/biz/ - Business & Finance

dumbass

"Floor"/bull trap when? It's either coming tomorrow or Monday.

Bernie 2020

Just buy the fucking dip, you retards.
It's literally that fucking easy.

Imagine Chris "We have to take an open mind, we're long" Ciovacco. He must have been completely rekt not getting out of the market in time.

-1400 coming up

>>17473559
There is no point trying to predict anything anymore, everything is fucked. Every floor has been pierced.

>>17473559
The jaws of the trap are already swinging shut. Expect a false rise tomorrow or early next week then another big drop.

GALT closed green. GALT to $40 by Monday.

i took a nap, now dow, s&p futures are at -5.20%
fucking kek

react

>Stop playing around with shitcoins and invest in solid stocks instead

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Fucking boomerssss!!!!!

me found pic of ratsu today

>>17473576
even easier is buy the fucking puts, literally 20 dollar gains every 5 minutes

How's r/wallstreetbets taking it?

Thank you oil for not participating in the retarded end of day hysteria dump! Still well in the red but i'll take smol victories.

>>17473591
kek
me still look at GALT sometime for chuckles

>>17473594
>Joans
gets me every time

>>17473540
Full stack stuff web stuff mainly. I did a bit of tensorflow too but wouldn't call myself "good" at it (frankly I'm too inexperienced to be "good" at anything).

>>17473487
I'm hoping but you never know.

>>17473606
i assume theyre all in puts and have been somewhat driving the market down with their retardedly autistic volume

*snap*

In other news I found my Dow 25k hat

SHORT THE VIX YOU NIXXERS

>>17473614
what about gpro ;_;

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

people who disagree with me are likely poorer than me

>>17473591
why would that be?

>>17473598
YOU ARE QUESADILLA CHEESE

>>17473559
I wasn't sure but today's sillyness seals it. Tomorrow or Friday.

>>17473636
What divvies do I buy then, anon

gonna head to my observatory and read the stars tonight to see which number is the floor tomorrow brb

"BUY THE DIP BRO"

>>17473640
Whups. Tomorrow or Monday. I'm all confyzzled.

F

This 25,500 level looks like good support. we haven't broken that one so many attempts.

Who here is /ruined/?

>Made 6,500$ on MSFT puts today

>>17473638
SPIRITUAL MAYO

>>17473659
NIGGER PLS JUST STOP

Gild afterhours pumping

just like the last times

Is this a joke? Is some algo just doing this to buy and sell out each morning?

the bear is so cute

This turned out kinda shitty, but I gave it a shot.

>>17473648
if you feel like oil will be around for awhile, XOM or CVX

MCD under 200, JNJ under 140, PG under 115 V at any price, VZ looks good and so does MO, KO and CSCO. Also not a great divvy stock but a great overall stock is COST under 300. Keep an eye on BAC and JPM too

>>17473674
Only JUSTED, but if this keeps dumping...

>>17473562
Cringe

>>17473659
screencapped for tomorrow

Guys, the Fed can't stop companies from missing profit and production margins. This really is looking like the big'ne.

Down -10.80% (997.82), oh well. On other related stuff I bought more ONTX on this nasty day. Fuck it. The glorious p3 news will set me free and generate a nice fat wad of money for me. 2.0/2.5 x 12,250 = 24,500/30,625. Oh and I ain't sold a single thing either, I'm holding strong for the epic rebounding gains.

>>17473633
well only how tiny bit of GPRO now, sold most of it when $7

avg buy price am $4
honestly surprised it not undies $3

GPRO kinda strong as heckies since it supply and sales not heavily orly on china

>>17473684
Thank you kind sir

>>17473659
THIS
BOBO FUCK OFF IT'S NOT YOUR TURN TO PLAY ANYMORE

In the 1983 movie "WarGames", one of the themes was that the only way to win some games is not to play.

If you think that Chinese Bat Death is just a hiccup, then trade away and good luck. But if you think this is going to crash the market, history has shown over and over again that there is only one proper move... go to CASH.

Back in 2008, there were some winners but mostly losers. People who lost included...
> put buyers who mis-estimated the best expiration dates
> people who bought the dip, not realizing that there was another 30% to fall
> people who but it would go up, but it went down
> people who bet it would go down but it went up
> people who bet that company X would collapse but it didn't
> people who bet that company Y was safe when it wasn't

But do you know who was in the best position of all... those who stayed in CASH the longest.

