/biz/ - Business & Finance

Any good apps for soup kitchens?

>>17476868
>>17476840
It has to go down... r-r-right?

Buy the dip faggots.

*** DAILY REMINDER ***

Grab some CORONA-TOKEN and actually ride this virus hype for some ez $$$

Is silver a good hedge rn?

>buy calls during the second day of JUSTing under the assumption that its just an overreaction
>tfw getting JUSTed beyond belief

Its too late to buy puts isnt it

>>17476909
Pump and Dump
Ponzi
GFC
Bailout
Deficit
Zero Interest
“No money down”
Neofeudalism
Epstein
Bernie
Bobo

Who else here got the exit bag ready if the market drops again tomorrow?

>>17476927
Just remember the person who's paying you disregarded dozens of red flags and warnings, you have profited off his stupidity.

>>17476926
not who you are replying to but I know there are no competitors and their supply chain does not depend on China

liquidated 80% of my portfolio in mid-jan, feels good.

>>17476946
with this kind of vega?
fuck yea it is

I can't believe this shit

Would shorting major chemical distributors like Brentagg and Univar be a good idea? Their just in time delivery from asian suppliers can't be a good idea right now.

remember to buy high and sell low

>>17476946
>>17476962
Wait for the bull trap. This is going to bounce back a little. When people here are saying "fun's over bears", "buy the dip" and "it's a nothinburger". That's the exact moment you open puts.

Convince me not to get on APT right fucking now

I suspect tomorrow the market will attempt to make a short bull climb, and then experience large selloff. SPY broke 300 at the close today, and since that's past the 200 day moving average, then it may have lost its support and fall well past that.
I'm okay with that though. I did what
>>17476961
did and liquidated most of portfolio a week ago, and placed it into VIXY calls and SPY puts.

Shanghai opened -2.3% and now only -1.5%

Mr. Anon, I don't feel so good.

>>17476961
What was the basis of the decision? Fundamentals?

What was 20% ?

>>17476979
point is you dont expose yourself to that kind of vega
period

>>17476929
Lmao it grew so fast the highest put is only $25

>>17476984
buy for out puts instead and make some real money

steroid and chemical manufacturers from china are resuming global shipping on monday
crisis will be lifted as people start to acknowledge that the virus doesn't actually do anything and trump gives some sort of welfare to encourage market growth again

>the man is still in charge
>people still panicking and selling

Reminder while Trump is in power the market is basically absolutely recession proof save for natural disaster scares. Dow will come back up if not in months then a year or two.

>>17476984
Consider NNVC, it’s been a wild ride but I see it moving further up

>inb4 china manipulates it back to +5%

>>17476999
Delta is going to be king next week or the week after. This isn't even half of what will happen when we get sudden clusters of cases in the US.

whats going to happen to my animes and videogames if the market keeps crashing,bizbros????

>>17476995
You'll be fine

>>17477004
Tru
Sell before the market collapse and it will be fine

Can people finish venting and stupid posting in this thread and the next one can be have an actual conversation?

>>17476930
I plan on putting cash in soon but just waiting for the bottom hope it keeps tanking till I get paid next week.

Futures now a little red

You'll switch to porn & booze, then heroin

>>17477037
video game releases get delayed a bit
nothing happens to anime

>people panic sell tomorrow
>more boomer flu cases inevitably crop up over weekend
>more people panic sell on Monday

We really are fucking doomed.

>>17477045
You're watching on a 15min delay broski

>>17477037
If the guys who draw one piece or hunterxhunter die, it will be all over for shounenfags

>>17477034
then do a debit spread or something
or sell calls
VIX is what now? 40?
it could flatten out and just go to the right and youd still lose 90%

who buying puts tomorrow morning? what are ya buying?

>>17476912 #
But does it work?
>>17476959 #
What chart?

>>17477016
too early for puts on it I think, way too expensive and this could blow up

>>17477037
Homura will have to get into JAVs

This is the Year of the Rat
Listen to anon speak:
>>17477039

>>17477045
this is the average person in these threads giving advice
someone reading off a delayed chart

Is it true that Xi is trying to epstein the USD?

>>17476996
basically rampant gains from the beginning of December. sold WAYYYYY too early though.

rest 20% is just spread out through miscellaneous holds from early buys in various weed stocks, AMD, TSLA, and other stupid ass hopeful moonshots. might use them as a gauge when to re-enter.

>>17476992
you lucky fuck. i've hated my life up until this week.

how is anyone fucking doomed? i have to assume these are people with sub 25k and are day trade restricted, because this has been the easiest money to make all week. just trade puts on the way down.

Oh boy, tomorrow is gonna be fun! I'm cash except for some random TME 13c 3/20 and NIO 4.5c 3/6.

