/biz/ - Business & Finance

Who got their $20 SPCE stocks?

Coronavirus latest:
-Italian cases jump 50% to almost 1,700
-Iran infections nearly double; cases in Spain jump
-Australia reports first fatality
-South Korea infections climb to 3,736 with 18 deaths
-Washington State declares emergency after first death

someone tell me what the futures are please

>>17524943
>$20 SPCE
Just $20 more than they're worth

https://www.axios.com/cdc-lab-coronavirus-contaminated-6dc9726d-dea3-423f-b5ad-eb7b1e44c2e2.html


americans are actually more retarded than the chinks. who wouldve thought lmfao.

>>17524943
SPCE will save us

>>17524958
Red as fuck. SP500 -2.5%

>>17524958
Investing.com

>futures

glorious

Reminder that this nigger tier felon is who you’re taking advice from when you listen to tripfags.

>>17524934
FUCK TRIPFAGS

>You will get the chance to buy AMZN for less than 1k
>You will buy into MSFT for 100$
>You will get shares of NVIDIA at 150 USD a piece
Oh
Yes

God damn all those cheapies makes me wet, but I know I'll get JUSTed if I buy now. Oil is so tasty looking at those prices.

>>17524959
They're going to hit $70 eventually just on meme power

>>17524934
WHAT PUTS WE LOADING UP ON?
FOR ME ITS DAL. WHAT ELSE

God I love this shit, it's like travelling back in time and having a second shot at those opportunities I missed, AND I get to make money every second the dump continues.

>>17524958
You know the colour red by any chance?

>>17524959
How long will idiots be saying this? When it hits 30 again? When it hits 40? When it hits 50? PLEASE short it, make this your new TSLA to bankrupt yourself on.

30 minutes for Japan to shit the bed (potentially).

Investing.com and CNBC’s futures numbers are different

>>17524972
They are all discord tranny PND shills btw

>>17524960
DON'T PANIC

>>17524970
Should you or I do the reading for tomorrow?

>>17524984
puts on TLT... we're going to open green as fuck...

>>17524958
these are the anon trannies giving advice "what are futures" oh my fucking sides tripfags just cant stop winning

>>17524989
cnbc is slow

Futures dumping again.

>>17524984
DAL UAL LVS puts

Very exciting.

Digits decide the bottom.
$2400 this week

>>17524979
Same. Im so giddy. I dont even have shorts open anymore. I just want those cheapies.

Just imagine if the market actually does a 50-60% correction.. you will be able to set up investments that will last for life and the best part about that is the fact that you can just place resting orders later on so future smaller correction will just fill you up. Damn that would be comfy..
Please let it happen market god

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Soooooo..... anyone read some interesting post-trial briefs this weekend?

>>17524881
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT ARE THE DOWNSIDES?!?

Actually I have some history of panic attacks, diagnosed Anxiety, depression, ADD... therapist says I'm agoraphobic...

>>17524988
>US futures red
What except dumping could they do? Not even the central bank could buy all that.
>>17525014
Again 0
This is the end times. Repent bulls

Was this prophetic?

WERE GOING TO HIT -3% ON ALL FUTURES OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So
It's fucked isn't it?

HERE WE GO

Local community spread detected in Canada. Wasn't their economy already plummeting anyway, and then the railway attacks by the natives brought it into complete fubar territory, and now this? Should we help them out by annexing?

yfw it hits $2100 this week

>>17524987
How's TSLA doin?
How's that new paradigm going?
it was always just a matter of time

So am I a brainlet? I see the calculated breakeven on Buy Puts but I don't understand it. I want to short stock, but is it saying it's $8 to buy a Put on a $21 stock to Put at $20? How does anyone make money off of that?

>>17525033
It's basic TA. I did the same calling bottom of Bitcoin at 5300 and nobody believe me

>>17524934
Daily reminder the 63rd CND meeting starts tomorrow. Cannabis might be rescheduled which will be a signal that the global legalization will begin. Pro tip: Cannabis stocks are fucking cheap at the moment.

>asx been open for 30 minutes
>already down 3%

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17525026
Yeah, this one was bullshit. He was just trying to make money from fuck prostitute.

>>17524953
I'm from same city as Australian fatality, he was 78 and Chinese

>>17525017
so then you can sit around doing nothing instead of if it doesn't drop they sit around doing nothing.

your society needs to do some fucking work

>Coronavirus kills the stock market
>Boomer's retirement accounts tank
>They put their houses up for sale to fund retirement instead
>Home prices tank
>NEET's become the new ruling class


Coronavirus was a gift from God

>>17525042
no keep your shitty american bullshit away from us faggots, no one likes you lmfao

>>17525049
High IV, only option sellers make money in the end.

>>17525051
When the hell did bitcoin bottom at 5300?

