/biz/ - Business & Finance

who here getting JUSTed right now?

how do I short? I need money to eat.

>>17410717
Should I load up on TSLA puts?

This is going back under breakeven again today

>>17410724
not so bad so far honestly.
after getting the suck and fuck from SPCE this is nothing

>>17410725
You can't eat money

>>17410734
Get fat(ter) while you can

>>17410717
Reminder that stonks only go up. What you are currently seeing is literally Jewish trickery.

>>17410717

I can only hope for the DOW to shed 3,000 - 4,000 points so I can finally break even on my short.

>>17410729
You misspelled calls. And yes! Always! 1000 is soon. Just a matter of which expiration.

>>17410740
Then why gold go up?

you americans better sell everything and buy gold

>>17410740
T Bag holder

Is it time to sell everything?

millionaire Redditors encourwging massive call buying gonna rot in hell

>>17410758
Yes, do it before second quarter earnings reports are released

>>17410740
cope

>>17410741
What term did you buy when??

Bought a bunch of shares of GILD and GORO and calls for SLV and SQQQ friday.

post your soundtrack for market open

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imp0BqHBxyQ

>>17410751
It’s called “fundamentals”

Central Banks can only print, they’ve painted themselves into a corner. You can’t fix all problems by papering over them.

>>17410740
Stocks don't go down, they only go on sale.

>>17410717
Whose buying what options today and why?

>No YOU have a gambling problem

>>17410725
SQQQ

blah blah blah, just take a vacation to some place nice like hong kong or seoul and come back in 3-4 weeks to buy the dip.

TFW no gold option in company 409k :(

>>17410758
Sell me cheapies

Hey I'm not gonna lie, I'm afraid. Like, really afraid.

Haha, just kidding. Nothing scares me.

AG going to 15

>>17410775

shorted DOW and S&P, buying SQQQ and such when the DOW was 25,000, need it to fall that far.

Keep buying

What happens when donald catches corona and a ton of other interesting viruses from poo aerosols in India today?

>>17410801
What did you use to short the S&P?
Just an index or what?

>>17410806
we just type f, and then swear in president pence.

>>17410800
that shit is seriously keeping me out of the fire right now.
only green position i have desu

>>17410793
Eunice yoon is the only reason is go to Beijing

>>17410793
>tripfag "humor"

SDGR still with dab potential unless germany cancels all indoor events or some shit

>>17410814
Type SQQQ into your stonks viewer

>>17410740
Mnuchin looks pretty goyish to me
That wife of his isn't jewish, is she?

>>17410830
kekkies that's quite the pick of CNBC women... not my top but she has a nice newslady voice

Is it time to buy NVDA yet with 10% down?

Mommy ARK lady says they're at least 2 years behind TSLA with autonomous...

>>17410823
If pence becomes president tsla will triple over night as will the energy sector

>>17410851
ain't that a pretty picture

>>17410814

Proshares ultrashort, probably like everyone else, just shorting the index

>MSFT pre market
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17410856
Oh, his family was jewish according to wikipedia

Also according to wikipedia, his wife is smoking hot and literally the most interesting thing about him

>>17410861
Hold off until you see how Coronavirus shakes out. It isn't going to go back up 10% in a day.

Just sold my Vanguard S&P index funds. Made 20% in a year. Starting to sweat because of Corona and the all time highs.

>>17410856
>Mnuchin looks pretty goyish to me
You aren't serious are you? Get your jewdar recalibrated.

alright, who's got the fattest red?
post that shit
mine's here >>17410731, really nothing exciting

>>17410892

Corona is just the thing that triggers the much needed pullback, and maybe a crash in big tech and meme stocks.

>>17410886
Goodpoint thankies!

But everyone, I mean EVERYONE wants to buy these stocks into weakness I think.
Same with MSFT.

>>17410896
My jewdar and gaydar are shot.
probably from growing up with a deeply closeted jewish-gay brother. Very into Rodgers and Hammerstein, Barbara Streisand, you know how it is. Always lighting candles where the family couldn't see him.

>>17410892
Uhhhh are you going to do need that money? Are you going to try to put it back into stocks?
You might be surprised how much you have to gain with that money to get to the same principal because taxes.

>>17410799
Based

>>17410751
Gold going up for priced in demand or actual demand. My guess is both as I also just pulled from the market and de-risked to some degree. Loaded up on PMs too.

