and fall wednesday to retest lows before bouncing off and trying to test new highs before falling and crabbing through the summer.

>>17544265
probably 11pm est

>>17544233
That’s like most bosses.

But at least there’s something erotic if it’s a stacked jap qt.

>>17544098
Love retard gamblers getting btfo

My plan was to sell a large position for a small loss, and buy back in with even larger position, but Robinhood fucked me.
God fuckng damn it I missed It all...

Fuck you Robinhood, I could have made it today

>>17544213
I love Pfizer, they make my meds, they make my vitamin gummies, they went down because of a fat acquisition or something

Which stocks will profit if millions of people die from corona chan?

what the fuck

https://streamable.com/2xi41

Is Robinhood going to survive this?

>>17544013
BASED
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK ROBINHOOD
AND OF COURSE
FUCK TRIPFAGS

>>17544298
laughing stock

>>17544280
thanks, will there be any indication of who is winning/likely to win? like exit polls or whatever? (sorry not a burger)

>>17544290
That and Market is suspicious of the Upjohn spinoff. I think also they’re just lagging in the profitable stuff like oncology, but now that vaccines are hot again and trump might be gifting vaccine companies wit big money, they could pump.

You don’t own them though do you?

I’m glad PFE is helping keep you alive. Gotta get those vitamins I don’t want rite aid booze to kill you too quick.

>>17544233

My first boss or manager was a female. Nice eye candy but extremely lazy and didn't know how to manage. My current boss is an older lady. Because shes the CEOs wife her word is effectively law so it works in that case. She is actually knowledgeable too which is nice.

>>17544225
this is bad. We recovered today because the futures were red. They were green every evening last week. It's a dump signal.

>>17544180
They have to do some kind of rollback. They and the IRS are looking at a nightmare otherwise between options and crypto trading. Weekend options needed to clear today. People holding calls or puts with the intention of actually executing those options have missed out on the chance to do so if they expired today, so Robinhood could be on the hook for coming up with say, 100 shares of AMZN stock for someone who had an 1880 call that they wanted to execute today. Crypto trades starting on Saturday have been incorrectly logged with the wrong dates with people buying, selling, and possibly using money collected from those trades for premarket stock trading activity. The opposite situation also may have happened with premarket sales going into crypto before market open.
It's going to be a huge clusterfuck that the IRS is going to force them to figure out. The "fine print" excuse wont get them off when Uncle Sam's money is on the line.

>>17544316
Bernie is going to win and we are going to invade your country and claim it for communism

>>17544303
the real question is should we get our money out and put it in TD while robinjew still works

>>17544279
I really need that dip I need to buy more cheapies...

Should I just buy tomorrow despite all the green?

>>17544298
Pharma/Medical Research

>>17544302
China being China

>>17544131
>rollbacks

lmfao that ain’t happening

I got RH to load I lost... 7 bucks lmao
When that bitch suck the hedge a little too strong

>>17544338
comrade corbyn already failed with that last year but gl

>>17544337
Goddamn that’s so fucking bullish if RH has to come up with the shares to full orders since it was such a bullish day.

Or were RH users setting orders to sell on a bounce... that’s entirely possible.

>>17544279
quite possible

>>17544340
my guess is we break the lows to scare everyone and then rally from there

>>17543906
Most brokerages have zero fees for stocks and like $1 for options. You should switch at this point, no reason to use robinhood.

>>17544202
Gotham's reckoning, Trump blames it on fear of a Sander's presidency

>>17543970
We have no idea really
>>17544015
Tomorrow might be green but who knows anymore
>>17544040
I think its a bulltrap as well but I am not gonna put money on it
Even gold is going up and down

soon

>>17544233
>they're either nice and incompetent but way over their heads or the worst bitches imaginable but still stupid as shit and incompetent
This is my experience. Current wagies boss lady is the first variety. She moves in waves. Sometimes she gets all uppity and tries to change a bunch of stuff (generally for the worse) or she's too passive. She has told me directly that she isn't fixing some problem immediately because she "doesn't want to deal with that right now".