I am buying SOXL in a few months time with over 9000 power levels

IM SHAKING

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!1

>>17525064
FUCK OFF CHINK AND/OR GLOWNIGGER SHILL

>>17525014
Midweek rally, slow selloff to 2700 by Friday

I actually think it's really funny that I'm living rent-free in these loser's heads. Imagine just being that passionate about me. I wonder if it's just that they are totally bored and pathetic, or if it's based on envy and frustration they feel for not buying SNSS, so they want everyone else to throw their shares away before the data is released and a bunch of people here get nice paydays. Either way, it's not a good place to be mentally.

That said, remember that Cowan may not be where they reveal the 400mg data, there is another hematological cancer conference coming later this month where John Allen will be speaking that the data could be released at, or it could be released during their EPS conference call which is happening somewhere between March 5th-12th. So don't get discouraged if the data and inevitable massive value increase don't come with Cowan.

>>17525064
>t. chang

>>17524953
Confirmed case
IN BERLIN

>>17525060
>He was just trying to make money from fuck prostitute.
One day we'll crack that nut, lads. One day.

>>17525064
Lmao ok (((anon))) tranny. Suuuuuure he was.

PS YOU FUCKING GLOW M8

>>17524959
Based

>>17525073
>The boomercaust is finally happening
I waited years for housing to crash. Fucking finally.

>>17525073

if coronavirus is as bad as reported, boomers will have enough money for their care without getting another job, as they will only need 3 weeks more fees.

if evens bull
if odds bear

>>17524972
Reminder that he also lied about his holdings. So if he is a felon, he probably lied about it being for armed robbery. Its probably for something like diddling kids

THIS IS FUCKING EPIC ALL THE RETARDS ARE CRYING ABOUT BEING BULL. LMFAO. JUST GO NECC YOURSELF RETARDS AND END IT NOW. WHY DELAY IT.

>>17525017
YANG

CHAD

CALLS

BNS

DB

PUTS

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17525064
Piss off disinfo mossad

D-did I do okay guys?

I think I should have bought more shorts on Japan...

How low will futures go until we reach full pink wojak-tier chaos here?

>>17525084
I'm your typical orange man bad guy but having to choose between
>tanking the stock market towards a recession
>HODLing to prevent panic, disseminating the virus faster
I wouldn't want to be on his shoes right now.

>>17525137
what broker bro

>>17524934
>futures are red
OH NONONO WE GOT COCKY BULLS

>>17525064
https://www.perthnow.com.au/news/health/coronavirus-crisis-perth-coronavirus-victims-family-say-78-year-old-passed-away-peacefully-knowing-his-family-loved-him-ng-b881476996z

find the video yourselves freaks, there is one of where you can see his wife

>>17525138
Too many bears here I think for that to happen

>>17525121
>I waited years for housing to crash.
Just watch that be one of the few industries that keeps the highs.

>>17525064
nice try chang

>>17525064
thanks for the (((yous))) you fucking kikes

>>17525137
I'm comfortable with options but I don't have the balls to directly short

watching your market go nowhere for over 12 years must be a little disheartening for the boomers

>>17525142
Mr. Chuck Schwab handles my orders

>>17525048
Cringe. TSLA is unlike SPCE.

>>17525149
Only possible if people can afford these houses. Which we already can't

>>17525091
SNSS ain't gonna drop in the next few days with SP500 going -2.5% right?

>>17525064
Look at this fucking retarded. Don’t tell me you haven’t stocked up on food, water and ammo yet huh? You know this is the big one... right anon?

>>17525155
fuck boomers
you reap what you sow

>>17525048
No bears made money on TSLA, they are literally all fired or bankrupt. Who cares if it goes down to normal levels after it mooned?

Its Doji month, DOJI, put me on the line fucker

And the bulls are still in denial stage

>>17525038
yes. and just you wait until the denial sentiment breaks

Guys, be honest. Was buying CCL puts on Friday a bad idea? I wanted to swing AAL by selling my put on the low and tried loading up on more when it bounced but it never did. I would've made more money if I just held on to it. But then after I sold I bought AMD and CCL puts because they were up and I thought they'd fall like every other stock. Am I done for?

Early trading on oil is interesting. Apparently going to make a try to fill the gap down between 44.50 and 45.25.

>>17525064
oy vey moshie
get your act together

>>17525060
state senate of west virginia is literally in chaos... the governor turned from democrat to republican and people who aren't on board get prosecuted.. this is how politics works these days... even the unions of that state are against democrats... the shift we saw in our judicial branch we are hard ass fucking obey the fucking law. look at the #me too movement. giving old men life term sentances for rape allegations from over a decade ago... it's an attack on men... harvey weinstien and bill cosby come to mind.... but lets still remember this market is ready to go lower. i drew a chart like 4 days ago... fuck it... i can bant and shit... can't keep my mouth shut.... first to say the shit was going to drop... hope you all understand what matters the most... personal health. if you have your health you have everything... protect your health. and your health is the only wealth you will ever have. be ambitious, strive to be an outlier in a good way... give jobs, give chances, give people opportunities to succeed. the carona virus is literally a cull, and if it kills 1 in 15 people who cares, those people are already dead.