>Never speculate
>Never call the top
I said I was going to hold VIX and silver over the weekend.
Don't do it you said.
It's ok, just my beer money I said.
Damn. Wish I yolo-ed that crazy one.

>>17410906

I was worrying anyway because of how high everything has risen. Now Corona appeared and its made me pussy out.

>>17410921

Tax free ISA.

Welp looks like im broke

Why did the fuckin gooks have to get sick

MY SPY CALLS

meanwhile, in a land flowing with milk and honey...

>>17410957
Those who want to get rich quick pay the price.

Better to be sure you're coming out on top than to make a dumb bet.

NOOO NOT THE HECKIN STONKERINOS!!

>>17410879
You might be stuck for a bit but fundamentally the company is good, they'll PROBABLY win the JEDI shit, and the M&A / antitrust shit is scary but hopefully directed at google, Azure is "good"

Its been way over bought but at the same time it's been a high quality stock with low China exposure safety play and I honestly don't know why that stopped

>>17410952
post account so i can see the big red

>>17410979
Yes agreed. We just gotta wait this madness out.

How do you decide what to buy on days like these? Everything on my watchlist is down 2-4% and I can't choose.

>>17410997
Just HODL nigger

>>17410970

you guys are worrying too much

the only things that will crash this fake and gay market are extremely bad news (asteroid scheduled for saturday, coronavirus very likely to be a near extinction event, etc), very good news (wages rising, end to the wars), or something like a heavy institutional belief that bernie sanders will win both the nomination and the presidency.

we arent there on any of that shit yet. everything else is an excuse to hype or an excuse to cut/print, and while the fed is low on ammo, it does still have some.. and the market knowing this in and of itself is ammo and a part of the gay op

stop being retarded, target the dip, and continue to buy the pet rock and the digital pet rock

fuckin amateurs

the one thing keeping me afloat are my LC calls..

>>17410997
Always MSFT. I'm considering dumping all my extra money into it.

*COCKADOODLEDOO*
Good morning fellow degenerate gamblers! What are you having for breakfast ?

>>17411013
i get boxes of kids cliff bars for free at work so 2 of those and a banana

>>17410717
going long on yang memes

Reminder if you’re not buying cheap ass SPY or SOXL shares today, you just aren’t gonna make it.

>>17411003
This called out the Italy happening before it happened. Consider your options.

hope you retards are ready. i know i am.

>>17411002
This is so much worse than “rock market go boom-boom” that it’s depressing.

Is it harder to make me laugh because I’m getting cynical, or are these new memes just shitty?
I think they’re just shitty...

>>17411013
1 20mg Adderall
1 Zero Carb Monster
500mg Testosterone Eth IM

>>17411037
>or are these new memes just shitty?
wojack memes are only funny if you're a newfag who hasn't seen them and their variants a billion times already. It's just lowest common denominator rage comic trash.

>>17411037
Some of them make me chuckle but they’re way overused. I think the difference is that the grugposting is light hearted but the s*yjaks are always posted in order to belittle or argue.

>>17411028
not doing anything too sexy.
just gonna market sell all positions, market buy onto APT, limit sell at $8, take a step back and have a look around.

>>17411013

Bacon and eggs like a true risk taking Chad

>>17411045
LOOK AT ME GUISE IM AN OLDFAG

>>17411041
Kek
Is the test e prescription or self-prescribed

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO F

SHOULD I SELL??

>>17410967
Coca cola will keep us alive during the depression

>>17411059
efg is a newfag meme too

thanks China!

>>17411013
4 scoops, a little Debbie and chest day

You?

>>17411062
It’s chinese bathtub chemicals, like a true /fit/izen.

>>17411064
why the fuck were you holding F?

>>17411051
Pretty solid argument.

You’re just running straight test?
No HCG?

>>17411075
Insane if true
I prefer Russian test drugs labeled with only a series of letters and numbers.

>>17411064
PRESS S FOR F

I JUST GOT MY ROBINHOOD CARD THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

Anyone holding oil stocks? I'm looking to jump on Exxon if we get a real pullback in the general market, shits already at 10 year lows, what ya think?

oof the one non-GILD, non-GOLD stock I have (PLNT) just dropped like 12%.