When the crash is done and stocks take a real upturn, there will be enough signals and enough time to get in and ride the next wave.

Those who still have cash when we hit bottom will have the best buying power. They will also be in a position to take advantages to discounts in real estate, cars, and other luxury items that people have to sell in a hurry.

So trade away, and I hope you make money, but don't catch a falling knife, and know when the best play is to keep your powder dry.

>>17473674
Down $500 so far. Honestly surprised it's not more, probably because I only had ~1K in when this shit started.

I actually have almost 2K in now but they will profit in a recession.

Marketbuy Bowl America. Every share you buy One bowling ball will drop on Relectuants Toes

give me one good reason not to all in SVXY

Kek, KDP posting all around nice earnings in all parts of the business. Makes you glad your a shareholder don't it. It does me.

>>17473711
Japan is shutting down, France reported 20 new cases 3 hours ago. The fed can't do shit to stop a global selloff on friday

>>17473659
Russia literally just went to war with Turkey and Erdogan released 5 Million Refugees on a Corona stricken Europe.
If you think this World Economy is going anywhere but down soon you are severely mistaken.

>investing in stocks instead of non-perishable food and water
You'll be the definition of pink wojaks as stores run empty and all you're left with is hyperinflating currency.

whos drinking heavily already'??

im scared of tomorrow bloodbath

>>17473757
Honestly a put tomorrow morning is just free money, just need to sell it by market close.

>>17473687
lmfao it's really bad but in a good way. You are the green on my red day photoshop bro

>>17473766
I'll just kill people and take their loot like a video game.

>>17473766
i'm 100% silver, bottled water and dried/canned foods

>>17473779
Just don't do it more than 3 times in 5 days

>>17473765
wait ww3 is starting?

just a FYI to the lurkers, anytime you hear huge profits being made, realize they essentially gambled $XX,XXX on a coin flip

Be careful not to over leverage and blow your accounts up, that being said this market is going down the toilet.

What the fuck are we supposed to do when the USD becomes worthless?

TSLA is going to tank.

>Yeah, bros! Let's bubble! GOLDEN BULL RUN! Nothing can stop us n -
>[entire populations of Japan, China turn into zombies]
>[your electro-shitbox becomes worthless as the world scrambles for medical treatment and supplies]

Oh my God. The salt is going to be amazing.

>>17473744
Ratty we have to call Cheryl and tell him to buy "Storm Bowling Balls". They're scented, dozens of different flavors!!

its been like 80 hours since my one wisdom tooth extraction, can i go to mcdonalds? maybe taco bell, maybe canes, i dunno lol

>>17473813
Die of starvation, or be killed fighting a death match for the last loaf of bread.

>>17473524
Honest question.

Will we have a 1929 finance crash tomorrow?

>>17473812
Remember to Hedge and use strategies. Do not gamble. Go play roulette if you want a 50/50 Dealers favour. Aim for good trades not $$$.

>>17473675
congrats broski

>Friday; first minute on market open
It was always inevitable
>*click*

>>17473818
elongated muskrat just can't catch a break. right when things are gaining traction the whole world goes tits up

press f

>>17473729
Should I take my cash out of the bank?

>>17473806
more or less
https://twitter.com/HoseinMortada/status/1233147042140213249?s=20

>>17473832
Tomorrow will be this century's Black Friday.

>>17473556
-_-; you really no make thread with trip on
me had filtered trip threads and no figure out why no thread last night

had unfilter you which gross

>>17473638
QUESADILLAS ARE LAZIEST FOOD ON PLANET
THEY SHOULDNT EVEN QUALIFY AS HAVING OWN NAME THEY EASIER TO MAKE THAN CHEESE SANDWICH

>>17473832
If we do it's all over anyways. You'd be better off buying bullets at that point

>thinking stocks, non-perishables, and cash will protect you
>not joining the military where you get a gun, bullets, room and board, and a squad of trained killers
NGMI

>>17473813
rejoice. the USD is up compared to pretty much every fiat currency right now
it would spell the end to fiat

>>17473832
no

>>17473832
Would be pretty funny if that happened lol

is SOXL gonna go to 0? If the market drops 34% thats us fucked. theres no sign of the bottom yet

>>17473832
Will probably happen in China, they are due to blow up.

>>17473844
no?

Recession call, when?

>>17473844
Only if you have more than 250k in one account. If that's the case, it's better to split it up over multiple banks.

But no, you're not going to have bank failures that will hurt depositors. You might have failures that hurt shareholders, but not depositors.

