/biz/ - Business & Finance

BUY HIGH SELL LOW

I sold, you should too.

hit resistance and rejected. no worries, consolidate and push again soon. like i said before, we clear 1.25 and we have room to make moves.

SNSS is the last hope

Okay this is bad.

Tick tock...

I warned you

TRIPS DECIDES THE FLOOR TODAY

why isnt it recovering

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY STOCKRINOS!!!!!!!! I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO JUMP BACK UP 8% TODAY BECAUSE IT WENT DOWN THAT MUCH OVER THE LAST WEEK. WHO COULD HAVE SAW THIS COMING?

>>17450470
DUDE JUST BUY THE DIP MAN LoL ITS ON SALE 1% TODAY

lmao
bulltraps for days

>>17450469
you know you can profit on the downturn by buying inverse ETFs, right?

>>17450444
FREE MARTIN SHKRELI
I NEED HIS PHARMACEUTICAL STOCK PICKS

>>17450477
0

>>17450477
26,750

One last shake down by market makers. Catch you off guard and grab your bags when you panic.

>>17450477
trips already decided in op.
the verdict: should have been out 35 minutes ago

kek /smg/ man
On days like this you remind me of the bike race threads on /sp/ for mountain stages. Take that as a compliment.
CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

>Literally every fucking major country in the world is China's bitch.
>Surprised the market takes a hit when China is dying.
Relax, retards. Unless you expect Corona to last for over 2 years, it's just a tiny hiccup in the long term.

>>17450477
S&P to 3000

>>17450444
First for


FUCK FORD

Did you miss me?

I wonder if trump will literally explode if he can't pump the market this week

>Buy DowJones KnockOut Warrants for shorting
>Limit is at 27600
>Enter my plane for a flight
>Land now
>Look at DOW
JESUS, I MISSED THAT LINE BY 20 POINTS
WHOEVER SOLD THERE SAVED MY AAS

Who thinks Trump will rally the market tonight?

Feels like I'm on a roller coaster that only goes down and the brakes aren't working.
Will it ever go up and how can I get off this ride?

>>17450477
Complete capitulation

its ogre

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

>DOW barely green
We shakin' out the weak hands! Thanks for the cheapies! Feels like I'm stealing at these prices!

>>17450508
That's what they get for ending the Focus ST

>>17450518
I hope Trump gets cannibalized by his lackeys for this.

stay out of stocks for a while

>>17450513
Bro can you just leave for ONE DAY?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE CANT GO 3 DAYS IN THE RED. THATS NOT FAIR. TRIPFAGS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BTFOD. WHAT THE HELL GUYS, WERE STILL FULL BULL MARKET. JUST KEEP BUYING THE DIP GUYS. WE'LL SHOW THEM HAHA, YEAH HAHA, SMART MONEY BUYING THE DIP HAHA.

>>17450477
floor is 27k, we literally won't break it.

>>17450477
24000

LOADED BACK INTO HEAVY PUTS

OTM

THANK YOU BULLS

>>17450538
filtered

The DROP BEGINS

>>17450444
>the last few moments of green
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

GOD DAMN IT

****

DAILY REMINDER TO GET SOME CORONATOKEN AND ACTUALLY PROFIT OF THIS VIRUS


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FLOOR IS 16K CHECK IT FAGGOTS

NOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN CALLERINOS! NOT THE BULLMARKETINOS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

TUMBLING DOWN

COME ON YOU MOTHERFUCKER CRASH CRASH CRASH DIE!!!!!!!

>>17450516
the real juicy thought that has me goin is what if bernie gets the nom, and there's a fucking financial crisis during the election.
literally the best case scenario for him where he'll be able to juxtapose his approach to Trumps, "no we're literally going to execute bankers," he'll say, as trump just stumbles over why that money needs to go to Israel.
that's what i'm hoping for, but then again i'm retarded and want to short the insurance market.

EVERYBODY PANIC

I honestly can't help but laugh, this is actually the end, we're actually witnessing a crash.

>>17450477
25,756

Thread theme: https://youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

Update I sold the amd because I'm a wet wipe and should not be allowed leverage

Minimum -.15% SP500 EOD

>>17450477
300 SPY

POMP EET

thread is maximum cancer right now
BWL.a to 15

Thanks bullbros. I was down 15% this morning but am back up 20%

Watch as the market greens on Friday +4% and causes a short squeeze next week.

