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Fuck tripfags

>>17414811
DUBS ON A DOUBLE EDITION AS KO HITS 59!!!
WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!?!?!?!?!?

I have a few thousand in cash left. What should I yolo in?

KO at 59.
Buy now or forever hold your peace.

MSFT 190 3/20 calls. l8r kids

Dubs and down another 500 tomorrow.

>>17414811
I bought the dip... and it continued to dip.....

STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING

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Threadly reminder, this is a NOTHING TACO

SELL MOTHERFUCKERS I WANT TO GET IN CHEAP AS FUCK

>>17414830
Beans, bullets, band-aids

LCI to sixty billion dollary doos.

>>17414830
Put it all in GORO

>>17414830
strippers and cocaine

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17414815

Based

>>17414841
>day 23 onwards

fucking scary

>when the market is doing its thing

BUY GOLD
BUY GOLD
BUY GOLD
BUY GOLD

Strong double bottom at Dow 28000 let's see if it can break 28100

>>17414836
Jokes on you fggt, I sold 2 weeks ago.

optimism is here. cheapies everywhere. BUY BUY BUY.

Remember this is nothing and there’s 40B of repo overnight kek

>OGI
WHY THE FUCK IS A WEED STOCK GOING DOWN
FUCK

oof, rough day. at least we have our gfs to take our minds off things, right guys?

>>17414830
Jesus you fucking retard

Buy equal parts BTC ETH LINK. Put it on a hardware wallet and FUCKING DON’T LOOK AT IT FOR 2-3 YEARS

Don’t put your last bit in the stock market only to have this be the literal actual top and lose the rest kek

>Dump it

>>17414830

Unironically lci

>>17414841
Kek how many schizos has that webm made go off the fucking edge lmao

CRM before earnings this week
last chance at gains for a while

>>17414840

>Corona will not avoid Austria

Can confirm, we're fucked ... and knowing our "authorities" this will end in complete anarchy.

LOOK, THE PRIME MINISTER OF SLOVAKIA, PETER PELLEGRINI IS FINE
NOTHING TO HIDE, NOTHING TO FEAR

https://spectator.sme.sk/c/22333130/pm-pellegrini-taken-to-hospital.html

I fucked up with PTON's IV on my options. It was sky high on Friday leading up to the lockup period ending today. Completely dropped today as shares are opening up. My timing was bad. Should have sold to open instead of bought to open. Both my positions are being eaten alive.

Buy AG before it shoots up, scrubs

>NQ just 3.80% away from my first entry on long term investment
Shit is getting real

12% gains on SQQQ
Silver up
LCI up

Who else having a good day :)

aaaaaaaand we are back! adamantium nano tube titanium support for DOW@28000

Hahah... today was fun to watch.

Sorry to those who lost money, it made feel a better though.

>The real profit is the friendships we made along the way.

>>17414897
Keep in mind this is the same faggot who said we'd finish the day green

>>17414928
Isn't the lock up expiring on 03/24?

cashed out the SPY puts i bought friday... LCI doing good

LCI to $60

>>17414945
Well I'll be! Looks like we're all bulls again, right frens?

>>17414936
It hasn't even begun.
Great recession 2 gang

>panic
>genuinely angry shitposting
>Marx anon is back trying to get everyone to convert to Communism
Red days are the best

you will regret selling 2 weeks from now, mark my words.

>tfw you hit that limit order just right

>>17414972
I closed my position on INTC and I don't regret it.
Even without the Coronavirus scare AMD is kicking their butts.

Today was a good day lads
VXX
JNUG
GDX
GLD
SLV
SQQQ

>>17414962
It was today. Check their report. March would be when they have to go into blackout before earnings so they moved it back. The volume went crazy. Truth be told I have no idea where this volume is coming from and why they are buying.

AMDCHADS WHERE YOU AT?

>>17414972
I'm not selling, I'm buying.

>>17414977
bag hold for 10 years idgaf. media panic was last week. this is results from missing shipments

>>17414832
Rolling for 1000

Can't believe Exxon Mobil is going to be at 11 years low this week, might be able to get it at 6 percent dividend yield. We are living in the glory days boys!