Post YFW DOW never reaches 30,000

>>17473877
that means i can buy infinite SOXL

GHSI is afterhour running NHOD w/volume.. gap up tomorrow. Corona related

>>17473877
Not really, it would need a 34% drop in one day. It is rebalanced daily

>>17473852

>>17473847
bullish

short the VIX

I told you fucks to sell off last friday because it was all coming down and you guys called me retarded

just because i'm retarded doesn't mean I can't be right once in a while

>>17473779
almost guaranteed as long as you watch out for IV crush/increased premiums

>>17473729
This.

To all the bobos out there who feel bad about these bullcucks and pink wojaks. Just remember the pain we went through watching this illogical market continue to climb to ATH while they laughed in our face when we warn of a market correction.

BOBO HAS LEFT HIS CAVE FOREVER

>>17473877
No, the underlying index has to drop 34% in a single day for SOXL to hit zero which is completely impossible.

can someone remind me what happened exactly on february 19 to spark all of this.

>>17473912
i've been shorting this shit and taking it up my ass all fucking week.

>>17473594
Check your sources

https://factcheck.afp.com/trump-did-not-tweet-stock-market-woes-are-grounds-impeachment

>>17473912
ridiculous strategy

>>17473935
A bat peed in a scientists mouth.

>>17473925
yeah but can you everyone when you tell people to sell every single day

>>17473852
>QUESADILLAS ARE LAZIEST FOOD ON PLANET
THEY SHOULDNT EVEN QUALIFY AS HAVING OWN NAME THEY EASIER TO MAKE THAN CHEESE SANDWICH
i don't understand how expensive and shitty take out exists when such delicious and simple foodstuff exist

>>17473935
Nothing. There was a seemingly random dip in the market that spooked some people a bit, but we all thought everything would be back to normal the next day, then shit hit the fucking fan. The initial dip seemed like a random algorithm dip not anything natural.

>>17473559
March.

2021.

Reminder that investing now at these new lows (and continue to average in because the market will obviously head down lower) will set you up for life. So don't pussy out just because the market is down, I can guarantee you that you won't catch the bottom so there's no point in trying

>>17473931
BULLS OUT, this Field is Bobo Country now, they can have bobos old cave if they want

>>17473832
Probably not. Almost as much as the market is tanking, people are buying the dips. Bears are slowing down the market crash, hopefully long enough for Corona-chan to fuck off and quit stealing our tendies

>>17473925
Okay good for you fortune teller. Great job. Pat yourself on the back.

>Russia Strikes Turkish Forces in Syria, Turkey Says
>The Turkish army suffered mass casualties in a Russian airstrike
oh shit, what a string of events

>>17473857
No place is safe. Government bureaucracy means the necessary changes to procedure won't propagate until after the catastrophe has already happened

>>17473907
also you should mspaint in comic sans "/smg/" into yo title

>>17473878
Be careful with this, the Chinese are pumping their markets

Look at how the Shenzhen Composite Index has been performing the past month

>>17473963
>these lows
nigger were down 10% lmao, 50% to go.

>>17473674
Nah. Oil is... well, OPEC will absolutely trim back production om March 6 now. They wanted to even before this STUFF happened. China is still planning to reopen factorios second week of March. Pls don't refute my cope. I wasn't planning fir sub 40 oil but it might. Gimme bounce first then you can do sub 40. Which i will buy.

>>17473954
based brain aneurysm poster

>>17473632
I bought like $5k of puts on SVXY expiring in July last Friday, before the IV went nuts. I can't wait for the market to stabilize, wherever it is, and reap my delicious vixy reward.

>>17473896
Literally the smartest person here

>>17473912
If everyone thinks the market is going to tank, you don't have volatility.

>>17473977
I'm going to COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM market open tomorrow

>>17473832
No.

>>17473992
mmmm arte heaux

>>17473675
based. if youre still holding youll make another 6.5k tomorrow

>>17473963
Keep your money and invest after the scare and panic blows off idiot. Turn your cash into gold first, just to be safe.

guys this so nostalgia

its 30~ point away from hitting me year old buy target kekekeke

Loading up on AMRN and 12 packs of Dr. Pepper. Gonna be popping Vascepa and sipping soda at the end of the world. Premium comfy.