>>17525064
link, gold, silver, medical stocks, gold stocks, waiting with plenty of cash too, even my 401k moved to interest last week, I'm up this week
fully prepped my man

>>17525149
yeah not sure how it tanks right away. Maybe if tons of people die.

I think /pol/ is leaking again jesus fucking christ.

The comments on the investing.com futures are so fucking stupid it's hilarious.

>>17525029

What do you mean 'What are the downsides'?

Free basic needs income, food money and health insurance for life AND you can still have a good, profitable career on top of that.

I was top of my class because I never had to worry about rent, food, tuition, etc. so I could focus on school.

>>17525201
Well when they're as right as often as they are they get more popular

>>17525064
THIS PEABRAIN ABBO BELIEVES WHAT HE SEES ON THE NEWS

YOU WILL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TO GO WALKABOUT IN THE DREAMTIME

>>17525201
t. seething bull retard

>>17525173
my country has clean running water nigger rapist

>TWO HEALTH WORKERS TEST POSITIVE WITH COVID-19 IN ALAMEDA COUNTY, CA - KTVU
>ALAMEDA COUNTY DECLARES A STATE OF EMERGENCY - KTVU
IT'S FUCKING OVER

>>17525152
didnt take much effort lmao

>>17525204
It's full of senile boomers and poos, shows you who's actually investing in this clown world economy

>>17525173
no shit though, i had same bottle coke this morning, glowie

>>17525168
I don't see that as likely, it already got price manipulated down so Blackstone could get in. It isn't really tied to most of the broader market. However, I can't say it isn't possible, the market is behaving very negatively and that might effect it.

I've only started experimenting with it recently, which is why I've only broken even on my shorts after pussying out on HODLing my shorts for CCL, MAR, BA

If I had held... well I would be up a very nicely on my 2.2k worth of marriott shorts

>>17525205
Yeah but... it might be hard to get hired in the medical field if my diagnoses emphasize my incompetence

I meant what are the downsides? Everything has drawbacks, pros and cons.

Told you

Holy shit, Japan dying kek'd.
>JAPAN CAPITAL SPENDING (YOY) (Q4) ACTUAL: -3.5% VS 7.1% PREVIOUS

>>17525237
for
>>17525153

>>17525204
Holy shit so many people talking about a bounceback by wednesday are these people fucking stupid

>>17525214
exhibit a. not a bull nice try.
>>17525208
It's really hard to be wrong when you have as many retards as there are guessing every single possible outcome of everything.
>OH SHIT POL WAS RIGHT AGAIN.
I can't stand you brain damaged poorfucks

>>17525204
Jesus fucking christ lmfao
boomers are insane

>>17525064
Pathetic cope
Society is become unraveled
It is literally happening
I can’t wait to post this screencap everywhere in a week once your pathetic optimism is shattered

>>17525267
that's literally the opinion of some one who doesn't have a clue.

>>17525267
jesus that comment just gave me autism. how fucking stupid can you be.

>>17525276
society has always been unravelled you mommas boy
don't you know humans are pieces of shit? who fucking cares, let the animals live in peace and I am not talking about the kikes

>>17525276
I'm optimistic... only losers accept defeat and think they won't come out stronger from strife. you're the fucking loser.

>>17525267
based Greg. to anyone left in this thread these are your fellow bulls

>>17525237
Don’t cheat the system if you’re going to be a medfag. It’s hard enough to compete with Arab and Indian MDs willing to work for less as is.

>>17525257
OF COURSE THEY ARE. THEYRE THE SAME RETARDS WHO POST HERE LMFAO

wow, cnbc running a show tonight at 7pm. very unsual

>>17525296
THIS IS THE DUMB MONEY THAT NEEDS TO LOSE EVERYTHING, JUST LIKE 75% OF THE RETARDS HERE. WE NEED A REAL BIBLICAL, FUCKING CLEANSING OF NATURAL SELECTION TO UNFOLD. SOCIETY HAS LET THE WEAK BE APART OF THE STRONG FOR FAR TOO LONG. VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

>>17525296
>tey have gone rogue
TEY NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17525029
How much is the basic income?

NOOOOOOOOOO

THEY GOT TO RATE CUt

ITLL SAVE EVERYTHiNG

>>17525294
based. Prepared for anything bring it

>>17525266
hahahaha /pol/ was right again get fucked

>>17525296
Why do boomers think the fed can just bail them out of anything, it's a fucking pandemic just accept it

THE NEXT ASSET CLASS TO SEE STALLING/FALLING PRICES IS REAL ESTATE. STRAP IN FAGGOTS. WERE ABOUT TO SEE A FUCKING BIBLICAL REPOSSESSION UNFOLD BEFORE OUR EYES OF ALL THE RETARDED IDIOTS WHO KEPT REFINANCING YEAR AFTER YEAR.

>>17525143
MI GUSTA!