Think about it. TMDX shilling started a few weeks ago at 18 dollars.

Ok so how to best profit from the obvious collapse in the coming days?
Puts? Buy some inverse yadiyada?
How dear biz?

>>17544231
isn't it almost obviously the case that the value of the stock market runs away from the utility of the underlying assets?

does it even matter anymore. as long as everyone who's investing can eat, sleep, and have a roof, we can keep the speculation going forever. it would take an actual crisis, not just flu bugaloo 2 to bring this thing down.

>>17544312
Lol that was funny anon, and smart I appreciated that.

>>17544365
i know. im already looking at TDA or webull.

>>17544233
let me fucking fantasize, anon, ffs. maybe after i've made my fortune over the course of the next decade things will be different and i can essentially "own" a woman or three to fulfill my fantasies irl to a certain extent, but i guess until then my imagination will have to suffice because of how much the modern left has fucked up women in our society. feels bad man.

Everyone who got dicked over by robinhood should use webull desu their full premarket trading is dank

>>17544098
>daytraderlets
>robinhood
>holding a position overnight and can't get out of it

naw. i use TD ameritrade and think or swim btw, guess who didn't have any issues whatsoever today? feels good not being a worthless pile of trash with almost no money :^)

>>17544431
>have to pay for live market data
>have to pay for options

Nah, I'm good

>biggest point increase in history
>futures looking really good
>only people dying are old or chinese
>"its aids" theory btfo
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HAPPENING

>>17544343
What do you guys think how bad it really is? Are we witnessing the biggest mass mortality event in recent history?

>>17544397
I don't know what to do, I don't want to realize profit but... I could use that money to make my profit back quicker somewhere else, or just lose more of it... I might just forget about it and check up on it in a year.

>>17544419
At least you have a fetish money can buy anon

>>17544405
Buy SQQQ

>>17544298
rice and bean ETF

Looks like RH might be operational now. Wish I could have traded today

>>17544405
>Obvious
I have no idea where the market is going to go. Two weeks ago I was bringing in a 1+k€ every day but now? No clue. Is it over? Is it not? Is China back on track? How much got delayed?

Fuck if I know

>>17544302
>>17544343
trying to be a tyrannical communist dictatorship in the age of the internet is tough, you guys.

but hey, vote bernie ammirite??? xDDD

>>17544376
Great post dude. Very informative.

how the fuck is this market green rn?

This has got to be a dead cat bounce. The fed didnt even do anything.

>>17544451
what do doomer do when the happening isn't actually happening? do you guys kill yourselves or sulk back into your grandma's basements? i can never tell.

>>17544376
>Tomorrow might be green but who knows anymore
I expect choppy waters. There is one really big warning sign rarely discussed that needs to be looked out for: oil mooning. If oil rockets up to the high end of its range while the market is in Snibby control, you need to be very defensive with your long positions. There is a potential for this, I think, if OPEC does its cut to save itself from a wave of bankruptcies due to low benchmark cost it could find its current oversupply plunge to an undersupply as Chyna ramps up production back to normal, moon the benchmark price. Sky high oil is bad for the economy unless the economy is extremely strong and able to handle the cost for a while. There is a ton more to it, lots of factors determining oil price, but the main thing is to watch it: market looks toppy, oil is trading above $60 and holding that number, watch out.

>>17544443
Paying for options is worth it sometimes

Like when your broker is down for a full trading day and gives someone losses greater than what they would’ve ever paid in fees

>>17543808
kys zoomer faggot
>>17544013
looks v comfy, based

>>17544451
How did the aids theory get btfo

>>17544453
>Are we witnessing the biggest mass mortality event in recent history?
Nope.

>>17544486
the FED can print infinite money, bobo. get your asshole lubed up and ready.

>>17544475
enlighten me anon, how do you go about day trading?