>>17473765
OH MY FUCK
https://www.middleeasteye.net/news/turkey-syrian-refugees-free-passage-europe-soldiers-killed-Idlib

Ww3 part 2 is when the virus is called a Western attack on China, which it obviously is

g-goy
i k-know we've h-had our differences
p-please d-don't l-listen t-to-to these ... conspiracy theorists
t-th market is st-stronger than e-ever
so ... won't you b-buy the d-dip and t-take these shares off of me?
you k-know me
i'd n-never lie
b-b-buy the shares I swear to g-d it's just a dip

p-please
m-muh ... shekels

>>17473963
The panic has not fully hit the boomers just give it an extra day.

anyone else here hold JAENX?
should me sell JAENX ?

>>17474035
>not coca cola
ngmi

>>17474002
I'll never doubt myself ever again, wish I didn't sell half of my puts.
shit is going down hard, based putin joining xi to feed bobos around the world.

>>17474038
Ooh! Middle east festivities involving militario would be nice for oil.

>[RTRS] 27 Feb - TURKISH ARMY RETALIATING WITH ARTILLERY TO SYRIAN REGIME TARGETS IN SYRIA AFTER AIRSTRIKE -TWO TURKISH SECURITY OFFICIALS

>>17473847
Those poor Russian soldiers, if war breaks out, there will be a huge shortage of male prostitutes back home. How do I capitalize off of this?

>>17473822
cant find my phone in my fuck room
>>17473852
dont you ever underestimate my cooking. This one has plastic doll hips

>>17474035
>Loading up on AMRN

>>17473744
Bwl.A not even buyable stock anymore am thought?

>>17473765
Fuck

Market barely retracted to Winter 2019 levels, everything was over evaluated by 30% even then.

We have another 30% drop to go before fundmentals make sense, who the fuck is buying companies with a P/E of 35.

35 fucking years of earnings to justify their share price. This shit show should have toppled years ago

Is sqqq a safe buy in the morning tmmrw?

>>17473940
The fact that I found this tweet believable though. Big kek. No excuses.

>tell myself to keep throwing in a bit more money every week because it's impossible to time the market with any real confidence
>can't bring myself to actually do it knowing the market will almost certainly be down further next week
who else /emotional investing/ here?

>>17474102
Of course you can buy it, you just cant cash out

>>17474053
My boomer parent who are as normie af went out and bought 3 month supply of dehydrated food today. It is only a matter of time before boomer fear sets in,

>>17474111
people do crazy things when they can't get yield in any other asset class that can beat inflation

>>17474112
Too late to short, too soon to buy. Just wait.

>watching boomer news
>it's boomers pretending they always knew this was going to happen brah
>we totally aren't the same people that have been saying BUY BUY BUY
>or its boomers saying not to sell now because surely this won't last
Assholes
At least with biz I know who's LARPing and who has a vested interest

Sold MSFT at 182 so I happened to have gotten lucky

>>17474111
Your digits confirm this.

>tfw you're full in stocks and didn't sell for 5 days
i just won't sell

>>17473433 #
That’s the job I want!

But I can’t remember a trochanter from a trochlear notch.

Currently I'm at:
20% cash
5% metals
60% equities
15% bonds

how fucked am I? should I move more equities to cash or is it too late?

swindle me, /biz/

>>17474130
lmao ask him what he thinks is going to happen that he needs 3 months food

If the Russians liberate Constantinople, I can die happy.

>SPY IV Percentile 100%
how the fuck am I supposed to buy these overpriced goddamn puts now

Look up food stamp benefits bros.

>>17474154
i can't sell because it'd create too much of a tax burden

>>17474162
you're supposed to buy them when there's uncertainty about what's going to happen

>>17474156
>implying the rad tech needs to know this once they are out of school

>>17474135
I said yesterday and still have the orders in today, my buy order is in for 20,001 on the DOW

>>17473524
Where is that SNSS cocksucker at?!?!?!?!?

I am going to find you dude, and I am going to fuck your wife.

>>17474157

Wait for the normies to panic some more and use the cash to buy equities. That's what I would do.

>>17474097
holy O_O
was wondering why one of finger on curse absorbing finger tree shriveled up

6 hours later, I have bread!

>>17474191
nice, was pretty much my plan
thanks for the validation

recession is kino
first happening where i'm fully an adult
im hype buddys

>>17474157
you're fine, but have a plan to start putting cash (first) and bonds to work. prepare for the worst and you'll sleep fine

>>17474159
They are worried about the spread of coronovirus and that it might be unsafe to go to the grocery store.