>>17411095
bears can't beat industrial mining in mexico

>>17411078
I fell for the divvy meme

>>17411111

>>17411021
He literally dropped out didn't he?
Dude's platform of transhumanism and tendies for all is like 150 years too soon

>tfw somehow up 3% today

>>17411115
oh shit, wasted on a shitcoin thread. that's sad

>>17411116
Even fucking Bernie is considered a massive party shakeup. DNC would commit mass suicide if they had to endorse Yang.

>>17411110
divvies are fine, but on F?
you know KO has divvies right?

>>17411105
the recession into a depression is literally just starting and you want to buy at first sign of blood? nigger pls lol

>>17411066
Nestlé, you're welcome.

>>17411085
Megadose HCG towards end, worked for me last time.

Looks like i'll be selling everything, market looking red because of covid-19 and it don't seems to be slowing down anytime soon

digits for F rally

Ahem, lunar cycles control market trends.

>>17411041
How are you controlling the acne? Test made me feel like a god but my skin went full akira on me

>>17411171
palindrome means by the dip

Day=saved

>>17411013
Brewing coffee right now, maybe some scrambled eggs later and some sardines with saltines

>>17411128
I'm no political analyst, but it didn't look like the party was Yang's biggest problem. People just didn't vote for him. He was shit at the debates. He just memed his MATH thing and UBI. This last part is just speculation, but since Yang lacked a strong stance on most issues, the DNC could probably have forced him to say basically whatever they needed him to as long as it didn't violate the freedom dividend and his identity as an asian man who likes math.
Yang held Yang back, it wasn't the DNC.

>>17411211
No because he didn't get to that point. But if he ever did, he would have been immediately kneecapped.

>>17411168
It’s on the decline

>>17411210

Who is down more than me today?

>>17411037
I know that feel.
Give it a year or two and you won't be able to find anything funny, fulfilling or fun. Everything will be a copy of a copy of a copy, a parody of a parody of a parody...there will be no warmth and no soul. Only emptyness and mundane shit. Your life will be a pale dream floating in black nothingness. Welcome to the end...Welcome to adult life.

>>17411226
>he doesn't create his own content

Why allow yourself to be so lazy?

>>17411210
Based sardines on crackers Chad what country are you in?
I feel like I'm the only person that buys them here in idaho

anyone buy vix puts when the index goes nuts like this?

>a trade of 300 fucking shares

>>17411223
Ill be down like 80%market open

Im all in on microsoft calls

>>17411211
Agreed his UBI sounded less like wanting to deal with automation and more like a bribe

>>17411013
Coffee with breakfast essentials added

>>17411221

>>17410717
buy the dip, buy the dip,
buy the dip, buy the dip,
buy the dip, buy the dip

IS SQQQ really the buy today? 10k anon reporting in.

>>17411281
Catch the wave

AG and GORO

>>17410565
>thank god im down 5% premarket & another 9% with SPCE. Also I prefer platinum over gold
What a clown

>>17411223
But it says you only lost two eurodollars and then europennies to 5 digits of significance?

>>17411251
US as well, Maine

The general sentiment in the thread makes it feel like we have accepted it will be pretty red today, anyone disagree?

>>17411288

It was the buy Friday, you are too late

>>17411299
Altria moon

Welp, got up extra early and filled the SQQQ orders I thought about all weekend. Now time to sit back and watch the markets burn to the ground.

God, when I was in prison I walked around with twenty thousand dollars shoved down my pants.
How the fuck did I get fucked out of my millions.

GILD IS FUCKING MOONING

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17410777
BASED GILEAD NUMBERS

ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BUY THE FEAR

EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD IS A FUCKING PUSSY

>>17411321
i can only hope i dont make the same mistake you did whatever it was

still masturbating till market open, gonna be a rough day

Anyone in on NNVC? Based nanobot virus terminator company looks pretty cool.

>>17411017
cliff bars make my shits STANK
>>17411041
is coffee good for you??
>>17411057
that's a true breakfast
>>17411074
havent ate yet but a 5 egg omelette with ground beef is on the menu
>>17411210
I need some more deenz I'm running low
>>17411277
yooo I havent had instant breakfast in years, jealous

Gilead's drug has shown no effectiveness in combating CV, i hope you retards realize.