>>17477005
pls r8

>>17477037
Mangas are made by literal NEETs in Japan
The people that turn the manga into anime and games might all die but the shutin mangaka story tellers are all safe

>>17477080
im unfamiliar with the verb "to epstein"
elaborate
do you mean like tie it down and fuck it until it turns 15years old?

I don't know guys... I want to play wc3, but after watching dreamhack on sunday and seeing what happened in the quarter finals with thorzain and the 3 remakes they had to do in his match vs. moon... I'm actually kinda pissed off.

SOLD:
ATVI
AMD
PVG

BUYING:
RTN
KO
WM
LMT

Everything will be fine, right?

>>17477038
*dies*

>>17477076
What does it matter that it's delayed? Don't trade futures so it doesn't matter to me. Just have tradingview open and looked at it

>>17477116
wait it was only 2 remakes, but there was another fucked up situation with happy. and happy scouted the ancient of war creep building and pulled the camp into the building to cancel, but it dropped and had to be remade again...

>>17477085
>you lucky fuck. i've hated my life up until this week.
I just started paying very close attention to the market implications of the virus because I've got a loved one who is in a country that is very close to it, so I heard about the virus before the news was even really talking that much about it, then as it spread I knew it was going to be a big deal. I sold my stuff just over a week ago because I knew that once it hit Europe, it was guaranteed to come to the US as well, and that the markets would finally take a dive. So it was one of the very, very few times I've been lucky and alert enough to time the markets. My account lists 120k now, from about 60k. I sold NVDA, AMD, TSLA, and SPCE and dumped the cash into VIXY calls and SPY puts.

>>17477117
>hating money like this

>>17477050
Best year of my life. I have nothing in the stock market, and was saving since yield curve inverse for buying cheap after the crash. Boomer death is a plus. This year can’t get any better.

>>17477116
Thorzain was so cool when he went to go stay at the SlayerS house in korea with Ryung and MMA....
I miss wings of liberty bros...

>>17476984
Go for it mate, I got on the APT and LAKE train yesterday for about 5k each and it has already covered all my losses
I wouldn't expect it to go up as much as it did today again but tomorrow could easily be another green day

>>17476929
>>17477005
>>17477098
WTF Should I short?????

says they fixxed a ton of crash issues.... fucking bullshit. this is why you don't outsource code, and get it all done in house.

New to stocks, when should I report income and capital gains tax?
Straight after selling or only with the yearly declaration?
Asking as euro

>futures are green

pack it up bobos, time to go home

>>17476948
I already did it like a pussy. I was up 1500$ at the beginning of the week and decided to ride it out to fucking -300$. Would be -900 at this point if I had held past 930am

Godspeed boys. This shits going down or sideways u til mid March

>>17477148
>selling shitty shit
>buying stocks not actually affected by Corona at a discount
????

Posted this in the last thread and then realized the bump limit was about to be hit.

Newish to stocks and quick question: how can you pull off shorting? If you're convinced something is going down so you're going to sell it, how can you be sure (or at least have the odds on your side) someone else will actually buy your shares and get you off the hook before you lose your money?

For example, I'm tempted to buy a bunch of SQQQ. Assuming it actually does go up, when I think it's run its course and the market is going to stabilize I'd try to sell, but wouldn't other people also see the same signs and therefore not want to buy my shares leaving me with stocks which will ultimately drop me right back to where I started or even worse?

>>17477116
>>17477132
KRs once again fixing esports games, its another brood wars shoah absolutely shameful

>>17477164
that was boxers house right? i mean i always was a protoss player so i'd cheer for the protoss player regardless even oGsMC

Just need everyone to want to pull out their money from the banks.

Sleeping on 100 dollar bills cures coronavirus, the more the better.

>>17476909
why doesnt trump tweet everything will be ok to calm the markets. jesus christ.

* fixes gaze *

>>17477146
that's how you do it, gotta keep your ear to the floor. nice, yeah sold most of my stake in tsla as well, and just gonna let amd ride, fuck it. i remember talking about the first case with my parents, telling them they were gonna start hearing more about this but then didn't really do anything about it. i can't wrap my mind around puts, i have no fucking idea why. sitting on cash, waiting for dips seems to be "simpler"

Who here /fuckchina/?

Dumped all my ETFs on Monday...
Buying AHPI and KRMD tomorrow, fuck it.

There is a point at which the virus will necessarily, and may already have, mutated into a less deadly form

>>17477192
As long as the etf is liquid enough you will be fine.

>Read more about leveraged inverse ETFs and how the math works to find out why you should never hold these for more than a day. If you want to go "long" with them you need to buy and sell them daily or multiple times per day every day.

Anon, you're a dumb fucking nigger. I laugh at you and I pity you.

>>17476948
I mostly exited on Tuesday. I held on to Ford because it was already near 52-week lows anyway.