This won't stop until companies like SPCE are worth $15 and TSLA $300

>>17474132
Buy Crypto

>>17474112
Only with what you can afford to lose so like 10% of your dosh at most

>>17474162
Ford, GE puts are still relatively cheap

>>17474179
>sell options for profit
>get taxed 25% for taking profits
>get taxed on overall yearly income
they just don't want us to make money

>>17474212
Yes.... because people when there is volatility rush to the most volatile asset class ever created.

The market keeps crashing because I keep buying.

I will continue to buy until the Dow is at zero.

>>17474222
Id like to learn more about option trading. Any suggests where I could learn about how to do it?

oh wait my SOXS is green!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

How many horsemen so far? I see plague and war.

>>17474237
Unironically the OP links

>>17474250
Really?
I see plague and famine, where did you get the war from?

>>17474232
Based market martyr

>>17474197
Recession is the worst kind of happening. It’s a slow, gradual, monotonous dick in your ass. It’s like the worst bone-chilling slow burn A24 horror film you can think of. It doesn’t happen so much as it decays.

>>17474250
looks like famine's on the horizon

>>17473729
or yaknow, puts on indexs like a not retard

>>17474230
Crypto is the least pozzed asset class for the next decade. Just don't buy shitcoins.

fugg DDDDDDDDDDD:

As high as shit seems to open and hard it seems to dump before noon, I probably could have liquidated everything on the morning, and scooped it all back up before close and made a veritable fortune this week. If I do that next week and it fails, well pic semi-related

>>17474250
>he doesn't know about the locusts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmvAIQyvtUE

CNBC talking about oil stocks
>You would think these stocks cause cancer!
Yeah, they fucking do you literal retards. Fucking oil boomers.

>>17474292

>Oh, what's this? An AAPL share, you say? Hmph. I don't know much about AAPL shares so I'm gonna have to call up my buddy Nick.
>...
>Nick said that the supply chain on this thing is screwed. Big time. It'll have to be replaced. And times have changed. Since the corona-zombies started hunting our children, AAPL is kinda ... out-of-style.
>The best I can do is ...
>$3.50 take it or leave it

post your march 6th put options

>tfw everything green, spy at +400% and the only thing red is snss I bought at the top
Could be worse

>>17474237
>>17474261
Or just read a textbook

>SPY 294.87

OH SHIT

So glad I sold.

If you hold it will take you YEARS to regain the profits after the crash is over.

>>17474313
based
>>17474319
wishlist:
aapl 270
amd 44.50
f 7
spce 20

>SOXL down 40% since the 20th
Ouch

>>17474305
Every time they have Larry Kudlow on he basically repeats the same thing, "Everything is fine, keep buying, ignore the bad thing", but it's clear this time you cannot ignore the bad thing this time, Larry.

Shoutout to the bull retards for calling me a r*dditor for going 70% short/40% cash. Made a killing today.

>>17474350
im bagholding amd and bynd i bought at the tippy top. maybe if i make enough on these puts ill offset my loss

>>17474350
NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TIME THE MARKET

>>17474363
Kudlow is like Baghdad Bob.

>>17474367
>70% short/40% cash
teach me, master

>>17474357
You're a motherfucking jew rat kike fucker.

>>17474319

>>17474367
>70% short
>40% cash
i am confusion, bringer of illogics.

>>17473729
Excluding hyperinflation? bizlet here.

>>17474403
110% nigga

>>17474390
Super.

>>17474367
That girl is like 12 in that photo.

>>17474388
if you're constantly 110% then you never lose money

CNBC now... telling retail investors worried about prices not to sell but do a put spread.
> not pointing out that your average retail investor doesn't have the level 3 options account necessary to do spreads

>>17473729
Why would bat flu crash the market?

The Spanish Flu didn't.

>>17474035
i wait until april when they present their Q1 numbers. it looks like they can stand for themselves with their revenues boosting up from Vascepa, but i want to see it on paper. hopefully the dont get bought out before.

>>17474350
>Profits

Assuming I had much to begin with

>>17474319
The UVXY was an early mistake... I was too optimistic last week lol.

just a flu
>>>>>>>>>(((just a dip)))

>>17474429
>globalpokerface.jpeg

>>17474429
China isn't shipping anything.
And too many suppliers rely on China.

>>17474367
I'm the one who told you FOMOing into a bearish position this late was foolish yesterday. I apologise and admit I was wrong.

>>17474429
Because the market isn't crashing over the number of potential dead; it's crashing over the disruption of the supply chain that is happening as a result.