>>17544491
we coom to black death documentaries

I have $1,000,000 I want to invest in real estate.

Should I buy 3 or 4 properties outright or more/more expensive properties with a mortgage?

>>17544486
I can understand today being green, but the enormous gains today make absolutely no sense to me. There's no way there's this much confidence in the market, while at the same time 4 out of 5 Americans want cities quarantined.

>>17544483
The info you get is that I am confused and retarded but not brain dead enough to gamble right now. Market might go literally anywhere.
If youre smarter than me and bring in green good for you.

>>17544486
never question the power of the fed

>>17544478
Who are you quoting?

>>17544453
>2,9k dead only
I wonder if anyone actually believes this bullshit.
China's lied about how bad things are to safe face before.

>>17544505
Im still not buying tomorrow, this is horse shit. When the steam on this gets rolling and Bernie is scaring the fuck out of the market I will buy then

>>17544496
NOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE BOOGALOORINOOOOOO

>>17544451
When you’ve been around long enough you realize all of this doomer shit is mostly retardo

>>17544503
It was confirmed that you can get coronaviruses again but they dont bind to your dna.

>>17544351
Kek. Yeah everyone's expecting the big Bern and if he doesn't get this, the race will be a complete joke. Trump 100% bet. Free money

>>17544518
Look at the european markets, they were barely in the green, only China and the US were over 3%.

>>17544302
Bearfag damage control cope kek
Buy tmdx btw>>17544307

>>17544518
My guess is investor sentiment on Friday was probably at an all time low, literally probably even worse than the depths of the worst depression ever.

>>17544451
It also smacks people with an overreactive immune system

>>17544515
I would lean towards outright purchase rather than debt for more expensive properties. Rent those properties out and get a passive income going on them with minimal overhead. You won't get screwed as hard if real estate crashes.

>>17544453
>What do you guys think how bad it really is?
My guess is that there are a lot of undiagnosed people that are fighting it off successfully. They are certainly counting the dead, but the denominator is skewed low. At the end of the day this won't be considered as dangerous as it currently is.

>>17544307
This fucking guy gets IT

>>17544530
You fucking GLOW, Moshie.

>>17544473
Its not fully operational yet I think. Look at your total gain and loss and then compare against what you gained and lost for your individual holdings summed together. At least on my end, things are still fucked up, its showing a loss while the sum total of all my returns on holdings for the day are a gain.

>>17544509
Swing trading. Mostly just finding good or bad stocks and getting LEAP Calls or Puts on them. Low risk with good profits.
If youre good with fundamentals and trends, and have some luck/patience then 9/10 things work out really nice within just two weeks.
Thats my thing. Not saying its the best but stress-free, high return stuff.

STRAP IN
WERE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF

Where my lean hog niggas at??????

>>17544542
so is it basically bernie/biden at this point? trump wins either way right

>>17544592
Bernie might win 7 or 8 states at least. Biden would be the biggest blowout of all time

>>17544592
Trump scraped by in 2016, Berniebros foam at the mouth and Biden is a staple home brand

>>17544592
Bloomberg has so much money he will pay the other two to step down
It will be Berg vs Zion Don

We're going to get fucked tomorrow, aren't we?

>>17544592
Correct

>>17544554
I'm concerned about the properties appreciating in value. I'm looking at pretty ehhhh houses going for 300k to 400k. I can't see the price for them getting higher even if the homes are in desirable neighborhoods. Selling off the properties is where you get the real money.

>>17544607
Possibly.

>>17544534
Are you that guy who has no understanding of what a retrovirus is?

>>17544522
>hu r u quotey?

>>17544233
But isn’t that most bosses? It’s just not called bitchy when men are constantly pulling rank and talking down to others. It’s being a dick.

Most bosses are incompetent especially when viewed by their competant underlings.

>>17544385
>doesn't want to deal with that right now".
Ugh being a procrastinator sucks. Probably why I spend so much time here. I should just fucking end it.