>>17477059
where do yall see the live futures and why would it benefit anyone to delay it?

>>17477236
not necessarily. It's relatively stable so far.

>>17477192
Regulated markets have people/organizations called "market makers". Their job is to always be willing to buy or sell. They create price stability by preventing thinly traded stocks from having radical swings.

That being said, NEVER short a stock directly. With shorting you have UNLIMITED RISK, and there are piles of stories about people who went to bed up 10k and woke up the next morning owing someone 200k (which yes, you have to pay).

If you think the price of a stock is going to go down, buy a put option. With put options the most you can lose is everything you've invested.

>>17477179

>>17477219
He already did Trump cultist, no one buys his bull shit

>>17477179
>futures crab for a few hours
B-B-Bullish...

>>17477219
only powpow can save you now boi

>>17477197
I mean yeah if you stand to make more by throwing the game than actually winning it, maybe it's a sign that the players weren't being paid enough. BW was a whole different world, it's like Baseball... look at like the 1919 chicago white socks or Pete Rose. The shit with the Houston Astros and Boston Red Sox pisses me off too, but at least they're cheating to win.

>>17477210
MC was so cool
oGs was the coolest team in all of WoL, then SlayerS and StarTale after that

Very dumb question, but etrade says dow's last price is at $39.55 does that mean if I spend $500 I'll own 12% of dow?

/SMG/ what are you listening to rn?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wbz0SMubXg

>>17477179
Futures were over 1% green on Tuesday, this means SHIT.

>>17477287
Please stay out of the stock market, I beg of you. Your boipussy will be wrecked. Leave /biz/ forever, now.

Will I be fine if I hold onto leveraged ETFs like SOXL and TQQQ until the market recovers ? I'm an inexperienced investor so I have no clue

>>17477287
Bruh

>>17477287
top fucking kek

>>17477255
When you say unlimited risk are you saying that if I only spent $1000 and used that to buy shares (say 10 shares at $100) and the stock value crashed then it would actually be possible to not just lose my initial $1000 but owe money on top of that? On the flip side, put options have a failsafe where I won't fall into this pit of despair?

>>17477305
and anons say /biz/ gives terrible financial advice

>>17477318
3x the gains, 3x the losses. If you want, I can just go right ahead and compound fuck your asshole now for free, rather than waiting for the market to do it.

>>17477296
Theme of Corona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST2H8FWDvEA

>>17477305
what are you, vegetarian?
thats raw fucking meat

>>17477287
yes

>>17477296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA

>>17477287
ya know ive seen a lot of shit on this board but this needs to be pinned

>>17477286
I dunno... I've always been a fan of Team Liquid because of Jinro... It's still my favorite brand of soju, but then they got huk and stuff... actually put the players house together with oGs... That was a cool time. I totally stopped following for all of the 2nd expansion and then played after it all went free to play... I mean how do you release a game, Heart of the Swarm, HotS, and a game Hero of the Storm, HotS.... Like Blizzard literally cant seem to stop fucking up...

>>17477219
Millennials are the most gunshy bitchmade generation ever, its because they don't allow themselves to really feel any emotions except "appropriate fear and pleasure" in my generation, we just made fun of viruses with racist humor, we would've just called this the 'Kung Flu' and made little cartoons showing the ching chong guy and acted like we were too good to get sick.

Now that healthy level of gallows humor is considered racist and its even racist to mock China for eating bats.

Now we may never recover from the fear because there is no humor to balance it out inb4 OK Boomer.

(96.25%)
1-Month Change

The game gets easier as you win. This is bullshit balancing.

>>17477219
He said everything is going to be great about kung flu then the CDC said shit's not okay an hour later because Trump thinks the CDC is stupid and never talks to them.

>>17477346
the unlimited stems from the fact that you are betting a stock will go down. if it goes up (and there is no limit to how much the stock goes up +$10, +$100, +$500, etc.) you are held accountable to fulfill the order. so yes, when you short and it goes wrong, you lose what you put in and then owe on top of it.

>>17477287
Only 12%? In this economy? The entire country of germany is on sale for 4 dollars and a rimjob on ebay and you want to buy 12% for 500? hahahaha

>>17477287
>+1

See, this right here - this is funny bait!

>>17477410
>The entire country of germany is on sale for 4 dollars and a rimjob on ebay
so THIS is what they call "firesale"

Bought some APPL calls before close today, currently down 15%. Expecting a pop before the next leg down.

>>17477352
What I mean is, is it safe to hold, assuming the market recovers eventually ? Or will SOXL be delisted or some other things I'm not aware of

>>17477287
the dow jones composite and Dow Dupont are different. Uhh I would actually buy dow, they manufacture plastics and have been beaten up, but they're one of the more resilient american manufacturers that still exist.