BROS WE GONNA SHORT TESLA TOMORROW?

>>17474403
>>17474421
70/30 my bad. Nah nigga she like 16 ( legal here ) and she not nude or sexualized hop off my Euro dikkk

>>17474111
ur mum was over evaluated 30%

>>17474424
does the avergae retail investor in the US know what a put is?
I think in my country this would be considered dark and mysterious knowledge

>>17474462
>she like 16
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
FBI OPEN UP

CNBC.... time for cramer to tell us why buying apple now is a great idea

>>17474447
I am being serious. The Spanish Flu was infinitely more deadly and contagious than chink flu, and the spanish flu didn't crash the market. Look at the charts. The market didn't give a shit

Why now? Give me a reason. Oh, and we had a global economy at the beginning of the 20th century too.

>>17474350
I sold in September knowing that I was risking some possible gains for the fact that I was almost certain it was going to crash. Guess it paid off for me.

>>17474250
Don't forget the locusts!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BULLS BTFO!

>>17474462
She is now, not when that photo was taken. The authorities have been notified.

>>17474421
what fucking country do you live in where 12 year olds look like that?

>>17474456
All industrialized countries were affected by the spanish flu. Supply chains were disrupted and the economy was globalized. What is the difference now?

>>17474305
SHUT THE FUG UP ABOUT. IT DOESN'T NEED THE MEDIA STIRRING UP EXTRA SHIT.

>>17474496
Welcome to America.

AAAAAAAAAA ITS FALLING AGAIN

>>17474455
Very mature of you.

>>17474111
Exactly, this market has been kept going through straight adrenaline shots given by the fed alongside unfounded bull hype. We have a long way down and a lot of money to be made. Our patience and sense is being rewarded and this is just the beginning.

>>17474478
>>17474491
Can you notify the authorities of how cash money she looked back then as well please.

ITT: BUY HIGH SELL LOW JUST HODL

>>17474513
fugg post some american 16 year olds

>>17474481
I agree with you but we will face the correction nonetheless, they will use it as an excuse to bring things down to a reasonable level after the ridiculous bull run we just had. The world economy won’t crash but will pull back a bit before taking off again at a more steady and sustainable pace.

lol SPY just totally fucking skipped 294 and went to 293.90 for a quick second, went back up tho

>>17474501
> Intermodal transport
> an over-reliance on a single nation for production
> just in time inventory methods
> interconnected global credit systems
> over-reliance on short term loans for operation

Anyone see what's happening with APT, shits crazy honestly I little scared for my puts but its quadrupled in share price over the last week it has to come down... r-r-right?

>>17474527
>The world economy won’t crash
Wishful thinking, the boomer in your picture isn't doing the wishful thinking.

>>17474501
millions dying was probably priced in back then

>>17474350
>he doesn't know about DCA

lol

>>17474481
The Spanish Flu also occurred during a World War, in case you forgot that.

>>17474501
we understand the science behind viruses, there will be a vaccine within 2-3 months and unless you're an actual boomer with AIDS and live in the US, you're going to live

>>17474501
are you fucking retarded? the spanish flu was in 1918 when communications took days to get through. this is happening in real time you faggot.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17474597
>communications took days to get through
Yeah we're doing much better when we don't know if R0 is 2 or 9 and if death rate is 0.2% or 20.

>>17474615
thats because governments are hiding facts. you cant hide a video of someone in china whos showing the conditions theyre living in and people dropping dead in the streets.

>>17474587
CDC yesterday (at Trump presser) said it will be at least a year

Would it be stupid to make a RobinHood account and apply for options trading with no experience but knowing the market is going to keep going down for a couple of weeks?

Yall see that the Iranian government officials are comign down with corona?

>>17474634
> knowing the market is going to keep going down for a couple of weeks?
You don't know shit, newfag. You suspect that the market may go down.

Ahahahahah holy fuck. The Canadian stock exchange TSX literally fucking crashed because it couldn't keep up with all the sell orders. If you're not 100% cash already then you're a moron. So fucking glad I went all cash on Monday. The bottom is -60%. This virus is a black swan we have never seen anything like it in modern global economy.

>>17474634
Just do whatever dude we're all fucked anyway.

>>17474559
>>17474542
>>17474527
Here is the dow during the time btw.

Also, the market was in a secular downswing during the era (coinciding with the war).

>>17474656
>The bottom is
Opinion immediate discarded.