My hands are iron. I havent even considered for one second to sell. I never have and never will.

>>17414964
Nice LARP. Funny how you never post your trades when you make them, only after they play out

>>17415005
You think they won't have more missing shipments?

>>17415003
thank you for your sacrifice

>>17414832
Dubs and the market recovers by friday

>>17415009
1500

>>17414998
Right here

>>17414991

My Nigga, I got

SLV
LCI
GLD
SQQQ
MO
DUK

>>17415022
OH NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!

How will OGI do in a recession/global pandemic?

>>17414998
BOUGHT IN TODAY LETS GO

>>17414815

God damn my KO leap is getting murdered it's only down 1.8% people come on

>>17415033
ask the weedfags, it cures everything even corona-virus.

>>17415022
god i hope but highly unlikely

>>17414993
If it makes major moves in either direction in March, I should recover. The good news is the IV is terminally low right now, but all it takes is a handful of small events or a major event to cause it to go crazy and I will recover.

I'm all in on Uber, how mad am I lads?

>>17415014
>Funny how you never post your trades when you make them
I didn't know I had to... also... i'm pretty sure i mentioned it in the thread friday..............

>>17415060
You're insane if serious. That company is going to run out of money long before autonomous cars can save them. Godspeed anon

Buy GOLD and GLD puts 3 months out. Once fear subsides people will return to regular markets. Literally free money, I did this with Iran and multiple other events in recent years.

>>17415060
When did you get in?

>>17414811
AGHHHHH TELL ME WHY U SHOULDNT BUY PUTS ON PLASTICS RIGHT NOW

>>17415022
Great Depression 2 confirmed happening tomorrow.

That's it boys, Coronavirus is cancelled. There's definitely not going to be any more news about it that will tank the market again. We're safe.

>>17415079
>>17415014
also.. pretty damn fucking sure everyone knows i'm in LCI...............

>>17415060
You went full retard

>>17415087
you HSOULD

>>17415088
>checked
fuck here it comes

NOOOOOO STOP SELLING

>>17414832
roll for big fat red week

bought into spce

Best case scenario, Dow close Friday 20000

>>17414993
That's strange, people should be selling this garbage stock. I closed my long put like a week ago on this garbage stock but I gambled based on it just being a bad unprofitable high-cost no moat "tech" enterprise. They also had a competitor annoucement today. Really amusing to see it not fall today of all days.

>Dow is down almost 1000 points on daily

Dis gud time to bye rite guis??

*ahem*

mic check.. 1. 2. 3. mic check 1. 2. 3.

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>>17415123
Best case scenario we lynch you by 4pm this afternoon

>>17415142
buy low sell high

>>17415143
At least i'm not as fucked as people who put their hope in crypto

>>17414832
oooooooooh yaaaaaaaa

haha, silly coke.
you're supposed to STAY at 59

In two minutes everything will crash.

>>17414998
should i buy in today or wait a few days?

I can't sell right now. My positioning feels good.

This dip feels different than the last one. I exited a lot of short positioning then.

>>17415102
But you've never shown your position with LCI. And no, you didnt mention puts on friday, you never do, its always after you've already "cashed out". Its pretty obvious by now how full of shit you are

>>17415141
The biggest indicator for me is that there was a huge increase in volume. What I imagine happened is that people were covering their shorts, creating buying pressure at open which led us to a %5 gain. If I am right, a large amount of short coverage is over and we will see it crab - slip down over the rest of the day.

>>17415027

Yikes

>Market "dips" on thursday
>People buy in
>Market dips on friday
>People buy in
>Market turbo dips again
>People again happy about all those "cheapies"
This is not over

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>17415210
what do you do when you run out of money to buy the dips

>>17415210
that would be pretty sweet
DCA into some discounts bois
SCHD is down, always a good time to grab that

>>17415210
I know it's not, but please let the rebound whenever it comes be fucking insane.

>>17415189
Yeah when I was choosing between a put and short selling the loan fee was really high. Last time I checked it was at like 60% for my broker. I'd assume a lot of people would want to cover.

pretty sure my net worth is going to take a $10K-$15K hit today

>>17415223
you use some of the rainy day fund.