>>17411337
NO NO NO

PLEASE NO

SIMULATION
1337

FUCK THIS SHIT
WHY ARE YOU MESSING ME WITH BAAL HADAD?

WE HAD A DEAL

IM RUINED

I should have went full bear on friday , what the hell was i thinking jesus christ

HOLY FUCK A SOMETHINGBURGER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>17411013
Coffee and scrambled eggs with a lotta butter, some fresh scallion from my garden, and some Old Bay-style spice mix.

>>17411245
b but I do

the future of viral tech is AI unironically, until it turns on us and creates a virus capable of exterminating 99% of human population.

>>17411354
source
explanation

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what the flying fuck is happening

EVERYTHING IS HITTING

I'm UP SOOO MUCH

>>17411353
You should try the zoomer bars they're pretty good

>>17411297
Are you really this much of a brainlet?

I took my margin and shorted TSLA at close friday KEK

MAD FUCKING MONEY

>feels hard hiding my powerlevel like this

>>17411245
you're on the trannysphere?

>>17411348
Godspeed anon may powerful gains and ejaculation come your way at market open

>>17411245
screenshotting reddit discords is content creation?

>>17411368
i read it via twitter, some study by the chinks released that early trials showed no signs of combating the virus. if i come across it ill post it again, do some research im sure you could find it i dont wanna go digging for it, got work to finish up rn.

I'm all in on triple leveraged index funds. It was nice knowing you guys.

>>17411013
bat soup

research
DD
Existing paradigms
traders

kekked

I have fully mastered this shit game

>>17411351
Nani the fuck? Good thing for humanity nano viruses are impossible

>>17411360
post positions

>PLNT went from 87 to 75 then back to 81.67

I gotta stop watching shit pre-market.

>>17411013
Fried tofu, onions protein drink, and white rice

>>17411297
in case this is not irony: in many european states the meanings of dots and commas in numbers are swapped.

>>17411393
you mean the aids drugs that I linked earlier? not GILD

Stop loss set

Trump better tweet something good fast

>>17411375
are you really this eurotistic?
>>17411398
let me know what the moon is like, mr. iron hands

>>17411416
Stop feeding the shitposters their (you)s

>>17411398
>>17411413
>PLNT went from 87 to 75 then back to 81.67
I don't think it's time to pink wojack just yet. The US is a different market from those Rest of World people. New York doesn't always follow them. Often, it's the other way around.

>>17411226
You know the only reason why this website sucks these days is because zoomer faggots don't make OC like us 30 year old boomer chads back in the day, right?

I am going to blow my fucking wad buying SOXL today. I am so excited.

how the fuck are some of you retards buying stocks right now. im actually dumbfounded someone can be so dumb to take on risk for no reward. even if we see a green bounce, this shit is headed straight 6 feet under. half the export world is currently on shutdown, yet you retards are 'hurr durr buy the dip', going to be so many rekt retards by next month its going to be funny. sit in cash and wait on it, thats how you make money when theres sell offs across sectors and people are unsure what the fuck is going on. the markets know more than you do. these people are directly entangled in supply chains, you think theyre not selling off right now on your dumbass buying the dip?

I'm hungry. What should I eat

>AMD dropping a whole 'nother dollar since the last time I looked

honestly, I'm okay with buying shit today even if the next two days are red because all of these stocks are gonna shoot up to where they were before this disaster. AMD will eventually become 55+ and NVDA will go to 300+ soon.

>>17411416
didnt see your article, but might be. isnt GILD's drug a combination of the aids drugs?

>>17411367
Weak AI isn't smart enough for that, strong AI just wants a gf/bf and is convinced it's still in a kill box

>>17411418
The state of burgers

>>17411442
coffee and dance music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErYAGQZs8e0

>>17411437
Yeah, imagine being the fucking retard who bought right there or on any number of dips. Kill yourself, tripfag.

>>17411375
Its a joke Hans, I realize your country rounded up all the funny people and had them executed

Are $0.48 calls on $7.5 APT calls worth it, I want to gamble this morning

>>17411464
see, retards like this are going to be posting pink wojaks at lunch time.
>he thinks buying a 3% dip right now, is "smart money"
fuck me what a retard lmfao

>>17411437
I care about what others do with their money

>>17411476
You’re the dumb nigger that lost thousands on weed stocks aaaaahahaha

>>17411478
i mean, as much as it is watching you guys get absolutely rekt lmfao, im trying to teach you a lesson without you losing half your portfolio. but ok retard, buy. post your trades in here so we can laugh at you.