I think think the crash is over, but anyone who claims they can call the bottom is retarded.

>>17474656
I was about to buy puts to hedge my buys and the fucking exchanges all went down at once, so now I'm exposed to whatever horrific sell-off happens tomorrow because of the TSX dying all of a sudden.

I am out of USD and literally just need to sit here and watch as my money hangs in the balance. Fuck this fucking dogshit country I hate Canada.

>>17474662
The grey are recessions btw.

>>17474535
How did you time the dead cat with utter perfection? What the actual fuck dude. Thanks for the 186% but what the fuck.

>>17474655
Why would there be any improvement until Corona wears down which I don't see happening for months?

>>17474662
You keep going back to the spanish flu as though the situation were the same now.

You keep ignoring all of the posts explaining why the world is different right now.

Are you one of those Chinese spambots we keep hearing about?

>>17474683
A combination of technical analysis and scrying a crystal ball. I'm happy to help.

>asx has been open for 15 minutes and is already down over 3%

>>17474597
>1918 when communications took days to get through

>>17474691
The virus isn't even the cause of this, it's an excuse.

>>17474693
How is the world fundamentally different. Do you think people didn't know the spanish flu was happening? It was constantly reported on. Which is more, do you think market makers didn't know about the flu.

We knew how viruses worked in 1918, and we knew about vaccines. So that doesn't make any sense.

What I am saying is not that the market shouldn't have corrected itself. It probably should have. What I AM saying is that the corona scare is a facade behind which big jewish money is attempting to get you to part with your shares. You sell at your own risk.

>>17474662
I think that the virus and the drawdown are two different, mostly separate issues. I know the virus won’t kill everybody or grind the world economy to a halt, but it will exacerbate existing factors which will lead to a pullback imo. I could be wrong, I actually hope I am lol.

>BYND
>decent earnings
>still goes down

fug dis market

Maybe the dead cat won’t bounce. Maybe it will just go splat.

One of australias pnd biomemes, if anyonr is interested

>>17474662
You also can't compare the dow now to the dow then because the components were different. Here are the stocks that made up the dow between 1916 and 1920:

> American Beet Sugar
> American Can Company
> American Car and Foundry Company
> American Locomotive Company
> American Smelting & Refining Company
> American Sugar Refining Company
> AT&T
> Anaconda Copper Mining
> Baldwin Locomotive Works
> Central Leather Company
> GE
> BF Goodrich
> Republic Iron and Steel
> Studebaker
> The Texas Company (Texaco)
> United States Rubber Company
> US Steel
> Utah Copper Company
> Western Union
> Westinghouse Electric

>>17474732
It won't kill everyone but it'll definitely kill the economy big time. Worse than 2008, way worse.

>>17474740
lol prepare for rape after market shows the beginning

>>17474691
The market doesn't operate like that, it's constantly pricing in future events. The bottom will happen before Coronavirus runs its course unless this leads to a recession. You don't know anything, you have a suspicion that you got handed to you by people that actually understand the market, but they don't know for sure either and they're guessing.

>>17474744
Fake news. SARS had no vaccine or cure and neither does this.

>>17474679
Kek Canada just can’t get right. Short the fuck out of BNS btw. They won’t exist by 2022.

>>17474762
WDAY better not be in the same boat, it's looking good

Yay muh ritchie bros auctioneers beat! If market does a little bounce tomorrow i should make monies.

Wow, my first time on /biz/ and ya'll retarded. If the market goes down as much as you claim it will be shutdown. It's only allowed to go up, capiche? Even a million dead in the streets won't dent it long term. Hit countries are already racing to reopen productive activities while quarantining everything else. Productivity is going to skyrocket in a month because all the braindead office boomers will adapt to remote work and discover they like it.

>>17474782
That's literally my bank though, should I cash out and use TD instead? I've already considered it in the past.

>>17473562
kys

Can anyone explain why there's such a delay in Vanguard selling my index funds?

I sold at 1pm GMT on Monday, I was sitting on around 20% profit, which came to a little over £2500. Vanguard says "We'll sell at the next valuation point", which I assume would be close of market on the 24th? However, they appear to have done nothing until the 27th, which is my new valuation, and I've now dropped to just under £1600 gained and 12.95% rate of return.

Am I being dense here or have they fucked me?

>>17474801
>Even a million dead in the streets won't dent it long term
you are a fucking brainlet

>>17474801
>ya'll

>>17474782
Purely coincidence

How much will the DOW drop tomorrow? Friday is already a sell off

>>17474801
Bogle is that you?