>>17525313
And you can always tell when it's one of those paranoid special reports because the lighting on the stage is much darker than usual.

They probably are wanting to lead into asian futures

>>17525237

Downsides for me were non existent since I was already going to major in accounting, finance and some business law to be a consultant.

HIPA laws make it pretty fucking hard or impossible for anyone to find out about your diagnoses unless you disclose that information.

Fortune favors the bold, senpai.

>>17525313
They hoping to calm the masses before the week starts?

>>17525339
Based all-caps tripfag

>>17525339
the allcaps tripfaggot is probably right here
I hope you guys saved up for a house, you might finally get your chance

>>17525064
now i know you jidf kikes want fear
fuck you, but helps my investing

>market goes up
>i make money
>market goes down
>i make money
god, i love making money

Hows japan doing

i've been licking hand rails and caught carona virus when i was like 23 or something... i lived and what ever, i don't even get sick anymore.... i use lots of exposure of virus and happen to have a larger than most like top 10% lung capacity.... big ass lung capacity... literally i was told to sing and the mother fucker with the stop watch listened as I sung a single note for over a minute strait.

SQQQ frens will inherit the desolate wastelands that remain and live as kings in the years ahead.

>>17525369
not as bad as it should be

>>17525073
> implying boomers are going to survive this as they're the most likely ones to die

>>17525361
you must be rich if you make money all the time like that

>>17525369
green candles as far as the eyes can see

>>17525035
were all green last week but went red when markets opened
so this could only mean tomorrow is green
i hope you bought the dip

>>17525313
Based

>>17525064
Is your damage control team even trying? Pathetic.

>>17525371
Stop drinking bro...

>>17525201
well thanks to coronachan and the election /pol/s traffic is now up almost 50%, before that it was tied if not below /v/ most non happening days

>>17525351
>>17525297
Love you helpful fuckers

Still no idea what I'm going to do on this. Probably sit on it for a while. Maybe reflect back on it if I don't make it as a medical technologist.

>>17525213
heave ho unna
you lubly sing

>>17525371
It was nice knowing you. This honestly sounds like hepatic encephalopathy speaking. Kiss your wife goodbye one last time bud.

>>17524934
Where do y'all go to see live futures? I'm on delay

>>17525351
HIPAA* doesn’t matter. You have to “voluntarily” give whatever accreditation agency or employer your records. It’s voluntary in the sense that you do it or you don’t get the job.
>t. PA-C

>>17525438
https://www.investing.com/indices/japan-225-futures

>>17525438
thinkorswim

>>17525276
Blah blah blah. The sun will rise tomorrow.

BIG INFO:
Invest in AUTOMATION COMPANIES
After this incident, businesses will realize how vulnerable they are and there will be a big shift towards automated factory's. Your slaves might get sick or not show up to work, or can't go to work, but your robots will work as long as the power is on and they aren't broken.
BIG PARADIGM SHIFT INCOMING.

>>17525423
Kek

>>17525449
JPN was going down ahead of USA/EU

while we hit ATHs.

USA bubble is the biggest actually.

THIS IS FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE RIGHT GUYS? SOMEONE TELL ME EVERYTHING IS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17525296
This is silly. Even for a perma bull it's silly.

>>17525474

Everything is fine

No panic in Japan yet?

Bloomberg did a piece on Wallstreetbets not too long ago. Influx of newbs on there now. How can we profit from this? I wanna see plebbit hurt.

>>17525486
Panic about what?

Why is it still going down? Shouldn't everything have been priced in by now?

>>17525491
I assumed people would be panic selling since the virus has gotten way worse in Japan.

>>17525486
panic just started

>>17525486
Give it a few more minutes

>>17525438
Your fucking broker.

>>17525457
Oh shit i forgot I had that

WOOW that jump. futures went from -3% to -1%. RECESSION CANCELLED. BUY THE DIP. POWELL IS GOING TO SAVE THIS MARKET. 3000 by EOD.

>>17525421

In all honesty, if you're serious about going into the medical field then don't do it. I never actually expected to get approved but when I was I decided to exploit the fuck out of it.

The ironic thing is that I've helped about 30 people apply for and get approved for Disability benefits that genuinely needed them but didn't have the 'mental capacity' to do it themselves.

>>17525486
They've had cases now for a while.

It's USA / EU just getting hit.

Their economy is already shit.

>>17525489
Reddit has already been thoroughly btfo

>>17525503
Eh, it depends. Markets tend to frontrun developing issues. React first, figure out how much of that reaction was warranted later.

>>17524975
When?

>>17525534
That may be true. But there's money there. How can I into profits

Well I'm in two trades now so I'm gonna start another Minecraft hardcore playthrough and not die

uh if this shit keeps tanking lower I wonder how many people will just off themselves like they did in the 1929 crash. Kinda ironic. 1920's saw the market tank, 2020's we see the same thing.