Post what music you are listening to

>he fell for the chinkflu meme

Now that the chinks are forced to stay at home, will they be playing more WoW and ATVI going up?

>>17411365

>>17411485
and still made better returns than you back on SPCE/SNSS lmfao

Reminder that this general is always wrong and to do the opposite of what everyone says.

Oh shit did you guys mean GILD or GOLD?!

>>17411486
Scared money doesn't make money. I mean there's puke in the street, but I'm waiting for blood. Wait for after mardi gras.

Im always too late to the short party

buying any short positions now seems pointless, every short position is up 10-30%, people had the foresight to short on friday morning.

Any Ideas on TVIX? Do you think its going to go up any higher? I feel like market is going to retrace all week back in the green.

Is anyone still holding SPCE here?

>>17411486
>LOOK AT ME!!!
>LISTEN TO ME!!!
>IM SO LONELY!!!

>>17411488
Infected Mushroom

>>17411501
some of the advice is thorough. i wouldnt discard everything right off the bat

>>17411381
Flip no. I deleted that app.

>>17411392
Posting nothing is?

I'll be seeing you lads after the next QE.

>>17411504
both

>>17411509
holy shit i'm fuckin crying laughing right now lmao

>>17411509
SNSSfag

>>17411488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

>>17411501
taking advice from anyone blindly in general is stupid. dyor

>>17411512
wtf? I was listening to going insane like ten minutes ago. I'm listening to panchiko atm, that new /mu/ FOTM.

>Shorting and longing the market at the same time

Can't fucking lose

>>17411509
Oh SNSS Anon, come out to play~

>>17411508
It's got more room to run, but not much. I'd wait for a pull back in VIX then get in for the second pop.

buying the vix during times of low volatility seems like a fool proof method of making money. just wait for an event to happen and collect your 4x. it seems to sit around 10-15 for months at a time and shoots up every so often. what could possibly go wrong?

>>17411510
post your trade then retard. show us your buys.

>>17411414
[SARDONIC ADMONISHMENT] Yes just like they swap the meaning of pounds seconds and newtons seconds with the beagle 2

>>17411529
fucking one outer... nice.

>>17410717
*ahem*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>17411529
"Covered swaps"

i bought shares in MSFT (182), AMD (54.9).
should i just go back to sleep and wait for everything to boil over?
i have faith in their long term performance so I'm not too upset

>>17411509
Clarifying, I am not that retarded
I sold a bit early on 33$ but I am happy with my gain
dont have to sell on the peak, as long as you make a decent profit, right guys?

>DOW -980 POINTS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17410896
Kek

>>17411488
HEIL MEIN FUHRER
no sleep
coffee
weed
stonks
and sexy tunes
god fucking damn i love my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEoh-fPXMqc

>>17411538
Im also sitting on cash, waiting for the recession. Im not just not acting all high & mighty about it

>>17411558
Thats exactly what you should do

Tbh im selling my puts today

>>17411535
Any VIX ETF will decay, look at the history of TVIX or UVXY

>>17411490
It's more to the point that the world fell for the kungflu

>>17411579
>iM aLsO sItTiNg iN CaSh
then shut the fuck up faggot lmfao

My Prediction is that there will be a final huge sell off of panic hands at open, followed by a hard rebound session after lunch

>>17411538
Im also sitting on cash, waiting for the recession. Im just not acting all high & mighty about it. Keep stroking that fragile ego though

>Weedfag manages to shit up yet another thread

>>17411558
good rule of thumb is if you're going to invest a good chunk, think about if you're going to stay with it in the long haul or not, if not then second guess yourself.

>>17411559
Never heed the sounds of FOMO unless you're sure you can make money off of it. Outside of that you're dealing outside of competency.

>>17411606
Ayyyy, I am in cash as well rn.

>>17411598
>lmfao
Are you a teenage girl?

>>17411291
We get it, you have nothing of value to say. Keep crying.

Let's admit it this bull run has been overextended for some time without any real fundamentals supporting it (lmao 2% GDP growth yoy). The real question is do we grow again (really no reason though) after this small sell off or do we crab.