Nvm its his retarded great grandson from reddit.

>>17474117
Sure thing, redd-it.

>>17474758
This is true, but many of these companies (from a cursory glance at them), also had relatively large international exposure.

>>17474758
The DOW is, and always will be, a shit tier index.

>>17474815
because its a boomer brokerage account

>adobe
>etsy
Is Cramer out of his depth?

>>17474815
Dont question them goy, that would be anti semetic now wouldnt it?

>>17474824
Yeah they obviously shut it down intentionally. I doubt our busted shitty exchanges even have the money to continue operating at such high volume.

Put in a sell order for 2/3s of my bond ETFs tomorrow. Been holding bond ETF 90% and REIT ETF 10% since January. Sold the REITs just before the peak.

Will cost average the proceeds into the S&P 500 over the coming weeks. Have been cost averaging my disposable income into the S&P since Wednesday. Might get some of a REIT ETF and SPYD too.

I fucked up and bought $4k of the UBS BDC index on Monday. Genna have to hold those bags for a little while.

Have $10k cash in a 401a plan which my employer will not let me trade.

See you boys on the other side of the recession.

>>17474805
I was being dramatic, sorry. You won’t lose your money, I just meant as a business the bank is fucking up big time on multiple levels. They pulled out all the stops to make earnings this time, they’re slashing positions left and right, all the mid to upper level personnel who make money are leaving. It’ll be bad in 2021 for sure.

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https://www.strawpoll.me/19455631/r

>>17474830
That's exactly why it will rally 700 points tomorrow, it's the last thing everyone expects. Screencap this.

>>17474727
Can you shut the fuck up. Retards with no actual economic knowledge/education run the risk of having people listen to you and suffer financially from it.
The coronavirus is the initiator but it isn’t the cause of the correction we are seeing. We’re heading into a recession because retards like you with no economic background decided buying into corps with P/E of 30+ was a good idea.
You’re about to get fucked because you don’t understand the fundamentals.

>>17474837
>>17474841

Estimated value: £17,312.37
And they sell for £16,342.47?

What the fuck are these cunts doing

>>17474835
Tell you what, take 5 minutes to study a brief history of intermodal transport, and then we can talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MUkgDIQdcM

>>17474840
He's a retard who has to find a stock to pick otherwise he wouldn't have a show to do and millions of boomers would start panicking even more and crash the market tomorrow.

>>17474878

>>17474878

>>17474878

NEW
>>17474878

NEw
>>17474878

>>17474851
lol is this the insider anon?

How much have you guys lost this week? 3k over here.

>>17474887
I’m not an insider, I just know an insider in Minecraft.

>>17474851
I'm probably going to switch to TD anyway because Scotia is fucking awful even from a customer standpoint. But yeah I'll do a leap put on them as soon as the exchanges are back up and the market improves a bit.

>>17474815
vanguard states pretty clearly that they don't cater to traders. find an index etf and trade that instead of vanguards fund. then your trades should be executed immediately.

>>17474634
Yes, RobinHood crashes all the fucking time during high volume meaning you'll miss your exit window. It also rakes you on options.

>>17474840
>Buy warrant for ETSY
>Bank refuses to take it back through the market
>Strike price is 62 Dollars
>ETSY gonna hit that tomorrow if Cramer supports it
>For the first time ever I have to actually use a warrant
>Literally gonna drain that bank dry if it hits anywhere near 65$
Ok, bank. You wanted it the hard way.

>>17474801
>Hit countries are already racing to reopen productive activities while quarantining everything else.
This is why i've been going hard on oil in recent days. Equities may be fucked but industry won't wait. Companies will want to make up for lost time. That means oil demand goes up up up.

>>17474866
Pathetic.

Where am I wrong with anything I said in my previous statement? Where, retard? I even agree with you slightly, we were do for a correction. But where in the fuck are you seeing a recession? Where is the inflation numb nuts? Why won't the fed just be printing money.

>Oh consumer goods are gonna go up because chink flu lololololol

Alright cocksucker, buy your puts. Open a short. But you are playing into a massive bear trap that big jewish money is setting up for you. Good luck. You're gonna need it.

>>17473720
I'm in the same boat holding these ontx shares waiting for the p3 results

>>17474912

Thanks, I'll look into that.

>>17473655
Is this true? Should I be buying rations and ammo instead of meme stocks?

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>>17473935
>he doesn’t know