>>17525501
no one can predict what's going to happen in the upcoming weeks/months, difficult to price in unknowns

Latest episode of Eizouken is very /biz/, jew chick is best girl

I've bet my savings on SPY 3/6 260p will I make it?

>>17525544
do the opposite of what they say

>>17525564
>no one can predict
What are the jews doing?

>>17525559
When they talk about "buy when there's blood on the street" where do you think the blood comes from?

2 NEW CORONA CASES IN ROMANIA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17525559
So...... does that mean Hitler 2.0 is about to happen?

GOING GREEN

>>17525592
No. Sell the premium.

>>17525582
>tfw shorting AAL

>>17525600
selling vol, probably

Quickfingers Luc is back as of today and he's making stock trading videos. If you know who he is then you know how big this is. If you don't then the QRD is he trades stocks but made a bunch of crypto videos in 2017/2018. The man is a fantastic trader and has a gift for explaining strategies that work and he doesn't ask for a single thing in return, no premium memberships, no signals "service", no courses, just the videos that are free to everybody on Youtube. I was already profitable but I learned a ton from him and have made a shit load more money than I would have after following his advice. If anybody here is struggling, check him out.
Here's a link to the video he put out today where he's talking about market edges he's exploited in the past. Give it a spin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ubEftIMDP4

>>17525489
They predate biz by quite a bit, it was filled with 4channers back then now its pretty bad

>>17525600
Nothing but headache and heartache for goys I’m certain

BTFD!!?

Don't act like you haven't seen like this movie before

Also...

LCI to $60

>>17525608
Unironically yes, massive cultural and political shifts happen following economic downturn

>>17525604
>implying blood is in the street...

you AIN'T SEEN SHIT YET. HOLD UP.

>>17524958
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

>>17525593
>do opposite of WSB
>from /smg/anon
>but always have to do opposite of /smg/

>>17525608
>b-but Bernie is literally Stalin!!

>>17525501
>>17525564
This is correct. If you're thinking cheapies for long hold positions, the best way is to slowly average your way in. Buy index or select strong blue chips in durable sectors. To be a bit more tactical, you could start small and increase the size of your cost average buys the lower things go. No mid caps. Absolutely no penny trash. You start devoting too much portfolio real estate to small caps you will find they don't always follow when the market recovers and you lose to index gains. STRONK companies are the way.

>>17525626
SHALOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUzVCw8BEXA&list=RDvUzVCw8BEXA&start_radio=1

>>17525629
Been wondering where you've gone. Welcome back.

>Boomers

>>17525646
now you're getting it

>>17525654
Really? Wouldn't he be Eugene V. Debs in this comparison?

>>17525634
Those are delayed

>>17525672
Twitter picking up on /pol/'s conspiracy theories, eh?

>>17525672
Everything goes back to their wwe political party competition. It's pathetic.

Suspenders... are kind of like aprons? Similar aesthetics...

>>17525535
I hate that I'm hoping that the Japanese economy will fall further...
(While hoping NTDOY and SNE can emerge safe from the carnage)

>>17525600
Getting ready for Purim...
You guys should really try and get contacts from different groups and communities.

>>17525655
Yeah... based
Almost at my basis for BRKB lately, I'm gonna be buying buffett all the way down.

Buying Microsoft shares tomorrow morning. How big of an idiot am I?

>>17525672
no wait that's faceberg

>>17525486
s-s-stop

>>17525582

>>17525705
investing.com actually

>>17525704
Don't if you're thinking swing trade. If long hodl, sure, but be prepared to average down as much as 20% where the meaty part of the support is.

>>17525697
based BRK bro, going long desu

>>17525613
SHORT ALL AIRLINES
UAL
DAL
AAL
They already struggle to exist, this is going to OBLITERATE them.

>>17525091
I just got here, what does SNSS do? I assume it's corona related?

>>17525704
history shows that long term investments work. if you're trading in an out, who knows. i'm buying on the way down in various increments, depending on levels/timeframe.

>>17525727
lol

>>17525582
Where can I find a jewish anime gf?

>>17525754
Based bearchads dabbing on boomers

NI HAO!

>>17525734
My first journey into trading was shorting AAL so I hope it doesn't burn me
>fall you fucker, your shit service deserves it

>>17525754
god I love seeing boomers seethe
it's pure kino

fuck... so like... gook gf wants white day stuff... i got her measurements and could buy shit and have it boxed up.. thats lingerie and not her birthday... she'd love a steak dinner... so i take her for sushi on white day or what the fuck... dude it's like damn we're slowly relying on each other more and more... i think after like the 3 years i'm honestly shutting down other girls and while i'm not willing to take any options off the table.... i'm so fucking in love... i can only hope this kind of experience is experienced by the anons bitching about get laid and kill your self... love is the greatest fucking thing in the world... as a man.. i'm going to say that I've found love, and im so deep that I don't even care... i'll just write some gook letters on a card and she's going to be just as happy to see me as I am her.

>>17525646
I honestly do make countertrades against them sometimes when they get really retarded. It has worked well thus far.