>>17411630
>thinking the Fed won't implement some serious QE to offset the losses due to the nCoV issues and lack of economic output

>>17411606
Sold most of my folio the other day. Up 5k, waiting for this bullshit to pass!

I am financially ruined.

>>17411655
Thankfully not ruined, but at zero gain. Again.

>>17411647
BOJ ready and willing as well, Kuroda just said yesterday/today

>>17411635
imagine being such a drooling anon tranny that you get BTFO'd by tripfags lmfao

>>17411299
>Maine
Based. I'm way up at the top of Aroostook county (can see Canada out my living room window). Where you at?

>>17411655
Did you catch the corona virus with out health insurance?

>>17411624
"I am bearish" isn't shitposting though

Today is gonna suck

>>17411647
>This is not a planned economy

>>17411664
>>17411647

>thinking that stop gap duct tape measure are going to be enough to stop the bubble pop.

>>17411641
>implying anyone on 4chan has anything valuable to say
Wew

>>17411672
why?

>>17411586
This week theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBKjK7Xik0

>>17411646
>small sell off
You are in denial, its down -3% right now, the week ends +1%? The point is we are not in a bull market anymore. Expect more of this to happen..

buy MSFT calls $200 next year

so what's the lesson to be learned? steer clear from options trading?

inb4 eternal crab market

>>17411699
Don't bet more than you're willing to lose

>>17411671
Nearly everyone is bearish and has been since at least Friday. Shitting on people who didn't sell isn't constructive, it's retarded. If the market didn't tank, he would still be starting arguments and being a faggot.

>>17411680
Because I fucked up and forgot to sell my SPCE shares on friday.
I'm not worried about SNSS but I'm pretty sure it won't be fun to watch my SPCE equity.

why are bears even a thing?

>>17411699
Steer clear from trading period.

>>17411672
Why didn't you sell SPCE when you had the chance? Why did you get greedy?

>>17411501
If someone was smart, they'd analyze the predictions made from these generals over the years and have some kind of data.

>>17411667
Bangor dahude

What stocks should I invest in? Give me some suggestions and I will look more into them.

>>17411509
Sold my SPCE last monday, the only reason i'm not read for the year (yet)

>>17411664
This is likely going to ripple worldwide. No surprise there.

>>17411674
Didn't say it wasn't.

>>17411677
I'm saying there's likely going to be retraction. I never implied QE to be good.

>>17411721
google, amazon, coca cola, disney

>>17411713
Probably because I had the wrong mindset after eating a loss on ROKU

>>17411512
Nice. I've been to three of their shows. At the first one in Grand Rapids there was a group of guys jumping around with an Israeli flag.

>SOXL
yikes

>>17411718
I grew up in Bangor. It is shame how far downhill it has gone in the past 10+ years.

Wheelchair ramp up, elevator down. Nearly two months worth of gains wiped out in a single morning. Thanks for everything chinks.

>>17411705
You didnt forget, you thought today would be different, just like friday. Good call on platinum too kek

>>17411721
if youre gonna buy anything, buy gold/pharma's that are currently doing something regarding CV. textiles, etc too maybe (masks, protective gear, etc).

>>17411717
Maybe they did, but posting their conclusions here would tamper with the data and thus invalidate any models they'd have come up with.

>>17411704
I see your point but my 4chan lexical parser turned his "my name is weed brah I hate every single one of you" rant into "I am VERY bearish"

>>17411630
>>17411606
Same friends

Is "Black monday" taken already? What are they going to call today in the future?

>>17411743
Well I only own 2 grams of platinum, same amount I own of Gold. Hadn't bought much yet. So a 1 day fluctuation is kind of irrelevant to me.

I know, i know i've let you down,
I've been a fool to myself.
I thought that i could live for no one else,
But now, through all the hurt and pain,
It's time for me to respect.
The ones you love mean more than anything.

>>17411761
Slightly shitty start of week #1488

>>17411515

>>17411739
Yeah definitely going to skedaddle as soon as school is finished, some parts are nice but I love on crackhead street and it gets tiresome

>>17411647
They implemented that following the 2009 recession as well. How long did it take the stock market to recover?

DAY OF THE PINK WOJACKS IS UPON US

>>17411761
There has been multiple Black Mondays in the history of the stock market.

