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I JUST FOUND AN OLD BITCOIN WALLET! My uncle Moshe died awhile ago, and today my aunt called me up and asked me to come over and clean out his room. He had an old laptop and guess what was on it. I remember him talking about some internet shekels thing but I had no idea he had Bitcoin. I'm fucking rich. I'm ecstatic. I'm so happy and feeling generous so just post your address and I will definitely send you some. We are all gonna make it bros. I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

>> No.17425643

>>17425628
165jkN6WmLWkHACTNyHzmYR9omJxmvHw5A

congrats basedbro

>> No.17425645
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17425645

>recent transactions 2013
>ui from 1980s

>> No.17425646

>one trillion dollars

hmmmm

>> No.17425650

>>17425628
Gotta charge my cellphone will be back with that timestamped picture

>> No.17425655

>>17425628
Fake and gay.

>> No.17425657

>>17425645
you don't remember core in the early days clearly

glad you and your aunt reconnected OP :)

great thread, i hope someone is able to come through for you

>> No.17425664
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17425664

Sir do the BIG needful and donate 10% of that money to charity sir.

>> No.17425702

Based!

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>> No.17425718

>>17425628
fake. there's a program to generate fake transactions or faux own coins without being able to control the actual coins.

>> No.17425730

nice, now do your job you lucky son of a bitch
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>> No.17425736

>>17425628
I will bite, many thanks if you’re being serious

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>> No.17425740
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17425740

1PNdxTfWcX6zjcMxv5w9tBHhiN8kHjfr6A

pay up, faggot

>> No.17425746

So many newfags

>> No.17425753

>>17425628

1Dk5JjJY1P3YKQ9dUMTb8mZF8ksZMJRRs2

>> No.17425754

enjoy the good life man

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>> No.17425755

>>17425746
it'll only get worse fren

>> No.17425764

>>17425740
BASED

>> No.17425767

>>17425740
Based

>> No.17425795

Just in case this is real
17PaMk4nD5vnsmxw5XvcTgGUwYdF3v9459

>> No.17425799

>>17425740
Absolutely based

>> No.17425809

>>17425764
>>17425767
>>17425799
it was full before i stuck it in
mmmmmm minty

>> No.17425810

>>17425740
>Grandpa, how did you get all that money back in the day?

>> No.17425813

>>17425740
Basted and breaded

>> No.17425816

>>17425628
PLEASE GIVE ME SOME SIRS

>> No.17425818

>>17425740
her parents
>what do you do for a living?
you
>

>> No.17425836

>>17425810
>>17425818
These posts imply that the anon will get paid

>> No.17425842

>this wallet contains almost 1% of all existing Bitcoins
Yea, no.

>> No.17425843

Alright OP i dont even have a wallet but ill stick anything up my ass for 10 of them coinies

>> No.17425846

this thread is the epitome of newfag redditor honeypot

>> No.17425847

>>17425818
>>17425810
fucking lol'd so fuckin loud.

>>17425628
Gratz Anon. The world is a better place now. Bless you all and Bless Moshe

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>> No.17425874

Oldfag here I remember this larp

>> No.17425878

>>17425628

Thank you and good luck sir
1N1nTjZAW4pcTxhVALnvChDUk81ncxQpEL

>> No.17425888

>>17425846
This

>>17425878
>good luck sir

kys your self

>> No.17425911

>>17425628
bc1q3thjwtsu52v0czpy5ttt3h65c2cewwkfel9cgs
thank you based moshe!
And thank you anon ;)
Enjoy your lambo and whores, save some for those of us who haven't made it yet!

>> No.17425919

>>17425628
Don't forget me OP

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>> No.17425924

so many newfags holy fuck

>> No.17425928

I remember uncle moshe!! I did art with him back in grade 6
bc1qpgkee3ypv6hkve5qjr8ne93u6lp87k2g0ng7jh

>> No.17425946

>>17425924
this lol

>> No.17425972

3N3uZxnbvtDWPf5SaUK5v4EeCVHczh64w2

anon i will take 144335.40453652 btc

>> No.17425985

>>17425628
Old larp. Fake news.