>>17450477
700

nah heres the recovery

ok I think its stabilizing now. ..please god i can't take this anymore

>>17450538
kek

Fuck these swings are wild now. The good news is that my charts pick them all up and I'm going to be tremondously rich in the next few years.

SEEIN ME AND JULIO DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD

>>17450588
Bulltrap

you all have first USA confirmed cluster puts in place right?

>+0.4% in a second
goddamnit the jews are pumping it again

Wow this shit is really whipsawing around today

A double cat bounce, are they making cats out of fucking rubber these days!?!!?!?

fuck this im going to go get a real hobby

Good bear positions?

>>17450477
26000

>>17450603
Honestly my portfolio is a rollercoaster, nobody knows what the fuck to do, I'm seeing options swinging in and out of the money every 10 minutes.

first time trading options and i'm green.
turns out being able to hedge with a combination of puts and calls is pretty good.

PUMP THAT SHIT

Bulls EOD

For someone in for the long term in index funds, throw in some more money now or wait longer?

WTF ANONS YOU TOLD ME SNSS WAS CORONA PROOF. FUUUUUUUUUCCKKK

>>17450628
How do I start trading options? Robinhood?

ALL THE CHINKS ARE DEAD!!!! SELL AMD. WE CAN'T MAKE MORE CHIPS, THERE ARE NO MORE 10 YEAR OLDS AT WORK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MISTER BUY EVERY DIP NOOOOOOOOO

>>17450636
You'd be retarded to throw money into this market. It's over for a while because of the virus. It's literally getting worse every day, and Trump defunded the CDC.
Prepare NOW.

holy fug there is nothing beyond nyse
what a meme

>>17450636
It's getting worse.

>>17450636
Absolutely wait.

>>17450646
watch this unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

>>17450646
Go to my computer->Settings->Options

>SNSS back to $1
GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT FELLAS, HUNDRED DOLLARS MINIMUM

Holy shit its starting to pump buy this dip

>>17450643
IT IS LAD, RECOVERY GO

>>17450646
better question is how trade options in europe, cant find a good broker, IB would be possible but its such a hassle

****

DAILY REMINDER TO GET SOME CORONATOKEN AND ACTUALLY PROFIT OF THIS VIRUS

****

>>17450651
I hope that I don't die from this. Don't really care about pregnant women and children catching it. Just don't wanna die

oh shit are we going up or down????

How long will corona last is the question, one month? two? 6 ? h1n1 was what like 9 months?

>>17450651
Short CDC, long firearms.

BEARS INCOMING

SNSS looks toppy af. Not sure if I wanna hold for data

>>17450651
>Trump defunded the CDC
Considering they are more worried about gun control than contagious disease, it makes total sense.

>>17450646
long story short if you're BUYING to open options, whether calls or puts, your MAXIMUM LOSS is the premium you paid for you.
so you can short stuff and if you paid $20 for the contract, but it flies to the moon destroying the short, doesn't matter, you only lose the premium of $20.
same for calls.
buy to open a call option for a premium of $20, it crashes through the floor, lose only $20.

>>17450477
26k

>>17450696
PPTs finger's are getting tired, down EOD

Is this what it looks like when every human being sells and every government agency both official and unofficial buys?

>>17450636
wait and DCA in

Recessions and negative bond yields will not come to America. Got some TLT puts.

>>17450627
This is why trading indexes extremely short tf is a good idea (if you can do it, if you can't it's a terrible idea). Autistically putting all your eggs in one basket then watching the basket for the next 30 seconds then GONE.
You need good flow though, hopefully this volatility keeps up.

>>17450696
its worse than that...
SIDEWAYS

tread lightly

I'm going to eat a fucking crab

>>17450477
26.5k

Come on SNSS retards sell your shit I'm buying 50 and $1

>>17450700
peak infection is april first. it's never going away because it's just going to keep spreading around until everybody who will be infected will eventually catch it even years after the fact once people forgot about it.

Trusting the plan with my SAVA and GALT. I believe in savanon.

Don't fall for it you fools

>>17450477
26.300

>>17450704
>Considering they are more worried about gun control than contagious disease, it makes total sense.
No.
Creating models of gun violence as a public health concern is not the same as prioritizing it over infectious disease.

You’ve got too much /pol/ on the brain. Turn off the cable news for a minute and ask yourself why we’re not riddled with outbreaks and experiencing a surge of respiratory crises at hospitals.

BUY BUY BUY

>>17450743
at* $1

>>17450488
I'm doing it as we speak. I'm having a good time with FAZ. Considering QQQ as well.