>>17411761
This isn't that bad. We had a horrible day in July with the Fed and the Trade war. That was a good day

>>17410717
MY HECKIN TECH PORTFOLIO THAT I WAS TOO AUTISTIC TO DIVERISFYERINO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

whens the day to buy back in on SPCE?
monday? Tuesday? After wednesday?

Shit

>>17410730
noted

>>17411790
how bout you try in may.

>>17411761
Yellow Monday

>when youre sitting on cash waiting for the recession & robinhood alerts are blowing up your phone with new 52 week lows and 5-10% premarket losses

>>17411799
based

>>17411696
I bought $200 calls... for June

>>17411733
Boy, you losing like 500 dollars an hour. Sell at a loss asap or suffer even bigger losses later.

>>17411816
>when you have almost 350k in various index funds so even a 1% dip means you just lost 3,500

Easy day.

Always do the opposite of what everyone expects.

Markets Green by EOD

Wow. What a fucking bloodbath. Where does it end today.... Nasdaq heading towards -3.5 dow heading towards -1000 pts.

fuck me

Recession is starting boys, premarket is bloody

>>17411830
Already sold some over 30. Going to see how low this dip goes, and rebuy for cheaper.

>Apple -4.44%
>MSFT -5.32%
>Amzn -3.62%
>SPY -2.7%
>KO getting off easy at -1.5%

>>17411834
how are people attracted to these "people"?

>Up $10 All-time.

>>17411834
When Japan's economy crumbles will they allow more Americans to go over? I want to travel the country and spend every night with a different qt.

>>17411772
QE doesn't recover anything. It just lessens the brunt of economic downturns. It's a buffer, trading the short term for the long term. Problem being that long term it means less value per dollar.

If I sell my contracts at market open, is some asshole going to buy them at one cent?

>>17411871
based

>>17411867
hey man you doin better than me

based CV
puts are king

>>17411816
Feels good man

>>17411858
>DAMAGE CONTROL

>>17411398
same here, never selling so uuh let's hope it recovers eventually

Fucking chinks

BELOW 30

Welcome back to earth, Fellow Astronauts!

>>17411891
Yes, that's literally what cutting your losses is.

>>17411877
Not if you use a limit

>>17411832
you only loose money if you sell

>>17411834
Fucking a
I want a kinky yellow school babe

BUY BUY BUY

>>17411884
>Wojak_handonshoulder.jpg

lol I just like 30 phone alerts telling me which stocks I'm following just hit their 52 week low

>>17411221
China's infection numbers are just as fake as their stock indices.

God damn chinese ruining everything, why can't they just eat normal food and have basic hygiene?

>>17411894
I did the sell thing for my UPRO and SOXL. Not sure about SVXY... since that basically has to go back up.

We're gonna hit -1000 on the dow today, aren't we

>>17411915
I know. Still hurts tho.

>>17411902
How do you sell a stock thats up 315% in the last 3 months at a fucking loss?

These are the faces that will save the markets

NOOO CHINA NOT THE HECKIN BATERINOS! DONT EAT THE BATERINOS OR PANGOLINOS NOOOO

well, fuck stocks for today, guess I'll just workout instead (i won't)

It wasn't even this bad when everyone was freaking out about world war III god damn this fear market

>>17411936
You already know the answer. FOMO'd too late then got greedy, combined with the market suddenly taking a shit because the chinks released a bioweapon on their own fucking populace.

>>17411646
But I bought in last Wednesday!

Putting in my OTM sqqq buy, fully expect it not to get filled until it's quadrupled in price

Holy shit the market is in free fall -3% DOW! Yikes

>>17411931
-1500

>>17411858
Wouldn't that wash sale you

Is this discount going to be today only or are we gonna get bigger price cuts in the following days?

>>17411958
>i'm out 9k at open

The ride never ends.

>>17411947
Given your recent track record with SALT, ONTX, ROKU, and now SPCE, I'd say youre just a shit trader

>>17411971
whole week

>>17411971
We haven't actually seen the impact of the virus yet so we're in the rumor phase and will be for a while

>>17411976
He holds SNSS, of course he is a shit trader

BOOMERS PLEASE BUY.
I would have make 40000% from this crash, im so fomo now because of extended weekend on my stock exchange please boomers

So...will chinks cause a global recession?