>>17477437
what were you thinking, my guy

>>17477447
That everyone thinks it will go down more and it's already dropped 11% so by the powers of Jewish magic it must go up.

>>17477117
>WM
>30 p/e

>>17477346
OK, this requires a long answer, so here we go...

Let's say you think that company ABC is going to go down, and that it's currently at $100 per share.

If you short it, you get $100 per share for every share you sell. If it drops to $60 and you want to close out your position, you buy them back for $60 per share, and you pocket the $40 per share as profit.

But here's the thing... when you short a stock (selling stock you don't already own), you MUST give those shares back, and you must buy them back no matter the price.

So let's say that ABC is $100 per share when you short, then, the next morning before the stock opens, you discover that ABC just found the cure for cancer. ABC is suddenly going to open at $1000 per share, and it's going to "gap", which means it doesn't pass through all of the numbers in between, it goes straight from $100 to $1000. Now, in order to buy back the shares, you have to spend $900 per share more than you made selling them in the first place. And you MUST do it.

So shorting has unlimited risk because there is no upper limit, and it's easy to lose much more than your initial investment/return from the sale that opened the position.

Now a put is different, a put is the right, but NOT the obligation to sell shares at a certain price. So if ABC is at $100, and you spend, let's say, $2/share to buy a $60 put (the right to sell at 60), if it drops down to $50, you make your $8 per share profit.

But if it DOESN'T drop, you simply lose the $2 per share you paid for the right to sell the shares had they gone down as you planned. So the most you can lose is everything you've invested.

>>17477437
I thought the same thing Monday...
And Tuesday...
And Wednesday...
And Thursday...

>>17477410
I did 500 divided by 39.55 and got 12.64 I assumed that when you buy stock. That stock is equal to 1% of the company. I'm beginning to think I'm just retarded

>>17477445
I am out of my depth and would need to actually commit to learning, thanks for advice though

>>17477378
>why you not like my humor
Maybe they don’t cause you’re not funny retard.

>>17477437
Exp date?

>>17477437
Only big brain ITT. Greedy when others are fearful

>>17477487
285 3/6

>>17477437
bought the dip, it always works

especially when have a billion more infections to go before peak

>>17477407
Thanks for the tip, it makes sense but I didn't realize it

>>17477490
I can't wait for all of you boomers' lungs to be clogged while you slowly choke out with no money to call yours residing in your portfolio

>>17477472
All the major banks believe the state of the virus as it is has already stopped earnings growth for the entire year. That's just as it is right now. And none of the stocks on the stock market have priced in 3-4 bad earnings reports yet. That's the best case scenario -- if this thing blows over and the US doesn't have major outbreaks.

>>17477004
Based trump

>>17477443
If the market crashes to the point that SOXL is wiped out, the loss of your money is least of your worries.

SPY puts or SPXU calls?

bros, i have 80k cash in the bank, how do i catch this falling knife?

>>17477476
I'm not sure i'm following? Are you shorting stock and buying a put to secure your risk? or what exactly am I reading?

>>17477534
April

>>17477478
>I assumed that when you buy stock. That stock is equal to 1% of the company.
>There are actually people trapped in this level of consciousness

>>17477517
yea didnt goldman revise to 0% growth today?
guess the jew magic is running a bit thin

>>17477476
Thorough response, thanks as well

>>17477534
DCA

>>17477513
There's some question as to whether this video is real or fake, but the story is true (or at least very possible)... Imagine being a trader and losing $82,000 you don't have in 7 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=359mxSYaGig

>>17477478
>I'm beginning to think I'm just retarded
no, youre liquidity
welcome fren

>>17477534
dont catch it

pillow it

throw some money at it, throw some more, over a period of time, pay close attention, etc.

Don't choose a day and buy all in at once.

This way you're gonna get some probability spread and rely less on one moment of decision making. You can choose day to day what to do and what you buy in with is less each decision choice.

>>17476909
I JUST GOT MY ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT AND READY TO TRADE OPTIONS. I HAVE $100.

What do I buy puts on?

>>17477534
Put in 5% per week for the next 4 weeks. Then see what is happening. If we stabilize or rebound, you can buy a little more of just hold and see. If we drop further keep buying.

>>17477517
I agree everything is totally fucked long term, I just think tomorrow we should go up a bit after so many red days. The RSI is brutal on the daily (but it was like that today too, so who knows)

>>17477516
Nice strawman. Bull markets don't die of old age son

>>17477540
he's explaining the difference between shorting and buying puts

do you really not understand or are you pretending? o_o

>>17476948
As someone who just started in stocks like 2 months ago, I'm thinking about it already even though I said I'd never be reactionary
I was going to do it Wednesday if it got raped as hard as the first 2 days, but it was up for most of the day so I said nevermind. Then today happened

>>17477534
I went full SQQQ Wednesday with the cash I had on hand.