Wtf bros... I just saw it, we were in the red... I THOUGHT IT WAS CRASHING, WTF IS THIS SHIT. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thinking of dumping my SNSS for more MRNA. Anons??

>>17450760
FUCK shorting banks after the yield curve whippydippy IS the move. God damn it I shoulda thoughtve that.
Well done.

>>17450753
Shut up you fucking faggot

>>17450477
26.5K

>>17450477
28.0k.

>>17450773
Come back in like an hour and a half.

>>17450612
Fed repo intervention

>>17450774
Good idea.

How low are we going? I don't think this correction is going to last long because oddly, I feel very optimistic about March. 31-32k is possible at the end of March.

This is the gouvernment pumping this shit, right? No way any sane personnis grabbing a knife that just fell 3% straight

EVERYONE GATHER AROUND WE NEED A PRAYER FOR THE MIGHTY PPT

This whole thing is going to blow the fuck up.

>>17450777
the prophecy

>>17450777
He has spoken

>>17450776
Nah but thanks for the (you) Mr. snowflake

>>17450777
Oh shit

>>17450777
>>17450777
>>17450777
>>17450777
kek has spoken

>>17450788

Imagine investing in imaginary points when in a few months you will be able to trade a can of spam for prime pussy.

Good read. https://moneymaven.io/mishtalk/economics/pandemic-bonds-were-designed-to-fail-and-they-just-did-RvbxWWaWLkiIcpS-1E-8Fw

>By far the riskier of the two bonds is "Class B," which sold $95 million in bonds (compared to $225 million for the less risky "Class A," explained above). For Class B, if the disease crosses an international border and if there are at least 20 deaths in that second country, the investors' money will be paid to developing countries dealing with the outbreak.

>>17450777
sounds reasonable

Is it going down? Who the fuck is buying? Virus is fucking everywhere.

>>17450777
Winner

fyi china is under reporting by 35x new cases based off a slip up.

>>17450777
will eat my dick if this is true.

>>17450753
>Oh no, another outbreak in gun violence among African Americans, only banning them will solve this problem.

>>>/lgbt/

>>17450777
WE'RE GOING DOWN
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

Hope you bought that dip. Futures climbing

>>17450801
>Person
Lol

>>17450777
26.6k, I don't think it will go lower than that from what I see in the current state of the market.

>government buys stonks with printed money
>government effectively steals from current owners to aquire businesses
>state owned economy
Is trump a socialist?

>>17450818
>Who the fuck is buying?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Working_Group_on_Financial_Markets

>>17450753
>Creating models of gun violence as a public health concern is not the same as prioritizing it over infectious disease.
You'd be right if that was true. The CDC has become political like all useless federal orgs

>ask yourself why we’re not riddled with outbreaks and experiencing a surge of respiratory crises at hospitals.
Effective first world medical controls at the state and municipal levels?

Been looking for a company to get the double wammy during corono histaria. Is Disney a buy right now? Shit is in the pooper. I feel confident is Disneys media but I think their parks and merch and shit could become losing assets.

BILIBILI MAKING 52 WEEK HIGHS
WHAT THE FUCK ITS UNSTOPPABLE

>>17450838
>he bought ze dip

Bear trap? what the fuck

>>17450643
It is, it's just not stop-loss raid proof

>>17450849
nothing is a buy you fucking idiot

>>17450801
In the name of Allah, the most beneficent, the most merciful, I pray for a recession

>>17450798
Saw some market profile fag here yesterday. He would tell you about Other Time Frame Participants. The biggest reversals are just a hammer on the weekly charts.
There's always somebody sitting and waiting.

friendly reminder to take a look at BIMI.
could be nothing.
could be something.
probably nothing.

>>17450563
>i'm retarded and want to short the insurance market.
you truly are retarded

>>17450849
>Is Disney a buy right now?
I'd wait until they finger Iger's replacement

>>17450847
>Effective first world medical controls at the state and municipal levels?
I’ve got my doubts.
But I don’t have an inside guy at the CDC

>>17450849
I wouldn't touch Disney for longterm investment
They mostly brought old franchises and slaughtered them, not a good future perspective and shows how the company works

>>17450798
>No way any sane personnis grabbing a knife that just fell 3% straight
This is why you'll die poor.