>>17544486
I explained it last thread. We just got some of the worst news possible, and we knew it was coming and expected it. And when the world didn’t end despite that news, we bounced.

>>17544592
Yeah, absolutely biden winning. Which is a trump win eventually in Nov. Buttgieg and Klob both endorsed biden, so he gets their delegates basically and with SC showing he can win the black vote bernie will stay in until the convention and then endorse biden.

After three years, i have almost broken even. Many lessons learned, i think.
Top memes that fucked me:
>GNCA
>NAK
What has gotten me out of the hole:
>HIMX
>ETSY
And most recently a really lucky GILD call

>>17544592
bernie bomb goes off no matter who on the b team wins

do yall mind if i talk about trading /cl futures options?

>>17544611
I don't think I'll sleep tonight

Who here /thankful/ that big daddy robinnigger stayed that sell hand today?

>>17544610
>Selling off the properties is where you get the real money.
In a bullish market, yes. Right now? That's dicey.

So what happened with RH today?

>>17544577
which sources would you suggest somebody who wants to learn fundamentals and reading trends?

>>17543953
I want to ____ Marnie!!!

>>17543970
Feels so fucking good to be right
Buy tmdx btw

and go

>>17544607
There is literally no reason for this to be green tomorrow, this economy is fucked. There is literally no more operating on fundamentals and this is all hype and delusional bulls. I am fucking done with this market until we are hit with a 40% drop.

>>17544619
>activate the pump

>>17544615
Good job anon, keep it up

>>17544625
Well, I don't have the properties yet. I'm encouraged you think the prices are going to drop tho.

I'm looking forward to 2023-24 where its speculated that the Baby Boomers will be looking to sell off their homes but have no one to sell to cause most millennials are poor-fags. Should be a great time to snap up some rather substantial houses.

>>17544613
And what was your explanation, do you think it is dead cat?

At the airport. A foreign guy in a nice suit talking on his cell just muttered "black swan event." What do

>>17544012
>delivering wings over pizza
There's not even a chance of sorority sex. You'd only be delivering to fat chicks and dudebros.

>>17544623
me

>>17544643
zerohedge pls, you've missed out on too much already

>>17544628
Based.

Check out that Nintendies rally btw

>>17544654
What I just posted basically

>>17544656
>At the airport. A foreign guy in a nice suit talking on his cell just
>cell
>cell?
>SELL!!!!!!

Red tomorrow?

Fuckin fully transfered out of Robing hood
fUCK these FUCKERS

reminder that GME has over 100% short interest and a borrow rate of 84%

you bought costco didnt you?

>>17544657
Please stop responding to our token retard shill

Filtered

>>17544615
>really lucky
humility is the ultimate lesson. having money on the line for years and keeping your ego in check are the hardest things. you're going to make it

>>17544682
Nope I feel it going up still a few days and correcting again next weekend

>>17544627
Learning by doing
You get a feel for it and find a place for your style. Some day trade, some scalp, some buy long term, some sell options.
Just test it out, lose money and whatever suits you is fine.

You get a better feel for the data each time you fail or win

What, realistically is going to happen when millennial / zoomer normies come to retirement age? Are they just not going to be able to?
>don't own a home
>no pension
>social security cut
>little / no inheritance because boomer parents will spend it on riding mowers and healthcare
>*might* inherit a house if parents didn't reverse mortgage it, have to split it with siblings though

Are there just going to be scores of 65+ year olds working service jobs until they die? Will the government do something?

>>17544691
ONLY ONE SHARE

FUCK ME IM A TAAAAAAAAARD

>>17544691
I FUCKING WOULD HAVE

>>17544592
It appears to be. It's an interesting scenario playing out. On one hand trump couldn't even win the popular vote against Hilary Clinton. And on the other hand you have a massively popular win behind his back dnc candidate not winning over his own party for absolutely no reason other than spite, while the rest of the runner ups know they aren't strong enough to take down an incumbent a nearly impossible task as it is. If Bernie somehow gets this I wouldn't be so sure, Trump pissed off just about all sides by now. If Sleepy Joe runs against him go all in on Trump, if Bernie 40/60 chance

>>17544720
>zoomers having siblings

>>17544615
>>17544615
Ive learned a lot over the years...