>>17477590
The indicators are what the next month of coronavirus and supply chain news is going to be.

The direct sources of demand, productivity, and supply are at stake.

>>17477583
LEAPs on some leveraged VIX ETF

>>17477583
FAR OUT APT PUTS

>>17477583
you'll need just a bit more than $100......

>>17477540
No, if you think the price of a stock is going to go down, you have two choices
> short; or
> buy puts

You have the potential to make more money shorting, but it is extremely high risk.

You have a lower profit potential with puts, but there is limited risk

>>17477590
If it does bounce, it's another bearish opportunity for me. Most people don't understand just how insanely leveraged hedge funds were going into this.

>>17477583
MY FIRST FREE STOCK IS CATALYST PHARMACEUTICALS (CPRX) - DO I SELL IT TOMORROW OR WHAT?

>>17477628
How much fren? I got a few thousand dollars kicking in my bank

>>17477575
And here's a dude who went to bed after shorting a phrama. When he woke up, he owed $106,000

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/help-my-short-position-got-crushed-and-now-i-owe-e-trade-10644556-2015-11-19

>>17477628
100$ is the best way to start trading. Guaranteed to lose it all anyways. Lots of new knowledge for that money.

>>17477575
top fucking kek

>>17477612
yeah i'm starting to think my shit was too close.
REALLY didn't for see it shooting up like this but honestly it would take just one little piece of news and that shit is going crash so fucking hard.
so yeah, honestly anytime in the coming weeks. just a whisper is all it will take for it to come crashing down.
so fucking overbought i don't know how people are still buying.

>>17476909

making puts with my parents savings makes me 10000000% more nervous than with my own money

fuck the day i accepted managing their money

>>17477664
I’ve been reading Taleb’s Dynamic Hedging, what do I have to learn my fren?

>>17477676
yeah my mom and dad are starting to move this direction hearing me talk and i'm like, no way

>>17477630
calls and puts are the same thing you just have to use short and long shares to hedge a neutral position. it's literally simple algebra.

>>17477683

smart anon, never do it, easily one of the worst mistakes of my life

BABA will go down pretty hard and then bounce twice as hard.

CPHI is going to rocket to $20 by three weeks time.

KO will make a surprise jump to $65 by next Friday.

>>17477675
I think we will be okay
:)

>>17477696
just like a trade you can walk bro.
there is an economics of favor and disfavor, same as profit and loss.
you'd take a chunk, but you could make it back.
especially if you set them up with a trusted fund manager or one you could pretend you had a bunch of trust in.

>>17477655
And here I thought my disdain for the internet begging fundraising was already at max
>i gambled away all my money in the most retarded fashion possible, please give me money

>>17477445
I'm curious what kind of subhuman would own Dow rn

>>17477686
Ya, I've read Charles Cottle too; but the bid/ask is never in the right place to do that in reality, unless you're a floor trader.

Yo I'm going all-in on APT leap calls that growth looks sustainable.

>>17476909
>>17476909
GO FUCK YOURSELF BAGGIE

GREEN FUCKING BAGGIE

I BOUGHT THIS SHIT AT $20

EVERY NIGHT YOU WOULD SHILL FUCKING AMRN

AMRN TO $60

GO FUCK YOURSELF BAGGIE

FUCK YOU BAGGIE I HOPE YOUR GREEN BAGS GET STUFFED WITH SHIT. FUCKING BOOMER

>>17477711
i fucking needed those digits unironically.
the thing that's insane tho is this shit is turning my hands into fucking steel.
it's just so obviously overbought that holding is easy, but i get some of the same stuff come up seeing the red line so i get to practice just letting that shit go and i'm getting so fucking much better just in last two days

>>17477719
Looks like an acupuncture class. I'm sure everyone in this picture has a bright future.

>>17477575
you know what, this can't be real. nobody would keep that stupid mask on in that situation

>>17477729
based

>>17477655
one of my all time favorites desu
only thing dumber than going long some bullshit shitstock biopharm?
going short one
overnight

>>17477739
This. Monday was bad. Today was easy.

The hard part is going to be knowing what to do with my cash when the time comes.

If you can't daytrade, what's the minimum length you should use for calls and puts, a month?

This will all be over next week. Chill.

>>17476948
Wtf man if you haven't sold already just hold.

>>17477729
Chad play

>>17477655
>>17477664
how many noobs is robinhood wrecking per day now

>>17477736
>good earnings
>tanks
epic

>>17477742
those fuckers make a lot of dosh for practicing complete and total pseudoscience tbqhwu

>>17477773
We're hitting 1000 EOY easy, this is a breakout.

>>17477640
GUYS

Do all American companies follow the same fiscal calendar? Like Q1 ends on March 31 for every publicly traded company?