Phillips infers that the simplest way for the Working Group to intervene in market plunges would be through buying stock market index futures contracts, either in cooperation with major banks or through trading desks at the U.S. Treasury or Federal Reserve

>why are futures green every night

AWOOOOOOGA AWOOOOOOGA IT'S GOING DOWN AND UP DOWN AND UP WE CAN'T STOP WINNING CRABCREW

>BGS

wew good thing didn't hop on snss

>>17450889
It's got a one dollar floor, absolutely refuses to pass it.

>>17450694
Bat soup has never been cheaper. The virus was actually armadillo based. Buy and STOCKPILE! BAT MEAT IS AN ABSOLUTE STEAL RIGHT NOW!

>>17450880
if bernie gets the nom and polls anywhere close to 50% shit will dip.
if he wins it will dip constantly his entire term as they keep attempting to pass homocidal bills and republicans keep drumming up apocalyptic visions only to have the bill die and the apocalypse not be realized.
perfect fear cycle honestly

>>17450885
How much money did you lose thursday till tuesday?

>>17450886
Based info provider

>>17450887
Crabbing is really the maximally optimal strategy.

>>17450886
really informative thanks buddy

>>17450888
Price?

>>17450909
Literally zero, I haven't sold.

>>17450675
Guide me through it. How do I buy Chineses stock. They are the future after all. Undes apps?

SECOND DEAD CAT BOUNCE OVER
SECOND DEAD CAT BOUNCE OVER

>there are anons here that actually bought the dip

>>17450947
what is your unrealized P/L?

>>17450888
Based getter dubsman pose fuckdoll

>>17450951
>How do I buy Chineses stock
You need to change the language to chinese first.

>>17450884
Im also worried their films will lose steam as nostalgia mines run dry this year as their marvel line up sucks ass and soibois start getting older. The ceo stepping down said he wanted to focus on the creative side of Disney but I don't know if its too late. My hope is that they see Spiderverse and realise they can tap into animated Marvel films like crazy.

>>17450937
dunno

>>17450888

>>17450904
SOPA DE BATO UMA DELICIA

>>17450953
wasnt me i swear

Central banks don't even have to buy to move forex markets. They don't even have to pick up the phone. If they do pick up the phone they ask for a quote. That does the job for a while. It's not hard to imagine ppt doing the same.

>>17450951
Go to search and find WINDOWS folder. Search system 32 and delete it. This may or may not remove the super hacker script wall Microsoft puts on your computer and give you insider market trading privileges.

I SAAWWWWWWW
I SAAWWWWWWW DIIIIIIIIPPPSSSSS
AND IIIIIIIIIII
AND IIIIIIIII
IIIIIII STARTED TO DIG WITHINNNNNNNNn

>>17450976
ALERTA DE BATO ALERTA DE BATO

>>17450970
Fr, at least for me live action capshit got old years ago.
Spiderverse was the first animated movie in forever that wasnt uggo cg trash.

>>17450951
Alt+F4

>>17450976
SOPA DE MORCEGO
UMA DELICIA

>>17450970
Bro they’ll just remake every disney movie, removing the crusty old bland white folks in favor of vibrant brown princesses who don’t need no man. It’s failproof.

>>17450989
This also may or may not give you access to trading with Bill Gates himself. But really, what do I know.

>>17451019
EEEEEEEEEU SOU BRASILEIRO COM MUITO ORGULHO COM MUITO AMOOOOOOOR

I will not look at the market for a week.
At this point we are just gambling. Might drop another 3% and shoot up 2% the next day. Or the other way around. Or crab.

kek this is mayhem
swings are smaller but they are horribly fast

>>17450951
just buy SPY apparently China owns USA and any unrest in China is felt by US companies.

Should I just close out of my puts on pfe and ford, already lost like 35%

Bulltraps

This market is fucking insane man, I have never seen swings like this before.

>>17450947
I have. So I have more money to buy blue chip dips later

Justttt a litttttlle more....

Hahaha y'all niggas use logic when investing (gambling)?

I took 20 minutes looking at last thread and went all in on April calls.

Will it work? Who the fuck knows? Market is all RNG anyway lmao, imagine trying to game a system with as many bots in it as the Stock Market, literally just put ur money in and hope RNGesus hits you.

man this SNSS long call is gonna be a sharp rock for the next few weeks lmao

>>17451070
this is what recovery looks like,

>>17450516
my dad thinks investors are holding their money until they see what happens in november. i think he was implying a major market drop of bernie wins.

should we be selling our stocks on halloween, bros?

