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What would happen if the pope died from the virus?


What global shitstorm would ensure?

>> No.17491552
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>>17491408
>catholics unironically believe plague is brought on by god
>cuck atheist pope dies from plague
based, maybe there is hope for the vatican after all

also hope it brings down the shit i'm shorting

>> No.17491575

>>17491408
More like dope, if you catch my drifts.

>> No.17491615

>>17491408
he is a socialist so nothing bad.

>> No.17491659

People WILL panic

>> No.17491679

>>17491659
Niggers always do (ᵔᴥᵔ)

>> No.17491697

>>17491408
Demand for child cock would plummet

>> No.17491729

>>17491615
>he is a socialist so nothing bad.
So was Jesus.

>> No.17491985
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>>17491408
>read “Pope” as “people” first glance
>but people have already died
>oh no wait they right only Asians have died
MFW I see it is “pope”

>> No.17492013

>>17491408
>What would happen if the pope died from the virus?
ww3 starts with china. within minutes of his death nuclear missiles would be launched on the chinks

>> No.17492084

>>17491729
how

>> No.17492097

>>17492084
Socialist in a Nazi sense though

>> No.17492217

>>17491615
get out boomer

>> No.17492286
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>>17491552
>catholics
bunch of good idiots believing in fairy tales
>vatican
bunch of pedo accumulating gold

>> No.17492468

>>17491552
Many Catholics would breath a sigh of relief that this globalist fuck was finally prevented from destroying that little remained of The Church. The Second Vatican Reforms dealt a massive blow to Catholicism, and this nigger-loving, ethno-suicidal blasphemer has been doing everything in his power to drag The Church down to complete and utter irrelevance.

>> No.17492483

>>17491408
it would be a an absolute nothingburger
t. pope

>> No.17492532
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>>17491408
DO NOT PANIC!
>holy shit
DO NOT PANIC!
>holy shit
DO NOT PANIC!
>holy shit

>> No.17492545

absolutely nothing would be funnier

>> No.17492562

>>17492545
this

>> No.17492629

>>17491408
>>>/x/24386575
They are into something for sure.

>> No.17492654

>>17491408
The current pope is a satanic pedo. Hope he rips soon

>> No.17492669

it would be sad and hilarious at the same time.
I will probably move to a low pop town.

>> No.17492685
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>>17491408
We still have a second pope in backup.

>> No.17492702

>>17492468
Yep. Ignore true Catholic teaching at your own risk.

>> No.17492788

>Catholics
lol

>> No.17492869

>>17491408
They would elect new pedophile as pope

>> No.17492967
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>>17492685
This. Bring based Ratzinger back.

>> No.17492990

>>17492967
He had actual balls. Every journo and neckbeard hated him because he was confrontational.

>> No.17493026

>>17491552
What policies has the papacy enacted that makes you believe its currently headed by an atheist?

>> No.17493215

>>17492097
The thing is with Christs teaching he asked where as with socialism it is done with force.

>> No.17493288

>>17493026
I'm an atheist myself, thus I don't know anything about the specifics of Vatican politics. However, even I can see that all the praise this pope gets comes from atheists, and that serious catholics don't seem to like him very much. That's because his positions very much stem from the surface leddit atheism (atheistic christianity) that you tend to naturally drift into when you first realize God is fake. He is taking atheist positions, and that makes him an atheist pope, whether he himself even realizes it or not. To argue otherwise and go to a dictionary definition of "atheism" is to be a 2011 feminist trying to deflect valid criticism by denying the associative nature of cultural movements.

>> No.17493404

>>17492286
kys heathen scum.

>>17492468
this.

>> No.17493488

>>17491408
it has been foretold
https://history.com/specials/the-last-pope

>> No.17493755
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>>17491408
imagine the absolute panic if one of the worlds most well known figures does from this

>> No.17493893

How do i short the catholic church

>> No.17494043
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>>17493288
He celebrates the world and the things in it, when Jesus specifically taught us to reject the things of the world. That's because we live in a fallen world (thanks to Adam and Eve), and this fallen world is ruled by Satan. The final time Satan tempted Jesus he offered him dominion over the physical world in return for his submission. Ever wonder why all these politicians, celebrities, etc. are being exposed as being pedos and for literal devil worship? Pizzagate is Luciferian. It's a sacrifice they make. "Selling your soul to the devil" is more than just an expression. Call our world a simulation, matrix, whatever you will, but our souls don't belong here. Humanism, egoism, celebrating and honoring anything but God the Father is a form of idolatry. Seek the truth anon.

>> No.17494074

>>17494043
Jesus is just one part of the picture. I know he exists, but Monotheism is bullshit and you know it too.

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>>17493026
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/oct/25/pope-apologises-for-theft-of-amazon-statue-from-rome-church

>> No.17494174

>>17494074
Jesus is God. All creation and authority stems from the Father, who while part of the Trinity is still the one true God. Angels, saints, and demons are allowed to act but only with His permission.