>>17477676
>>17477683
Playing with some one elses money takes a certain type of person. Especially since its your parents tendies you're potentially burning.... I've had offers too play poker for other people, and people to give me their money to make them more money, but I care too much about the people's offers to accept it... Years later they look at me like Im selfish because I'm well I am selfish, but the reasons I always turned down the free money was because of risk and something else I can't explain.

Up or down tomorrow?

>>17477792
Sell it and buy APT puts next week

>>17477752
I looked but couldn't find my favorite one, the guy from new york(?) who lost on (I think) a forex trade and just went into a tirade
> extremely vulgar, extremely graphic as to the low-cost sexual favors he would be doing.

>>17477809
crab and then plunge

These futures are a strange and unfamiliar color...
Did they finally engage the medical-grade liquidity tool? Is the stock market finished?

>>17477807
They follow the same fiscal calendar but they report earnings for different periods. Some companies reported for Q1 earnings, and their Q1 was only January

>>17477809
The Dow crabs and finishes -350 for the day.

>>17477777

>>17477766
Doesn't matter
Use limits

>>17477812
Why puts on APT?

>>17477792
unironically this >>17477812
don't know if i'll ever get sick of looking at pic related.
feel like framing it honestly.

>>17477842
Housing market is going to crash. Put option is betting against the APT (apartment) industry

Would you let this woman stick needles in you because Chinese medicine?

>>17477039
Agreeing with this. 3 days is enough I am skipping threads lately

>>17477856
It's like Minnie Driver had sex with Alanis Morrisette

>>17477039
>>17477861
>One post by these IDs
You're free to talk about whatever you want, but the problem is you're both do-nothings that weren't going to contribute anyway.

>>17477852
Oh, I thought it was Alpha Pro Technologies that sells masks lol, makes sense. So what am I search for on Robin Hood exactly? Preferred Apartment Communities?

>>17477898
holy fucking christ...

>>17477840
>powerful digits wasted
Truly a sign from kek that these are uncertain times

>>17477842
It's the easiest money you'll ever make.

Look at this fucking chart. Just look at it. Does that look like it's going to stay above $25 for long?

>>17477809
I'm guessing at EOD slightly in the red.

>>17477895
True and wholesome post

>>17477903
A-anon im retarded, no bully

LET THE BODIES HIT THE


FLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR

>>17477898
Not nice to troll me anons. Rude!

>>17477909
This is a paradigm shift ;^). Thanks anon. So buy puts next week Monday?

>>17477809
When market falls this far this fast there is motivation to heavily buy due to quantity of bare ass in the wind short positions on the market. That's why you see 50%+ retraces of rapid drops on the charts during previous periods of instability, including all the major market crashes. As for tomorrow? Nobody other than deep pockets planning stuff knows. It doesn't work if it's not a surprise.

>nikkei
holy shit.

>>17477926
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO
HERE WE GO

>>17477898
>>17477918
Look, don't think so hard. I did the hard work for you.
Next week.
Buy.
Put (stock option).
Ticker: APT (Alpha Pro Tech)
Strike price $8
Expiration: April 2020

>>17477926
ONE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>17477909
What if it crashes premarket before we get the chance

>>17477939
The Japs have been freed from the eternal crab.

The hard way.

>>17477953
Thanks anon. You the best.

How do I short niggers?

>>17477953
can i do this too? or does that ruin it for everybody?

>>17477926
I'm already dead inside. Do your worst.

>>17477975
cut their legs off

>>17477909
the thing that worries me is that this establishes a way new high range and so if it reverts to the mean then i STILL might miss my limits

>>17477976
baggie no

are there any tools that provide a playback of a stock's price during the day? i want to teach someone about strategy and risk, but it's not productive to point at a daily chart and tell them something that appears very obvious in hindsight. guess i could always record it myself if it comes to it.

>>17477975
Unironically short YUM

>>17477996
Tradingview has that option.

>>17477895
>>17477915
Fuck you butthurt faggots.

>>17477287
>>17477534
What the other anions said. Buy some now big stocks ETFs etc. Then just see what's happening it keeps tanking just keep buying in bits till it looks like a bottom out and go in. You're already at 15-20% gain on most stocks or etf.

that is a FAT fucking candle

>>17478008
specifically yum china

>>17477821
lmfao
yea i remember that one
reminds me of the old story where the hedge manager was literally sissifying one of his traders (who then proceeded to blow up a several million dollar synthetic option position)

>>17477953
did your mother drop you when you were a kid?
dont post strikes and expiry on botnets bruh

>>17477895
i blame jannies
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa posting used to be a staple of /biz/
now every time i try i get fucking rangeb&
AGAIN

>>17477996
Tradingview.com has replay function in full-featured chart

>>17478019

>>17477490
Bro I've made 15% a day on betting against the market. He's not being greedy he's being a retard. Bet against the market during happenings.