>> No.17426000

he's my good 'ol batchmate in taekwando back days. ahh nostalgic it is.

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>> No.17426011

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>> No.17426016
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17426016

Uncle Moshe is RIP, lets all insert something in honor of Unc Mosh

>> No.17426048

classic pasta dabbing on /nubiz/

>> No.17426077

>>17425946
>>17425740
>2020

>> No.17426087
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17426087

anyone replying to this shit thread is a retard except me

>> No.17426112

69SEX420BLaZeitBRO777SeNd69nuDEZplXtY69420

>> No.17426140

19oFTP4Q43cYy88gq8ye4DffPsLctNMqT7

thanks anon!

>> No.17426145
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17426145

Based OP getting all these newfags permanently banned lmao xDDDD

>> No.17426151

>>17425740
>stuck a toothpaste tube up his ass for an old copypasta
big oof and some cringe too

>> No.17426152

>>17425740
FUCK i was 30 mins too late

>> No.17426157

>>17426145
If only that were true

>> No.17426175
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17426175

>>17425740
based

>> No.17426176

>>17426145
>believes the jannies on /biz/ will do anything
They are probably posting their BTC addresses and shoving toothpaste up their asses

>> No.17426187

>>17425628
98% sure this is bullshit but if not...

bc1q6y5qk529ehpjnzcqn4ksyh3n6pywghgs0k4t6l

if youre not lying OP god bless your soul.

>> No.17426219

>>17425746
We need these tards though, they provide the liquidity we need to sell. Also you have to admit its funny when they get so emotional about a bit of price movement.

>> No.17426242

>They don't know

>> No.17426303
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17426303

The number of newfags in this thread is kinda bullish

>> No.17426307
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17426307

WE HAVE WON

>> No.17426340

Classic thread to check up on the amount of newfags.

>> No.17426345

>>17425628
>>17425740
>>>/pol/245224801

Hi OP

>> No.17426464

>>17425628
Thank you and dogbless.

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>> No.17426615

>>17425628
So many newfags falling for this ancient pasta, we are truly about to enter into a bull market.

>> No.17426624

>>17425628
Old larp, only newfags fall for it.

>> No.17426641

>>17425740
op must be dying of laugher.

>> No.17426653
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17426653

holy fuck i didn't know there were so many newfags on this board

>> No.17426677
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17426677

>>17425628
Pay up kike
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>> No.17426732

>>17425740
Goddammit lol you got played hard nigga

>> No.17426749

I will keep funds safu

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>> No.17426750

i don't expect anything, and sorry for begin greedy.

3AfwQ7TnUgieVW9eeCWZQ7LCg2WVKotxPN
and jannies, dont ban me please:)

>> No.17426758

this thread is unironically bullish, dumb newfag money is coming

>> No.17426766

Newfag purge inbound lmao

>> No.17426773

>>17426677
>/pol/
What is the context of this picture?

>> No.17426795

>>17426758
>>17426766
>Dumb money entering the market is bullish
Yeah, remember that time they came in and nearly pushed BTC to 20k?

>> No.17426805

1BBqpD9fBXbHA5JEBqdkiuFXHyfDjseNpU

thanks bro. this would help me and my family alot

>> No.17426807

>>17426758
People gettin scared of the stock market. may they dump and then pump crypto

>> No.17426873

>>17425628
Look at all the newfags who don't know this is a larp/pasta from 2017. Moshe was a nice touch though and you should have went with the sharpe instead. Someone actually did the sharpie in the pooper back in the day

>> No.17427047

nice way to troll for wallets to tie to IP addresses, good stuff falling for fed shenanigans goys!

>> No.17427089

>>17425628
Havent seen this pasta in a whilr

>> No.17427164

>>17426873
>Look at all the newfags who don't know this is a larp/pasta from 2017

LIAR! why would somebody lie on the internet?

>> No.17427171

I pity those who don't believe. life is about taking risks. sometimes you win sometimes you lose

>> No.17427225

so much degeneracy swirling around crypto. this thread shows it very well.

>>17426176
so true.