>>17525803
is this whats going to happen to bagholding boomers in the next few days? I'm worried.

>>17525803
Baggie no.

>>17525803
I'm about to filter you just because it makes me sad to see your slow demise, holy fuck.

HOLY SHIT BROS HOW DO I SELL??

Baggies gf picture

>>17525715
You know, I used to not understand why marketing was so important. Why did companies spend millions, billions on it? The answer is actually simple mathematics. Generally, its more important to get more visibility over a wider audience than it is to target specific people.

>>17525856
Press the red button nigga

why didn't the image load?>>17525858
im literally so in love.. I want to scream from the roof tops and everything.

>>17525856
>>17525868
NO! NOT THE RED BUTTON!

>>17524958

>>17525671
These threads have been moving really fast and I've been busy with some real estate development. Just really happy that LCI is holding up while everyone is in panic mode

LCI to $60

>>17525665

Why is everyone panicking. Big green day tomorrow. Don't worry.

>>17525197

tldr moralfag

>>17525847
sause on that image ?

>>17525197
>>17525903
Thats not a moralfag, thats a fucking schizophrenic, dude.

>>17525914
ibb dot co/P18VhGM
idk here's the full image, nsfw obviously, buy tmdx btw

>>17524934
>tfw down 170k in actual money
Fuck the chinks
At least I made 22k this morning

the coronavirus was the enabler for this little crash. What makes it worse is that the important market participants will now start worrying about systemic instability and there is alot of dirt in the closet. student loans, enormous corporate debts, credit card debts, bubbling housing markets, repo bailouts. All of these will come under the spotlight if things get worse in the coming weeks , and they will. This is not some correction this market will crash and it will crash hard. i expect the market to drop 50% or more from this point on if corona keeps up it"s momentum

>>17525895
$1B Market Cap! Coming soon!

>>17525697
I like this anime a lot

>>17525932
thanks

>>17525940
Hell yeah, dude, that's why on Friday right before close that I liquidated everything and I mean EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>>17525933
i hope you're rich and that 170k isn't a big deal to you...

>>17525945
HERE WE GO BOYS. OFUCK

>>17525933
>this morning

what markets are you trading on?

>>17525945
She traveled to Iran

>>17525252
it's open? i've never looked at the japanese stock market.
doesn't look so bad on https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=geo
assuming it has been updating

>>17525945
We've been due for a hard landing for five years. Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>>17525945
>>17525962
>>17525966
>DOWNSIDE CONFIRMED
Green? Never seen it before.

>>17525445
your house is on fire dude, don't just sit there

>>17525901
>Why is everyone panicking. Big green day tomorrow. Don't worry.

Only if the Federal Reserve cuts rates. And that's just delaying the inevitable. The virus is out of control in America, there are no quarantine procedures in place and none pending. Not even for areas that have been exposed to the virus.

The sharky Jews on Wall Street may be betting on a short-term pump of stocks, but long-run everything not medical is red.

>>17525964
ASX

>>17525953
I've still got about 800k to deal with after cutting my losses, but it stings.

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234279176003375104
Ameribros aren't gonna make it.
F

>>17525970
I agree. I mean fundamentally, nothing changed after 2008. The same people, or people just like them, are still in power. You can't do that and expect things to improve.

Nice, maybe it's time for the market to fill some gaps. My trades are looking good so far

Market opening soon and I still don't have a plan. If it's red I would like to place puts but I'd prefer not to pay iv premium. Might just buy a couple cheapies

>>17525715
This whole show is /biz/ kino, I love it

>>17525970
>You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

Nope. Short this shit to the bottom and you'll come out on top of whatever is left.

>>17525967
Nice. Are you ready for the little expected...nothing happens week? Few gainers, few losers ALL OPTIONS DIE MUAHAHA

>>17525941
Yes yes YES!! I'm thinking 2.5billion before shorts start to attack

LCI to $60

>>17526012
Why is her backpack a giant chuck?

>>17525996
What long run are you talking about? Months, years, decades?

Are you just saying medical because it’s a disease?

>>17525351
I like coding psych cases because they're always lulzy.

>>17526000
How have you not liquidated everything? Fuck ASX

NEW YORK FIRST CASE, WAS IN THE HOSPITAL SINCE FEB 24. DENIED TESTING BEFORE. TESTED POSITIVE TODAY.

>>17525996
>Only if the Federal Reserve cuts rate
That wont do shit other than making puts cheaper.

>>17525901
im just flustered and have lost my independence... balls pussy lasso and a fucking partner is like now got me by my mind.... damn it... i wish i was a single faggot... only interested in my self, but i've changed in the 14 years or what ever i've spent on this website... honestly it's morals why i'm not more ruthless, but understand... you need help. nobody can do anything by themselves you always need more help, and how to work with the group and what the group wants is more of a tribal unity, but understanding conflict and moderating the situation is more valuable for making more money...

there is no way to keep trip fags out of /smg/, and those anons who want to pick fights and say kill your self, aren't helping either.