>>17478015
thanks!

>>17477939
>-610

>>17477976
>>17477953
Can I also do this, looking to gamble

>>17478022
Did yours? My strike price doesn't exist, also I didn't say the timing. You could buy the puts monday and 500 people in NYC subway get the chinky aids the next day

Can someone share a good options trading video? I have no idea what's good or bad. How do I make profit off these fuckers?

>>17477953
go march better return

Corona has now (first confirmed at least) reached sub-nigger Africa, what now?

>>17476948
>already lost the equivalent of a treener of cocaine
>if shit continues tomorrow i'll be down a 8ball of fish

BUBBIES, BABIES, WHERES OUR WHITE KNIGHT!?!?

>>17478043
I can't even tell you what to do with out creating a paradox... I can ask you to ask your self, "What is the worst thing that happens if I gamble?"

>>17478046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

>>17478044
my bad im not looking at options chains rn
theres just too many folks on here that post their everything and then wonder why they get fucking bogged

>>17478052
no one cares about dead niggers, anon

My 14 year old sister is espousing sjw and communist views. How do I politely let her know what communists really want is to, ahem, sieze her means of production.

>>17478052

Nothing of value is going to be lost.

>>17478052
Oh man can you imagine if this virus wipes out most niggers and solves the aids epidemic and refugee crisis all at once?

Looks like US heath officials received a gag order.

WASHINGTON — The White House moved on Thursday to tighten control of coronavirus messaging by government health officials and scientists, directing them to coordinate all statements and public appearances with the office of Vice President Mike Pence, according to several officials familiar with the new approach.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/pence-will-control-all-coronavirus-messaging-from-health-officials/ar-BB10u219

>>17478052
INVEST IN BLOOD DIAMONDS

NOTHING IS TABOO ANYMORE IF
ALL
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THE NIGGERS ARE DEAD

DEAD NIGGER STORAGE
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>>17478051
How come

>>17478073
have her read this

Guys how low do you think this crash will go? I am thinking at the absolute worst we go down to 15k on the dow. I have my first buy order set at 20k though and will buy as we go down. Ideas?

>>17478084
ruh roh

>>17478052
Extremely bullish. Niggers are a net economic drain on the world.

>>17478096
yikes
>>17478046
read sticky

https://www.investopedia.com/8-ways-to-survive-a-market-downturn-4773417

>>17478073
Nothing you can do except wait for her to grow up and get a job so she can finally understand. Communism seems pretty good after being exposed to cartoons about (((sharing))) for 10 years.

>>17477809
Another grand down the drain

>>17478097
its a higher risk move since its sooner. more risk = more money

>>17478123
gommunism also seems pretty good after workng a shit dead end job for 10 years where wages dont increase proportional to cost of living
and i doubt itll be any better for her

>>17478052
antarctica still seems safe, they haven't found it on the moon. what about this artemis project NASA has been spending billions and billions on.... I just learned last night they're going to send a fucking rocket to mars, and drill some samples, fly a helicopter around the mother fucker to blow the damn dust off the solar panels, this rover is supposed to leave a trey of samples from the drill holes.

Second mission we have a collector to grab the samples the other rover dropped, we put the samples into a rocket and fire a fucking missle off the martian surface.

3rd mission we have an orbiter in place to catch the fucking rocket.... and then refire back to earth.....

we're only landing shit on mars at a 50% chance.... the thin atmosphere makes it very shallow so to speak... they want this done by 2034, and the launch is like next year or something for the first mission.... fuck it'll be cool if they pull this one off. I want my tax dollars to at least do something cool like this.

>>17477534
All in on LINK

>>17478150
gommunism is that but you make no money

>>17478098
tell her to read Mao's On Practice and Liu Shaoqi's How to Be a Good Communist

>>17478150
Are you from Europe?

>SSE down 74

>>17478110
It says come here for advice on this what do u want me to do now?

>>17478098
>translated from the russian by harry willetts
i get that "the russian" must be a book title but lulz. should have used quotation marks for clarification.

meme numbers turning red in 5... 4... 3...

>>17478162
im aware
im just saying what i see around me every fucking day

>>17478173
thank fuck i aint

>>17478171
meant to reply to >>17478073

>>17478150
life is unfair
most people are average which means they will work average jobs and make an average amount of money, and in this entitled, pampered, spoiled-ass age, average is equivalent with destitution
reminder that even the poorest person in the us is probably wealthier than his entire ancestry based solely on the fact that he has access to institutions that are designed to help him not be poor. poor choices, stupidity, and irrationality have more to do with ones "poor wages" than any economic system that ever has been in place or ever will be in place

>>17478150
A declining civilization is a declining civilization. For some reason she is of the opinion her zero attempted rapes is too high and christians need to be beheaded, and that communism would fix these things.