>> No.17494191

>>17491729
Kys commie Jew

>> No.17494214

>>17494174
Who are all these "angels" and "demons"? And why did Jesus appear right at the cusp between the Age of Aries and the Age of Pisces?

>> No.17494237
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>> No.17494249

People would have to give a shit about cucktholics for it to matter.


Note: sudacas and sudernos are not people

>> No.17494261
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17494261

It’s actually amazing some religion maniac hasn’t attempted to kill him yet. What a clown world.

>> No.17494415

>>17494214
They were all the angels God created in Heaven at the beginning. A third of them rebelled with Lucifer and are damned. All the ages of human history are oriented toward the crucifixion. The redemption earned at the crucifixion was the key that unlocked the portal for our souls to ascend out of this fallen clown world, so to speak.
In the current "Age of Pisces" there are seven ages of the Church. We are toward the end of the fifth. Overlaying those seven ages are three "phases" which represent the life of Christ.
>Early underground Church: Christ's childhood when he was hidden from the world
>Glory days of the Church when it was supreme (end of Roman Empire up to the Enlightenment): Christ's ministry
>Waning/persecution of the Church: Christ's Passion
There are 2000 years of Church history that men have dedicated their lives trying to understand and they still only saw the tip of the iceberg. Yet idiots take cursory glances at the surface level of reality and dismiss the truth. Honestly it's comparable to how most of humanity is going to find out about chainlink after they're priced out. Most people will also go to Hell, unfortunately.

>> No.17494430

BENEDICT IS BACK, BABY

>> No.17494460

>>17494261


Why would they? christianity is nothing but worship of the weak, and he is doing that right now. Seems he's pretty true to the religion.

>> No.17494471

>>17494415
>A third of them rebelled with Lucifer and are damned
Lucifer has no business with Zeus or Apollo.
>All the ages of human history are oriented toward the crucifixion
This is only partly true. The Ages of human history describe everything including the path of the people of God

>> No.17494584
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>>17494460
nah bro its just a secret serpent cult.

>> No.17494632

>>17494471
>Zeus and Apollo
St. Paul puts all that into perspective in the Acts of the Apostles when he preached in Athens. You don't know what you're talking about. Read the cliff notes of the Gospel to start, then study the Eucharist, which is the most important reason for the establishment of the Church.

>> No.17494661

>>17494584
You mean the most important institution on planet earth and the number one enemy of the kikes was subverted by a deep state to dupe the masses into damnation? Huh.

>> No.17494679

>>17491408
Faggot pope is a literal heretic and needs to die. He goes directly against the teachings of the catholic church and was put in power by (((them))). Go kids more faggots and goat fucking muslim feet you massive faggot pope.

>> No.17494763

>>17494661
>You mean the most important institution on planet earth and the number one enemy of the kikes

How do christians say stuff like this when their religion was made by ancient hippy jews?

Also how do they handle the mental gymnastics that their "holy land" is literally the jewish homeland

>> No.17495374

>>17494763
There's nothing jewish about today's "jews". They're a different race of people that follow a different "religion" that was founded after Christ. They only LARP about following the Torah. Modern rabbinic judaism is based off the talmud and kabbalah, which are vehemently anti-Christian and all about jewish racial supremacy and gematria/numerology/black magic

>> No.17495402

>>17491552
All the actual Catholics are hoping he dies.

>> No.17495717

>>17492685
based

>> No.17495820

>>17494632
>>Zeus and Apollo
>St. Paul puts all that into perspective in the Acts of the Apostles when he preached in Athens
>"HURR ME ANGRY THEY MAKE ART"

>> No.17495886

>Bunch of christian larpers
>On a board for scamming and greed
Sure thing lass.

>> No.17495941

>>17495820
or just keep being a faggot I guess

>> No.17495972

>>17492468
and thats a bad thing?

>> No.17495996

>>17492468
Man, you truly speak like a true christian, huh?

>> No.17496044

>>17493288
>>17494159
Ah so not being conservative = atheism now? Lmfao.

>> No.17496113

>>17496044
Yes.

>> No.17496213

>>17491408
popes are old as fuck, they die all the time man

>> No.17496251

>>17496113
Cringe

>> No.17496255
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the one and only

>> No.17496285

>>17496044
>that id

>> No.17496316

>>17491408
who is this sad looking boomer

>> No.17497316

>>17491408
justice

>> No.17497387

>>17494471
>Lucifer has no business with Zeus or Apollo.
Paganism is just clueless Satanism.

>> No.17497444
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>>17496255
NO
this is the real one!

>> No.17497467

>>17492468
this

>> No.17497476
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>>17495402
This. The fake Catholics in the Vatican gotta go.