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Suppose you have 1 million dollars, what are you going to do?

>> No.17459795

>>17459767
15% cash
The rest in assets that produce cash or something that has reasonable utility.

>> No.17459794

>>17459767
buy/sell niggers

>> No.17459798

>>17459767
2 chicks at the same time.

>> No.17459812

>>17459767
It has a penis bros.....

>> No.17459819

>>17459767
grow it

>> No.17459824

>>17459767
>>17459767
typical queer to force queer on everyone and to be intolerant of others sexuality. wish this was worthy of a ban on this board. its not >>>/lgbt/ where it belongs

>> No.17459828

get more free money out of it and not have to work

>> No.17459901
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Plan A
>Stash enough away for taxes
>Pay off rest of duplex mortgage (40k)
>Maybe Put down payment on nice apartment complex
>watch the markets and reinvest a lot into monthly dividend stocks
>Use the rest for crypto/options positions
>Probably try to keep 100k liquid repairs and and emergencies
>drive the same car I have now
>probably still live in the duplex
>keep lifestyle same as before money but go into working for myself as an investments firm from home


Or Plan B
>Pay off mortgage
>Put rest it into mutual funds
>Keep working

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>>17459812
>>17459819
>>17459824
>>17459828
>>17459901

>8 replies
>0 comment saying "go all in chainlink"

are we seriously running out of steam, bros?

>> No.17459933 [DELETED] 

>>17459794
>>17459795
>>17459798
>>17459812
>>17459819
>>17459824
>>17459828
>>17459901

>8 replies
>0 linkshills "go all in chainlink"

are we seriously running out of steam, bros?

>> No.17459951
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>>17459794
>>17459795
>>17459798
>>17459812
>>17459819
>>17459824
>>17459828
>>17459901

>8 replies
>0 linkshills "go all in chainlink"

are we seriously running out of steam, bros?

>> No.17459959

>>17459933
Yeah man, at $1.2b mcap you're finally running out of steam.

bizlets moved on to ogn. Where you been.

>> No.17459975

>>17459767
Have sexual relations with that woman

>> No.17459986

Thailand>find the youngest cutest trap>Fund her into the prettiest trap ever>Keep her as a pet

>> No.17459995

>>17459767
buy the dip

>> No.17460033

>>17459975
>woman

>> No.17460038

>>17459767
wtf its a fucking trap?

>> No.17460367

>>17459767
Spread it between $CENNZ, $BAT and $ENJ

>> No.17460398

>>17459901
Why mutual funds over index fund?

>> No.17460399

>>17460367
BAT is good. What's with the other two?

>> No.17460421

>>17459767
be a millionaire

>> No.17461167

I have over a million and unironically 80% is in chainlink

>> No.17461204

100k usd into UND seems like a good move

>> No.17461215

>>17459767
sodomize traps with no lube so they scream really loud and the neighbors can hear

>> No.17461218

>>17459767
why would i have a million dollars
im shorting fiat with crypto

>> No.17461270

>>17459767
Buy a few cheap rural houses in three different countries. Not spending more than 150k per house, 450k gone.

Every four months switch house. Learn to live off the land in three different environments. Basically spend nothing because all I need is food and internet.
Spend the rest of my money and my days living off the land and meditating, slowly but surely becoming enlightened.

>> No.17461279

>>17459767
Go to the nearest casino and turn it into 100 million.

>> No.17461341

It appears I'm the only one here with pure intentions. All of you just want to be gay.

>> No.17461405

>buy land suitable for homesteading
>put the rest towards two houses in the city to rent out
>live off farm for food and rental income for bills
>develop shovelware games

>> No.17461659

>>17459767
>Suppose you have 1 million dollars, what are you going to do?
Fuck women with top tier brappers

>> No.17461745

>>17459767
no way that trap is legal but on the off chance source

>> No.17461757

>>17459798
first this. you gotta live a little. but this costs at most 10K, 2 or 3K if you're any good at negotiating.
>>17459951
Then.

>> No.17462350

invest in property, its the only thing that will retain its value in the coming crash.

>> No.17462362

>>17459986
Why a trap? Why are you so fucking eager to fuck a tight gook manhole instead of a nice warm moist vagina? What the fuck is wrong with you? JUST FUCK PUSSY LIKE A NORMAL MAN!

>> No.17462422

>>17462350
If 5% of old homeowners die then prices will drop due to heightened supply vs unmoved demand

>> No.17462432 [DELETED] 

>>17459812
It goddamn better have a penis. I'm not here to waste time with no roasties.

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>> No.17462453

>>17462440
based

>> No.17462463

>>17459767
Build a bomb, a really fucking big one

>> No.17462829

>>17461167
I have over 30 million and all of it is in nulink

>> No.17462847

>>17459767
Trade more. 10% of a mil is 10k. Also real estate for passive income. Idk about stocks, but after the crash, I want to buy whatever the fck has the best dividends.

So on and so forth. Want to set up many sources of passive income. Rich people dont have to do real jobs. I dont want to either. Fuck them for thinking only they are entitled to that life

>> No.17462851

>>17459767
Buy high quality rope and neck myself

>> No.17462854

>>17459767
Buy shitcoins

>> No.17462882

>>17459767
buy 100 apartments and rent them

>> No.17462899

>>17459767
H... HEROIN AND HAITIAN HOOKERS

>> No.17463434

>>17459767
all in XRP

>> No.17463636

>>17459767
he cute