>>17450900
whats the ceiling though. ill probably hop on by EOD

>SNSS falling again
COME TO ME MY CHEAPIES

>>17451115
unlimited upside potential

Fucking boomers man, just die already

>>17451080

LITERALLY NO BOTTOM

>>17451115
Ceiling? There's no ceiling where we're going.

>>17451104
If Trump loses it will go down.

>>17451102
You'll get your due soon, tripfaggot. We bear now.

ready for the post lunch rally?

>>17451104
Q1 and Q2 earnings should be drops too with regards to China. Effects of this will likely be felt in the US. Also the numbers are climbing still for the virus so if you see an outbreak on US soil, forget the election.

>>17451080
based

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOOOO COCKY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17451142
The bottom is a myth, the only bottom is suicide.

Feels like this wants to crater, as crazy as it is there's been relative order, no real death spikes.

>>17451102
a tripfag with a fitting name

>>17451070
buy the bottom of each swing and make thousands overnight.

>>17451038
callate indio qliao

>>17451173
I don't got the balls for that I'm really not a short-term investor. Every time I try to make a play like that I get burned.

You guys are upset about back to back 1k Dow losses. Meanwhile in Wuhan https://youtu.be/Zp3jH6iYrnw

Trump needs to fire this fucking FDA.

>>17450976
Call me crazy but you'll see me in fortune 500 articles eventaully. The North Carolina man who has been stockpiling bats in his garage for 3 years.

They are practically giving bats away at this price. I just bought 3 caves worth for 2k and now I am buying an abandoned warehouse in Detroit to stockpile them. I now own 5000 pounds of live bats. Mounds of guano gains.

>HE BOUGHT THE DIP

>DJI on the decline again
This is the most exciting day all week.

>>17451195
it's fake, we're all fine.
t. wuhan resident

>>17451218
How cheap is Wuhan real estate right now?

>>17451218
theres actual people on here who prefer chink gook eyed women over white women. absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>17451218
why do Chanks lie about literally everything? is it cultural?

TMDX bros we are doomed. Also any of you guys gonna jump in I?

ONTX TO $10

>>17451251
last i read, some chinese builder was offering 25% discounts

FUCKING DROP ALREADY I WANT MORE BOBO GAINS AAAAAAAAAAAA

>crab market
>do thousands of transactions
>daily balance 0.12$
Nice.

>>17451260
>TMDX bros we are doomed.
Y?

>>17451251
That would be the dip of the year.

GILD

>>17451279
This disease is going to damage the transplant market. All of our viable lungs are going to be gone if it becomes a global pandemic.

>>17451174
Cala boca puto

Chevron sent home 300 from Canary Wharf btw. One guy went skiing in Italy and....
Not clear if he has it yet but the 300 are gone.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO PFIZER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS JUST LET IT DROP NOOOOOOO BEARBROS WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17451281
For now

>>17451251
the incident in wuhan has literally no effect on real estate prices

>>17451296
given covid19s assault on the lungs I wouldn't be surprised if survivors have fibrosis afterwards. means higher demand for lungs.

>>17451195
what the fuck

>>17451305
wait what?
Is the tragic doggo PFE doing well today?

>>17451322
Ignorant and dumb pilled.

>>17450909
>>17450957
You day traders are some of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.
>just time the market bro
Yeah that's why 99% of day traders lose money in the long term. The only solution is buy shares of companies/sectors/indexes you've researched and then buy more when they go on sale and only sell when the long term thesis changes and a dip ain't that. I will laugh at all of you broke dummies next year with your $853 Webull screenshots. Kill yourselves zoomer filth

Germany's health minister says the country is at the start of an epidemic, urges local officials to prepare for a pandemic - Welt

Basically a stream of cases all over the world streaming in constantly.

Are we bulls? Bears? Anything?
What is happening?

aye i think we are back boys

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>17451367
Its almost as if you can't trust the Chicoms with anything.

Anyone know what Cramer Club is buying today?

Looks like they opened a position in AVGO and bought more of 2 others

>>17451364
Unimaginably patrician.

t. fellow buy and hold master race

>>17451195
Spoopy.

>>17451390
Game theory indicates they want to infect the world. Would use intelligence assets to spread globally.

>CODX

>>17451104
>m-muh daddy said
Who gives a fuck?