>> No.17427248

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>> No.17427261

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>> No.17427281

>not adding bitmex address
>not gonna make it

>> No.17427312

Tbd I've never seen this pasta before but holy shit the amount of retards falling for this made my morning. Also how can you see IP addresses if you're not a jannie or gookmoot?

>> No.17427322

>>17425628
claim the bcash, bsv and all the other random forks before moving a single coin.

>> No.17427334
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>>17425628
confirmed for 2nd richest address.
https://bitinfocharts.com/top-100-richest-bitcoin-addresses.html

>> No.17427343

I remember this pasta...

>> No.17427393

0x160348E1486B0253E5352539b4AdF1028d91d21b

Thank you fren, congratulations.

>> No.17427394
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17427394

>>17425740
Include me in the screen capture

>> No.17427447

14PKUNG9RR3D55wCZYNK2gMpKWSpocvrcx

If you are serious, fucking pay for my student loans please

>> No.17427455

13ddPpx9afd3xqvsfbizPraUfMTBzzvEtE

3njoy th3 futur3

>> No.17427462

>>17425645
It's a QT wallet how New are you

>> No.17427468

>>17426795
yeah it was glorious. there's still way less dumb newfag money in this market than in summer 2017 when btc was below $2k by the way so we got a long way to go

>> No.17427474

>>17425924
Bullish

>> No.17427483
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>>17425628
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why do I do this even though I know its fake

>> No.17427507
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17427507

If this is real, congrats anon. Enjoy your new life.
I am poor just half a bitcoin could change my life. It would mean so much.

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>> No.17427569
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17427569

>>17425628
I want to believe, maybe I will receive some satoshis:
1KwrusepJqchh94aMx7XM3Kro3NLY9Rau9

>> No.17427581

>>17427507
Newfag

>> No.17427590

>>17427581
newfag

>> No.17427591

haaha.. stories like this makes me buy more alts with great prospect of doing well in the future. tachyon is great bet .

>> No.17427604

>>17427591
What a generic ass shill post

>> No.17427620

Congrats anon

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>> No.17427677

>>17426758
>bunch of poorfags begging for money and taking pictures of things in their asshole is bullish

>> No.17427729

1L8rXgvBDZ1WWDYcnfErNQgcwXJvnKsGCk anything you can spare would be a great help pal, I really would appreciate it. Happy for you man!

>> No.17427731

>>17425740
https://www.blockchain.com/btc/address/1PNdxTfWcX6zjcMxv5w9tBHhiN8kHjfr6A

Well if this is real he certainly has not received any yet

>> No.17427774
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17427774

>>17425628
Do the needful sirs. Im dying for a new laptop but im a poorfag

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>> No.17427807

>>17425628
Congrats bro,
even some small amounts would be great, I went through some really rough times

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>> No.17427818

>>17425628
347wvw22hzyP57gGUwgN42b1WSBKXKnsfc
Thanks for helping others make it

>> No.17427850

>>17427774
Άντε γαμησου βρωμιαρη

>> No.17427851

>>17425628
larp af, there is no account with this balance, kys faggot

>> No.17427860

>>17425628
Fuck all you newfag redit trash. Nigger faggot heeb cocksuckers you have to go back.

>> No.17427866
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17427866

>>17425740
Based af.
Include me in the screencap

>> No.17427873

>>17425628
Wow holy shit, what are you going to do now? Too young to retire? Spare some coins
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>> No.17427874

>>17427851
kys newfag and don't ever come back here

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>>17425628
>A fucking trillionaire
Kek, sure faggot

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17427914

>>17425740

>> No.17428111

make it rain brah
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>> No.17428121

>>17425740
Based

>> No.17428136

>>17425628
>I will send 10 of these coins to the first person to stick a tube off toothpaste in their anus, timestamp it with a paper that says “G-d bless uncle moshe”

Lick my dick, kike. We're not your playthings.

>> No.17428171

>>17426303
Op got 2 of them to sodomize themselves with toothpaste tubes for an old copypasta. That's hella bullish.
>>17426677
>>17425740
Have some self respect you lolcow homos.