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Hello friends have 2.4k link and a associates degree at age 25 not impressive but thinking of joining the military get the best score i can on asvab and finish my ba during my time enlisted while more importantly letting chain link moon in the course of 3-4 years. Any advice is appreciated.

>> No.17417036

>>17417018
Sir yes sir. I'll die for Israel sir! Huaah

>> No.17417043

Whatever you do don’t go to the army to be in the infantry(Fort Benning). I just got back two weeks ago from quitting basic training. They only let me go home because I lied and said I was a pacifist

>> No.17417078

>>17417043
What was negative about your experience that made you quit? Dont get me wrong im shooting for navy but I would join as infantry.

>> No.17417415

>>17417043
Why's you quit?

>> No.17417488

>>17417043
Why would you enlist in the first place if you were a pacifist

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>>17417018
I joined the Marine Corps and make soooooo much money with career experience in a profitable industry.

>> No.17417514

I'm in the military, time isn't passing any quicker while waiting for Link to moon.

I hate to say it but join the Air Force, or Coast guard. Much easier life than other branches.

But I swear to got if you go retarded and end up in my unit I will hit you. A lot.

>> No.17417531

>>17417043
You pussy-ass bitch. You should definitely kys. Weak fucking faggot. That's why you'll always be an incel.

>> No.17417546

>>17417488
Jesus, he's a lying coward piece of shit.

>> No.17417557

>>17417018
is 29 too old to join chairforce or national guard? I am not real interested in sitting in a bunker in the middle east.

>> No.17417580

>>17417018
Buy XRP and join the Marine Corps.

>> No.17417622

Age is 36 to join reserve or national guard.

>> No.17417643

>>17417078
>>17417415
Basic itself is easy, the pay is just really shit. At Fort Benning, you basically worked from 5 AM - 8 PM everyday(excluding Sunday) for about $50 a day essentially. I was making way more money back home so I quit
>>17417488
I’m not a Pacifist brainlet. I only said that so they would send me home after I refused to train
>>17417531
Kek I’m a pussy because I make more money outside the army? I was unironically one of the more fit/buffer guys in my unit you faggit. Stfu if you never served

>> No.17417647

>>17417580
Stop, you can only get so retarded.

>> No.17417696

>>17417643
I know you're not a pacifist dipshit, my point was that your excuse doesn't even make sense
No one signs voluntarily to potentially commit violence and then halfway through remembers that they don't believe in violence

>> No.17417736

>>17417643
the millitary is for rejects go who cant make it in the real world. Smart people who join leave, you are a smart person

>> No.17417748

>>17417580
The ultimate good goy

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>>17417643
yeah pretty cringe man. once you get past basic you get to play vidya all day where you're stationed off of tax payer dollars. and you get to stay in shape, shoot guns, and do field work.

>> No.17418653

>>17417557
Really? thought the cutoff was 35.