I hope...

>>17544719
okay thank you anon

>>17544720
>Are there just going to be scores of 65+ year olds working service jobs until they die?
That is already the case.

>>17544694
Are... are you telling me you're not holding LCI? Sad. How new are you? Everyone who's been here long enough is at least holding a bit, even if they don't want to admit. Looking at baggie.

>>17544739
You can't just post a chart like that with no explanation

>>17544719
>>17544740
take that with a grain of salt. people also get a "feel" for slot machines.

>>17544202
New fag to stonks. But watched the market since 2016. When I thought it would crash then. This is only a speed bump it will go green and stay green as news about corona chan dies trump will die before the market crashes while he’s in office he’s done soo much to pump it up .... wish it would crash tho

Just go down tomorrow you fucking cunt market.

>>17544752
Fuckoff ive been watching this retard make terrible picks for ages. Shittalking Apple below $200... seriously

Fuck off back to his discord, shill

>>17544739

>>17544656
OH NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

bearfags btfo say it with me ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL

>>17544786
No

>>17544302
>https://streamable.com/2xi41
why is every video out of china like 240p 10 fps blurry fucking shit?

stocks only go up

>>17544775
Fair enough
"Feel" in this case means more than looking at the chart. It means looking at fundamentals, trends, news, etc.
Like you get a feel for driving after some time. It also means managing things like FOMO or knowing risk tolerances.

Is it gambling? Maybe. But I make a profit here.
>>17544740
Youre welcome

man stocks are way too dramatic this shit was just ridiculous, is this fun for you?

>>17544711
Hmmmm. Should avoid short term trades then eh? I bought some airlines/casino puts today, they got IV crushed + the upswing, but they are out in April. I dont think there is any escape for casinos and airlines from getting wrecked from this pandemic.

>>17544720
Military. It's what socialists want.
>Free healthcare, and unallowed to refuse treatment
>free college
>housing, food, and clothing allowances
>jobs for everyone, even if it involves keeping a seat warm or moving sandbags from one end of the field to the other
>if you're good at what you do and someone else isn't, you don't get promoted over them or earn more money, you get to do their work for them for freeeeeeee so they don't have to
>no negotiating, pay is set
>GI, one size fits all physical training
>strict dress code
>must do what government says OR ELSE
It's a socs/commies wet dream

>>17544827
Because many people in China can't afford top of the line phones

>>17544720
>Are there just going to be scores of 65+ year olds working service jobs until they die? Will the government do something?
yes, no

HOW DO I GET MY STOCKS OUT OF ROBINHOOD!!!!!!!!

>>17544691
No I bought more KO

LCIguy>>17544689

This dude --->>17544798 claims you have a discord. Is this true? What happened to shot caller?

>>17544844
Its fun but I can not trade in this market. Anything might happen. Any trend, any bull or bear got shafted. If it would at least keep going down it would be fine.

>>17544827
the chinkphones that /g/ shill bc they're cheap as shit are what the average chinaman actually uses

>>17544827
>He's never traveled to another country before
One of the first things I noticed when I traveled abroad is how different their resolutions are. The west runs at 8k, other countries run at different resolutions. Africa runs at 144p, China at 244p, japan runs at analog 1080p

If you guys are trying to bet against the market mid to long term, don't look at SPY. Large corporations can fall back on capital reserves, brand recognition, institutional and goverment bailouts. Russell 2000 (IWM) has had a much smaller recovery than SPY. Also small caps are typically a leading indicator for economic headwinds, since they're the most sensitive to them.