>>17451370
this slow down will cause a ripple effect for next couple months

>>17451370
DJI barely able to get up 0.5% is not healthy.

fun fact: Influenza also originates from China. It originated in the guts of waterfowl they kept as food.

what index funds do i buy when this is all over

>>17451428
Great, now doctors are going to nag me to get two shots every fucking year. Thanks gooks.

>>17450959
>>17450989
>>17451018
>>17451064
I asked my friend on WhatsApp he said windows options are not stock options. He makes 8000 a month on Forex. He said im retard and don't invest with Corona virus, but I know Alibaba will be big. Please help.

>>17451388
>haha bro, consumer spending will fall and lots of companies will lose loaoodds of money dude. But dividends will always stay the same dude and even though your stock price falls 10x dividend annual payout, you stilllll get a dividend dude hahaa. Nice

>>17451450
You mean "which index funds should I short"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGyX3-GeSZ0&feature=emb_title

White house is live

>>17451450
TQQQ, UPRO, FNGU, SOXL, TECL

>>17451450
SOXL

>>17451428
Chinkoids also gave us the plague

How does MFC manage to shit the bed every day so fucking hard? Just go back up already so I can make my extremely easy 24 Call (on TSX).

>>17451460
so I buy more shares when the stock falls, stock regains and goes to new highs and ii'm locked in at a higher dividend yield for eternity.

stay mad

>>17451409
I love it
I'm disappointed I didn't buy RCL puts though

going red again

>>17451364
imagine keeping up with world news, knowing whats going on, realizing were going into at the very least a mild recession that could turn into a large one and then lacking the required braincells to sell your positions to realize your gains before you lose them all in the next 1-2 years. it baffles my mind how retarded some of you are. but i applaud your ability to be so stupid knowing so much.

Let's go red gang. Let's go bear gang.


But honestly, does anyone know where this is heading?

>>17451471
>the indian guy working for WHO says china is providing good info
>congress says the opposite
who do I believe

>>17451195
That's horrifying

does this mean i can buy more cheapies soon?

>>17450477
30k

>>17451460
Youre a fucking idiot my man, stable companies keep their dividends, some of the dividend aristocrats have been growing their divvie every year for 50 years, the crash in the 80s, dot com crash and 2008.

>>17451525
people have been saying since 2015

just buy the dips and you always come out on top

>>17451536
the somali nigger of WHO is known in the past to hide outbreaks of viruses.

>>17451536
Definitely not the WHO faggots. They are bought and paid for by China.

>>17451534
today will be bull's last desperate attempt to keep it going, then it crashes again tomorrow. they know if it crashes a third time they'll be no stopping it so they're doing what they can now

>>17451534
No fucking idea
I am 100% cash rn. Not gonna play that game here.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17451195
?????

>>17451536
It's incredibly false information from China on magnitudes of 10-50x for cases and deaths

>>17450777
based

>>17451502
Another guy that hasn't connected the dots or run the numerical projections on the effects of current events.
>yeah bro, my way is right only because it hasn't failed YET. Might be a 3-6 year turnaround, but haha bro I could have claimed profits and bought low but no. My balls are steel bro and I held on. I may have missed over 15% in profits dude but muh balls

>>17451493
also true

Again these tards that buy ym after a 50 point push up. I'd love to meet these people.

>Go bull
>It drops back
>Go bear
>It hops up
>Go spread
>DOW literally at 0%
Ok

WTF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BULLBROS IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO COCKY

DOWN
>DOWN
DOWN
>DOWN
DOWN
>DOWN
DOWN
>DOWN
DOWN
>DOWN

>>17451606
BUY THE DIP BULLBRO LOL THIS IS A BULL MARKET NOT BEAR

>>17451534
Expect 2-3% minimum per month. QE and dumb bulls may try and float it but this ship has holes and the US has 21.2% of imports from China and 7.4% of exports to China. Some companies are VERY dependant on Chinese manufacturing. Now they're gonna have to go with pricier suppliers, due to less supplier availability and higher demand upon suppliers, and so on and so forth. This means company margins are affected and some may even go negative. Consumer spending goes down and so on and so forth.

>>17451571
Same, except for a little bit that I have sitting in XRP like some sort of fucking idiot

Again these tards that sell ym after a 60 point push down

Bulls and tripfags absolutely and unequivocally BTFO today

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

How in god's name has SPCE not crash landed yet? Are redditors still pumping it?

>>17451604
>going bull at the top and bear at the bottom
This is the opposite of what you have to do.

>>17451551
>>17451388
>Dividends are your fren
>Just Buy the Dip™

HOW CAN ONE POSTER BE SO BASED?!