WE DID IT BEARS!

>>17415142
If it's going to entirely crash and burn (which I doubt), it will happen after 3:30, when circuit breakers must be turned off.

A lot of people will be wondering if they dare stay in until tomorrow morning.

>>17415210

>>17415170
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

VIX isn't breaking 25. Buy calls while the bears are sleeping.

>>17414900
Because there is a pandemic currently of a virus that attacks the lungs.

>>17415175
>But you've never shown your position with LCI.
if you weren't such a newfag you'd know that i have before

>And no, you didnt mention puts on friday
pretty sure i did.. and nobody responded...

really don't give a shit if you believe me or not you salty poorfag

>>17415243
NOOOO 28K IS STRONG SUPPORT

>>17415244
3:50 will be a tell tell sign. Mass selling is going on at lunch.

>>17415243
excellent, the plan is moving forward. The meme of the Xi Jinping is even a bear. We have seeded the minds for the total collapse of China.

>>17415223
a lot of people learned about the dangers of the bull trap back in 2008.

And you're right, which is why it's so dangerous. In 90/100 times, buying on the dip winds up being the right decision. But when you get suckered in to the 10/100 times, you wind up burning up all your cash and then you're trapped underwater for months/years.

Will Gold break 1700?

(y/n)

I don't understand the objective of bears.
So a bull waits for his moment buys a stock, waits, sells high
The bear sees a stock, hopes for it to crash..it crashes...he keeps waiting for it to crash harder because muh bear market.
Where the fuck is the profit?

-1,100

>>17415237
It was %80 before lockup expiry. However, My Broker has not updated the floating shares. Shares outstanding still is what it was on Friday. Perhaps this is going to be in stages or at end of the day. I do not know how that is controlled. It would explain why it gained so massively. Lots of short covering on very little float. If this was done on all the shares I imagine it would not have reflected a huge gain. Please feel free to correct me if I am mistaken at all

so where do i buy bear ETFs as an anglo?

>>17415283
Buying the "dip" or the "rise" is fine if you are long term and putting into solid companies.

Let's stop giving short term advice unless you are comfortable with high-risk plays. 95% of people should not buy the dip or buy the rise, but just invest when they have money available.

For degenerate gamblers this doesn't feel like a good moment to buy.

>>17414830
Lol post your portfolio

so how many months until msft hits 200?

>>17415265
>you salty poorfag
Nice projection. Its very obvious by now that your just a basement dwelling NEET playing pretend

>>17415288
you act like there is some fucking coordinated effort. So whiny...its literally panic. just panic.

Your assets are losing value, so you sell. that creates downward pressure.

Friendly Reminder that all you need is 10-20 good uncorrelated stocks and 20 years to make it.

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>>17415309

Buying is always fine as long as it’s a solid company or options.

>>17415210
it'll go back up
any second now
annnnnnyyyyy second now

>>17415027
>what's a stop loss guys?

>>17415285
N
reminder goldbugs always make meager profits because they never sell

>>17415288
The bear profits when he wakes up in spring and sees all the stuff didn't own, but he sold in September is now worth less than when he started hibernating, so he just buys it to cover his debt. Bears are awesome.

RED RED RED IM CRYING RED

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!

>>17415288
what is
>short selling
>buying puts
>selling calls

You fell for the bull vs bear meme, rookie. The real battle is between investors and speculators.

>>17415309
this. just DCA. less stressful.

WARNING
BY FRIDAY CLOSE THERE WILL BE A 5 DIGIT POINT LOSS ON THE DOW

So how many trillions of dollars of wealth have evaporated so far today?

>>17415347
kill yourself tripfag

You were warned weeks ago. But you didn't listen.

Please tell me some of you are holding SPCE? I want to laugh tomorrow

It's gonna be green tomorrow you retards, we will be oversold and it's not going to go negative 2 days in a row unless coronachan suddenly spreads massively over europe in the next day.