>>17544853
https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/360001226666/transfer-stocks-out-of-your-robinhood-account/
there's a fee, you could always just sell them, transfer the money to your bank, and then buy them again
there's no fee for that, but you lose time obviously

>>17544844

>>17544853
there no getting off this ride

>>17544739
>this is your portfolio on options

>>17544775
>>17544840
i will carefully try

What are the big guys playing with this time around? Last time it was CDS

>>17544844
i just buy the dips at predetermined levels. it's pretty boring tbqh

I've broken finally even last summer but my portfolio won't get above 35-40% before it collapses

>>17544895
Did it get IV crushed as well?

My orders processed on Robinhood, I submitted them before market open this morning. Will see if I can withdraw my funds tomorrow.

>>17544844
>is this fun for you?
Yes but i'm a weirdo.

Airport anon here. The foreign businessman just ratted someone out for leaving their cellphone charged in next to him and walking away.

WTF does it all mean, riddles upon riddles

>>17544853
If you were investing instead of gambling this wouldn't be that big of a deal to you

>>17544853
>>17544899
I believe TD Ameritrade is willing to reimburse ACAT fee up to $150 which will be enough to cover Robinhood's $75. Other brokerages might also have a reimbursement policy. If you really want to give a fuck you to RH then liquidate, pull funds, and close account.

>>17544895
Based tip cheers

>>17544844
The hardest drug I've done is ibuprofen when my head hurts but I imagine what I feel when I'm trading options is a lot like speed

Some of you are alright, make sure you buy NRZ tomorrow at open. ;)

>>17544844
If trading is not fun, just stick your shit in a mutual fund and be done with it.

>>17544912
>dips at predetermined levels
Why not sell puts?

>>17544908

>>17544887
>>17544890
>>17544851
Then why are chinks so smug about fucking everything?
>eat sewage oil
>cheap shit phones
>disease ridden
>still laughs at americans for being dumb and poor

>tfw your portfolio has rock solid resistance

>>17544932
are you wearing a meme mask? what % of people are?

>>17544760
Im a drug addict that discovered options trading and /smg/ at similar times

BUT HEY IM STILL IN THE GAME AND I SURVIVED THE WORST POINT DROP IN MARKET HISTORY AND IVE QUIT THE DRUGS

GOOD TIMES AHEAD

>>17544925
It did of course, I exited my long put positions Friday, and entered this afternoon.

Any hints for tommrow friends? I made some money off of my amd puts when IV shot up but lost what I made in TMDX.

Hot 90% of My Equity in sqqq which I bought this morning because I'm retarded and knew the market was going to Rally but doubted it anyway.
I haven't checked my account value and sense 2 p.m. EST, and I don't have the heart to.
Staying berish however

>>17544798
Atleast I don't cowar away like a little pussy under Anonymous when a trade doesn't go my way.. i've admited in here MANY times when a trade hasn't gone my way... i just got fucked on TSLA and MMM.. and i talked about getting fucked on TSLA and MMM... let me guess.. you're still long on AMRN when i was shit talking it above 20?? or are you still long on AMRS when i was shit talking it around 9???? I posted in this thread that AAPL got me... wanna call me out.. go ahead faggot.. i don't have any shame unlike you... i can take responsiblity for my trades.. unlike you

i stand behind my trades.. i may lose some here and there but i own up to my mistakes unlike you you little fucking pussy nigger... let me guess.. every single trade you make is a winner??????? if thats the case.. why are you here?? why aren't you running a hedge fund and dinning with buffet, ichan, or ray dalio?? huh you fucking piece of shit?? if you're so fucking good why are you here??? cause you aren't.. you're over all gain and loss is probably in the negatives just like your piss poor fucking attitude.............. kys

>apocalypse is cancelled

ugh why is reality so gay?

>>17544961
All third worlders act like smug cunts, until reality bashes them in the head.

>>17544733
look at this idiot

>>17544961
CCP indoctrination

>>17544862
I don't have a discord.......