*Reminder* - letting the taxman steal your gains because you want to try to time the market is generally ill-advised

Reply to this prayer with "Amen" so God can look over us Bears.

Dear Lord,

Please guide our puts in this time of need. Deliver us from wage slavery through our dedication of shorting dinosaur companies like Ford Motors and Coke-a-Cola. Watch over us as we realize our gains. Deliver us not unto the eternal boomer and their wicked ways for their ponzi schemes have caused this in the first place. Our praise unto you o Lord.

Amen.

>>17451420
thats why I moved to Utilities, energy, and senior care REIT's

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

UH OH

>>17451658
Not me. Just generally how I feel looking at the market

>>17451679
>new US case.png
PFFFT

>>17451679
Not taking this bait bruv

>>17451660
Unless your funds are in a retirement account and you're shifting things around

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

>markets green
>bull btfo
What did he mean by this?

>>17451679
OH MY GOD SELL EVERYTHING RUN TO THE BUNKERS AAAAAAAA

>>17451679
Stalin vírus
Bottom text

APHA?

They LITERALLY won't let the DOW go below +0.20, it wants too so bad

I could've bought SNSS when it was $0.40 but didn't. Is it still okay to buy or is it too late?

>>17450444
ayone buy the dip on sale? i fucking wish i had more money, people are going to make a lot of money on this today

someone make a new already

>>17451679
>County of Georgia
Oh FU--
>*Country*
Ah....

China is so powerful. It'd be a shame.

>>17451667
Amen

>>17451714
Give it another half hour tripfaggot CCP shill

>>17451669
not a bad idea.. i was going to shift to food, medication and ciggs like MO .... fucking used to have a lot of NVAX at 4 and sold because I got tired of holding then this shit happens

>>17451720
Gotta have a positive story after those losses

>>17451712
sure sure there's always an unless
but the timing note still applies

>>17451536
the guy running WHO is literally a corrupt african sihthole communist leader who appointed the genocidal dictator mugabe as his head of public relations, of course hes going to kiss chinas ass

>>17451746
Calling someone who invests in stocks the shill of a “communist” party, truly a /biz/ moment

>>17451667
Based.

>>17451714
Markets still on steady, slight decline.

>>17451724
I bought at .49 and just bought more today.

I put $1,000 in on friday lol. I 'averaged down' $500 more on monday and tuesday. I've got $12,000 invested atm and I'm currently ..

14.02% up on my initial investments ... but 11.13% down from my all time high in dec.

Oh well. I'm still holding. Part of me believes that if this gets going and keeps going I might be bag holding for a long long time and I could have cashed out and put the money elsewhere while I was still 'green'.

BUT I don't give a shit really. 12k is still in the realm of fuck around money. The S&P was 2,600 when I started fucking about sooo ... ask me about my regrets when we are at that level.

Fuck I wish I was able to bypass pdt

>>17451752
walmart is unironically a good play.

Did you guys know that Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus (Director of WHO) succeeded Dr Margaret Chan, a Chinese-Canadian Citizen?
Now I will let you know, and I want to make this abundantly clear, THAT I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING and am not INSINUATING ANYTHING.

But this could in part be why the WHO was so eager to deepthroat china's throbbing cock when the coronavirus was a breaking story.
COULD, emphasis on could. Still researching right now so hold on.

>bears and bulls getting mad at other people for disagreeing

That's the entire reason the stock market exists so you can trade based on differences in price opinion.

If everyone agreed there would be zero volatility and zero trade reward.

>>17450748
There is a chance galt will be delayed again, depending on circumstances, so do that with caution. I am holding though, till the end

*vwap blocks ur path*

>>17451790
Depends on how much their product suppliers are exposed to China. Might be a few % loss due to shifting margins and availability issues.

The Fed printing money for this has long term effects too. Money seems to just be flowing up generally so we'll see a few years from now.

>>17451806
then dividends truly would be our only friend.

*TING TING TING*

*ahem*

Good afternoon, everyone! I saw we were green this morning and took a break for a bit -- however I am VERY excited to see our progress!

Thank you to all of you who bought today, to help complete the "dead cat" portion of this market. And thank you to all who are selling, and making us extremely profitable.

I'd like to propose a toast to Corona chan and the debt bubble. Cheers!

>>17451855
BASED

>>17451855
76% chance we end up in -.15% today minimum.

Why isn't /smg/ on the cover of Bloomberg?