EVERYTHING IS RED AAAAAAAAAA

>>17415327
and $10k

>>17415327
>investing 10k in 2001 would net 2.25m today

so who is it that's manipulating the market on global scale now behind the scenes?

why does people getting sick and killing off already weak members of society, probably not in work force, weaken companies in relative value to other investment targets?

STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING

>>17414811
Those puts finally doing something

>>17415143
Based and AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHpilled

>>17415362
If its green, my KO leaps will recover. If it's not, i'll make some sqqq gains. I'm not going all in one way or the other

>>17415361
yes why?

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
IT ALL COMES
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWWNNNN

>>17415327
Nice quality post thanks.

>my SNSS calls are largely intact today

topkek

>>17415374
no :^)

>>17415310
Don’t laugh...

I love today

>>17415288
You have never watched live order flow in ES have you. Muh stocks is the kiddy game.

btw guys in 2007-2008 stonks dropped 30-50%
this is nothing

Just bought the dip


See ya later retards

>>17415372

Jews how is that even a question

>>17415359
Stop posting this larp

>>17415371
and 2100 a month, I assu

Now Italians just decide to die just to fuck with my portfolio? And at the very moment the market seems to rebound a little another one timely dies? How the fuck do they do it.

>>17415388
hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahaahahaha

>>17415388
Holy..

>not straddling gold right now
Literally perfect opportunity if you weren't all brainlets.

>>17415401
>larp
HAHAHAHAHA

>>17415407
Pasta la vista baby.

>>17415368
>>17415371
even with 1k as long as you max out your 401k and IRA you will make it in 20 years

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>>17415362
>it's not going to go negative two days in a row
we're negative three days in a row, friend

>>17415356
The same amount of imaginary currency that never existed to begin with.

>>17415427
>>17415327
nice link retard

If nothing has changed with the companies you owned other than coronavirus fears: BUY. THE. DIP. Don't panic sell. You'll thank me in 5 years.

>>17415388

>>17415388

jesus christ

Stocucks deserve everything they get. My silver only goes up and it can never go to zero.

>>17415388
infected by WSB stupidity

>>17415362
Imagine being this stupid

>>17415388
>options
You deserve all of this.

>>17415443
Define dip
Define timeframe of '''''''''''''''dip;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

>>17415446
wtf is that gif

>>17415388

Based bull

>>17415082
>mfw I have 300+ free GOLD stocks from employee buy
>mfw my free stocks are 22k CAD and climbing.

>tfw bought some shares of AMD
Should I wait until E3 to sell? I don’t mind waiting.

>>17415468
options are the only thing that made me $ today
>up $400 on RH
>down over 4,000 everywhere else.

Please help a poor stupid idiot out anons. I sold out of everything and my poor ass only has 80 bucks. What move can i make with this paltry sum once it clears in a couple days? Please anons you're my only hope.

>>17415444
literally who lmao

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My “buy the dip” limit order triggered!

And yet, just this morning Cramer said something or other about this being still the time to sell stocks not buy. He might be right, too!

>>17415388
dude

>>17415427
damn. how do I set this up as a leaf?
right now im investing through my tfsa, so I don't know if this is possible.

WHEN I SAY IT'S
YOU SAY OVER
IT'S

>>17415486
Hand in a resume at McDonalds. If you already have a job, then work on your time off.

>>17415470
dollar cost average until it starts going back up again. then continue to dollar cost average until you retire.

Red today, tomorrow green again nearly recovering all the losses.

What was the point of today's sell off? Nothing achieved back to where we were tomorrow. The pointlessness annoys me.

>>17415309
I get that, which is why I said that in 90/100 cases buying the dip is a good idea.

But at the same time, the "safe companies" argument only works as long as they remain safe.

An example of this would be Fannie/Freddie back in 2008. At the time, people thought (reasonably I think) that there was nothing safer than a GSE backed up by the US treasury. They were wrong.

The same could also be said for Enron. They were the darling of the market, and were doing everything right... up until the moment we found out that they were cooking the books all along.

My point being... what makes a company (or an exchange) "safe" today is not what makes it "safe" tomorrow. When you consider the high number of companies who sold their souls to China for cheap production; and then consider what has happened to their production in the last 2 months; and then consider their reliance on easy credit; and finally consider how many of them have toxic balance sheets; you begin to realize that "safe" is a very difficult thing to calculate.