>>17411971
bigger price cuts in the following days

>>17411945
Yeah but everyone over 20 knew that wasn’t going to be ww3. This is like... how much does china effect gdp and global supply chains and how much can pneumonia slow the economy... etc etc not something easy to understand and model and price in.

>>17411023
I'm a newb to trading, can anyone suggest what biomedical and plastic stinks to invest in based off of this?

BAT GANG WHERE YOU AT

>>17411955
Actually, I wonder if i'll even be able to buy one at all

>>17411984
how the fuck did you plan to make 40000% what the actual ffffuckckk

>>17410717
Will TOCA keep growing? I'm going to restock up on ZOM once it devalues enough.

>>17411976
You're free to have your opinion, I'm still up over 50% this year. If you think everyone makes perfect trades all the time, you are a fucking moron.

>>17411832
I'm 90% index funds. Hold, brother!

I'm thinking of buying some more today or tomorrow.

I'm gonna lose all my money and be freed from this glorified online casino bullshit aaaaaaa

>>17411997
*stocks

Three minutes.

>>17411966
optimistic. Even bluepill CNBC is FUDding hard

>>17411985
We literally aren't even back to levels we started off the year at. There won't be a recession, just some ups and downs as we crab along for a few weeks.

-940

Post losses. I'm out $3,400 so far.

3 minutes. Brace for impact, it's gonna be rough boys

Im down 30% from Thursday

>>17412025
0.

>>17412025
3700, probably 4700 at 9:30

JNUG time boys let’s make some cash on the retard panic

>>17412010
I will buy the dip. Even if I get my hands bloody catching falling knives so be it. Stonks only go up long term.

>>17412009
>I'm still up over 50% this year.
Not for long...

>>17411931
-2000 on opening

>>17412006
RTS index -10% today

>>17411908
Limit doesn't always work. If there are no buyers at a given price, there are no buyers and you're either holding or must adjust.

I have AUG 21 67.50 strike KO calls. Wat do?

Reminder

DING DING DING DING

TIME TO REENTER THE STRATOSPHERE!

I live in NYC where do I go so I see bankers committing suicide when the recession starts?

>>17412043
Just gonna keep going up, buddy. You'll just keep crying.
Done replying to you now, go REEEEEEEEEE in a corner or something.

*gets notification*

>>17410717
oh dear god... I should have sold everything on pre-market.

bros, i dont feel so good

>>17411997
Just google it. There's some companies looking at making vaccines and some looking at making supplies related to the outbreak etc. I pulled out of everything but Nestlé because iirc they own some water sources. They might take a hit but still I think that the hit might be worth taking in all scenarios, good or bad. Sold my VZ ASRV and SACH though. Market will likely get hit the next 8-10 days.

>>17412056
270 park avenue

>>17412052
Based

Seems like Robinhood becomes unusable during critical hours more and more often...may need to switch to a real broker.

AAAAAAAAA I CANT SELL ANY OF MY OPTIONS ROBINHOOD IS GOING APESHIT

>>17412092
>>17412092
>>17412092

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17412092
>>17412092
>>17412092

>>17411871
You can already do that

This is fine frebs, one day we’ll make it. Where should I throw $600 on glorious discount day?

>>17412080
damn. whats your portfolio value

>>17412082
Will do thanks for the suggestion

>>17412083
What time of day?

>>17412062
Nice projection, have fun watching that shitfolio bleed

>>17412052
This post shows how little you know of our economic situation. We are quite literally headed towards mega inflation, especially with how affected China and America ALONE are going to be or already are affected. Stop POSTING you don't have a clue. Thank you.

>stop! stop! He's already dead ;_;

>>17412095
TD Ameritrade is decent. Though I've had lag issues with orders executing at times. Great tools and you can buy corp bonds, gov bonds etc. Even layout bond ladders. Available info is way better too.

>>17412165
If you are on TD you should be using ThinkOrSwim, it's really, really great.

>Yes... YES! Buy the dip goyim!!!

>>17412148
>sold everything on friday
My ass finally gets something right

I'm down .2% already.... What do I do. I want some green?

Fear: zero

Question for those who have a clue what they're doing: Would Astrazeneca be worth holding on to? It's taken a hit, but not nearly as much as everything else. Will it continue to get hit or is medical related stuff relatively safe?

>>17412458
Well do you think they'll be able to boost profits considering their products/services despite the economy possibly tanking? Ask the right questions first.