>>17451822
look fren
>>17451073

>>17451822
I'm holding too but if they don't address funding pretty soon then they are going to $1.50 or less. They dicked around for way too long and just as they are getting started there is an oncoming global pandemic. They should sell the company for $5 a share.

Divergence between XOP and SPY. This is like a giant spring being compressed ready to explode.

>HE THOUGHT THE GREATEST AND LONGEST BEAR MARKET WAS OVER IN 2 DAYS

>>17451855
The US government is not going to allow it to go red today
They NEED a positive story here

>>17451867
we haven't bent the knee to King Michael.

Yet.

>>17451855
*APPLAUSE*
BEAUTIFUL, THANK YOU SIR!
*APPLAUSE CONTINUES*

OH GOD OH FUCK IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOM

>>17451855
Jesus it's about time we've been waiting all fucking day

WHO DID THAT?

>>17451867
We generally don't make absurd YOLO bets so we don't get much attention.

>>17451867
They have to write for their target audience. Don't worry, /smg/ will eventually make it to the cover of "prepping and shelter building" magazine

where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
>where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
>where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
>where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
>where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
>where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
>where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
where the fuck is the new bread!?!?
>where the fuck is the new bread!?!?

>>17451885
Oh fuck it went red. Sub 27k INC

IT'S RED AGAIN OH NO NO NO AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHA

>>17451885
DOW and S&P red rn

Here we GOOOOO!!!

well well well, what have we here?

OMG 27k has been breeched again! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

There is going to be a massive gold sell-off tomorrow.

it has begun

>>17451906
>he doesn't know the onions ink magazines are printed on will make you gay so no self-respecting survivalist nut will touch it

Damn what just happened

SUPPORT BROKEN
>SUPPORT BROKEN
SUPPORT BROKEN
>SUPPORT BROKEN
SUPPORT BROKEN
>SUPPORT BROKEN
SUPPORT BROKEN
>SUPPORT BROKEN

ITS GOING BACK DOWN ABORT ABORT

>>17450455
Classic/biz/ never change

*INHALE*

*TAKE ONE LAST SIP OF AIR*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17451937
some one's stop fishing.

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

MFW

Bump

Instant -100

Well it didn't like that vwap at all.
H1 support needs to keep holding here or the reeeing will really start.

>>17451935
Curses, foiled again
> also forgot that the mailman is secretly working for the government to spy on you each day when he looks through your window.

>2-27000 is the floor guise...

IT BEGINS

>>17451974
>B-BUY THE D-D-DIP

>>17451970
The mailman literally works for the government though

kek
ru roh

I bought puts in LUV if I wana makee it

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR SHIT TRADES IM A FUCKING RETARD THIS IS A JOKE

told you about that cross bro

>Nice market you got there, twerp. Too bad it's MINE NOW

Ripperonies bullbronies.

wait was all that action this morning just bears taking profits? is this a new wave of shorts piling in? somebody trap them right now.

>>17451987
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUST BUY THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY BUY ORDER TRIGGERED

I NOW OWN ONE SHARE OF MICROSOFT!!!

COMPUTERS?!? WHAT .THE FUCK WAS I THINKING?!?!?!?

if the market is struggling to rebound after a large 2-day loss streak, what does that say about the future? Looks pretty bleak out there right now and it's probably gonna get worse.

it wasn't supposed to end like this

>>17451927
HA HA HA HA HA FUCK YOU.

>>17451801
its because hes a communist party member

>>17451928
What's your thesis, breh?

Super bump

>>17452032
fuck you too

>>17452024
Thank god. Honestly that my automakers short play was fucked. Today was not fun.

>>17451882
this is our chance to sell out for cash be quiet

>>17452024
the market is still in denial

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I THOUGHT IT SAID COUNTY NOT COUNTRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS IS EMBARRASING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BILL GATES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME FUGGGGGGG

I KIND OF WANT TO BUY SOME LOCKHEEDMARTIN, VISA, AND MASTERCARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I tried to warn you about that bull trap bros

Damn.... Should've bought AMRN puts

What is the cheapest stock you own? Price per stock

Haha see you at the bottom.

SURELY THIS IS THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BUY THE DIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

new thread

>>17452108
>>17452108
>>17452108

New bread?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AT WHAT PRICE IS AMAZON BUYABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>17450753
>gun violence concerns Center for Disease Control
>/pol/ watches cable tv
Lmaoooo

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