I was smart enough to avoid the public school propoganda, what is wrong with her pepega.

why is jetpoo airlines up ah

>>17478073
have her watch
To Live
its show full & translated free on jewtube

>S and P 500 drops below 3000 right before close
OHHHHHH SHIT GUYYYYYYYYYS WHATS GOING ON??????????

>>17478073
she's 14, her views of how the world works are sheltered. let her listen to congressional testimony from abortion doctors, and teach her history of every communist state. not all at once, but when she brings up a commie thing, use her words to bring the conversation into a direct historical event, and ask her questions regarding how events could have been better for everybody involved.

>>17478186
Lol

>>17478187
Nooooo
We were supposed to hit 3000 tonight
I got my party hat ready and everything

Anybody's 401k in a target retirement fund? I like being hands off but am getting ass-ravaged by fees. Thinking about just doing VOO or MGK or something instead and manually restructure to something more conservative as I get older. One might even say that VOO is too conservative as it is..

>>17478208
An overinflated market combined with a looming pandemic

>>17478221
hold on i gotta get my party hat.

Why, Jews?

...Why?

:’(

>>17478200
preach

>>17478203
younger kids always rebel against the older ones
best way to teach a kid anything is too lead them purposefully down the wrong path, grab their shirt collar just before the precipice, and go
>"see? now isnt that fucking retarded?"

>>17478242
this is literally the opportunity of a decade if we fall further tomorrow
you dont even need to fuck with options at a certain point, you can make bank just from buying shares and holding for the next couple of years. obviously only do that if we hit correction territory. even if we dont, tomorrow will be a glorious opportunity to pick up those yummy calls on the cheap.
you only get this shit once a year, stop acting like its anything but a gift from above

>>17478242
Drumpf

>>17478225
Yeah my retirement account has a Target date
it's every Friday when my options expire
I haven't retired yet, but one of these fridays it's gonna happen.

>>17478265
When do I buy?

RED ALERT! FUTURES CRASHING THERE IS ONLY RED!

OH NO NO NON ON OOH NO NO NON ON OOH NO NO NON ON OOH NO NO NON ON OOH NO NO NON ON OOH NO NO NON ON OOH NO NO NON ON O

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>17478150
>>17478162

>>17478284
I too will never stop until I'm dead one of the carona virus I caught from one of those Friday's.

>>17478225
Manual portfolio management is the way to go. If you factor in the TVM and how the fees affect your long term growth, it's likely you pull out quickly unless you suck at investing.

>>17478285
When the pandemic's over, if you're still around.

>>17478292
look at the wick

>>17478308
man you niggers need to lrn2read
why in the everloving fuck would a gommie be ITT anyways?

YAMERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17476909
Guys I'm shaking right now AMC just announced an 85% cut to the quarterly dividends. I literally put all my savings into this stonk and I continue to buy more when my paycheck clears each month. My average buy-in is $6.90 will I make it please be honest

>>17478314
shhhhhh

>>17478363
>>17478363
>>17478363

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17478363
>>17478363
>>17478363

>>17478351
OH NO NO NO

Puts on UAL. Was a fun ride. Too easy tho haha poor people stay poor.

>>17478340
you're being retarded.

>>17478351
>stock repurchasing plan
That means you're shares will go up, but you'll have to sell them if you wanted that cash.

>>17478351
>85% cut to the quarterly dividends
#REKT

>>17478340
I wish i could believe you
I don't think it's likely that we go under 2650
Under 2500 seems impossible, they would have to fuck up everything and elect Sanders along with a hard-left house and senate to take us close to 2000 on the SPX
If we do go down to 1000, so be it. I'm young and I have a wellpaying recession proof job, so I stack cash and buy

ITS OGRE!!
-10% TOMORROW
GET READY!

newfriend here. what stocks should i buy?

>>17478453
buy everything QUICK
TSLA, MSFT especially
thank me in 2 years

>>17478389
>Puts on UAL. Was a fun ride. Too easy tho haha poor people stay poor.

What's wrong with your Robin hood app bro?

>>17478019
Yep. Expect chop once it's done.

>>17478052
Who cares?

Where can I buy foreign bonds? Doesn't matter if they're yankee or not. Specifically latin american bonds?

>>17478389
But I also made a lot of money from AAL, CCL and UAL puts, LUV too kek.

>>17477117
Based
Also buying LMT and blew some money on KO calls I might liquidate for shares at this rate.

>>17478389
>>17478389
Teach me, I don't wanna be poor ):

>>17478453
Don't buy anything. Watch the market for at least a week and learn from us.

>>17478538
Buy puts when the market is going down. Thank me later.

>>17477534
2/28 280 SPY puts.

>>17478351
if what >>17478396 said is true, that they will buy back stocks, you will probably be fine. as long as they buy back a lot it'll probably make others buy that stock more too.