The best way to pull this thread back together is to focus on medium term investing 6 months. Weedfag was always ignored... he's literally investing in illegal goods, and assuming profits because he thought he was the first person to get an opportunity to do this. now he's broke and just pissed off he can't enjoy anything because he spent all day bitching at people calling for doom, and honestly doesn't even know where to find records and outlooks for central banks from around the world... but he's still an expert on for-ex and can still spend all day bitching about the end of the world... meanwhile i'm literally here... thinking about the lives of my 40+ employees... want the best life for my girl friend and I... and what ever... i'm just assuming my image from thursday night is probably accurate. we have a nice trading range.

>>17526032
sauce

>>17525930
yeah im schizophrenic... i can image and see things... worst thing is... i'm literally able to give so many checks out that they get to buy health insurance and buy cars pay off mortgages and save money for their kid's college funds.

>>17526050
ITS CALLED GOOGLE

>>17525445
Ouch
Not like they can’t get this data on some Gray market private source I bet. (I wonder who’s behind all the medical data hacks that don’t turn into ransomware...)

>>17526069
Tripfag claims something with no evidence to back it up.... automatically horse shit.

Everyone ignore this fucking retard.

>>17526000
what are you invested into atm?

>800k

wew do we have boomers in this general?

>Nikkei only down 1% guys, its nothing!
>Corona virus officially contained :)

https://twitter.com/NYGovCuomo/status/1234280155033546753

>bought into CODX, BIMI, APT, TVIX friday
>down 22% on those 4
Will the based pandemic save my portfolio?

>>17526024
>long-run

The moment nCov-2019 begins to impact consumer spending. Which is when we have several thousands infected in each State. Which is anywhere from several months to a year.

>Are you just saying medical because it’s a disease?

Yes. Medical stocks will do very well if they are related to coronavirus. We see this already.

>>17526042
Could you stop pretending your gf is real??

So when I buy the bottom of this market in June, how do I make money in a permanent bear market?

>>17526083
agree, it's better with retards spouting uneducated opinions on how things work

>>17526077
WAHWHWAHAH FUCKING RETARD. CANT EVEN DO A SIMPLE GOOGLE SEARCH FUCKING INBRED HICK.

>>17526069
shut the fuck up faggot

>>17525945
oh fuck, where? please don't be upstate

>>17526026
Some ASX stocks can be decent for making money. E.g. ZNO. It's small potatoes compared to the US market, but I've got low buy orders on the US market. Considering the bloke dying of coronavirus in washington of all places, I'll probably get it.

We're all going to die (eventually)

>>17526111
LMAO DONT BE SCARED BURGER, LET CORONACHAN IN

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1234279176003375104

>>17526113

>>17525445
Thanks for this

>>17526113
chill you wont die

I just want to infect myself now. I'll probably be okay and all the early cases get the good medical treatment.

>>17526123
>isolated in her home

WHY
IS
SHE
NOT
IN
A
HOSPITAL

>>17526123
I looked it up and they were in NYC, thank god
>>17526127
I have a weakened immune system thanks to CVID so I really don't want to gamble

>>17526130

>>17526123
>WOMAN IN HER 30S
>HAS RESPIRATORY SYMPTOMS
RIPERINO AMERIMUTTS. LEAFBROS WILL INVADE YOUR SHIT INFESTED LANDS AND COLONIZE IT. TY. TY.

12

>>17526142
that's my gf

>>17526118
shut the fuck up about other people using google you stupid fuck

>>17526139
The thought of NYC having a breakout... Largest red dildo imaginable.

>>17526146
WHO THE FUCKA RE YOU FAGGOT, A LITERALLY ANON TRANNY. JUST NEC YOURSELF RETARD. YOURE PROBABLY ONE OF THE SAME RETARDS WHO WENT LONG AFTER THE "DIP" DIPSHIT

>>17526130
Wuhan plague is already endemic in the USA.
They know there is no point in bothering with qurantines at this point. They only admit to the cases they have no choice but to admit to, and do the bare minimum to pretend they're doing anything about the pandemic.

>>17526148
God I hope so

>>17526083
Currently hold NVDA, bought about 6 months ago. Cut loose everything else. Bought high on telsa, thats what fucked me. I'll buy back into it soon.

>>17526152
What is it with all these retarded ass tripfags and all caps? We know you are attention seeking morons, thats why you are all capping and also using a trip. Suicide would also get oyu alot of attention.

>>17526172
>RETARD GETS BTFOD
>STARTS WHINING
JESUS JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY NOBODY FUCKING CARES THAT YOURE A BULLFAG

anyone else really want the olympics to be canceled from all this? what do you think are the odds?

imagine training all your life in some dumb as fuck irrelevant memesport like ping pong or waterpolo for your 15 minutes of fame where you only have one 4 year window to make it and it gets canceled from the flu

>>17526181
I am literally in 80% cash right now. You are a god damn idiot.