>>17415505
time to buy the dip faggot.

>>17415468
>shares
I’m not gay enough for those. But have at it!

>>17415480
wait until you have a profit you are comfortable with
unless you think the company will crash and not recover

>>17415486
suck dicks for cash

up almost 40% what i started with for the year
cant wait for tomorrow when vol start dropping

>>17415486
you need capital or this is a waste of time.

one of my Bowl America buy wall just melted, pretty good stuff
Now gonna DCA into shorting Vix

>>17415507
You're the best.

>>17414879
I'm sure that Corona-chan will infect all human beings on Earth and cull the weakest 5% of the global population. Eat healthy, fix your sleep habits and don't be an old man and you will be fine. Probably.

>>17415508
Dont listen to him.
Yolo the cash you have now and buy wheneber you have spare dosh.
Never sell.

>>17415105
WHICH ONES

>>17415513
>this is fine

>>17415492
>just this morning Cramer said something or other about this being still the time to sell stocks not buy.
I thought he said "i dont know, no one knows, and no one should pretend they do" and basically said nothing & was a total waste of time

FUCK THIS FUCKING MONTH

>TAXES RUINED ME
>TOOTH EXTRACTION WITHOUT DENTAL INSURANCE DOUBLE FUCKED ME
>RENT DUE NEXT WEEK
>ABSOLUTE FUCKING BLOODBATH TODAY
>STILL NEED TO BUY WEED

but i did buy more stocks today so i could hate myself even more

>>17415388
Kek, you defrauded a bank for this?

>>17415514
While this mostly true, I think Enron is a bit more skeptical of an example because, while they were definitely a market darling, they literally didn’t do anything. Educated investors would have been wary of such an investment—it’s like investing in Tesla which, eventually, is going under, despite looking good market-wise

>>17415554
THE ONE THAT WILL MAKE YOU MONEY
ITS THAT SIMPLE
i should write a book and do presentations

>>17415331
You don't lose until you sell and AMD is on the way back up once this chink virus stops

>>17415535
No fucking shit. But if I tell the old lady I turned $350 into $80 she's gonna beat me again.

>>17415504
not sure what leaf laws are, look up if you guys have an IRA; in America we can invest up to 6k annual tax free in it.
For the self managed 401k it is around 19k max a year but it is taxed.

>>17415559
It is though. It's happened a couple of couple times during the coronavirus saga.

STOP BOBO STOP!!!!

ORANGE BAD MAN DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's over bros.

>>17415513
China fucked up this weekend

Reminder that this is why outsourcing literally fucking everything is a bad idea.

>>17415548
60%-ish

>>17415504
here you go leaf fren

https://www.canada.ca/en/financial-consumer-agency/services/retirement-planning/comparing-savings-options.html

>>17415583
TMDX could get that man some new lungs piece of cake.

>>17415508
just dollar cost average bro then wait ten years lol it will go back up again

>>17415584
i guess tfsa is the equivalent, $6k deposit
im also an idiot that doesnt even know how taxes work. won't it count as taxable income if you're turning 1k into 1mil?

>>17415564
sorry to hear that man.. but when it rains.. it pours.. next month will probably be better for you

>>17415612
how about you outsource this dick in that ass

>>17415513
>tomorrow green again
According to what? Futures are absolutely shit right now and they're only getting worse.

>>17415568
Tesla has a valuable brand and technology of obvious worth. It's just overpriced right now but not going to 0.

>>17415583
Fucking based

>>17415565
I called the bank that day and they refunded my money with no fees. Also they blocked Robinhood from accessing my account in the future lol

BUY PREFERRED SHARES TODAY
NOT COMMON SHARES

Get on my level of degeneracy. Its at 4.5k now.

3 contracts purchased on Thursday. Bought another 2 this morning at $325ish.

>>17415626
not the IRA
the portion that is in the 401k will be taxed as long term capital gains.

>>17415258
I don't see the connection here.

How to go broke:

Pretend that the Dow will end the week above 20000

Looking to buy some sub $2 stocks. Any recommendations?