NEW THREAD
>>17544987
NEW THREAD
>>17544987
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>>17544932
absolutely transparent and pathetic samefag kek

>>17544969
>pic
>my memechart shitpost turned out to be right
just shoot me dudes

What's GILD gonna do this week boys?

>>17544965
No. Basically no one is wearing masks. More in Atlanta than Minneapolis, though. I think I've seen 10 in Atlanta, mostly wearing surgical masks (not N95). Only one person in Minneapolis. Though there is an Asian woman with a surgical mask sitting behind me waiting for the same flight.

>so desperate for (you)s he writes an essay claiming that not responding to him is cowardice

Gr8 b8 you got me to post

But seriously kill yourself and spare us your shittalking and shilling

>>17544976
Thinking of entering either HAS or MMM long right now. What you think?

>>17544952
great point, but i am moving in smaller increments than $28k at a time, if i was selling VOO puts for exmaple.

>>17544976
Kek trade soup has been a faggpt for years, don't tell me that's you? OH NONONO NONONONO

>>17544966
What were those trades?

>>17544322
sorry my computer and table just collapsed for some reason and smashed onto the flooor, but I got it working again

No I dont currently own PFE but i daytrade it often, I need to put a long position on that and IBM to complete my DOgs

>>17545010
huh, nobody panicking yet them. asians wear them all the time anyway

>>17544963
>I hold cash and occasionally buy options

>>17544969
walmart, kroger, costco

>>17545050
At least you have nice new carpet to cushion the fall?

Sorry to hear that bro. But at least you got to BTFO the bears today.

>>17544202
SNSS goes completely nuts

>>17545019
huh

>>17545047
Too many drugs to remember, but it was mostly just straight up using options wrong which can very quickly destroy you

The fact that I still have funds should prove I can make good predictions, I just have the worst discipline known to man

>>17544070
Exact same boat friendo. If we pooled enough money together we could probably hire someone to burn down their HQ in palo alto

>>17544525
how about just buying when it's going up and selling when it's going down, instead of being a faggot?

>>17544592
It’s genna come down to FL, PA, WI, MI, OH, and maybe AZ and TX. Trump could lose easy as win. KY could also flip but that’s a longer shot. Really depends on how the people in these states feel.

>>17544719
>Just test it out, lose money and whatever suits you is fine.

fucking no. you PAPER TRADE. you think, you practice, you learn. you don't have to lose real money in order to do that and experience it. then when you're ready, at least a couple of months, you start with small position sizes. you bet with just a risk of $10. you do that for a while and are profitable, you might increase that. the record your trades and the better you do, the more you're willing to risk per trade.

this is just common sense to me.

>>17545028
1 big news thing about 3m products out of stock everywhere and normies will be all in.

I don't care if the bull returns in earnest or things continue to crater, all I ask is that it doesn't go sideways

>>17544607
I'm pretty sure stonks only go up.

>>17545256
If bernies the nominee none of those states are even in play... far too many moderate dems will be convinced not to vote for him. The only people who will vote for bernie are the liberal elites who are desperate to see trump out and the lefty shits. which is nowhere near enough of a base to win anything other than the west coast and the northeast.

>>17545506
vote :clap: blue :clap: no :clap: matter :clap: who :clap:!

STAHP FILLING THREDS SO FAST GEEZ

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW

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>>17545651
disregard. didn't see other thred.

>>17544899
>https://robinhood.com/us/en/support/articles/360001226666/transfer-stocks-out-of-your-robinhood-account/


How long does it take to transfer?

>>17545750
I think it typically takes a couple days like a bank transfer, maybe 4 days to a week, can't tell you for sure

>>17544559
Even if mortality is only 0.5%, it's still 10-20x the mortality of a bad seasonal flu (around 0.03%) and more contagious.

Anyone that thinks this is a over-hyped is a confirmed smooth brain

>>17545798
Depends on what you mean by "over hyped". Lots of retards thinking this time FOR SURE the world is going to end and they're going to live out their doomer survivor fantasy. In reality a few million boomers will probably die and the economy will contract somewhat