/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17460774

Yes, yes invest in shiny rocks sir.

When you are ready to retire in 80 years it will be worth DOUBLE!

>>17460774

We haven't reached a bottom yet, but you could get some ETH, BTC, LTC if you want relatively low risk investments with lower returns. If yoh don't mind a little risk, you could take a look at elrond, orion protocol or even something like minds.com which is a rapidly growing social media site.

Silver will drop further too, I'd get some of that as crash insurance. Stock markets will continue to bleed so maybe there's dividend stocks you can get for your country.

>>17460774
1. open up a think or swim account on TD ameritrade (google it)
2. fund the account
3. buy SRTY or SQQQ with full leverage until peak fear kicks in
4. then buy SLV and hold until everyone is convinced the economy is "recovering"
5. ignore dumb and dumber >>17460918
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>>17460774
Just buy 1btc in a couple of weeks.

>>17460774
So tired of this shit. Buy LINK and fuck off. Nobody is going to hold your faggot hand, literally everyone is going to shill you their bags.

>>17460774
crypto 100% check out UND and TRB
gold is nice to have but at your age you should be full on risk
get some gold when you have a stupid amount of money that you are not sure what to do with
t. silverfag

SUTER, duh, if you like easy 10x's

>>17460774
ETH just hold for 5 years. Heck even a ten year old, you’re only 28 and the value will probably be close to half a million by then

>>17461119

Casino gambling is not a plan. Op only has 3.5k. Poor people can't handle margin trading, it's the same as setting their money on fire since most smart guys fuck it up. Especially a project with recurring returns on the value of your stack like orion can potentially generate life changing value.

>>17461134
>literally everyone is going to shill you their bags.
just like you did with your shit bags right cultist?

Don't listen to these retards. Buy btc and do it ASAP. This dip is the bottom, it's not going much lower than 8700. Only a couple months until the halvening

>>17461187
It's not gambling when you're at the peak of the bubble and the eve of a global pandemic.

>>17461090
>>17461122
>>17461134
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>>17461236
Crypto is literally worthless. Bitcoin is not currency. It's too difficult to make transactions with. Bitcoin is not digital gold--it dumped more value than the stock market did. Bitcoin is literally useless. Bitcoin, most if not all other crypto is nothing more than a fool's speculative asset whose only value is to sell, at which point the bottom will fall out making it useless.

You are all scum and kill yourselves. Do not listen to +.5 SDs, OP.

>>17460774
hold on to your money until after the impending recession

>>17460774
UVXY

>>17461426
how long you think it'll last?

>>17461477
Eyyy someone with a brain.

>>17461417
>Crypto is literally worthless. Bitcoin is not currency. It's too difficult to make transactions with. Bitcoin is not digital gold--it dumped more value than the stock market did. Bitcoin is literally useless. Bitcoin, most if not all other crypto is nothing more than a fool's speculative asset whose only value is to sell, at which point the bottom will fall out making it useless.
remember when boomers said shit like this and meant it? lmao

>>17461521
Then tell me the value it has genius.

Chainlink is obviously the answer.

Your $3500 will be $35 million by the time you get your dick sucked by a whore.

>>17461417
>it dumped more value than the stock market did.
you mean that solid dump upward from 20 cents to $20,000 in less than a decade?

ok boomer

>>17460774
if they best school that you could get into was a culinary school, then id suggest investing in a better fucking genetic code

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>>17462058
Your grandchildren will be telling stories of when the great bitcoin god was once 20k and how he will one day 20k btc will return to the earth and bless all the holders with gains that let them sell and the price will never go down.

The hype is over, and btc's value has been discovered by the markets. That era is long gone. You are the one who is sounding like a boomer. Do yourself a favor, stop dreaming, and sell now before you lose more money on an asset that does literally nothing and isn't even real. You aren't going to get rich. Goodbye.

>>17462090
>muh school prestige
kys trendy

>>17461417

Oh yeah, who needs money that isn't centrally controlled pfffft U S E L E S S just look at Venezuela and Argentina. This is fine. You're fine. Everything is fine.

>>17462127
It's been like 2 years since ATH. Settle down.

OP what is your goal? Quick bucks? Car after you graduate? Deposit on a house in 10 years? Will you need the cash?
If you want long term gains go to vanguard and get a dividend or value etf and just park it there and you will make it.
If you want to gamble pick any random “tip” the other anons gave and run with it.

>>17460774
Well definitely not gold

>>17462222
I don’t understand what /biz/ obsession with gold and silver is? Diamonds aren’t shilled and neither are bonds. Crypto and other higher risk options get shilled which speaks to the nature of the average biztard.

>>17462307
>Diamonds aren’t shilled and neither are bonds.
>(((BONDS)))
You have a lot to learn newfag, a lot!

>>17462322
Learn about bonds? Or why they aren’t shilled? Or the mental state of the average biztard? Please teach me anon!

>>17460774
Definitely Crypto, more specifically CENNZ