FUCKING KEK are people buying this mistaking it for ZM?

>>17415652
>forgot pic

>>17415663
MSFT in a few days

>>17415615
so should i split up 1k in my tfsa like the portfolio links suggest?

>>17415662
You're dreaming. There's zero chance of the dow dropping another 7000 points this week.

>>17415564
>TAXES RUINED ME
Didnt you know it was coming & had money put aside?
>TOOTH EXTRACTION WITHOUT DENTAL INSURANCE DOUBLE FUCKED ME
Thats like $200, that really "double fucked" you?
>RENT DUE NEXT WEEK
Same as every month
>ABSOLUTE FUCKING BLOODBATH TODAY
This will look like nothing in a couple weeks/months
>STILL NEED TO BUY WEED
Literally the cheapest drug

What a drama queen

lol what should I buy while everything is on sale? MSFT? CRSP?

>>17415668
hey nice

>>17415256
heh..

>>17415641
Who knows. The company has never made an annual profit. While going to 0 is maybe an exaggeration, it’s far from a ‘safe’ investment despite appearing so (in this sense it’s similar to Enron, which you could argue also had a valuable brand).

>>17415668
Glorious, anon.

what do I do /biz/?

I literally have no strategy but to buy stocks of companies who have products I use, or companies that I work for use

Invest in what I know (tech) but that's a single sector - what's some shit I can pickup today

>>17414848
Unironically this

>>17415564
Are you retarded?

WE

ARE

BACK

>>17415612
Also migrants carry diseases and we should keep them the fuck out.

bull trap or are we going back up? Dubs decides.

Comfy in gold miners right now

>>17415583
now this would be kino, all european leaders getting COOFED

IV in PTON options rising. Big block of volume in the morning, slowly dwindling into afternoon. This is confirming my thoughts. Will hold positions and monitor further.

>>17415629
thanks dude, i'm hoping so

>>17415693
lol i just hate needlessly spending money on bullshit

>>17415720
probably, i bought today. teach me to be smart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

reminder to listen to Brocoli man

>>17415563
Well I haven’t READ the article, BUT...

Reminder that all the fraud, cooked books and overinflated products only start coming out in a crash when the where's my fucking money starts.

ACTIVATE LIQUIDITY TOOL

>>17415741
Stop buying shit you don't have the money for, dipshit.
And quit your shitty weed habit.

>>17415715
>diversifying when you have peasant money
>buying any amount of BTC less than 0.1
scratch that
>buying any amount of BTC

Buy GORO calls

>>17415612
Seriously though fuck China, why does a totalitarian government that’s been covering up this coronavirus shit get so much power over the economy?

why do people lose ~95% when stocks are like 4-5% down?

>>17415564
I am >>17415715, help me invest the rest of my account and I'll cashapp you enough for a half zip if you need it broski

foreal

>>17415728
The dow just bounced 20 pts ahead of 2 std of the VWAP so you wouldn't want to sell it here. Who the fuck knows if it sticks.

>>17415761
when the world sold their soul for cheap production
> surprise, they will wind up with neither their soul or their cheap production

CRAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIINNNNNN

PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT PPT

I SUMMON THEE

>>17415759
Up 80% on GORO so far. Will sell at $10

>down a tiny microscopic bit less than the indices today
heh
nothing personnel, kid

>>17415771
Because we became degenerate gamblers who bought options

>>17415745
I was talking about him on Squawk Box this morning, my bad

>>17415780
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

I miss shitty amvs on early youtube

>>17415771
its called options you fucking retard. and you're a pussy boomer if you don't have any. buy puts on AMD/APPL and when it drops -5 % tomorrow you'll be up +300%

>>17415668
Good Job, but remember your risk right now is way too high for a long term consistency.

Coronavirus is no big deal!

>>17415795
lol I think they're already here

YANG GANGGGG


SKRRRRTTTT

>>17415816
Nah you’re good I haven’t listened to that yet but I doubt it’ll be all that insightful.

He’s been warning about this for weeks though. I expect him to take a victory lap.