>>17526142
>>17526097
>>17526145
she's real... she doesn't have even have a dick, that's how you know she's a girl.

New bread:
>>17526186
>>17526186
>>17526186

>>17524958
>>17526172
THIS IS THE SAME RETARD THAT DIDNT KNOW WHAT FUTURES ARE LMFAO. I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE BUCKO. YOURE TOO RETARDED TO BE HERE.

>>17526146
>>17526142
Holy shit bud, I hope I never get old.

>>17526188
not really, you sound like you have issues

>>17526114
That is true but there's just too much shit to go through it seems and the volume. It is annoying staying up to trade on NASDAQ though.

>Bloomberg’s fortune earns $107 million per day, according to the Washington Post
>Bloomberg campaign plans 2,400 events in 30 states ahead of Super Tuesday
it's a blitzkrieg
friendly reminder that super tuesday is the first time he's on the ballot

>>17526189
>IM 80% CASH
YEAH IM CALLING BULLSHIT, YOU RETARDED DUMBASS

>>17526188
This is a big opportunity. Puts on Nike, Comcast, and Japan

>>17526205
do you really think he'll do well though? if people vote based upon debate performance he'll get dominated hard

>>17526164
so no asx memes? i suppose the currency risk would be too much atm

>>17526203
True. The US markets are way more exciting, but fuck staying up until 5am all the time.

>>17526198
we all have issues maybe reddit is more your speed

>>17526241
Aside from ZNO, nah. Trying to minimise risk at the moment.

>>17526192
bagg I'm gonna be real with you for a second
you're like a solid 7/10 (no homo), that girl looks like she is 46 years old
what the fuck are you doing brah

>>17526241
>do you really think he'll do well though?
I think he'll win big on Super Tuesday.

>>17525054
Which ones do you consider. Its so overloaded and everytime I have looked at it the stock was an absurd percentage of the company value such that it didnt make sense. I havent looked in a few months tho.....thanks in advance

>>17526265
she's not even 40... she's honestly the one that I fell in love with... and so that's a bad image.. you should see what i see because she does have an amazing body and well... you get one image... we're going to have kids too. so the 7/10 7/10 raised bi-lingual and bi-racial, fuck it we're smarter...

>>17526265
I honestly spread bad looking photos of her just to disclaim im all in it for the looks and it's honestly the bond i've built with this woman... we're going to be together forever... it's that kind of bond... and we're going to be better than ever.

>>17526399
>>17526429
you can tell just from that picture... that woman hasn't been fertile in about 5 years
I'm telling you right now: you're young, you're smart, you've got stocks, you're a very pretty little boy, you can do better

our values are built upon respect for our parents families, and our love for one another... nobody can break what we've done... we've changed each other's minds into a world view where our true core values honestly meet equally and co-align in a way we're so fucking in love. I know what i'm getting her, but sometimes I ask you all because... maybe you give me new advice... and the thread does all the time... but what ever.... im like waiting for her to come home from work.

>>17526461
if you're telling me to stop... i'm going to tell you to go fuck your self... that's my love, and you can be happy fucking with what ever.

>>17525121
>>17525149
A day or two ago some anon posted St. Louis housing prices and new listings on /pol/. He guessed that due to the big stock losses last week investors were selling their investment properties to cover their losses. I dont think that's what was happening. IMO people with real money in properties saw this as a huge buying opportunity so they took their money out of the fairly stagnant housing market to get more luquid for the deep lows in stocks. Also when you consider the huge looming demographic cliff, most smart investors see that home buying is going to be on the short end compared to selling simply due to boomers reaching retirement age or dying. I have a few grand I have allocated to this drop but if it goes full 2008 I am liquidating everything of value I own and its going into stocks. Its been 10 or so years since the last real opportunity

>>17526461
what the fuck you mean young? how the fuck old are you? what are your dreams and goals? you have no clue about life.what so ever.... unless you see a blue eyed blonde hair guy fall in love with a gook all of a sudden it's bad? FUCK YOU!!!

Anon is actively saying leave your wife.. or waifu as they prefer to say... just having one isn't enough.... get the fuck away is more relevant... I hope you assholes who tell me to die and kill my self... fucking understand... I got more pussy than you did... laugh behind the computer screen cause I actually found a girl I fell in love with.

>>17526573
>Bragging about getting 40 year old gold digging Asian pussy.
Big yikes. Big cringe. Die and/or kill yourself.

>>17526541
I'm 49 years old ass hole.

>>17526152
Ok dude chill, it was funny for a couple threads. But act normal please.

>>17526573
Nobody gives a fuck about your personal life. Your essays are cluttering up a thread about stock trading.

where the hell am i
also for a first time option trader. should i try a put? the video i watched explaining it said it is more risky to do a put i think, but it is all so confusing

>>17527273
In a bull market puts are risky (last 11 years) I think the bears have come out to play so if you’re gonna buy puts do it now

Wait a second, did the futures reverse and go green!?