AG

(all green today btw)

>>17415846
Cramer gets so much insider info though.

>>17415744
This is so good!
>mentions bernanke
Uh oh....
>make sure to tell everyone else to buy the dip
Well now I see why Ratsu is permabull?
Sheeeeeeit

>>17415159
That's Ebola-chan!

lol its so fucking obvious that there's gonna be an after hours dump tonight. Imagine actually buying today.

>>17415855
Cramer is too much of a star fucker. If a CEO gives him access, he'll carry their water even after the bucket drains empty.

He spends so much time painting a rosy picture of both individual companies and the market as a whole, he doesn't even see the dangers until they bite him in the ass.

I would trust Rick Santelli first, because he has to live in the real world every day.

This should be a lesson to you muh dip fags. If something one percent as bad as ebolochan ever crawls out of China and spreads like this you'll be dollar cost averaging like champs.

>>17415912
show all six ursine mammaries or GTFO

>>17415846
How could you not see this coming.

bears are just bitter weakhanded shortsellers

>>17415918
bears have a tough window ahead though. Making the flip is the other half of the equation and just as hard as timing the dip.

>>17415926

>>17415825
crazy. But this is basically betting

>>17415904
road to SPY 350 begins right here bros

Spce buy before or after earning? Give me a reason i wont get fucked by you another time biz fucks

>>17415958
Never gamble into earnings.

>>17415744
>Try to make the woman sound smart.
>Everything she says is retarded.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17415939
No doubt, probably harder and every fucking level down is support. But blind optimism is what you see here and one day it will kill.

>>17414841
Great graphic

>>17415958
After earnings. If the earnings are good, SPCE will continue to go up. Sure, you might miss out on a jump, but its better to jump on a bull run than it is to fall down a bear slide.

>>17415944
The correct term is speculation. And it's the opposite of investing.

spce earnings = bull trap
screencap this post

>>17415976

Gonna put 2500 on BYND and 2500 on PLNT. Both are having earnings this week and there's one thing I love doing its gambling on earnings.

>>17415927
I’m not shocked that it caught up to the market, though didn’t exactly think it’d suddenly tank it today

>>17415976
oops

NEW NERW NEW NEW

>>17416009

>>17416009

>>17416009

>>17416009

>>17416009

>>17416009

>>17415993
AMRN earnings TODAY
buybuybuy

>>17414841
now multiply the coronavirus numbers by 50 because china lies out of their ass

videos:
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jdKs1pANIu7B-sn4YjuF_R3PN2QN6I9q
http://mega.nz/#F!CBl3layZ!MN9GmHWTbtYFMbeksyOIpQ

SPY MOONING
AAAAAAAAAHAHHAHA

>>17414942
very good day here.
puts puts and more puts

>>17415583
fake his twitter says its a hoax

>>17415034
mad lad. AMD will drop below 38 by friday. that's the next level of resistance and it's going to break down past it.
it will hit 25 by mid march.
that's when you think about buying

>>17416193
bullshit, gonna be by 70 in 2 days

>>17415189
i was thinking the same thing. should drop another 250 by close.
PPT will stay away.
they're going to allow a 10% drop with established repos before they even think about significant support

>>17415216
my goal is to buy a healthy chunk of some generously yielding dividend stock once the correction completes its grim and devastating tasks

When is the last time the S&P dropped 3+% in 1 day?

>>17415244
yup. they're eyeing the line at 28,000. no upward impulse. just a flatline. institutional selling to commence within the hour.
it's going down another 250 today

>>17414842
felling a 5 to 7 % pullback from top.

>>17415904
Fucking retarded chinks, way too early for this when the incubation period might be ~40 days

>>17415388
get what you can now. it's not getting better.

>>17415514
there literally is no safety right now.
new paradigm emerging.

cryptos will fall before they soar. buying opportuinty as soon as chinese get liquid and gush into crypto.

gold is maybe the only safe play...but who know. the world's largest buyer has been taken offline. if it spreads in india and indians are forced to liquidate the yellow metal, look out below. gold may drop to 1200. it's very hard to say right now.

sell everything.

>>17415486
Buy two nooses and give me one